Once again I get my news from b3ta (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 9:31,
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Oh no!I hope Mike Hunt, Dick Pound, DeWanna Bonner, Fabian Assman, Christian Fuchs, Semen Makovich, Andreas Wank, Chuba Hubbard, Mariya Shatalova, Jazz Chisholm, Satoshi Sakashita, Misty Hymen and Fanny Chmelar are coping with this awful news.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:36,
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Some witless cocksplat fucked a chicken (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 22:28,
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I'm having real difficulty getting 5 pairs of doorhandles fitted at my little flatI think the job might to be too small for cunts to bother with it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 15:55,
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there you go, saved you the bother
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 15:57,
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there you go, saved you the bother
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:00,
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there you go, saved you the bother
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:22,
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Make sure you replace the teatowels with miniature ones, maybe some flannels.(, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:26, archived)
www.etsy.com/uk/market/dollhouse_tea_towels
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:31,
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bit larger than I'd prefer but they'll do(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:46,
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I have a decent toolkitbut no ability to use most of it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:34,
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ask spanish, he's the one who welcomes young boys into his home to perform unsavoury tasks for money(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:38,
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nah. poor lad was called kevin or summat.(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 19:15,
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What are you trying to pay? Jobs worth 100 plus quid easy (
mongychops, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 19:40,
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some bellend tried asking for £220I've now got a chap who's quoted a oner, seems more reasonable for what should take a couple of hours max
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 9:40,
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They are Banham handles that need programming, have you got the software? (
mongychops, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 20:51,
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have you tried getting banned?(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:37,
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well. anyway.tell me queef. what was your last big purchase?
you can't say anything politically incorrect.
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:13,
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I bought a meal for two for 520 euros last Saturday, that's quite big I suppose(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:31,
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bit rude. his wife is lovely.(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:36,
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I’m addicted to comedy forums, do you know of any?(
Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 17:46,
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Once saw him interviewed on a music show, he was offended by a question about why he never achieved the same levels of stardom as some of his contemporaries and he replied by saying that at least he wasn't some kind of disgusting druggie, which I thought was an odd thing to say.
I wonder what Keith Richards is up to today?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 18:38,
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didn't he smoke like three packs of fags a day? that's heroic and a bit skanky
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$$ ✅, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 18:57,
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It turns out I'm addicted to pissing people off It's really funny and I will continue doing it.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 19:40,
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you've come to the right place(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 20:16,
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It turns out I'm addicted to dopamineThat's why I doomscroll on Facebook and come on here. We all are. So I'm going cold turkey. Adios amigos. It's been really great to come back, you have all been really nice to me and I didn't get banned.
If there are any mods here, please ban me, it will help with my detox.
Bye lovies.
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Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeahIt's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to a neurotransmitter
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This notation seemed to start as a purely decorative affair but later developed into real composition which Wölfli would play on a paper trumpet. [citation needed](
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 13:04,
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I have seen (and heard) paper trumpetsand they are not the most musical of instruments. Basically farting vuvuzelas.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 18:06,
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Do what you got to do (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 14:15,
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hullo wanker'sQueef here, off til Saturday and not sure what to do with my time. Going to make a pie out of yesterday's chicken roast leftovers, might guff on a gorilla.
how r u lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 10:48,
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i got a £5 gregs voucherWill they accept it in Subway do you think?
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:03,
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definitelytell them I sent you - I actually know Gregg personally
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:21,
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Going to a doctor this afternoonWill lose out on a few lessons
*sigh*
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sadly not possible, mrs working from home and at an 8hr zoom conferenceand because our house is weird as shit, the dining room where my setup is has no door
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:08,
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there's no door on the sitting room either, so if she's watching shit on the TV I can't play records next door eitherit's b3ta.com/talk/8386376
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:55,
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Lol ok taOff to Manchester Friday night see some old friends
Saturday we are visiting Port Sunlight a little village near Scouseland
Might lob one off on a Liverpudlian
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Only if you promise not to touch meWe are going to be in Hulme a bit of a dump but it is where I stayed when in Med School
Still like the place
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I didn't nopeI lived in the old Crescents which were knocked down a good while back
Buzz Rocks takeaway van :)
Dumpling, Ackee, rice and a quarter of hash please \○/
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my brother squatted in the crescents for years, I remember Buzzrocks too, but my bro was a dealer so need for their businessCharles Barry Cresent was one of them, it was fucking mental, some great parties/raves but a lot of very bad scenes also
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:12,
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www.theguardian.com/music/2023/sep/27/it-was-like-blade-runner-meets-berlin-rave-the-manchester-sink-estate-with-the-uks-wildest-nightclub
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buy some fucking deodorant(
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:39,
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Procrastinating Housework needs doing, but I'm watching Hellboy instead
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:42,
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I'm shit at breadmaking Always too doughy
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:26,
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I've got a long way to go but have also got much better than when I startedlike pizza, for something which seems so simple it's remarkably difficult
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:57,
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People in the US drink about 517m cups of coffee a day, so I'm going to be very busy(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:03,
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Get the Clown Posse on itThose dudes will stare the crap out of it
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might spit roast a Siamang (
MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 10:52,
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I suspect you are right(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 8:45,
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Any publicity is better than no publicityAt least it takes the heat off Dan Wooton.
