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Fuck lad it’s quiet innit

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 21:19, archived)
did you just assume my gender, petal?

(piss and shit, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 21:21, archived)
Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania
Stevie nicks books about kleptomania
Johnny looks out of his bedroom window and
Shouted to his mum “Dick Butkus!"
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 21:31, archived)
Lol Dick
Sounds like willy
Lol willy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 21:41, archived)
No it doesn't

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 23:31, archived)
It is rather

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 22:22, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 22:38, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 23:17, archived)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt
alt: Butkus
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 16:23, archived)
sticklebricks

(piss and shit, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 16:33, archived)
Cheers

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 16:34, archived)
spanishfly2

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 16:36, archived)
Bit rude
Really
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 16:39, archived)
No more mr nice guy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 16:40, archived)
alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 16:47, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 17:03, archived)
If I said you had a beautiful butkus would you mingetits anal arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 16:56, archived)
I would certainly dick your butkus

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 17:03, archived)
Please be respectful of our lady boarders. Just because you'd mingetits anal arseboon dilbaro, doesn't mean she would.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Oct 2023, 18:28, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 23:19, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 23:18, archived)
I love bit of Butkus
a right shagger
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 17:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8386822
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 20:32, archived)
Pushing that cunt down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 12:14, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 12:50, archived)
BUTKUS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 13:26, archived)
Yeah
Lunch? I have a really nice cheese we got in Scouseland at the weekend with some nommy bread and pickle
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 13:30, archived)
Think I'll have lasagne
With extra mozzarella and chilli flakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 14:17, archived)
If it's from scouseland then it's stolen

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 14:22, archived)
NO THAT'S DEUTSCHLAND YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 14:25, archived)
Scouseland does develop thieves
Shellsuits also
And knockoff trainers
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 16:34, archived)
I am doing guffs
they are loud, long and smell really bad.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 14:46, archived)
I just got up and the fart gas left trapped in the chair was released
it was vile
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 15:10, archived)
morning butkus

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 6:25, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 6:52, archived)
another lovely day

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 7:14, archived)
Alright

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 7:30, archived)
Butkus!

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 7:30, archived)
DICK BUTKUS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 8:25, archived)
Buttkiss

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 8:31, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 12:38, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 9:07, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 9:10, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 9:10, archived)
I am mourning him comrade
Israel or Pàlestine?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 9:51, archived)
Fucking hell
work colleagues are cunts aren't they? I'm 48 and counting down the days until I can retire.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 10:13, archived)
Every month we have a 'social' night with them
Most are ok except for the manager, who technically me being a partner she is my employee
I absolutely loathe her and have fantasies about her being killed in unpleasant ways
Killed by dingoes limb by limb is my favourite atm
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 10:32, archived)
Well that’s an admission of love if I ever heard one

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 10:38, archived)
I prefer the bacon slicer treatment
Tied to a bacon slicer and sliced thinly, feet first, so they can feel it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 11:24, archived)
I'd consider that too

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 11:32, archived)
Have you tried inserting your head into a pig's anus?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 10:38, archived)
David Cameron LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 11:18, archived)
This is some quality political satire right here!
Something that Frankie Boyle or Ricky Gervais could build a routine around, probably, to whooping applause from the audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Oct 2023, 11:21, archived)
Frankie Boyle is unfunny

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 11:33, archived)
He's a shitcunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Oct 2023, 12:18, archived)
He's great.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 13:36, archived)
I refer you to my earlier comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Oct 2023, 18:28, archived)
Instead of complaining why don't you write him some decent jokes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 15:09, archived)
-pig's anus +Butkus

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 12:39, archived)
one of the reasons I work on my own

(piss and shit, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 13:08, archived)
My baby takes the +

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 10:44, archived)
Bit dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 10:52, archived)
Travels free tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 12:37, archived)
Dicky Dicky Dick, Butty Butty Butkus

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 12:36, archived)
Butkus?

