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afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:03, archived)

HooplAaaahhh

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:04, archived)

pished awready?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:10, archived)

afternoon aye, paps oot

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:25, archived)

ok

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:46, archived)

ra-ther

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:27, archived)

Beer time

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:57, archived)

trying very hard to resist the call of the sniff for tonight

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 14:24, archived)

I'm at work tomorrow so taking it easy , but still you only turn err 47 once

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 14:25, archived)

oh fuck it's today isn't it - so sorry man, happy birthday

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 14:34, archived)

Cheers

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 15:08, archived)

happy birthday wiggy x

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 15:41, archived)

Dearest b, cheers

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 15:51, archived)

why are you wasting time here on your birthday?
fuck off and get shitfaced, you silly bastard!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 16:28, archived)

Oh where do I fuck off dear smashy dear smashy , oh where do i fuck off the juicers are closed

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 16:42, archived)

The offy

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 18:33, archived)

lol old

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 16:04, archived)

^

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 19 Feb 2021, 16:11, archived)

Stoos me huffing smoke from balloons I suppose

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 17:15, archived)

stoos it now?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 20:14, archived)

Thank you very mooch

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 20:17, archived)

alright
Just had my covid jab and I got a sticker for not crying
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 14:51, archived)

well done you, Cheers
I don't reckon I'll see one for months
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 14:52, archived)

I was surprised to get the invite as I’m under 50 but there were a few young-uns about

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 14:53, archived)

they must have already done - or at least offered - jabs for the more at-risk folk in your area I suppose
good news for all, especially you. Nice one
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 14:55, archived)

Cheers

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 15:15, archived)

Cheers
I’ve been officially informed that I’m eligible now, but there are very few appointments available. I’m just going to wait it out until they give me an appointment.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 15:38, archived)

Sour Gelato in the bowl, White Gushers on the way, damn.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 15:35, archived)

I have some gelato
And a large block of afghani hash which turned up on Weds, happy days
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 15:42, archived)

Dirty boy

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 15:52, archived)

A dirty boy in a dirty candy store

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 19:01, archived)

Time for liquid refreshments

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 18:32, archived)

almost evening

(dribble, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 22:05, archived)

Hahaha

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 23:58, archived)

morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 7:59, archived)

alright

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:20, archived)

not so bad, u?

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:22, archived)

Just commuting, gonna take it nice and chill today

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:23, archived)

just read this - it seems the tube is no longer a covid hellhole
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-56110232
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:32, archived)

Yeah I read that earlier. Surprised they found none

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:36, archived)

same here, good news though
London cases down 80% on two months ago too
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:41, archived)

We went in lockdown early tho December 13th or saink

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:49, archived)

I know we had a bit of a break but it seems like forever

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:52, archived)

We only had two weeks out of lockdown since November 3rd , and that was on the substantials

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:54, archived)

it's going to be like the end of WWII when all this is over

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:01, archived)

Having to go back to your wife after years of bumming your army mates?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:08, archived)

precisely

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:19, archived)

Pubs will be packed with 18 yr olds all trying to buy their first pint

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:17, archived)

18 16
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:19, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:21, archived)

that it is

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:22, archived)

Morning
Gone chilly again
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:23, archived)

supposed to be mild tomorrow

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:40, archived)

Hopefully
I don't like being cold
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:43, archived)

morning fuck yeah friday ding dong

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:55, archived)

yee-haw, m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:02, archived)

Yes
Hi.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:06, archived)

correctamundo

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:19, archived)

Leslie Phillips still isn't dead, amazing, isn't it?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)

bloody hell, it is rather

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:26, archived)

this is cool
edition.cnn.com/style/article/spain-bar-bathhouse-discovery-scli-intl/index.html
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:51, archived)

Yeah

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:58, archived)

creeping aria

(dribble, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 10:10, archived)

alright dribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 19 Feb 2021, 10:12, archived)

plasmid-enhanced tories and resonance cascades
2022 sounds great, sign me up
(dribble, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 10:20, archived)

who needs government oversight or budgetary restrictions when the economy is in such good shape

(dribble, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 10:40, archived)

Half-Life 3 announced!

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 19 Feb 2021, 11:19, archived)

di+

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 10:20, archived)

two poops today already

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 11:20, archived)

Bore da, The Doveston

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 11:42, archived)

skillz

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 12:31, archived)

*long drawn out sigh*
Alright Boyce
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 11:41, archived)

YES bruv

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 12:23, archived)

Alright 'Dickmaster B'.
I'm waiting for this vape thing to arrive arizer.com/extreme-q/

It comes with bags it can fill, so I can relieve the teenage joy of 'lungs'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 11:57, archived)

That looks really fucking stupid and bent, you clown.

