WEEKEND THREAD!
pretend like you give a shit, swap recipe ideas, try and hook up with a fat lass, you can do it all in here.

Alt: acting. Have you ever been in a play or a TV or movie for that matter? Were you always the tree or were you the leading man?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:38, 265 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So ze Germans have bought out KP
metro.co.uk/2012/12/05/kp-sold-to-german-company-intersnack-in-500m-deal-3303437/

Will they re-brand our popular salted snacks?
With my beloved Frisps now be called Fritz? Will Space Raiders be known as Storm Troopers?
How could other major brands be germanised?

Alt: It’s Friday \o/, what you got planned?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:11, 136 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so I heard you guys like mudkip?>

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:24, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Homemade Christmas presents…..
Would that make you cheap or very thoughtful?

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/dec/04/homemade-christmas-presents-always-better

Have you given/received a homemade present…. How did that work out?

Alt: Christmas songs love em or loath em there here to stay do you have a favourite one?

Alt:Alt: B3ta come dine with me which other 4 b3tans would you consider sharing a week’s worth of dining pleasure
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:58, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

its my 10th b3ta-day
yay me..

i know this has no point, so fuck you

alt - work Christmas parties, your tales of woe?


note: fail by me. no candle so i blame the fucked counter. and search. its fucked too
( zulu eh?, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:59, 106 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So this guy right, in America right, is building a full scale replica of the Millennium Falcon spacecraft
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20536090

If you had the
A: Time
B: Space
C: Funds
D: Inclination
To while away your days doing what you wanted, what would you do?

Alt: Quints and I could start a business making Crumbles for the masses, what business collaborations of b3ta’s would/wouldn’t work?

Alt:Alt: My lunch is Bigger/Nommier/Cooler what bragging rights have you got with today’s lunch?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:56, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm going to some uber-wanky street food festival thing in Arseditch this evening.
What's the wankiest thing you've ever done?

Alt: Gilbert and Sullivan are fucking dreadful. Why doesn't everyone see how bent they are?

Altalt: Gilbert O'Sullivan is fucking dreadful. Why doesn't OH SHUT UP
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:29, 166 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Advice: watching the original version of The Wicker Man can lead to some very strange dreams.
What advice do you have for others?

Alt: I have to go to Leeds today. What's the worst I should expect? What's the worst thing you're expecting today? (Apart from anything to do with my mother of course).
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:00, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You all probably have long forgotten me.
I was (still am!) the author of this answer to a 2010 QOTW:
www.b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post657589

I left b3ta for ages after that, only occasionally popping in to check if there were any funny links. Never logged in, as far as I remember. So I never saw the influx of private messages I got in response. I know it's close to three years too late, but I'd like to take this opportunity to say something.

Thank you. Thank you to everyone who responded, either publicly or privately. Thank you to the people who said they would think of me, even if they went on to forget the next day. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Although I never got your support at the time because I never looked, I'm feeling it now. I've been in a low point lately, coming up to another Xmas without my son, and the 2010 versions of you have cheered me up.

For those looking for a happy ending, I'm proud to report that I gave birth to a beautiful little girl almost a year to the day after posting that letter, and we're going back for more sometime in the next year. It's more of a new beginning than an ending, but it will serve for now.

Once again, thank you.
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 6:39, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who wants an internet fight?
Yeah? Yeah?

Well you'll have to do it amongst yourselves. Making ice cream and then I'll probably watch a film. Soz. And I've got you all on ignore 2.0 anyway. Except for whichever Legless alt account is currently pretending to have breasts. Lovely breasts.

alt: cheers
alt alt: cheers cheers

This post is written in 5/4 time in honour of the late Dave Brubeck. Nice.

Cheers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:22, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't want to be in that thread,
people are arguing and it is harshing my buzz. I've actually had a pretty productive day, despite having the worse hangover ever experienced by a human(possible exaggeration). How was your day?

