Urgh
morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 8:39, archived)

Morning , well that's 2 months of London London lockdown done, 3 to go

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 9:54, archived)

I really have had e-fucking-nough now

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 9:58, archived)

We've not even broken the back of it :(

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 9:59, archived)

Eh, cases are at the lowest level since early October
We're well past the peak. Hospital cases and deaths coming down too, and vaccination rates flying up.

It's going to be weeks before lockdown is over but the end is in sight.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 10:33, archived)

God I hope you're right

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 10:35, archived)

Yeah I mean broken the back of lockdown, I couldn't give a fuck about anything other than pubs opening

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 10:41, archived)

Pubs will be open in less than three months
Is my prediction.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 13:27, archived)

I'm still banking not before may, which is shit

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 13:31, archived)

strikey-g, wanking!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 13 Feb 2021, 14:55, archived)

I cant no nut that long, I'm not the Dalai Lama

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 16:32, archived)

Yeah, im thoroughly fed up.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 13 Feb 2021, 10:28, archived)

So good they name it twice.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 13 Feb 2021, 16:59, archived)

Might get on the beers around lunchtime

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 13 Feb 2021, 10:29, archived)

I've got a slab being delivered at 1

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 10:29, archived)

I've done an hour on the bike
Quick stroll round the park next then Turkish brunch with lager
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 10:32, archived)

Morning, just about
Fuck, those sleeping pills knock me for six
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

I'm scared of sleeping pills

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 14:07, archived)

These are good
I remember taking them, but I don't remember going to bed
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 14:10, archived)

Mirning
I am surprise not hung over today. Fucking hell it’s horrible outside- freezing and gale force
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 11:22, archived)

I felt like shit earlier
Full of menemen and back on the beer now though, happy days
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 12:49, archived)

+'s s

(dribble, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 12:53, archived)

Exemplary.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 13 Feb 2021, 15:47, archived)

It really is

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:46, archived)

do doooo do do-do!

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 12:59, archived)

menemenem

(dribble, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 13:12, archived)

hiyas

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 13 Feb 2021, 11:34, archived)

Yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 14:06, archived)

Whuskeyyyyyheyyyyaiiiiiaaahhhhh
Pop
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 22:13, archived)

Whereas that hitter fucker when to Ned him?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 22:14, archived)

I Ben booosin dinks like whiskers

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 22:14, archived)

Scitch

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 22:14, archived)

alright hitl wait what

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 22:37, archived)

Oh blimey

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 22:47, archived)

to be fair you're a more entertaining drunk than Hitler

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 22:52, archived)

Hard to be fewer

(dribble, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 23:06, archived)

true

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 23:07, archived)

that's a low bar to clear if ever there was one

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 8:49, archived)

This isn't just a new thread.
This is a Marks & Spencer new thread.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Feb 2021, 21:36, archived)

Tesco value reply

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 21:42, archived)

Lidl copycat reply

(dribble, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 21:44, archived)

Fortnum & Mason snub

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 21:59, archived)

this is a sainsburys be good to yourself reply

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 22:05, archived)

I'm always disappointed that the premium petrol they sell isn't called Taste The Difference.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Feb 2021, 23:26, archived)

This is an even newer "all improved" thread

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 18:46, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 18:47, archived)

alright

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 18:48, archived)

alright cheers

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 18:50, archived)

alright planearm anything good on telly?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 18:58, archived)

There is going to be 5 months worth of 18 yr olds trying to buy their first legal pints when pubs open again, fuck that

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 19:44, archived)

This is a new thread

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 17:40, archived)

hiya, just finishing up here lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 17:43, archived)

you're right, that *is* lol!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 17:45, archived)

i no!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 17:46, archived)

lol!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 17:47, archived)

This is a reply lol

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 17:51, archived)

no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 17:55, archived)

like omg lol

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 18:16, archived)

shya, turdally

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 18:34, archived)

Got my tatu CD, so she has one gift

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 17:58, archived)

It's a good start

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 18:34, archived)

whatever happened to them?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 18:47, archived)

Putin probably had them liquidated for promoting "un-Russian degeneracy".

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Feb 2021, 19:12, archived)

The afternoon
Howdy, bumhole’s, it’s the end of another classic /chat week. And what a rollercoaster ride of fun and japes it was! But it’s over now – deal with it, girlfriend. Another weekend of fuck fucking all ahead. Gonna do some biking, some hiking, some liking and some viking. Karahi chicken 2moz, smoked lamb shanks Sunday.

u?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:00, archived)

some poos, some wees

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:02, archived)

how many of each

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:04, archived)

I've just created a spreadsheet for all our forum chums to keep track of their weekend poos and wees
here
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)

very handy
I've put my current score in, will update as and when I have any additional wees or a poo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:18, archived)

bit concerned you haven't dun a poo yet today, u ok hun?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:29, archived)

dont worry im fine
my poos are all over the place - not literally tho lol!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:32, archived)

ah lol that would be messy! rofl

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)

not to mention smelly! lmao

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

Cheers for this very helpful document
I have added my excretions
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:28, archived)

Cheers Cheers

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:31, archived)

The mods should permanently pin it to the popular page
This post, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:36, archived)

cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:29, archived)

