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so yeah, Eurovision Song Contest

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
I'll be honest.
I'm putting all my money on the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
Have we been CHEATED OUT OF A CERTAIN WIN yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
Nil points.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
I feel like shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
Are you ill again?
Perhaps you're allergic to working for shitty people.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
I think so.
It's my left tonsil being a cunt now.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
Quick, to the surgery mobile.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
I'm going to get one of the vets to take it out before I leave.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
I'm failing to see a downside to this.
Will it cost you an arm and a leg, like normal vet fees?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
It's definately a show that some people are watching on the TV.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
more like pooeyvision pong contest

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
In other news.
Today the weather has been a bit poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
the bloke presenter just stole the phone he used

(radial head fracture, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
hmm it just got better
wet girls :) in white T-shirts
(radial head fracture, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
is that shite on again?
i remember when it used to be fun. I think I was 7 at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
so yeah, Eurovision Song Contest

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
Is that on tonight?
You'd think someone would have mentioned it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
You won't believe the pent up anger I've had to cope with while you were away, G.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
You get one dig in at the Spanish Oboe player and it's tits in the wind with these people.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
I looked in earlier and it was a bit shit
so I went and did something else, imagine that

great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
I probably gazzed you.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
it must be lost in the post

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
gazzed?

(radial head fracture, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
Private message see near the top.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
fair nuff

(radial head fracture, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
Is there other stuff out there?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
Nil poi.
Or is it "pois"?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
I must thank you, really.
Your internet rage has completely taken my mind off of the football for an hour, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
You're welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
what about his welcome?
someone needs to calm down here, it's all getting a but "het up"
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
Duly edited.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
"pois" means "peas"
it's "points" but pronounced in frogtalk

also: JMG has a dole head and is claiming bald, click this please
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
Will he point it out afterward?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
Pfft and haha.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
Fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
Just amazed at your thickness.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
ok.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
I like the way we so obviously don't give shit about anything other than our performance.
Like Norton talking over the presenters whenever they come on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
wogan was better

(radial head fracture, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
I didn't like Wogan.
All he did was slag off the other countries.
It was amusing in a way but if he hated that much why keep presenting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
I think the UK song was quite good, but not what you want from Eurovision.
I want fire, random removal of clothing, rampant nationalism, scantily clad dancers and bonkers lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
Limey my darling!
They should just put 5ive on stage and shoot them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
you need to read from the bottom up, seems i caused offence, or someone did, no offence
re: AM i cunt?
leave it, seriously - it's bizarre you had a good point and I did too


but take the advice (and I'll take the meg advice)

now stop acting like a prick
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:51, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
in reply to:
Sent To The Goat:

@ re: AM i cunt?
why do you keep mailing me?
is there a point to any of this?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:48)
in reply to:
@ re: AM i cunt?
you really are a litlle silly boy aren't you

and you're beginning to piss me off

stop it now
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:46)
in reply to:
Sent To The Goat:

@ re: AM i cunt?
fuck off eh, you messaged me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:39)
in reply to:
@ re: AM i cunt?
look mate

we can meet and you can take responsibility for calling me a cunt to my face

if not

stop emailing me

get it?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:37)
in reply to:
Sent To The Goat:

@ re: AM i cunt?
you've been here over 2 years, it was far too big for the board
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:36)
in reply to:
@ re: AM i cunt?
take some responsibility prick
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:34)
in reply to:
Sent To The Goat:

@ re: AM i cunt?
very, now stop acting the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:30)
in reply to:
@ re: AM i cunt?
yep it's so easy from behind your keyboard isn't it?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:29)
in reply to:
Sent To The Goat:

@ re: AM i cunt?
oh do cock off
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:24)
in reply to:
@ re: AM i cunt?
I have, and i never realised but thi shas nothing to do withthat now

.... this is about caling me a cunt from behind your safe little keyboard
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:23)
in reply to:
Sent To The Goat:

@ re: AM i cunt?
it was too big, which was pointed out, but did you bother to edited it, no, i suggest you read the b3ta faqs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:19)
in reply to:
@ AM i cunt?
please explain
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:18)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
YEAH?! YEAH?!
COME OUT FROM BEHIND YOUR KEYBOARD AND SAY THAT!!!
CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
What was the outcome?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
Are you watching, are you watching, are you watching Ireland
Are you watching Ireland?
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
Isn't the UK entry just beat over the top of:
Gloria Estefan's "Coming out of the Dark"?
Are the Miami Sound Machine on the payroll?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
I'm in need of a new original xbox controller.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
Have you tried EBay?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
I have no spare money.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
I just watched our entry.
It was better than the last lots we've had, but nothing special.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
OH my god something about those FABULOUS eurovision outfits!1

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

img22.imageshack.us/img22/3503/jmgstrung.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
Tasteful.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
Hold your horses everybody.
Go on...
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
I like the Germanic font.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
You have it?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
entschuldigen Sie mich?

