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PUN THREAD TIME BEATLES SONGS AND FOOD GO
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAM
HELTERRINE SKELTERRINE
LETTUCE IT BE
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
Lucy in the Sky with Corn on the cob.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
EXCELLENT

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
HEY FOOD

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
Scrambled eggs.
/what Yesterday was going to be called I think.

I can't pun. :(
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
scrambled eggs
oh you've got such lovely legs

apparently
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
all you need is loaf

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
Sgt Peppers Lonely Bacon Sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
I LOVE FOOD YEAH YEAH YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
Happiness is a warm pie.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
Crumb together.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
Revolution Nuts of Pine.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
Tomorrow never knows that I bought this lovely leg of lamb just today. It was 90p in Somerfield.

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
A Hard Day's Night Making Sandwiches.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
here comes the bun

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
Yellow Pub Cuisine.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
*cricket applause*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
In the lamb where I was corn lived a ham with mash and peas ...

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
I guess if you throw enough shit at the wall, something will stick.

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
She Came In Through the Kitchen Window

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
Glacé Onion.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
lovely rita, of meat she's made

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
Haha.
You bollocks. I was working on a ryvita one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
ryvita was my second choice
you could still claim it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
Salad of John and Yoko

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
I wanna roll of ham.
Which frankly should of been done by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
I wanna roll your mam.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
Again.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
Shut up, Dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
Dear Puddings

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
Oh bravo.
Bravo and well played, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
crisps and stout

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
I saw her standing pear.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
Lady My Doner

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
eleanmince rigby

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
the strawberry fool on the hill

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
The fruit fool on the hill

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
Rocky Rackoflamb

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
Paperback Raita

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
I am the waldorf salad
I should really kill myself now or I'll be doing this all night.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
There shall be no talk of that football in this here thread.
I'm just back from that there Dublin place, and while there I overheard two young lads talking about this

www.rte.ie/news/2009/0515/lucan.html

It was all "the pigs shot mah homeboy dawg" "dats rank" "we gotta dis them back and thing" In a broad Irish accent, funniest thing I heard in ages really.

I suppose you had to be there, are you going out tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
West Brom. Liverpool tomorrow, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
I can't see anything other than a Scouse backlash.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
I'm still reading Benitez' over-confident bleatings from a few months back

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
I personally hope that Ipswich Town sign Leroy Lita as he's been released from Reading.
I would also like to say that I applaud your stance on Eurovision JMG.

IT'S NOT SO BAD IT'S GOOD FATTIES, IT'S SO BAD IT'S SHIT YOU CUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
That was me ^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
I am still gonna watch euro
and there is nothing you can say that will convince me otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
There's something that'll be sang which has already turned sensible people off.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
It's amazing the amount of people who'll go chins up over Eurovision, then slag Pop Idol off.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
I plan to spoil things by posting a lot of new threads rating performances I haven't watched.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
Start one immediately every time Pickle Fairy starts one.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
Do you reckon it's possible to write a greasemonkey script that automatically replies to every one of her posts with
'SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT, DULL, FEATURELESS IGNORAMUS.'
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
I might make toad in the hole
but I'm not sure I have eggs

do I have eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
in the fridge
just behind the salad container.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
Are you TRYING to start the fridge/cupboard argument again?

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
Everyone knows you put the milk in afterwards.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
I don't. I know my place.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
not at all
but now you mention it......
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
They're in the sac on your abdomen.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
my ovipositor is far too clogged today for that

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
I have some refreshing ovipositor wipes if you'd like?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
my evenings plans are probably of no interest to anybody, or maybe they are, no i'm staying in, no offence
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
Drinking till my heart stops
I know someone who did that, it's OK it started again, I've seen the ECG.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
No. I am studying. I'm very exciting.
And terrified about not getting a 2:1/
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
get a fucking grip
it's a fucking college course, stop making it so fucking important

after one year in the real world no one's going to give a shit if you've got a first from Cambridge or a GCSE in woodwork
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
it depends if the job she is applying for
has specifically asked for that.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
who gives a shit? there's thousands of jobs available, do something else and stop bleating about it
degrees do not matter

exams do not matter

disser-fucking-tations do not matter

enjoying life and doing something you enjoy matters, students need to stop obsessing about results and working themselves into a panic over fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
I'm never going to be an astronaut :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
that's ok, become a racing driver instead

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
I DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS FRANK, HOW CAN I BE A RACING DRIVER IF I DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS OR ARMS?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
Become one of those museum busts.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
Or apply for a role on Art Attack

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
Whether or not I pass my degree, I'll still get the job I want.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
Sounds a lot like you're wasting your time.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
I might be, I might not, forum banter, no offence,
great.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
Cool meme, did you think of this yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
i'm not sure i agree
if you're not doing a degree because you like learning about the subject, you're wasting your time
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
My point was I could fail my degree and still find employment given what I'll actually learn.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
I'm going to click this
Because I'm one of those cunts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
i quite enjoy working myself into a panic
it's kind of like getting really angry, or crying. it's socially embarrassing but nice to do once in a while
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
Ah, the frenzied typing at 4am on the submission date

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
I heart you.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
Stop having bumsex in the library and do some studying and maybe you'll panic less.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
No, not I'm not

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
That's Lucan for ya, kip.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
i have father dougal in mind now
i'm in tonight, drinking beer and mucking around with haskell
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
I've got a duck in the oven and a bottle of vintage burgundy approaching the correct temperature.
And a glass of GIN and tonic in my hand. An acquaintance had gin and bitter lemon in a pub the other night. Bitter lemon. In a pub. It's a topsy turvy world.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
Lordy the football.
This is going to be the end of me at this rate.

Who'd like to talk football, and not Apple vs Microsoft?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
i used to work at spurs and qpr
neither are relevant to my interests really
the end
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
Are you Gerry Francis?
This'd be a turn up for the books.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
he's an attractive man

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
excellent, let's talk about operating systems then
I just recompiled my Ubuntu kernel or something, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
i said "the end" frank
the end.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
oh ok
but if you need advice on virtual directories under Apache, don't hesitate to ask
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
how can I make them work for me in the current consumer climate?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
hello JMG
I heard there was some football today, didn't pay it much attention though
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
OH SWEET G!
It's all incredibly exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
it's a bit of an anti-climax for me
though the excitement at the other end of the table is considerable

at this time of year I like to search the BBC Sport site for early-season quotes from Wenger, Benitez and whoever was running Chelski that week to see exactly what they predicted
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
can i talk about shoes and pretty dresses or make up or something?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
Will your top be off?
We have to maintain some ratio of man action.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
only if we don't have to pretend to be interested

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
Only if the shoes are football boots
the dresses are black and white stripes and the make up says "SHEARER" on your forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
The Neville had posted...

