you are beautiful no matter what they say(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:01,
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Heh, yeah,pretty on the inside, right?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:48,
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You can poke a camera up me any time.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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blimey, is that gyles brandreth?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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Percy Thrower, 4evar in you're bumhole(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:21,
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I hope you're wearing leather trousers and a codpiece(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:24,
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Yup.Would you like to look at this weird thing before I throw down?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:41,
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Do you ever dream about doing a really good poo?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:10,
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I do this all the time.That's why I shit the bed.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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MY GOD YES!i miss nothing more than a long luxurious poo with a good read or laptop. I spent hours in my fortress of solitude. It was like meditation
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I imagine a 'luxurious poo' being a bit like Lindt 70% cocoa solids chocolate. Only the poo equivalent.cocoa/caca-o, omg lolz
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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This is not just any stoolthis is an M&S, corn-flecked, grease-blushed Gaper stool.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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morning doves(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:16,
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you are my favourite person here you know that don't you(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:22,
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you know he's not a 14 year old student, right?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:00,
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you've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face and show the world all the love in your heart(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:25,
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cry evry tiem(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:02,
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Turn your hearing aid on, gramps.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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[c] Hey SSG, what has antlers and eats cheese?Mickey Moose.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 0:58,
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What's the most radioactive dog?Plutonium.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:15,
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He's a real ALPHA dog, if you get me.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:57,
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who would you neknominate, I'd neknominate SSG every time til he plopped in his kecks(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
seriously though, HP Lovecraft was a wanker and all his books are shit(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
I've only heard of this because it was in the news,and I'm still not sure exactly what it's about.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:33,
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It's how they choose who shoots the baby giraffe.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:36,
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they have just started feeding it.To the lions! Lol!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:40,
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hahahahaI'd eat giraffe, tbh, don't know what all the fuss is about.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:42,
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hahahaha wank wank wank wank wankety wank wankety wank(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:44,
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Enough with this high-brow conversation!(
whelkboy is old now, you see, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:53,
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high-wank conversation, more likeamirite?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 23:20,
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Absolutely EVERYONE is doing it, apparentlySurprised there are any kids left alive what with all the millions that are downing pints of bleach
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:37,
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well I'm sure it's all for the best(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:39,
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no really I'm not even on facebook.as much as I know is, it's like you dare someone to do something on Youtube. Is that it?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:40,
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you mean that's who you'd neknominate if you had any friends?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:41,
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surely he means who he'd neknominate if i was his friend(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:43,
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no he's saying he'd neknominate you if he was on facebook but you have to have friends to be on facebook so he can't(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:57,
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yeh but i'd have to be his friend specifically surely(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 23:10,
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i dunno what neknominate means(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:43,
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it's a shit name, what is wrong with people that they can't come up with something that flows smoothly across the palate instead of getting stuck to the roof of your mouth halfway through like peanut butter(
vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 23:12,
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I'd like to come up with something that flows smoothly across your palate instead of getting stuck to the roof of your mouth halfway through like peanut butterif you catch my drift!
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What is it?(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 23:19,
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*tsk* Kids today hey(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 23:49,
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global warming? more like global yawning, am i right?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:41,
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but that would make it cooler, you sillyAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHARRRR
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:50,
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the antarctic ice sheet is just playing hard to freeze(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:02,
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more like antarctic BED sheet amiriteantarctic bed sheet COVERED IN WANK
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never a truer word said(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:08,
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so it's agreed then? and we all know what to do?(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:11,
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that patlalrique was a right laugh wasn't he(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:15,
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laugh at, rather than laugh with, I'm sorry to say(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:16,
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I find rapey conspiracy theorists with no self awareness really compelling.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:18,
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my feet are freezing, so much for global warming(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:23,
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OMGyou might have Raynaud's phenomenon.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:27,
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I see I missed out on a wanky day(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:51,
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looks like wanky wank wank to me(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:56,
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that's what i saidbut i meant poo instead of ace. no, wait - wank
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:59,
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i put it in and now i can't get it out(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:56,
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if you put in
and can't get out
you're in a fix
putin on the ritz
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:59,
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tell you what, that's the best popular page I've seen in quite some time(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:59, archived)
ok yeah that's quite good,we do have a right laugh here don't we
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:01,
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shut up wanky wanky wank wank(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:04,
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Timmy Mallet's less popular telly show.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:05,
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hi mr horrible can you come to OT to show dozer how to post BUMHOLES properly? thx(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:31,
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QOTW is wank wank wanky wanky wank(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:02,
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It's snowing in ManchesterJust thought I'd let you all know.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:35,
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That's just flakes of soot and poverty.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:37,
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It only lasted ten minutesand it was sleet
EDIT: Something, something, that's what SHE said, something.
