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this is no time of day to be getting up.
morning
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:26, archived)

fucking right

(piss and shit, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:28, archived)

got a poo coming through so that's good
nice chicken poo with 7 herbs and spices
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:38, archived)

4 short of a firelog!
i.pinimg.com/originals/5f/78/b7/5f78b728fd1d37c6a25d05f96cd7dcb9.jpg
(Flesh Gordon chop'n broccoli, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:42, archived)

too many spices
nobody can plop at that speed
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:47, archived)

au contraire

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:02, archived)

4fingers...
...of whiskey, rise and shine!
(Flesh Gordon chop'n broccoli, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:37, archived)

fortunately there is oxygen on this planet

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 5:39, archived)

please don't mention whiskey again

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 7:54, archived)

urgh
I got my Thursday and Friday nights mixed up last night, going to be a long day
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 7:54, archived)

get back on it you lightweight

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:40, archived)

oh I will m8, I will

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:47, archived)

cheers

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 9:12, archived)

cheers

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:07, archived)

cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 11:20, archived)

can't be arsed today

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:39, archived)

^

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 9:15, archived)

looks like I'm going to spend most of the day exploring this site:
www.ravensbourne.ac.uk/bbc-motion-graphics-archive/bbc-archive-search
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:57, archived)

that's great eh

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 11:39, archived)

I've lost around 2 hours in there so far

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 12:05, archived)

heil hitler
heil all
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broadsword, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:40, archived)

heil

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 8:47, archived)

heil

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:34, archived)

hi al

(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:52, archived)

strikey an

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 11:24, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 9:11, archived)

This probably is

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 9:36, archived)

Belated morning
Friday yessssssss
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:01, archived)

I know it's not relevant, but DJ Yoda really is a cunt, isn't he?
And his fans are even worse, lapping up his kooky Jive Bunny shit, they should all be executed.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:02, archived)

yep, he's dreadful

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:08, archived)

I have a mix CD of his and it starts with Blister in the Sun
Now, I don't mind the Violent Femmes, but I don't want to hear it on a hip hop mix.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:17, archived)

he's a waki prick

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:18, archived)

you, I mean

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:18, archived)

haha, tell us about your customers with funny names, that's always well rofl!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:19, archived)

sergeant bytheway

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:35, archived)

Captain Theass

(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:51, archived)

major dick

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 10:53, archived)

Colonel panic

(dribble, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 12:04, archived)

Jonny Fuckinglol

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 13:54, archived)

Johnny Dungarees.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 27 Nov 2020, 14:23, archived)

alright fanny's, how's it going
got a side of salmon curing in the fridge ready for smoking tomorrow night, very excited about that. Anything exciting going on round your way?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:00, archived)

some poos, some wees

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:06, archived)

some needy beakers, brb's

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:14, archived)

may all your doughnuts turn out like fannies!
fuck I'm bored
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:12, archived)

now I'm on this classic, super-early Micky Finn number
www.youtube.com/watch?v=22TcDDxQGOM&feature=emb_logo
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:23, archived)

just realised I've had this record for a good 25 years and I've never played the b-side before
it's not bad

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDniSwDDWnE
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:25, archived)

i heard it's a real stinger!
hahaha
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:15, archived)

always loved this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrsSMNggfHk&feature=youtu.be&t=2149
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:20, archived)

that's fucking dreadful m8 no offence

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:18, archived)

probably got wax in your ears

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:20, archived)

pardon?

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:22, archived)

i said
oh haha you got me
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:23, archived)

clever, huh?

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:35, archived)

yes. i shall call you big brain from now on.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:46, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiVwD_ax4Hc
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:27, archived)

reminds me of the theme tune from Phoenix Nights

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:30, archived)

never heard it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 15:10, archived)

Dah dah dah, dah dah , da dah dah

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 4:00, archived)

Hot Wax

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:30, archived)

Candles with tits

(dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:47, archived)

Scented floating bath candles with rudimentary genitals

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 1:44, archived)

I like this verr' much
all the aircraft engines at the beginning gave me Bomb The Bass flashbacks
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:35, archived)

people used to go nuts when it was played at raves
takes me right back every time
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:38, archived)

I want to go clubbing now

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:40, archived)

how about this masterpiece
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBi-IR3nXWI

I think it's the first ever tune you could class as jungle, a good 3 years before it was a thing

This one would be a good one for ol' Hitler's speakers, the bassline is immense
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:42, archived)