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Me! My daughter said she felt ill as I was trying to drop her off at school so I've spent the day doing meetings while looking after her and now I think I've caught her bug and have diarrhoea(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 18:16,
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I wouldn't go to bed with diarrhoea.I'd stay VERY close to the bathroom.
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You're asking an adult male to go to bed with a small child.*PAEDO ALARM*
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My leg hurts a lot And my arm is stiff after my flu jab, but work was easy tonight and I'm home with a pint, so it's not too bad.
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 19:41,
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Sorry to hear your leg is still hurting. Don't massage it.A pint or a cup of tea cures all...going to get a tea now...
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It doesn't seem to be a clot after all So massaging and stretching might be good for it
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 20:46,
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+c
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Oct 2023, 16:19,
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Anyway, here's nonederwall (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 14:21,
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The Berlin Wall is one example of a nonederwall(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 14:24,
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Bit early for prick pushing, isn't it?(
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:05,
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This isn't early. Fucking tories causing lateness.(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:06,
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Fucking tory pricks (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:19,
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Nice idea But the radioactive fallout would destroy half the country
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:50,
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Hey do you know Port Sunlight?We are up near that area this weekend
Ì have been told it is worth a visit
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Very pretty to look at, fuck all to do. Lady Lever art gallery isn't bad, though
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:18,
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If you want to come to Liverpool, you'll have to take the tunnel As mersey ferries have been cancelled for the foreseeable
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:49,
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Actually visiting MancJust fancied a visit round that bit up North
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It's very quiet there Port Sunlight, I mean, not Manchester
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 11:48,
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Got drunk last night in a rather nice private members club in West London(private members lol!). They closed up around us - it's ages since I've been one of the last people to leave a venue. Rock and roll!
Surprisingly not too bad this morning.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:58,
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no way, you said 'members'!!!sorry, 'none way'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:43,
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Alright Mr HobbirleI just played TODGER on the end of MINGE in Words With Friends
#winning
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 10:29,
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Our phenotype has a distinct, fresh tennis ball aroma(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:03,
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We're 5 hours ahead And I have to have a shower, but I want to have a nap
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:25,
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smoke a fresh tennis ball, i know it sounds weird but it worked for me(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:45,
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How much more grammatical can you be?None. None more grammatical.
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Morning fishmitten (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 8:16,
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Why would a fish need a mitten? For their fish fingers
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 10:31,
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Ahem :)"None" can be both singular and plural, depending on its context.
1. Singular: When "none" refers to "not one" or "not any," it is treated as singular. For example: "None of the cake was left." In this sentence, "none" refers to the absence of any cake, so it's singular.
2. Plural: When "none" is used to mean "not any" but in a plural sense, it can be treated as plural. For example: "None of the students were absent." Here, "none" refers to the absence of any students, and it is treated as plural because it's referring to multiple students.
So, whether "none" is singular or plural depends on the context of the sentence.
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None singluarWould be correct if you said "None of the cake is left"
But when speaking about a NUMBER of things (like I did) then it's plural.
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Can having be an amount?As in: 'I've had it up to here amount' or 'I think he's had amount enough'?
Or are we dancer of some bollocks
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 6:59,
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Ah sorry I forgot you’re an English teacher and definitely not a /talk regular pretending to be Bou
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 7:02,
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it could be anyone.it could be you.
or me.
fuck.
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 7:03,
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 4 Oct 2023, 7:34,
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How can absence ever be plural? If there's nothing there, how does it make any sense to say, several of them are not there. Instead we say NOT ONE of them is there. YES IT IS IT'S TRUE(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:08,
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Fuck all that shit, I've got a conference to be at tomorrow and I can smell the pickled radishes from here alreadyWhat have you got to do tomorrow that smells of arse?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:30,
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I got a really handsome Polish studentAnd forgot my words.
Now I will lose him as a student because he probably thinks I'm incompetent.
