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Your score: 5 / 7 - Don't be messin' with my bread
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-66743874
(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 12:06, archived)
2/7 no gassing Fam

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 12:11, archived)
4/7 meat spillage

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 12:12, archived)
Hi Spillage
may I say that's a fantastic blouse you're wearing.
(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 12:20, archived)
Thank you, I skinned it myself

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 12:32, archived)
1/7 Daniel Khalife

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 13:04, archived)
Daniel Rapecliffe

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 13:13, archived)
Bum out 4/7
Or was that my lunch? I get bums and Pringles confused
(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 13:17, archived)
7/15 BIG SWEATY BOLLOCKS

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 13:23, archived)
my score: £7.10 for a pint of Asahi in St Pancras station
ffs
(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 14:09, archived)
London lols

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:06, archived)
on a more positive note, I've blagged about £20 of assorted artisan produce whilst working today

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:56, archived)
Cushty, bruv, cushty.

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:39, archived)
I was by there just yesterday

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:20, archived)
so what you're saying is basically it's your fault

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:56, archived)
it's one of my favourite buildings in London
it was empty for decades
(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:57, archived)
my ballsack, I mean

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:57, archived)
Holy fuckaroonie

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:32, archived)
It's the 10p that's the really offensive thing here, for some reason.

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:47, archived)
8/15 TOOK AWAY MY OLD MAN

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 14:09, archived)
4/7 Florentine Pogan

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 14:21, archived)
5/7

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:22, archived)
it's fucking morning again, wankers
morning
(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 6:52, archived)
morning

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 7:22, archived)
Alright

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 7:30, archived)
The sun has got his hat on \●/

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 7:54, archived)
It’s overcast here. Nice.
I have just come home from a morning run and found a cat in my house. Anyone need a pussy?
(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 8:13, archived)
Fanny Friday!

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 8:23, archived)
FUCKLIFT! YEAH!

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 8:58, archived)
13th Floor Elevator here

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 9:28, archived)
morning from the foggy northern wastes

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 8:43, archived)
Pretty misty here, meant to be a proper scorcher 2day in the wealthy golden triangle

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 9:13, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 9:25, archived)
WANKER

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:02, archived)
No it's not

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 9:29, archived)
Yeh it is

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:02, archived)
Oh yeah you're rite

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:08, archived)
-r +sh

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:10, archived)
Lol

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:40, archived)
BELLEND

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 9:40, archived)
^ Belfield lookalike

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:03, archived)
Creepy nonce

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:06, archived)
That's exactly what you are, nice to finally see some self awareness from you.

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:40, archived)
Is that all you got you four eyed fat cunt?

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:48, archived)
That's what she said!
...to you.
(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 11:00, archived)
Nah your missus couldn’t talk…she had her mouth full mate

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 11:15, archived)
Fucking lol

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 12:33, archived)
Lol

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 12:48, archived)
Timmy v jimmy

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 12:50, archived)
this is the best post on here in fucking yonks

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 17:01, archived)
an extremely low bar, but agreed

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:32, archived)
so I’m told

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 9:53, archived)
Trotters Bar pint later m8?

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:03, archived)
Cushty

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:09, archived)
morning from Sauerkrautland

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 8:44, archived)
Gluten-free morning

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 9:53, archived)

MEAT SPILLAGE
(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 9:56, archived)
That’s dozers nickname

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:01, archived)
What an offal thing to say

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:03, archived)
You jerky

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:05, archived)
I have no beef with you

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:08, archived)
these jokes really rind my steers

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 10:23, archived)
U no wat dey say m8, live and let liver

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 11:00, archived)
Shame

(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 11:30, archived)
Fucks sake, I leave a perfectly good prick pushing thread and that happens
I'm in Leeds. Fucking shithole.
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:36, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:37, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:37, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:39, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:42, archived)

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(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:49, archived)
You'll never be mine like you wanna be

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:52, archived)
But darling. I already am.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:57, archived)
Leeds is alright, eat at Bundobust

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:54, archived)
^

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:55, archived)
I've left already
But Manc Bundobust was always good
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 21:06, archived)
I like Leeds.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:58, archived)
You like faggots with gravy

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 21:07, archived)
bollocks

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 21:13, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 21:15, archived)
That's a Black Country thing, not a Yorkshire thing.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 21:14, archived)
Gray paes

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 21:15, archived)
Does he?

