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Happy valentines day
Remember: even hitler had a girlfriend.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:06, archived)
do you have a girlfriend?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:07, archived)
I'd like to think I do
But I don't think the NHS would like me fucking vulnerable adults
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:18, archived)
well somebody has to

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 11:59, archived)
even Hitler knew frisbees were for cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:10, archived)
I knew the Holocaust wasn't for the Jews :(

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:16, archived)
i got 5/7 on this week's quiz, got the first and last question wrong
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-26175012
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:18, archived)
i got 4
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:30, archived)
at least you tried :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:36, archived)
I'm not sure you wish people a happy valentines day, I don't think it works like christmas

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:36, archived)
Happy Valentines Frisbee!
From ?
X X X
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)

Roses are red,
Fuck off frisbee,
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:44, archived)
roses are gay
violets are gay
your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:45, archived)
Some classics last year, don't think we'll do any better
www.b3ta.com/talk/7627286
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:47, archived)
Time to wheel out an old fave:
www.b3ta.com/talk/7446488
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 11:05, archived)
<3
x x x
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
Best poem ever

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:53, archived)
It's not even the best poem I wrote today, you fool.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 12:16, archived)
Well, are you going to show us any of the others?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 12:35, archived)

No.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 12:40, archived)
Truly a talent to shame Wilde and Yeats.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 12:44, archived)
Everyone's very ashamed.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:01, archived)
Happy Valentines day
Kill yourself
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)
no u

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 12:48, archived)
no u

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)
o u gi'z!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:33, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:33, archived)
Good Morning The Doveston
Good Morning everybody xx
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:35, archived)
hey there forum chum

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:38, archived)
hope you have a *w*o*n*d*e*r*f*u*l* day

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:41, archived)
Hey Frog!, I for one find your posts absolutely RIBBETTING, ahahaha geddit!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:47, archived)
I do, outstanding work, I for one will be clicking 'i like this' and hoping it gets the position on the popular page this amazing post deserves

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:50, archived)
Yeah, it would be a terrible shame for this place if he CROAKED, hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:10, archived)
Oh I do hope we don't sound like TOADIES with all this adulation, ahahaha!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:36, archived)
this better not SPAWN another pun thread...
...they can be a TAD POLE arising for those forum contributors who struggle making puns such as myself
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:21, archived)
I find this highly unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:36, archived)
deal with it

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:38, archived)
morning doves, did you get my card?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:29, archived)
which one was yours?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:34, archived)
the best one obvs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:38, archived)
aww thanks hun xxx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:02, archived)
Booooooom!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:42, archived)
*shakes room*

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:52, archived)
lol, fat fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:37, archived)
:(
It's not fat, it's muscle.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:45, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:11, archived)
looooooooove
Is a many splendoured thiiiiiiing
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:46, archived)
i know

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:12, archived)
MORNINGGGGG
It's Friday and I've left my bloody wallet at home
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:49, archived)
release some farts from your bag until someone buys you lunch

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:12, archived)
fantastic idea!
Failing that if I do it just after lunch they'll bring theirs back up and I can pick through that.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:23, archived)
hello there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:58, archived)
mongy
can't be long till your big day now
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)
next wednesday doves, v v v excited

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:28, archived)
Happy Valentine's, everyone!
As a bunch of shut-in virgins, I trust this day can otherwise pass without note?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:00, archived)
don't tell me how to live my life

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:14, archived)
Why not?
You're clearly in need of some direction.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:24, archived)
roses are red
violets are blue
it's too fucking early
i need a poo
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:59, archived)
MAJOR TOM: THE NASA INVESTIGATION

I found this today. Thought it was great.


RESULTS OF NASA’S INQUIRY INTO FLIGHT PV-801:

Multiple lapses by Ground Control, compounded by astronaut error, led to the stranding in space of U.S.A.F. Major Thomas D. Ogletree (MAJOR TOM). Established procedures were not followed; flawed decision-making was rampant and systemic.

Below are excerpts from the official CAPCOM transcript, with comments by the investigators.

1. GROUND CONTROL: "Ground Control to Major Tom. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on."

The panel found the command to swallow nutritional supplements just moments before liftoff to be reckless and foolhardy.
In addition, the panel determined that T minus ten seconds was far too late in the launch sequence for Major Tom to “put [his] helmet on.” Consequently, his CO2 purge valve went unchecked, and he did not have time to rub his visor with anti-fog compound.

2. GROUND CONTROL: "Commencing countdown, engines on."

The panel found it bizarre to be “commencing countdown” near what is obviously the end of the countdown. In fact, a background voice can be heard saying “. . . six . . .” as the countdown is “commencing.”

