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so let me get this straight, SexFace is going to have sex with 90nz0 while TFS watches
you people must all lead far more exciting lives than me

who would you really not like to have watching you while you have sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
OH 90NZ0!
So easily lead.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
personally, I couldn't do it with Dennis Healey watching

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
The cast of coronation street

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
who would YOU really not like to have watching you while you have sex?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
ROFFLE I TOTALY WENT TO THE PUB TONIGHT
WHAT ABOUT THAT EUROVISION LUNCH ROLL CALL THEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
For fuck's sake, have some dignity man, go to fucking bed.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
I cleverly avoided the whole debacle by working till ten then taking the missus to A&E

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
Did you have to tell her to do something twice LOLOLOLOLOLOLetc

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
Good move, good move!

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
what about THAT eurovision lunch roll call then?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
I can't take another ten years of this, I'm flouncing

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:35, archived)
fuck sake its 10 past one already
Switch that bloody computer off and go to bed, some of us are trying to sleep. And have some respect for the rest of the people in this house you little shit.

these are the words that I overheard coming from next door as I walked past. Nice really, coming from a cunt who is usually playing hard rock until 2am.

wot you listening to now then?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
Saul Williams.
Always a good choice.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
watching The Warriors

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
I hear they are doing a remake of that
pity a lot of the people involved in the original are dead
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
oh dear lord they can't be?
The game for the PS2 was pretty good though - they managed to get most of the surviving cast to do the voices and put all the original music in
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
well, sort of
www.warriorsmovie.co.uk/new-movie.html
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
CAN YOU DIG IT?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
"Falling Slowly" from the Once soundtrack

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
what are YOU listening to now then?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
and eagles of death metal if you're so interested

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmtkqCgpw0c
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
Malta's entry had more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
What's your favourite hyperbolic, insulting description? I also quite like "So fat, smaller fat people orbit them".

Also, 4.5kb/sec? What the fuck, mininova?
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
JMG has 4.5kb erm hang on....
Give me a minute here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
$.5KBALD!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:22, archived)
FUCK!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 1:22, archived)
She's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
I had that before
It was a bit shit, so I re-watched the Scrubs finale in the meantime.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
oh hai Tesco Value Easty

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
more made-up than her own waxwork

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
Hyperbollock, insulting description?
Your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
"She's got a face like a trout making love to a chainsaw"

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
Anyone else tried theming b3ta?
Made a crazy crazy red version of b3ta using the Firefox add-on Stylish.

Looks pretty shexy. You can force CSS overrides on any site.

For example:
img51.imageshack.us/img51/6959/screenshot2y.gif
(mingeswingers, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
That's crazy man.
You are one crazy sumbitch.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
I NO

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
Looks worse than the original

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I can't top that. G'night, everybody.
(mingeswingers, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
oy vey...

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
I always see these as Professor Farnsworth.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
That's the most pointless thing I've seen in months.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
I didn't say it had to be useful
I'm bored. I was stumbling. I found this piece o' shit. I used this piece o' shit to make b3ta a different colour.

This is what my Saturday nights have come to.
(mingeswingers, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
You've not met piston_broke then?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
But surely he exists purely to be the butt of a number of jokes

(Bazongaloid, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
If thats the case then i suspect its the reason most of us exist on here

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
Surely you exist because there's far too much of you to not exist
LOLFATTYINTERNETJOKE
(Bazongaloid, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
I've met him.
Nice bloke. He seems to have migrated to QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
Have you not seen your belly button in months then?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
You haven't,
that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
Mine or yours?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
This is starting to get sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
There is nothing sexy about my belly button

(Bazongaloid, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
Have you tried rubbing it down with sensual oils
And dressing it up as a school girl with weak knicker elastic?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
Crazy
Crazy
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
I would like one
where the people I like get bigger text
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
Are you back in slightly shitter than Oz land yet?
And did you ever get your cervix spattered with sex custard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
Yes to both
but I still think Oz is shitter cos it has poisonous things in it and we don't
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
I would like one
that changed JMG's posts into Gothic, Mykey's into Comic Sans and Gonzo's into Cyrillic.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
I've got mine set to Monovision
by scrawling FUCK OFF in marker pen across my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
Hahaha
it's tempting.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
Report in keyboard crunchers.
What fat woe is about?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
I've been reading all evening.
A BOOK. OFFLINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
This was probably the best task undertaken by any b3tan, this evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
I done stuff
months-worth of offline stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
Hello!
not seen you here in ages. Y'aright?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
aye, no bad
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
:O It's JV!
She's probably in bed now, and in any case won't notice this because it's halfway down the board, but let a :O and a wheyyyy be recorded nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
Depends which book
but, this being MGT, I'm guessing that it was an Improving Text.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
Berkeley - Principles of Human Knowledge