(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 21:20, archived)
you're not a cop, are you?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 21:25, archived)
Once during practice, he hit a metal football sled so hard that he crumpled it and left a piece of it dangling off.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 22:55, archived)
I tried to channel that same spirit into assembling an Ikea couch, it's not easy to sustain that level of intensity I can tell you that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 23:09, archived)

practice sex
a metal football sled my 'Samantha Janus'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 17:12, archived)
Smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 21:45, archived)
soooo last week

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 23:13, archived)
Ah! Butkus!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 23:12, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 16:30, archived)
Cuntwhistling Fuck-knuckle.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 16:38, archived)
Lol
Hairy yarbles to thee and thine
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 17:38, archived)
It's my birthday today.

(Planearm, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 18:03, archived)
One year closer to the sweet release of death

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 18:10, archived)
Birthday mash?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 18:19, archived)
rib-eye and chips.

(Planearm, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 18:33, archived)
for birthday? No way!
Duchess potatoes on a birthday
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 18:36, archived)
Her name is Sarah Ferguson, please show some respect

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 18:48, archived)
never
she humiliated her madge
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 18:54, archived)
-m +v

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 19:11, archived)
alright 'Sir Jimmeh'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 17:13, archived)
Happy birthday, planearm! 🎉🎉🥳

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 18:33, archived)
thankyou.

(Planearm, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 18:34, archived)
happian Birthday
what will you be watching on telly?
(piss and shit, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 18:46, archived)
Went to see The Creator
Film of the year.
(Planearm, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 21:31, archived)
Minge

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 19:37, archived)
Mumble

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 20:14, archived)
Minder

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 20:14, archived)
Mindr

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 22:57, archived)
Menty of Fish

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 22:57, archived)
I just MacGuyvered a toothpick out of a reusable plastic straw by sharpening it to a point with my pocketknife, then removed a recalcitrant bit of salami that was stuck between my molars with the aid of a keychain torch in the mirror in a toilet cubicle.
I'm basically the Ray Mears of working in an office. AMA.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:31, archived)
When is this website going away?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:34, archived)
Glansember

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:35, archived)
Oh no.
I just checked the Time Computer, and it says that month name is not in common use until 2487 :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:42, archived)
Humming Baws

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:53, archived)
Rupert The Bear And The Humming Baws

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 15:07, archived)
The baws began a conference, and Rupert's baws hummed in response

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 15:09, archived)
...as sung by Shirley Bassey

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 16:17, archived)
Theme to Skybaws

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 17:44, archived)
Top whittling

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:36, archived)
...your honour

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:37, archived)
how long was the salami in there for?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:37, archived)
8"

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:39, archived)
DICK BUTKUS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:40, archived)

For Outstanding Services To Butkus
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 15:13, archived)
Any more than 30 seconds and you're gay

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:40, archived)
are those two statements related?

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:43, archived)
29 seconds is heterosexual, 30 seconds is homosexual, salami insertion is a complex subject
also: time sensitive
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 15:15, archived)
Since lunch, so a couple of hours.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:58, archived)
you're a fat ginger loner?

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:44, archived)
Ray Mears is AWESOME and I won't hear a word against him.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:58, archived)
He's a nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 15:27, archived)

-sens +c
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 15:38, archived)
no you wouldn't
because your ears would be enveloped by his girth
(piss and shit, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 15:42, archived)
The corner of a piece of A4 would probably work just as well

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 15:45, archived)
The '5 sheets left' markers in rizla packets make perfect interdental toothpicks.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 15:48, archived)
Can't remember the last time I bought a packet of skins

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 16:04, archived)
unless it gets damp and breaks off jammed between two teeth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 16:02, archived)
No way, it was well jammed in right at the back, between two molars.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Oct 2023, 16:44, archived)
I think I need a hinged knee brace
but the NHS has collapsed after a 13 year policy of managed decline and I can't get a GP appointment. What could I make a knee brace out of? I have a shed full of scrapheap challenge-worthy gubbins to work with.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 15:46, archived)
You could just buy one, with the money you save by not going to a gp, I may have got that wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 16:00, archived)
Looking at them now on ebay...
No idea which type to get. Seems like you can spend whatever you like from a fiver to £500...

