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wedding storiesanything ever happened to you at a wedding? been married? did it last?
alt funeral?
altalt birthday party?
altaltalt good afternoon?
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Probably put a few dollars down, but I don't like gambling.I'm a stats guy.
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me neither, it seems counter-intuitive to mei'd go to LV for the hookers though
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I had a good time playing $2 blackjackmade $20 last an entire afternoon, got plenty of free drinks.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:15,
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I am married and it's lasting so far, unless there's something I don't know.AltAltAlt: yes thanks, how about you?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:43,
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There's always something you don't know.what matters is how crucial it is.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:44,
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Many things. I suspect they would mostly be things where "you had to be there" thoughand yes, twice, surprisingly the first one didn't, hence the second one.
Or maybe I just liked my stag do so much I secretly craved another. Who knows?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:44,
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I'd definitely have a second stag do.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:45,
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I can do without being dressed in a mankini and brogues at 6am on Brighton seafront again(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:46,
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I wouldn't have one unless the missus wanted a hen do.Otherwise I'd suggest we all go out together.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:51,
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You realise it doesn't have to be "loads of people acting like cunts" ... right?I mean, would you not want to do something with your friends?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:52,
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My friends would be there. As would my other halfand her friends, by the point of marriage I'd know most of them as well.
I don't really see why it's a bad idea.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:54,
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It's totally not a bad ideaI was more wondering why you wouldn't do anything if your missus didn't want to, that seemed a bit odd.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:55,
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No, it's just that if the missus preferred to do it separatelythen I don't have a problem with it. It's just I like the idea of everybody getting hammered together.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:57,
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It's an awful idea, I've hard of two "Hag does"both ended in tears, one ended with a bot dog in the salad
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:58,
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I don't like the idea of them being your last nights of freedom.I want to think of it as the start of the wedding, I guess.
Hopeless romantic.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:59,
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Only a fucking fool does it the night beforeregardless of how you actually arrange it. So that part isn't really relevant
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:03,
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It's not really that anymore, it's just a piss up with mateswe went to Brighton, got mega lashed, next day did go karting etc, then got mega lashed, went to the dogs, got more lashed, then went out and went to a strip club, got some more lash on, them stumbled home in the light.
Good times
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:04,
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With my last relationship anywaymy missus and her mates were also my mates. I just don't see the point of segregation.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:06,
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Some friends of ours had a joint stag/hen do and that was mostly quite good.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:52,
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It was the ex's ideaand, whilst I suspect her agenda was mostly lack of trust, I think it was one of her better ones.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:54,
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You didn't suggest the Jorvik as the venue for it, did you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:55,
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Just make sure that neither your best man nor any of your friends are cunts and you should enjoy it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:51,
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^ this ^Mine was excellent, Sevens rugby at Twickenham, followed by beers, a decent meal and a lot more beer. No dressing up, no practical jokes, just a good day with 20 or so mates.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:53,
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Mine was goodThe best man was under strict instructions not to pull any shite so we all just had a belting night out instead
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:52,
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technically I had four.but then I'm greedy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:49,
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splendidly, ta.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:47,
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I got marred at a wedding once, 2nd anniversary in Julyalt: i went to two of my best friend's dad's in two weeks last year, they were both in their late 50's
altalt: yes please, with cake and balloons and games, but no clowns.