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
Never heard of it, but it sounds good
what's the central thrust of the argument?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
There's no such thing as material substance.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
Right
is this physics, or philosophy?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
Philosophy
1710
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
Thought so
how many points do you give it, out of ten?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
It's a good 8, at least.
I find this sort of thing quite difficult to read, to be honest. Not because I find the arguments challenging so much as because it always gives me more ideas and my mind goes off on a tangent, and I suddenly find myself 5 pages further on without actually having consciously read any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
I got that reading Generation Kill.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
I'd like to continue this one
can you let me know the ISBN, etc?
I miss this kind of discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
0-14-043293-0

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
Ta
I shall try to get hold of a copy.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
Nowt
I've been at the drink.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
Not a good Saturday.
It all sets up a Hollywood finish, mind.
We'll see.. I'm 50/50.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
Yeah
sounds about right...could do with Bassong :(
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
Time for some to step up and be counted.
It'll have to be Coloccini and Taylor.
Hopefully Enrique should be back.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
I'd still take any of our defenders over Newcastle's
/Everton blog
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
Actually, I'm starting to hope your lot stays up
When we play Newcastle there's always a good atmosphere about the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
Great
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
YOU ARE NOT MONGYCHOPS
I DEMAND TO SEE MONGYCHOPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
Oh I see
you're still dull.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
Oh, I see
You're still trying to irritate me for no apparent reason. I'm okay with that, no offense.

Wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
You're like a shit version of Gilgamesh

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
NO U LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
Have Penguins got smaller?
(the biscuit not the furry little animal)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
I don't believe so.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
I've just eaten one from the fridge
I haven't had one for years but it looks really small compared to how I remember them
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
your memories have grown.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

memories +hands
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
I happen to be eating one now
and I don't think they're any smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
I think I'm losing weight and looking prettier
How should I stop this? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
Stay online

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
But all I've been doing is sitting on the computer
going for occasional walks, the odd push up and eating only potatoes and cabbage.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
I've been sweating my arse off at the gym
and eating fruit instead of digestives, and I'm still "going whale"
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
Saying that, I am eating an apple pie right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
Perhaps you should get a cold as well.
I've got one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
No thanks,
I'm trying to give them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

www.dominos.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
I don't like dominos :(

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
how about scrabble then?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
That's tasty.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
They don't deliver to my address.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
good

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
I've got a new contract which involves yet more working from home
pretty soon I won't need to go outside ever again
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
You'll eventually fall out with people on the internet, for very serious reasons.
VERY serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
after 10 years here I really should know better :(((

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
I've traded in my Mini for a Honda Accord.
Justice will be spoken of, on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
Is this a new shit one-man meme?
Don't you be turning into me, G.

I'll be calling you Gilgalollyoff, next.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
it's highly-targeted bullying of a shit b3tan

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
I've just got my old guitar out
it saddens me that I can't play it well as I used to, JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
Put your mind to it.
You'll be back to the top of the charts come Sunday week.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
I doubt it
they want shiny pop these days. I write miserable shoegazing rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
I dug my guitars out today, noodled around a bit, wrote a tune, forgot it again
which probably means it was pish
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
I've got a monstrous epic
it's genius, but I'm crap at writing lyrics.
I need help.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
I'm off to tap my feet to Wilko tomorrow
PUB ROCK ISN'T DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
postin dis again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMN81_PIhQI
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
You sexy fucker

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
I just watched the Prison Break finale :(
Also, I am drinking wine after doing a cuntload of college work. More to come tomorrow, but I've earned a bit of light-headedness.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
SEX!!!

(mingeswingers, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
On dave ja vu currently
is the episode of have I got news for you with brian blessed.

I am smiling much.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
I learnt the word "embrangled" today.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
it sounds like "U-VA-VOO!"

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
no it doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
"U-RA-NOO!" then...