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 21:17, archived)
He does, yes he does

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 21:19, archived)
This banter is going nowhere
when we could be having a really interesting discussion about Latin names for potential Autobot leaders.
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 21:28, archived)
asinum bonum anetum taleao

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 21:31, archived)
Et tunc diabolus dimittit salsum suum;
et misit me puella
flop flopum audiunt ubera ;
Omnia per orbem dixit;

"Tres cerevisias mihi possedi et pugnum plenum varietatibus, et ego scidi tam futuam vos pagani."

Amen.
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 22:24, archived)
Quiet innit

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:25, archived)
shut up

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:26, archived)
That won’t help the conversation mate.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:33, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:43, archived)

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(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:46, archived)
arseboon dilbarooooooooooo

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)

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(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:50, archived)
arseboon dilbaro? Arseboon? Dilbaro?

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:51, archived)
smeggin’ smeg

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:51, archived)
SMEG!!!

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:38, archived)

𓀐𓂸
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:39, archived)

smegging smegger
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:40, archived)

ᶠYͧoͨᵏu
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:42, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:43, archived)
sss
mmm
eee
ggg
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:44, archived)
ARSEBOON DILBARO ARSEBOON DILBARO

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:46, archived)
丂爪乇Ꮆ

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:49, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:50, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:42, archived)
smmmmmmeeeeeegggggg

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:42, archived)
ARSEBOON DILBARO!

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:43, archived)
ᦓꪑꫀᧁ

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:45, archived)
ARSEBOON DILBAROOOOOOOOOOOOO

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:46, archived)
arseboon dilbaro
ARSEBOON DILBARO
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:42, archived)
smeg
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
SMEG
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:43, archived)
arseboon dilbaro?

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:46, archived)
smeg.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)
Arseboon. DILBARO.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:49, archived)
I haven't been inclined to post anything

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:58, archived)
arseboon dilbarbou

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:05, archived)
You ruined it
Amateur
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:08, archived)
ARSEBOON. DILBARO.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:13, archived)
( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ)

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:21, archived)
:D
Thanks
(, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 7:21, archived)
𓂺

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:20, archived)
smeg2023

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:20, archived)
Pushing that bollock down the board

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 16:59, archived)
Is it hot in here?

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 17:02, archived)
let's take off all our clothes

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 17:04, archived)
Fucking weirdo

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 17:27, archived)
no that's later on

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 17:28, archived)
Make sure you put the balls in as well.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 17:47, archived)
I am not available soz

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 17:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383359
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:26, archived)
Nudie Thursday

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 17:46, archived)
The Rolling Stonezzzzz

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:12, archived)
Hitler?

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 17:47, archived)
No real names please

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 17:55, archived)
i barely touched her

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:05, archived)
Lies

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:12, archived)
Alright popular poster dozer

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:13, archived)
Fuck off dozers

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:21, archived)
BOLLOCKS

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:01, archived)
Bollocks

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:11, archived)
Today I lern't
That RODIMUS is a real Latin word, being an inflection of rōdō (first-person plural present active indicative), itself meaning literally to gnaw, nibble, bite; eat or waste away, corrode, consume; erode, and figuratively to slander, disparage, backbite.

Like... I don't know how I feel about TF:TM any more. I might have to reappraise the Time Wars too. I feel like I've been lied to since 1986.
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:11, archived)
Tl;dr something about lube

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:21, archived)
Arise, Lubricus Prime.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:21, archived)
Good news, as a grown adult you don't have to feel anything about a children's animated film

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:38, archived)
It's like they just wrote a crap script because nobody cares and they just wanted to sell more cheap plastic crap toys.
It's like his name is First Whiny-bitch. How is that cool?

Optimus Prime - that's obviously the best name. Sentinel Prime, a good name. Primus, makes sense. Then Rodimus? Wtf? Was there no alternative?
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 20:32, archived)


(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)
:O
Don't ever try to post anything intelligent on here
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 19:57, archived)
alright gunts, just got a new job. What should I do to celebrate?

