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There's some weather here.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
aye, it'll do that

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:06, archived)
How do you unjam an LM-120 laminating machine?
I think I've proper broken it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:18, archived)
Liberally apply margarine and then gently pull your penis out.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:21, archived)
not a clue soz
try putting things in it.
/techadvice
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)
If it was frank asking I'd suggest he plugs it into an extension cable, runs a bath and then jumps into the bath with it.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
my work is underground so i hope there arent floods here

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:27, archived)
lol u r a womble

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:29, archived)
totes

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:30, archived)
wait i think the wombles lived underground but did the majority of their work up on wimbledon common

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:30, archived)
nah they find stuff on wimbledon common but then crawl back underground to flog it on ebay

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:32, archived)
oh haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:37, archived)
Bloody Torchwood.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:11, archived)
dunno what that means soz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:13, archived)
Doctor's Whom're related.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:16, archived)
i wonder if the people who make that have ever sent emails about a tardis and the header was re:tardis
(like retards haha)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:27, archived)
there's a sorry i havent a clue joke in there somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:29, archived)
bindun

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:54, archived)
you suck

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:09, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:12, archived)
No u

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:12, archived)
do you have your tv channels in order or just how it is?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:16, archived)
i only really watch the discovery channel

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:37, archived)
you and me baby we aint nothing but mammals

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:53, archived)
Five dollar.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:17, archived)
haha like that song by consolidated

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:33, archived)
nothing more embarrassing than a white man trying to rap

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:53, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:08, archived)
so what if I do?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:35, archived)
haha no, only kidding you silly sausage

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:37, archived)
leave it out billy bollockchops

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:43, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:19, archived)
the boy aint right

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:22, archived)
do you think if I get the sheets out of the washer now and hang then near the radiators they'll be dry by bedtime?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:41, archived)
probs a bit late tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:42, archived)
yeah, I've put them on spin, should be ok for tomorrow night

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:43, archived)
washing your sheets?
in time for Mandatory Human Affection Day?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:06, archived)
dunno what that means, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:11, archived)
i think it want to kiss you on the bum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:32, archived)
chinky jew faggot spaz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:33, archived)
haha i just got it, wales are underwater

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:43, archived)
well no, I was exaggerating for comedic effect
that's how jokes are made, you'd understand this if you were any good at telling jokes
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:04, archived)
oh right except it hasnt started raining here yet so i dunno how that works

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:15, archived)
oh
so when you said you got it, you were actually lying to me
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:32, archived)
i was referring to the wind that you said you had
i dunno where the idea of wales being underwater came into this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:42, archived)
Why bother?
Between pissing the bed and crying yourself to sleep you'll only soak them through again.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:44, archived)
alright Mafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffers

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:03, archived)
you forgot wanking

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:12, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:12, archived)
wanky wanky wanky wanky wank wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:28, archived)
wanky wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:31, archived)
wank wank wanky wank

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:12, archived)
probably not with your stupid heating system

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:50, archived)
woah, this shit is state of the fucking art, don't you start in on my central heating you shitcunt

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:03, archived)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:13, archived)
I think I have a right to be upset in this case

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:33, archived)
you should of considered your emotional state before insisting upon that so called heating system on an open forum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:41, archived)
the only error I made was in expecting some decency from the likes of you you horrible messageboard troll

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:43, archived)
yeah we've all seen the state of your art, though

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:25, archived)
dunno what that means, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)
You should turn on all the gas hobs, hang the sheets above them and then go to bed. They will be nice and dry by the morning.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:53, archived)
^this
I did it last night with my sheets and they were bone dry in the morning. It also fluffs out the fibers in the fabric making the sheet feel brand new
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:56, archived)
you stupid fucking shit doctor cunt

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:04, archived)
you could probably put a complaint in to the medical council about this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:15, archived)
well yeah but he'd probably come round my house and want to poke a telescope up my bottom

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)
I'm not sure whether to wash some pants or just pop down to tescos and buy new pants

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:29, archived)
do tesco sell nice pants, I've never bought clothes from a supermarket