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
I don't speak German Buddy.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
Moohalaa!
Internet's worked up. What's the thought coming out of Puffter Towers at this hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
Where are the Swiss?
I've got high hopes for them this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
They are common.
LOLBOTANYJOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
Fat people.
SERIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
...How annoyed do you get to click your own posts?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
I'LL SHOW THAT RUDDY JMG!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
BEAT IT WEE'AIN! DADDY'S MAD!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
forum banter, great times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
LOL!
www.b3ta.com/talk/6153983
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
It's almost like I saw this coming!
"WAH ABERDEEN!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
THAT SHOWED ME!
But the question remains.
This is very bouncy internet, why so mad?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
I'm not mad.
I've been clicking everything since you happily admitted you added me to keep tabs on if I was clicking anything about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
Karl Hysteria..
Karl, Hysteria...
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6146939
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
..and it's working.
What?!


You're doing NOTHING positive for fat people's internet.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
I'm keeping tabs on you Aberdeen!
Don't be saying any nasty things or I'll know!
Big whoop man. If I want to click on something I'll click it, whether you know or not. The fact it bothers you enough to point it out on the board is classic.
The fact you even thought to keep tabs on it is sad enough.
Oh no, sorry, someone gazzed you. MSN must've been down eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:16, archived)
Why am I not allowed to add some fatties to my friends list?
:(

I'm tired of fat internet trying to hold the rest of us down.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:17, archived)
Is this because I think the Counting Crows are shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:17, archived)
No.
Gilgamesh thinks the counting crows are shit too but he's sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
He isn't JMG, mind.
I make things up to TEN TIMES as serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
You can add whoever you want to keep tabs on.
Can't have the internet saying nasty things about you.
It must save all those furious gazzes you get now that you can keep tabs for yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
That's true, and keeping tabs on people really is silly.
Are you going to tell on me to Mykey again?
I'm not forgetting that titbit of internet any time soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
I'm sure you'll be thumping out a gaz to your "sources" in no time.
I like how you are making a point of that when you happily admitted someone gazzed you to tell you to monitor peoples posts cos they click stuff about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
:(
www.b3ta.com/talk/6154640
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
HAHAHA.
Yes JMG, well done... haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
"ha" used five times.
You must REALLY want us all to think you're above this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
No, I'm just laughing at you taking the bait.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
No you aren't.
Are you sat there laughing at your PC screen?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
I'm for the pub soon JMG.
That's the way I'm rolling tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
In all fairness..
..if my internetting got people THAT worked up that they clicked any and all anti-Badger posts I'd keep tabs, for shits and giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
OH!
..and BADGER'S ON!

This is now INCREDIBLY serious!


:(!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
I've clicked everything since he let slip that gem.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
What about the dress that Sweden was wearing, eh?
What were they thinking?

My bet's on Serbia to walk it. It was a belter of a song.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
Aye.
Or them Polish.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
i really couldn't say, no offence, my fault
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
I AM GOING TO HAVE SOME FRIED CHICKEN
randomn.es/images/f8056327bc3a70c03875da5a2120bc1b.jpg

randomn.es/images/a3c132e470f88bbe65b7e4a2d8c9a3c0.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
Russia maybe.. For me.
Maybe Lithuania.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
If I wasn't posting all this bollocks. Sexface would be, you know?
..and he'd actually be making comments relevant to the show.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
The second image is beautiful - got any more like that?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
it's nice to have some food you enjoy, unless you don't like it when you have it, that's not as good, unless you don't mind, no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
Um, the site looks a tad noncey

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
Hold on. Cleisthenes, Maffers and Mykeyboy are on.
If we get Pickle Fairy on we could play Hungry Hungry Hippos.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
If you three lads put your rings together you could come up with a witty reply between you.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
You are tetchy today.
Though its nice to be included I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
Upset at the internet...
It's terrible really.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
One fat joke.
I'm permitted. ONE fat joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

permitted.


ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
You are permitted most things, its your right in a democratic society.
Im wondering what makes you believe Im fat?
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
I saw a picture of you.
:(

What the hell is going on in here tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
Good for you...
*backs off slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/beckyjsbx/b3ta/cat_20w-machine_20gun.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
Get right out of town.
Who the hell do they think THEY are with those backing vocals?
Give me Abba any day of the week.