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:41,
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Meh.The office got excited and had the windows open.
I'm just cold now.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:42,
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Jesus. You must work with some bovine cunts.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:44,
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haha that's always the wayI bet the people who opened the windows will be the first to complain when the traffic problems arise.
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:44,
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Everyone hoping for a snow day.Typical crying Brits
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:51,
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Snow in EnglandIt's because of the global ''warming'': the earth is becoming more warm, thus the weather is colder. Very logical.
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Fucking hell, not another racist(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:34,
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haha yeah those scientists are so dumb lol(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:38,
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hey check this out:earth.nullschool.net/
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:48,
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It's pretty awesome! What's that?
relieve to know you didn't obliterate me with some deadly malware
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click and drag to spin the globe
click the word earth bottom left for some kind of menu
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:59,
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I think I'll have the pasta(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:04,
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yep I'm off tomatoes at the moment(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:09,
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I just want to have things right here, you guys mean ''we liked global warming'' or not?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:41, archived)
What's your native language just out of oh fuck it I don't care(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:53,
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global warming didn't quite fit with the leftie propaganda so they call it climate change now(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:54,
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It's because there is so much evidence pilling up agains't it, that now to keep showing the shit down our throats they went supersonic on the bullshit...
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:56, archived)
fuck off back to Libertarianland will you(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:58,
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well stop saying the same things as them then(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:02,
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Always be suspiscious of someone telling you not to say a specific thing. I express legitimate opinion, without being a fucktard paulster. Ron Paul is a fiasco, merged with Romney (FYI, another fucktard)
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:07, archived)
It is not a legitimate opinion.It is a retarded false belief.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_entitled_to_my_opinion
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:09,
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The world must be a thrilling place to somebody so far down the intellectual ladder.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:26,
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So, if I were a Troll, I wouldn't have used this username, right?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)
you didn't use that username(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:35,
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no idea how,most people only use the usernames that they actually have but somehow you managed to use a completely different one.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:41,
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I'm too retarded to get it, but if you look carefully you will see I'm the author of these articles. (I know my english is horrible)
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c pas ta langue, ma puce, c ton p'tit cerveau(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:55,
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what articles?for sake of argument, let's say that i have read your article and am converted. now what?
www.climateactionreserve.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/climatesummit.jpg
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:55,
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Funny, but I think it's quite derogatory, since I just disagree with those who wants to make us pay for breathing.
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The easiest way to avoid is to stop breathing.You should practice for half an hour or so.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:05,
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can you suggest an alternative point of view?via the medium of picture or text? or anything, really - whatever gets your point across.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:09,
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Yes, good you make me think about it : search for David Suzuki's interview on Australian TV in Youtube. We see a David Suzuki who get riped off by the anchors and the public. He was confused, because he usually only gives interviews to his friends here on CBC. In Canada, no one would dare challenge David on global warming. So the australian interview is hilarious as we see a Suzuki who doesn't know where to hide to put his head in his butt!
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i'm not searching for anythingconvince me here and now. what is your point of view?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:15,
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SN 2014J has been discovered in the ‘Cigar Galaxy’, located in the M82 area. The elite are worshipping those energy-matter-plasma-metal things floating in the universe. It is effectively intimidating to see those objects that are so huge, and the elite do everything in their power to always see further in space by developing super-telescope technology. An occult ritual or simple science? What are they looking for? To find out who they believe are their maker?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:19,
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what do you call a tiger with glasses on?
a scientist tiger
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:26,
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I already told you my point. That doesn't matter, because no one shoud care, as I don't give a hoot about other's opinion. Seriously, I couldn't care less. People should think what they want and no one is entitled to say to think otherwise.
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I think you're a retard.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:28,
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FYI, I do think that there is way bigger problems to deal with, like destruction of ecosystems and genetic pollution. You won't hear those terms from Al Gore, who is too busy investing in oil companies and setting up a greenhouse stock market.
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Why do you keep going on about Al Gore?Is it the '90s again?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:43,
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because he's the biggest mouth around (me not included!). He is number one on the bullshit agenda. He is the spokeperson of the global warming religion.