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don't worry, they are a famously slow-witted nation(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:37,
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He wasn't slow-witted And none of my polish students are slow-witted
That's just nasty
Speaks 3 languages
2 fluently
1 a bit rusty but competent C1 level
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I've got three Polish colleagues, and one of them is a definite 'would'.So I guess that's two-thirds of them that should be gassed.
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so one of them's a keeper? alright brian clough(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:37,
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PS none of my Polish students *is* slow-wittedI do hope you aren't an English teacher
oh
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:15,
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none = not one; just about qualifies as singular (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:40,
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Why is the absence of a thing singular, aren't all of them missing? Well?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:50,
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"a thing"? All of it, if you're being consistent.Don't make me go brb on your ass.
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I think I figured out what you're saying here, and I've given it some thought, and it turns out I'm right about everything(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 0:56,
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So there :)People also ask
Is none a singular or plural pronoun?
"None" can be a singular pronoun if it's referring to "not one" or "no part," but it also can be plural when referring to "not any." None of the apple was eaten. Apple is a singular item, so you'd use the singular verb "was." None of the ballplayers were on the team bus after the game.
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He called the Polish keeper a clownm.youtube.com/watch?v=oHz2-DLPQvA&pp=ygUdYnJpYW0gY2xvdWdoIGdvYWxrZWVwZXIgY2xvd24%3D
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Did he? It's all fucking kicking off in the 20th century(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:31,
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home now :(not working til Saturday, so a radish-heavy day 2moz, might shart on a sheepdog
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:36,
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Waiting for my blood work to come back To see if I've got a blood clot in my leg
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 18:45,
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I imagine they decided you were low likelihood / Wells Score or they would have gone straight for an ultrasound More likely a ruptured baker's cyst, superficial thrombophlebitis or a sprain
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:14,
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Sorry I'm not taking on any more patients at the moment.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:34,
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I'd say superficial thrombophlebitis myself I've had it before, but it was above the knee
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:26,
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Possibly spending 10 hours in a limp-in centre.I think I blew my knee out last Thursday. I've been hobbling about like I've shit myself since then.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:38,
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Are you sure you haven't just shit yourself?(
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 19:52,
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Hang on, just checking while you wait....(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:13,
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So you don't know whether or not you blew your knee out, think back, surely you remember, why are you pretending to be incontinent tho it makes NO SENSEsorry for your trouble
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:00,
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I've definitely done something bad to my knee.Not sure if it's blown out, up, off, or what. I'm not a knee blowing expert. I just know it made a loud crunching sound, then hurt, then stopped, then hurt more, then stopped a bit, then hurt 5 times more. I hope the last two steps don't repeat again.
I'm walking like I've shit myself because I can't move my legs very far apart or put much pressure on the bad knee.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:13,
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and you're walking like you've shit yourself to protest the fact that you can't move your legs very far apart or put much pressure on the bad knee, got itor it's an interpretive dance?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:35,
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That takes me back (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:49,
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I have a task that doesn't smell nearly as much like arse as it used to, the housepaint I've bought recently has very little smellautocorrect doesn't like arse
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:02,
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Sell your soul to Greggs on their app today and for free pizza and coffeeOr you could shove a radish up your arse and shit it out your minge
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You really are a fucking stupid fucking cunt (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 11:46,
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People who enter "Greggs" are all morons.You fucking stupid fucking cunt.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:04,
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Smells like pickled radish so probably(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 13:52,
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Have you noticed their bacon rolls are getting smallerbut the price keeps going up
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Have you ever considered taking your observational comedy stylings to 'Comedy at the George'?Free entry for b3tans.
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I'll take this to "Comedy at the George" *unzips*(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:32,
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So I think you could say... it 'wooden' go, lol!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:51,
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I have no intention of purchasing anything from Greggs (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:57,
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No that's Comedy At The George you fucking stupid fucking cunt (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 13:52,
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I've wasted ages looking into this and I can't see anything about souls in the terms and conditions, what a waste of time(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:02,
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Where does it go from here?Is it down to the lake I fear?
Ay ay ay ay ay ah
Ay ay ay ay ay ah
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 8:24,
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Take these broken wingsAnd shove them up your arse
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 8:35,
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MorningI'm back!
In other news, Rishi Sunak cancels HS2 to Manchester and flies up from London by private jet to the Tory party conference.