Great tune and also a shout-out to whoever did the mixing, amazing depth of sound
Also I think this one might have been on the stereo a lot chez Prodigy at around the time they wrote "Break & Enter".
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:56, archived)

production really is ace isn't it?
as someone who's fannied around trying to make tunes here and there over the years, it's a lot harder to achieve than you might think
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:02, archived)

my cousin's big into all that sort of thing, he did it for a living for a while
he used to get bigly pissed off with guitarists fiddling with their control knobs in the middle of gigs when he'd already set up everything perfectly from the desk
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:05, archived)

reminds me of that excruciating early Stone Roses TV appearance where they did exactly that and tripped the whole system
And there's Ian Brown standing there like the fucking penis he is, complaining about 'amateurs' lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:52, archived)

here it is, fucking hilarious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wK9on_AL-k
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:53, archived)

Lol, plonkers

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:47, archived)

their bass player is a FOF, he's apparently a good laugh*, think he's in Primal Scream now

*well, as much as any Mancunian can be
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:02, archived)

Mani left Primal Scream when the Roses reformed, they subsequently hired Deb Googe from MBV on bass
No idea who plays bass for them now, their last decent record was nearly 20 years ago.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:05, archived)

riveting stuff m8 - thanks 4 sharin

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:17, archived)

just correcting your music trivia mistake m8, don't mention it, you incorrigible namedropper

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:19, archived)

I had their first couple of albums on cassette
Storm the studio and that self titled one
One is pretty much a remake of the other

Very different to their later work, but enjoyably bonkers
(dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:17, archived)

Mister president/ wanna go for a ride?

(dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:18, archived)

interesting bunch, not mad on a lot of it but boundary-pushers and experimenters for sure

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:19, archived)

Subliminal sandwich might be the best of those few I've heard

(dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:29, archived)

Big beats are the best, get sandwiches all the time.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:38, archived)

so London is Tier 2, whaddabite ye nigh?

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:21, archived)

See what the boozers do about this substantial meal nonsense

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:27, archived)

yeah how is that calculated, price, calories, what?

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:30, archived)

according to the ever-reliable Sun:
it's understood that the government's definition of a substantial meal is a "full breakfast, main lunchtime or evening meal".

The LGA said: "It would be difficult to argue that a single sausage roll or a snack pork pie constitutes a main meal.

"Whereas if it was served plated with accompaniments such as vegetables, salad, potatoes it could be considered substantial."
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:32, archived)

But I'm on a low calorie diet , so I'll have a slim fast and vodka

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:36, archived)

double lemon slice in my gin only please, I'm anorexic
don't discriminate against my condition

oh yeah, and ten Heinekens as well please
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:41, archived)

doesn't it curdle?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:18, archived)

what are the bets it's going to come down to "not just chips"?

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:38, archived)

I suppose if you're a publican you'll be very happy to insist that people buy a full meal in order to drink
there's going to be a lot of barely-touched stone cold plates of food going in the bin at closing time
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:39, archived)

The pub my mate jim goes to in liverpool just did a bowl of stew for a quid

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:43, archived)

'pan scouse' no doubt

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:48, archived)

Well yeah but I'm not typing northern shit

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:08, archived)

not when you could be eating it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:23, archived)

sounds like the old penny farthing in queens square

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:56, archived)

Put a fish finger and half a dozen peas on the plate too
suddenly it's classed as a meal
(dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:34, archived)

Load of bollocks that the whole of London is Tier 2
When it's riddled with plague infested parts as bad as many of the Tier 3 places up North & getting worse. Wouldn't be surprised if that goes up to 3 before the Christmas break.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 15:20, archived)

just installed my new chair
it's really comfy
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:42, archived)

my home office chair is fucking awful, some metal folding shit from Argos by the looks of it

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:52, archived)

i had a piece of shit for ages
this is luxury
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:56, archived)

Just thinking what to have for lunch
Bacon and egg sandwich or a Cadbury's caramel and a packet of scampi fries
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:43, archived)

pastrami, gherkin and emmental toastie here

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 12:51, archived)

Bit early for getting gherkins

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:10, archived)

From a jar?