Is this what healthcare is like in America?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 16:31, archived)
Technical Lego would be the thing for this, I think. Or Meccano, if you want something a bit sturdier and more old-skool.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Oct 2023, 16:56, archived)
Meccano could seriously work.
It's a pity I sold mine. Might have a few small bits left but nothing that could wrap around my leg in one piece. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 17:51, archived)
Gay Quears more loike

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 17:14, archived)
Top of the Blobs.
Watching that The Recokoning.

That Saville was a dreamboat wasn’t he?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 12:21, archived)
More like a barge
One of those ones that carry rubbish downriver
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 12:48, archived)
He was a dirty Pedalo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 13:00, archived)
You recokon?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 16:06, archived)
he took too many kids on his Junk

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 13:16, archived)
You've been taking notes, haven't you?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 13:16, archived)
he did that a lot
i even wrote to him. never got mine back.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 13:48, archived)
I guess you attached a photo

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:04, archived)
Is it the BBC crying "victim", like they totally didn't know?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 14:14, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 7:37, archived)
mingetits

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 7:45, archived)
2nd poo of the day
#winning
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 8:34, archived)
Bowel cancer

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 8:36, archived)
Best of all the star signs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 9:00, archived)
^ bowel virgo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 9:02, archived)
Best of all the snooker players

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 9:02, archived)
Camilla Parker Bowels

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 9:05, archived)
Cheese bowels

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 9:55, archived)
lies!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 8:18, archived)
FUCK YEAH MONDAY

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 8:21, archived)
Hello.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 8:21, archived)
Morning you baseball cap wearing bellend
How are your skateboards doing?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 9:16, archived)
I don't own any baseball caps mate.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 9:35, archived)
HE DIDNT FUCKING SAY YOU DID

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 9:54, archived)
Well yeah
He could have borrowed them
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 9:58, archived)
He has got big balls clap

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 10:43, archived)
Calm down m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 10:38, archived)
Cheese balls and Hamas

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 10:48, archived)
Ham ASS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 11:59, archived)
BALL HAWKS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 22:51, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8386595
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 23:18, archived)
bit ambitious for a Sunday league football team name

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 23:27, archived)
FUCK OF

(sticklebricks, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 20:15, archived)
KNOW EWE

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 20:58, archived)
^ sheep shagger

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 21:38, archived)
www.rspca.org.uk/donate

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 21:38, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 23:17, archived)
Cold Lapsang Souchong makes a very good whisky mixer, imo
I can pretend my cheap blend is an expensive peaty single malt

#brainrottingalcoholism
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 23:33, archived)
can't you just put peat in it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 2:01, archived)
I can't stand whisky.
Instant heartburn. Seems to be worse with the more expensive stuff, too. Though you'd be mad to buy the more expensive stuff as all whisky tastes the same.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 15:51, archived)
Smoke a piss pipe

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 21:50, archived)
How do I access the Dark Web?

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:21, archived)
use a dark theme

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:38, archived)
brb claxon
📢
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:06, archived)
i'm immune
since i started blacking up he's had me on lolignore
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:31, archived)
🌚
^you
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:50, archived)
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:44, archived)
omg i'm blind!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:49, archived)
Great!
I have unlimited lives and level select 👍
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:59, archived)
Stick your laptop up your arse

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:44, archived)
and fart out the chips

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 22:48, archived)
Take a poker to your eyes and ask Alexa to shit in your mouth

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:52, archived)
Just broke my 'never click a fucksocks post' rule

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:55, archived)
Oh is that who spanishfly is? I can never keep up.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:03, archived)
i think this one is
the other one is spanishfly unfortunately
(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 19:13, archived)
OK Lady GaGa

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:09, archived)
Whittling

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:16, archived)
-web
+age
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:21, archived)
dunno, is it anything like a dark chocolate bounty?