FUCKING FUCK ALL, THAT'S WHAT

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:03, archived)

YEAH

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:11, archived)

What's the lesbian option

(dribble, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:05, archived)

minge

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:11, archived)

Thats always the Lesbian option

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 16:33, archived)

you'd think they'd get bored of it

(dribble, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 17:28, archived)

high queef, not sure what my weekend will consist of, other than intercourse with farmyard animals obv!!11

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:11, archived)

haha, it wouldn't be the weekend without bumming a bison or two!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:12, archived)

You've got to bum a bison or two, booooooyysss

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:14, archived)

^tgbb

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:16, archived)

Got to plan my birthday party for next Friday, sort out all the invites and foooood

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)

I'm getting a bit of afghani next week, pricey but hopefully worth it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:19, archived)

I have silver bubble at the moment, I must say it's very nice

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)

that gelato that I got from my shoe lad is top notch too, I can't smoke it after I've been at the wine or it spins me out

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:36, archived)

I feel a bit bad for the lad I've stopped using, he was good although lockdown, but he's weed is the same stuff for ages, my tolerance goes up and I cane it

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:41, archived)

having the same taste every time gets boring too

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:54, archived)

might spike a shrike

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:27, archived)

fondle a finch

(dribble, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:32, archived)

good idea m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)

A lovely Valentine’s Day walk

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

Valentine’s D G
l n
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:40, archived)

That’s later in the evening

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:42, archived)

I’ll probably do my usual stuff and keep it to myself

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:53, archived)

thank you for your valuable contribution to this forum

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 13:12, archived)

The pleasure is all mine

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 13:49, archived)

no, some of it is mine

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 14:06, archived)

can I have a bit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 14:56, archived)

No

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 15:53, archived)

b sh
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 16:00, archived)

as long as it's logged (lol) on the spreadsheet

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 16:04, archived)

your majesty

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 13:37, archived)

You’re majesty

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 13:49, archived)

Fewer majesty

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 13:55, archived)

Hobbits. Lots of Hobbits.
Resting my legs and getting people to do things for me
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 13:46, archived)

The morning

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 7:45, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 7:49, archived)

Today I learned about locked grooves.
What did you learn about?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:36, archived)

What's a locked groove, Windy?
Sounds like something one might do whilst listening to Bootsy Collins haha
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:37, archived)

At the end of a record, using the captive constant groove the stylus runs in to stop it going off the vinyl,
And having a loop of music or a sound in there that just runs forever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:39, archived)

there's one at the end of Sgt Pepper

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:42, archived)

And at the end of atom heart mother

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:44, archived)

and at the end of Tiny Reminders

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:56, archived)

and at the end of Yerself is Steam

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:46, archived)

I never really bothered with Mercury Rev at the time, but I quite enjoy Deserter's Songs these days.
What am I like!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:59, archived)

lol u mad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 10:12, archived)

Holes is fackin great

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 10:13, archived)

that is one boring old record

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:06, archived)

I cant say I've ever listened to it.
The groove was brought to my attention while looking for an early Mars Volta record.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:08, archived)

well let's just say I've spared you the bother

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:41, archived)

you don't really need to listen to anything after piper

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:48, archived)

saucerful of secrets isn't bad

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 10:00, archived)

it's alright and I don't mind meddle
but I stand by what I said
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 10:12, archived)

I do love Relics

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 10:46, archived)

And so does your wife, thank goodness!
Hahahaha....old
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:34, archived)

oh MAN, you sure got me there!!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:37, archived)

every stoner does

(ozof, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:35, archived)

Nick Berryzzzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:46, archived)

oh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:52, archived)

great minds and all that

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 12:26, archived)

lol

(ozof, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 13:20, archived)

Nick Berry'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:48, archived)

You know its 10 years since you got overly excited by pop newcomer vanessa black and friday

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 10:00, archived)

still a great song

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 10:11, archived)

it's a heavy number for sure

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 10:46, archived)

Ah ok

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:06, archived)

i’ve got a 7” of all locked grooves

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 15:28, archived)

naked ladies

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:43, archived)

Frayyyyyyydayeeeeeee

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 7:54, archived)

Bloody chilly here,
Canal frozen over.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:36, archived)

Yeah. I’ve got a roaring fire on the go...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:50, archived)

greetings

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:01, archived)

Correct.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:36, archived)

alright

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:10, archived)

Cheers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:36, archived)

hullo

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:37, archived)

Hi

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:39, archived)

Morning
35 tries until I finally got through to the doctor. Takes the piss,
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:38, archived)

It's a real lottery,
I just ring up and get an appointment, longest I've had to wait is like a day or 2.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:40, archived)

We have to call at 8am to make an appointment
Of course, everyone calls then, so by the time you get through, the appointments are usually all gone
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:50, archived)

Sounds like a poor people problem, no matter when I ring there is an appointment usually the same day.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:51, archived)

It's quieter where I live now
But even in deepest darkest Pompey I never struggled to get a same day appointment. I mean, I can't say that I always saw a decent doctor, but that's a separate issue
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:07, archived)

when I moved to Bethnal Green I went to the surgery up the road to register
they told me not to, as it was taking a month to see a GP
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:41, archived)

My doctor got a load of new patients a few years ago
When the surgery in the village hired a doctor who had been sent from the dwp. People with chronic and even life-threatening illnesses were suddenly being declared fit for work
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:48, archived)

Which is as it should be.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:59, archived)

Too many patients, too few doctors.
Plus, sefton pct are fucking shit
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:27, archived)

Do you not have online patient access to book appointments? I thought everywhere had that now

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:41, archived)

Yes, but it doesn't work

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:49, archived)

In what way does it not work? Can you log in ?