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
You just want me to give you attention.
I'm like the online Ice-Cream van to some of you people.
Saying that, if I was. I'd surely try and run a few of you down.

Hundreds and thousands, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
JMG - Fat vigilante extraordinaire.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
I'm not quite sure how to take this.
But whichever way I do will probably upset the overweight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
does he have a costume?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
It's a giant block of lard.
With a cape and an eyemask.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
I saw this and thought of b3ta
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8049610.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
Like a prison you can walk out of.
Except they don't want to leave.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
i'm not going near that tinder box of opinion, sorry, no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
Blimey.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
Oh dear JMG, are you terribly worried about ganning dan like?

(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
It gets to the 86th minute, and the heavens open up.
It's chucking it down with rain. Stevie Harper's just fluffed another goal kick and I thought to myself: "This'll be great when we stay up."
Faith young Rosie. I'm still harbouring faith.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
I'm soaked from head to toe.
I'm more infuriated with the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
So, on a serious football note
do you think Newcastle can overturn Villa to save themselves? I think it's probably a given that Hull won't manage to beat Man U.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
Hull will be able to beat Man U (but might not).
Anyone likely to even feature in the Champions League final will be rested.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
Anybody playing will be playing for a first team position in Rome.
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
No.
Fergie has chosen 9/10 out of his starting 11, if not already all 11 by now, and his bench is more than likely decided.

The game with Hull is nothing to them, nothing at all. Manchester United players know this, Hull know this.

You seem not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
I know my football.
This is very patronising.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
Then why did you say what you did?
You must have known that was silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
It's not silly.
Whoever plays will see this as a chance to get in the final 11.
I'm not wrong. I'm incredibly correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
You're wrong JMG,
the people playing may be playing to get attention for next season, but I highly doubt any of them are playing with a serious belief they'll get into the CL squad.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
CL TEAM.
TEAM.
No doubt they'll all be in the CL final squad.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
Team is smaller than squad.
if they can't make it in the squad, they won't make it in the team.

For the 18 that are starting/on the bench, I think a good 10 of them will play no part against hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
Ferguson will play the reserves for that game
CL final coming up and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
This is correct.
Remeber west ham when we got Tevez? The appeals and court cases are still ongoing!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
This always has been serious.
..and yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
Sure, but your not gonna like it.
Im a Man United fan therefore am chuffed to bits we won it again and the icing on the cake is watching the state that newcastle are in at the moment. Why are north east sides so shit?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
They always say the fans are the 12th man.
Look at people from the North East. Their 12th man can't be much use.

About 12 people attend every game at the Riverside.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
Geordies are the 'Americans' of Britain.
Fat, boorish, loud and yet you cant understand a word they say half the time.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
trying to be pseudo-intellectual online? don't know the difference between a contraction and a possessive?
good thing I'm here to help!

esl.about.com/od/grammarintermediate/a/cm_your.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
They got Im wrong as well.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
and believe is wrong in the sig.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Why is it everytime i come on b3ta and put 'Your' instead of 'you're' some sad fucker corrects it. WHO CARES! You know what i meant.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
"I" always has a capital in that context.
And it's because it's stupidly lazy, as well as being wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
because it makes you look thick, thicko

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
I'd rather be percieved as a thicko than
rescan everything I've typed before submitting it. Pedantry is the lowest form of everything.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
Why not just type it correctly the first time?
That removes the need to rescan anything.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
Don't worry folks
I've already called a WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHMBULANCE
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
haha! your a cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
Oh no
Some internet hermits dont like me, what am i going to do?

I know, I'll go and meet my mates in the pub, celebrate winning the leaugue by getting smashed then head over to meet my girlfriend and fuck her brains out. What will you be doing tonight? Convincing yourself you are better than everyone else because you have pointed out a typo they made.

Cheerio.

wankers
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
oh noes!
and i don't even have a girlfriend :(((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
Pffft!
It's the way you tell them!

Girlfriend indeed, now I've heard everything.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
it's not a typo, you're just a bit thick
congrats on the leaugue title though
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
Hahahaha!
You've actually made me do a real life lol out loud, at you of course.

LOOK AT ME I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
You're trying to get a rise out of me.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
I always get a rise because of you, JMG

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
And how are Newcastle Rovers doing then?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
OH CAPTAIN!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
Chinese Sex Park in "Sex Park" shocker
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8053596.stm

Now you have to design a theme park, yes you do. And you need to tell me what theme the theme park would be!
You must write the answer to this in words here, or there will be hell to pay, boy!
Also, the theme of the theme park can't be "sex" because the Chinese Sex Park has already done the whole "Sex Park" Theme Park theme, you hear?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
The Neville Land.
No one would go there, but we'd all enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
There would be a big man
who stands on a platform 1.5 feet off the ground and will glue peanuts to a child's head for 50p a pop.
Also, the Broamtent, where you can have yourself Broamed, for a significant sum of money
And a "Debroaming tent", where you can go afterwards, to be de-broamed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
THINGS ARE HAPPENING ON THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
Judge Reinhold's CloaCarnival

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
Valhalla.
Viking theme world.
Long boat rides.
Battles.
Roast meats.
hats with horns.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
Ragnarok.
People enter park.

People dressed in costumes of the Gods come down and slaughter everyone.

Roast Meats.
hats with horns.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
As you walk through the gates Fenris reaches down and bites your head off
like the holographic shark in Back To The Future 2
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
I planned JunkLand
which was modelled as a giant scrapyard, with lots of rusting pipes shooting out jets of flame. The roller coasters would look like precariously cobbled together frames ridden on by MOT failures, all the cafes would sell bacon sarnies instead of burgers, and there'd be a ride where you put on a suit of metal and then get picked up by a giant magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
I really wish I could be bothered to participate in this thread
but I can't
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
TOO LATE, MAN!
Too late! YOUR FATE IS SEALED!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
It'd be a theme park with no kids
and maybe somewhere to sit down when you've finished on the roller coaster
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
i'm not sure i can attempt to contribute any ideas, sorry, i'll have a good think later about it, no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
giant genitalia
made me laugh. I'm such a child.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

I'd like to see a meme park
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
I read that as south park ):
but still.. sex park! (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
We might record a podcast in a minute.
Can I have your problems for dear baldmonkey please?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
I'm not JMG,
how do I achieve a state of Bald Geordieness, for less than £5?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
A disposable razor and two bottles of Newky Brown.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
My "I like this" clicks are being monitored by someone ill at ease with the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
can you actually do that?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
Just add someone as a friend.
Everything they click "I like this" on will appear in your friends activity link.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
Paranoia is a terrible thing
Stalking is quite another
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
They probably hoped that if they knew what I was clicking I wouldn't click anything bad about them.
And if I do they'll go "Wah! Aberdeen are clicking things about me!".