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broadsword, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:13, archived)

Hes cunted mate, no point asking him

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:14, archived)

*pisses pants*

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:44, archived)

Haven't had pastrami in years

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:42, archived)

I plan to make my own at some point
long process though
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 13:54, archived)

i would imagine so

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:34, archived)

What have you cured it of?
lol!!!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:54, archived)

LOL!!!!!!
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 15:27, archived)

salmonella!
lolz!!!
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:48, archived)

genuine loud laugh here

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:51, archived)

*finger guns*

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 16:55, archived)

*fingers gnu*

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:08, archived)

Excellent.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Nov 2020, 17:51, archived)

s
lmo
la!
(dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 18:33, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 0:54, archived)

morning

(dribble, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 0:58, archived)

morning

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 6:58, archived)

morning

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broadsword, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:18, archived)

morning

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:48, archived)

morning

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broadsword, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 10:43, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 8:43, archived)

morning

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broadsword, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:18, archived)

morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 7:56, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 8:43, archived)

morning

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broadsword, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:18, archived)

Alright Richard
At 10 on Worldwidefm.net Giles Peterson's doing a show with Dennis Bovell, then the lads from Channel One are on after.

JAH BLESS!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:47, archived)

nice

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:50, archived)

morning

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 8:10, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 8:43, archived)

morning

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broadsword, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:19, archived)

morning

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broadsword, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:18, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:31, archived)

GOOOOOOD MOOOOORNING B3TANAAAAAM

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:37, archived)

blanked
lol
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 11:26, archived)

lol

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 11:34, archived)

Poopo

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:39, archived)

Poopo

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:45, archived)

hullo m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 10:12, archived)

poo and wee and plops

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:25, archived)

Pweps, maybe yours

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:35, archived)

steady on m8, no need for blue language

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:37, archived)

I was hoping to use this forum in my cats’ home-schooling curriculum. That hope is now dashed.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:39, archived)

all is not lost though m8

For 5,000 years the Chinese have kept this acupressure trick locked and sealed.

But the TRUTH is finally out.

By pressing this anus pressure point for 7 seconds you can dramatically shrink an inflamed prostate.

But only a few people know where this tricky pressure point is located exactly.

Watch this video to see where this pressure point is and how easy it is to get rid of prostate problems.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:48, archived)

you have to wonder what I clicked on to get on this particular email list eh

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:49, archived)

i gotchu fam
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:52, archived)

my mum bought me that for my birthday!

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:03, archived)

Not working or you not practicing

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:17, archived)

You've no idea how much worse I'd be if I didn't do my 100 daily anus-constrictions

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:20, archived)

i bet nobody shakes hands with you even outside the corona window

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:05, archived)

she didn't consider a tuppeny upright?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:21, archived)

The anus needs further de-mystification really.
Some people claim beneficial effects just by pointing it at the sun.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:57, archived)

i thought my anus was the sun tbh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:03, archived)

poo language lol

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:51, archived)

And now Maradona, damn you co...caine

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:23, archived)

al

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:56, archived)

Top Facebook reaction so far: "It's a miracle he made it to 60"

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:16, archived)

i'm amazed i've made it to 131 tbh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:23, archived)

that vegetarian diet probably helps

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:24, archived)

also my low stress lifestyle
very zen. very osmosic.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:28, archived)

fucked yourself with osmosic mate
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:30, archived)

yeh i know. not going to let it worry me tho, one with the universe these days.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:31, archived)

lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 23:54, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 12:17, archived)

not too bad
My cold smoke generator has turned up from China so now Friday night gonna smoke me a side of salmon
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 12:52, archived)

tl;dr anal

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:00, archived)

Youd like the building I'm in , full of history

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:47, archived)

I can't wait to be able to get out and about around the town again
there's still so much I want to see/take jr to - not least this place at London Bridge:

oldoperatingtheatre.com/

I've been before but not with the nipper. The museum bit is fairly shit but the operating theatre is amazing. They found it bricked up and completely intact not so long ago iirc.

Then Borough Market for gourmet nomz after obv
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:55, archived)

I'm here, I'm sure if it was touching you'd be chair
www.clothworkers.co.uk/
(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:11, archived)

are we chaired it off the road

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:16, archived)

Ok

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:20, archived)

wouldn't it be great if you could delete other people's accounts on here

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:05, archived)

Fantastic. I love the old livery companies and guilds etc
Hugely powerful back in the day - their control over key London trades meant that Kings and governments etc couldn't fuck around with Londoners in the way they could with citizens elsewhere. It was a key reason why so many people wanted to live here even though it was filthy and full of disease/crooks etc. I think if you made it here you couldn't be done for being an outlaw or something.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:59, archived)

or you couldn't be forced to go off to war, something v attractive anyway

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:00, archived)