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:07, archived)

Not usually
And when you can, it says there are no appointments. They won't take appointments for any other day unless it's to see the nurse, if you try to book, they just tell you to call at 8
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:25, archived)

Sounds like the practice isn't using it properly.

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:27, archived)

Definitely not
The 2 decent receptionists left when the old doctor retired and the ones they've got there now are less than useless
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:36, archived)

some scallies have nicked it and sold it for scrap

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:06, archived)

Whipped the copper out of it probably
Bloody pikies
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:08, archived)

My brother wont be happy, he's spent years going round the uk putting it all in

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:19, archived)

the reply to the morning

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:40, archived)

Do one

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 8:44, archived)

whoomp there it is

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:44, archived)

document 3 on the go, loads of stuff on there
m.mixcloud.com/DJAndySmith/
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 10:03, archived)

some good stuff on there

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 10:54, archived)

loads
Have you heard the mixed Document 3? There's a Black Sabbath cutup on there.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:05, archived)

nope, Behind The Wall of Sleep, is it?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:09, archived)

ah, The Wizard

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:09, archived)

yep

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:14, archived)

Bill Ward is a fantastic drummer

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:19, archived)

aye

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:24, archived)

I love the drumming in The Wizard
It's not so much drumming, it's more 'pushing a drum kit down the stairs while the tape is running'. It's glorious
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:36, archived)

have you ever seen their Paris 1970 gig?
fuck me he beats up that kit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:39, archived)

Olympia Theatre iirc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:40, archived)

this is quite incredible footage also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWm8DjMzrKY

Ozzy's crowd control is mindblowing
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:41, archived)

Stop morning

(dribble, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 10:56, archived)

Well that’s that I suppose

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:08, archived)

what's what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:24, archived)

let's do it in the butt

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:28, archived)

where's the hot shot

(dribble, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:29, archived)

I couldn't agree fewer

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 11:53, archived)

KNOBSHIT
not really, y'araight?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 18:02, archived)

Labelled with love just came up on you tube , local lads

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 18:13, archived)

Talented songwriters
Not particularly my bag but hats off to them
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 18:22, archived)

I think they've got a blue plaque in Greenwich by the nick

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 18:29, archived)

What the actual fuck was this nutter thinking , it diesnt even make sense
youtu.be/RpsrEzdXsgQ
(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 18:40, archived)

He really lost his mind

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 19:57, archived)

Oh man my wife's just suprised me with a treat in March
Doing a live (internet) cook along Italian meal with Giorgio Locatelli, I am chuffed to fucking bits
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 18:17, archived)

Are you putting it up on your TV?
Because then you could call him GIORGIO LOOK-AT-TELLY
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 18:22, archived)

I could do, but I don't think I will tbh m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 18:25, archived)

never heard of the cunt tbh m8
Sounds like some mafia money-laundering scheme, try not to get murdered.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 22:55, archived)

ashamed to admit I clicked dis :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 18:49, archived)

That does sound a bit bloody good

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 19:26, archived)

that's literally awesome sauce

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 19:27, archived)

I dont understand it and nor do I want to, try not to let your bollocks slip out

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 19:53, archived)

I'VE GOT THIS

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 19:58, archived)

I dont really eat that bit, so I'm skinning up, dont mind me

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 20:10, archived)

Leg is hurting quite a bit
Right where I've got varicose veins. Call the doctor in the morning, I think
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 18:48, archived)

tell b3ta first, that's always the best medical advice.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 22:56, archived)

evening
anyone for a bit of "post-jungle"?

recommendation courtesy of FB
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 19:13, archived)

Ok, that's enough of that
I've got next week off work, in spite of not really being able to do anything. What are you doing with your free time these days?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)

pretty much the same as I always have done
apart from no meals out or pub visits, and no museums/galleries. And no seeing my kid. Or family. Or going abroad.

*cries*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:41, archived)

visits, and no museums/galleries. And no seeing my kid. Or family. Or going abroad.

