Sorry, that thread has gone a bit dead...
I watched Charlie Brooker's Review of 2010 last night. I was worried marriage would dull his bile ridden rants, but I'm happy to see that this is not the case.

One of the things he mentioned in his review was some of the good TV from last year, including Sherlock, a series I found to be fucking excellent.

So, I ask you this, what is the best series you've ever seen? Mine is either Hitler, The Rise Of Evil or Jekyll.

Alt Q: What series do you hate, that others seem to adore? Mine is The Mighty Boosh, load of shite it is.

Also, I've found the female Lab
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:08, 119 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In keeping with the depressing theme of today
Which celebrities do you think will die this year?

Alt: Which celebrities do you wish would die this year?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:09, 194 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tut tut.
Perusing Google news today I see:

1. MP for Barnsley Central about to go down for fraud
2. MP for Bury already sent down for fraud
3. A Rochdale paedo grooming gang
4. A Newcastle rapist policeman

You northerners really are a charming and honest bunch aren’t you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 13:12, 173 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck that shit
we're meant to be miserable here. Why are you in a shit mood?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:31, 174 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've got a real spring in my step today.
Just thought I'd share that.

How are you feeling today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:37, 166 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I recently fell off the wagon in a big big way
What's disappointed you recently?

Alt-Q - The sheepshaggers lost to Crawley last night. Whose failure has given you pleasure recently?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:15, 217 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread for the win. Have you ever had your arse kicked?
Alt q: Worst fast food experience?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:31, 227 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've had some chicken.
What have you had and what are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 19:42, 125 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread for the hour I am home
If you were an alien, what type would you like to be?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:19, 133 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That threads too long now.
Please tell me the worst joke you know so I can insult you and thus cheer myself up a bit. Bonus points for stats jokes.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:28, 242 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Things on the horizon
Good afternoon my fellow denizens of /ot. What big things do you have planned for this year? Holidays, weddings, kids, rape, murder?

I am finally getting the opportunity to go to Disneyland Paris for the kids, and not at all because I think it will be good! A quick trip to Centreparcs will also be on the agenda at Easter as it appears to be some kind of family tradition to go there now.

Alt Q:
Due to me being an almighty cunt, I forgot my lunch so it consisted of scrapings from my office drawers (mmmm) and a cheap undetermined flavour of noodles (which appeared on eating to be very spicy fish). What did you lot have/forget?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:00, 208 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New Linky Poos time.....it's THE FUTURE....
www.engadget.com/2011/01/10/artpro-nail-printer-v6-1-hands-in-video/

What can of fizzy pop do you want from the shop?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:03, 80 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What was the highlight of your weekend?
If it was shit, make something up. I personally ran as fast as I could from here to the top of Mount Snowdon, hit three massive bongs and flew back down in my Eurofighter, executing a stylish three-point landing in the beer garden at The Bell where I had fried chicken and curly fries with half a shandy. Then I went home and wanked myself into oblivion to the omnibus edition of Eastenders.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 9:13, 250 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning
I think I'm the only person in the world that's looking forward to a Monday. It's my first full day off in weeks. I'm going to sit in my PJs, not leave the house, drink wine and veg out. Now that I've boasted, you may all bitch about going to work (or not).

Alt: You're taking me to a gig. Who are we going to see, where are we going and who's supporting?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 7:15, 38 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

sunday night riddle anyone, no cheating please
I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:37, 50 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Let's have an OH WOE IS ME thread.
I'm all like OH WOE IS ME 'cus I'm getting really ill again and it's fucking up my life big time, and it's not very nice.

What 'bout you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:01, 147 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

From henceforth I shall be known in Aber's family as the mad tattooed English lady who set herself on fire and doesn't eat meat.
Aber sends her love. The whole wedding was fantastic. I wore a floaty dress that was long at the back. Dotted along the pathways at the reception were bowls with lit citronella candels in. Guess what happened? Needless to say, I won't be wearing that dress again unless they need someone to play Cinderalla at the next B3ta pantomime.
( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 10:20, 48 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm having a bit of a boogie
and impatiently waiting for my ice cream to be frozen enough to eat.

What are you lot doing?
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 22:27, 118 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Having drunk too much last night
This evening, I'm stopping in with a curry.

What has stopped you from going out with normal people this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:25, 115 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So this very day last year
owing to some misunderstanding about comments I made with regard to my fondness for Erasure, I gazzed Roota for the first time ever with the intention of assuring her I wasn't gay. Mission accomplished.

What's the biggest change b3ta has made to your life or the best experience you've had as a result of b3ta?
( djtrialprice, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:09, 120 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Gym, football, cinema, relax
that's my saturday. Yourself?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 10:32, 42 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have I got the whole of O/T to myself again tonight again?
I know it's Friday, and normally I'd be out doing stuff with sociable people.

Tonight I'm not.

I will in future because there ain't nuttin' goin' on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 21:40, 159 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A nuclear bomb just went off and THERE IS NO MORE FUCKING KIDS AND THE ECONOMY HAS COLLAPSED SO THERE IS NO MORE MONEY.
Yeah', what's happening tonight? Tell me something that you're looking forward too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 20:20, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

okay, moving on
I am shocked to learn that Biggie Smalls was 24 when he died in 1997.
Maybe it's because I was so young, but I would've thought he'd have been a lot older.

What are you shocked to learn?

alt: if you could do anything tonight, what would it be?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 20:18, 17 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Some wanker just knocked on my door
He had two hundred, and a couple of kids to deliver, so now everything is good again.
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:55, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Somebody gave me £200 for some snow
And a bloke gave me some kids for his ex.

Am I doing it right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I've just found a wallet with £200 in it!
Lying there in the snow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My children
apparently gave my ex to some bloke for £200.
( Peej, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)