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
not much.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
You should have Sexface do you up the cunt
Then you'll smile harder
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
Perhaps he should fuck you then.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
Who says he hasnt?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
The internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
I've got a terrible cold and blocked nose
It's the last time I'm ever going to Cancun!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
I also have a terrible cold and a blocked nose.
I've not been to Cancun though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
I'm smiling. But only cos I'm a bit drunk and in firm denial that my entire degree rests on these next two weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
I need to e-mail my uni
To make sure they give me an interview for next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
Don't worry about it.
French is just drunk Latin, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
It's experience that counts anyway
degrees are just a bit of paper
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
If its experience that counts she'll be prime minister within a year

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
let's be honest here, he's a fat overblown shithead

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
he's like a frightening drunk uncle at the family New Year's Eve party.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
He's like a giant dwarf.
He's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
g'nite

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NEEDS A BIT OF RESTORATION AND THE MESS SHOULD CLEAN UP WITH A BIT OF EFFORT
200,000 GENUINE MILES - 4 RAM RAIDS - 1 HIT & RUN. NO TAX OR MOT - OFFERS OVER 11P
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
14p.
I need me some wheels. My project for my year off is to learn to drive. I have been offered tuition from some friends but I am afraid they won't be my friends after having tried to teach me to drive.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
There was some quality forrin skirt on my telly tonight
Which begs the question - which country would YOU most like to be deported for serious sexual harrasment from?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
hungary
no question
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
^this
it's such a shithole I'd never want to go there again anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
you visited the wrong porn sets

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
Budapest is awesome!
The rest does suck a little bit though, yes
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
true
lake balaton is full of germans trying to be friendly.. fucking creepy
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
haha
I went there a couple of years ago, but not to the party area.

Also, it has the sziget festival, which I go to every year I can. It used to be really cheap (60 quid or so in 2005 for a WEEK) and still had a decent line-up, but they keep hiking the prices up now :(
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
Currently either Germany or Ukraine.
Edit: Or whatever country Dita von Teese is in at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
Germany

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
She's with them.
But I think she's physically in Russia.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
She's had Manson in her foo foo
thanking you no pleasings.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
Well, I'd prefer her to sexually harass me than the other way round.
Maybe with whips. Mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
christ
when did you turn all lesbotic?

is it because you stopped getting creepy attention as soon as you turned 16?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
Huh?
I've liked some girls for a while, but that doesn't mean I don't like some guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
I'll be honest here, lesbians make me sick to the very pit of my stomach

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
And her eye socket, I heard.
Dunno where I heard that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
Manson no doubt
he's dead edgy, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
Dave Grohl's bedroom.
Mmmmmhmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
Does it have a passport office at the door?

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
Is that a country?
*burns his embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
You really should get in touch with Spider
he's the spitting image of Mr Grohl.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
He's really not.
And I am not in the market for any more internet men.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
Damn.
he's been sending me lying photos, then.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
azerbaijan all the way!
She looked great!
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
i think the model they keep focusing on was better
www.bbc.co.uk/eurovision/contestants/azerbaijan.shtml

proper euro track though not like that english crap
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
I'm not allowed to watch that because I don't live in England :(
I do mean the singer though, definitely the best looking woman of the night in my book
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
well as i wasn't watching i'll trust your POV
the english bint had the biggest forehead i've ever seen
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
youtube is my friend
her:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG2olkes_qc

shame there's that guy singing too, it takes camera time off her
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
Can anyone give me the link to that video of those middle eastern lads attaching shotgun cartridges to sledgehammers and smashing them on the ground?
Lots of booms. Link me. Now.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
haha, I know the site that was on
but you can have half an hour on google before I tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
Portugal

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
Do they get all stabby at livestock there?
I might grace them with my presence this summer.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
dunno, every Portuguese person I've met has been too laid back to bother about that kind of thing

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
How is Christiano?
You two been "out" for a "coffee" "together" lately?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
I met a portuguese bloke called Vladimir a few weeks ago
and a kid called Igor

all I need now is a portuguese werewolf and I've got the set
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
Less a question of "like to"
more a question of "has been".

France.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
Expand your horizons

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
Mais je parlez francais
c'est plus facile a corrupter les local birds and that
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
I enjoy watching Eurovision
but there's never any male totty ):
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
What about the spartans?

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
their bodies were painted on!
and they were dancing with that tramp!

and at one point they did a fisting sign! O:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
They were all hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
Is that what they were?
I thought they were meant to be Romans or something
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
Didn't a toppless man somersault across the stage during one of the sets?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
all with yukky faces
and plus, all male dancers are generally icky.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
what about the fella in the bottom right of this page
www.bbc.co.uk/eurovision/

was he an act or a presenter?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
Holland

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
hey guys, guys, joke here
Q: Why didn't Madeleine McCann enter Eurovision?
A: Because she lost the game! ROFL!

What's your favourite Prime Minister of Lesotho? I like Hae Phoofolo.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
lololololol

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
I just noticed, every thread on this page is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
Most of them were started by you.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
yeah, they'd all be BRILLIANT if I wasn't such a dreadful troll
I just do not contribute
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
*Punches the sky and writes to the mods*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
i thought you'd be all wanked out by now..