*cri
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:47, archived)

Pubes are well lol

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:14, archived)

they fucken are, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:51, archived)

Yeah, not going abroad as been something we've all missed
Even watching bloody European Vacation made me feel a bit sad
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:05, archived)

Google images keeps upsetting me with reminders of better times: well wife, kid coming to stay, holidays etc
Breaks my fucking heart
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)

Man up you faggot

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:16, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:47, archived)

Shoulder squeeze

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:17, archived)

Pull yourself together man.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:36, archived)

*pulls*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:28, archived)

You and everyone else mate :(

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:20, archived)

you know that bit in Ren & Stimpy where he eats his soap like a chocolate bar and rants deliriously about boiled football leather?
that
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:54, archived)

Space madness

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:39, archived)

It is not I who am crazy....it is I who am MAAAAAD

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

Insane

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:51, archived)

No.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:32, archived)

Smoking bags and bags of weed

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:57, archived)

There
Why scientists want to kill Colombia's hippos
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-56011594
(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:16, archived)

well that's an interesting read

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

posting shit on beeter lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:13, archived)

Hahaha wahey!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:17, archived)

cor!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:04, archived)

Benching 400

(dribble, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

400 what?
Mice? Doughnuts? Twiglets? Be more specific, please
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:41, archived)

cans of stella

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:20, archived)

Beasting it up in the pit, eh?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:42, archived)

Lockdown swoleness

(dribble, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:13, archived)

Hench af

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:35, archived)

Massive fucken gains bro

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:38, archived)

ai la
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:15, archived)

in y
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:52, archived)

Reading a lot
And making a unicorn blanket for a friend. Oh, and drinking.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:39, archived)

What do you read?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:54, archived)

Re-reading my Discworld books right now
Then lord of the rings and probably jaws
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:59, archived)

I've bought, fixed and sold 3 motorcycles over the last 18 months.
That's pretty much it, except pulling on my old boy and dancing around the kitchen while cooking dinner.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:44, archived)

That's interesting
Do you make much profit on then?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:53, archived)

If you were to take in to account the cost of my time, no.
But in pure cash out to in, then yes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:22, archived)

do you not want to keep them once they're done
I think I probably would, after putting in all that time and effort
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:24, archived)

I did 2 for myself first, and have those to ride
If i had space to store them, I would like to keep them, but I do not.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:15, archived)

Put one in the loft

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:27, archived)

It isn’t. Stop this.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:39, archived)

Jane Seymour still looks incredible

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:14, archived)

She must be 100 by now

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:19, archived)

as good as can be expected for someone who died in 1537

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:23, archived)

Mostly playing guitar, badly.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:19, archived)

I've been playing the 12 string again, these past couple of days
Sounds good when you play it right, but really amplifies your mistakes. A lovely sound, that is happy to punish you for not doing it right.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:34, archived)

my 12 string ricky is long overdue a re-string, but no way am I doing it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:41, archived)

Good grief
Rickies are tricky buggers at the best of time, restringing and tuning one must be a job to start earl in the day...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:48, archived)

I pay someone else to do it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:00, archived)

😮

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:01, archived)

don't judge me
it's, like, really hard
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8293281
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:01, archived)

No, no, I'm not here to judge
There are plenty of things I throw money at, that I could do myself
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:07, archived)

strippers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:30, archived)

Well yeah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:04, archived)

And what about the guitar?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:10, archived)

Must take quite a few days of daily training
to be able to do a barre chord on one of them buggers. They do sound absolutely angelic though.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:47, archived)

I sold all of mine

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:29, archived)

You should rent, like I do

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:35, archived)

the problem with that is you often end up having to compromise and accept someone else's taste instead of being able to make it your own

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:41, archived)

This is true

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:52, archived)

the solution is to have no taste, or not to care

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:55, archived)

You’ve use “in spite of” when “despite” would have saved letters, and been more correct. You’ve missed an opportunity there.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:34, archived)

Oh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:36, archived)

There’s no need to apologize, it’s fine. I see you’re trying to have conversations on here. Lockdown really must be messing with you :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:42, archived)

Ah, I see. You're bored
No, I get it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:46, archived)

He cut off his nose despite his face

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:34, archived)

I had to put mofaha on ignore
Not wanting people to talk to each other on a forum is a sign of something quite worrying. I've had to do it for his own health. I hope it doesn't upset him further
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:51, archived)

BANG THE IGNORE DRUM

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:56, archived)

I take no joy in this
My only crime is caring too much
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:57, archived)

that's actually a pretty serious crime

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:02, archived)

Sure
Look at Louise Woodward
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:08, archived)

I reckon you're guilty of other crimes, tee aitch.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:02, archived)

Only if being too handsome is a crime hahaha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:04, archived)

if it isn't then it certainly should be!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:15, archived)

Haha
Lovely stuff
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:16, archived)

ANG THE IGNORE DR
lol
(dribble, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:19, archived)

Haha
'bum'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:35, archived)

I know haha

(dribble, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:50, archived)

Running and cycling, although not much cycling in this weather
‘Comedy’ answer: copious wanking
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:20, archived)

canking
maybe yours will catch on
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:53, archived)

Mostly sleeping, making arty phase music, minimal techno, playing ONI/KSP/CIV6, and having overwhelmingly supermassive wanks.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 21:26, archived)

Been a while. Sup?
(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:28, archived)

Well thank fuck you're back
We were about to send out a search party
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:30, archived)

Its OK.
I've found myself. I am still lost.
(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:33, archived)

my cock, ur nan's arse

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:39, archived)

since what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:40, archived)

Glass him Tangled

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:48, archived)

shank the cunt m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:49, archived)

I will, I'll fucken do 'im, don't try to hold me back

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:01, archived)

Cunt needs some leather in the teeth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:40, archived)

I dunno mate, we've sort of moved on

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:51, archived)

I know I have
Well, I say "moved". I've thought on
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:10, archived)

alright, "new soundwave"