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:33, archived)
Yeah man, they are far superior to George at Asda pants

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:47, archived)
I saw a bloke taking some George at Asda pants from the shelf once
but he noticed me and went a bit red and put them back and fucked off to buy yoghurts instead
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:48, archived)
I've bought pants from a Spanish supermarket before, fuck me that was a mistake, pretty sure Spanish men have no testicles if their pants are anything to go by

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:11, archived)
when is bedtime? are the radiators even on?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:47, archived)
how do you expect us to help you without this basic information?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:48, archived)
also, wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:49, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:52, archived)
wanky wanky wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:53, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:52, archived)
chevron

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:53, archived)
dunno, later
yes
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:52, archived)
#jmgs fault

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:31, archived)
no fat chicks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:31, archived)
do you think if I get the sheets out of the washer now and hang then near the radiators they'll be dry by bedtime?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:40, archived)
should have been a new thread really, hang on

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:41, archived)
haha, I get it
thread! because, like, sheets are made of threads, and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:59, archived)
fucking SHUT UP will you

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:11, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:26, archived)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:26, archived)
mroing

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:58, archived)
hey it's a bit wanky here
wank wank wanky wanky wank wank
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:25, archived)
alright frank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:26, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:30, archived)
ACHTUNG!
SEHHHRRRR BLOWEN HEREN ZE
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:00, archived)
Es kann nicht so windig sein!
Sie lügen!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:02, archived)
BUMHOLES
I mean, NO BUMHOLES
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:19, archived)
here a bit windy it's hey

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:58, archived)
what is it with people here just recycling my posts all the fucking time
/ac
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:58, archived)
nothing else worth posting
this place is dead on its arse
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:01, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wank wank wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:30, archived)
hey it's a bit windy here

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:57, archived)
tekkers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:58, archived)
you know what, this place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:58, archived)
hey it's a bit windy here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:52, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:01, archived)
hey it's a bit windy here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:19, archived)
aye it's reet blowy out

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:20, archived)
at least I've had a good plop today
so it's not a complete loss
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:23, archived)
i aint eaten for a couple of days so my plop is just liquids

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:46, archived)
thing is right, I never get plop problems, every one's solid, I'd hate to have plop difficulties, that'd be awful

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:51, archived)
best off indoors then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:37, archived)
yeah, might look out of the window for a while, see if any grannies fall over and break their hips

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:51, archived)
hooray its the same weather in wales as everywhere else for once!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:45, archived)
whats that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:47, archived)
dunno where that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:48, archived)
i think its near that poof place, island of men, irish sea or saink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:51, archived)
well no because I'm not underwater

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:53, archived)
well yeh thats just somerset

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:43, archived)
Everything is fine! The Greggs at the end of my road still had a cheese & onion pasty!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:51, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:54, archived)

Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)
needs more bacon

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)
I dislike bacon.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)
[Pulp Fiction diner scene]

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)
then you're just...wrong

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:06, archived)
If this is wrong I don't want to be right.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:11, archived)
I'm so edgy and transgressive sometimes I think about ignoring myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:35, archived)
It's not edgy and transgressive when 50000 of us have already ignored you.
Sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:37, archived)
whoah is that a record do I get some sort of prize

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
whoaaaa 3edgy

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:40, archived)
threedgy
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
three dgee?
3G?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)
3edgy 5u?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:11, archived)
Curses! My cover has been compromised!
*scoots off back to 4chan*
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:38, archived)
dunno who you are, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
I don't even know who I am any more. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:48, archived)
the front of one of my drawers has just come loose :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)
brb has me on ignore too

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:13, archived)
I've been tempted to put you on ignore before
but then this place would be dead on its arse
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)
all the evidence points to me being the most popular poster on this forum

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:24, archived)
although it might just be the word "wank"

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:32, archived)
That'll be the mass wanky clicking
which I fervently deny having any part of. Nope, not once did I click a "wank wank wanky wank" post
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wank wank wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:32, archived)
[click]
10/10 best wank post yet
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)
it stuck me on ignore too, i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
for the life of me I can't imagine how you or I could possibly cause upset or offence to anyone on the internet

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:28, archived)
i think we upset that one years ago, when it arrived it started posting how shit we are, cunt still gazzed me for cash tho, no morals some people

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:30, archived)
you can't please everyone

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
unless you're baldmonkey's missus

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:32, archived)
They probably got sick of your incessant beakering*.
*wanky-wanking, or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:41, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
We have a right laugh, [etc.]