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 12:22, archived)

I could never get into those volcano type things, they're rather undignified and a bit 'glue sniffer' what with the plastic bags and so on
I do have one of these, though:

herbalizestore.co.uk/products/arizer-solo-2-vaporizer

I never use it because they are rubbish for hash, but it's a great piece of kit
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 12:26, archived)

hiya

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Feb 2021, 18:38, archived)

Deffo gonna claim I've got long covid now when icba

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 18:46, archived)

Fuck Mercia, and fuck Beorhtric. Wessex 4 life.

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 18:52, archived)

b3ta

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 13:22, archived)

The old women who has sat on the seat in front of me fucking stinks, and that's with a mask on

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 14:35, archived)

Odd bit In this email, should i be suspicious
I don't trust all the Monks here in Uk after the Gay scandal. I want
you to Distribute these Funds to people that need it. I am 74yrs old
and really Blessed with fortunes. I will wait here for your Response
before I go ahead and inform my Lawyer about my intentions
(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 14:57, archived)

in fairness, I don't trust monks either

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:05, archived)

I replied to one of those, incredibly it was totally legit. There was a small outlay of $50,000 but sure enough 10 days later I received a tonsured monk.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)

Would you like to see my tonsured monk?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)

It might sweeten the deal, weed legal there yet

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

Yes. They’re talking about mushrooms now.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:29, archived)

maybe it's her minge that's the problem

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:06, archived)

There was certainly piss in the mix

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:07, archived)

Take the mask off, duh.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

That's a 6400 quid fine

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:13, archived)

Weirdly specific number, did they start at 25 and keep doubling it or something

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:18, archived)

I'm not even sure how many times you need to be caught to bump up to maximum fine. 1st offence is 200 I think, but 100 if paid in 14 days

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:29, archived)

£100 isn't much of a punishment for someone who could have just killed several people in the carriage

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:45, archived)

If mps get on trains after testing positive and fuck all happens seems harsh 100 quid to some poor cunt

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:52, archived)

Well it's pointless fining an MP, they'll just get one of their under secretaries to disguise it as an expense

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:30, archived)

old women often smell
it's a curious combination of stale piss, celery and digestive biscuits, with a hint of cat
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:08, archived)

NOM

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:22, archived)

yo

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 14:57, archived)

hey bro

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:06, archived)

Went for a walk, it was alright. My neighbourhood is a bit boring
My mate in Aus bought me an overdrive pedal for my birthday, which was very kind, so I've been buggering around with that. Now I'm sat down doing fuck all. #TheTHDiaries
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:28, archived)

~~around~~ myself
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:33, archived)

^

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:14, archived)

wors3

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:08, archived)

4 r1ch3r

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:33, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:09, archived)

yeah

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:17, archived)

I went outside, it was quite nice

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:16, archived)

I've just lost an hour to a tedious zoom-o with the warehouse
Now I've fallen behind and can't go to the park with the mrs :(
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:18, archived)

More like b3ak3r

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:09, archived)

p3n1s+

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:01, archived)

Not even once

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 16:19, archived)

not what I heard m8
they're calling you 'the internet Ike Turner'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:05, archived)

right, off to pressure rob on twitter to rename this place because it trivialises domestic violence
only just recovered from his sickipedia cancelling
(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:24, archived)

sh1tta

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:22, archived)

I'm the midnight t1tta

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:52, archived)

the ladies p1tta, I get upset on internet

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 18:10, archived)

morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 7:55, archived)

My left big toe is sore

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 8:35, archived)

so's my right elbow and I have no fucking idea why

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 8:40, archived)

Alright sma... oh.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:10, archived)

needs more unlikely 'Take a Break' style life stories.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:17, archived)

Such as?

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:34, archived)

Kit kat

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)

Covid?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:05, archived)

Toevid

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8293919
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:10, archived)

morning

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 8:55, archived)

alright boss

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 8:55, archived)

hello

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:04, archived)

hello

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:18, archived)

Morning

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:32, archived)

hullo will

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

Hi Queef
How are you doing?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:51, archived)

I'm not so bad ta
you?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:08, archived)

Stressed
I'm trying to move house in a pandemic.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:30, archived)

good luck with that, my father's trying to move from the US back to England and is having a nightmare

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:05, archived)

I'm seriously considering just getting a very long stay at a travelodge

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:11, archived)

make sure Lynn gets you some fungal foot powder and a big plate

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:23, archived)

This sounds like a mistake. He does know it's England he's going back to?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:16, archived)

ikr

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 13:21, archived)

It's my birthday eve

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:45, archived)

shitty time to be having a birthday eh

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:51, archived)

I opened what I thought was a Birthday card
it was my quarterly water bill.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:52, archived)

I'd only spend all day in the juicer

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:59, archived)

It's your birthday
Go nuts at home.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:07, archived)

what're you going to do instead? can you see your kids?

