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( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 20:18, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't tell me.
Another thread deletion?
FFS.

How is everyone's Wednesday shaping up?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:36, 178 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

alright?
Anyone that lives in an EX council house can shit the fuck off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:33, 58 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Can you have FreeFair back please.
We all know we'll eventually hurt his delicate feelings on /talk and because you're all inherently nice people you'll welcome him back so we can save ourselves the whole hour it'd take for this to happen if you just had him back straight away. Thanks guys, I love you.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:54, 209 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who is Freefair?
Not the teenager it claims to be obviously but who? Roger says no, could it be Bert? Is Chompy having a giggle?

Alt: Swimming recently I have noticed people wearing plastic things on their hands that I assume are to aid with their strokes. What are they all about/?

Edit - Lunar eclipse tonight.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:01, 227 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's died somewhat.
Where is the last interesting place you visited?

I had a look round Leighton House in Kensington last weekend, and it was jolly nice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:58, 298 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Two men have been arressted on suspicion of attempting to kidnap, rob and murder Joss Stone
Which celebrity do you wish that someone would kidnap, rob and murder?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:02, 168 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread.
Sorry to stomp on yours TGB, but it's getting a little large.

Question- who is going to any music festivals this year (Leeds in my case).

Alt- why aren't you? Are you some kind of weirdo?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:42, 147 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hangover cures please
I think this now means I have thrown up in the bathrooms of every place I've worked. I'm right classy me.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:06, 238 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't bother he'll only delete it.
1: This is fun if you like graphs, www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13746908 and let's face it, who doesn't?

2: I have that little outlook new mail icon even though I haven't got mail wtf??!

3: I made a Biryani last night, only one pan. I should make them more often.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:04, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm busy setting up my new office
and I thought I'd broken my monitor stand but it turns out my entire desk is wonky so i've just spent 10 minutes crouched underneath it lifting it on my back and extending the legs.

I feel a lot straighter now.

Unlike Darth.

I've not been here for a few days, other than baiting a 16 year old and being referred to as a Neo-Trotskyist by Rory, what's been happening in your worlds since last friday?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:05, 174 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning!
I'm here on the basis that you lot don't bite. Much.

Which smarty-knowstheirstuff-audiophile can recommend me some Grandad-friendly recording software?

(They need both voice and music recording, presumably, as it's their Church recording services to CD for the old women that can't get to the building anymore. Aww.)
( Bats, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 7:12, 15 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Freefair is Rogerthebatshitmentalspastic.
Discuss.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:17, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Revenge of the thread deleter.
STRIKES AGAIN.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:04, 99 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Starting a new thread as the last one is dreary
Also I need to stomp some threads after being threadstomped, so let's try again.

What makes you a grown up?
what makes you not a proper grown up yet?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:40, 199 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

evening bitches
I was supposed to meet my landlady and sign the tenants agreement at 10:30 this morning, but she had an emergency at home and it was put off to 1 and then 4 and she's finally on her way now.

After she's been and gone I'm going down the pub I reckon. What have you had to wait for? And what are you doing this evening?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:55, 48 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They advertised my job!
(I've been doing it temp for a year and a half, it's being advertised now, but baring some disaster it will be mine)

This will be my first full time job in 10 years. I think that makes me a grown up

What do REAL grown ups do?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:54, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you ever wonder to yourself what world our polititions are living in? I'm so confused, I really am, I don't get it.
Today I have been told that myself (and quite a few others) have been waiting for a series of double-dose medicene for over 6 months. Now this medicene will dramaticly change my life, I won't say it'll fix me, nothing can, but it will elivate my symptons to the point where I can be a normal mostly fully functioning member of society; one who can work more and thus earn more money and thus pay more tax. The doctors and nurses involved all want me to have the stuff. My bosses at work want me to have the stuff, so I can be more productive. I want to have the stuff, too. It would be great to do things for a few days on the row without being exorsted. Most evenings I am so tired that I don't know whats happened the next day (currently I can't tell you much about Hollyoaks or The Apprentise despite watching them sevrel times for each showing), there are some days where I can't even say how I got home. This is not an exasoration.