Moreover, activating engine thrust requires a complex multi-step protocol, and cannot be accomplished merely by saying, “Engines on.” One investigator compared this to a small child ordering, “Car go fast!”

3. GROUND CONTROL: "Check ignition and may God’s love be with you."

At liftoff, capsule video clearly shows Major Tom, his mouth stuffed with protein pills, looking flummoxed. He paws at the control console (trying to check ignition?), then sees his helmet lying on the floor, still in its protective bag (!). The Major scrambles frantically, almost comically, to screw on the helmet as powerful g-forces buffet his body.

4. GROUND CONTROL: "This is Ground Control to Major Tom. You’ve really made the grade!"

This empty praise, just forty-six seconds into the flight, is perhaps intended to divert attention from the helmet fiasco. What is indisputable is that coolant is spraying wildly from the Major’s helmet seal.

5. GROUND CONTROL: ". . . and the papers want to know whose shirts you wear."

No corroboration could be found for this strange statement. Certainly, astronauts are not known for their snappy dress. (In recent years, the most discussed piece of astronaut fashion was a diaper.)

6. GROUND CONTROL: "Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare."

The panel felt that the gratuitous addendum “if you dare” showed poor judgment, and may have rattled Major Tom. (Later, we hear the even more baffling “Take out your comfort pillow if you dare.”)

7. MAJOR TOM: ". . . and I’m floating in a most peculiar way."

Panelists were incredulous that a seasoned astronaut could be unfamiliar with basic weightlessness. Lax training was cited.

8. MAJOR TOM: "For here am I sitting in a tin can."

This cheap shot at his spacecraft from the usually courteous Major is troubling. Is he beginning to unravel? At Cape Canaveral, the designers of the capsule can be heard sighing in humiliation.

9. MAJOR TOM: "Planet Earth is blue ."

Taxpayers who spent $4.8 billion on the mission were surely not thrilled with this banal observation.

10. MAJOR TOM: "..and there’s nothing I can do."

Sadly accurate, as vital silkworm experiments go undone, and no docking is achieved with the International Space Station, despite its location, just eighteen inches away.

11. MAJOR TOM: "..And I think my spaceship knows which way to go."

This remark cannot inspire confidence.

12. MAJOR TOM: "Tell my wife I love her very much . . . she knows."

Major Tom is not married.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

1. In future NASA missions, the use of Dyna-Z Protein POW!!! should be curtailed. The pills are unnecessary, and their source (the flight director’s daughter Melanie) creates a conflict of interest.

2. In no event should protein-pill consumption delay the far more critical putting on of the helmet.

3. Ground Control must project a calm, steady authority. Remarks like “Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong!” sound panicky and unprofessional. Better would be “Major Tom? We’re looking into a technical issue. Please stand by.”

4. If communication is interrupted, we suggest the standard “Do you copy? Over.” Repeatedly pleading “Can you hear me, Major Tom?” better suits a needy, neurotic lover than the world’s foremost space program.

5. Finally, a rescue mission should be launched at the earliest convenience to return Major Tom to Earth. The Major’s frequent call-ins to morning radio programs may be entertaining, but his erratic, hobo-like opinions and dirty language could alarm budding astronauts.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 6:22, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:45, archived)


Cheers talk.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:47, archived)
the things that you think are funny are not funny

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:49, archived)


Always a fucking pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:40, archived)
Hahahayeah.
You should really sick to stacking shelves.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:42, archived)


It really is a miserable pit in here, but I was warned.

So off back to the happy, rainbow utopia that is /links.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:45, archived)
We could do with some new blood around here,
but confusing this place for /links is a recipe for disaster.
I made a similar mistake with my first /board post.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:39, archived)
RoboCop remake really retarded
I saw the Robocop remake on opening day and it looked like absolute shit. It was nowhere near as good as the original...probably because it was a 12A film for the fucking kids to watch and buy the toys.
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 0:44, archived)
oh well
that's another franchise butchered then
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 0:48, archived)
we should rebuild it as a robot
so meta
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 0:48, archived)
dubs

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 0:48, archived)
nobody having these ones either?
guess I'll take 'em then
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 0:51, archived)
^clearly not seen Robocop 3 or the TV show or the comics.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 1:06, archived)
aye fair point
Robocop 3 was shit, never saw any of the other stuff. The video game was a bit of a mess as well.
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 1:09, archived)
I quite liked it on the Amiga. It wasn't too shite.
Not as good as James Pond 2: Robocod though. That was ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 2:01, archived)
^all of this
top game
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 2:25, archived)
RoboCop 3 was a disgrace!
Everything about that film was absolute bullshit! I can name 3 things that was wrong in it.