(dribble, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:04, archived)

morning
chilly 'af', as I believe the yout man dem say
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 7:35, archived)

Yeah, more snow here too, thought we had got past that shit

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 7:44, archived)

it was supposed to be -6 last night

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 7:49, archived)

It's very ice rink out

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:04, archived)

-10 here.
Actually made the drive into work easier, the compacted snow on the roads to be cleared were frozen solid so, cars weren't getting stuck.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:20, archived)

morning
RIP Larry Flynt
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 7:56, archived)

morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:02, archived)

He turned up on that Delorean documentary on BBC4 a few weeks ago.
I thought he'd been dead for decades. Frankly, he looked like he had been.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:51, archived)

ly, he looked like he had been., I mean
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:16, archived)

morning
that BrewDog 'Lost Lager' isn't very nice.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:22, archived)

Lager at half eight a.m.?
morning, Hitler
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:26, archived)

u no me m8!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:27, archived)

I've tried 2 brewdog drinks and both had a dirty of calpol taste to them.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:53, archived)

surely not

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:29, archived)

I'm just glad all I paid was the 2 quid postage.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:32, archived)

And having to endure half a dozen shitty spam e-mails
That "weren't marketing" because they were (completely unnecessary) "updates on your order".
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:43, archived)

yeah it's a bit much to be getting upset about spam emails mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)

But this is why we can't have nice things

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:14, archived)

Go easy on it
You don't see bacon sending emails, do you?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:29, archived)

I took the dogs for a walk and it was icy and my nose got cold.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:37, archived)

Wear a face mask

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:40, archived)

Sheep!

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:43, archived)

wear a sheep?
are you fucking welsh or what m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:45, archived)

Where a sheep?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:46, archived)

No ewe
lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:19, archived)

haha, not baa'd, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)

Just thought I'd SHEAR it with the group!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:35, archived)

You don't need to RAM these puns down our throats

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:01, archived)

+ I didn't like it

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:45, archived)

Logs a'burning in the wood-burner
giving off delightful flickering light and crackling sounds as well as the much-needed warmth.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:47, archived)

lol logs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:18, archived)

I imagine there are a lot of pros and cons related to burning your own poo for warmth

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)

top tip: don't shit directly onto a lit fire

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:27, archived)

Oof. AKA, the Johnny Cash

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:32, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:33, archived)

also aka The Nat King Cole

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:34, archived)

Haha. Nice
Well, not nice for him, obviously
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:36, archived)

chestnuts roasting on an open fire

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:36, archived)

Um....yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:37, archived)

Um....yes
b3ta.com/talk/8293200
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

ah, bollocks
I am clearly less awake than I thought this morning
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:43, archived)

I've got my love to keep me warm

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:20, archived)

Ah, that's nice that
It's like poetry, in a way
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:20, archived)

no, I think it's an infection on my penis, it really burns

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:24, archived)

You really need to wash your hands before and after handling it, you know this

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:37, archived)

time is money, TH, and I'm a busy man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:46, archived)

I know you are, baby
I know you are
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:57, archived)

pissed your pants again?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:34, archived)

I suspect there's continual, low-level seepage.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:43, archived)

in a very 'gonna quit my job' mood today
morning forum pals
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:49, archived)

I'm sorry to hear that, the doveston

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:15, archived)

it's my last day tomorrow

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:16, archived)

What.....like, ever?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:27, archived)

Fingers crossed.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:31, archived)

who can tell?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:40, archived)

morning m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:39, archived)

Morning
Very cold here, but still no snow
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:18, archived)

seems to be north of scotland or south of england that are getting the snow
ps morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:39, archived)

I would love a good heavy snowfall
Perfect excuse to avoid the family, stay at home, not bother getting dressed, watch films and drink.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:41, archived)

graveyard shift
guaranteed free from hitlerian beakering
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 21:02, archived)

I think Hitler expects more from this place . It hasn't proved the attention it requires since around 2003

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 21:08, archived)

probably missing all those rallies of his

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 21:09, archived)

Honestly tho I cant believe you can be so thirsty on a dead message board when youngest you must be in your mid 30s

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 21:12, archived)

COVID's not been kind to any of us

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 21:13, archived)

Apart from inconvenience, luckily my lifes not been touched by covid

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 21:23, archived)

Yeah same here, I mean several of my friends have caught it, but they don't live with or come into regular contact with me, so no big risk

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 21:27, archived)

Your friends have had it but it hasn’t touched your life, is that what you’re saying?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 22:41, archived)

WELL?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 22:42, archived)

All his friends are under 8 and at no risk from covid, from him probably

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 23:02, archived)

Alright mongy, sounds like you’re doing ok with the lockdown, I bet you miss the pub though

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 23:37, archived)

Why, what’s happened?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 22:14, archived)

nothing other than the fact that I've put Hitler on ignore again, because of his unstoppable tide of autism

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 22:23, archived)

He’s gone I think, at least for right now. If you log out you’ll see.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 22:44, archived)

charming.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:53, archived)

no new posts since 7am
Are you all died?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:00, archived)

Hello
I can't clench my back left teeth and my left ear keeps a-poppin' - I think widsom tooth drama may be afoot for ol' Queefio.