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)
In all seriousness, I can imagine you as the kind of kid that used to deliberately shit itself just for the attention.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:49, archived)
Wouldn't put it past you now, come to that.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:50, archived)
i dont imagine any forum members, shits weird

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
especially when he says "as the kind of kid"
Mr. Tea confirmed for nonce
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:54, archived)
It's Okay! She's My Step Daughter!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)
frank's your step daughter?
the plot enthickens
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)
I'm not sure that's entirely cromulent.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:09, archived)
What's the point in opening a bakery until 5:30 if you're sold out of everything by 4 and people only finish work at 5:30 anyway ffs Greggs I wanted a vege pasty or at least a cheese and onion.
Greggs should close at 8pm and should keep fucking baking until 7:30.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:08, archived)
lol fat scrubber

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:09, archived)
Slim ex-scrubber, actually.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)
pissy little 9 to fiver thinks the world revolves around him and his shitty job

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:16, archived)
^this
quit your job, then you can eat all the Greggs you want you fat fuck
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)
Greggs only sell sausage rolls and cartons of Ribena
everything else is either made of cardboard or is shit
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:16, archived)
i had a a mexican baguette from there once
dunno what it was really it was grim dunno why youd want to go greggs
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)
made from 100% authentic Los Aztecas gang members

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:20, archived)
[c] also, hey SSG...
my friend was found dead the other day, he drowned in a bowl of muesli.
Apparently he was pulled in by a strong currant.
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:30, archived)
ok, I've done my plop now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:45, archived)

        
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:46, archived)
took two flushes to shift it all too, I was pretty chuffed with my performance there
had a bit of trouble getting going but when the floodgates opened it went like a crate of carpet slippers falling out of a loft
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
and there was none of that have-I-finished-oh-wait-there's-a-bit-more nonsense
this was just BAM, bowel evacuated, wipe, double flush, fucking deal with it
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
u can get flushable wet wipes now
just sayin
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)
christ, just shut the fuck up will you, no one's reading all that shit you type

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:01, archived)
haha we have a right laugh on here don't we

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)
hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
I did a plop at my desk while on the phone
#multitasking
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
he truly is the king of the poos

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:50, archived)
did I ever tell you about the time my plops blocked the outside drain?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:58, archived)
This could make up the efficiencies lost when people were banned from smoking indoors.
Better keep it quiet, lest we all wind up with no bumholes.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:33, archived)
D'you know I can't remember if I've plopped today or not

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
if you have then I don't think you've mentioned it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)
might go for a plop now, just to make sure

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:53, archived)
do you think there's any chance of plop posts displacing wank posts from the populol page?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:54, archived)
plop plop plop ploppy ploppy plop plop

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)
nah, can't see it happening really

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)
plopper

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:00, archived)
imma click them all anyway, just in case

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:00, archived)
Oh man, that is a damn fine populol page

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:13, archived)
i done one this morning

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:54, archived)
see, I usually plop at 10am but I didn't feel like it so I've done my plop now instead

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:55, archived)
mine is usually out before then

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:15, archived)
don't mind me, just starting a new thread because mictogirl has me on ignore

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:20, archived)
haha what a fucking cock licking gaylord cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:22, archived)
woah, let's not start bullying forum users here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)
yeah right
prick
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)
k, reportin dis 2 mods now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:34, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)
wanky wanky wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)

        
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:45, archived)
two more populols to go and imma send the link to bbc news so they can do a feature about this most intellectual of social forums on their magazine page

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)
wanky wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)
woah, no need for the fucking racism you fucking racist

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
haha, because that's a thing I said earlier, I get it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
took you long enough you thick cunt