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:07, archived)

Fuck all I suppose, might have a couple of tins at work. Probably see my kids over the weekend, dunno really

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:18, archived)

I think I'm having a midlife crisis
Instead of having an affair and buying a sports car I have regressed to my inner 1984 and ordered one of these:

www.prodirectsoccer.com/p/nike-sportswear-jacket-midnight-navy-university-red-mens-clothing-217411/
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

Think I had mine a couple of years ago, still get emails from 80s casuals tho, and it is a nice top

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:11, archived)

mate of mine still has his original one from the 80s
It's fucking tiny though, archive purposes only now
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:25, archived)

I will see my daughter Saturday as I have to drop off her sapporo and cake

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:08, archived)

oh nice one
zoom scheduled with mine this afternoon - half term though, she will defo forget
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:22, archived)

I barely get a word out my daughter, we have a group on what's app only my son chats

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:37, archived)

glad it's not just me then

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:56, archived)

I'm sure once my daughter is away at uni this year I will become very popular for cash

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:47, archived)

these days, if you say you're asian, you get targeted with a patronising tv campaign

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:08, archived)

Meanwhile Jews are being greeted with 'Shaloam Jackie' up to 50 times a day

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:09, archived)

when did this come in?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:19, archived)

Arrested and thrown in jail you say?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:17, archived)

Typical met racists

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:24, archived)

It has rained all fucken week
Not like I was going to go out and do anything, but it would have been nice to get some gardening done
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:29, archived)

uphill+

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:06, archived)

*winks*
*wanks*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:55, archived)

first of the manks

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:56, archived)

Haha
V good
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:58, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:48, archived)

good morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:06, archived)

What's the odds on Prince Phillip not making 100?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 22:05, archived)

I dont think ethically bookmakers make odds on people dying, soz

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 22:06, archived)

That's a shame. I had a spare tenner.

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 22:12, archived)

Tottenham to win league cuo/ Europa . That cunt jose will win something this year. Always has first season

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 22:27, archived)

Europa league isn’t really winning is it, it’s a runners-up competition. The best you can hope for is becoming top runner-up.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 1:19, archived)

"Haha, that IV line looks like it was put in by an ... oh, hello. Doctor, is it? Pah. Didn't the ghastly proles vote to send all your sort packing a few years back?"

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 22:30, archived)

People that posh think every think is ok for everyone really. Must be a lovely world

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 22:33, archived)

www.petmd.com/reptile/conditions/how-tell-if-y
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 18 Feb 2021, 0:05, archived)

afternoon
kinell you lot, look lively
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:09, archived)

who could possibly have known that #insurance would have killed the board

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:11, archived)

helps keep the wolf from the door, so to speak

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:23, archived)

do you like me, sexwise?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:28, archived)

No real names

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:48, archived)

Tolkein gone wild

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 14:50, archived)

Sexwise Gamgee and Dildo Gaggings

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 1:08, archived)

~~wise~~ face
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:54, archived)

Wolf insurance?
I know a lot of Americans have alien abduction insurance, but I've never heard of wolf insurance
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:40, archived)

it's essential when out on the moors

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:59, archived)

They'll never pay out if you didn't stay on the road, though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:08, archived)

Just had the house revalued to get a new mortgage deal #mortgage

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:36, archived)

gone up by much?
#houseprices
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:14, archived)

Shut up
#shutup
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:49, archived)

#NoU

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 14:49, archived)

Outrageous

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 1:01, archived)

Some people get aroused by the weirdest things

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:56, archived)

Dom/subprime

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 14:18, archived)

not even in my top 10 special advisers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 14:35, archived)

willing to relocate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Feb 2021, 15:48, archived)

ifa cook

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 16:16, archived)

Freehold, amirite?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 1:02, archived)

Had to attend a meeting, its finished now. Might fuck off

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:22, archived)

I'm quite busy today, at least it's going quickly as a result

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:19, archived)

happy Gash Wednesday

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:30, archived)

alright, pinhead

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:58, archived)

and also to you

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:18, archived)

No
I'm gonna be lazy all day
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:41, archived)

it’s probably difficult for internet fatties do anything in a ‘lively’ way other than eating and wanking

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:35, archived)

My wheezing is quite lively too

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:38, archived)

hi

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 15:22, archived)

hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Feb 2021, 15:48, archived)

hullo m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 17:23, archived)

👍

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 18:02, archived)

I want to know what all this "horrific trolling" was that captain sir rt hon duke rev major tom esq and his family received

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 16:28, archived)

"You knew exactly what was likely to happen, going on holiday during a deadly pandemic with a clinically extremely vulnerable pensioner unable to be vaccinated"