What else may be afoot?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:34, archived)

The hands of the leg
jajajaja
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:35, archived)

#clever

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)

I have relatively good news, Boyce
Finally managed to get through to the hospital, and I'm still on the list. I mean, it's still not happening any time soon, but they've confirmed that I haven't been forgotten
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:36, archived)

two hats is not forgotten, no they'll never let you get away

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)

that's as good news as you can really expect at the moment, I would think
nice one
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)

Yeah. Better than nothing, is the way I'm treating it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:42, archived)

is it still the same list though?
or have you been moved onto the people who might die because we cancelled their operation list?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:41, archived)

I didn't think to ask

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:41, archived)

That is good news.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:42, archived)

304.8mm

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:36, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8293076
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)

I'm looking forward to finding out more of TH's favourite things
although I suspect it will be mainly buying guitars and eating cakes and/or pies
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:37, archived)

answer the question, dickhead

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:39, archived)

ian botham's footpenis

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:39, archived)

THANK YOU

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:42, archived)

I hope I'm one of his favourite things.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:43, archived)

I don't wish you any specific harm

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:45, archived)

I'll take it

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:16, archived)

I bet you will

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:19, archived)

Worst dee snider ever

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:01, archived)

that's quite a claim

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:33, archived)

Bigfoot.
Otherwise known as Sasquatch. Possibly a type of yeti.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:42, archived)

Wouldn't it be good if they found hard proof of the existence of Bigfoot?
Or aliens. Or anything, really.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:46, archived)

Nik Kershaw'szzzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:49, archived)

I've got some 'hard proof' HERE
*points at crotch*
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:22, archived)

you mean it bores people with the minutiae of its daily life on moribund forums?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:46, archived)

maybe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:49, archived)

12 inches

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:43, archived)

it's more than likely

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:50, archived)

I favoured the remoaner metric option

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:43, archived)

surprised no-one's said "the game" yet
anyway, "the game"
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:55, archived)

I just lost 'the game' oh hahaha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:57, archived)

I just lost my nan's on
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:59, archived)

Oh god, people who pretend to get really angry when someone mentions "the game" are the most tedious lolwacky twats.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:01, archived)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:16, archived)

I like how they think the rest of humanity gives a fuck.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:20, archived)

or is it a sport?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:59, archived)

lol

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:03, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:56, archived)

widsom teeth, widoutsom teeth

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:56, archived)

widsom, losesom

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:57, archived)

Norman Widsom

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:00, archived)

Widsomer Murders

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:01, archived)

The guff I’ve been brewing throughout my team meeting this morning

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:00, archived)

I'm Brexiting in my speakers
getting the whole shooting kitenkaboodle done in one go.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)

My parcel ordered two weeks ago is still being delayed by brexit
I think it has to pass through every country in the EU before returning to the UK, or something
(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:35, archived)

country rectum

This IS what the Brexit negotiations were all about.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:40, archived)

I'm having nightmares work-wise with stuff coming from or going to the EU
it's fucking awful
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:59, archived)

Do goods coming from outside the EU have all this fuss anyway, or is the UK getting special treatment

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:16, archived)

yes they do, but it's all long-established so the wheels turn more easily
But at the moment getting containers out of the Far East is also totally fucked: prices have trebled if you can even get one at all. I've got a load of stuff stuck in Thailand at the moment waiting for the situation to improve: it's been ready to leave for weeks already. The world's fucked right now
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:47, archived)

I bet the thais love having their docks full of containers that can't go anywhere
brexit (plus I guess covid worker absences) making trouble for every country not just us

Still, let's think of it as a transition phase, optimists will tell you these are just initial wrinkles to be ironed out
(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:41, archived)

we're having to get stuff in through weird ports like Liverpool rather than nearer ones like Felixtowe and Tilbury

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:59, archived)

Looking forward to all prices going up even more to pay for those extra miles

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:31, archived)

it's already happening at a wholesale level

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 17:48, archived)

Tim martin reckoned brexit was going to be great for everyone, and covid was a big fuss about nothing
I wonder what his opinions are on climate change and sustainable energy sources
(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 18:00, archived)

Just watched the youngest boy eat a double decker while on the treadmill
Little prick. I'm tempted to fucken throw something at him
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:36, archived)

cheeky scamp

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:59, archived)

is that verboten?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:18, archived)

Trampling in crumbs

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:22, archived)

This too

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:22, archived)

Eating chocolate while exercising seems like a waste of time
I think he's doing it to annoy me. And it worked
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:22, archived)

little scamp

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:25, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBYeDSrm-uM
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:29, archived)

Ah, not a bad one
From a particularly fun time in the business. The highlight of that show though, is the Cactus Jack/HHH street fight. Superb performances all round
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:49, archived)

that street fight is an absolute classic

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:01, archived)

It certainly is

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:23, archived)

chocolate on the treadmill

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:36, archived)

Not rising to it m2^3

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:44, archived)

wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:47, archived)

Sophie Ellizzzzzzzzzz

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:57, archived)

My chair keeps vibrating and there's a terrible smell
I suspect I may be doing guffs
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:38, archived)

all the signs are there

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:00, archived)

dunno, could be sat above a volcano

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:28, archived)

#violetberlin

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:22, archived)

this bloke
tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.wUcpMyH5Xlooz484QWuevAHaKI&pid=Api
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:28, archived)

can't make my mind up about him
Had me in fits the first time I saw him...next time: awful
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:48, archived)

I mean, he's no Russel Kane

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:57, archived)

or 'The Maestro', as he's known amongst those of us who know real talent

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:06, archived)

he's pretty funny I reckon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:51, archived)

no-one asked you, fuck off
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:53, archived)

public forum mate, PUBLIC FUCKIN FORUM YOU CUNT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:17, archived)

I've spent the morning breaking in my speakers and i must say, it's made a real difference.
In more breaking related news, Breakdancing is now an olympic sport.