..LOOK AT THOSE SHOES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
although i'm enjoying the forum, i wonder if i am causing offence by having no chance to form an opinion, no offence
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
none taken, no worries. safe. great banter.
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
i could be comforted by you no offence, but of the others, offence? i hope not, up to them, no offence
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
I tell you what's offensive.
The Spanish lad on the Oboe.
Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
i wouldn't like to join you in this opinion as i have little idea of the spansish lad in question or his oboe playing, no offence to you, or him
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
Reading these are giving me a sore head, lol.
No offence though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
none taken, no offence took from me from the forum, top posting
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
I just can't get over those shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
good shoes can be a pleasure, unless they are not and you regret the shoes, in which case, no offence
and that is in no way ment as a slight to the many excellent shoe makers and cobblers
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
I can't believe they just got 12 points from them!?
What the hell??
This is all block voting, right here.

Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
if you feel you are you may well be, or not, not for me to say, no offence
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
Nice to see Newcastle giving WBA some help.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
YOU'RE ROUGHLY TWO HOURS BEHIND SCHEDULE, W!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
Sorry Jammy
I'm just getting sweaty with excitement at the thought of Leicester playing in the same division as the greatest team in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
Well played.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
Cracking banter
*raises pint*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
Jammers, I know you think you're the high and mighty and everything
but Eurovision commentary marks you out as a bummer of such massive proportions that your sphincter looks like the Red Storm of Jupiter. Stop being such a screaming bumsexual.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
I can't help but stay in and talk about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
*Clicked to fuckery*

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
Fat people.
Confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
Stop posting about Eurovision.
This is for serious discussion only.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
You're kidding me, right?
I can't believe they got rid of Wogan for this nitwit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
When are Tatu on?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
Are they still alive?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
I don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
I'm not digging people up to find out

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
i just hope nobody takes offence, althought they can, and do, that's up to them really, nothing to do with me, no offence
ok cool
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
Wicked

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
What I must comment on at this time is the fantastic breasts on that German singer up top.
She's very much a eye-ball, right there.
Aren't I right?

Who's with me on this?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
HAHAHAH

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
Fuck me.
That Sweedish bird sounded like she'd caught her clit in a zip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
i'm neither for or against, sorry, no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
Nice to see Newcastle giving WBA some help

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
Red Button for Eurovision subtitles
Fuck me.

First time it's ever proved useful ;o)
(Capo, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
Aye. What about that Polish bassist, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
sadly not on bbchd

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
Would the subtitles be in HD as well?
That sounds intriguing and ultimately pointless. I MUST SEE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
Why did the telly go off when you pressed it?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
click

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
wow, is it shut up o'clock already?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
i'm sure it will be a provide a positive mark in the history of the uk eurovision experiance, or maybe not, perhaps some will find it insists on itself, i won't judge, not my place really
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
I'm glad I'm working tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
it's good to work, unless i suppose you don't like your job, i wouldn't like to interview children who had been abused
but that's just me, they do a fantastic job gaining information from venerable kids, or maybe some don't, not for me to say

great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
I hope this continues for at least a year

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
my lack of wanting to help child abuse victims? i would help really, but i have no training in that area, i could do more harm than good, or maybe not, no offence
tops
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
That Eurovision, eh?
When the Latvian singer sang tonight I was blown away.
What about you puffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
i can't have an opinion on this, many apologies, no offence
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
I hear what you're saying.
The Romanian bird though.
Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
again, i feel i'm letting you down in some way in not being able to contribute to this, sorry, no offence
smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
I'm liking my new shitty image resource.
thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/suitabilityposter.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
I've never been so insulted in all my 10 years as a b3tan

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
I hope you're ON BOARD with this, G.
*Firm handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
10 years?
I have been here for over 90 years man and boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
Graham Norton is a turncoat bastard.
That is the extent of my opinion on the Eurovision.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
THAT FRUIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
I think you'll find the word is 'bumhawker'

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
its wogan lite.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
It goes deper than that
Russian police have been coming down hard on the gays
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8053181.stm
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
France seems to have a blonde emo gargling with spunk and grit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
old habits die hard

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
Just a quickie
On TFI Friday, what was the name of the band who sang "it's your letters" etc

Thanks for your help
(Kebabo Calling all cars, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
Jethro Tull

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
Male Russian Eurovision host
is called "Ivan Urgant"

Urgant what, is what I want to know.
(Capo, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
We've found Preference's stand-in.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
and what about that airplane food?

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
Oh, here it goes.
See you later /talk
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
Oh god it's Eurovision night
Will there be a constant running commentary? I might go and look at some pornography.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
Well Terry Wogan's not doing it any more
So no more bitchy remarks from an unfunny Irishman to ruin it.