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
I like that the filtered words are highlighted.
It is a more pleasant experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
That episode of "It's Gilgamesh!!"
Was fucking appalling. Man up you filthy twonk.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
She's the european hide and seek champion, just behind ben needham.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
Lucan holds the record doesn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Didn't he front Queen for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
Nah
that was Barry George's brother.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
Why did Gary Glitter fuck and kill Maddie McCann?
To get to the other side!

ROFL!!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
I'm following Ntsu Mokhehle on Twitter.
He's watching Eurovision and I'm eating food.

I think that's everything.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
wow i think the whole twitter thing is shit
but to 'follow' someone like that.. jebus
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
Oh wow.
Sorry, I wasn't serious. I just Googled prime ministers of Lesotho and threw some popular words in my post for the sake of the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
HEY I'm back.
What about them Portuguese, eh?
I think it's between them and Russia.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
Did you see Armenia's judge though?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
Nah, Serbia all the way.
Their singer had a cracking sets of tits on her.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
I haven't seen one second of it.
I'll be honest.

What's for dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
Me neither, JMG.
I'm not even sure Serbia are in it.

I hope they are, it'd be nice for them to pick up a victory.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
I'd like a smaller nation to win it.
They seem to care more for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
Norton's not the best at maths is he?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
BRING BACK WOGAN 4 EVA IN R HARTZ

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
it's not the same without him

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
Why have they replaced Wogan with HIM?!
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
looks like maddies parents need more money to mount a search for their attick to find maddie
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8053916.stm
(radial head fracture, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
LOLMADDIE
ROFL

HAHA

TOPICAL
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
SHUSH
EUROVISION
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
who won?
I just got in from work. How's graham norton doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Conkers deep in the Greek entry

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
Ha ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
36/42 have voted.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
this was the reason I've not watched any of it
hes shit in everything, bar Father Ted.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
This is very true.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
I thought he was shit in that
but then, he was supposed to be.
I'm confused now.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
father ted is shit
but i'm not suprised the monotony of the same jokes are welcomed here
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
YOU NEED A STARBURST RAMMED UP YOUR STARFISH

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
They must be skint

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
Once they have enough money to make a papier mache model of her
All they need to find is some courage, a brain and a heart and she'll be back in their lives aga....

OH GOD SHE WALKS D:
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
Shush
you semi-literate mong.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
HELLO ARMENIA'S JUDGE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
I want to show her my winky.

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
Oh my god!
and Thomas Wriothesley is dead too!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
Get in!
Fucking Bubbles.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
get in a bubble?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
/Michael Jackson

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
didja know he's got cancer?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
link or it didnt happen
to be honest, its not on the bbc news page so I'm guessing this is twoddle.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
:)
have a link.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
The Sun and The Daily Mail hmmm
do you mind if I wait until this is confirmed?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
go for it.
I kinda hope he doesn't have it actually - I know he's a fucking creep and all but I wouldn't wish that upon anyone.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
splendid
I do too. My dad had a bout of it last year. Luckily it wasn't too serious and some cream cleared it up.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
am glad to hear he's allright.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
Yeah read it on the DM site
probably bollox.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
clown rape is nothing to be proud of.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
Yeah, Greece.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
It's quite refreshing that Norton is actually actively egging on our score for a change.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
Woo.
Wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
Fackin blindin guv

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
Fucking Poles. Only 4 points. After all we've done for them!

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
We should never have gone to war for them in '39.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
Bubbles?
Oh well HELLO THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
I went away, then came back.
Great haha yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
Why do they repeat the scores in French?
Who the fuck speaks French?
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
Je parle Francais
bonsoir
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
so i herd u liek mudkipz

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
*shopped picture of genesis bumming*

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
*Unshopped pic of Maffers bumming*
Forum banter, not great.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
Your mum said she wouldn't show anyone :(:(:(

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
I set up a Facebook acount for her today.
She said she's not going to add you as a Friend because you are a selfish lover and have a small penis.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
Toivon, että olin sinun

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
o rly?