Also, Good morning.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 7:53, archived)

you'll break them doing that

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:08, archived)

That's nice

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:11, archived)

You're nice.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:14, archived)

this is nice

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:29, archived)

we're all nice

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:31, archived)

Everybody is wondering about Kamala's backdoor.
How big is it? When will she use it? And does it even exist?

Of course, I'm referring to the theory that...

Kamala will soon become President -- using the "backdoor" of Joe Biden's death.

She didn't earn her role as VP...

Instead, according to bestselling survival author Damian Campbell...

She was hand-picked by a dark group of global elites? who are quietly working to put her in office.

... the same group that's been planning for years to take down America and all the conservatives who support it.

Now their plan is finally coming to pass.

And it could put your family in grave danger as soon as the next 2 months.

That's why Campbell is desperately trying to warn Americans in his recent book, "Rulers of Darkness."

Inside, he exposes the disgusting plans they have in store for you -- and what you must do now to fight back and WIN.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:52, archived)

Lol. Backdoor also means bumblehole

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:53, archived)

what? no way!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:56, archived)

Jewish space lasers can't melt steel beams!

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:55, archived)

I was just reading about the sovereign citizen people
And how, because the US was changed from a country to a corporation in 1871, they don't recognise anything legislation that's been passed since then. That's how Trump will be inaugurated as 19th POTUS on March 4th, because that's what inauguration day was, prior to the change in 1933.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:21, archived)

Makes a lot of sense

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:27, archived)

I'm one of those - I'm also a QAnon believer
trust the plan, m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:29, archived)

The military are currently in control of America. Biden is a clone of Biden (you can tell by the ears). Kamala Harris is a man. Biden is doing all his 'Whitehouse' speeches from a Castle Rock studio in Hollywood. The lights go off in the Whitehouse at 11 every night because there's no-one there. Tom Hanks is already dead.

I'd post a video on all this but You Tube keeps taking down the ones I like.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:55, archived)

Castle Fraggle
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:08, archived)

Gobo was implicated in Pizzagate.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:10, archived)

Anon believer
+ueer
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:39, archived)

whoa whoa whoa hold on minute
I think someone needs to speak up for my main man, Rutherford Birchard Hayes, here
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:27, archived)

burning in speakers and headphones is bollocks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:18, archived)

yeah boiiiii

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:29, archived)

you should burn your own bollocks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:32, archived)

already on it

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:23, archived)

I disagree

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:32, archived)

it's hi fi bollocks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:23, archived)

My gold plated cables have really upped the sonic quality of my system

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:29, archived)

exactly

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:33, archived)

you're bollocks

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:38, archived)

how terrifically rude

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:24, archived)

But the people who make the speakers tell you to run them in, ob one hand theres you and Hitler shit posting on the other experts

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:28, archived)

who to believe?
Industry professionals with decades of experience, or an unstable mental case on a moribund messageboard who stays up all night drinking and talking to himself?

I mean it's a tough call
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:31, archived)

I'm always right.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:32, archived)

How can I un-run-in my speakers?
asking for an imaginary friend.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:33, archived)

So called dr
FACT

According to Dr. Jack Oclee-Brown, our Head of Acoustics: "The suspensions see the largest change, [as] they are made from impregnated textile and at a microscopic level the textile fibres pull apart a little when they are stressed, which leads to a softening. Break-in can take from a few hours to a few days. This depends mostly on the signal used for the break-in. Louder music will break in the drivers more quickly. As typically the bass drivers break in the most. Music with more bass will speed up the process too. The same effects can apply to headphone drivers too."
(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:08, archived)

I think we've all had enough of these so called experts

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:11, archived)

at the risk of being a brb, there have been SCIENTIFIC TESTS done which show no difference in sound between fresh out of the box speakers, and ones which have been 'run in'.
Either running in is bollocks, or it works.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:33, archived)

Right o
www.cambridgeaudio.com/row/en/blog/how-run-speakers
(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:50, archived)

k

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:57, archived)

Even kef are laughing at you and your mate Hitler
us.kef.com/blog/some-facts-about-speaker-break-in-301371114?___store=english_brand
(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:07, archived)

they make the fucking speakers
They want you to keep them u nobend
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:57, archived)

Hi Windy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:24, archived)

Good morning Mr Front Bum

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:32, archived)

Alright?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:23, archived)

My leg hurts and the metal plate in my nose is cold and I would like to go home.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:28, archived)

Sounds like you've got a lot going on
Go and get yourself a camomile tea, and maybe listen to some white noise
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:15, archived)

noise supremacy podcasts
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:31, archived)

morning m8
I will have to at least watch some, even if only to become an annoyed nerd. I'm interested in how they will run it - crew battles, one on ones, set routines? How will they judge it? Who will judge it? Live DJ? Classic breaks or some other modern shit music? All in all it seems like a fucking dreadful idea - but I will at least for the first time since Daley Thompson smashed it in the 80s have watched an Olympic event
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:31, archived)

Any judged event in the Olympics has always been shit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:37, archived)

Try 2018s ‘Elephants on acid’ on your now broken in speakers, you won’t regret it!