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:06, archived)
Molest a marmoset.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:15, archived)
👍

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:17, archived)
How much does cottaging pay?

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:17, archived)
Nobody cottages any more mate

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:18, archived)
Sign of the times :(

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:46, archived)
^ purple helmit

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:50, archived)
69p

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:19, archived)
Ham is only 50p
Much better option
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:47, archived)
Anal cleanliness technician at the Happy Chocolate Clouds home for the violently insane and incurably incontinent?

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:39, archived)
You must be my new line manager

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:49, archived)
Roll naked in honey and oats

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 14:45, archived)
I said celebrate, not my usual morning routine

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 14:51, archived)
White chocolate Coco Pops or gtf

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 14:55, archived)
Party hat full of billy on your cock

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:10, archived)
Send me money for drugs of course

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:14, archived)
Sure, what’s your account and sort code?

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:25, archived)
I will gaz you now

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:25, archived)
Pretty sure his sort code is 80-08-5

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:26, archived)
Nice

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:28, archived)
*something about leaving a deposit*

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:30, archived)
Something about spunking on a fiver

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 16:10, archived)
Congratulations 🎊

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:46, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383335
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:54, archived)
Oh yeah congrats too

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 16:19, archived)
Cheers

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:47, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383337
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:54, archived)
Confess your true feelings to the girl in accounts

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:50, archived)
"Stop flirting with the staff or you’re fired"

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 15:55, archived)
go to work, be a jerk

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)
Nice
hook a brother up, my job ends at the end of December
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 16:44, archived)
Are you santa?!!!!

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:01, archived)
Gizza job

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:48, archived)
what's up, wanker's?

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:13, archived)
might fart on a falcon

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:16, archived)
Ejaculate on an eagle

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:27, archived)
Might bukkake a buzzard

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:30, archived)
Spunk on a skunk?

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:47, archived)
Facial a fieldmouse

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:06, archived)
Cum guzzle a gazelle

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:08, archived)
No m8

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:11, archived)
Interfere with an ibex?

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:23, archived)
phornicate with a pheasant

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:31, archived)

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(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:40, archived)
London is hot and full of people

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:26, archived)
more of a breeze today than yesterday

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:44, archived)
Still sweaty

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:24, archived)
lots of sweaty gunt's about

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 12:15, archived)
Watch out, guntsweat's about!

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:05, archived)
Just saw a hit and run outside asda

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:36, archived)
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car? ... oh.
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:55, archived)
Taxi driver with road rage
Supposedly, a Hackney driver cut him off, which is apparently cause enough to follow him to asda, wait till he's standing next to his cab talking to another driver, then speed up and plough into him, knocking him full force into his own cab.
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:09, archived)
I was just taking the opportunity to make a Grease joke, I didn't actually want to know.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:15, archived)
You interfering Fuck wit

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:28, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 12:03, archived)
Well now you do

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:36, archived)
He cut him off, driving the car
Well, he got road rage down in Asda
He sped up, ploughed into him
Well he was squashed, broken a limb
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 12:08, archived)

Well A well a
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 12:54, archived)
That was me mate.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:08, archived)
Only kidding. I’m still banned.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:09, archived)
I reckon Wakefield prison has my favourite lineup.

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:00, archived)
Morning comrades
Alan Titchmarsh Thursday today
Tit lol
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 7:48, archived)
Morning
Shopping day for me, not sure how Alan Titchmarsh would feel about that
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 7:52, archived)
Suggest some nice flowers?

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 8:29, archived)
morning

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 8:00, archived)
Now then shitface

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 8:29, archived)
WANKER

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 8:43, archived)
Saving that particular pleasure till lunchtime

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 8:49, archived)
wanking from home

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 9:29, archived)
Self employment

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:08, archived)
Titface Turdsday

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:08, archived)
What's the best sort of weapon to have about one's person when arriving in London?

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:40, archived)
having Jesus in your heart is the only weapon you'll ever need.