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 16:48, archived)

HOW DARE YOU

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 16:49, archived)

"y dunt u fuckin die u stupid fuckin old cunt ps ur gay"

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 17:01, archived)

Thanks, but what about my question

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 17:31, archived)

no idea, soz

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 17:41, archived)

morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 7:48, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Feb 2021, 7:49, archived)

my income insurance went up by about a third maybe six months ago
that new total has just doubled again, the fucking cunts
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 7:56, archived)

I imagine they have had a rough old year

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 7:58, archived)

there's a lot of it about

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:03, archived)

insurance chat, eh?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:00, archived)

that's right
I thought 'who on here will be interested in arse-numbingly dull chat about finance?'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:04, archived)

my best performing pension has grown 8% over the last 12 months.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:12, archived)

~~est performing pension~~ umhole
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:03, archived)

Another day, another sceat

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:07, archived)

get out there and fuck up those Mercians m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:10, archived)

The political unification of the country isn’t going to achieve itself, and I’ve got a sneaking suspicion I’m just the guy to be Bretwalda
iykwimaityd
(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:13, archived)

you've got the right attitude m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:25, archived)

I appreciate you saying that, my peerless paramour

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:34, archived)

do do be do be do

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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:04, archived)

I heard intergalactic playing, thought cool, some lad in his van enjoying the beasties, it was my phone playing youtube in my pocket, lulz

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:17, archived)

that record is 23 years old, in my head it's their 'new' one
MCA's been dead 9 years now, wtf
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:20, archived)

I did not poo myself in the night.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:20, archived)

come on m8, we're all friends here (apart from banned poster dozer), you can tell us the truth

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:24, archived)

triggered

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:07, archived)

Fleetwoodzz

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:32, archived)

My motorbike insurance was £120 cheaper.
Good toimes.

The motorbike is in my parents garage 259 miles away but still. Hoping to get it back before too long...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:37, archived)

morning garold
I'm glad one of us has good insurance news

#insurance
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:43, archived)

Having renewed my policy yesterday
I feel I had to participate in this exciting /talk topic with my great internet chums.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 8:57, archived)

morning, getting the vaccine today, pretty cool, chicks dig a vaccinated guy

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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:01, archived)

It won’t protect you from a broken heart
Or gonorrhoea
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:10, archived)

morning m8
that's gr8 n3w5

my mum had hers yesterday too, result
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:16, archived)

I got mine a few weeks ago, my 5G signal has never been better.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

The REAL track and trace, eh

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:48, archived)

Justice 4 queen latifah

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:50, archived)

heh
that records that changed hip hop series (or whatever it's called) has a fantastic episode on MC Shan's 'The Bridge', absolutely fantastic it is.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 10:27, archived)

if you're wondering what prompted this comment, the next one is on 'Ladies First' by the actual Queen Latifah

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 10:37, archived)

Morning
My insurance is dirt cheap
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 11:25, archived)

#insurance

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 11:47, archived)

2 badges turned up today I only vaguely remember seeing them. Dint remember buying them. Lockdown has made me drunk shop? Do you do it ? I'm not keen

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 18:37, archived)

Baby

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 19:50, archived)

i.redd.it/sc6nkrnv3mm31.jpg
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 20:37, archived)

Can you put a cock on the bear?

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 20:46, archived)

Whose cock?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:50, archived)

I'm watching Framing Britney Spears
Docu of the year. Riverting stuff.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 21:36, archived)

Is that like an inverted rivet, or a generic Jamaican waterway?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 22:55, archived)

Thinking of getting a new laptop. Anyone had any experience with LG?
www.lg.com/uk/laptops/lg-16z90p-kaa75a1 Pretty sweet deal on this one.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 21:39, archived)

If it was crap for 1500, I'd be asking for a refund.

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 21:41, archived)

Yes, sadly I do - expensive records appear out of the blue occasionally

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 7:48, archived)

Hey, it's only fackin' pancake day!!!
Unfortunately I think pancakes are shit so wotevs
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:18, archived)

~~shit~~ crépe
(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:21, archived)

I missed a trick there, eh your highness

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:28, archived)

I don’t know do I

(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:51, archived)

alright
youtu.be/Tgjg1hlhvXY
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:30, archived)

Jock Box was their best one, top notch beatboxing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYGD9bGaW14
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:35, archived)

I want to be like Bill Cosby and Michael Jackson, at the same time.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:39, archived)

that's aged like milk, as they say

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

I suspect you already are.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:53, archived)

as well-loved as the former, as normal-looking as the latter

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:17, archived)

that's me!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:28, archived)

Might give up going to the pub for lent

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

you will be rewarded in heaven

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:36, archived)

I’m giving up posting on /chat

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:49, archived)

~~posting~~ my anal virginity
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:08, archived)

I quite like the odd pancake
But not more than one, too sweet
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

No mate
Pancakes are great.

