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Are you looking at my bird?You looking for a bunch of fives?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 20:54,
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GENERIC LAZY SUNDAY THREADSome things that are going through my head.
- A tramp came up to me when I was getting money out the cashpoint and asked me for change, but didn't ask anyone else in the queue behind me. I'm pretty sure I've given him money for some chips before. There is a mental home down the road, one bloke there is always asking people for a quid to get a can of beer. I once started drinking with him with all my mates, he really doesn't like black people. What do you think of homeless [and/or] mental people?
- I've been watching The Extras, it's actually quite funny, why does Ricky Gervais only do 2 series in things in the UK?
- I've been thinking about that chicken sandwich yesterday, I'm going to do the same thing again tonight, OH BOY, do I know how to live.
- Would you rather wake up and all your teeth have fallen out or you lose all your toes?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:01,
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I AM A FUNNY SOCK PUPPET OF THE HELLERIOUS BALDMONKEY.HAHAHAHAHAAH! LAUGH WITH ME!!
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Sunday is a day of worship, traditionally.What will you be worshipping today?
Alt: What's the best icing for chocolate cake.?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:00,
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Which is better;Jesus' EGGS or Jesus' LEGS?
OMG ROFL!
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Two-thread Saturday!Cool kids need not apply.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:25,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Weekend Wankers!I've got a hangover.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:01,
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latest was 14 years ago)
I'm having desert for dinner, followed by more desert.I thought, it's been fucking ages since I've had an indian take away, like, I don't think I've had more than 3 this year. I've been hullishing for one for about 2 months now, and today I've gone for it.
- Karma Sauce
- 1/4 chicken tandoori
- Pashwarri Nan
- Onion Bargies
- Chips
It's come with two little sauces of sweet minty yoghurt.
The whole thing is lovely, delish, exactly what I fancy exactly when I fancy it. The thing is though, it feels like eating a desert because everything is sweet, even the chicken with the yoghurt stuff.
And then for desert I got a peekan pie from Pauls.
GO GO GENERIC EVENING THREAD GO !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:50,
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Intentional threadstomp:So what's the point of the silly sock-puppets/trolls?
I get the people who are dedicated to being cuntish, I mean it's pretty pathetic when your sole mission in life (of online anyway) is to wind people up but I can see it could make you feel better. I can even see how it's funny, although mostly it isn't to me.
But what do people get out of the silly, vaguely lolwaki ones like Personality Horse? Is it just a misguided marketing gimmick? Is it really funny and I just have no sense of humour?
Alt: I have a new hat, I like hats, tell me about your favourite hat or hats.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:31,
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i don't want t ocause a problem or anything but this bloke i met says that when you eats a sausage you look well like a queer.i mean, not me, but him like.
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Right moving on to srs bsnsSo Syria, what should we do about it?
Sanctions? Military action? Assasination? Funding the rebels? Peace conference?
I honestly can't think of any good idea to resolve the situation.
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So what, to your mind, is the most unerotic piece of fruit you can imagine someone wanting to use in a sex game.
What is the most erotic?
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Good morning ! Last day of the week !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:01,
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Where are all you cunts today?Is thursday 'getting a life' night? If so there's going to be some berating going on. No one is allowed a life round here.
no fucking alt q because I'm not wasting one if no one's here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:22,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Busy on here today isn't it?What's for dinner?
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Hidden TalentsWhat completely useless stuff are you good at?
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£15 to spend on a takeaway. What and why?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:05,
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Oh lookwww.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/oct/13/may-stronger-police-riot-powers
Because any government with a handle on things knows that restricting freedom and movement and communication shows you are well in control of any situation.
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People are bored.I just ate my corned beef sandwiches made with bread I baked this morning. I haven't really done anything yet at work, beyond labelling some plugs and writing a few notes.
Why haven't you done anything yet?
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New QOTW voteVOTEUSSSSSS - HERE
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:56,
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You know that expression, "She's one in a million".Well, that would mean there are 6775 of her. I reckon I like those odds all of a sudden.
Good morning, what a fabulous day it is !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:42,
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So Alan Sugar had this to say about the problems RIM are having with the Blackberry network"In all my years in IT biz, I have never seen such a outage as experienced by Blackberry. I can't understand why it's taking so long to fix."
Maybe, just maybe, that's because in "all your years in the IT biz" you were producing fucking shit computers that didn't actually support 70 million global customers and were just a tad more basic than even the most basic Blackberry phone currently in existence.
I'm not very happy with RIM, but for that sanctimonious twat to get on his high horse is ridiculous.
Anyway, is anyone still here? I'm going to play Total War for a bit.
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It's gone dead.I blame the dickheads posting youtube links of dance music stuff. It's shit and just goes unnsk unnsk unnsk unnsk unnsk unnsk unnsk unnsk.
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Is it evening thread time yet?What's everybody been up to today?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:57,
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Considering you're all alcoholicswhat do you think of this www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15265317 I think it's pretty interesting.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:11, 95 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
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