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:46, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:08, archived)
That'd be fatal

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)
not if he's very very small

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:48, archived)
I think he's dead

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:12, archived)
even a very tiny heart-Jesus can turn into a problem if it dies and rots in situ, seek spiritual guidance or a competent cleaner

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:16, archived)
mr horrible has a dead heart-jesus , what do?
It's not entirely clear what you're asking, but it seems like you might be referring to a fictional character named "Mr. Horrible" who has a "dead heart."
If you're talking about a real-life medical condition where someone has a "dead heart," it's essential to seek immediate medical attention.
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:19, archived)
brain-dead is better than heart-dead

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 22:44, archived)
I'd think either way, ChatGPT's assertion that it's essential to seek immediate medical attention would still be a part of the conversation

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 3:13, archived)
An arseboon dilbaro

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:50, archived)
Good point

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:03, archived)
A MASSIVE FUCKING ROD ON!

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:53, archived)
Your arse

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)
My bread ain’t buttered that way my man!

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:17, archived)
Are you sure?
:)
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:33, archived)
Yeah it is, you dated a bloke called Ben, you big gayer

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:17, archived)
He was a sweetie

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:00, archived)
Died of a broken kick

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:04, archived)
Why would you need a weapon?

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:56, archived)
FOR FUCKS SAKE.

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:02, archived)
Yes yes you're starting to annoy me
Bou is coming out
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:35, archived)
Kray twins innit

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)
1967
Is London crime ridden now.

I was there in 2015 and there was a protest going on about pedophilia in high ranking members of the royal family and in government. It was outside no 10. I got a bit of a fright.
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:28, archived)
There was actually only one but he could move really fast

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:32, archived)
I thought there were three, right, one as a spare like the Queen

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:54, archived)
Like the three ronnies

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 19:42, archived)
Personality, son

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:00, archived)

, son horse
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:03, archived)
Horses have many unique personality traits, but main traits are typically categorized as social, aloof, challenging, and fearful

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:04, archived)
I've lost mine

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)
London innit, take some other cunt's

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:46, archived)
Not sure about this

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:13, archived)
is it the apostrophe?

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:14, archived)
Fiver a pint in there now

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:27, archived)
Get a litre, solved

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 19:43, archived)
Flick knife
And a bottle of pepper spray
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:08, archived)
Good calls

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:10, archived)
Bùm out and willy out

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:32, archived)
Shit yourself, then nobody will come near you

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:16, archived)
Corprophiliacs would follow me like the pied shitpiper

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:27, archived)
A full wallet, fucking expensive round here now

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:08, archived)
Aloofness and an impenetrable bubble of entitlement.

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:08, archived)
alright "a mirror"

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 21:19, archived)
alright "a reflection"

(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:54, archived)
a reliable pen

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 19:09, archived)
+is

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 19:18, archived)
never change

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 22:11, archived)
+ these days is hard to find

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 22:41, archived)
FUCK!!

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 11:35, archived)
Off you retard

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 11:36, archived)
Well done you. *kisses ears*

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 11:40, archived)

Save all your kisses for Mears
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 12:11, archived)
-f

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:03, archived)
Swearing is haram

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 11:38, archived)
50p haram

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 11:38, archived)
I can't help but read these posts to the tune of Morning Has Broken

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 11:40, archived)
YES

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 11:41, archived)
As they should be

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 11:42, archived)
I'm breaking wind as I type this

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 12:13, archived)
Cheers cheese

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 11:41, archived)
-Cheers +Bell

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 11:42, archived)
My speakers are broken so I can't play music at my desktop right now, but I can still enjoy the visual treats in this fan-made Lindsay Lohan video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBwSof7RvEI
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 11:54, archived)
Fucking save me your life story m8

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 12:07, archived)
it's too late now

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:50, archived)
Not right now, it's too hot

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 12:09, archived)
Gutted.

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 12:14, archived)
+n

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 12:52, archived)
Splurged

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:13, archived)
@bugsymalone

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:24, archived)
That's not the way to get boxed in the ring

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)
-tt +ff

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 19:45, archived)
morning bollocks niffers

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 6:51, archived)
morning MC

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 7:02, archived)
Morning

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 7:21, archived)
alright, "MysteryCunt"

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 7:41, archived)
morning

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 7:43, archived)
Good morning

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 7:51, archived)
Morning cunt

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 8:10, archived)
I'm a blonde bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamor in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 8:18, archived)
Morning
How did Bum out Tuesday go?
I propose Whap your Willy out Wednesday for today
Unless you're a lady boarder you will have to improvise then
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 8:23, archived)
Flange-out Fridays perhaps?