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umok...
*edges away slowly*
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:59,
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Just trying to add to the discussion. Won't let it go on global warming tough.
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Yeah. You don't get to decide what we mock you about, monkeyboy.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:06,
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Nah.It's too thick to be any fun.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:15,
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you're not wrong mate(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:01,
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You'd struggle to challenge a wasp to a fight, you feeble-witted tinfoil prick.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:02,
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Actually, I was bitten by wasp numerous time in my life. Those are ferocious insect! Once, while planting trees, I disturbed a wasp nest in the ground by accident, and altough I backed off, one managed to fly around me and bite me on my neck!!1! (true story). So yeah, I would think twice before engaging in a fight with a wasp.
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Fuck me.You genuinely are retarded.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:11,
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yeah I just found this bit of misogynist claptrapnwonotepad.com/2014/news_note/women-want-badly-men-secret/
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:15,
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you know that article says more than just that you are heterosexual.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:40,
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YOU know that. Why you don't just tell us? you know what, why you talk to me if you hate me so much?
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I didn't say I hate you,I hope you will see the error of your ways.
What it says is that when women say "no" they don't really mean "no", because of some excuse about human nature that entitles you to sex, which you can get by using the right tricks of manipulation. And then the conspiracy theory aspect to it that I don't even.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:47,
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You are not qualified to pass judgement on me. In fact, you are not in a position to judge anyone at all by the comments you wrote. If a woman say no to a man, it means no. Beside, I wouldn't want to be with someone who does not see me as fit for dating. You jumped on the word rape because you have no opinion. the only thing you know is INSULTING the person you disagree with. Without any substance to it.
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I just read your article and that is what it seemed to be saying.There is rather a lot of substance to my objection to this, direct quotes:
"Women must play hard-to-get."
"Some girls could look more hard-to-get than they really are"
"women are always interested in men but won’t necessarely let it shows"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:02,
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is that spelling [sic]?where are these articles?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:05,
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linked above in the thread(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:09,
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oh deara lot of hand lotion and tissues went into writing those
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:13,
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reply to moon girlThats what I said, no opinion, echoing what others do. Gossh, trolls in my days used to be way better than that. Because, no stuff, you are major troll. I started to talk about global warming and now here we are! Major Fail/troll/waiting-to-die-alone nutcase
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actually it went of the railsat the point you told us about the time you disturbed a wasp's nest, and then I read some of the insanity on your website, called you up on the misogyny of it, and now you're trying to turn the tables. Nice.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:17,
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It's called being interesting and not-boring (you). It's called being interested and answering in a intellignet way (not you). So what your next subject? talk to us about the weather in UK like my grandma would.
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A good parrot you are; copy pasta only you will do, reading 5 words sentences only you will be able to...
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:17, archived)
you see that it is a bit dodgy now(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:19,
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Well, I invite anybody to read it entirely. Not that I will care more. Internet ain't serious business.
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misogyny is serious business,even when it's on the internet.
"IT'S JUST JOKES, LIKE ON TOP GEAR"
No. Sorry.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:18,
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Not serious business does not mean avoiding likes. not my fault, I don't like fb but that's were people are.
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tinfoil fedora for you, is it?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:18,
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I know you are all over me, but you don't have to do that to get my attention.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:23, archived)
#rapeculture #everydaysexism(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:25,
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for Lunar girl, dating is raping! (music)they see mee rollin', the're hatin', --(faster tempo) they wish they were getting laid, but i was just dating, I was just talking, I was just firting, the're hating...
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:39, archived)
don't call me babe, asshat(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:24,
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well, what did you expect me to say?This place has gone to the fucking dogs. It used to be so vibrant.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:05,
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it's not snowing here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:58,
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[c] Hey ssgdocter docter I feel like a bunch of curtans
then open them up
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:59,
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[c] Hey SSGWhy did the chicken cross the road?
It was probably attracted by something that looked or smelled like food. Chickens don't really choose to do things in the same way we do. Their brains are tiny and that.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:04,
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I doubt they even realise what a road is(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:05,
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[c]hey SSG, an Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pubThis is not an unusual state of affairs in the United Kingdom, thanks to the multicultural diversity in our society.
