New Thread: now with 50% more boobs
I read the other day that Kate Hudson has had a boob job. This made me sad because she was the pioneer of small-breasted women. I feel let down.

Who has disappointed you recently and what are you going to do about it?

*I am also disappointed that Psychochomp isn't coming to my cupcake party because I want to spend time with him*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 May 2010, 16:15, 85 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just bought myself some things from Amazon
Two graphic novels by Garth Ennis to be a bit more forthcoming with details.

Have you treated yourself recently?

I'm bored, and couldn't be bothered to get involved with that 'female role model' thread because I skimmed it and saw no pics of boobs
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 May 2010, 14:25, 243 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Amy Johnson
80 years ago today, less than a year after she gained her full pilot's licence, Amy Johnson set off from Britain to fly single handed to Australia. Which she achieved 19 days later thus becoming the first woman to complete such a journey. Prior to this she had gained a BA in Economics and become the first woman to qualify as an aircraft engineer.

Which woman from history do you think deserves greater recognition?
Who do you think is currently a good role model for young women/girls?
(Cave Duck, Wed 5 May 2010, 13:10, 88 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The popular page is getting small again.
Say something funny, and if you can't think of anything funny insult someone.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:27, 62 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cock.
I've got a big craving for chicken so I'm going to cook some tonight although I don't know quite how yet. Tell me, what's your favourite thing to do with a bird?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:17, 89 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

New trick
Last night on Facebook, I spotted a page in which it shows a way to overcome your gag reflex. From what I can tell, it's only a temporary thing, but quite amusing nonetheless.

This is how it's done -
1. Bound your left hand into a fist, with your thumb inside it.
2. Squeeze as hard as you can, while extending your middle finger.
3. Push that middle finger towards where you would normally gag, and you'll (hopefully) find that you won't gag at all!

All right, it's a pretty crap trick, but it amused me. Give it a go!

Anyone else learned any new tricks recently?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 May 2010, 10:20, 97 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And he races into the lead in the going back to bed stakes!
Anyone coming up on the rails?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 5 May 2010, 8:02, 63 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bruises
Thanks to falling out a wheelie bin backwards earlier on, right onto my arse, I've ended up with a solid, straight line of a bruise running right across one cheek. It is, without a doubt, the oddest and most awkward bruise I've ever had.

What are your tales of strange/unexplained/painful bruises?
(Twinx, Tue 4 May 2010, 19:31, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We just got an email from the President of the Company
Releasing the earnings for this quarter.

Net earnings of $149.9 million

But we've been 2 years now without salary increase.

And they keep repeating "people is our greatest assest"

Bunch of...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:48, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'll ask this here as I'm too scared to ask /talk -
Anyone remember that pic of the viaduct morphing into a sailing galleon? Or better yet, when and where to find its first appearance, or even the b3tan responsible?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:33, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Electric cars are the future
Literally, as it's being discussed whether to fit them with Star Wars noises so they can be heard coming. Thus negating that unforseen by-product of cleaner energy of streets strewn with the corpses of blind people and their guide dogs. I want mine to sound like a TIE Fighter, please.

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article7115259.ece

Or, you could just make them sound like cars...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:46, 115 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've got some Harry Potter Fudge Flies
and a sore throat and coughy yucky chest

What have you got?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:42, 87 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

WANKERS.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 4 May 2010, 12:59, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Following on from Kitty's reply to my earlier thread
In the film of the adventures of B3ta, what stereotype would your character be? Who would be the twisted, evil nemesis, and who would be the handsome and dashing hero?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 4 May 2010, 12:17, 119 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

James Cameron is releasing Avatar in cinemas again this summer.
WITH EXTRA 6 MINUTES!!!
OMGOMGOMG!!!

And he's promised TWO sequels as well.

I don't know if I'll be able to sleep. Maybe I should kill everybody now and then myself to save us the pain of not living in Pandora.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 11:53, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Today is the biggest deadline of our year.
At 4pm, the thing that has been making me suicidal for the past three weeks will finally be out of my life, finished at half three this morning. However, my friend just rang me, her computer was completely died on her, she can't even turn it on. All she had left to do was submit it, and it wasn't saved anywhere else. If I was her, I might actually kill myself.