Oh, hang on... Graham Norton...
(Capo, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
Eurovision is shit without Wogan.
As opposed to "quite bad, actually"
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
if i was the real me, i could run a comedy sitcom/drama quiz, but i'm not and don't have the ideas for the questions, sorry, no offence
ok
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
Had a top 10 hit in '75 with "Play me like you play your guitar"

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
good for you, unless you regret it now, looking back, no offence
brill times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
Well, that quiz went well
I'll leave it to the experts
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
i can't really help here as i have no formal or informal training in russian genealogy or meaning of russian family names, sorry, no offence
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
Je ne t'aime plus mon amour.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
I have an urgent need of female assistance,
I want to get my better half something nice, but since the last jewelry I brought came out of a kinder egg I fear that I will either get something that is either designed for cheap hookers or the nearly dead
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
it's a sort of chart
lol
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
Is it a prerequisite for presenters of light-entertainment programmes
That they must be Irish and/or a raving bumhawker?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
haha, really?
gosh

that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
tonight could test anybodies patience i suppose, or not, no offence
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
I have to go and host a political fundraiser tonight.
They'll be expecting Eurovision jokes.
When was the last time you were the wrong man for the gig?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
Maybe if you don't do them, you'll go down better.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
Good theory.
BUT, they're doing a draw where people get countries, and the person with the winning country gets some kind of a prize.
Probably planning permission.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
Christ, that sounds shit.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
Just get gradually pissed and take the micky out of everybody.
It's worked for Terry Wogan for the last eighty six years.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
Unlike Wogan I'm Irish.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
Oh! Oh! Lidlbidapolitics there laysngenlmen!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
In my case it's a Lidl bit of politics.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
So "gradually" is impossible?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
BINGO.
I'm off now, PsychoChomp has thoroughly exposed my weakness to alcohol.
Goodnight, the internet, you were no bloody help.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
good luck
or break a leg or whatever
(PsychoChomp, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
I'm gutted he's not commentating tonight

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
worst thing about eurovison, i'm glad he's gone, i can enjoy the music now without him whining over it

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
Talking of whining
thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/women-just-have-to-shut-the-fuck-up.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
shockingly relevant as ever there dave

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
:-D

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
Someone got my attention at a party on Wednesday saying "Oh! Fran'll know. What was the name of Craig David's first album?"
I didn't know. I now know it was 'Born To Do It'.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
Now we all know.
AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
Hey kid! I'm a computer
stop all the downloadin'
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
mimimimimimimimimimimimi
/AC
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
G.I. Fraaaan
...wait...
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
Last week

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
I'm sorry I'm late folks, I had a choice of about 8 shirts to wear and I had dreadful trouble making my mind up
Well, you're not booing yet so I guess you want to see some more *rips off trousers*.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
Unlike my late nineties gigs, tonight will feature no stripping.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
...So there's me and Keith Moon breaking in to this little sweet shop..

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
*Cricket applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
Are you a teenager, by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
Think it through, youngster.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
*facepalm*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
I've been an idiot on the internet, haven't I?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
Quick!
Distract everybody with a striptease.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
That certainly would be distracting.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
POSTING CAPS HERE SO PEOPLE ARE DRAWN TO BRAYNDEDD'S MISTAKE

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
*spangs*

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
Just because I've a beard doesn't mean I'm Graham Chapman.
And in other news, which of our poets were you struggling with?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
I forget, now..
Bugger..

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
Some of them are shit.
I'll admit that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

img190.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jmgforme.jpg&via=tfrog
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
*A STRONG WORDED LETTER TO THE MODS, REQUESTING JMG IS BANNED AND :(*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
GOODNESS!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
I'd pay a good sum to jiggle those for half an hour.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
can't help but think they'd be around her knees when she stands up.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
Oh my.
You might want to stick NSFW on that. Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
Is that from
www.bigtitsandmankytrainers.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
I am disappointed that the Internet has failed to deliver on that particular niche market.
Afterall, it has given us black amputee toilet hardware handjob porn, so it's not like it's more effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

www.discovervancouver.com/forum/Colostomy-Sex-t148323.html

SFW
HONEST
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
I reckon you posted that.
There have to be photos for a porn niche to exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
just find out what terry wogan said last year

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
That's easy.
I'll just need two bottles of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
"Hey, love. What's on the other side? I can't stand that gay Irish man"
probably
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
The ironing is delicious.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
when i got married last, lol, banter
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
People repeatedly calling you when they're pissed and you're not really is great fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

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