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:37, archived)
I hope not
Coconut and chocolate can fuck all the way off 🤮
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:49, archived)
/xyzzy

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:04, archived)
❤️

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:06, archived)
Call Directory Enquiries and ask for an application form
include a stamped addressed envelope and allow 28 days for delivery
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:09, archived)
They keep ignoring my calls
Starting to think I might be blocked
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:36, archived)
You have to do the secret handshake

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:11, archived)
🤚🖐✋️🖖🫱🫲🫳🫴🫷🫸👌🤌🤏✌️🤞🫰🤟🤘🤙👈👉👆🖕👇✊️
This one?
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:37, archived)
and put the freshness bandshake

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 20:42, archived)
Look for spiders at night

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 19:13, archived)
Spider Monkey
:)
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 20:42, archived)
Telly is busted, can anyone tell me what happened on Kinsburg this morning?

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:29, archived)
No
I don't have access to TV channels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:32, archived)
I’ve replaced the Hollyoaks omnibus with watching Kinsburg.
Thesesa Coffee isn’t a patch on Nancy From Hollyoaks.
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:40, archived)
I have no idea who any of those people are

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:19, archived)
Theresa Green

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:33, archived)
Funnily enough, I do know a Theresa Green

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:46, archived)
What's she called in Autumn and Winter?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:50, archived)
Theresa Green. That's her name.
Unless she got married since I last saw her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:01, archived)
Mrs Brown now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:01, archived)
I worked with her colleague, Tim Burr

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:04, archived)
That's what he's called in the Fall

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:09, archived)
or at least he was until Mark E Smith sacked him

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 15:06, archived)
You’reah firedah

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:49, archived)
:))))

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 20:07, archived)
Those are words

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:34, archived)
Muzletov, great observation.

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:41, archived)
Peanut Butter Breath, total cannabinoids 35.7%
(in reference to your sig, i assume you're a smoker)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:49, archived)
Dick Butkus

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:03, archived)
Dick! Butkus!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:34, archived)
sticklebricks

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:12, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:13, archived)
I've just googled 'Kinsburg' because I hadn't heard of it
and google wondered if you meant a boardgame called Kingsburg.
So not even google can help
(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:14, archived)
mofaha

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:34, archived)
The awesome spirit of Dick Butkus just joined the BALL HAWKS in a multi-million-dollar deal

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:41, archived)
multee, multie

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:45, archived)
She pulled down her pants and did a honking shite in the studio when interviewing Kier Starmer

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:01, archived)
on the desk? is this a dominance thing?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:02, archived)
In this context
I would say more approval than domination
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:14, archived)
He wrote 'Howl' and died.
I mean I'm sure he did some other stuff too, but I can't be arsed reading more than the first paragraph on Wikipedia.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 14:40, archived)
his moving castle was awesome

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 15:06, archived)
nearly as good as his keys

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 15:18, archived)
Morning
Just checking out of the b'n'b and preparing for a drive to Scouseland
Do Jimmy Corkhill and Barry Grant still live there?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 8:42, archived)
Not sure they ever did

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 9:11, archived)
Brookside was a documentary I thought
Same as Shameless?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:04, archived)
I've never known anyone who buried people under the patio
Except Fred West and he wasn't from here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:49, archived)
Dick Butkus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:56, archived)
God bless the man

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:03, archived)
A colossus

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:06, archived)
He was 245 pounds of nominative determinism with a mean streak and quick feet.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:28, archived)
275 pounds if he was carrying a newspaper-burning barbecue

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:38, archived)
Dick Butkus

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:02, archived)
if you see Beth Jordache finger her snatch for me

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 9:25, archived)
Was she the one that buried someone under the patio?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:03, archived)
her and her mum, aye

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:19, archived)
I used to work with Dean Sullivan aka Jimmy Corkhill.
True story bro.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 9:45, archived)
Apparently he is a very nice chap

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:04, archived)
He was.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:02, archived)
I’ve no idea who any of these people are

/chat, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 9:50, archived)
Cheers comrade
Fancy invading Israel with me?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:05, archived)
Yeah why not. Pub lunch after?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:27, archived)
Of course comrade Cheers
Mash optional?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:01, archived)
Wouldn’t be a roast without it

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:00, archived)
HI I'M BETH DOORDASH FROM BROOKIE