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You have an alarming preoccupation with bums(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 11:29,
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He looks like a rich man who's thinking, why don't these fucking povvos just shut up, nothing they say matters (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 13:03,
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I made the first ever mention of Rishi Sunak on b3ta, true storyb3ta.com/board/11291717
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Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 10:52,
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Re: Adams Industrial Supplies Inc & AIS Holdings IncGood day. I am quite annoyed! obtained the appeal from our partner, and I have a great number of problems. Please solve this trouble, or I'll apply additional penalties! It is very important! Copy of the complaint you will see via the Unpaid Invoice Link lower
www.google.com.my/url?q=htt%70%73%3A%2F%2Fa%6da%72a%66%61%73h%69%6fn.%65%75&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AOvVaw2_1ejWR_O4YuUddqDghQAS
Yeah. No. As scam emails go that one's quite something.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 20:56,
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További információ(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 0:47,
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If you shove a pickled radish up your arse, would it cancel out the smell?Alt: where my clowns at?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:44,
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I would probably fart it right back out Aiming my arse at the cat, of course
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:48,
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This is the sort of thing that should be promoted(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:51,
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Oh man is that where you have the extra pie chromosome?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:52,
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OK, if I hadn't farted the pickled radish out This would have made me laugh it out
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:18,
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If there was a hell you'd definitely be going there.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 19:26,
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Just as well it's a load of made-up old bollocks, then, isn't it.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Oct 2023, 19:52,
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Damn right.Roko's Basilisk is totally a thing though, so always say please and thank you to your devices.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 20:11,
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I can't believe people take that stuff seriously. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Oct 2023, 21:45,
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Why not string a whole bunch togetherlike anal beads?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 14:41,
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If you want the world of chess to take note you need to make sure they vibrate(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 14:45,
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I'd prefer to go under that particular radarthank you very much
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 14:50,
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You'll never be a Grandmaster at this rate(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:06,
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broadsword, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:58,
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It's an interesting idea but I don't think smell acts as a waveform that you could cancel with antiphase.More research is needed.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 17:51,
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Alright, finally got round to watching White NoiseThey've done a really good job of adapting it.
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I didn't know they'd made a film about your podting history (
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:54,
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Pickled radish smells oddthere's some very strange odours coming from that jar in the fridge...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 8:29,
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like radishbut pickled. So, sweeter and more tangy - much like a pickled onion is more palatable than an unpicked one.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 8:56,
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Pickled radish smells of arseDo not pickle radish. It will smell of arse.
I know this because I pickled radishes and they smelled of arse.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 10:08,
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Or maybe your arse smells of pickled radish?I think they smell similar to a ripe, runny French cheese. Also, the smell seems to be abating now - the vinegar may have gotten rid of the sulphurous odour.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 10:51,
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Pickled radish smells of arsebuttereggs.wordpress.com/2019/06/11/garlicky-pickled-radishes-or-what-smells-like-butts/#:~:text=Fair%20warning%3A%20pickled%20radishes%20smell,which%20happily%20intensify%20during%20pickling.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 11:11,
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Geez, I keep wondering what was causing the fart smell from “Sinigang na Baboy” (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 11:38,
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I pickled Brussel Sprouts once There was no strange odour
until much later
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 11:13,
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I tried pickling some sliced daikon one time and it smelled like death after a couple weeks, no idea what I did wrong (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:01,
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(, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:39, archived)
Happy Birthday to Sting, Mike Rutherford and Don McCleanAn Englishman living years in New York's American Pie
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 11:09,
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Hans Niemann denies using vibrating anal beads to cheat against Magnus Carlsen(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 12:57,
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ok, you're definitely trying to make me jealous(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 17:42,
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Lovely!I am pleased that you are enjoying Italy.
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I would buy you a drink but I am very far from Naples.
Lucca, Tuscany
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I loved Lucca. Found a great clothes shop there.Also went to a restaurant with 700 wines on the wine list.
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they were the cousins of my first long term girlfriend's 'nonna'(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 22:04,
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they went to America to seek their fortuneand apparently found it selling bilgewater to simpletons
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 22:11,
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she lived in a horrible flat in Hoxton with her somewhat retarded sonhe had a pile of records which a former lodger had left behind, including a pretty much mint copy of Mantronix's King of the Beats' which was at that point (late 90s) £35. The fucking flid wouldn't take £10 for it. Lesson: mongs are stingy
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 22:09,
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always used to mix that into 33% Godget that and Big Apple Productions IIi and you've got yourself a 20min classic breaks mix with 0% effort. perfect for your drugtaking DJ du jour
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 22:24,
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Up here in the Hollywood hills(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 7:16,
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+bought a delightful balconette bra and some disgusting weird satin tranny knickers to stuff my malformed genitals into (
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 21:59,
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something peculiar I have noted here: Tennents Super is v 'populare'that's what we 'napolitanos' say when we mean 'popular'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Oct 2023, 22:01,
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