Your score: 5 / 7www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ppq_HR_Gpo
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 12:27,
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Dunno, I've got him on facebooks but haven't looked at that in ageshis websites still up www.kineticnorth.com/
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Alright BouIn your fifties yet still no proper job, your best friend is dead, and in spite of the loathing and derision pointed your way on this forum you still turn up day after day.
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My best friend isn't dead?It's not my fault you are assholes. I come back for the nice people. Why is teaching Wnglish not a proper job you snob? My students are very grateful for my lessons because they help them get better jobs and into countries that are normally closed off to them. And I live in one of the most beautiful countries in the world with lovely weather. I am happy now. Why are you sad for me? Don't be sad? I'm okay really.
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Haven't you got some camels to knob?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 12:27,
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Sorry we're out of stock on obsequious cunts(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 8:00,
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I see that some people think I am lying and trolling. I am not.Elon Musk also attended a school called Bryanston High School which I also attended at the same time. You can check my Facebook profile. I can send you my certificate if you like. You can check Wikipedia.
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Obvious troll is obviousAnyway, our computer system upgrade/server change has gone spectacularly tits up at work, had to raise a deviation to do some medication labels by screengrabbing the master off the PDF and putting in the expiry/batch number with MS Paint. The MHRA are going to love that one. Have you ever used MS Paint for legitimate work purposes?
Alt: deviation lol
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Hypoxemia causes delusionsThat label thing can't be right can it? In this context, EXCLUSIVELY IN THIS CONTEXT, what is meant by a deviation?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:44,
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I can see you run a very tight ship, deviations aside obviouslywww2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10342/1717697097/IMG4575.png
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:23,
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The system was supposed to be back up yesterday, but I strongly suspected it wouldn't be. We had one request which the patient needs tomorrow, so it had to be made and dispatched today. Without being able to generate the approved label for it this morning, I had to come up with a contingency plan. The least risky option was using a copy of the approved label (including 2D barcode) and fudging it with MS Paint. I'm slightly surprised that QA approved the deviation - they did, because the alternative was the patient not getting the medication in time - and even more surprised that it actually worked.
We're pretty fucked if the system's not back up tomorrow though.
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HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahhahahaha!
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You're right, manufacturing bespoke medicines in an MHRA-licensed unit isn't a proper joblike teaching Wnglish
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Not at all that you came on here to brag about your finest momentAhahahaha you silly little man
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For someon3 who has me on ignoreYou sure do read everything about me and start a lot of threads about me
Silly little man
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Yo mama so fat,she caught necrotising fasciitis but was saved when the bacterium itself died of Type II diabetes!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:02,
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what's the fresh water amoeba that gets in your nose and eats your brain?that's a good one
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:06,
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just caught a magpie with my bare hands(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 20:44,
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he was in the housethey come in all the time
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:25,
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Ate a big pie with both hands, more like!!!(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Jun 2024, 22:27,
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also, the musk went to an all boys prep and an all boys secondary schoolthere's only one other school in his bio, which is now coed but I don't know when it mixed
so I'm calling the obvious trolling bullshit
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to be honest every day i go out is a small victory for me(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:13,
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as a result of this sub-thread,I'm currently listening to Album of the Year probably for the first time in about 25 years. I was largely underwhelmed when it came out, but it's worth a reappraisal. Last Cup of Sorrow is still a fucking tune.