I just looked up membership, closed shop unless your family were in it

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:22, archived)

that's some masons shit right there
You used to be able to get in as an apprentice in the old days
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:28, archived)

Tbf I dont really understand the membership the website makes it no clearer,

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:32, archived)

you must be able to be nominated or something surely, there'd be hardly anyone left otherwise

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:47, archived)

Only 900 members , lol, I dunno , I wont ever be one as this confuses me
www.clothworkers.co.uk/membership/about-our-members/
(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:50, archived)

nope, I'm none the wiser either

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:57, archived)

I'm there again next week , I'll see if I can get us in, don't really want to do all the charity work tho

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:14, archived)

yeah fuck that, I'm just hoping there's a free bar and fancy dinners

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:22, archived)

i bet it's one of those places that don't let women join

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:25, archived)

actually no, daughters of members are allowed it says

lol members
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:28, archived)

Nah there is defo some women in the old tapestry and paintings as patrons

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:29, archived)

Women merchants held considerable political power in Britain as far back as the middle ages
Money, as ever, talks
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:36, archived)

funny when you realize 'seamstress' used to be a euphemism for prostitute

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:40, archived)

that I did not know, chz m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:48, archived)

Looking around the place it appears they own most of the areas land still , had one of the vaults open and it's full of gold and silver , there's at least 6 vaults

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:07, archived)

I've been in the silver vaults in Hatton Garden before
There's some amazing stuff in there but it feels a bit like an antique market more than anything else tbh
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:14, archived)

These clothworkers must have some money, building a 36 storey tower
www.bdonline.co.uk/news/eric-parry-reveals-plans-for-undershaft-neighbour/5102945.article
(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:21, archived)

bloody hell you're not wrong

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:27, archived)

that DJ Format megamix on the go here

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:10, archived)

"oldschool funky house classic mix"

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:34, archived)

Two blokes and a small boy

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:35, archived)

Captain Placid bookmark

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:38, archived)

lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:43, archived)

+d school

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:03, archived)

a high pitched, musical but for the most part stench-free guff on the go here

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:05, archived)

saved up plenty of money for christmas
now half of it will have to be spent on a new washing machine
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:54, archived)

dang it
I've just had to pay the second half of my landlord's license to Barking council, the scalping shitcunts - and I've got to get my tax return done by the new year which will result in another whopping great bill. First world problems I know but as sole breadwinner for 2+ years things are fucking lean chez Richard's at the mo
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:04, archived)

i know the feeling m8
tbf, i can still afford all the presents, the rest of the money was for new ink for myself and, as the tattoo place is closed for the time being, i have a bit of time to save some more. i reckon the whole sleeve will cost me over a grand
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:14, archived)

sounds a little more of a project than my brother's Hawkwind tattoo that he has on his chest
it looks like stevie wonder did it after a bottle of spirits.

He can't have paid more than £50 for it, I fucking hope not anyway
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:16, archived)

paco is a genius with the ink
i wouldn't trust anyone else to do it. problem is, i've already decided what i want on the other arm before the first one is halfway finished
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:22, archived)

you'll have to flog a kidney on the dark web

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:29, archived)

ey iece
(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:32, archived)

wouldn't get much for her
she's fucking bone idle
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:35, archived)

Bring back national service

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:04, archived)

<s> socialism

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:05, archived)

~~one~~ illy
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:21, archived)

House of Fools is now showing on Gold
one of the best sitcoms ever in my infallible and utterly expert opinion
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:13, archived)

Nathan Barley popped up in an episode of The Crown and didn't challenge anyone to a quick round of cock, muff, bumhole.
I was so angry that I put my foot through the TV screen and sent the bill to Netflix.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:35, archived)

no you didn't

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:44, archived)

FUCKIN DID

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:45, archived)

not even in my top 3 Erasure songs, sorry!

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:51, archived)

knowing you that must be a tough call to make
#superfan
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:58, archived)

+ny

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:58, archived)

lol

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broadsword, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:21, archived)

Apparently heavy d has just died, bit weird, I thought he died years ago

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broadsword, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:22, archived)

you're thinking of Big Pun
or any other fat, already dead MC...