altaltalt: fuckin bored and demotivated, but i am happy with my new sunglasses
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:45,
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I thought for once I'd answer properlyI have been invited to 10 wedding this year, but i'm only going to 9
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:47,
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my cousintbh, we don't really see each other and I'm sure he invited me because he felt he should. So really i'm doing him a favour, plus I have a friends wedding the same day which will be more fun
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:50,
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you might cause a family rift that lasts for decadesyour friend would understand, i'm sure
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Mrs Cow, her Dad and our daughter were in a horse drawn carriage on the way our our weddingwhen it got hit by a car and turned over on its side, throwing them through the window and onto a roundabout. Not the best start to the day, to be honest
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:45,
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your child was born out of wedlock?you do know that means she's going to hell, right? the accident was probably god fucking shit up
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I have booked my room at Satan's Inn a long time ago Q(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:48,
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She only scraped her foot a bit, thank fuck(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:51,
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:56,
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hahahahahahahahaSorry, I know I shouldn't laugh, but that's made me piss myself laughing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:48,
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Bizarrely this happening made the rest of the day go brilliantly as no-one was worried about anythingI'd thoroughly recommend it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:49,
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You mean apart from the horse based incident?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:57,
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no the horse based thing was your disasterat mine we had no knife to cut the cake with :/
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:00,
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We had a little sword thing, fuck knows where it came from(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:02,
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Worlds most extreme weddings.With Sheriff John Burnell.
"and that's one backdoor impact the bride WASN'T expecting"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:48,
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hahahahahahahahahah!I'm now having some kind of asthma attack here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:49,
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I'm still lolling at this now!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:53,
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Plenty of stuff has happened to me at weddings. I look good in a suit.I have not been married. A fact that I am thankful for.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:49,
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Massive power cut at my brother's wedding led to an acoustic set by Dexy's Midnight Runners, I went out for a smoke.
alt: My cousin got so pissed at our Grandma's funeral he barfed over the buffet.
alt alt: lost 11 teeth on my 10th birthday. We played blind man's buff, my brother stood behind a concrete fencepost.
altaltalt: I am making a model and watching movies, so grand ta. How are you Q?
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absolutely delightful, thanks TCTDwhat sort of model are you making?
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And he's stuck a picture of Al's face on itso he can play out his rape fantasies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:01,
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one of my own creations, out of polystyrene and what not, coming along nicely.
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Jesus, how did you hit a fencepost hard enough to lose 10 teeth?were you playing blind mans bluff on a jetbike?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:58,
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Mass x speed = velocityEDIT: mass x speed = momentum, ie because bobby is so fat he didn't need much speed to knock out all of his teeth.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:00,
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You were incorrectly implying bobby was fat by mixing up velocity and momentum.velocity=speed + direction
Momentum= velocity and mass
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then it should have been Mass100 x speed / impact = 11 teeth missing from fat face
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velocity multipled by mass is momentuma half multiplied by mass multiplied by (velocity) squared is kinetic energy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:20,
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Ah.that explains why I couldn't get your mum off the bed this morning then, not enough momentum
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Right enough, I'd sayher wheelchair weighs at least 100 kilos, it's the batteries.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:26,
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I got distracted by the word "sucked"alright, petal?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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Briefly, I fear.I might be back tomorrow. WHO CAN TELL?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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you mean momentum.velocity is just speed in a specific direction
but, yeah. granted. Still, I only lost four teeth from an impact the maxillofacial surgeon gleefully pointed out would have killed me instantly had it been two inches higher. Ten seems ... careless.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:02,
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i'm pretty sure he didn't mean that film with guy pearce being forgetful(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)
It'd be a right cunt if you had to tattoo anything you forgot onto yourselfI'd be a mess.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:18,
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My brother hit a kerb with his face when came off his skateboardafter travelling full pelt down a 1 in 4 incline. He lost two.