I've made a point of clicking every thing I see. Including this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
So, in essence, you're calling JMG a bit of a cunt?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
I mentioned no names...
But yes. And a tad insecure too.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
This is pretty pathetic.
It's the fucking internet.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
Which bit are you saying is pathetic?
The internet keeping tabs on me or me talking about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6154029
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
Which one are you calling pathetic?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
Probably me.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
Both, to be fair.
Although keeping tabs on someone online is probably the more pathetic of the 2.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
There's really no probably about it.
Talking about someone's irrational interest in your online opinions is perfectly fine.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
I'd argue that talking about it is pathetic to an extent.
It seems slightly attention seeking. I'm sure that isn't the intent, it just could be interpreted in that way.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
I think talking about it
is the equivalent of looking at this site and monitoring someone else's clicks is the equivalent of using it as a dangerous weapon.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
*pins you to the wall*

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
I can't understand how talking about it can be construed as in any way pathetic.
If someone was keeping tabs on you, would you not consider mentioning it to anyone at all?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
I mentioned it
and I look at that website
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
Someone is keeping tabs on me too
I was quite pleased when I noticed.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey.
I'm 20, and a student.

However, I'm going bald. What can I do to stop this?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
Baldness is caused by testosterone.
If you are going bald early, you have lots of testosterone.

Therefore you're just more of a man than most people your age.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
Oooh, I didn't know that.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
However, your baldness is obviously caused by something else,
as you're a pathetic little emo nancy boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
Clearly.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
haha, you fucking bald cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

What?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
stop being so shit that your own follicles wither and die from embarrasment

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
I don't have any problems, could you just say a lot of rude words while I squeeze one off?
that'd be great
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
i feel i may of caused offence? no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey,
Can Cartesian interactionism be compatible with the principle of the conservation of energy if we accept that we don't have free will?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
It's difficult to see how conservation of energy is exclusive to either of those things.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
i find it best not to leave things on standby.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
in a dualist system, the mind world has to absorb and emit energy to the physical world
but the physical world is the world that is subject to the principle of conservation of energy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
no it doesn't.
it only has to transmit information.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
If mind acts upon matter, and I have free will,
I can put more energy into the physical world by deciding to do a little boogie.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
that might be poetic energy,
but it's not really physical energy. Dancing doesn't violate the law of conservation of energy, whether it's by free will or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
wouldn't that break conservation of momentum though?

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
not necessarily.
consider two degenerate quantum states that a particle could be in. A transition of one to the other can happen spontaneously since both states are at the same potential, but whichever state the particle occupies is nevertheless a piece of information. This is the basis of a great many thought experiments, such as the infamous Schrodinger's Cat example, and is also the principle behind quantum teleportation. According to the usual interpretation of Bell's Inequality, the information content of any measurement of a quantum event did not exist in the Universe before the point of observation. Information is therefore not conserved in the physical universe, even though energy and momentum are.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
are you 12 or gay or autism?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
do I have to pick one?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
aha!
there's your answer, comma. the universe has a cop-out clause
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Dualism is nonsense anyway,
but that's not the question, although I'm particularly intrigued by the idea of dualism without free will, because without that, surely the whole idea is redundant.

It's redundant anyway, but in this case, it's doubly redundant.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
Why is dualism without free will redundant?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
Well, what is it for, in that case?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
Oh, I see.
I thought you meant "how could there possibly be mind" rather than "why should mind exist".
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
Clarification.
If there were no free will, the mind would be incapable of making any kind of decision, because a decision is an instance of free will. And the definition of a mind is the seat of intelligence - i.e. the decision making process. Without free will, the mind would be bound only to observe the world and never act upon it, so as a means to explain human behaviour and abilities it accounts for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
I don't think that's the definition of the mind at all.
Decision-making is only one part of the mind, along with consciousness, memory, imagination etc.
It's possible that we should have the perception of decision-making without actually making any decisions.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
Decision making is the ultimate result of all those things,
memory, imagination and consciousness.

I don't think it goes along side them like you suggest.

"Perception of decision making" is a nonsense. You are still making a decision, even if you don't act on that decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
What I mean is that it's possible
that all of my actions and experiences, including my perception of decision-making, are causally determined by something other than me, so even if I think I could have chosen to act differently, I actually couldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
I disagree.
Although it's correct that all of your decisions are influenced by outside sources, they are not governed by those. The deciding factor is always your own mind, no matter how you choose to define your own mind.

I think there is only one way you will act at any point. You can think "what if I did this differently", but the point is you can never have acted differently. However, this is a result how your own mind interprets outside influences, the decisions are all your own mind's.

I'm not making sense.

*hums*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
It's an exercise in the redefinition of "I",
which is fair enough as I've never seen a really good definition of it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
Imagination is a set of decisions,
but I'll give you the other two. Whether we have the perception of free will or not, the point is that without it the mind would have no influence on the world at all, even if the world could still have an influence on the mind. If that were the case, I am bound to merely spectate as my body argues about dualism. And if it is capable of that without me, what am I for?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
Yes. Totally.
I'm not claiming that it's not bizarre on this view that there should be mind as well as matter, just that it's not illogical.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
That's why I said redundant, rather than self-contradictory.
It is necessarily impossible to disprove anything that's redundant, like invisible unicorns and teapots in space. Yes, I even used those analogies.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
k.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
this is how a video recorder must feel while taping a tom stoppard play

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
I wonder if that's what Tom Stoppard feels
when he's writing them.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
Apathy,
at least that's what I feel when I watch one.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
You're more of an engineer than a philosopher,
I can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
In general, yes.
But my feelings on Tom Stoppard are due to A Level English Literature.

being forced to analyse Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead for weeks on end leads to a general feeling of "shut up, I don't care anymore".
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
ah.
that sort of thing can ruin anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
Why does it only have to transmit information and not energy?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
Why should it have to transmit energy?
All that needs to be transferred is your mind's "orders", and the world's response to that in the form of perceptions. Energy is only defined in terms of physically measurable quantities in any case, so it makes little sense to consider it leaving or entering the physical universe whether it is conserved or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
What do you mean by the world's perceptions?
Surely perceptions exist in the mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
Perceptions are fed to the mind by the world,
if the source of the information is not the world, but is internal to the self, it is a fantasy or dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
Oh, I see. I misread what you were saying.
Can you expand on what information is? I think that's where I'm falling down.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
Now you present me with the arduous task
of trying to explain the idea of information without transmitting a great deal of it in the process. It's a bootstrapping problem.