This one's always been my favourite of his, with Biz:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwTB23DZVMY

Great Joe Tex break on it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpfbwh81udQ

God I'm boring, soz m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:27, archived)

morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 7:41, archived)

7 more sleeps

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 7:48, archived)

seems to have gone fairly quickly for me
I think having a fixed end date helps. My main focus is on xmas tbh - hoping to get jr a covid test after the end of term which will mean she can come to stay (if negative obv).
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 7:52, archived)

It was very busy up the covid testing centre this morning, load more staff, maybe the mass testing of my area is starting soon

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 7:55, archived)

can only be a good thing
I was hoping the mrs' hospital would be able to recommend the kid had a free test but the rules say people with symptoms only, so it's going to cost £100-150 or so
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:00, archived)

Just say she has symptoms, fuck paying

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:01, archived)

that would rely on my wife and kid lying at the walkthrough place, not going to happen

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:17, archived)

Get her to take up smoking a few days before, she'll defo have a cough then

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:30, archived)

I'll get her some cigars

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:42, archived)

Cafe cremes are a child's cigar , tin of those should see her right

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:33, archived)

yeah nothing too intimidating to start off with

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:23, archived)

hands off cocks on socks

(

Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:00, archived)

Unless you are in the rhcp

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:02, archived)

Depends how you parse it
Is it "Hands off cocks, on socks!" or is it "Hands off! Cocks on socks"?
(

Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:04, archived)

strikey-p
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:16, archived)

lol Deends

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:24, archived)

lol

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:42, archived)

Morning all, I see brb dropped in yesterday and told racists to kill themselves in a funny way.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:35, archived)

man that guy is *great*

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:42, archived)

His posts are a joy. I particularly enjoyed his belated response to a debate we were having, referring to talk as 'B3TA's Stormfront'.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:26, archived)

he means the high street Apple reseller.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:35, archived)

Oh dear, context fooled me again.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:02, archived)

hahaha what a stupid fucking prick
the internet is full of genuine racist shit - why not go and have a go at them rather than at an almost-private chat board populated mostly by mildly edgy middle-aged dudes bored at work cracking willy jokes
(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:38, archived)

Because elsewhere his self righteous prickery would get fucking flattened
whereas we just can't be bothered
(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 12:03, archived)

good morning queefy mcqueeferton

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:55, archived)

guten morgen, mein Fuhrer

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:58, archived)

sieg heil

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:19, archived)

morning

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:08, archived)

*raises glass*

haha, strikey-g gl !!!!
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:09, archived)

lolz

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:14, archived)

morning

(

willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:08, archived)

hullo will

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:09, archived)

working from home today.
You?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:11, archived)

not set foot in mine since March

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:17, archived)

you've been homeless since March?
woah
(

Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:46, archived)

I lost my keys, been dossing in the park :(

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:02, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:17, archived)

QUICK, EVERBODY HIDE

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:20, archived)

morning woohoo wednesday

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broadsword, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:55, archived)

hi m8-y

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:23, archived)

An alright

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:56, archived)

an album party

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:02, archived)

An album: sex pistols, punk

(dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:13, archived)

It's a shame Hitler was in bed before midnight
and missed all the vibrant late-evening chat on this thriving messageboard.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 0:21, archived)

:(

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 1:40, archived)

maintaining good sleep hygiene is important
I'm randomly up at this hour, but still.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 5:36, archived)

roll call

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 19:53, archived)

wasting ur time these cunts are in bed by eight of the pm

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:04, archived)

fancy a chat?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:04, archived)

not really.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:04, archived)

Anal

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:43, archived)

It’s 6:30 here

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:30, archived)

6:31 now

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:31, archived)

Ooh, it's like we're talking to you from the future

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:41, archived)

I miss future spazzing,
I wish the mods had kept fingering dogs instead of closing that loophole.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:50, archived)

~~at loop~~ eir bum
(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:53, archived)

bake off final

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:50, archived)

~~b ke off fi~~
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:51, archived)

Swiss

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:19, archived)

Alright Hitler, hope you haven't gone to bed already and missed out on all the vibrant messageboard chat.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:59, archived)

I'm watching the snooker, Murphy v Walker.
Never heard of Walker, but it's amusing to watch how obvious a cokehead he is.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 0:01, archived)

What channel was it on?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:17, archived)

dirty american, checking in
most of you GMT fruitcakes are napping while im chop'n brocco-lay in the PST...yeoowza!
(Flesh Gordon chop'n broccoli, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 0:44, archived)

Anal

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Nov 2020, 15:25, archived)

Agam

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 15:27, archived)

ysis

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 15:29, archived)

These days, yf you say you're ysis, you get arrested and thrown ynto Guantanamo Bay

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 15:44, archived)

when did this come in?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 16:07, archived)

When they made yt a get arrested and thrown ynto Guantanamo Bay offense

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:33, archived)