I am baffled at Bobby's shitty tooth strength.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:04,
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My first serious girlfriend and I were going to her uncle and soon to be aunts weddingMy father had just died which made me a miserable and then a few days before the wedding she dumped me. The day before she calls me and asks if I will still go with her. For some reason I accept. The wedding goes OK but the reception has a free bar. As the ex is ignoring me totally and chatting up some blonde guy I head for the bar and order 4 sambucas and a Guinness, I drink rinse and repeat 3 times. A couple of the ushers come and ask me to get them a drink as at 16 and 17 they are too young, I drunkenly oblige. By this point I am mullered. Highlights from then on include arguing with her very catholic grandmother about condoms, drunkenly spilling Guinness on the bride and being found passed out in the lavvys by the two ushers. They did the decent thing and carried me out for some fresh air. They then left me in a flowerbed outside the hotel. Then the best part, my ex's dad came out and found me in the flowerbed, he got me up and put me in the car, drove me to his house rather than my own and put me in his daughters bed. She had to sleep on the sofa. The next morning I was very hungover, he drove me home and told me how much he liked me and how he was upset that we had broken up. I managed, but only just, not to puke in his car. And that was that, I never saw any of them again until randomly 8 years later 300 miles away from where the incident took place I was walking past a restaurant and saw her parents eating a meal. They saw me and I smiled. He came out and we had a chat, I mentioned the wedding and he told me through the laughter that the family still talk about it but because I hadn't met any of them them and because I had been dumped a few days before so wasn't seen with the ex, no-one has any idea who I was and what I was doing there.
Alt. When I was 13 I went to a funeral and this crazy guy at the wake sat down at the kitchen table and told me a very long winded story about how he had killed someone. I couldn't understand why my parents had left me in the kitchen with this nutter.
altalt. I've never been invited to a birthday party
altaltalt. No, its going shite so far.
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Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:11,
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Did he behead someone witha samurai sword?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:14,
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No, the story went on and on but the basic gist of it isGets in a fight, throws guy through window, guy gets slash to throat and dies, man plants his knife on man and claim self defence.
Now I am older I can see it reeks of supermodels and accords but when I was 13 I was scared of the crazy person.
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Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:20,
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I went to a friends wedding and this skinny bint friend of my wife kept trying to get me to go off with erh somewhere so she could give me a blowjobHer mistake was doing this in front of my wife and they are no longer friends. Huzzah!
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Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:25,
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you should have angled for a nicky minaj a twaaaaaahdon't ask, don't get. do ask, don't get. complain about online- don't get.. maybe get caught with a friend nibbling on your nik-nak is the magic number?
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I'm not putting my nob anywhere where more than 2000 other nobs have been(
Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:32,
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I live in a town called Camborneif you knew it you'd understand why 2000 is a sensible cut off.
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Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:52,
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TL:DRI was a twat at My ex girlfriends, uncles wedding and I'm damn proud of it.
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Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:26,
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i got shitfaced at the wedding ofb3ta's very own
i managed to get mauled by a very nice but rather terrifying lass who tried to eat my face/tug me off with great force.. this would have been ok but i was sat in the back of a small family hatch sandwiched between her and her older brother, with her mum eyeballing proceedings in the rearview mirror. i escaped once the car journey ended although she pinned me up against a wall and tried to coerce me into taking her home first (the fact she could pin someone my size to a wall should fully explain the 'terrifying' part!)
i also managed to leave the do without paying my bar tab, which i rectified in the morning (early afternoon) when i came to and heard the messages on my phone.
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Yeh they were trying to get my mother to pay your quite frankly impressible bar tab.I actually found a picture of the lass in question HERE I'd forgotten that she tried to pull you off in front of her own mother and brother, classy bird.
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Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:23,
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haha, I actually clicked on that as wellwell played sir. Textbook.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:25,
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it was a solid effort on my part considering the cheap prices at the venue (compared to laaahndun) i should also mention that because i didn't confirm till the last minute and didn't therefore have a dinner, i drank steadily, on my own until you'd finished making speeches, eating, toasting, etc and were ready to dance, by whcih time i was absolutely fucking banjoed.
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You think I wasn't?I drank champers and 18year old scotch for breakfast and then went to the pub. Had a few rum and cokes and then went to the church. then drank a bottle of fizz on the horse and carriage and shared one in the rolls royce. It a damn good thing I didn't need to do a speech.