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 8:44, archived)
Mingetits Mondays

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 8:53, archived)
STI Sunday?
and on the seventh day god got an itch and yellow discharge from his winkie?
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 9:45, archived)
Shit in the shower Saturday
Lol winkle
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 10:21, archived)
#waffling

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 11:37, archived)
:(

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 19:47, archived)
vag cream vednesdays

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 9:00, archived)
I'm not a bollocks niffer I'm a bollocks niffers son

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 8:24, archived)
f is next to g on the keyboard, jussayin'
you dreadful racist
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 10:46, archived)
guck og

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 10:46, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383178
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 8:52, archived)
Cheers

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:39, archived)
alright

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 15:25, archived)
Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 15:28, archived)
Hi

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 16:36, archived)
Just add gravy ffs

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 17:04, archived)
Good afternoon

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 15:33, archived)
Cheers

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 16:36, archived)
Lunchtime thread !

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 15:43, archived)
Bit late.

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)
ello

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 17:36, archived)
fuck off then

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 21:06, archived)
Howzit

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 17:58, archived)
Hi populol poster D*z*r

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 18:00, archived)
No real names, vlad, come on.

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 18:11, archived)
Sorry Rachel

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 18:36, archived)
Is anyone here on Threads?
I’m @paulyandnukhas if you’d like to join me.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 13:37, archived)
Bollocks

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:11, archived)
Fair doos,

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:17, archived)
I'm not into AmDram, soz.
You go ahead and break a leg though.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:16, archived)
Lies, I know you go to Improv classes with the U3A.

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:18, archived)

Im on when I thought twitter would die, but it seems threads has met that fate.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:21, archived)

I follow you anyway. I think...

From the bushes.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:21, archived)
Hah, it’s really active, at least in the interests I’ve got.
I can’t see Twitter lasting much longer in western world now Elon is at war with the ADF. I’m pretty sure I’m shadow-banned on there anyway.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:28, archived)
ADL
Anti-defamation League
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 15:57, archived)
Whoops ! That’s the one.
Better than the IDF tho 😂
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 17:50, archived)
I’m on PCP

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:26, archived)
That’s cool, I’m just a DMT character anyway.

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:29, archived)
YEAH YOU KNOW ME!

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:39, archived)
Crack here

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:30, archived)
Powder just don't cut in any more, eh?

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)
Was going to
But my attention span is less than stellar lately
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:41, archived)
Aye aye, I gotcha…
I just find it’s easier to get that vitriol-free dopamine hit without being being thrown a ton of hate-ttention.

How’s things anyway?
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:51, archived)
Not too bad
Work is going well and the cat is mental
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 16:49, archived)
Sounds good to me ! Good to he busy.

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 17:51, archived)
I'm on here, that's enough

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:57, archived)
yo tambien

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 17:30, archived)
Nope soz
I don't do X or threads

I have an account at X but I never use it
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 15:02, archived)

I am
Or I'll will be once I sort all my various logins out.2 factor verify is not your friend when you lose your phone and can't receive sms or calls...
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:45, archived)
Day 9 of rough sleeping.
Did a few days in Cambridge at the beginning of last week, church grounds on the high road were bastard noisy.
Back in Kings Cross now. Found a corner away from the drunks and smackheads, and drunk smackheads.
Given I go to the day centre, have a shower, do laundry, and get something to eat, I'm not sure I'm cut out for homelessness. And sleeping on concrete is really bad for your back. Who knew?
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 8:24, archived)
Maybe see you at King's Cross tomorrow
Edit: I'll look out for you
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 8:56, archived)
Can the day centre not help?
At least with a hostel maybe?
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 8:59, archived)
They might help him
I doubt they'd help me
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:03, archived)
Streetlink made me an appointment with the hostel for Friday morning.
Apparently the 'no second night on the street' scheme means no 12th night.
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:58, archived)
Cheers

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:04, archived)
Try sleeping on top of the drunk smackheads
Comfier than concrete
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:04, archived)
Hi it's bou
Is this all true?