Presumably that's an Australian Gallagher brothers tribute band,
and I imagine they're as good as that sounds like it would be.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 16:28, archived)

yer led

(piss and shit, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 15:31, archived)

_{_{_{it’s Lana Del Rey backwards}}}
(piss and shit, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 18:54, archived)

omg lana from archer makes sense now

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 19:01, archived)

alright Tea you fucking spanner

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 16:27, archived)

Electric Wizard y/n

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 16:57, archived)

I like 'em

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:04, archived)

they're alright eh

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:06, archived)

I mean you might as well just listen to Black Sabbath but they've definitely got the right idea

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:20, archived)

i only listen to White Sabbath

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 18:05, archived)

You have to call them rainbow sabbaths 1 & 2 now, in schools

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 18:35, archived)

just in schools?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 18:45, archived)

these days, in schools

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 19:03, archived)

if you say 'pssst, meet me behind the bike sheds, i'll give you a cola bottle'
they say fuck off you black bastard
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 19:12, archived)

+ arrested + thrown in jail

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 19:14, archived)

You mean when Dio was the singer?
Fuck that, if it's not Ozzy then I'm not interested.
(

Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:06, archived)

Yeah that was rubbish

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 21:41, archived)

Alright Beefy, you ginormous mongtard.

(

Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:04, archived)

Liquor store near here is called Joe Canal - aka Joke Anal
TRUE STORY
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:10, archived)

I don't think I really did this hilarious tale justice.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:13, archived)

I fear not m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:21, archived)

copacabanal

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:43, archived)

barry mANALow
(Flesh Gordon chop'n broccoli, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 0:47, archived)

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:46, archived)

What's upstairs?

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 18:01, archived)

It's the floor of the building directly above this one, but that's not important right now.

(

Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 18:37, archived)

i usually have an owl on the floor above me
noisy fucking cunt
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 19:03, archived)

Feeling suicidal? Also a racist?
YOU CAN DO IT!
(

brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 14:11, archived)

Feeling needy? Also a troll?
YOU SHOULD STOP IT!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 14:36, archived)

Probably best to ignore, since the mods won't do owt

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 14:52, archived)

And yet the mods won't do owt.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:12, archived)

you really are a tedious one trick cuntswerver

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:40, archived)

You strike me as the kind of white person who comes out with this stuff constantly
to compensate for the fact they don't know any non-white people and are in fact a little bit scared of them.
(

Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:05, archived)

Interesting.
I recently realised that growing up I knew two biracial people, but only realised they were biracial in the last couple of years.

Not sure what, if anything, to say to them.
(

brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:16, archived)

“Hello”

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:37, archived)

I think that falls under 'if anything.'

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 1:03, archived)

afternoon, internet shut-ins

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 12:18, archived)

Afternoon

(

Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 12:22, archived)

anal

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 13:18, archived)

But I'm outside, typical non inclusive behaviour from banned poster dozer

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 12:26, archived)

anal

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 13:18, archived)

internet shat-ons, you mean

(

Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 12:32, archived)

anal

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 13:18, archived)

alan

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 12:44, archived)

Sonia

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 13:18, archived)

Scouse popster

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 13:34, archived)

= internet shins

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 13:02, archived)

bruised

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 13:03, archived)

alright dribble

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 13:19, archived)

$n$l

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 13:30, archived)

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 13:36, archived)

morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 7:46, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:02, archived)

yup

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:04, archived)

that DJ Format remix record turned up

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:00, archived)

nice 1 lol

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:16, archived)

I only had a cursory spin of it, sounded OK but not a patch on his Original Artform remix

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:18, archived)

Cut Chemist's is better

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:28, archived)

arguably

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:32, archived)

yes, I would argue that it is

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 10:05, archived)

Meh

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:03, archived)

tell me about it
Bar a piss break at 1am I just slept from 9pm to 7:30am and still feel fucking knackered. Stress is a shitty thing
(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:06, archived)

man up you poofter

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:14, archived)

it's OK I've cheered up now
The doorbell just went, sister in law just sent us another Block & Cleaver Meat Box - cumberland sausages, duck legs, a chicken, lamb shanks and featherblade steaks. Get in
(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:17, archived)

Minimum another 4 months of this bollocks, might top myself

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:56, archived)

Cheer up, it's going to be a slightly different type of bollocks

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 16:10, archived)

aye laddy that it be

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:14, archived)

hoots mon

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:18, archived)

🐓

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:08, archived)

Cock tuesday

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:20, archived)

oh no, you've just sounded the Dave Trouser summoning alert
he'll be here in his time machine before we know it
(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:51, archived)

Morning

(

Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:20, archived)

g'day mite

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:52, archived)

hullo

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:29, archived)

Well we sang tang-a-lang as we ran with the gang
Doin' doo wop be dooby do ay
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:53, archived)

Morning queef
Morning all
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broadsword, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 10:01, archived)

hey! ho! broad-o!

