Right lets have a heated debate.
Within most of our lifetimes it will become possible and relatively safe to increase a persons intelligence.
Specifically their ability to remember correctly, their memory recall speed and their ability to concentrate fully for long periods.

Now when this becomes available would you want to take these drugs (or a sort of head band giving low level electric current) would you want your children to take them. Should society treat people who are artificially clever the same way as everyone else? Should the whole of society be forced/encouraged to take advantage of them?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:49, 138 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Go on then, which one of you was this?
www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/14/mass_explict_pic_theft/
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:22, 32 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning compadres
Anyone here know about restrictive covenants in employment contracts? More specifically, are they enforceable?

Alt Q.
Best undiscovered/non mainstream guitarists? Y'know, the ones you've seen/heard and are waaaay better than any of the fretwankers held up to be 'Guitar gods'.
For me, has to be Catfish Keith.

Enjoy
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 7:39, 241 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening
Bet I'm the only one here.
Lightweights.

What's keeping you up? I'm busy filing my nails.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:14, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Anyone still about?
ECHO - CHO - cho - cho ... apparently not!

I'm listening to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ&ob=av3el

what're you listening to?
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:09, 202 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

THREAD...STOMP
Only for displacement activity.

Job application time.

Ennertain me, ya punks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:50, 122 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I feel I can totally relate to Cheryl Cole
what with my husband cheating on me and my having to deal with the harshness of fame and being beautiful.

What celebrity can you most relate to?

Alt: if you were allowed to pick up and move anywhere, and everything would be taken care of for you, where would you go?
I would totally go to Hawaii.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:28, 149 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright Fatties?
What's the Official Ugly & Lonely People's Internet's (OULPI's) view on MY favourite b3tan, 90nz0?
Open to opinions, here.




No taking this bit of the internet too seriously!
There may be a 90nz0 based quiz come the end of term.
SSG chat also accepted.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:10, 39 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Very short story.
My very short story 'Sometimes' has been published by PicFic.

You can read it (for free) here.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:18, 71 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread
2 multiplied by 10 plus one Romeo done.

Other examples of maths in songs?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:37, 138 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

We've talked about weed loads of times on here, but what's your view on other MASSIVE DRUGS?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:38, 69 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What was the last text or gaz you received?
I've just received a gaz reply that simply reads...

*Buys bra*

So what were you last sent, either to your mobile, or to your gaz-box?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:26, 97 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

how's everyone feeling today?
i'm happy because our new bed is arriving, annoyed because due to being humped on on a laminate floor for a couple months our nice mattress now has a moldy bit, and stressed waiting to hear back from the job interview from hell.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:14, 125 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have no idea what I'm on but I need to stop taking it.
Last night I dreamt about red neck swingers and Joan Bakewell went to interview them. It didn't go well. Where does this shit come from?

I have another cold so I'm not a happy bunny.

Wassup homies?
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 8:30, 109 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A Belgian just said
"That is where you are wrong" to me

awesome

what's your favourite stereotype?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 21:53, 71 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's your top score?
I got my new blackberry Octoberish last year, and I have a little obsession with the Brickbreaker game. I know, I should get a life, in fact I DO have a life, I just like the odd 20 minutes here and there where I zone out.

My current game, I am going through the levels for the fourth time, I have 22 paddles left and my score is 54910. Which is much better than my last score of 26470, and finished the second time around.

What is your best score on the game you like to play?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 19:01, 43 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Non-linear storytelling
Discuss.


Alt Q: Your first kiss.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:55, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Our next glorious leader
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jan/12/sarah-palin-response-arizona-shooting
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:56, 88 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That thread is DYING
The weather is horrible, everyone is in a bad mood. What cheerful and happy thing is brightening your day or coming up in the next couple of days?

Alt Q: in M&S I heard a guy in a rugby shirt say very seriously to his friend 'well all vampires are androgynous really, and that's a very good thing.' What have you overheard recently?

Added Alt Q: On the subject of a weekend away, I actually do want to visit Benderloch, but I can't figure out how to get there. Any handy websites?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:02, 186 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sorry to barge in like this
but can any Tayyabs hopefuls gaz me today for approval please?

If you are cool enough, it's 6:30pm, Saturday 22nd Jan. If you aren't, it still is...but you won't be there.

*MESSAGE ENDS*


EDIT Female applicants can assist their hopes of inclusion by supplementing their submission with some arty breast-shots (your own, please - I ain't no 'Jason Manford' suckah - ya hear me?), males - I drink XO Hennessy.


EDIT2: It seems Maxi's after some moob-gazzes, so help a brother out if you have any for him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:33, 157 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sad news everyone
We cleaned our kitchen the other day, as in scrubbing the walls and windows and moving the microwave to clean under it and cleaning out cupboards. Sadly, the shock of it all killed Gonz.

He is in hevan wit teh ded hollyoaks stars now.

Anyone want to buy 400 dvds of Hollyoaks?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:30, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Proof that Northeners are dirty feckers
www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1346296/Why-men-North-need-a-hand-hygiene.html

What's the most pointless rivalry/feud you are aware of?

Alt Q: How long should a grudge be held for?

Edit - yes I'm aware it's a Daily Mail article.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:01, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have a question for 'da layteez', please.
When you were little, were you obsessed with Disney princesses? Is this 'normal', do 'all little girls'?

I ask this genuine question because I had an argument with my ex about this last night. The girl (who looks more than a little mongoloid, bless her) upstairs from my child has lent her some jigsaws - thank you very much, of course, but these are Disney princess ones. Like all her toys (bar the 15 Barbies) - like her birthday cake etc etc. I scoffed at this from a snobbery perspective, as you know I would, but I also objected to this obsession on moral grounds, as I feel little girls are being told that the ideal female role model is someone who has been given everything they want either through birth or marriage, and has achieved nothing for themselves.

My ex laid into me saying that ‘all’ little girls love that stuff. My sister categorically didn’t (she was obsessed with ‘Brambly Hedge’) and I wonder if it’s a class thing, but she also hates jewellery and doesn’t go much on makeup either and is thus unusual.

So is it true?

Apologies for length. Cheers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 8:46, 230 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You know what I watched yesterday? Vertigo.
I watched it in two installments, before and after work, on the treadmill both times so I can safely say it's the most I've sweated watching a film since porn became more readily available and therefore slightly less exciting.

I am gobsmacked that I've never seen this absolute classic of cinema before. It's jumped straight into my top ten films. Probably about number 5 or 6, I think. Fascinating, eh.

Which highly revered movies are you ashamed to say you've never seen?

Alt Q - ever beaten someone up? Didn't think so. But, for those of you claiming you have, was it justified? I once broke a man's nose for calling my then-girlfriend a donkey. Not to her face.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 8:37, 49 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pseudonymous.
Which of you peeps has changed their B3ta username? I don't mean just to a variation on their original one, or in Bobby's case, every fucking week.

What have been your reasons for doing so if you have indeed done this? Boredom? The pursuit of the new? Legal issues?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:10, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening natter?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:49, 228 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is everyone just sat waiting for someone to post with a question they can actually answer?
I have bought some beer in an effort to get myself to sleep tonight. I figure that if it works a mild hangover is infinitely preferrable to how shit I felt this morning.

What are you up to?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 19:23, 127 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

DID YOU THREATEN TO OVERRULE HIM?
Alt Q- DID YOU THREATEN TO OVERRULE HIM?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:30, 14 replies, latest was 15 years ago)