Personally, I believe information to be the fundamental substance of everything. Every measurement or observation you can possibly make comes down to information, any theory you can come up with is information, any decision you can make is information. A desk and chair is information. You and I are information.

But more specifically, I suppose, information is a decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
o.O
I don't hold out much hope for my understanding of this, but I'm sure you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
Don't take my information for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

the mind world has to absorb and emit energy to the physical world
but the physical world is the world
TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
Psychophysics is a non-science.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
i have two oranges in one hand and one orange in the other, how many oranges do i have?
NO YOU DON'T YOU'RE LYING YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ORANGES IN YOUR HANDS
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
dear baldmonkey
every time i fart, a fairy dies. what can i do to fart more without shitting myself?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
dear baldmonkey
Have you considered consolidating all your loans into one easy monthly payment?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey
some unfunny prick keeps talking about his home karaoke radio show that he makes in his spare time and bores the internet to tears with by talking about. How do I tell him how much I hate him?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
I'd like to hear this question addressed please as it seems similar to something I'm experiencing.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
baldmonkey, dogs don't like me as much as I would like them to like me, how can I convince them to like me more?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
Bacon socks.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

socks pants.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
bacon catsuit!
cat dog
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
I'm a bit tired and I'd rather not have a curry for tea tonight again.
What should I do?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
I'd recommend getting some onions and some meat then frying it with some curry pas- oh this is quite difficult this one

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
I know
You can see my quandry
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
Chinese.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
But they are shite
And don't do a good set meal for two. Oh man. I'm off to live in a cave.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
Pizza then.
You can even order it online so you don't have to get off your arse and find a phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
Chippy.
Liver and onions.
Toad in the hole.
Mac and cheese.
Pie.
Southern fried chicken.
Salad.
Soup.
Fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
What's for pudding?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
Jam roly poly.
Spotted dick.
Apple crumble.
Rhubarb crumble.
Trifle.
Cheesecake.
Gateaux.
Cheese and biscuits.
Ice cream.
Arctic roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
The first line of your address and your postcode?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
there's no way all of that would fit on the front of an envelope

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
Yes.
In the burgh of lard.
Fatland.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
Talking of which
We're off to Embra for a couple of days at the end of June.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
Are you?
I've never been there.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
It's ace, you should go for a day out or something with the nipper. Show her some pointy buildings and that.
Hopefully it won't piss it down this time. I fucking love it there, and we're dossing right by the castle this time.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Dear baldmonkey
Every house I move next to has neighbours that have constant screaming arguments. There's another one going next door now and someone was just called a little shit. Why does this keep happening? Is it me?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 16 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
There's no one next door, what you hear are the voices within your own head.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
Hooray!
I'll get rid of the telly and listen to them instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
Are the Siff Ifricans at it again?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
My girlfriend is a fucking mental spastic
but she is very attractive, has great tits and is rich; how can I stay with her without going slowly insane?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
Labotomy.
You or her, whichever you prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
Dear baldmonkey,
What can I buy my tutor as a leaving gift? She's a 35 year old Irish lezzer.

Yours ever,

Frances x
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
Ann Summers voucher.
Chocolates.
Flowers.
Lush stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
A 25 year old Irish lezzer?
Gift wrapped of course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
Not very portable.
And fiddly to wrap.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
strychnine
lots of strychnine
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
I'd watch Strychnine Come Dancing

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
Right, who was it then?
Who's invaded mumsnet?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/756851-My-autistic-girlfriend

They're not used to that sort of thing!
(Cryptoprocta has abandoned the username of Voodoo Mary, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
Sorry, I can't find that thread

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
I'm going for a shit. No-one say anything interesting or funny while I'm gone please.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
Christ! they got rid of that quick
Someone by the name of Btard posted a long story about fingering his autistic girlfriend, which turned into what pokemon they like best.
(Cryptoprocta has abandoned the username of Voodoo Mary, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
Sounds more 4chan than b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
I don't care, I've got a big cock

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
I'm always worried it's going to turn out to be an incest message board when I click links to there

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
who gives a shit
i'm going to buy beer
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
speaking of which
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
my i.p is blocked by it, my views on cot death caused some offence, i'm sorry about that, no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
Is that supposed to be the one
about the mother trying to straighten her sons cock by wanking him off three times a day?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
wait, you're not my usual chiropractor

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
top tip for employers:
if you want a spacefish on your team, please phone him when you say you are going to. i've just gone through all the stress of waiting for an interview, and nothing happened

// not impressed blog
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
Chiroraptor:
first he cracks your back, then you're a snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
arf!
i'm putting you in charge of the script for the new jurassic park
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
Jurassic Park featuring The Catillac Cats
(off of the Heathcliffe cartoon).
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
Sadly not mine
the blog with the script idea has gone though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
I'm not even going to look
I just want a thread to post my picture in.

Look at what I made.

I hope I linked this right
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
Is that a girl's bed, by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
It is
That's the second one I've made. My girls have matching beds now.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
My skills of deduction have now been validated.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
Shall we try it out together?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
that's smart
i like the colour scheme
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
I looked at that bed when I was looking at bedroom furniture for Tegan.
She's far too little for it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
She'll grow into it.
Just stuff the bottom with cotton wool.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
that might be child abuse and i'm not sure cotton wool up the bum helps childhood growth, banter, great
no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
I got her a crib/bed.
It's a crib for now and a bed later.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
I made the other one yesterday
for the littlest girl. She's just grown out out her cot bed and she's five now. They told me it'd last until she was 7/8. Bloody lanky children.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
wtf
I slept in the same bed from the age of 3 until I left my parents.
I never imagined you had to get smaller ones for children.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
Umm
a cot/bed isn't a normal length single bed.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
what's a cot/bed?
I had a cot, and then a bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
a longer cot
that converts into a bed when the child is old enough to sleep in a bed without sides.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
oh, fancy that,
makes you wonder what they'll think of next.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
I NO!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
that looks like good carpentry skills, unless if was flat packed self-asembly, no offence
cool
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
it was flat pack
but it was bloody heavy and supposed to use two people, at least one being a man.