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 10:04, archived)

One-hour Skype interviews: officially well lol

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:11, archived)

If it's going badly they can always kick the lead out of the router
must have been fine
(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:13, archived)

heh, yeah it was alright really

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:25, archived)

crikey

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:20, archived)

ikr?
I though there was no way it was going to last a whole hour, but sho'nuff.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:26, archived)

I thought I'd fucked up a good few preliminary interviews because the interviewer sort of got bored a few minutes in and went "yeah, that'll do".
And then a bit later I'd be told I'd made it to the next round.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:45, archived)

A mate of mine who works in sales had the following interview once:
"Do you like beer?"
"Yeah"
"Do you like birds?"
"Yeah"
"Welcome aboard"
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:49, archived)

a fucking hour and nothing
are you all watching im a celebrity cum behind my eyeballs and fuck kidney stones into me with a coathanger?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 19:22, archived)

Anal

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 19:35, archived)

Anal

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 19:43, archived)

i'm watching dunkirk
don't really rate it tbh. now, 1917, that was a good film.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 19:58, archived)

Yeah Dunkirk didn't do it for me either

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:09, archived)

so cheesey

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:10, archived)

it's got mega reviews honestly it was a complete wankfest

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:13, archived)

I just hope Christopher Nolan's career doesn't "do an M Night Shyamalan".
It's touch and go at the moment.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:18, archived)

i dunno who that is but if he keeps wanking his kirk into everyone's faces i don't see how it won't

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:24, archived)

I was watching the pm kick a virus plan up the road

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 19:47, archived)

can't even remember who the pm is any more.
arthur scargill isn't it?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 19:52, archived)

when are the pubs due to open again mongy?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 19:59, archived)

If you are in tier 1 2nd of december, if you are 2, 2nd but you must eat a dinner you pisshead cunt, 3 no booze for you except out of government provided sanitising stations

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:07, archived)

sounds like typical bureaucratic nonsense
just going to keep working and drinking like normal
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:11, archived)

Tier 4: huff the booze-infused breath of a passing tramp to get just enough of a hit to make you forget about your troubles

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:11, archived)

huffington bear

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:12, archived)

Tier 5: Anal

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:12, archived)

Tier 6: Deeper Anal

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:14, archived)

I’m in tier 7 as I type this

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:15, archived)

i'm routing for tier 10
hope this tramp doesn't wake up
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:16, archived)

Tier Starmer

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:17, archived)

tier your ass a new one

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:18, archived)

Tiers for fiers

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:29, archived)

Everybody wants to rule the world. Especially Marxist alien lizards.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 23 Nov 2020, 21:41, archived)

Dire tier

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:29, archived)

Whoa whoa whoa whoa

(dribble, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:45, archived)

Cheers + Cheers chatposting factory

(dribble, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 21:13, archived)

Cheers

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 21:20, archived)

Cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 21:28, archived)

hello all how are you?
i hope you've done your daily poo
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 18:24, archived)

if you haven't why not try
to shart a shit bomb through the sky
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 18:29, archived)

wasted talent

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 18:30, archived)

cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 18:30, archived)

no i mean you've wasted your talent
there's clearly none left
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 18:31, archived)

not very nice

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 18:32, archived)

not being very nice just happens to be my talent

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 18:33, archived)

that was good
asked a buyer to leave me feedback on ebay
so he sent me a message telling me how good the painting was

the fucking spastic
(piss and shit, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 15:09, archived)

the fat one out of little mix y/n

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 15:13, archived)

More like little too much pick n mix am I right??
#everydaysexism
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 15:51, archived)

they’re all pub/club fit
but not pop video fit
(piss and shit, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 15:54, archived)

You're old enough to be her dad
well, older brother
(dribble, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:01, archived)

Which one's the fat one?
They all look like Bratz dolls to me.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:54, archived)

Goblin Green gives the base that classic feel, 8/10

(dribble, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 15:18, archived)

that was me m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 15:31, archived)

you tool

(piss and shit, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 15:54, archived)