Surprised you're not planning on cooking up some bánh xèo, okonomiyaki or some other 'foodie' pancake nonsense.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 13:07, archived)

I'm not a Christian m8, Shrove Tuesday doesn't mean shit to me
I'm doing a Keralan fish curry this evening
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 13:57, archived)

also okonomiyaki is possibly the worst Japanese food I've ever eaten

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:06, archived)

Traditional Japanese breakfast are grim, as my ex found out, then ate my american breakfast, the cunt

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:13, archived)

overall it's not one of my favourite cuisines tbh

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:25, archived)

Nor mine , I like a katsu curry, but that is considered peasant food over there so most good restaurants dont sell it

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:34, archived)

I like tonkotsu ramen, but again that's basically fast food

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:39, archived)

They do some good fish dishes, but I dont eat fish

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:41, archived)

Oh I had this, very nice
www.justonecookbook.com/saikoro-steak/
(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:44, archived)

that looks great

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 15:48, archived)

have you tried pocky?
fucking disgusting
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 15:43, archived)

yeah my kid loves them, but she is a shocking weeb

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 15:48, archived)

my niece is the same
weird kid
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 15:57, archived)

I was gutted when I saw tokyo diner has shut and is now fakey cake, hopefully it's just because of lockdown
www.tokyodiner.com/
(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:00, archived)

ah I remember you recommending them before
I think we ended up having Korean bbq instead, unfortunately, although in fairness it was fucking delicious and a lot of fun
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:07, archived)

Did you look at the cakes they are making? Odd shit

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:12, archived)

wow those are indeed odd shit,
The 'model of the Colosseum made from fish' being a standout
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:16, archived)

Chicken katsu cake, hmmm

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:26, archived)

it's a no from me

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:31, archived)

Yeah I cant pull the trigger and 2 cakes and 2 beers isn't a bad deal for which is going to be good quality

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:36, archived)

actually that offer with the two beers is indeed a deal
those tall Sapporo cans are about £3 each on their own
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:59, archived)

I'm going to do it my daughter was conceived in Japan, and birthday Monday

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 17:15, archived)

Not open mondays lol

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 17:32, archived)

Ah fuck

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 18:15, archived)

What the fuck

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 19:28, archived)

Omg sonc

(dribble, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:17, archived)

~~I'm not a Christian m8,~~
+is a
+to most, but it
(dribble, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:32, archived)

^ straight out racist, mother fuck him and brb

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:38, archived)

morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 7:51, archived)

morning
also this
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 7:53, archived)

hullo

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 8:13, archived)

Hello

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Feb 2021, 8:10, archived)

good morning mate

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 8:13, archived)

Busy day today at camp pig.
Might only get 2 coffees at this rate.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Feb 2021, 9:07, archived)

shocking
I'm expecting a quiet day, just having a cheeky cycle and listening to a 1992 hardcore mix
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 9:13, archived)

Is it a cheeky cycle because you're naked haha

(dribble, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 11:42, archived)

haha, I bet my neighbours wouldn't like it if I was!!!!

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:00, archived)

Good morning forum chums

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 8:10, archived)

Jah! Rastafari

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 8:13, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Feb 2021, 8:12, archived)

innit doe

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 8:13, archived)

Yo joe

(dribble, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 9:06, archived)

yo

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 9:39, archived)

smeg

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 9:33, archived)

^smegging smeggy smeg-head

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 9:39, archived)

morning, I mean

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 9:39, archived)

~~morning~~ smeg

morning
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 9:46, archived)

smeg

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 9:54, archived)

I missed Red Dwarf chat yesterday.
If I'd been here, I would have informed everyone that the early years were quite funny at the time, but that everyone involved in making them appears to be a cunt.

I mean, smeg.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 10:01, archived)

b3ta, I mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 10:02, archived)

smeg
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 10:04, archived)

oh noes, streetmap.co.uk can't find "smeg".

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 10:24, archived)

agreed, apart from the bit about the early years being quite funny at the time

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 10:14, archived)

smeg

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 16 Feb 2021, 10:25, archived)

Morning
Put my back out in my sleep
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 10:15, archived)

ouch

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:01, archived)

Ill-advised Ice Cube/ Crystal Gayle collab

(dribble, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

racists go home haha

(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 10:17, archived)

They should go back to where they came from, is that what you're saying?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 10:38, archived)

Embrace going for the Leave pound

(dribble, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 10:41, archived)

no, I’m saying they should go home. Can’t you read?