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:35, archived)

On it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:37, archived)

morning
of course all event start times will now be held up by 72 hours because of Brexit
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:37, archived)

This is exactly what I voted for.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:41, archived)

my speakers are red and they have podka dots on :)

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:55, archived)

Phwoarrr

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:14, archived)

nice contents

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)

breaker breaker 10-4 good buddy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:18, archived)

Tangled up in poo more like

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:28, archived)

it strengthens the immune system to get your hands a little dirty

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:28, archived)

skateboarding also in the olympics now

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:29, archived)

How are skateboard kids going to pass drug tests?
They're all doolally on the devils lettuce
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:34, archived)

they are professional athletes m8, none of this 'heaven is a halfpipe' wallet chain and Etnies nonsense

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:44, archived)

You can't tell me that skateboarding is a sport.
Its like the people that believe that golf is a sport, doesn't wash with me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:47, archived)

I've heard people pooh-pooh the idea that snooker is a sport

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:49, archived)

If there is a theoretical perfect score, it isnt a sport, its a game.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:12, archived)

What about the gymnastic or skating events?
We've gone down a proper rabbit hole here, and no mistake
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:38, archived)

Is physical exertion not a criterion?
Bowls - sport
Chess - game
Darts - somewhere between the two
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:42, archived)

They are judged sports and so you can have a perfect score one year and still have improvement in later years.
Ergo, sports.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:48, archived)

Realistically, I think there are so many definitions and contradictions
That games and sports are effectively the same thing.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:58, archived)

monopoly is definitely a sport

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:00, archived)

There you go, see? An example of a game not having a perfect score or goal
Unless the goal is simply "the other player loses". Which could describe a bunch of things that people consider to be sports
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:02, archived)

That isnt what was said. Nobody claimed all things that have no perfect score are sports,

Merely that if it did have a perfect score, then it was not a sport.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:05, archived)

I'm not disagreeing with you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:06, archived)

What about tennis ? That has a perfect score

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:12, archived)

Grey area.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:23, archived)

Haha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:26, archived)

No. I gave you a definition
Excepting judged sports that have their own controversy, if there is a perfect score that can't be beaten, then it isnt a sport its a game.

Chess is more of a sport than golf.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:04, archived)

Why are you getting hot?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:05, archived)

Fight me tiny bald man

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

I absolutely will not

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

oh go on, it could be just like the wrestling scene from Women in Love

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:12, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XPi2RKYPX0
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:23, archived)

That's my favourite one, that
More of TH's favourite things later, Hat Fans!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:27, archived)

I'm pooh-poohing as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:16, archived)

Good morning!

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:05, archived)

youtu.be/o41CzwKagxA
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 0:30, archived)

I felt extremely uncomfortable watching that.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 0:48, archived)

methinks he doth protest too much

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 5:22, archived)

i'm not the most loved person here but in real life i'm actually alrite
i know home life isn't easy for everyone, and i don't want to belittle that
MOD EDIT: *****************CENSORED*******************CENSORED************
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:24, archived)

ur such a scamp

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:25, archived)

i no i'm well of the naughty generation. gen n i think it's called.
don't worry. old people can't read and won't be offended and also fuck off.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:26, archived)

signed: sexkitten69 genuine password u dnt wnna no cheers rite FUCK OFF

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:27, archived)

my pizza is with me.
not really true. still waiting.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:35, archived)

hwlp i've eat too much

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 22:16, archived)

This is where you live
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaker_Street
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:09, archived)

This is your family
www.britannica.com/topic/Beaker-folk
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:10, archived)

This is his thead
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3509854-penis-beaker
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:12, archived)

This is his online 'girl' persona designed to attract extra nonce bonus attention
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracy_Beaker
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:18, archived)

Can I just ask, is the term 'beaker' a muppet reference because he constantly shouts 'me me me'?
Edit - Beaker that is.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 0:21, archived)

Ode to Hitler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnT7pT6zCcA
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 0:35, archived)

^musical representation of someone starting a thread and then replying to themselves five times.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 0:46, archived)

Yes.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:14, archived)

Has everyone else got me on ignore or something? I feel like I'm missing a lot of this thread.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:05, archived)

It's not you m8, this troubled tit-spanner has nightly conversations with itself on here
This is apparently 'whimsy' as opposed to 'heartbreaking public alcohol-induced mental collapse', who knew
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:22, archived)

Well I guess it's not doing any harm and hopefully keeps him out of mischief.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:32, archived)

it doesn't

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:44, archived)

welcome to my world

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:09, archived)