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:09,
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[c] hey HBM, what happened to the joke you posted a few minutes ago?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:12,
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This compo thing is shit and I hope they permaban any cunt who marks their post with a c.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:13,
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permabanning them is too kind(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:15,
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It was shit so I deleted itI'm all dynamic and spontaneous like that
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:16,
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I don't think anyone is reading them anyway(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:17,
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what?I thought we were trying to cheer up SSG with our brilliant jokes so he wouldn't suicide all over the place?
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:18,
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hey what if they each had some kind of illness or diseaseand then the bar man could say 'what is this some kind of sick joke?' and everyone would laugh because it would be really funny
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:13,
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[c] Hey SSG, the safari guide came running out of the jungle to the hunter's tent. "I just spotted a leopard," he cried."You can't fool me," replied the hunter, "they're born that way."
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:26,
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[c] Hey SSG, two ducks are crossing the road in Belfast."Quack, quack" says the first duck.
"Fuck off, I'm going as quack as I can" replies the secondary mallard.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:28,
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IMO the last 4 words of the punchline ruin it.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:36,
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[c] Hey SSG....What's the difference between a church bell and a thief?One peals from the steeple and the other steals from the people, of course!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:31,
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[c] hey ssg - did you hear about the two silk worms that got into a fight?it ended in a tie.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:34,
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This is very good you are very good at the jokes.[click]
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:37,
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i hope it is you judging this weeks compoi feel like i might be in with a chance here
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:39,
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[c] Hey SSG, I found this on the internet, I think it should win.I swear this isn't I Love Horses.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:45,
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^ this wins everythingdoctor doctor i think i am a spoon.
sit on that chair and stop staring.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:48,
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You missed a good alright thread there.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:06,
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would be a bit odd to write home about an internet forum haha(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:12,
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yeah cos you'd just send an email with a link hahatop jokes. topical too.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:16,
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actually, i would have to write to my mum as i don't think she even knows what the internet islet alone an email. or an online forum, come to think of it. i have now told you about my mother. off to buy some stamps now, bye!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:19,
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It was snowing there but it stopped pretty quickly.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:20,
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Hail to thee.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:29,
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[C] Hey SSG, what do you call an alligator in a vest?An investigator
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:25,
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Or one that drives too close to the car in front?A tailgator!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:42,
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or one that shakes things upan agitator!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:44,
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or one that resembles a root vegetablea potato!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:45,
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ohlet's call the whole thing off.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:46,
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as in the Hendrix song, not the country(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:52,
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it was the slight return that led to the conviction(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:55,
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youtu.be/ewksNisBJn4
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:48,
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try bending downmaybe look for a seat. hth x
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:09,
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alright Dr P, what's all this I'm hearing about frank having another online breakdown?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:18,
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This place would be dead if he weren't having a mental breakdown here.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:24,
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it's so cool that we can preserve them for future generations to learn from(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:49,
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wasn't it the abdomen?*gets reference*
oh, and was in a tricky tune too
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:50,
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she's built sweet, she got everything that uncle john need(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:48,
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does she have other smaller mothers orbiting around her?(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:52,
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wank wank wank wanky wank wank wank wank(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:03,
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:02,
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wank wank wankwank wank wank
wank wank wank wank wank wank wank
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broadsword, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:08,
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wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank wank wank wank wank wanky wank
wank wank wank wanky wank wank
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wank wank wank wank wankywanky wanky wanky
wank wank wank wank wanky wank waa-aaank
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broadsword, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:24,
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wanky wankaty wankswank wank wank wank, wank wank.
wankerrrrrrrr.
WANK
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sorry, what I meant to say was wankery wankery wank(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:57,
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what a shit threadthat was awful. what were you thinking?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:18,
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early start today xxx(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 5:52,
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Still drinking herewww.youtube.com/watch?v=iT1muWE8RzA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaDsh0IZ020
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT-DBDhEBCE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=daJ5oI48otY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM9WusAG854
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5_rqVYvgZo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DzlAG8DVQs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnzdT_qjaaI
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 6:07,
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Bit gloomier:www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxTgI0CPuoI
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 7:19,
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More cheerful pisstake:www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfzCDoTff24
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 7:23,
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Gloomier versoin:www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfzCDoTff24
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 7:24,
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bore da, The DovestonIs Frank about? I want to tell him he's a prick and fuck off.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 8:23,
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this place would be dead on its arse if he stopped posting(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 8:34,
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This place would be dead on its arse if people stopped claiming they're the only reason it's not dead on its arse.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:03,
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The sooner this place dies, the better for humanity.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:04,
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thanks I just had it done(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 8:57,
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Unsociable hours, Doves.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 8:51,
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Let's face it, if you are simple enough to smoke in a car with children in it, then this un enforceable law won't make any difference
More focus on making people more intelligent, conscious and moral
Not self centred, hedonistic, fools drowning in a moral malaise
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:04,
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Cor!I'd drown her in my moral malaise
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:12,
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#pompouswankerThing is, right, drivers can then go home and light up in the kid's bedroom and they won't be able to get away from it there either. If you're that determined to give your child asthma you'll find a way.