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
retard

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:35, archived)
hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7712805
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
haha you changed his name from boy to girl, that would probably upset him if he could read this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)
lol yeah hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:32, archived)
righto
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)
can't right now, going for a plop

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:32, archived)
better run, got the turtlehead thing happening here
might put some Domestos down the khazi too, got a bird round later, they get a bit prissy about klingons sometimes
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:39, archived)
ahahaha "got a bird round later" ahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:40, archived)
he means momo

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:45, archived)
Funny to be so particular on account of a made-up parrot.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:07, archived)
yay! I'm getting a new job
what have you got recently?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:45, archived)
a free pen

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:48, archived)
sweet
what colour ink?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:49, archived)
blue :(

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:59, archived)
ah well
you can't win them all
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)
good luck with your new job though hun xxx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:02, archived)
thx bbz

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:03, archived)
148 thousand pounds just now, im now officially paid in full

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:52, archived)
lend us a tenner

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:53, archived)
yer alright no worries

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:55, archived)
ace
ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:56, archived)
dont mention it, when i become a slum landlord i'll stick a tenner on the rent of the dss scum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:02, archived)
it's the least they deserve

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:03, archived)
does that mean you have ten whole pounds to give away every month?
this is better than the lottery
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:06, archived)
it could be you

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:09, archived)
CancerAIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:53, archived)
sucks to be you
and you have cancerAIDS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:54, archived)
Brilliant reviews for the play I was in.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:16, archived)
what play
and what did you play
and did you have any lines
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:20, archived)
Fucked.
As should you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)
smyls

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)
No pasty.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:08, archived)
316 days to christmas

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)
48 days until the cricket season starts

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:46, archived)
83 days to Eurovision

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)
348 days until holocaust memorial day

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:51, archived)
haha, like that even happened

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)
fine, go on discriminating against innocent Nazis then you rotten fucking bigot, see if I care

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:03, archived)
haha i get it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:18, archived)
30 days till the F1 starts :D

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:44, archived)
I do hope Vettel's car burst into fucking flames on the first corner
trapping him inside
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:52, archived)
It'd make everything a bit more interesting
Vettel's a good driver, but he ruins the F1 by flying out ahead in every fucking race.
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)
nearly my birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)
doesn't count, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:48, archived)
count as what?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
ANYTHING AT ALL

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:19, archived)
bullfuckingshit

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)
what is that some kind of paki talk

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
woah, no need for the fucking racism you fucking racist

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)
Typical Jew

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:04, archived)
woah, lose the 'tude ok

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:42, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:00, archived)
i need a piss

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:06, archived)
haha me too
we should form a gang
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:09, archived)
DO YOU WANNA PISS IN MY GANG?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:12, archived)
ima having a piddle right now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:36, archived)
me too!
we are like twins
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:40, archived)
i enjoyed my tiddle, i was busting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:51, archived)
yeh me too it was great
go team pissywiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:56, archived)
i never imagined when i woke up this morning today would be such an event

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:58, archived)

imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/246x254q90/198/h7qv.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:51, archived)
Blood piss?
I'm sure one of our resident medical professionals would have something to say about that.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
nobody here is a medical professional

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:56, archived)
i think badger is a nurse, but i heard he is a bit of angle of death

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:00, archived)
Now you're just being obtuse, he has a medical degree and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:04, archived)
he doesnt come here any more hasnt for years

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:05, archived)
Yeah QOTW is more his bag these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)
I reckon I could give most GP's a run for their money nowadays
Sickies of B3ta. Flop out your lumps and rashes and I'll have a butchers
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
Bloody piss.
Is it cause for concern?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:20, archived)
Yes and No depending on cause.
Hope this helps
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:48, archived)
I'm a doctor. Please come in and take a seat. Now, what seems to be the problem and why should I care?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:36, archived)
Bollocks you're a doctor,
you just love fingering bumholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)
fp this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:53, archived)
We shall see.
www.b3ta.com/board/11056684
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:03, archived)
All killer, no filler, on this forum.
Well, no filler, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)
still, more interesting than work

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:22, archived)

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