And I did it all on my own!

*prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
I can't believe you keep a horse and a horse-sized baby in crevices under a giant bed.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
where else am I supposed to put my pony?!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
I'm more inclined to believe it's a baby-sized horse,
otherwise her children must be enormous.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
their Daddy is 6' 7''
they are huge.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
what's that in hands?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
big
edit: just under 20 hands
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
yay well done
is that like a 3/4 sized bed?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
nope
standard single bed.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
if you type "oooh" into google images it doesn't yield much filth
but if you add an extra "o", the first page is filled with all sorts of smut.

What other words apart from "onomatopeia" do you remember from your poetry lessons at school?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
really, great, unless i'm being tricked by forum banter, still, great, no offence
wicked
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
i love horses
i like the way they canter
lovely, no offence
forum banter

the diagonal argument
postulated by cantor
wicked, great
forum banter

chop chop mongy mongy
chop chop chops
mongy mongy choppy choppy
triceratops

the honda accord
beats the opel manta
not sure, sorry
forum banter
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
I'm going to stick a knife in you
and type a lengthy ranter
for your insinuations
regarding the Opel Manta
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
it was only included
for the purpose of rhymes
no offence, banter,
sorry, great times
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
I'll smash into your honda accord
With a four door ford.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
Mike ain't down with the coupe crowd
ain't got the cash for the better things
his wheels are still and he ain't got neons
and his cars got more doors than Lord of the Rings.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
i'm going to apreciate this, possibly, no offence
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
i can't believe i forgot "great times"

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
This needs accompaniment on the accordion.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
i get this
img259.imageshack.us/img259/5096/300oooho5.jpg

edit: hyperbole
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
You did Paradise Lost, didn't you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
in retrospect i kind of regret that i didn't
it's not the kind of thing i'd immediately choose to read, but i really wish i had read it at some point in the past, as if the past was some kind of automaton that puts memories of my choosing into my mind
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
Enjambment.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
was it about a poem about a wasp trying to escape a jar of conserve?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
Or some French ham.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
Enjambment: ME ~1100AD, from old french enjambenment, replaced OE "behamming"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
Enjambonment

(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
He's right you know.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
juxtaposition

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
Poems can be written in many forms.
Of those, only the one where
Each line started with
The next letter of a chosen word can I
Remember properly.
Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
I only remember getting "chameleon" getting set on a spelling test once.
Also I used the word "gorge" in a poem, in the sense of eating a lot, and was told it was wrong because it only means a sort of valley.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
You spelt Charmeleon wrong.
You fail at Pokemon spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
Squirtle squirtle

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
He was my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
You're my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
I got medley
which I only remember by the dictionary definition "allsorts", and feeling sad that Bassett didn't make a liquorice medley.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
Sainsbury's do a seafood medley.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
doowop baddum-ba-doowop shellfisha doowop-ba-dooprawns

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
*Jazz clams*

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
*sings acapaella*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
Terpsichorean

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
I got
a snakes penis
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
lime green hairy lip squid

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
Titanic Verses by Salmon, Rusty

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
I have just woken up
yay and the weather is really shit!

lovely innit
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
I went to bed at 9pm last night
and woke up at 7am this morning.

I had sweet eggy bread for breakfast. Man I love cinnamon.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
I was asleep by 8 this morning
/works nights
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
great, it's nice to sleep in a bit, unless you wanted to awake earlier, in which case i'm sorry, no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
This isn't getting tiring, which is surprising
I thought you may have stopped by now, but as long as your enjoying it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
i'm not sure posting on a forum really gives me enjoyment, the interaction with other users is enjoying, or not, no offence
brill
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
To be fair Al
You kind of know you have a fan club out here.

Us QOTWers that shame you all the time...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
I ate some ice cream and went to bed last night then woke up this morning, it's quite nice here though

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
so yeah, Premiership title

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
Liverpool lost to teams they should have destroyed,
Like Boro and Spurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
It's because Liverpool are inconsistent wannabe champions.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
It's because they rely on Gerrard and Torres too much.
Apart from Alonso, they're merely a team of slightly better than average premier league players.

They need David Villa and a world class defender.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
They can't handle the pressure it takes to win either I feel.
They had it in their hands briefly, and fucked it up.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
What's one of them?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
I should have started a new thread really

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
Well done, handshakes all round
get the beers in then..
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
At least Arsenal managed not to concede

(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
John Spartan you are fined 1 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
I went to the loo this morning, and some tosser hasn't cleaned the shells :/

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
*fluid transfers*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
This is an edit: Obviously
It shocks me how fast B3ta is to pick up on mistakes...

I am not even close to being smart enough to have a real opinion on the Israel/Palestine conflict.

but my uninformed feeling is that anti-semitism is a real problem, but wanting Palestinians to have a country of their own is not the same as being anti-jewish.

And I guess my simplicity is going to get me even more shit now, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
No thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
Near the top!
Personally, I think all forms of racism are just fucking stupid in the first place, let alone just anti-Semitism.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
That's exactly what the darkies think too.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
those crazy nig nog wim wams and their crazy thoughts.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
Except anti-Armenianism.
They just will not shut UP about the genocide.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
I've decided to stop being racist
racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
thank god you put it near the top, this has changed my entire world view

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
The only practical approach is to insult everyone equally
except the French, the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:01, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
And it's a very complex issue.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
Which side are you on?
This is very important, think carefully about your answer.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
Yes please.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
alright scarpe

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
Don't worry folks, I'm here.
What seems to be the problem? No doubt I can solve it. In a sexy, sexy way.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
To your edit:
I've no idea what you're on about, but there is no one Palestinian 'country'.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
God you're sexy.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
He's got me reading the history of Palestine right now,
and I'm having trouble enough even working out what a "Palestinian" is supposed to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
wasn't morph a palestinian?