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Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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you did look slightly glazedin all the photos.
i still have guilt for calling down providence by going 'someone's gonna trip over the bride's train in a minute! hope it's not phil...
boom
gimpwalking on the honeymoon
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I can't believe that Swipe would conduct herself like that in front of her family.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:26,
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You can take the girl out of the North...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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i was trying to tactfully skirt around the issue of her sizebut i ran out of petrol
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I believe the Spike Milligan quote was "I'll never get over you darling, I'll have to get up and go round".(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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HI FACT FANS!Her brother was drunk at a party and squeezed my wifes arse. He then fell over and broke his front teeth in half.
Justice!
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Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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was she ur wife at the time?i must say you took it well, and HAVE BARELY MENTIONED IT SINCE IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER
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ah right this is more recent? eek.i thought you meant the original source of the jokes
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I dunno what you're on about.But we were at Tom the guitarist from the bands house and the brother of your manatee was squeezing her arse and she kept pushing him away and then he drunkenly face planted the concrete steps. Smashed his front teeth and cut his face up. LOL!
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Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:38,
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i'd touch your wife's arse too, i bet she wouldn't be frigid with a real man(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Wedding failuresAt my friend Dave's wedding, a girl attempted to hook up with me by getting Dave to let me know she was interested. Unfortunately for all concerned I was being faithful to the ex at the time.
At my best friend Ian's wedding I fell for another guest, who was married.
At my friend Lee's wedding I got mauled by an ugly girl in front of my ex, who found it funny and refused to help. I also made friends with the world's most stereotypical stripper who "was just doing this to pay her way through college" on his stag.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:25,
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I know two strippers an they are both lovely(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:26,
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This girl was really clever and pretty good company, we kind of adopted her.But she got in trouble for talking to me rather than dancing for me and thereby relieving me of my money.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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I've learned a lot from my first marriagemainly that I'm not going to have a second.
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Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:26,
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I like to refer to my Mrsas my "current Wife", just to keep her on her toes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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I hate your sig, it's given me an ear worm. Wanker.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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I actually managed to do the old1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, you, 12, 13, 15 etc joke on her and she still married me.
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Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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nah it should be1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, you, 12, 13, 14, 14, 15
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i went to a wedding recentlywhere one of the guests, a really nice funny but totally utterly antisocially wrong scotsman (it helps to imagine him speaking exactly like begbie for this part) accosted the bride's father (a very respectable, godfearing american ad mogul from the old school) on the topic of his younger, easy on the eye, maybe had a bit of work wife with the immortal line "aye, soo, what's the craic big man? ha'ye got a big cock or are ye rich or what? yer wife's fit! yer daughter's fit too, but she's a bit young, d'ye ken? (she's 13ish) ah i bet yer rich AND you've a big cock eh? "
he also later to the father of the bride proclaimed " so- that speech, did you mean it? ah fuck off did ya mean it- you americans, you fucking HATE the english, eh big man? (groom is english) eh? fucking english eh? "
his crowning glory was when the stepfather of the groom, on the brides request, sang an old hebrew prayer, in the ensuing respectful silence after which he leans across, and in a stage whisper says to me "that was like fuckin' special needs karaoke eh? fuckin reet!"
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he's a fucking riotin the most literal sense of the word. force of nature.
definitely livened up the wedding.
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altaltalt: Nope, my ex is being a right cunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:49,
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She'd have him for fuckin' breakfast.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:53,
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Couch?I thought the meme involved the kitchen floor.
Also I fucking hate that word.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:59,
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I believe the rape starts on the kitchen floor but the rapist gets sore knees so moves the action to a couch in the lounge(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:00,
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Only 14 more years to go!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:53,
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I got absolutely shitfaced at my brothers weddingThe next day, my parents complained that I was so drunk I was wearing my jacket as trousers (not my suit jacket, another one). It took me a while to work that one out, I eventually realised that as I was in a rented suit, it needed returning, and when I'd actually changed into it, I'd left my trousers at my brothers house. Therefore, the jacket-as-trousers was simply genius.