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brb is on the popular page so I get to see one of his recent comments, which I'd characterize as a big solid slab like a wall or a tombstone(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:00,
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I was at school with one of the most famous people on the planet but I'm spectacularly uninformed about every aspect of his life and work,please give me more attention
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also I've never mentioned this before despite being frighteningly transparent about my real life(, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 20:19, archived)
Give me a break, I'm very depressed and antisocial which is why I crave attention so relentlessly
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Probably. I found out you can upload photos for patients in SystmOne to display in the demographics corner. Mostly it's for people who've been in prison to make it harder for them to do prescription fraud.I spent today uploading cat photos for all of our test patients.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:46,
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Filthy fucking furry(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 22:02,
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I set a particularly ugly cat photo for the secret test patient I set up and named after one of my GP partners who is a fucking pain in the arse. Every time they annoy me I like to open their record and give them horrible and embarrassing diseases
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:48,
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is anyone here not a fucking GP?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:49,
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nothing left but an oily residue(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:56,
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I went to school with Ms paint, then I got cancer, stage 11. (
mongychops, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:00,
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She had to be called Ms paint, at 11. V serious . Did finger her tho when I was only just starting out on cancer(
mongychops, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:11,
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my teachers were always telling us not to do cancer like it was really bad and would ruin our lives or some shit(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:15,
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My stage of cancer is really obscure, you probably haven't heard of it(, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:06, archived)
I went to school with Peter Tobin, he was popular and successful just like me!(, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:11, archived)
What we're his views on cancer ? Please don't tell me yours. Thanks.(
mongychops, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:18,
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I went to school with Tony Danza(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 22:02,
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I attended university in Aberdeen the day after the Dunblane massacre,in which the mother of one of my primary school classmates was killed, to find this cunt handing out flyers saying THE QUEEN DUN IT at the entrance. Less than 24 hours later. Got to admire his dedication.
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pixels.com/featured/fall-rectangles-peter-dow.html
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 1:40,
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Elon Musk rocksHe just launched a rocket into space
We went to school together
I wonder if he remembers me
I was the rebellious one
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SpaceX kind of rocksand I used to be a Musk defender in the early days, but as he revealed more of his politics and personality I've drifted into the 'Elon is a complete twat' camp.
The anti-union rhetoric and actions, the workplace racism, the twitter acquisition and insanity that followed, the dishonesty, the paranoid conspiracy bullshit, his support of the great replacement theory and other racist tropes on twitter, cybertruck, the hyperloop not-a-train, the fake robot company, the cynicism, the lies, the needy narcissism, the preference for mean politics over his own trans kid, the hypocrisy over free speech, Don Lemon, blocking people for teasing him over his hair plugs...
The pragmatist in me will still support the goal of settling the solar system, but I'll celebrate when Musk is gone. What SpaceX has done to the space launch industry is positive, and was utterly necessary, but Musk's plan to have Starship compete with the airlines is doomed to failure for a variety of staggeringly obvious reasons, and his goal of filling the sky with constant rocket launches would create an ecological disaster.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 16:23,
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Fucking Hell you get more laborious with each visitB3ta's Resident Bore
How is the frogspawn going?
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It's okay because nobody can see my replies to Bou.I estimate about 1000 tadpoles remaining. The foxes appear to be leaving the frogs alone, which is good.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 17:58,
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I remember him.He was a nice boy.
I haven't really kept up to date with his shenanigans. I'm on X but I don't use it much. Most of the time my head is in the sand.
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I suffer from severe depressionSo I'm mostly cut off from everything
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Don't forget torturing a bunch of monkeys to death!(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:28,
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The Neuralink thing...Grim reading...
www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/
I'm a bit torn about the whole Neurolink thing. It has real life-changing medical applications for quadriplegic people, but I get the impression Musk has chosen quadriplegic people to test it on because he considers them more expendable than able bodied test subjects in the same way he alleges Neuralink chose monkeys who were 'close to death' to experiment on.
There's also the whole Space Nazi supermen but don't mention eugenics thing. SMN did a good video on it... Elon Musk's "Hitler Problem"
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:52,
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I am against any kind of animal testing for any reason I can't read that
It will probably destroy me
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Fuck neuralink too then!Why should animals have to suffer endlessly for humans? Fuck that!!!!!!
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If it's vital research and the ends justify the means, I'm broadly supportive...If the goal is unethical (chasing a profitable way to exploit people or the environment), fuck that.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:36,
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I'm sorry brb, I must disagree with you hereCausing suffering is never justified
There must be better ways
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Nature causes suffering. Scientific/medical inaction causes suffering.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 19:20,
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you're probably all he remembers(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 17:54,
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It might be true because I was the only girl in the chess club/geek
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i was the only girl in the chest club!(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:22,
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I was just reading about when to prune laburnum when you rudely interrupted (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 13:53,
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Some shit about your nan being called Pruand burning her numnum or whatfuckingever
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 14:23,
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Blah blah but my penis is in your nan or whateveryou're right. I'm not feeling it. Unlike your nan.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:50,
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It's ok, I'm ever so offended if that's any help. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:58,
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if she dies it's your fault en-thali, lost your mess on her comfy kadhi(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 16:30,
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Paul HOLLY WOODMary BERRY
Coincidence????? Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!!1!