1. Anne Lewis gets killed off.
2. Barely any elements or literally EVERYTHING from the first film was in this.
3. You want to talk how downhill this went? Alright...RoboCop has a jetpack. A FUCKING JETPACK. Done.
(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 1:39, archived)
[c] Hey SSG, what does a mermaid eat for breakfast?
Toast and mermalade.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:35, archived)
wank wank wankyhahaha
that's terrible brb.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:38, archived)
It's like mermite.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)
I like cheese on toast.
Gorgonzola.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:52, archived)
you'd probably like rarebit

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:53, archived)
how is that a pun about mythological monsters?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:54, archived)
think about it

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:55, archived)
no you're going to have to explain it soz

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:56, archived)
obviously your racist ideology is blinding your logic

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:58, archived)
dumb slapper doesnt even know her basics

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:58, archived)
are you two bullying me again?
you know I don't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:59, archived)
woah now, playing the bully card? some hypocrite you are

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:01, archived)
I'm going to bed,
not putting up with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:02, archived)
make sure you have a long hard think about what you've done

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)
I don't even know what I've done.
i do like rarebit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)
oh so now when it is convenient to the conversation
you happen to know about the mythological monster, i see
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:12, archived)
you dont get to throw that word around

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:02, archived)
i'm not throwing it,
just putting it on the table.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
MERRMERMEEERMMNNNERMMNNNN

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:31, archived)
Man walks into a doctors office says I feel like a pair of curtains....

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)
thats your lookout

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)
Fuck off spaz

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:40, archived)
please refrain from the bad language, this is a family friendly forum

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)
Mods fingering dogs is definitely family friendly
I know because my dad fingered dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:45, archived)
And your dad's dog fingered you

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)
Fuck off mr morning

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)
mr morning sir

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:50, archived)
Fuck off mr morning sir

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)
fuck off you fucking fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:29, archived)
Alright prick wanker. How's your shit mother doing these days fuckfunt?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:51, archived)
that painting in the mr bean movie
after he ruined the painting and redrew it and had it hanging over his bed at home, that painting is terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)
Thursdays seem to be quite busy these days
Is that cos you are a benefit cheat?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:50, archived)
yeh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:51, archived)
I appreciate your honesty

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)
doctor says 'get out of my surgery you mental cunt'

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:51, archived)

'get out of my surgery you mental cunt' 'I'm going to need to examine your prostate'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:32, archived)
Fucking faggot shit stabbing uphill gardener richard spere

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:52, archived)
Also that's shit that

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)
clickin dis for realz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)
Phishing cunt

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:40, archived)
dunno what that means soz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:42, archived)
Get an education then you spastic fuck face

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)
^upsetm

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:52, archived)
you're totes the best teacher

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:53, archived)
Your the totes best boring person I know

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)
alright friz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:58, archived)
Alright the doves better looking twin twat
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)
Fuck I was working hard for that title

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:59, archived)
gutted

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:02, archived)
Yes TD we all know you're a fat bastard

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
you're obvs well jel xxx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)
You like jelly
Lolzz
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:16, archived)
Fucking homo

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:21, archived)
no swearing please

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:51, archived)
You are a right cymbal you aren't you

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 23:53, archived)
no i don't think so

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 0:04, archived)
#ofstedweekover
Yeah so huge sigh of relief
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:29, archived)
dunno what that means soz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:30, archived)
Dunno who you are soz

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:41, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:44, archived)
Is your name Dave?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
deep down, we're all Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:38, archived)
Deep down we all want to be Dave (y) jones locker

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)
is that some sort of gay euphemism?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:46, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:49, archived)
I liked all the whining stuff you had to say downthreadses, if you can find someone else to do the same it will all get on the popular page.
You know, if it's important to you or summink.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:44, archived)
got bored of it only dave trouser took it serious and hes never even here

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)
I am really always here.
Just waiting, for the right moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
Fuck off n00b

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:48, archived)
You can take that attitude back to qotw.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:55, archived)
Your face is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:56, archived)
I bet your hands smell of hammers too.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:58, archived)
You're funny because Chris Morris.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
Maybe if you joined in then people would think it wasn't cool any more and would stop doing it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:10, archived)
dont be so harsh on yourself
you are better than these people
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:18, archived)
WANK WANK WANKY WANK