(Bliss/Full up to the brim, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
Hello
you sweaty buggerist.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
yeah, you can go on ignore for that

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
Ooops, sorry
OH HAI TEH INTERNETZ ELEVENTY!1
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
guess what? you just lost the game
HAHHAHAAAAaahhaahaAHahahahHAHahahaaaohgodIthinkIwetmyself
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
OH NOES
there isn't an emoticon to express my deep sorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
banter? i assume, probably not, no offnce
gret tmes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
they're useful for their immunity to electic types but on the other hand grass is a pretty common type and they have a 4x weakness to it

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
Bitches don't know bout my lulz

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
Is anyone playing The Game?
If so, you have just lost the game.
(mingeswingers, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
Queerbait
Have an ignore.
(mingeswingers, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
Golly

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
Showed you

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
I'm gutted

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
hey, shit for brains
ignore me too plz kthxbai
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
OH BLUB BLUB
PLEASE filter out all unpleasantness from everywhere. Please create a wasp filter and a soap opera filter and and and a splinter filter and a smell of rotting food in the kitchen drain filter because it's just all so bloody awful that if I won't be able to cope with existence if you don't provide me with some technology to blank out anything that isn't nice or pleasant or clement or twee.

Grow the fuck up, you baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
Nah
I'm playing GTA.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
Which one?
GTA 4, I assume?

Still can't beat Vice City for its cheesy 80s-ness.
(mingeswingers, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
True
but I like both.
Vice City nearly cost me my degree.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
I'm fancying almost every European man on the telly.
I think I need to go back abroad.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
Love you.

(mingeswingers, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
No you don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
Yes I do
In a paternal sort of way.
(mingeswingers, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
I doubt that.
Unless you're a crazy drunk pagan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
Ah.
Probably best that we leave that one where it is.
(mingeswingers, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
Top posting.
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
Thanks mate
Ten minute rubdown round at mine laters?
(mingeswingers, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
I'll bring my cheesegrater.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
I lost the tedious, dull, unfunny internet meme once
but I just found it again
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
yay
looks like Norway is going to have to fork the bill next year.
(radial head fracture, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
Top analysis.

(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
better them than us

(radial head fracture, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
Is this really worth a new thread?
You are wasting the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
the internet is not like fossil fuels it wont run out
but yes you may be right
(radial head fracture, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
Yeah, who would want to host an internationally renowned competition?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
I went to Wales.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
Which bit?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
North.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
Good choice!
Anglesey?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
Nearish to Pwllheli.
San Bach, I believe, if you know the area well enough.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
Hmm. I don't really go that far down.
Nearest I've been to that bit is Portmeirion.

I have family on the island. (Anglesey, Not the prisoner)
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
Portmeirion is one of the strangest places I've ever been to.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
I love that place.
I want to go back.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
I thought the little doors that say "Fire Engine" on them were quite amusing.
and I liked the little 'Fawn' busts.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
I think I missed those.
Then again, I was there a few years back, being old the memory isn't what it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
It's nice though.
Lots of interesting little bits hidden here and there.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
And the flowers smell pretty.
*cough* I mean ... er.... manly things..... punching people and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
The Lemon Sorbet from the ice cream shop is nice too.
And also. Lots of statues with boobs. and squirrels. To eat... ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
Did you take the campervan?

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
Valerie is dead.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
*mourns*
What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
Last summer.
The crankshaft broke.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
Damnation!
anyway, how's things? Was Wales fun?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
It was .... OK.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
That's about as good as it gets in Wales
but then again, it's never really terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
Go back.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
No thanks.
The weather sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
But you've never been to me?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
I don't understand.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
It's song lyrics.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
I got that one
but I was too late to say anything funny about it.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

I've been to paradise
But I've never been to me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
I don't understand.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
i went to wrexham, not a good time in my life, i could write alot about it, but i wont, this isnt the place, or it maybe, no offence
sadtimes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
I've been playing Geometry Wars Galaxies on the DS.
I didn't think much of it when I first got it but I'm thoroughly engrossed now.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
I've been playing Harvest Moon on the DS.
Webbie is addicted to it.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
Might give it a go after
I don't think I've all that much play left in geometry wars
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
It looks quite the business.
I should really try and play the extra missions in gta.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
GTA wont work on my DS
I might actually have to buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
You need the hacked version I'm guessing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
see, you're saying "Wales" but I bet you really mean "Aberdeen"
and you say "went" but I think you meant to type "hate"

so that's why I'm putting you on block then logging out to see what else you're posting
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
forum banter for year 2009? great times, unless it's not, i don't know
good times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
Oh Frank, not you as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
FUCK WALES

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
no they fuck sheep there

(radial head fracture, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
I already did
it knows some proper filthy tricks
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
They have massive dongs, I certainly wouldn't like one up my bottbott

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
Did anyone else see
that that collection of Cardiff by night photos (which was on here a while back) was on the Daily Mail site today?

They so behind the times.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
yeah sure, why not

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

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