Also, how the fuck will the police enforce it, they can't even stop every other cunt from going down the road with a fucking IPAD balanced on the steering wheel.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:12,
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It's almost as if legislation is something that politicians can do for minimal cost in order to push responsibility onto law enforcement and the public.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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There are stickers up in my town's bus shelters that smoking in them is an offence, it doesn't stop anyone doing it, though.Dunno if the police are in the habit of arresting people for being an inconsiderate prick.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:19,
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Ain't got a problem with them if they don't come and sit right next to me to do it.Well yeah, I could stand outside and get soaked if it bothers me that much.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08,
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Yeah!If it weren't for those punitive taxes and early deaths, I wouldn't have these free prescriptions.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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Revenue from snout is probably the only thing keeping HM Treasury from bankruptcy right now.Although I spect the ever-canny mongy knows were to buy nice cheap bootleg fags.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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Who's that a quote from, then?Bit rich if it's a politician lecturing people about being self-centered.
As to the proposed new legislation (not that they've actually proposed anything, yet), I expect it to be an unenforceable waste of everyone's time.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:26,
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If they were serious about stopping all mobile usage while driving it'd be punishable by an instant ban.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:10,
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the world is our collective oyster(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 0:24,
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In sooth. I'm going to grab it by the horns.right after I seize the day.
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Bollocks to morningand bollocks to the day ahead.
I rest my case
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 0:40,
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And a VERY GOOD one it is Gobbo.I've just found out that one of my FAVOURITE BANDS EVER will be doing a one-off gig in Leeds in April.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 2:56,
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Oh man, if they were playing at the same time I'd have to go there instead.:(
These guys:
tdonrecsbro.tumblr.com/post/68689934955/send-more-paramedics-reunite-for-thirty-days-of-night
:D
OSSUMNESS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 4:33,
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Chas & Dave are playing the day after, you're going to have a great weekend in April.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 4:47,
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YAY!:D
Have some of THESE in celebration:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTeYr744TYo
:D
The proper video has some beautiful cloud formations AND daylight Aurora Borealis, but this is the only full version of the song I could find (without looking properly).
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 5:06,
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Here's some nice cheerful stuff:www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Km4sSsCH4c
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 5:17,
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I LOVE this one:www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNNdarr_RpA
But is it so very wrong of me that because of the accents I mentally add an ending where she wake up in a cattle-truck heading East?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 5:24,
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Which sort of ties in with THIS:www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDj9pMq4aLk
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 5:33,
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Although, there's pretty mjuch NOTHING than can top THIS odlie but goodie:www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDj9pMq4aLk
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 5:37,
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One of THE BEST COVERS EVER might:www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxZJx4yI5wA&list=PL7221783177127B9C
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 5:42,
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And one of the not very good at all ones:www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkrbnfYroCE
And bear in mind here that the first two Maiden albums are STILL my favourites.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 5:44,
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Although I do like the stuff he does towards the end.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 7:03,
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Fuck it gonna get a bit WARHAMMER now.www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL19beIJSE0
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 7:07,
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I wonder what SSG will get up to tomorrow.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:56,
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His balls in your momma.Or something.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:58,
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there'd better be pics(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:59,
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probably pursuing his aggressive anti-racist agendaand eating crisps.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:00,
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If you fold a packet of Walker's crisps in a certain wayit spells out Death To The Jews.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:02,
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I don't know anything about football soz(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:09,
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I met him once, in a park/dogging blog
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:40,
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I bet he prances round his squalid little hovel spraying perfume round to disguise the stench of rotting spunk and the sweat of a gang of swarthy Lascars(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:04, archived)
why, is that what you do?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:04,
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just wondered where you got that image from(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:05,
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aren't we all on trial,in a way, if you think about it?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:07,
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Which kind of fucking stupid questions should she ask?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:17,
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don't know what's got you in such a bad mood today(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:17,
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and then covered them is parrot shit and spunk(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:40,
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i feel like maybe nobody really wants to know and this is an elaborate troll site(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:05,
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have you ever watched its always sunny in philadelphia?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:12,
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one day i dream of not having to spray perfume to mask the stenh of spunk in my hovel(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 23:47,