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:05, archived)
I have an unwashed finger for you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:13, archived)
Leave it in the sink with the rest

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:59, archived)
Just Jamie Carragher

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:14, archived)
Hero

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:20, archived)
He used to live next door to my sister

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:32, archived)
She was st no 1 and and he was at 1A, A, A?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:35, archived)
I had a pint with Stephen Graham once.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:11, archived)
I had sushi with Colin Firth
what's your point?
(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 15:33, archived)
he went to my 6th form college and my mother knows his parents socially
apparently they are 'rather tedious'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 20:12, archived)
his wife used to work for me
he had a tidy crack habit at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 20:10, archived)
The first time I saw Butkus, I started packing my gear. I knew my Bear days were numbered.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 20:09, archived)
damn straight

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 20:40, archived)
I never met Butkus
Our circles simply didn't interact
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 20:58, archived)
Once during practice, he hit a metal football sled so hard that he crumpled it and left a piece of it dangling off.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 21:05, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 21:20, archived)
BALL HAWKS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 21:57, archived)
Wings of scrotum, nerves of steel
Partly bollocks, partly real
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 22:17, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 10:39, archived)
Lol morning

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 11:04, archived)
Morning BPD, morning all, happy candles to queef

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 11:35, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 11:39, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 12:03, archived)
Fuck me

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 17:30, archived)
Fuck this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 17:58, archived)
Fuck that.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 18:53, archived)
Fuck it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 19:55, archived)
Good morning BPD

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 11:40, archived)
Arf
Noon
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 12:20, archived)
Happy Queefday

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 13:01, archived)
Prior to the 1971 season, Butkus underwent preventive surgery on his right knee; he had torn ligaments in high school, but was able to continue playing due to strong muscles compensating for the injury 👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 13:49, archived)
it’s all true

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 14:44, archived)
They're still talking about the Butkus muscles to this day on social media sites; that's a mountain of a man we're talking about

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 16:10, archived)
to this very day

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 16:10, archived)
He was a good player , wasn't tackling to injure you. Putting you in the morgue.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 16:49, archived)
If you start a job, finish it, very conscientious was Dick

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 17:49, archived)
I'm sure he was loving this tailored swift thing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 18:48, archived)
KNOBWANK thread
alright knobwank's, you doing anything exciting this weekend? I'm working, might go for a Hyderbadi curry 2moz night. Might not. Haven't decided.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 14:55, archived)

In the 1990s, Butkus promoted the "Qwik-Cook Grill", a grill utilizing newspaper as its main fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:04, archived)
KNOBWANK

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:50, archived)
Bit tautological, mVIII.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:40, archived)
Housework and family, the usual

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:12, archived)
I'm going pub in a bit then home for pie

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:53, archived)
Alright Cartman calm down.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 17:16, archived)
tapas and cocktails tonight
then buggering a bandicoot
(piss and shit, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:26, archived)
prolly toss off a ptarmigan

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:54, archived)
Interview in half an hour.
“Hope you don’t get it you fucking nonce”

“Take a shit on the desk to assert your dominance”

“Fuck off”
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:31, archived)
Hope you get it, then fail the probationary period.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:35, archived)
Haha period.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:37, archived)
You laugh at menstruation?
I knew you were a fucking idiot, but that's just a bit *special*.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:39, archived)
You really are a creepy weirdo

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:51, archived)
Correct.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:56, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:02, archived)
Lol

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:42, archived)
I was expecting the two guys in wheelchairs, but this is good too.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:31, archived)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:40, archived)
Whittling

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:59, archived)
steady whittling, G

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:03, archived)
It Takes a Nation of Whittlers to Hold Us Back

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 17:19, archived)
Everyone I disagree with is whittler.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:40, archived)
i might fart down a mole hole

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:31, archived)
whittle you do after that?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:43, archived)
Manchester and Scouseland
I had better take weaponry as they are all thieving scallies
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:44, archived)
Actually whittling looks good also