Alt: I went to the common with the dogs tonight, normally don't as it's really dark. I kept scaring myself thinking about how good a horror movie setting it would be, and then the dogs would jump out the bushes and scare me. When was the last time you caught yourself walking faster, or getting scared about something that really, isn't scary at all?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 19:14, 152 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I lied, I got an email, looks like I'll be here for another half an hour
Newwwwsss
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9724630/Its-a-Knockout-presenter-Stuart-Hall-arrested-on-suspicion-of-rape.html
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:16, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Favourite line from a Kevin Costner movie
"I'll cut your heart out with a SPOOOON!" Witherspoon lols.

alt: what shall i buy your mum for christmas
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:44, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mutations
"Popular" film Waterworld unearthed mutations in the form of funny mushroom looking gills behind Kevin Costner's ears. What mutation would you like or like to bestow on another?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:44, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What no news link?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20584208

Were you a member of a paramilitary organisation in your youth? Did it indoctrinate you into a cult?

Alt: Religion, eh? What's that all about?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 15:44, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hang on, Dozer is one of ours, aren't we supposed to tell Legless to fuck off and make varying remarks that rhyme with "cheers"?
We're not?

Oh.

List things that are more pathetic than internet bickering. Excluding "this thread", "your Mum" and all the times I've been upset on the internet, please.

Alt: Real-life b3ta-fight, who'd be surprisingly tough, who'd be massively tooled up for the fight, who'd get murdered, etc

AltAlt: look at your watch, what do you think?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:50, 167 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Gonz has just reminded me, that I don't know your views on climate change
So quick questionaire.

1: Do you believe that man made climate change is possible?
2: Do you think it's happening?
3: Do you think that as an individual you have to do anything about it?
4: What do you think the result of doing nothing will be?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:38, 160 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

As I walked out of my door this morning it was SNOWING.
What's that all about eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 7:10, 195 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That thread went well
Seems that Sporto’s becoming day drinker, AW seems to have softened in his old age (lack of Viagra)? , and Cavy is scared of what Gazz. Pics. she might be sent. What next?

Alt: What made Christmas the best in your eyes?

Alt,Alt: after adding something relevant just break the thread down in to random chaos.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:26, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright?
I have never before in my life worked this hard.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:17, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Charity
Tis the season and all, but how much do you get involved in charity?

I never really go past the odd office collection or throwing change in buckets. Just gave some to some sort of save the children thing for this years office collection.

Alt. Worst job you've ever had.

I can honestly say Ive never had a job Ive hated. Though I did get into a relationship with a manager once that got a bit uncomfortable when it ended and I left...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:13, 134 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Drinking
Fucking brilliant isn't it?

Tell me your tales of being a little bit merry. scarpe, this is also open to you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:36, 97 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You, and you're the only one in the world who can do this, you can suddenly take a small little pill, and it'll give you any one single tallent of your choice, and you'll be the best in the world at whatever it is.
Usual rules such as "Making more pills to do the same thing" are excluded. You can also give this pill away to someone if you'd like, such as a loved one.

And in a second question, which is the exact same thing, but you're not allowed to ever make money doing it, would you change the tallent?

Alt: lunch?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:18, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'I'm going to shock you now...'
Tell the class about something you like (or dislike) that might surprise people who think they know you.

I'll start: I have a secret liking for 'Midsomer Murders' and the quiz programme 'Pointless'. Whilst I rail endlessly about how shit things are on here I am in real life a fairly jovial fellow with boundless enthusiasm for a great deal of things.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:05, 260 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning benders
Tell us all of your remarkable, but hitherto unmentioned, personal skills. I for example can do mental arithmetic with impressive speed and occasional accuracy, a trait much less well-publicised than being able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Alt: Take a mega-rich mobile and broadband network, add a film crew and a seasoned Hollywood actor and somehow you end up with an utterly shite advert that screams "Kevin Bacon isn't getting enough work". What gogglebox oddities are winding you up at the minute?

AltAlt: Why did Dozer get stepped? There must be a LOLarious tale to tell there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 8:27, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So Dozer has been stepped
and Will and Kate are having a baby.

Which of those two bits of news do you care about less?

Alt: Favourite item of clothing or shoes ever.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:59, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

OMG OMG OMG
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20586343

Wills and Kate are having a baby!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 16:50, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)