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
i really dont get why you continue to do this
it doesnt affect me it only affects yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:08, archived)
we really are just trolls trolling trolls now arnt we

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:12, archived)
I'm struggling to work out who is upset now

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:13, archived)
jews and scousers normally

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
and the japanese

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:38, archived)
do they have emotions?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:43, archived)
When that happens, our work is done.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:14, archived)
#solidaritybrother

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:41, archived)
With you bro
#bros
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:16, archived)
WINKY WINK WINK!
Am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:08, archived)
at least its original to some broader extent of the meaning of the word

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:09, archived)
I dunk knowk whatk thatk isk sozk

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:17, archived)
You know when you go to the dentists and he cleans the back of your teeth with that drill thing so they feel all smooth
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:25, archived)
When your mouth is all numb and shit
Your dentist feels your gums with his cock
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
i find it abrasive

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:29, archived)
You're all pansies, and if we were to have a fight I'd win every time #yolo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:15, archived)
I bet you a jam tart that you're wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:16, archived)
But would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:17, archived)

chocolate soggy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:20, archived)
oh that's your game is it? I see, I'm gonna have to have a serious think about whether I could trust you in a combat situation

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:21, archived)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:27, archived)
fuck a horse
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:38, archived)

I cant even in words say what I just found out.. I am SHOCKED and want to tell and let my friends and family be made aware so they can make sure their children are safe!!! Angelica stayed home from school today and thank GOD she did. Because she was on her ipod playing a game called talking angela, which is similar to talking tom, anyway as she is sitting next to me this interactive cat says to her hi angelica where is your brother? She says o hes right here next to me the cat says o cool, then the cat says so what do you do for fun? Ang says I dont know, (now im being quiet and listening because I think its weird this angela cat knows she has a brother and is talking to her like a person) then its voice changes and in some weird robotic voice it says angelica when u date what do u do on your dates? She looked at me got red in the face and said nothing, then it said stick out your touunge, ill stick mine out too, it said what are some things u can do with your tounge? I can find many things to do with my tounge it said it said lets intrract w our toungues. I that point I had heard enough I zaid ang shut it off now! I was freaked out called the police departnrnt they came to the house saif they would have the internet investigations unit andpedofile investigations unit look into it, they called me an hour latet and said something is behind that cat!!! They dont know if it is local or over seas. While the police officer was there and ang was talking to him she told the police officer saturday night her cousin and her were on the app w angela and it asked the girls their names what her brothers name was what school they BOTH went to, and it took a picture of angelica!!! This is under serious investigation right now! When I googled talking angela I cant even begin to tell you what creepy stuff came up! Google it for yourselves please!! But some things are the cat asking girls for their phone numbers! And if theyve had their firat kiss!!! Take this app off your phone please! Theres a big chance thid cpuld be a door for pedofiles.the police said they have seen thing *like* this but never actually through a childs app but that they are not putting it past them! The girls told angela the cat on saturday their names and she had a brother and then on monday morning when angelica turned the app back on, It remebered her name and that she had a brother!!! These things ARENT supposed to ask you questions!!! and especially not questions about dating toungues or kissing!! I am disgusted! I dont feel safe at all right now! Knowing that there was some creep talking to my daughter and my neice through a talking app!!! Please if you have this app or any like it the police are saying take it off of your phone!!! Copy and share and send out PLEASE! This word needs to spread! I pray the ocean county investigators can crack this thing open!!!!!
So please if your KIDS use this app please shut it down. Because SOME KIDS told them the name of the school they went to and is now on red alert at the school, and please PASS this on to ALL your friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:27, archived)
can you sum that up cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:31, archived)
Paedos using an app to take picture of kids with their tongues out according to a Facebook spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:31, archived)
wait why

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:39, archived)
I dunno, go ask one.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:39, archived)
i did lol get it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:44, archived)
HAHA I GOT DONE!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx4ixXQFUQY
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:48, archived)
I'm glad you're on my side.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)
UNODAT BBC

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:58, archived)
ever decreasing circles on bbc four right now starting

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:00, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:03, archived)
Come on now, there's no neewanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:10, archived)
oh ha fucking ha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:10, archived)
I couldn't resist.
It is shit though. But it'll pass.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:12, archived)
you know that it will carry on indefinitely,
popping its ugly head up occasionally and "hilariously"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:13, archived)
you know what is funny though?
ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:13, archived)
and bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:16, archived)
God's on the popular page, which suggests people are tired of wanky wank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:18, archived)
i knew that the burden of proof wasnt on me for once