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
why did you do that?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
By
mistake
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
my debating limit today is
jammy doughnuts - castor or normal sugar dusted?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
anyone who says castor is a dick

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
i'm not getting involved in this tinder box, soz, no offence,
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
Normal.
Why castor sugar? Does anyone actually do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
both morrisons and tescos seem to

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
to be honest i have no opinion worth airing, sorry, no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
Nobody likes Jews.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
What is they have dougnuts?
Or if you were feeling ill and a Jew made you eggy cup?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
I'd reject it and ask if the nearest mossie would like to give me a doughnut/eggy cup

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
A mosquito couldn't carry a doughnut
that's crazy talk.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
Two groups of self-confessedly incompatible religious zealouts
want exclusive rights to the same piece of land. The only possible options are:
a) kill them both
b) time-share
c) pack it in, the pair of you, or I'll knock your heads together so help me I will, just you wait till your Dad gets home.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
Harry Hill would say there's only one way to sort it out.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
They've tried that for a while though
and it's got a bit boring.

What they really need is a few Honda Accords to put the fear of god into the lot of them.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
Talking about getting a bit boring...

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
Excellent.
*promotes you to middle eastern envoy*

I take it by 'Dad' you mean 'God'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
haha
definitely c.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
i think it's more the fact you're taking this awfully seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
Freedom For Tooting!

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
There's a good short history of israel here
www.mideastweb.org/briefhistory.htm

with lots of links in it

The jewish claim to israel is probably akin to Italians claiming England because it used to be part of the Roman Empire
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
Not really,
it's more like the Scots claiming Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
I have a friend
who can enumerate and explain the evidence proving the Welsh are the lost tribe of Israel. It's almost touching.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
There's a charming Irish folk story
about how the Irish language is an attempted reconstruction of Humanity's original language from before the Tower of Babel incident, by an Irish builder who had worked on the project.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
Rastafarians claim the same
I reckon they should fight it out.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
Nobody lived in scotland before the Scots
Israel was populated by non-jews before the first israeli tribes conquered it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
Picts and Britons lived there before the Scots.
Canaanites lived in Israel before the Israelites, fair enough, but just like Picts, they no longer exist as a people, so we can hardly put them back. The Arabs, on the other hand, only have a claim on the region after invading it in the 7th century.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
One of the problems of history is defining a people by the name of it's rulers
A group of people and their descendants are known by different names throughout history according to the name of their rulers of the time
also many different peoples transform into new peoples through migration, invasion, and inter-marriage
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
What the fuck has that got to do with it?
You're just trying to obfuscate the issue now in a vain attempt to not look stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
Yes they did
the Scots came over from Ireland. Places like Skara Brae are pre-Celtic.

And the Arabs were fairly late on the scene in Israel.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
Not really
unless the Romans had built their most sacred religious temple in Dorking.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
Israel means 'promised land'.
What with all the bombings and so-forth, they've got really, really low standards, don't you think?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
My mum used to say "and that's not a threat, it's a promise"
when she was telling me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
... and was then granted to Italy by a UN resolution in the 40s.
Italy having been overrun with Yugoslavians, and Italians living in a large diaspora over much of Europe, with several hundred thousand remaining in England after the fall of the Empire.

An excellent analogy, and one I hope to see Peter Snow using on Newsnight soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
Actually,
you *may* have an analogy if it were the Italians claiming Romania.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
simply mentioning the israel-palestine conflict is effectively racism
you horrible racist
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
Thanks for your help.
People that can spot a joke, compared to people that can't.

Responses to that thread have helped me split the 'twats from the ats...'

(I tried to sell that line to Ben Stiller for Zoolander, but he wouldn't have it)
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
Eh?
It's a bit early for this. Do you have any toast for me?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
Early?
Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
I didn't go to bed until 6am.
I was cleaning the kitchen/
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
'kay...

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
I'm still laughing, it was a top joke

what's an ats?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
Someone who is where it's at,
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
can't they be twats too?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
that's why there's a need to separate the twats from them.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
so he should have said "split the 'twats and the twats that are ats from the ats that aren't twats...'"?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
No,
for that is both cumbersome and redundant. If someone asked you to separate all of the bad apples out of a barrel of apples, there wouldn't be any implication that bad apples weren't apples, would there?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
but the apples in this case would be b3ta users in general
some of which would be apples which know where it's at, some of which would be twats, some of which would be twat apples that know where it's at, some might not be a twat or know where thay are let alone where it's at. one of them might even be a cunt banana
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
There's definitely at least one cunt banana in our ranks.
But nevertheless, I personally found the statement adequately unambiguous. Essentially, all it's saying is get those twats the fuck out of that cunting barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
I like this idea that "tw" is a word prefix with negative connotations.
I'm going to try using this on other words.

"Twant"
"Twowl"
"Twarchitect"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
twpope

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
Twitterer

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
Twitteration.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
Twiceland

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
Twasda

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
PC Tworld

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
Twcurry's

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
but asda is already shit

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
so does that act like a double negative,
or does it amplify the shittitude?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
Well it's removal would suggest there was a good Asda
to compare with the twasda, and that's just not possible. You've created an abomination.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
And an omination as well, it would appear.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
I really spise you sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
Para-twaortic splanchnopleura

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
you have to ruin everything I hold dear, don't you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
That's nice dear.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
do you have a single iota of intelligence to contribute to?
I've only been here three seconds and you've already bored me.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
i'll give it a week before you flounce

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
So, what is this FAQ thing?
I mean...I really am that stupid...*
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
There is alot of stupid people in the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
There is
isn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
a lot is two words.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
Sentences begin with capital letters.
Being a pedant is simply dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
There's a difference between being a pedant and complaining when someone spelt a word wrong.
Or is there?

Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
I wouldn't worry about it.
There are bigger issues. I have no milk for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
That is bad news.
I have frijj.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
I don't think that will go in tea well.
Is it banana?
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
Chocolate Brownie.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
you sick fuck

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
Add vodka, ice and blender

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
I would if it wasn't lunch time and too early for that sort of thing.
and I've got a business exam on monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
it's the weekend
you're allowed to drink early on the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
Ok,
but I'm revising. and watching eastenders. and b3taing.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
Ok
I'll let you off then.

I'm resting, before I start the next stage of operation 'make fucking evil bed of doom'.