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:46, archived)
*whittling fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 17:18, archived)
Currently arguing with a septic
Who believes that we need guns here because thousands of people get stabbed in England every day. I told him he was wrong and he then said we also need guns to fight tyranny, the fucking spanner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:53, archived)
-e +as

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 17:20, archived)
tyrishi

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:30, archived)
-arguing with a septic +wasting my breath

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:32, archived)
If he's septic he's probably delerious. Maybe call an ambulance rather than bragging about winning arguments with someone who's dying from an overwhelming infection yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 22:52, archived)
The group, which established itself in southern Colorado in 2018, offers “spiritual intuitive ascension sessions” and sells spiritual healing products online.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:36, archived)
Whittler's Mother

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:36, archived)
Adolph Whittler

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:37, archived)
I'm going to chill, decided to do a bit of graft again, first time this year. Fucking knackered.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 19:38, archived)
Doing a Covid vaccination clinic tomorrow. Not that anyone gives a shit about Covid now.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 22:48, archived)
happy b3taday

(piss and shit, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 0:08, archived)
Hooray it's Friday afternone, up to much?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 12:02, archived)
nah not really m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 12:03, archived)
sweet

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 12:11, archived)
Whittling

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 12:12, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:00, archived)

After his career as a player, Butkus became a celebrity endorser, broadcaster, and actor.[90][91] He appeared in films such as The Longest Yard (1974),[92] Cry, Onion! (1975),[93] Mother, Jugs & Speed (1976),[
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:24, archived)
Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:24, archived)
(s)Mother some speed down your jugs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 14:10, archived)
Whitlout

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:20, archived)
Well Edna here has won a thrash-metal guitar
she's pleased as punch and as soon as she finishes her shift on the ward she's gonna be shredding her heart out. Edna? Shredna more like!!!
imgur.com/a/dvtXPBX
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 12:33, archived)
This Scrubs reboot looks a bit shit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:01, archived)

f
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:21, archived)
inishes?

(piss and shit, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:36, archived)
alright mm

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:41, archived)
i like the look of her sister

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:35, archived)
Just sorted my garden out.
I was thinking of getting a garden gNONE
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 12:44, archived)
^ puts the c into 'none'

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 12:45, archived)
Cnone?
You illiterate pig
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:02, archived)
Cnone The Barbarinone

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:05, archived)
decomposing

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:04, archived)
ah Dick Butkus we hardly knew ye

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:06, archived)
Grieving about Dick

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:37, archived)
Alas poor Dick, I knew him Horatio

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:42, archived)
Weeping Dick?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:46, archived)
Dick? Love it!
www.dicklovett.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 14:16, archived)
Whistling with Dicksick

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:37, archived)
whittling

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:39, archived)
RIP Chris Denning :'(

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 14:27, archived)

He then became the number two producer at Bell Records and was involved in developing the careers of the Bay City Rollers[9] and Gary Glitter.[3]
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 14:33, archived)
Finished the shopping
So now I'm having lunch and watching silver bullet, which I have been looking for for years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 14:28, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 7:30, archived)
Morning
Think I've broken a toe sleepwalking.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 7:51, archived)
A voice-locked hammock
may be your best solution.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 8:29, archived)
Òuch
Just blame your cat
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 8:35, archived)
You stupid cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 9:20, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 10:23, archived)
No, just a toe

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 11:00, archived)
I broke a toe last month while drying a paint roller, which I'd have definitely said was safer than sleepwalking, what do I win

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:04, archived)
Spaz of the week

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 14:30, archived)
https://www.scope.org.uk/donate/

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:37, archived)
Crocodile pooshag

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 8:01, archived)
In the late evening?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 9:20, archived)
He was a BALL HAWK

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 10:23, archived)
He was good-looking, masculine, funny, charismatic and he could dance the cha-cha-cha.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 11:24, archived)
And a BALL HAWK

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 11:43, archived)
cha-cha-cha

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:07, archived)
Och aye the nooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 8:28, archived)
Morning comrade
How's it hanging?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 8:34, archived)
morninG

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 9:31, archived)
BALL HAWK

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 10:23, archived)
none

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 9:35, archived)
morning

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 10:27, archived)

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