Are you homeless?


:'(
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:33, archived)
You're not mad enough to be Bou

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 10:41, archived)
I take a lot of medication now
A lot. I can send you pictures of the boxes if you don't believe me
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 12:42, archived)
Omg ! 😱🤩

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 11:01, archived)
All we need now is baldmonkey to turn up and it'll be just like old times.

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 11:04, archived)
Which one is baldmonkey?

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 11:16, archived)
Me

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 11:20, archived)
The Threadstomper

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 12:21, archived)
Alright Gonz

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 11:15, archived)
Putin? Is that you? Long time no see ! How’s the ladz?
(Alright mate? Who’s this?)
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 11:19, archived)
I used to be DBT
But the account went tits up a few times
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 12:04, archived)
Nice ! Have peeps found their chill here now?
Hope all’s well !
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 12:13, archived)
Yeah all good
Just had a daughter that's 3 now that's my breeding over with
How are you?
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 12:24, archived)
Blimey, Muzletov !
I’m good, just going through a Melenual Life Crisis, but really positive I can get things going. Likely will be retaining in something to do with mental health; don’t know exactly, nothing overly academic, maybe an apprenticeship in the upcoming Feb term if I can.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 12:35, archived)
That or o genuinely want to do something with the medical cannabis industry.
Accidently became a craft-beer-bore with weed. But seriously, Monty was right about that stuff.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 12:38, archived)
Didn't you work with websites?

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 13:04, archived)
Yup, I want to transfer those skills elsewhere though.
Had a run of some really awful bosses (Tech Bros and all that; racist/sexist bastards, they ended up in courts) for a few years, then covid hit, and I realised I still love coding but don’t want it as a career anymore… so whilst the CV has these gaps, it’s the perfect time to move on.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 13:30, archived)
Lockdown was a bugger
I left medical practice for a few years, bought a pub and was enjoying it but Covid hit and the hospitality industry died. Shame but Wetherspoons gave me a good price, but I loathe the chain.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 13:53, archived)
That’s pretty impressive, fuck Brexit aye.
I’d love to start a canna pub for patients to learn all the different devices, strains, clinics, and general socialising. They’re a few in the uk but no legal ones by me (I don’t think I’m London). I must have wasted £1000s learning how to consume properly. Wouldn’t do it for the money, but the ROI should be good by picking up commissions.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:56, archived)
Gonz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 12:40, archived)
Hay there ! You’re looking mighty fine today.
How’s life?
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 13:31, archived)
I'm doing fine
I live in Italy now

How are you?
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 15:01, archived)
Hi Bou,
If it is you.... *shifty look*

Yep, all my belongings in a suitcase, and a tan that says I'm not indoors much...
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 18:46, archived)
Get a fucking job.

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 10:53, archived)
Bit harsh

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 11:17, archived)
Just what is it with you and prostitution?

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 12:12, archived)
It’s the family business

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 12:21, archived)
The family that lays together, stays together

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:40, archived)
Do they not do night shelters?
Hope you manage to find some accomodation soon. They need to make it easier for people to get back on their feet :(

What have the councils said?
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 11:31, archived)
Fuck all, its London
But even then they'd insist on him having a local connection before admitting they had a responsibility.

Also, Georgia.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 11:34, archived)

Horbs.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 11:36, archived)
Fucking hell, it's bent Jase!

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 11:44, archived)
Alright Jase
They are coming out of the lurk zone recently
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 12:05, archived)

The weather does that to you...
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:20, archived)
Be better off back round here mate

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 11:52, archived)
Good luck to you friend

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 12:02, archived)
Damn dude, really hate to hear that.
Maybe there is a way of picking up a few Bob by getting a bike somewhere & doing one of the food delivery places? Hope you find your feet soon.