Alt: Went to my first humanist one last year, got absolutely shitfaced afterwards.
AltAlt: My 22nd was pretty good, went out, had drinks bought for me all night, ended the night with a shag (christ knows how).
AltAltAlt: Not great, tbh.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:51,
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Not much Q, just a bit of a dull afternoonAh well, tis payday, that's a good thing!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:53,
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no problems with payment going through then?that's good, we're a bit worried here cos we bank with natwest, and if the staff don't get paid there'll be a big uh-oh
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Halifax for me, Lloyds for the company (I think)Just applied for a Smile account though, can't wait to be shot of Halifax.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:57,
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I'm with NW and got paid alright last night(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:02,
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cool, i wouldn't want to be around if malc didn't get his £200 a monthbut Tricky would be funny, getting married next week in poland, no passport, no money to fast track the passport, everything's going wrong for him
i want to see him cry
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You really pay the bigs bucks don't youIs he marrying a POle?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:07,
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not for malc, nobut that's his own fault.
Yep, tricky's marrying a girl called Ula, she seems almost pretty-ish but doesn't talk much
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so you payhim £200 a month...does he at least work like 2 days a month?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:11,
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nope, he's here 8am to 8pm most daysplus some weekends and stuff too, we only cover his expenses really
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My mate got herself knocked upso I'm going to a shotgun wedding in 11 days time. It on a navy base so cheap booze ahoy!
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Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:55,
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My wedding was wicked funthere was mead and sword-fighting and archery and people in awesome medieval costumes and campfires and a throne and cake and camping (although not me) and I got to wear dark red DMs and a cool frock I made
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:59,
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Those troublesome goblins didn't muck about did they?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:01,
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there were no goblinsbut there was a zombie
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:02,
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OKthere was a dude dressed as a zombie, then
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:06,
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I think he said he'd do it for a laughso I said he should. He was wearing hooded robes and sat at the back of the church during the service so as not to scare the old ladies
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:09,
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yeah because nothing is less startling than leaving a church to see a hooded, animated corpse sat at the back(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)
he wasn't 'full zombie'just some nasty wound prosthetics on his face and hands
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:20,
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hardly, it was me who said he shouldand being the bride is the one time people feel they have to do what you say. Even if you are me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:19,
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Innit doe?How are you Cavers?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:23,
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not badlast couple of weeks of term, so I'm kicking back a bit. Also, got given wine today. If nothing else the whole 'giving wine/chocolates to your lecturer' thing is certainly a perk of the job.
you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:26,
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Shit.Mother of my kid is guilting me out massively about how much money I give her - just a few days after telling me the dates of her fortnight in Spain in July, when I won't see my kid. The fucking utter cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:28,
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can you arrange a hit on her?she sounds like a bitch
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:29,
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surely you must know a hit man who owes you a favour?you seem like the type
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:32,
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Nah, man of peace, me.I do know of one chap, old 'colleague' of an actual friend of mine, known as 'Kit Kat' because he only has four fingers following a, ah, disciplining he got over a debt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:34,
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toolate, MOntyI have been cut to the bone
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:25,
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i didn't know you were married before cavy, where did it all go wrong?(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)
she caught him in an amourous tryst with an elf from the magic forest of Gna'k'dah(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:03,
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this is not far off the truth and far more interesting so I accept this answer
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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all my friends are lame, nothing exciting happens typically, even at their weddings My best friend went to Vegas but it was just them
Alt no
alt alt no
altaltalt meh, they're trying to call me into work but I'm simply not answering
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:10,
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nahA mate and I jumped into the pool fully clothed at a reception
That's about it
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:25,
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see, now that's excitingi'm gonna vote your answer as the best in the thread and award you a free moshi monster sticker as the prize
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hola! Id ask how you are in Spanish but I don't actually know any
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:37,
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Me neither.I'm pretty rubbish, you splendid example of womanhood.
You alright?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:38,
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