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hiding in plain sight all this time!!!!!!(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:30,
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We're sorry, the TITCHEESE you requested was not available so we have substituted GUNTSOUP(, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 14:25, archived)
Phwoar, Gwyneth Paltrow eh?I'd let her have a go on my Ironman
As well as performing various other domestic chores
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She could steam the wrinkles out of my cuffsIYKWIM. I really do mean that. I hate ironing, but I'd be happy to put the groceries away and unload the dishwasher.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:54,
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IKWYMYDOBYeah, I'd let her empty my food waste bin and fill my cardboard recycling bag.
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my friend fucked his gf with a remote control and then told usif we're ever watching tv or a film at his and the remote goes missing we always ask her if she knows where it is.
it's deliciously awkward
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:02,
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around the time of sliding doors and shakespeare in loveI would have happily had a go
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But why?Why? WHY!????
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 9:15,
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My kids love that gamewww.orchardtoys.com/buy/smelly-wellies-game_363.htm
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It is highly recommended to urinate IMMEDIATELY after sexual intercourseThis applies to both males and females
Thankyou
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I tried that onceit all gushed out the sides and got my legs and the bed all wet
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I'm very uncomfortable with this content, I suspect you got some kind of weird thrill out of typing it(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 21:50,
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That one's blank for me, it's probably someone else who made me uncomfortable(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 22:25,
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Nah it's just an actual moron. Nothing to worry about.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 14:23,
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I'm tiredAre you tired? If so please go to bed with diagrams
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 19:11,
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mofaha might have an ascii drawing(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 19:39,
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Here's an ASCII drawing depicting someone who is tired:
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 19:36,
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Here's an ASCII drawing of the person laying down in bed:
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 19:37,
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you'll need to be more specific about what type, it's more science than art this if I'm honest I had three bic lighters on the go because i keep losing them, but then they turn up again.
now two of them are currently gone again ffs, if this one disappears I may have to get up
ok I was sitting on one
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 19:48,
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whenever I see Rishi Sunak I can't stop myself from thinking how tiny his underpants must beI reckon he doesn't pay VAT on clothes
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 15:13,
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*checks profile*
Yeah.
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arseboon dilbaro, darning his socks in the night from the grave in a jar by the door(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 12:53,
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You timezone elitist!How dare you assume everyones' temporal identity.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 12:41,
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Bit rude reallyPut up tax for the very well paid and the corporations who fiddle it
Simples
I am not on the very well paid crew but I would happily pay an extra penny in the pound to finance shizzles
#docpoliticalchitchat
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Bring the CGT allowance back up to a meaningful level, then equalise the rates with income tax.Taper state pension entitlement once post-retirement income hits the 40% band.
Reinstate LTA and raise it to 1.5 million.
Unfreeze personal allowance and raise it to 15K.
Send all the smelly immigrants back.