Actually, most of it is ok, it's just this last bit with the tiny brackets and tiny screws. They are too much for my fat hands.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
can't you just sleep on the floor?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
have black coffee
black tea is minky
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
Its a possibility
But unlikely. I shall dress and adjourne to the Co Op
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
black tea with a slice of lemon is no problem
I've sent a pair of girls to London armed with the phrase "you sick fuck!" if someone offers them milk in their tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
depends what sort of tea it is

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
i have this problem
my own language is slightly, er, idiomatic*, but it still bothers me when someone misspells something

*lolwacky
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
there's also a difference between spelling a word wrong and making a word up.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
it's a /board thing

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
It covers all the boards.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
You cover all the boards
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
I wish I was that sought after :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
At least you stand for something here
even if it is as a shitness barometer
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
I'm not the shitness baraometer any more.
What have I got left?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:49, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
Great.
I might as well go on a killing rampage.

you're first.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
Oh MOT, you and your idle threats
You haven't even raped me yet dude
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
You're not supposed to want that to happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
I'm using it to illustrate how little gravitas your death threats hold

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
Fine.
I've added you to the rape schedule.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
I reckon I could have you in a fight
I could just distract you by throwing mars bars at you
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
The mars bars would just increase my horniness rating.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
You'd be too busy trying to stick them up your arse to notice me making my escape

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

your my
to notice me making my escape
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
*facepalm*

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
*marsarse*

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
I'm on the motherfucking front page!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
I saw that and did a little woo on your behalf
I fucking clicked it though so your ass is mine
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
Well Done!
It did make me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
Fags And Queens

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
Wait....
I thought that was /OT
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
Its Pride today in town.
Loads of gays will be running about showing pride for their sexual abominations
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
Right
I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
DON'T GO
The board needs your valuable insight
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
The filter
is working
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
judging by the length of your qotw responses
you're probably fairly shit too
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
Oh fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
you sound chipper
little Bryan keeping you awake?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
Yes.
He's now got the cheek to be curled up on my shoulder, sound asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
good lad

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
I've already done that.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
I was reinforcing the point.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
Mine links to I love horses.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
Which site?
Since the original went.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
.com.au.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
Mine doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
Hi you

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
Ayup pet, how do?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
Taking a lazy saturday out.
How's you sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
I'm going for lunch with a chum soon,
I've gained a lomo today and also a USB stick pretending to be an owl. Also got some make up. almost excited about me birthday now! (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
It's a list of questions that nobody ever asks

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
It's carefully hidden in that big obvious loads of links up the top there.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
It's helpfull advice for the FIQ

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
Fuck
You lot are mildly amusing after all.

I may stay.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
No you may not.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
Sir,
It was not a request.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
*bites thumb at you*

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
Farts
in your general direction
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
:(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZXkAKY_1PY&feature=sdig&et=1242469897.78
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
nice teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
How much lurking
is considered too much lurking?
(Squidge, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
That's pretty good.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
Near the top
SPAM SPAM SPAM compo entry
www.b3ta.com/board/9451315
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
You don't need to sign up to view this website.
Therefore any lurking is too much lurking. Make an account then post, that's the b3ta way.

Then make 6 more accounts that are "comedy" accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
Hello new person, please read our FAQ.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
Dunno
ask in another 6 years.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
He can't,
he's ruined it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
Bah!
I can beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
It would seem I have been here much much longer.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
Indeed!
But you lurk not.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
I'm lurking now.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
Get out of the bushes you old codger!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
Too much is too much.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
This
much
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
There's another one. Make it stop please
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
Oh no
Now I am here, I am here to stay.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
I would like to know how many people lurk on a daily basis.

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
Do you really care?

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
I'd be amazed if lurking on here could atually be that interesting to many people

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
Classic movie titles for the global recession?
Where Pigeons Dare
Fear and Loathing in Ilfracombe
Ferris Bueller's Half-Hour Off
The Exorcist 2: Repossession
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
The six-million dollar man.
Sells an arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
NEAR THE TOP
www.b3ta.com/links/Oh_fail
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
ouch!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
Ouch indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
You should all check my link too.
www.b3ta.com/links/Why_the_BNP_should_be_allowed_access_to_the_mainstream_media
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6153430
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
I wiped my arse on the last one we had.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
I told them I was a rastafarian
when they knocked on my door a few years back.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
Top marks for saying 'brown person' there.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
I liked that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
North by Natwest.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
Slumdog millionaire
millionaire
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
Private Ryans savings.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
Cash reservoir dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
Skint city.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
The job hunter

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
5 dollar baby.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
Oceans finance 11.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
I am bankrupt.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
Overtime cop.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
Blade (off.)

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
Job interview with a vampire.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
Snow White and the seven debt collectors.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
haha.. yes please

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
muggers on a train

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
dial B for baliffs

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
state of pay

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
bosses vs workers

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
the shankshaw repossession

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
raiders of the piggy bank

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
lord of the rings: return to the pawn shop

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
it's a depressive life

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
to kill a mockingboss

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
empty hand luke

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
the job hunter

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6153510
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
great minds
blah blah..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
dog day afternoon

fuckit.. doesn't need adapting..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
the termination

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
big fish-cal fuckupp

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
planet of the rapes

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
the bank ultimatum

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
Planearm's fail out.

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
A Fist Full Of Lira

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
Zimbabwe dollar surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
That'll do nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
Home a Loan

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
possible winner

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
Base metalfinger
Cubic Zironias for Ever
The Man With The Plastic Gun
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
Night of the living debt

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
Apoc-calypso
Mayan based drama about lack of ice lollies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
Redundant Sonja

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
Girl pawns a Pearl Earring

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
I can't think of any.
Does this make me a lesser human being?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
Our Man Skint

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
The Man with the Fool's Golden Gun.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
Back overDraught

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
The Goodwin, The Bad and The Ugly

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
The Man Who Would Be Mervyn King

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Savings Private Ryan

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
Empty Metal Jacket

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
Mel Gibsons Payback over a longer term reducing the monthly etc etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
These are bloody hard to think of.

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
It is challenging.
The pension plan(et of the apes)
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
Schlinder's Blacklist

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
HAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
Mean atmMachine

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
Carry on up the dole queue.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
Sign On Up The Khyber

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6153504
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
brokeback garden

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
The man who saved too much.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
Apocalypse later.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
Carspotting

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
Breakfast at wilkinsons

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
Leon the dole

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
OH COME ON
This is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
The Italian Jobless

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
Deflationmaus
It's an opera, innit.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
Hardcore pawn

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
Brokebank Mountain

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

doleSCUM
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
How the Natwest was won
Dolefinger
Giro what you did last summer
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
oh lehman brothers, where art thou ?