WhatsApp me mate, all I can do is lend an ear atm, but it’s better than nothing =)
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 13:35, archived)
ARSEHOLE
I mean, morning
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 8:18, archived)
It's Bums Out Tuesday!
I hope you have yours out?
Out, proud and splendid
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 8:30, archived)
I'm in the office, I don't think they'll appreciate it
But it's as pert and firm as ever.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 8:57, archived)
You just gazzed me a picture
It shirley is Mr H
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:09, archived)
Morning
Cat's on one again
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 8:47, archived)
Doing what?
Crapping or just general cat mental stuff?
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 8:57, archived)
Both
I can't move without him being under my feet, he thinks everything is a game.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:02, archived)
Get him some cat mint
Good for the digestion and it'll get him a bit stoned.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 8:58, archived)
Spike his lunch with acid
Then film it for YouTube
With your bum out obvs
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:01, archived)
I think I'll have to
He's just so hyper. I can't wait till he's big enough to play outside, where he can burn off some energy without driving me batshit
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:03, archived)
I can hear him in the bathroom
He's attacking the shower curtain again
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:24, archived)
🍑 ☀️

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:03, archived)
Only if your bum is out

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:20, archived)
Smegning

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 7:36, archived)
nobody smegs all that smeg you smeg

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 7:53, archived)
Get smegged you smeggy smegger

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 7:54, archived)
Shazam sucks.
There's a podcast called Wrestle Me. It has a theme tune. Can you identify it?
youtu.be/wteSYWPqLFM?t=701

To me it sounds like it could be a Japanese 70s/80s TV theme, there's a touch of Tijuana brass that's suggestive of Transformers... It's familiar as FUCK.

Alt: Do you look like David Frum?
(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 19:42, archived)
My TV trivia obsessed brain is drawing a blank
And no, I've got better boobs
(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 19:52, archived)
I also have better boobs and don't know what you're talking about

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 20:23, archived)
Bum out

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 21:49, archived)
Pics or
GTFO
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 1:16, archived)
Yep. It's the theme track to Frank Bough's 1981 TV show Anal Whors d'oeuvres
Tina Weymouth remix
(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 21:57, archived)
good night, internet

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 23:19, archived)
Yes the first one was terrible, I have not seen the Fury of the Gods one yet but I imagine it is terribler

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 23:35, archived)
The music is clearly a synth cover of 'YMCA' by The Village People

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 23:52, archived)
Some billy I ordered on the dark web has just turned up.
Can anyone recommend a good starting dose for wanging it down ones' japper?
(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 12:12, archived)
Try a bollockfull

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 12:14, archived)
5 and a half bums

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 12:22, archived)
I'm not familiar with that unit of measurement.

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 12:56, archived)
1 bum = 0.35 gunts

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 13:22, archived)
Is your bum out or in?
This is important tbh
(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 13:11, archived)
Bum out monday

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 13:45, archived)
Bums are funny

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 13:47, archived)
Why bother?
It's not like overpriced internet speed is better than standard paedophile truck driver greasy spoon speed.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 14:48, archived)
All speeds taste the same

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 15:29, archived)
alright Einstein, I like your new simplified theory of relativity

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 15:35, archived)
E=E

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 15:50, archived)
FEASTING

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 16:50, archived)
FE=ESTING

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 19:10, archived)
v=v (or C=C) surely.

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 17:56, archived)
fuck of

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 19:07, archived)
STOP GETTING PHYSICS WRONG

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 19:35, archived)
Hardly overpriced, and if it's anything like other drugs I've bought online, it should be pretty decent quality.

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 17:13, archived)
What does decent quality even mean
when applied to a skanky drug like speed? Slightly less rat poison than usual? Slightly more ProPlus than usual?
(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 17:43, archived)
Pretty much

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 17:52, archived)
Of high purity and not cut with anything highly harmful. I'd have thought that was obvious - how the fuck else would you describe it?
Contrary to popular belief, drug suppliers don't go out of their way to poison their clients for the sheer fun of it, and the thing about online marketplaces is they have customer feedback just like Amazon. So a vendor selling bunk drugs will quickly get a whole slew of 1-star reviews, and someone selling gear that's laced with something really nasty would probably get booted off the platform by the administrators.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 21:42, archived)
Contrary to unpopular speed addicts belief, speed is just muck, m8.
It's the bad drug that get's cut into good drugs like ecstasy and worthless cunt drugs like cocaine. It's the cheap drug that's advertised as a weight loss product on road signs on A-roads. It's the drug of choice for paedophile people trafficking lorry drivers.