(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 10:43, archived)

All lexias matter

(dribble, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 10:54, archived)

Ultimately, 'home' is where they came from.
So you're telling them to go back to where they came from.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 11:04, archived)

They might have come from work or the pub or saink

(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 11:50, archived)

Could have been homeless since birth

(dribble, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 11:52, archived)

Can you spare 50p for some cow and gate

(dribble, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 11:53, archived)

I always found the chorus on this amusing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmneIzd4hjs

It's a fackin CHOON
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:04, archived)

I'm going home now , ok

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 11:55, archived)

no problem, WFH innit

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:01, archived)

Genuine tears of laughter here
imgur.com/Iz9uQPI
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:12, archived)

lol

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:17, archived)

What's the ward policy on visitor nakedness

(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:24, archived)

de rigueur

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:28, archived)

Aah, rigorously naked

(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:33, archived)

the best kind

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:34, archived)

i like this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:30, archived)

Put your bloidy mask on ffs
ibb.co/h1YkZwC
(Nicki Minaj, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:33, archived)

Lazy prick, you have wings for a reason

(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:34, archived)

Only went one stop too

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:37, archived)

no respect for others, disgraceful

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:37, archived)

fuck yeah I really didn't expect to laugh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 21:18, archived)

Red Dwarf is 33 years old today
did anyone else watch the first episode? is it still a good show, or is it one of those things that is now considered to be shit and for kids?
Alt: what's for dinner?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 15:34, archived)

smeg

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 15:40, archived)

that's a lot of candles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 15:42, archived)

~~candles~~ smeg
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:12, archived)

eww really? we're having prawn and pea risotto

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:12, archived)

haven't had a good risotto for ages
throwing a bit of parm in there?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:19, archived)

s+ a e
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:21, archived)

actually no, not in this one
www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/lemony-prawn-pea-risotto
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:23, archived)

good to see a recipe that makes use of the heads and shells

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:32, archived)

mad not to I reckon

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:36, archived)

oh, i agree

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:39, archived)

Why?
Also: the prawns should be “defrosted if frozen”, they can’t be both can they, which is it?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 22:22, archived)

It has its moments but I can't sit through a lot of it without finding it tiresome

(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:24, archived)

b3ta etc

(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:25, archived)

some episodes are a bit meh
but ones like quarantine i can watch again and again
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:35, archived)

Series 1-6 are worth watching but not much after that
alt: smeg
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:26, archived)

that's all i've got
series 7 was fucking dire, although i did quite like epideme
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:33, archived)

It was never the same when Rob Grant stopped being involved
The books are good though
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:37, archived)

better than life was brilliant, if a bit sad
infinity welcomes careful drivers is hilarious. think i've still got that knocking about the place somewhere
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:40, archived)

I lent my copy to a friend years ago and he never gave it back
the cunt
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:41, archived)

that's the kind of friend you can do without
i lent my signed copy of mort to an ex-boyfriend, who topped himself without giving it back. most inconsiderate.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:45, archived)

I find that discworld has that effect

(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:58, archived)

i was introduced to them as a teenager
loved them ever since
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:19, archived)

I like the books
seem to recall that backwards is better than the other sequel attempt
(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:59, archived)

backwards was a weird one
fucked up the timeline good and proper
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:19, archived)

Is that when it went all shit cgi

(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:57, archived)

It was always shit

(Garold Huzzah!, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:32, archived)

no, YOU smell

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:34, archived)

I bet you do, people who live scratchcard to scratchcard often are unsavoury types.

(Garold Huzzah!, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:34, archived)

i smell of poison
you just are
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:38, archived)

That’s probably just pus from your various infected wounds and myriad of health problems that you probably blame Boris for

(Garold Huzzah!, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:40, archived)

smeg

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:46, archived)

seems quite popular tonight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 16:48, archived)

I love Red Dwarf
despite the dated-at-the-time late 70s/early 80s English pop references in the early days, and despite the alleged comedy of the more recent stuff.

The situation itself is brilliant, and it's almost impossible to turn that dynamic into something completely unfunny (without taking it back to Earth for a Coronation Street crossover or something).
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:48, archived)

back to earth was truly dreadful
but it got us more dwarf, so it served its purpose
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 17:56, archived)

still morning but a bit later
how's Monday/the week ahead looking for you?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:36, archived)

got a couple of days off lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:37, archived)

I'm saving all my loliday allowance until I can actually do something with it

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:40, archived)

Whitney Houstzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:40, archived)

I'm cream crackered mate, I could do with a couple of days of just farting around

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:43, archived)

you've just had two, pull yourself together ffs

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:58, archived)

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:02, archived)

'then hang yourself in front of a window'

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:06, archived)

On it.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:08, archived)

Looks exactly the fucking same as last week

(Garold Huzzah!, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:49, archived)

