*STOMP STOMP STOMP*
I didn't win the lottery. Fuck.

Everyone send me a fiver so I can quit my job.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:52, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not thread stomping merely TTFN
Thanks for having me back here for the day - lovely to catch up, all the best, will be thinking of you all [insert additional bullshit here] etc etc.
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:15, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Vomit!
I just came from the library where some guy just walked in and threw up all over the floor.

alt Q: when was the last time you were ON A BOAT
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 18:56, 255 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New Thread.
What's for tea?

Alt: where did summer go?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:54, 126 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

One of my bosses is a perv. I called him a perv. Not to his face, mind.
But he may have heard that I called him a perv because he decided to mention it to another worker here when I came out into the shop. He said he's been called worse by better people but refused to say who he heard it from. I completely ignored everything he said.

He's now acting funny around me.
Am I going to get fired?
What would the good folks of b3ta do?

alt: something about something
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:41, 220 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And today's award for the world's stupidest cunt to die in an ironic way goes to...
This bloke: uk.cars.yahoo.com/04072011/36/motorcyclist-dies-anti-helmet-protest-crash-0.html

No question, just gibber among yourselves.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:45, 160 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A bunch of my right on leftie friends are now boycotting the News of the World
For their phone hacking shenanigans.

What's your opinion on our print media? Are all the tabloids scum? Do they need stricter controls?

Alt guess how many lurkers there are reading this bollocks at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:53, 94 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Back for one day only
Hello

How are you all? I have a day off so thought I would pop in (using an old account I found that I had).

So what have I missed?

Lots been going on with me - now married (no Cabouchon ring in the end BGB) and we have a baby due in 6 weeks.

Would rather not dwell on my flounce if you don't mind..
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:22, 156 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cheery Morning Thread
I went to see Mark Stevenson talk about his book An Optimist's Tour of the Future ( anoptimiststourofthefuture.com/ )last night and it was really great to hear someone being positive about the way the human race is going and some of the things we can do with technology.

It's put me in a really good mood, what was the last thing that made you feel hopeful about humanity?

Alt: I think "Burnly" said in it's own native accent sounds really nice an comforting, like a warm cardigan, what do other place\accent combinations conjure up for you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:16, 27 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

good morning OT
On my way to work I see pretty much the same people every day. Thankfully we never speak to each other but we do get used to each others habits and quirks. One lady cannot stand still while waiting for the train and has to do brisk laps of the platform with a determined look on her face. Another guy will not take his eyes off his copy of the metro for anything, not ticket barriers or other passengers or even staircases.

what regular oddballs do you encounter on your day-to-day travels?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 7:58, 138 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*Starts a happy new thread*
Wassup homies?
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:38, 117 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you had a chance to make the perfect move to any other nation, which one would it be and why
Inspired by Independence day.
(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:01, 190 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hey guys! Just wanted to say thanks for letting us have our own country!
I'm celebrating by having apple pie moonshine!
Yee haw!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:00, 70 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Quick question
Does anyone know of or use another site where you post stories and anecdotes rather like QOTW?

I'm not staging a mass exodus, just curious to find out if QOTW is unique.

BTW - Not Thread stomping either -
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 14:36, 192 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is ASDA really doing a celebrate Independence Day thing?
I'm a merkin and it was on my homepage's headline...
Also, I read they have RC Cola, you poor fuckers.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 14:17, 20 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I make that lunch o'clock.
EDIT: Picking up on what Gonz has said.

'What would you do to make OT more entertaining?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 13:00, 149 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

BBC News link time
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13985035

That's a nice story, guns eh? They're not all bad.

So tell me about akward conversations, I just asked someone at work if they enjoyed glastonbury and who they saw, how great it was etc, they got their stuff nicked and her friend got attacked so they left on Saturday.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:42, 59 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

All still too tired from B4shing to start a thread eh?
bastards...

Welcome to Monday, it's sunny outside with a chance of workplace misery.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 8:46, 181 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Body Horror.
I usually tan quite well, however after 5 hours of suncream-less cycling ,i appear to have developed forearms with second degree burns.
Whats the worst thing to happen to your body, or that of someone else you know. Whats the worst illness, the most disgusting accident you've ever had? Nails through feet,eyeballs falling out, mild ebola, pregnancy, etc.
(888777555, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 19:36, 73 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

alright qu3nders?
How was the bash? Do tell.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 11:20, 115 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This can't be a one-thread day!
Open discussion for all non-bashers.

Alt: have we all had a nice day? I have.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Jul 2011, 20:57, 13 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Woo bash later. How exciting. I'm excited, are you excited? Good.
Not going to the bash? Aww sad times there there and all that. I'm at work and boooored. Amuse me with links and videos.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Jul 2011, 9:57, 24 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

computer spastics are quenders.
Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 23:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have of late, wherefore I know not, regained my girth
I need to shave some inches from my waist, what's the best course of action?

Alt: What was the first band you got into? Are you still into them or are you embarrassed about it?

Alt Alt: Is it possible to appear sober when you're in your cups?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:33, 48 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Runefest.
Is anyone going?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 19:21, 127 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have been racking my feeble Scottish brains
And now I know. The centerpiece of my DJ set for Montybash is going to be Blind, by Hercules & Love Affair. Something tells me Monty is going to love it. I expect a cupping at the very least.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 19:14, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

slow day or threads been deleted?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:24, 30 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

fuck your fancy dress parties
I went to a tumor release party last night

Oh yeah. Sure did.
I think I'm dying. Please send help.

alt: Plans for the weekend? It's independence day on monday so I have the day off. Woo.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:07, 143 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright you worthless losers
Tell me what you're going to do about it.
Alt: least favourite biscuit or something.
( WormuIus, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:49, 18 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread!
Shiny, shiny, pristine new thread. Try not to sully it with your filth.

Actual question, as ordered by Labs: Three of my relatives have birthdays next week. Why does everybody have to get presents all at the same time? Don't they know I'm skint? Does your family have the decency to spread their birthdays out appropriately?

Alt: Will Andy make it a good day to be British, or will he be Scottish again by bedtime?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:29, 78 replies, latest was 15 years ago)