Gnah', pete's sake.
I got dressed in the dark today, and then when I went out to work it was dark, and now I'm in the office and it's light, and my white hoodie is really dirty. Like, really really dirty. I didn't realise because the stains on it are subtal yellow coloured (probably cooking related oil or something).

It's worst around the ends of my sleaves so I've rolled them up a bit. But i fucking hate being so schlocky, I _knew_ I should have put on a shirt or something.

I think i'm going to find myself a place to get a new jumper at lunch and hope nobody notices... and if anyone says anything I'll just say "I was to hot in my hoodie, but didn't have anything on under it".

/// EDIT /// GOOGLE IS MOCKING ME !
www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=clothing+shop+farringdon
First result is a pizza place.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:04, 122 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning all!
I just want to boast that I visited the amazing Tayyabs last night with the fabulous Monty and Wanderlust. Dry meat FTW!

I am now totally hungover and have a load of work and a 300 mile drive in the snow and ice.

Contrast your good/bad experiences here my people!

Alt Q:

What's for breakfast?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 7:47, 255 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is anyone still up or are we all being ridiculously sensible in anticipation of Santa?
Tell me about the last friend you made.

Alt Q: What are you putting off until tomorrow that you could have done today?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:05, 124 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've just been out driving through the country lanes in the Jeep and
it was brilliant fun. Having a 4x4 in the snow is ace. Are you loving this weather or hating it?

Alt Q: 4x4s evil or neccessary?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:30, 36 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A parcel came, but I was in work
I went to the redelivery site and they said I could have it sent from the Depot at the End of the World to my local Post Office.
The Post Office they dictate I must use is a mile away and in a totally different 'village', for want of a better word.
My local Post Office, ie the one I use, that is only half a mile away, is 'not in my Post Code area' and therefore they will not post there.
They won't post it to my nana's because that's a different postcode as well.
Ok then you twats, have it your way, redeliver it to my address on Christmas Eve, but I bet you fucking won't.

Who do you suspect of LIES?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:28, 253 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That threads dead
How was your weekend?
Mine involved cooking and eating a christmas meal on saturday and possibly the worst hangover I've ever had on Sunday.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:22, 173 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What do YOU blame on JMG.. From the year of our Lord, 2010?
I'm opening this topic for the lesser boards, too.
Always giving.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:01, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So how is the latest London snowpocalypse?
I read that the airports have been shut down repeatedly and that you are having another snowy/icy winter.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:35, 84 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's the worst thing you've been called?
I just received a gaz addressed to 'Dear Turdy Helmet' and I am pretty sure this wins for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:12, 62 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Long thread is long.
What is the greatest ever television theme tune?

Alt: Lunch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:27, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This dickhead I work with overheard me saying that I hadn't seen the final of SCD yet
So he made it his business to find out who won and say it loudly enough for me to hear over my headphones. What absolute fucking cunt.

What's pissed you off lately?

Alt Q - fuck the fuck off, make up your own Alt Q
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:31, 326 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Murder!
A crazy Mary Bale-type keeps attacking the snowmen in my cousin's street. So far we've had repeated beheadings, a spade in the stomach surrounded by ketchup 'blood', and a carrot nose removed and turned into a penis.
The solution? My cousin is right now using the snow bricks from her kids' igloo to brick up this woman's door.
I suggested dog poo as mortar, and a pit-trap in front of the snow man, but they don't want to mess up the lawn.

How would you dish out justice in these conditions?
And how are you all?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 7:49, 226 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's top of your christmas list?
Worst present ever?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:21, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's time for a happy thread
before we all sink into self loathing

Why was your weekend awesome?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 20:57, 143 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm watching Noel's Christmas Presents
And I'm in danger of getting misty-eyed.

Just to be clear, I still hate Christmas.

What sets you off blubbing?

Alt: Does me watching 'Noel's Christmas Presents' make me a massive bumder?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:22, 101 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have stolen 'hygge' from the Danes
(not from JohnTheDane, he's actually Scottish. More from the likes of DiT.)
Presents are wrapped, food is in, house is not as tidy as it should be, but so what? Me and Tigger are all snuggly on the sofa and I'm going for din dins at my folks' house later.
How are you lot doing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 10:50, 80 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

CHINS IN!
I spoke to some girls, earlier.
How can the temple of mentals better this?


NO GAMES WORKSHOP SYMPATHISERS.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:46, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Breaker Breaker
Got your ears on?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 23:33, 189 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright shut-ins?
The outside is your friend, it means you no harm..
( FIEND, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 19:14, 68 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright Fatties?
How's the Lying and Internet Knight club doing?
It's been a while.

Consider this festive cheer from JMG, b3ta's own hero.
Everybody's friends, it's wonderful time of the year. How's life on the other side of the internet?

No fat chicks.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Dec 2010, 15:57, 79 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i've been sat stationary in traffic for 45 minutes now
The snow is bloody mental. What are all of you lot up to?
(berk, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 13:03, 77 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just got my Christmas card from rosalicious
Have you got yours?
( Peej, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 10:51, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

GODDAMN GEOGRAPHICAL RESTRICTIONS ON AMAZON WON'T LET ME BUY KUNT!!!
I guess merkins aren't allowed. I tried amazon.com besides amazon.co.uk.

Bastards.

Alt Question: Do you even give a fuck?
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 5:46, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Your favourite christmas tipple?
Me, a Cherry Maria
Equal measures of Cherry Brandy & Tia Maria
Its like Benylin Linctus with a kick

Alt Q If you had to dress up as someone famous for a festive party, who would it be?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 1:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

RIP Don van Vliet
Some may have noticed my sig for the past few months has been "open up another case of the punks". This is a lyric from Ashtray Heart by Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band. www.youtube.com/watch?v=82gyb0cFJ20

Captain Beefheart (van Vliet) was one of the best and most original song writers ever. I was lucky enough to see The Magic Band live a few years back. It featured members from several various incarnations of The/His Magic Band. After the gig I managed to speak to Denny Wally and Gary Lucas. Captain Beefheart's last album was released in 1982 and he retired to the Mojave Desert to paint. I'm impressed he managed to live to 69 with MS to be honest.

Anyone else care to talk about how amazing his music and voice were?
( djtrialprice, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 22:45, 46 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was just cleaning my bedroom
and I found some paper down the back of my bedside table where I wrote down a dream years and years ago. Full text copied in replies, but what's the weirdest dream you ever had that was weird enough - or normal enough - to remember?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 22:39, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What do I do tonight? I am staying in.
Xbox, telly or technics?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 20:00, 64 replies, latest was 15 years ago)