Yeah it's a pretty stupid question eh

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:58, archived)

Same as it ever was

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:53, archived)

Same as it ever was

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:58, archived)

Wild bruv, might get dressed at some point, maybe around Wednesday

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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 10:59, archived)

woah there, no need to be so hasty

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:04, archived)

On holiday ain't I
Well, I say holiday. Exactly the same as last week, except I'm not working
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

mental mental chicken oriental m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:10, archived)

apologies to brb for the brazen hate speech in the above post

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:10, archived)

It's 'chicken eastern asian' m8

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:11, archived)

I'm velly solly m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:12, archived)

You sirry iriot

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:34, archived)

ah, simpler times, when mocking racial stereotypes was considered family entertainment

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:57, archived)

you got that right

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:11, archived)

Not bad
Warmed up considerably here, just enjoying quiet time with a book and a coffee
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:16, archived)

I'm having a fairly relaxed Monday, which has been achieved by doing a couple of hours work on Saturday and Sunday morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:27, archived)

Most strenuous thing I've done today
Is spend 10 minutes trying to remember where I left my smokes
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:32, archived)

Birthday Friday, woo hoo

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:39, archived)

zoom party YEAHHH

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 11:48, archived)

Looking forward to wave 3

(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:23, archived)

UPS turned up this morning, which was nice.
Customs only held it for 3 weeks. I feel like the UK seller should have made it obvious before checkout that the item was coming from holland.
(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:31, archived)

alright dribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:36, archived)

££

(dribble, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:37, archived)

UPS are being fucking crap at the moment - Yodel levels of crap

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 12:40, archived)

Crap UPS are being, mmm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 13:13, archived)

heh

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 13:41, archived)

~~UPS~~ 5 Star
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 13:14, archived)

not to mention Matt Bianco

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 13:42, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Feb 2021, 7:34, archived)

morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 7:45, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Feb 2021, 8:05, archived)

wazzing it down here

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 8:07, archived)

morning

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 7:50, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Feb 2021, 8:05, archived)

Ēalā

(Garold Huzzah!, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 8:10, archived)

Its already a disaster :'( just me and my babies now

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 8:11, archived)

about 4+ kg of Wagyu last night and ag'ed bordeaux. #povvofoodies
morning
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 8:19, archived)

holy shit

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 8:19, archived)

candles

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 8:19, archived)

.youtube.com/watch?v=jtcTNLNO5s0
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 8:44, archived)

happy collop Monday everyone

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 8:31, archived)

No nommy baconz for u

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 8:49, archived)

morning

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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 15 Feb 2021, 9:50, archived)

Beer time I reckon, I've fuck all else to do

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 14:12, archived)

You could always watch the football.

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 14:56, archived)

West Brom v man u, fuck that shit

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 14:59, archived)

Did you get many valentine cards?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)

I'm wigfield pal, what to you think

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

Yeah I'm on the wine now
I'm allowed because I'm manning the smoker, dad rules apply
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:21, archived)

I can't get the prick up to temp, it's not even that cold ffs

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:25, archived)

you don't even need to strikey-g this

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:26, archived)

I read this back to the tune of Tina Turner's Mad Max 3 classic

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 16:06, archived)

+MMMMNEURRGH

~~read this back to the tune of Tina Turner's Max Max 3 classic~~

AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 Feb 2021, 18:40, archived)

~~-g this~~ to have a good time
(dribble, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 18:57, archived)

It ain't warm out 2c maybe, still got snow on the grass around here

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:27, archived)

Seems a lot warmer than yesterday, even downgraded my coat choice for the park

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:30, archived)

The wind chill has gone, still cold temperatures

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:48, archived)

wind chill still in full effect here
bloody sea wind
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:53, archived)

bit early for me
if i drink in the day, i'm out for the count by 7
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:35, archived)

This may well be how my day ends

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 16:07, archived)

That's what I'm doing , got to be out early anyway

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 16:10, archived)

i fancy a kill bill double feature tonight
so i might go easy on the booze
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 16:51, archived)

Jesus

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 18:27, archived)

get your beers out for the lads

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 20:36, archived)

aye, paps oot

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 14 Feb 2021, 20:49, archived)

morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 8:03, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 14 Feb 2021, 8:37, archived)

morning

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 8:53, archived)

morning m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 9:28, archived)

morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 9:28, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 14 Feb 2021, 9:32, archived)

alright, England doing shit in the cricket, although a wicket this shit on inky the 2nd day is poor

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 8:38, archived)

...thank you baby

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 14 Feb 2021, 9:15, archived)

yeah well I just had half a bowl of curry for breakfast

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 9:19, archived)

Well the cricket is in India

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

Super duper

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 14 Feb 2021, 10:48, archived)

Pooper scooper

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 12:00, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 11:03, archived)

Hi

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 12:00, archived)

"Ningles", as they say.
Pissing it down here.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 Feb 2021, 11:29, archived)

Yo
Mild and dry here, bbq time
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 12:01, archived)

today is hate speech toward asexuals, cancel it now

(dribble, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 11:53, archived)

Nullo rights!