I only did it to trigger the libs m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:14, archived)

consider the libraries well and truly triggered

(piss and shit, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:28, archived)

Workbench humour

(dribble, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:16, archived)

Fucking fuck fuck fuck , still no pubs opening normally:'(

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:30, archived)

why don't you build one of those tragic pub sheds
that late middle age men seem to have in their garden, full of sport memorabilia and a 'proper' bar and optics, and sit there drinking shit beer on your own while the rest of your family just get on with things in the house?
(piss and shit, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:49, archived)

I dont have a family

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:51, archived)

even better
build it in the living room
(piss and shit, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 18:06, archived)

he could build one inside his local
they won't notice for ages then he can claim squatter's rights
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 18:18, archived)

-:¦:-•:*'*:•.-:¦:-•❧ FABULOUS ANAL ❧ -:¦:- ❧ HIGHLY RECOMMEND ❧ -:¦:-•:*'*:•.-:¦:-

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broadsword, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:30, archived)

I would be happy with that :)

(piss and shit, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:47, archived)

it's tattooed on your ass m8

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 18:07, archived)

is it?
How do you know?
(piss and shit, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 18:32, archived)

afternoon

~~fternoo~~ al
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:11, archived)

Andy + warhal

(dribble, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:16, archived)

bonjour Alain

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:20, archived)

How odd, I replied to the sub-thread below and it turned up here.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:21, archived)

Broken beter

(dribble, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:24, archived)

NTT

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:40, archived)

Andhal? I don’t get it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:53, archived)

my name's not alan

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:17, archived)

yes it is

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:17, archived)

damn, you're right

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:49, archived)

alright alan

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broadsword, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:18, archived)

alright Alan

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:19, archived)

Revenge

(dribble, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:25, archived)

Hi Al(an)!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:36, archived)

Like The Cook Report, but with a more synthpop approach

(dribble, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 13:19, archived)

A Partridge Among The Pigeons

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 13:55, archived)

In 1971, no-one died, in 1972, no-one died

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:57, archived)

Shut up Alan

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:54, archived)

Fuck me is it afternoon already? Don't time fly eh

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broadsword, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:18, archived)

don't it just

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:22, archived)

lol tit

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broadsword, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:32, archived)

alroght!!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:19, archived)

shit weather over here in bumgayshitnobwillynipplecockland

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:53, archived)

hi neighbour!

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 13:05, archived)

howdy

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 13:09, archived)

So it is

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:57, archived)

weekend plans?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 14:41, archived)

alan

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 15:32, archived)

morning anal

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 7:24, archived)

Nothing says 'Monday morning' like anal from Hitler

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 7:34, archived)

bumlove is funlove

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 7:45, archived)

morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 7:48, archived)

alright queefy

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 7:57, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 7:50, archived)

lovely day

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 7:57, archived)

just had an order from Sian Williams m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 11:33, archived)

what did she buy, and is it THAT Sian Williams?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 11:51, archived)

not telling you, yes it is though
£200 for her mobile number
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:00, archived)

paypal ok?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:03, archived)

y

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:10, archived)

how do u no it is her

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:11, archived)

mornal

(dribble, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 9:38, archived)

Analytics

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 9:57, archived)

morning hitler monday ana ه҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿҈̿

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broadsword, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 9:57, archived)

thinking of buggering off for a few days when this lockdown bollocks is over
anyone know any decent, cheap hotels with a swimming pool?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 14:35, archived)

oops. i'll do the honourable thing the LOVELY ms Smash
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 14:37, archived)

ta

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 14:49, archived)

thank you for your service

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 15:05, archived)

~~off~~ myself
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Nov 2020, 18:23, archived)

~~days~~ months
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 18:58, archived)

Awfully ambitious considering the size of my nails

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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 19:04, archived)

~~months~~ camshow subscribers
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Nov 2020, 19:05, archived)

~~lockdown~~ galloping infection
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 19:24, archived)

buggering off for a few days when this lockdown bollocks is over
anyone know any decent, cheap hotels with a swimming pool? Anal
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 20:03, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10328656
(dribble, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 20:07, archived)

b3ta.com/board/28372644
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 20:13, archived)

Strikey-g'ing the whole thing for 'Anal' when it already includes 'buggering' is a bold move.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Nov 2020, 21:46, archived)

Strikey-g'ing the whole thing for 'Anal' when it alre
dy i
cludes 'buggering' is
bo
d move.
(dribble, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 21:59, archived)

anal

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 22:35, archived)

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