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:18, archived)
with 2 votes,
which is as much as most of the wanky posts got.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:21, archived)
I think it's time to consider _Felix's suggestion
It's not worth the hassle of maintaining /talk on those stats.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:25, archived)
especially wanking ducks

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:17, archived)
yeah, ducks eh,
wank wank wank wank wank
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:21, archived)
How rude.
I was talking about the Cantonese culinary speciality.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:31, archived)
O< - QWANK!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:24, archived)
_Felix made a good point though
The talk board was created when the main board got too fast to keep up. Maybe now everything is slow it's time to merge back. And then there'd be less wanky wank and more people and creativity.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:15, archived)
it is worth a try,
although dave trouser would probably try to ruin that too
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:16, archived)
Yeah, well, he's a definite wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:18, archived)
i dunno why he's so intent on ruining the forum

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:20, archived)
What a twat

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:26, archived)
Yes, the mostly absent Dave Trouser is ruiner of all things.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:27, archived)
coming over here, taking our posts, jobs, women, and now wanking!
Audacious.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:29, archived)
well you're the only one who bit so i'm guessing you're responsible

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:30, archived)
Yeah I totally did!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:52, archived)
wank wank wank wank wanky wank wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:09, archived)
oh i suppose that username is supposed to be humorous too

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:10, archived)
Decent crashes in yon slope style wank.
I bet you prefer figure skating. Wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:40, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:43, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:43, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:46, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:52, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:54, archived)
this is so pathetic that any of you cant come up with your own ideas
sad really i pity you
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:56, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:57, archived)
Is it really annoying you?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:57, archived)
i just dont get the point, its completely unoriginal and essentially ruining what was left of /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:01, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:02, archived)
seriously though its pathetic and more than a little needy

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:03, archived)

needy wanky
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:05, archived)
Winding you up is not needy, and your stupid schoolboy psychology won't work in stopping it.
Seriously, you've been here since the beginning, you should know better than to tell us all when some brief fad is annoying you - it serves only to perpetuate it. You goon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:05, archived)

all that wank wanky wank wank wanky wank
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:07, archived)
you're not winding me up you're ruining /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:09, archived)
I think you'll find that happened a long time ago :(
This place was something once. Now look at it. Full of wank.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:11, archived)
yeh and its exactly this kind of behaviour that ruined a thing that was once a good place to go
and a useful place to pick up fatties
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:12, archived)
and skinnies

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:28, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:44, archived)
You've been crying that tired line since forever.
/talk hasn't changed, you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:17, archived)
you're the one ruining the place not me
don't turn it around on me
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:18, archived)
he's changed by crying that tired line since forever?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:20, archived)
MGT DOES IT AGAIN!
FLAWLESS TOUCHDOWN
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:30, archived)
he's not even making any sense now which
is proven to be the sign of someone racked with guilt
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:31, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/mtfu/post2038091
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:00, archived)
hands up who's getting tired of the wanky wank wank thing

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:15, archived)
alright God
How's it hanging? I'm not that bothered about the wanky wank thing. It'll pass, like all of Frank's obsessive post things.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:20, archived)
I've feared becoming bored with wanking since about 1988 but fortunately it's never happened.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:23, archived)
Oh, and do we get icons for popular forum member mongychops' birthday?
I can't believe we would miss that event.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:24, archived)
Fuck off back to /board. The Popular Page don't lie.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:26, archived)
If people stopped joining in, it would pass. They are as much to blame as Frank's mental illness.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:35, archived)
Oh, go and get fucked you idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:36, archived)
Don't be a fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:45, archived)
^upsetm

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:58, archived)
i think i made that clear earlier on,
yes it is tedious and unnecessary
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:57, archived)
looks like you're the only one troubled by it so far, though

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:05, archived)
With Your love I am sure I will get through these dark and difficult times.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:09, archived)

love finger
times stools
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:24, archived)
Also ... if wanking is annoying then why has the chief weepmonger scaryduck made the qftw a qftwank?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:11, archived)
Anything minor that upsets people is just splendid and tremendous.
I mean, some peopWANKY WANK WANKY WANK WANK WANKY WANK
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:26, archived)
It's the funniest thing on this site at the moment.
Make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:27, archived)
Gonna make a wank out of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:37, archived)
Yoffy curls his fingers
and his cock is there
puts his palm in motion
and his semen fills the air
Yoffy grips it tighter
and his foreskin straightens out
Yoffy strokes it backward
and a purple head peeps out
These hands were made for wanking, and wanking they must do.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:43, archived)
I only see it when Frankophiles repeat it, or when I check the popular page.
Just ignore it and it'll find something else to do.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:38, archived)
Dickhead.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:41, archived)
You ought to smite more.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:42, archived)
is that you volunteering?