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 12:02, archived)

There's one particular gentleman on my "the social media's" whose status on this day gets more bitter, misogynistic and self-pitying every year
and it's always tempting to reply with "have you considered that this attitude is exactly why you've been single your entire life"
(dribble, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 12:11, archived)

Mine, I mean

(dribble, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 12:12, archived)

mmm, delicious salty passive-aggressive beakering on the social meedja

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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 12:35, archived)

They made me this way, all those fucking bitches, never showing any interest
always preferring the company of better looking guys with actual personalities and happier outlooks

oh
(dribble, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 13:10, archived)

I'm not always negative I'm a realist ACTUALLY
and I'm going to infer that you're stupid for your relentless positive outlook

I read online that putting women down works, sometimes

please go out with me
(dribble, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 13:14, archived)

I dislike valentine's day
As it should have been my sister's birthday today
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 12:46, archived)

Oof, very sorry to hear that.

(

Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 Feb 2021, 13:51, archived)

oh, she'd laugh her tits off at me getting upset

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 15:09, archived)

oh

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 12:24, archived)

You bent wanker
/ac
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 13:43, archived)

garyspivey.com/
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 23:28, archived)

What the actual fuck

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 3:08, archived)

Yes.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 14:33, archived)

Saturday night I feel the air is getting hot, like you baby
Hi it's me sort of attractive at the right angle. Danish pop sensation Wigfield. What hot things are on your agenda tonight?
(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:17, archived)

A shower

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:19, archived)

In danmark we shower in the morning

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:40, archived)

My family is Danish
We shower whenever we like
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:45, archived)

Who you stunting? Full dan here . Born an raised in danmark

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:52, archived)

^inspector norse

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:55, archived)

^ Dopenhagen

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:05, archived)

^scandi tosswig

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:08, archived)

^Hans Shandy

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:28, archived)

We left. It was cold.

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:54, archived)

Some kid froze your neck?

(dribble, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 19:09, archived)

I didn't like it

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 20:55, archived)

^ Little mneurghmaid

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 19:18, archived)

^Harold Pootooth

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 13 Feb 2021, 20:29, archived)

^Gorm the Less

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 13 Feb 2021, 20:29, archived)

Šhüt ūp m8

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 3:10, archived)

It's spelt Whigfield
At least get your own name right ffs.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:22, archived)

How very dare you , I identify as whomever as I want.m, and I will use my independence to call myself whatever I want. I hope the mods ban you.

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:26, archived)

sta strong sista

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:52, archived)

Disguising that she went the fewer hirsute route, full porter

(dribble, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:03, archived)

Alright wigfield, I've cricked me neck

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:51, archived)

That's a cunt that perhaps put saink hot on it, baby

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:53, archived)

hi wiggers, y u gon mad???

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:53, archived)

Too hot, think the trv on the rads gone, or it's you baby

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:57, archived)

Is it me or is buying a valentines present for your 3 year old daughter a bit fucking weird
although not as weird as buying one for somebody else's 3 year old admittedly
(dribble, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:57, archived)

Replies so far are entirely from females thinking it's cute

(dribble, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 17:58, archived)

Its bloody odd if the dad bought it in danmark we would lock him I this Saturday night , crimes hot

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:00, archived)

Baby

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:02, archived)

Until looking just now I'd not realised how few words are in that
and who needs things like verses, danish claire spits on your conventional song structures
(dribble, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:07, archived)

less

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:12, archived)

Baby

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:16, archived)

It's weird

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:55, archived)

Alright Wiggy, how’s Legoland coping in these troubling covid times?

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:24, archived)

Hi hot baby, danmark is lego, it's crazy

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:27, archived)

It’s party time, yeah

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:30, archived)

I'd say so , in danmark Saturday night is the one. The other nights are cunts

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:32, archived)

Skål

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 18:36, archived)

alright wigfield anything good on denmark telly?

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 19:32, archived)

Nah baby

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 19:50, archived)

I keep getting static electricity shocks from my cats.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 13 Feb 2021, 19:39, archived)

Are cats electric

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 19:51, archived)

Baby

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 19:52, archived)

Mine are apparently.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 13 Feb 2021, 20:31, archived)

get shot of them and get sphynxes instead

(dribble, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 20:04, archived)

CMOT Dibbler.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 13 Feb 2021, 20:32, archived)

€€

(dribble, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 21:16, archived)

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