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
Hahaha
winner
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
The
Colour Purple Loans
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
Ocean Finance 11

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
Srsly.
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
i belive i may have mentioned before that i don't click on youtube links, i'm sure many do, no offence
smart
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
I don't click on YouTube links if I don't know what they are
Especially when the description is "WTF?" That always leads to badtimes and scary sights.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
Good lord.

(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
my thinking exactly
How devil are you, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
Busy and stressed and tired
and staring at the worlds biggest bowl of porridge.
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
:o(
I had boiled eggs. Better than porridge.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
There was a possibility of eggs.
I haven't had eggs for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
HELLO
Did your missus get her randomburn addresses?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
Yes!
Although we've never heard of half of them. And one of them's in america.
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
Yeah well
sorry about that. That's how the randoming turned out. I've got one in Germany and South Africa *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
haha, can we have Bou's one
send her a turd in the post or something
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
It isn't her.
At least I don't THINK it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
Stick a virus on it just incase.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
Imagine that,
a cunning plan to get peoples' adresses.
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
/:¬¦

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
HAHA!
Animation looks a little Katamari-esque.

Those wacky Japs eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
What are your plans for today, you massive bunch of spacktards?
I have one more bed to build, then I'm done with DIY for a while.
I'm going to see Star Trek tonight too. I'm either going on my own or with the parents....... I have no friends.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
I plan to win a fortune and retire.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
I never play that
I'll wait for the parents to win it.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
I hope you aren't assuming I play the lottery.
I'm going to Newbury racecourse.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
yeah, I was assuming that
you seem the sort.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
So you think I'm a lottery playing madman who beats up strangers who have just lost their mother-in-law.
Thanks a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
hmmmm
yep!

Please to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
There's a strongman comp in town today but it's pissing rain.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
You fucking wimp.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
I mean it might be cancelled as it's pissing rain.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
They're a bunch of fucking wimps.
You all are. Bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
Yes.
Lifting the stones or dragging a tractor etc is always much safer in the mud.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
Only queers are allergic to mud.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
Who said anything about allergies?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
Big poofy strongmen who's mummies won't let them come out to play.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
I bet they're all gay and spend the afternoon noshing each other off instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
I never heard them say that. You must have fantastic hearing.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
Perhaps your ears are rubbish because they've shut down due to a spot of rain because you're as shit as a big poofy strongman.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
Or something.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
I'm inside though.
It's not raining inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
Because you are scared of the rain like a big nancy.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
Nothing a coat won't fix.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
A big pink coat with hearts on it.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
oohh!
Can I have one of those please?!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
No, I don't want to borrow your coat.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
raining piss

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
i imagine those big balls will get right slippery

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
I bet.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
we're having a bbq in what looks like will be a storm
then getting pissed and giggled up to eurovison
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
I'm going to be very wacky. I'm going to dress as a bear and then read the Guardian in the library but I'll alter the title so it says Grrrdian.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
I wish, I was sure that, you was joking.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
I am joking,
I'm really going to dress as a dog and read the Telegruff.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
I might have laughed at that

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
you could dress as a calculator and read the times
hoho
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
NO.
Dress as a herb and read the Thymes.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
Absolutely nothing at the moment.
Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
I just got a flyer through the door for the BNP.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
We got one of those yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
Scary times, innit.
And people are so pissed off with things that it could happen.
I predict a riot
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
That's what I was saying to a friend the other day

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
NO to immigration and unemployment.
I like they way they have made those two things sound as if they go hand in hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
If we really want to stop immigration we should start trying to make the rest of the world a bit nicer so people want to stay there.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
I would like to know how being elected to the European parliament will be at all useful
Are they just going to sit there and huff about all the decisions like spoilt children? That's the image in my head anyway, and it amuses me. /needs a life
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
I'm at mum's
Her leaflet is now scrunched up and being played with by the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
uh its dirty! take it off him

(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
is it the one with the stock image people?
www.newspeak.org.uk/2009/05/13/british-national-party-voters-dont-exist/
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
awesome
i had the last one i got pinned up on my fridge for about a month because it was so funny. i think some of my friends think i'm a nazi sympathiser now though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
We had one for a local BNPer in our old house
and it had one of those family portraits of him, his wife and two kids under the subheading 'MY DADDY ISN'T A RACIST!' The wife and kids looked like the kind who got beaten.

*head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
I'm going to have a shower
then go into town to meet my niece. Have a mosey round the shops, then go home, cock about and then watch Eurovision whilst eating curry and drinking booze.

That's pretty much it.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
sounds relaxing

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
i have a JOB INTERVIEW
it's not my favourite job option at the moment, but i'm going to give it a fair hearing. i'll probably balls it up anyway, i haven't had an interview in five years

star trek looks awesome, i shall have to make plans to see it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
Whatever you do DO NOT be yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
i could be mongychops
"we should hire this guy, i really like his easygoing style and forum banter"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
i'm not sure what i'm doing is of any interest to anybody really, or maybe it is, sorry, no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
If you tell us what you are doing then we can judge whether it is of interest and let you know.
We may also be able to offer tips on how to improve your day, and be inspired to alter our plans.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
not fishing today?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
I am going to do art today.
The Mrs is busy with her work so I shall do art.
This is some art I did last night. I shall do moer art today. Art.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
I liked it
it made me LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
I am going to Dundee
Then it will be Eurovision time! Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
Don't be scared off by the rain up there.
I hear it's deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
Well, it's better than it was yesterday
Driving home was a pain in the bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
off to the nightshift.
Seeya tomorrow folks - have a good day.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
night.
also what they fuck were these folk thinking?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8053079.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
i'm pretty sure as a kid
i would have loved that
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
When I was a kid we used to do that with an electric fence.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
so did we
back of the hand though.. we weren't THAT stupid
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

We were, - it never crossed our minds to use the backs of our hands.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
Shocking.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
ohm my god

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
electrifying stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
meh, they're only kids

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
I would fight you but some cunt has stolen my name.
If someone called Neptune takes you on then kick his arse for me please.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
I can only assume this is something private
because reading that makes you sound like a madman.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
See Mrs Sp@m's sig.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
I have no idea what that means though.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
Have you taken a look at http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
nope
*goes to look*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
Is it making more sense now?
Are you ready to cede that I'm not a madman?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

I'd have been right up for getting stun gunned when I was a kid, and anyway, it's not as if this was being done against the kids will, if I had a stun gun and my kids asked me to use it on them I wouldn't wait to be asked twice.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

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