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:43, archived)
im a bit late sorry
wank wank wanker
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:55, archived)
HAHA LOOK NOW GOD'S DOING IT!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:12, archived)
and yet freebase still cracks me up every time I go on /board
he just never stops being funny!
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 5:23, archived)
wank wank wanky wank

(#1, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:24, archived)
*money shots*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:27, archived)
wanky wanky wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:29, archived)
give it a rest this is infuriating

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:38, archived)
lol soz m8

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:52, archived)
lol not soz really

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:09, archived)
Hi GeordieJay.
I'm going to go for a poo now, bbl.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:55, archived)
Snapchat me a pic bbz

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 18:01, archived)
wanky wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:43, archived)
the popular page should be renamed the wanky wanky wank wank page

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:21, archived)
i don't approve of it at all

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:24, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:24, archived)
disappointing

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:29, archived)
oh come on this place would be dead on its arse if it wasn't for wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:31, archived)
wanky wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:31, archived)
you should tell off topic this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:30, archived)
Afternoon
oh we did this earlier didn't we
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:20, archived)
hhaahaahaaa this place cracks me up

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:37, archived)
what does giraffe taste like?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:40, archived)
panda

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:43, archived)
unicorn

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:47, archived)
dunno what does YOUR affe taste like hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:48, archived)
I don't get it, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
oh wait

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
no, still don't get it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
that's 'cause you're thick

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)
stop bullying me

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:18, archived)
it's horrible, you basically have to just neck it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:27, archived)
get it?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:11, archived)
like giraffe

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:48, archived)
k, got to ask you to moderate your language a bit, that's pretty offensive right there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:49, archived)
Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:50, archived)
popular page looks good

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:50, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:44, archived)
frank

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:49, archived)
christ, just shut the fuck up will you, no one's reading all that shit you type

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:54, archived)
fuck me
someone's got a turgid jam rag in haven't they?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:16, archived)
^upset^

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)
The Coasters' revival left a lot to be desired.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:55, archived)
Sh-boom sh-boom Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da
Sh-boom sh-boom Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da
Sh-boom sh-boom Ya-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da Da, sh-wank
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:57, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:58, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)
wank wanky wank

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:04, archived)
wanky wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:04, archived)
wanks for the mammaries.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)
I-IIIII want to wank you for giving me the best day of my life

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:06, archived)
+r
+a
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)
wankaty wank wank wank

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)
wank this way

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:15, archived)
Great Uncle Jock McDawson was such a generous man
that he was always giving people a wank or wanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:22, archived)
present

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:07, archived)
SLY FINGER ROUND THE BINS

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:19, archived)
It's the final wank down

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
america misses out on wank

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:45, archived)

w fr
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 16:05, archived)
what's your favourite song from 1999?
and if it's not mr oizo's flat beat, explain why
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:02, archived)
Achy Breaky Heart

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:03, archived)
I liked anything that was vaguely millennium themed

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10, archived)
will 2k

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, archived)
I like how he doesn't have to swear to be cool like other rappers do

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:30, archived)
Look At Me by Geri Halliwell, she's awfully good

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:27, archived)
The death of Ginger Spice will forever be a piece of pop history

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:48, archived)
I don't think anyone needs to justify their dislike for Flat Beat.
Worst of all the Levi's themes.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:36, archived)
i just noticed i've had toothpaste on my shirt all day and nobody has pointed it out to me
:( :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)
Prolly think it's spunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:21, archived)
Babylon Zoo were a bit naff.
The cool bit from the ad was just the intro to that terrible 'Spaceman' song.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:49, archived)
Quite.
I recall a decent remix that mashed the intro and outro together, with a bit of filler, creating a passable dance choon. I also remember creating my own version on the PC, making a .wav of the whole thing and deleting the middle, leaving me with a mercifully brief version.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)
Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy, Hey Girl
or Geri halliwell - Mi Chico Latino.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)
remember atb, 9pm till i come?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:54, archived)
yer, it was shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)
I quite liked "Don't Stop"
Which was basically that, but better.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
S Club 7?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)
No thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:23, archived)
S Club Juniors then

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:48, archived)
Paedo

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:54, archived)
^upset^

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:55, archived)
Wiggle wiggle

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:03, archived)
I liked his follow-up single.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:54, archived)
prolly Bambataa by Shy FX

