You're all cunts.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 2:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Youtube thread
Please everyone, I want you to post your favourite Youtube vids in here.

Put in as many as you like, be it comedy, music, or simply the most random shit you can get your hands on
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:53, 55 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Neu pthreadh.
Nigel Lawson - would you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:54, 39 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

N E W T H R E A D
Nigella Lawson- would you?

If not why not?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:39, 239 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm done xmas shopping
what are you done with?

alt q: is it time for a new thread, or what?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:45, 56 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I HEREBY BEGIN THE CAMPAIGN TO BRING BALDMONKEY BACK TO QOTW!
Come on Everybody!
This place is headed to hell at high speed. It's the arse end of b3ta, and we should GRAB at this opportunity to bring back the glories.
Long before attempts to shut down QOTW were blocked by Badger and myself, Baldmonkey ran free on QOTW with posts and wacki the likes of which you people have yet to fill since he sad, sad banning.

BRING BACK BALDMONKEY!
I refuse to have them shut down QOTW and Off Topic, merging you all as one with /Talk!
ONLY BALDMONKEY CAN SAVE THIS PLACE FROM RUIN!
ALL HAIL BALDMONKEY!




NO FAT CHICKS!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:51, 66 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

WAAAAAAAAHMBULANCE
For Twinkle Toes...
( djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:19, 87 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sorry but this has got to be worth it's own thread
Empire ran a poll amongst its readership to find the greatest Christmas movie of all time and the winner, I am phenomenally proud to announce, was

(spoiler alert)

DIE HARD

I for one think this is unbelievably awesome. What's your favourite Christmas movie?

Alt Q - Anne Widdicombe, shag or die?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:57, 172 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm having a lovely day
It's my last day in the office. I just got overpaid by 700 (tax rebate), have won another 500 in a lottery and cashed a bonus cheque for another 3000. I feel rich, I'm sitting at my desk with a can of cider, and I've scored space today.

I'm going bowling in an hour or so, then a free bar and posh nosh until the early hours. And I got laid the last two nights (my wife is happy too!)

Even my broken car isn't bothering me.

Who else feels great, and isn't it lovely!? Let's share our happiness!

Alt-Q - Why are you a miserable cunt?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:10, 266 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lunch and Nemo stapler thread
What are you eating?
What have you done during what has come to be known in my place of work as Craft Week?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:27, 116 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So this week it's all about nominating a victor in Internet Attention..
Whilst I applaud the mentions of myself and Badger, I must beg of you to give the title to Baldmonkey.
Whilst Badger successfully stopped QOTW being shut down, Baldmonkey is very much next in line to be a MOD on QOTW.

Who'd like to discuss this issue, supporting Baldmonkey?
Or skip what's been written, notice JMG's started a thread and have some kind of tantrum?
Please bring your best Internet Banter, as there's a very high chance girls are looking at this thread.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:10, 38 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Massive drugs! Not massive at all any more drugs! What I was told last night:
A pal of mine is a somewhat unemployable chap so he was trying to put his horticulture qualifications to good use by growing pot. I don’t endorse this, especially as it was funded by proper East End gangsters – all in all a very foolish enterprise. What made it worse is that the other non-gangster in the scheme went to see a fucking psychic last Friday and came away convinced they were going to be busted, and took it upon himself to cut all their plants up into little pieces and flush them down the lavatory without first mentioning his intentions to my chum. 600 plants, value: many, many thousands of pounds, all gone.

So due a mixture of cretinous medieval superstition, unjustified paranoia and a bit of a mental breakdown on the part of this idiot, wholly innocent friend had to go for a bollocking at 9am yesterday during which idiot boy had a pistol wrapped round his head and my pal though they were going be shot.

a) don’t do it, kidz, it ain’t worf it, and
b) all sounds more than a little ‘Guy Ritchie’ doesn’t it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:51, 90 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm also going to nominate baldmonkey here .
Just in case.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:32, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Gonz!
It's a demented pug in a parka!
In reply...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:48, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Long time no see...
Haven't been here much in the last year or so. What's changed?

I've left you a present in the form of my latest escapade. It's in the replies as an early Christmas gift. Sorry if it's not exactly what you wanted, Santa's a bit busy at the moment.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:05, 70 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

THREE SLEEPS!
Shut up!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 7:53, 226 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

YouTube Disco. Roll up (not that oregano though Bobby, cheers all the same).

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:49, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Continuing the theme of below
write a personal ad for another b3tan.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:06, 131 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ah go on then
Following on from that, what are the things about you that you hope the opposite sex find attractive? Be warned that emo 'I have no good traits' answers will result in you being cast out and forced to fetch Rice Crispie cakes and copies of Heat magazine for us more worthy individuals.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:40, 232 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What sort of person do you go for?
A hard hunk dreamboat? A slothy 'real' man? The Unavailable? .....etc.

I'm not talking about fantasies, I'm talking about who you would like to end up spending a long time with.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:19, 152 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright bumders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:11, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sorry for another threadstomp
but in these bleak times I have some news. I have an interview tomorrow. This is good news but I am rather settling into slobbing about in my trackie bottoms and slippers and don't relish joining the world of work slavery again quite so soon - I was hoping to hang it out til the end of January..........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:50, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sorry if I am Threadstomping. But I feel it most important to describe mine and Crow's holiday to Belgium.
in replies!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:44, 43 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Its the shortest day of the year today
My SAD is no longer going to get worse! tell me what has excited you today.

Alt Q: Milk or sugar in your tea?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:51, 112 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

GNU FRED.
Hopefully TGB hasn't entirely driven everyone away and she has gone off to start a nightclub in her 'downstairs area' where a band called 'The Beatles' will become popular in the early 60s.

Tell me who is 'one to watch' in 2011, in any given sphere, and I shall roundly mock you for being an idiot, for your troubles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:39, 161 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hi Pa!
I'm not dead or nuffin just been working and shit innit.

That is all. You may all move on. I mean it! Get orrrrffff my land thread *waves pitchfork*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:26, 38 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've actually organised something!
I've been planning a small bash for back in November, then being lazy I forgot about it. The date and time is flexible but provisionally at the moment it is the 11th of February, so let me know if you fancy coming.

On a questioning note, what habit do you have that you can't break yourself of?

Alt Q: I got a nice receipe off someone on talk but I want a couple more ideas for Christmas dinner starters. Suggestions?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:20, 146 replies, latest was 15 years ago)