Contrary to unpopular darkweb marketplace users' beliefs, darkweb marketplaces offer little anonymity, payment through blockchain offers zero anonymity, and the site is not run by hippy volunteers. It is either run by Russian/Albanian gangsters, or by the SIS, or both.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 14:34, archived)
"Bad drug" is your opinion. I've enjoyed it on the occasions I've had it.
No idea where you're getting this nonsense about paedophile truck drives. I've never heard of any such thing.

Not sure why you think I said darkweb marketplaces are run by "hippy volunteers", either. They're businesses, obviously, and someone selling shit drugs will quickly become known as a vendor of shit drugs, same as on any other platform where stuff is bought and sold and customers can leave feedback.

I know being massively judgemental and self-righteous is kind of your schtick, but why are you so keen to tell me that a service I've used extensively and found to be consistently excellent is in fact terrible?
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 15:20, archived)
My opinions truly are my opinions, your opinions truly are your opinions. We exchange them in conversation. This is a conversation. Hi.

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 17:15, archived)
"Online drug marketplaces are run by MI6" (assuming that's what you meant by "SIS") isn't an opinion, it's a statement of belief. And a pretty unlikely one, I have to say.
As for Albanian gangsters, the last thing I bought came from a man in Germany with a German name. *shrug*
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 17:56, archived)
Pretty unlikely, eh?
Silk Road and Hansa were infiltrated by police/SIS. A lot of these operations are. Same kind of deal whereby the music and film copyright protection companies seed torrents to catch users and ringleaders. You'd be mad to think GCHQ aren't watching you when you turn on your VPN and make crypto transactions via known criminal networks. DARPA has publicly stated they have software designed to monitor the dark web.

There was a British marketplace infiltrated in the last few years, I recall reading about it on BBC News but can't seem to find the article right now....
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 18:20, archived)
Right, but what are they gonna do - arrest literally millions of people for buying trivial quantities of drugs?
If anything happens it'll be the vendors they go after, and even then, probably only the minority who are shifting really significant amounts.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 20:50, archived)
Infiltrating the network is the primary goal
(and by your participation, you became part of that network) but of course, they want the big fish.

That said, examples are made, and if they can't get you for something else, this would do.
(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 21:39, archived)
one full length to start
you can double that later on
(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 18:21, archived)
No, soz

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 18:22, archived)
Yeah me, I can

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 18:36, archived)
lies!

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 18:40, archived)
My little nephew is loving raving, at some gay night at the cause dock Rd last Friday, lol

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 19:43, archived)
a shitload

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 20:18, archived)
a dickload

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 20:22, archived)
a metric fuckton

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 21:50, archived)
an assload

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 22:13, archived)
A FEAST

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 22:21, archived)
a whole mess

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 0:40, archived)
Surely you know a decent 🔌?

(, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 10:59, archived)
Morning comrades
Looking forward to another lovely week?
Or just thinking fuck it if I survive till the weekend it's a bonus
Lol boners
(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 7:51, archived)
yes

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 8:08, archived)
Lol yes

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 8:19, archived)
Bum out!

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:38, archived)
WANKER

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 8:15, archived)
Proud to be one m8

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 8:19, archived)
Bum out

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:38, archived)
mongfarts

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 8:35, archived)
Bum out, get on with it

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:38, archived)
Suns out bums out

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 8:45, archived)
With you on this

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:31, archived)
Morning
Just on my way back from shopping, time for breakfast
(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:31, archived)
With your bum out?

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:39, archived)
Mine is
Looking at it in the mirror right now
(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:45, archived)
I hope you've shaved your buttcrack

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:52, archived)
Taint what it used to be

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:55, archived)
Taint a Vulgar Picture

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:59, archived)
Not yet

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 10:43, archived)
No
But I did narrowly make it home before shitting myself
(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:55, archived)
How nice

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 10:44, archived)
So you at least managed to shit yourself in the comfort of your own home?

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 11:06, archived)
I managed to avoid shitting myself altogether

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 11:18, archived)
Is your kitten still leaving you poopy pressies?

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 11:40, archived)
No, he's behaving himself

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 13:18, archived)
Morning has broken

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:44, archived)
morning

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 7:48, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(, Mon 4 Sep 2023, 9:31, archived)

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