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)
We agree on something musical!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
there was a song that went 'its the year 2000, if theres anyone out there, if your from another planet raise your hands in the air' or saink, never been able to find it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
You're welcome
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D8coBu6SlE
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
ha thx

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:37, archived)
Prince

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:22, archived)
I liked the one where there was a nuclear holocaust and the moon flew off into space and had adventures.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:26, archived)
The Sound of Music 2: This Time it's Personal!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:33, archived)
September 13th 1999
Moon thrown from Earth's orbit
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:44, archived)
I think this might have been a dream one night when you forgot to take your special pills.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:48, archived)
Top o' the afternoon to ye

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:13, archived)
So it is to be sure so I am so you are so it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)
POTATOS!
It's not stereotypically racist, I'm part Irish. I mean my grandad was even buried with the tri-colours on his coffin.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)
Is the spelling of potatoes ironic or idiotic?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)
What a twat, everyone knows the plural of "potatoe" is "potatoes".
/Dan Quayle
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:44, archived)
How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
None!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:38, archived)
woah, i can't believe you stole from me the joke that i stole from someone else

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41, archived)
you can't prove anything

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=how+many+potatoes+does+it+take
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:44, archived)
you should definitely sue

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)
Maybe I stole that joke from Jesse Dart after I read it in 2008?
forums.leedsfestival.com/m307260.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)
i've had it up to here with your bullshit excuses

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:51, archived)
sorry I can't see where you're pointing

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
yeah, exactly

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
now you know how your patients feel

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:01, archived)
ive got to go to paddy land soon to see my uncle, wank

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:26, archived)
<s>,</s>

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)
Make sure you visit some of our fine locations that contain whatever it is that tourists like.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:32, archived)
Rain. Sausages. Twee little abandoned places they can imagine their remote ancestors living romantic rural lives.
All plump rosy cheeks and Timotei-shiny ginger hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:36, archived)
Prostitutes.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:37, archived)
devonshire cream teas

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)
You have to drink some real guinness made from the water from the river Liffy!
And kiss a blarney stone and see giant's causeway and catch a leprechaun and visit Father Ted and get blown up by a nailbomb.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41, archived)
i had a piss on the blarney stone

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)
blarney rubble

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)
i dont drink alcohol, do they do non-alcoholic guinness?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)
are you not starting again after tomorrow, or are you one of these 'reformed characters' now?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
You're so much less fun since you became a Mahommetan.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)
Pre-afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:17, archived)
my favourite song from 1997 has to be dario g's sunchyme

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:29, archived)
No diggty was a winner

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:39, archived)
I find it hard to choose between Barbie Girl and Mmmbop

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:53, archived)
tubthumping was released in 1997
and candle in the wind, what a great year
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:55, archived)
r.i.p. diana alway's in are harts xoxox

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:07, archived)
what about that one about tequila? i like tequila

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)
Let's not forget that the spice girls were at their peak at this point as well

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:18, archived)
They could be at my peak in the 1990s, if you know what I mean.
I don't know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:37, archived)
i wonder if we will get the valentine icons

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:45, archived)
if manolith hadn't killed himself he would probably have sorted this out for us :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:49, archived)
as seems to be the way nowadays, we should probably make an icon for manolith since he's dead

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:54, archived)
In the short time i knew him i do miss him

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:17, archived)
He's not dead, he just went on a 4 week holiday to Battersea Dog's Home.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:27, archived)
Will we get a new manolith who looks slightly different from the old one and doesn't come when called by the same name?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:46, archived)
Mine's good to go already.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:52, archived)
likewise

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:15, archived)
stuj better leave me the fuck alone then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:23, archived)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:45, archived)
As is mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:42, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:52, archived)
sup

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:52, archived)
morning is wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:54, archived)
anything south of Cheshire is France

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:56, archived)
I live closer to france than I do to where I work. true story.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:59, archived)
nearly my birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:55, archived)
it must be great to be 30, sober and looking as good as you do, Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:57, archived)
sometimes it feels a bit of a burden but i cope

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:00, archived)
a shining example for us all

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:23, archived)
I love Thursday!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:05, archived)
fuck you Shammers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:22, archived)
I love EVERY day!
Joy joy joy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:34, archived)
morning
Don't know what all these people with flooded houses are complaining about, I just got caught in a brief downpour, without an umbrella, and am now a bit wet - you don't hear me demanding assistance from the Environment Agency or the military.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:44, archived)
dunno why they dont just chill and fish