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you've also covered them in parrot shit and spunk, you fucking imbecile(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:43,
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i've got tomorrow off work so i'm doing other work instead(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:48,
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well yeah but we were actually discussing my new trousers and my nice shirt, that's what we're discussing here, maybe you should think about starting your own thread about what idiotic things you're doing tomorrow in your perfumed gay love nest(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:50, archived)
probably a jewish racist hermaphrodite immigrant(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:42,
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whoa, who brought the Fuhrer into this(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:44,
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Do you know I was just thinking this very same thoughtAnd came to post it in a thread. So yeah
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:49,
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hey I just noticed brb has me on Ignore2.0so please keep me informed if the other Sebastian makes a post pl0x thxbai
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easy mo mowlem didnt die of cancer just for you to ruin all the good work she did(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:52,
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If you had to meet Adams and Paisley and Blair at work on a regular basis you'd die of cancer too.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 21:57,
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i think the reason she got cancer was by remaining a nice person in the face of all of those people,that can't be easy and probably caused a load of stress in her cancer gland
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:02,
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www.headstaggers.com/tunes/songs-from-the-flash-movies/baldy-women/
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 22:46,
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are you going to sue over that flappy bird game? clearly stolen flap(
mongychops, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:00,
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yeh not sure what to do about that tbhclearly stole my idea, i just dunno, seems to go against the idea of happy internets
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:10,
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i read on the internet some kid killed his brother over it(
mongychops, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:27,
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you have a right laugh here(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:19,
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1nc upon a tiem a gurl wuz in da shoping mall w/ her bf. They were looking @ cloths. the boi gos 2 daa gurl and point 2 his shirt. "Gurl, wut materiel is dis?" da gurl butifully loks @ his shirt"Uuuum cotten?" she gesses "no...." ses da boi. Da gyrl crys n crys (she is emberased) she runs away from boi & runs 2 da elevater. Shes cryin so much that she gets traped in da door. She gets cut in hlaf. The boi goes over 2 hre. She ded. "I ment 2 sey no... its husbond meteriel!!" he screams and throws da elevater @ wall. a betuful dimond ring wuz insid.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:23,
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and man door hand hook elavator door(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:30,
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and then john was a diamond ring(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:45,
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He's probably better off without her to be honest, what with getting massively upset at insignificant things and dying every five minutes(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:34,
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Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:54,
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what the fuck is all this computer animated porn all about, who wanks to shreks fucking massive titted witches(
mongychops, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:57,
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i got a haggis from tesco so that's whats for din dins(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:09,
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might just eat crisps instead doe(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:09,
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Crisps are ace.So-called doctors will tell you that they're not a balanced diet but fuck you doctors and your hatred of life. Prawn cocktail 4 life.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:14,
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it's balanced as long as you eat lots of different flavours(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:25,
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shut up racist(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:33,
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Oh really? Cos everyone here seems to think you're racist, wonder where they got that idea from.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:49,
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Probably the swastikas tattoos and that.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:59,
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can't you have swastika tattoos now?it's health and safety gone mad.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:03,
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It's more the fact that you've had them tattooed onto your African slaves.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:08,
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they're not African,they're from Croydon.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:11,
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Just because a horse is born in a kennel doesn't make it a Londoner.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:12,
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I can't be racist, London is a religion.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:15,
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maybe you should lay off the crisps, fatty.No offence, that's just my professional medical opinion
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:45,
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haha yeahYou would like that bit wouldn't you, because of the anti-Japanese racism.
And before anyone starts, yeah I know Japan and China are not the same, but MGT clearly thinks otherwise.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:44,
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That was a joke ^I'm not joining in the terrible bullying really.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:47,
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I think it's pretty good bullying actually.Hopefully she's crying now.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:48,
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crying and eating crisps(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:02,
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crisps are good maybe your not so racist afterall(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:04,
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And suddenly... MGT wasn't racist anymore!!!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:09,
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Terrible blind date answer."I love crisps. If you could be any crisp flavour, which would you be and why? That question to number 2"
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:47,
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Or 'roast beef' as they quite inaccurately label them.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:10,
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