So, question. What would you leave to other B3tans if you hypothetically kicked the bucket?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 4 May 2010, 10:58, 90 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Crime of the Century
Over the Bank Holiday weekend, someone broke into our office and stole all the shiney nice things (PCs, Laptop, Brand New large format printer).

Consequently, I'm about to jump on the tube and spend the day (and possibily most of the week) 'working from home'.

What weirdness has started your working week?
(Baile_Atha_Cliath is new to this b3ta nonsense, Tue 4 May 2010, 9:50, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mmmmmmmm
Fruit juice, croissants and cafe con leche.
Staple diet of the retired man.

How is your day starting?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 4 May 2010, 7:34, 64 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Officially the quietest Monday ever.
Everybody must be out enjoying Real Life, in the sunshine. Selfish bastards.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 3 May 2010, 16:49, 101 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just put xubuntu linux on my old PC
its the only way to get anything good out of 256K. It comes with an IRC client. As a long time Microsoft user this is new to me. I was wondering if anyone had any tips for getting the most out of this?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 May 2010, 11:21, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OK, I've referred to it in the past on QOTW about the song playing on the airplane when I first met my dad.
ASelin Debison - Somewhere Over The Rainbow/What a Wonderful World

It was this version, and I thought it was awesome, not just because what it meant, but also because this kid was 13 when she recorded this and it's not fooking bad in my opinion.

I is slighly drunked right now, and you know what - I don't fucking care. I'm off to Vegas in a few hours!

Edit: Did I say slightly drunked? I'm fucking wasted right now. Byeeeeee.......I'll probably still be drunk at the airport. I'll try not to post, unless I go through with a filet knife, or beat up some college boys (for the record, they weren't college boys, they were older than me), or throw the kittums out the window.

Re-Edit: Fuck, I really was that drunk that I posted this up. I knew something was niggling at me! Have a great week, off to gamble away my life savings!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 3 May 2010, 8:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well, you lot are going to be getting up soon.
I hope you all had a great weekend! I'm off to Vegas tomorrow for a few days, so may or may not be around.
Enjoy the week, and blessings on you all!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 3 May 2010, 5:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I should have gone to bed hours ago
as the alarm is going off in 4 1/2 hours, instead I've spent the last hour making this.

*Picture in replies*
(bill, Mon 3 May 2010, 0:43, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Does anyone reckon
Gordon Brown would have met with a more positive media reaction if he'd said something like "she's right you know; we must do something about all these foreigners flooding Britain"?

If so, how miserable does that make you feel?
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sun 2 May 2010, 19:10, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning Folks (taking my cue from that last thread there).
It's Sunday morning and I have no hangover.
And I'm baking croissants.
With a bit of luck they should be ready in time for when mrsblaireau finishes work and we sit down to watch the motogp. Mmmmmmmmmmm Suzy Perry.
that is as long as climatic and world events behave themselves and don't fuck with my plans for enjoyment (I'm referring specifically to plane crashes and volcanic eruptions).

Croissants and motorcycle racing, does it get any better than this?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 2 May 2010, 8:36, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning folks
It's saturday morning, and I'm at work. Not hungover this time, thankfully. How are we all?

Also, I've just got myself a shiny new android phone (the HTC Hero) and I was wondering whether anyone had any app recommendations?
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Sat 1 May 2010, 9:59, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Anyone else been asked to take part in Biobank?
www.ukbiobank.ac.uk/

I got a letter today - exactly one week after I opted out of having my medical records included in a national database.

I'm sort of in favour of big, open, long-term medical studies. I'm not in favour of every Tom, Dick and Harry having access to my records. Apparently I'd have to turn up at a local 2-3 hour appointment where fluid would be taken and I'd get the results of that, then they'd follow my health long-term via my GP.

Decisions decisions. What would you do? Have you been asked?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 23:08, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm just back from t'pub.
Finished at 4, drinking at 4.05, drunk by 7. Yay free bar.

Why does b3ta only make sense when I'm off my box?
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 19:36, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This has gone far enough
I know we all like PyschoChomp and DonkeyGums but lets not get ahead of ourselves.

Your opportunity to come crawling back to Wormulus.
Hurry up now.
( WormuIus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:00, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)