This isn't an OH WOE IS ME post, my situation is a damn site better than a lot of people, I'm content with life... it's just that it could be better, and the only reason my health has deteriated this year is because of politics and finances... and that is by all definition of the word 'wrong'.

Yet, the goverment can supply high range iPad 2s (£550 = 64gb Wifi model, or 32gb 3G one, the later coming with contracts that hasn't been mentioned... deffo 'iPad 2's as I've seen video/pictures of them). They say it'll save them £200kpa in printing costs. They bought 17 of them, so that means these 17 people use up around £12kpa in printing each. Let's round up the price of printing one page to 1p, which means they use up PER PERSON 1.2m pages per year (or 3300ish pages a day).

------ I wrote this a little while ago and then had to go off to do things, I'm back now and completely and uttlery besotted with my nurse, but I'd hate for a good rant to go to waste.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:06, 160 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread slut monkeys
What i want to ask about is French Hip-Hop but I suspect this will be met with derision.

Best cold meat?

ALT: What makes a real dog?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:21, 133 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wow, you guys are moving slow today.
What do REAL women do??

alt: what are you reading right now? looking forward to any books??
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:42, 210 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

BUBBLEGUM shortshortsandminiskirts.blogspot.com
Shane Levene's latest work, following on from the amazing waitingforjohn.blogspot.com novel, is rocking my world right now.

What's making you happy and productive right now?

Alt Q - Steve McLaren, kill or cure?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:18, 35 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A REAL man doesn't love million girls"He loves one girl in million ways
Which is a group a facebook "friend" of mine just liked.

Does anyone else think that sounds creepy? I think it should end with "if she likes it or not"

What do REAL men do?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:16, 169 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think that last thread has probably died.
Time for a new one?

Question/challenge- alternative birthday lyrics for BGB.

Alt- Explain why you are brilliant. Or something.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:28, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OMG it's totally BGB's birthday \o/
I can't post on here 'til after 4pm tomorrow, so I'd like to take this opportunity to say how utterly fabulous she is! I can categorically declare that I love BGB so much, I'd crawl a mile over broken glass just to poke match sticks in her shite \o/
Unfortunately, she won't receive our presents from us on the day. In one of the shops in which I purchased a present for the lovely lady, I encountered such a conscientious assistant whom can only be compared to Rowan Atkinson's character in "Love Actually". Being the altruistic professional that he is, I was offered a gift wrapping service. "That would be most helpful", replied I, being an utter fucktard with wrapping skillz.
Mr "Atkinson Clone" proceeded to list the various patterns of wrapping paper from which to choose. As soon as he mentioned "balloons" I exclaimed, "Balloons are perfect! Can we use that paper please?"
"Ahah, wait a moment madam..." quoth he, "I also have silver paper, a flowery design.... here's one with pink hearts....."
"The balloons will fit the bill nicely, thank you."
"OOOOH, I've found some gold paper down here!"
"Thank you, but the balloon paper is just the ticket for the lady recipient of this gift."
"Are you sure madam? There is also some purple swirly paper underneath the pile..."
"BALLOONS ARE GOOD! CAN I PLEASE JUST HAVE THE BALLOON PAPER!?"
"Why, yes, of course madam!"
*several minutes of OCD/autistic wrapping of present*
Gift is perfectly wrapped \o/
"Now, madam, would you care to choose some ribbon?"
Glancing at my watch, not wanting to miss the post office, nor hurt the kind gentleman's feelings, I nodded enthusiastically. "We have pink, gold, purple..."
"Purple will be splendid with the colour scheme of the balloon paper!"
"Hold on a moment madam.... I have silver ribbon.."
"JUST TIE THE FUCKING PURPLE RIBBON ON THE BASTARDING BOX PLEASE!"
"Very well, madam, purple ribbon it shall be."
*****20 minutes later******
"I'm awfully sorry madam; this shop does not have a "chip and pin" facility - I shall require you to place your card in this archaic 20th century "clunk&chunk" machine of mine. I need to telephone The Bank People in order to obtain verification of your card...."

Forty-five bastarding minutes after choosing BGB's gift (perfectly wrapped) I left the shop, having missed the post office by 15 minutes.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOUSIE! xxx

How much do you love BGB and why? Bonus points for norks comments :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:10, 39 replies, latest was 15 years ago)