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:47, archived)
Unless they only have futons, their furniture should keep them clear of the water.
Anyone with a bait & tackle shop should be making a killing, right now.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:52, archived)
surely someone should open up a shop
that deals solely in polystyrene and plastic furniture that floats and can be rinsed off.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:36, archived)
Floating domiciles are probably the answer.
Put down decent anchors, have stretchy pipework for water, gas and so on, we'd all be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:19, archived)
morning mr h and also other /talkers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:45, archived)
aight

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:52, archived)
thanks mongy you've just reminded me I need to transfer some money to pay for tonight's collection

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:02, archived)
im taking product to leeds saturday apparently

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:42, archived)
makes sense, you wouldn't want to head up there without

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:59, archived)
morning
there's no weather here today
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:52, archived)
Didn't realise there was b3tan on the ISS.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:53, archived)
Is ISS is some kind of poncey code for Pontypridd?
If so then yes there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 8:56, archived)
pontypridd? gutted

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:05, archived)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:34, archived)
the bunch of grapes is alright though

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:16, archived)
Full of coppers and solicitors.
Good grub tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:27, archived)
have they pulled up the pavement where they'd written some of ian watkins' lyrics yet?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)
yeah already done

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
Long gone, days after he pleaded guilty.
Are you googling all this or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:51, archived)
no, i live in cardiff

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:23, archived)
gutted

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
Poor H. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:06, archived)
If parts of Wales need to be blasted from the face of the Earth,
I can't see there being too much opposition.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:14, archived)
I will be quite happy to volunteer
to lead the initial drilling and blasting teams into the blackness that is wales to initiate plan "chisel wales off into the sea"

playing one weekend of rugby there jaded my views on the welsh for life.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:35, archived)
If we got rid of all the rugby twats Wales would be just about tolerable.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:39, archived)
well just the twats in general

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:49, archived)
Bit harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:38, archived)
There are parts of Wales
where you're made to feel like a weirdo for not having shit tattoos.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:28, archived)
There are parts of Wales
where you're made to feel like a weirdo for not having more than 11 toes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:52, archived)
Hahahayeah. As if that's a real place.
It's like Ballamory or Camberwick Green.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:33, archived)
or Whitstable.
I used to live there. Was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:45, archived)
mourning

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 9:29, archived)
Is /talk officially dead, now?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:16, archived)
UUUURGH, BRAIIIIINSSS....

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:18, archived)
Send... more...
morning threads!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:26, archived)
13 ghosts on SyFy
Good soundtrack. Kinda fun film. Better than having a wanky wanky wank wank wank
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:24, archived)
bloody hell that's shit
where's mongers and the guy who used to do this job properly?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:25, archived)
It's total shit
But the soundtrack was sounding alright until the adverts and then the soundtracks sounded shite
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:37, archived)
it's shit but has a very short scary moment
from memory
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:47, archived)
Rah Diggah was in it, when being a rapper meant you automatically got film roles

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:47, archived)
That was the dovestons first role saying "morning" in a feature film
His dad's were so proud
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:05, archived)
fucking bad use of an apostrophe there

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:12, archived)
It fell

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:16, archived)
Off your mums tongue

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:18, archived)
And another, where will it end up?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:26, archived)
I dunno
On your mums tongue I am guessing she's a slut
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:28, archived)
' '

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:29, archived)
Paedo

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:18, archived)
rapist

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:24, archived)
FRIENDS FOREVER I LOVE YOU

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:28, archived)
#ofsted
Yeah how are you lot you cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:45, archived)
i dont get it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:56, archived)
You wouldn't you are a child after all

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)
#molests

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)
oh ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:25, archived)
Suck me off

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:28, archived)
prick
I hate ofsted. It makes both of the current mrs horrible's lives unhappy for no apparent reason. On the other hand, it has a job to do.

Also, fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 22:58, archived)
They are in my place now.
Horrible time
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:18, archived)
Also you were daft enough as was I
To get together with someone that works in the same establishment/role/brothel as you
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)
I hate exam season
I end up doing all the cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:46, archived)
That sucks I hate the kiddy fiddling season
I end up doing all the fiddling
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:19, archived)
Their job has been distorted by Conservative scum.
Labour fucked shit up too, obvs, but tory cunts are far less subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:27, archived)
I fucking hate that broadband advert where a cunt says garage wrong

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:10, archived)
no that's the joke he says it wrong deliberately

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:13, archived)
I can't believe BT could be so devious

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:16, archived)
haha this place would be dead on its arse without you

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:16, archived)
haha wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:18, archived)
You missed a
Wank off
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:22, archived)
you'd never miss a wank-off

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 23:46, archived)
I think that was the POINT I was making

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 0:19, archived)

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