WHITNEY! NOOOOOOO!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 8:26, 66 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Thierry Henry! What a guy.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:49, 285 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

u aigh' ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:22, 24 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

YaaY
YaaY.

Alt: YaaY

Alt, alt: Does anybody know if that Chewbacca blog is still going?

Alt, alt, alt: YaaY. Are you YaaY?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 9:27, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm off out to see rave legends and Hoxton off-license owners The Ragga Twins this evening.
What're you doing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:57, 152 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's 16:09, it's Friday, it's Catchphrase©

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:09, 45 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

all the queers in my office were discussing applying moisturiser after showering earlier today
what on earth has happened to men these days?

alt when was the last time you felt intimidated? i'm shaking right now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:43, 95 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Christ that was shit.
Like in edition 12222 of ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ when Spider-Man ended up in a time vortex with the X-Men which could never have actually happened ACTUALLY.

I found two books on Greek and Roman siege engines outside my flat the other day. How good is that? Very good INDEED, I know.

Ever found anything cool?

Ever lost anything devastating? And don’t say your virginity you lying internet fatsos. No-one’s buying it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:03, 143 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New thread, before I dig myself in any deeper arguing a point that even I am not sure I believe now that I think about it...
What was the last proper argument you had? Did you win? Did you realise you were wrong? Did you admit you were wrong even if you did realise?

Alt: Tell me something about your hometown that people don't know.


AltAlt: What was the last thing you dropped? (Yeah, I don't really have any ideas for questions right now)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:13, 147 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

'Come on Eileen' by Dexy's Midnight Runners makes me feel physically sick, with its faux-gyppo stylings
and Kevin Rowland's whiny, fliddish voice.

What do you have an irrational hatred of? Lists of perfectly rational hatreds or 'Bono/Piers Morgan. Nuff said' type posts will get you nothing other than a one-way train journey into a Polish forest IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:13, 276 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Just dropping this here for later on
I slept with like a corpse last night and actually feel vaguely human for the first time this year. What, my fellow autists, is going to be good about today?

It is Friday so with good luck and a prevailing wind this will mean a few pints at lunchtime. I may also go crazy and have some pub grub too. To counterbalance this, I have a day of traumas and meetings to cope with

I am off to the in-laws at the weekend which equates to large quantities of Stella and lasagne

Alt:
Weekend plans?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 6:48, 153 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Anyone about?
Alt: Two good things about your day, one bad.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:24, 68 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yeah boyee. New thread tiiiiiimeee.
1. What excites you?

2. What repulses you?

3. What are you fucking staring at?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:20, 177 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What? No lunch thread?
Problem solved. I had sandwiches that I made at my desk. As it is close to pay day for me.

Alt: The most money you have ever owed aside from a mortgage? I think for me it was the upper £50k. *shudders*

Alt alt: Have any of your mates had sex with a relative of yours or have you...etc?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:08, 309 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Vote is HERE
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:03, 10 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What's the largest favour you have ever asked of a friend?
Did they say yes or did they tell you to cunt off?

Alt: most sexually depraved thing you can think of*

* apart from those involving my mother thanks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:07, 99 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm going on a school trip with a load of 5 & 6 year olds today.
Please post your hilarious school trip anecdotes or inappropriate comments below.

Alt: You have an extra day this month. What will you do with it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:13, 174 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh my landis
Shit is goin down

Hello. I may be drunk.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 5:10, 15 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Man alive!
Does anyone else use that as an expression? Just wondering if I'm single-handedly keeping it going.

Alt: what obscure things are you keeping alive. Not my mum, she's dead.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:57, 15 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fuck that, night caller!
Thread for the /OT pond life.

Sorry, night life.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:19, 208 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Whilst I apologise to the folks underneath for disgracefully 'diving in too early'...
But I have just returned from lunchtime drinkies and have subsequently stumbled across a thought...

I think that 'pearosts' should not be allowed. If people weren't around when a story was first posted then that's their tough fuck. Yay or nay?

alt: favourite chocolate bar?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:10, 244 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
Lines that ought to be used more in pornography.
Go.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:00, 109 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Christ it's lively on here today.
LUNCH.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:46, 254 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alright
Met my new partner for this Strictly thing we're doing last night and she's MENTAL. Very enthusiastic. I give it two weeks tops before I'm reaching for the sedatives. Tell us your stories of dealing with hyperactive ADHD sufferers and those who proclaim "I'm mad, me".

Alt: Shameless beakering, apologies; what's romantic in that there London? Going down tomorrow for a couple of nights with the missus to celebrate our big One-Zero (binarylols) and am lacking in ideas for ways to pass the time in a suitably hearts & flowers way.

AltAlt: have we discussed breasts lately?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:58, 101 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Guten morgen, schweinhunds.
How are you today?

1) Syria. Oh dear, looks a bit hairy, eh? If no-one wades in and sticks up for the ‘rebels’ we’ll all be called cunts. If we wade in, we’ll be interfering cunts. What should we do or not do? I say fuck’em, let them all die. I simply don’t care.

2) Pop music. It’s shit these days innit? There’s been nothing really innovative for twenty years, it seems to me. Come on ‘yoof of today’, where’s the new punk, the new rave etc?

3) Yesterday I asked about pies. Today is all about the fryup: is eating chips for breakfast an abomination? Is bubble and squeak (as I believe it) invariably disappointing and ultimately a bit shit?

4) Fuck off.

5) Soz AA. SOZ.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:44, 199 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hey off topic, how is everyone doing over this side? Alright?

( Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:29, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Got any more, before I go to bed?
I was going to get political. I can't. I don't have a demographic any more.

Alt - Do what you want.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:59, 72 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Anyone doing anything fun this evening
I'm gonna be job hunting, what does this evening hold in store for you?

Alt: Brand loyalty. Do you have any, if so, what is it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:19, 172 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

TRUTH FAIRY IS DANCING LIKE A SPASTIC IN MY OFFICE
when was the last time you danced, like a spastic or otherwise?

alt. which one of you is best qualified to give me relationship advice?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:09, 247 replies, latest was 14 years ago)