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 8:01,
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Keeping up the belled quotient for the day(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 20:00,
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Horrible yet lovely! Its a long time since I posted on here, I'm quite surprised that /talk is still knocking about and we've not been removed entirely from the internet for our awesome behaviour.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 22:00,
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where did you keep your password for the last 20 years(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 2:32,
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^^^ This is a scam.Do not tell him! He will steal ur monies!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 13:32,
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No Dave, it turns out he's a rich prince!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 20:06,
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Nice try, scammer!Talking in the third person won't get past us!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 14:24,
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Hi there bellend's, QR here, checking in yo(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 15:17,
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i'm home from workleft at 9am too lol
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 15:26,
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IT'S BEER OF THE MOTHERFUNKIN CLOCK(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 15:34,
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I left for work about half seven and was home by 8boss messaged me telling me he had to stay at home for passport delivery meaning my weekday day off became today. Happy days. I've spent it exercising and reading about steak in the great new book my wife gave me as a surprise
www.amazon.co.uk/Steak-Whole-Story-Tim-Hayward/dp/1837831009
lots to learn
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 15:37,
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i like a good steak. my butcher does great ones. i usually cook them on full power for about 90 seconds until they're perfectbbq sauce to taste. excellent.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 15:53,
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totally opposite technique for meovernight dry brine followed by reverse sear
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:10,
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microwaves are the future matespock will be beaming all our steaks up in years to come
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:13,
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I just read earlier that the first domestic microwave came out in 1967they were $500
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:29,
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yeah as i recall magnetrons were initially for military use but they needed not to be anywhere near the same tolerances for microwave ovensso they could be produced fairly easily. my microwave used to buzz and i done a search turns out it was likely the magnetron
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:33,
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Up until 1960 all sales of playing cards were taxed . The ace of spades was the card stamped by the tax office . Hence its reputation. (
mongychops, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 17:58,
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you got to age them or they just don't taste right(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 21:15,
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I sous-vide mine with a steak rub of my own invention, based on wild mushrooms that I foraged myself.You know, like a proper food cunt.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Jun 2024, 21:23,
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oh right, it was a jokesorry, I'm a bit thick
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:30,
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teeheeheei even added the bbq sauce to make it more obvious you thicko lol.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:34,
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I'm doing two things at oncethat's my excuse and I'm sticking to it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:36,
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like your steaks do to the pan lol(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:43,
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I saw a YT vid where they packed it in MSG for 3 days before cooking it, which apparently did something.
Which /talk denizen is a doctor again? I think something is happening to my ear.
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msg makes things that don't taste of much taste greatless useful for more flavoursome foods, afair
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 21:17,
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Jane's Addiction were pretty good btw(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 15:53,
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Dave Navarro looks like a tattooed pirate scarecrow but he can still play fucking guitar(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 17:12,
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A bit like Johnny Depp, except not as big a cuntand he can still play fucking guitar
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I'm in the office and we have to book a desk in a spreadsheet but that doesn't show you where the desks areso I've made a spreadsheet that feeds off it and puts all the names into cells that represent the actual layout, it allows you to change the date using a drop down and gives you the weather forecast for the day complete with wind speed and a weather icon.
I did all this so I could always find the most isolated desk which I think is very much in the spirit of this hateful place.
Thanks for asking.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 15:58,
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hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:06,
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Fucking ungrateful bastardsI'm the executor for the estate of a friend and after getting in all the money due I've instructed the solicitors to make an interim payment out to the beneficiaries, as well paying all the bills, bequests etc.
Two of the beneficiaries are my dead friend's brothers. Neither ever visited her in the 30+ years she lived in Wales, one only started showing up after she'd got a terminal diagnosis to make sure he was in the will. I've had endless hassle with the cunts - one whinging about the amount of inheritance tax they have to pay.
Yesterday they both went into meltdown because they'd had physical cheques for £25k each which was so inconvenient, why couldn't they have the money paid into their accounts directly?
Who are the most entitled, whingey, jammy, miserable shits you have to deal with? You can't say /talk
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 9:14,
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Oh garold I know how you feel I've been the executor of an estate myselfIt's not easy and I know how you feel.
People can be such assholes.
These people don't deserve anything!
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Well, they're going to end up with about £100k eachand I've been fucking careful to keep a really watertight record of how I've handled all the finances.
The good bit is that I've been using a firm of solicitors so whenever I've had any shit I've been able to pass it on to the legal team. It's quite satisfying that they pay for this themselves out of the estate...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 13:39,
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Good call on getting the solicitors inI hate it when shits get a windfall
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i hate it when my winds get a shitfall(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 15:59,
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Just laugh at them. Tell them they have no power and laugh.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 10:28,
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they might turn into owls and fly away(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 12:36,
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Alright Jareth (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 13:51,
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WellI just need to sell a property and then I can wind the whole thing up. If they get problematic I'll just pass the whole process over to the solicitors who will take over. For a considerable fee, payable out of the estate.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 13:40,
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Quite right.I trust you informed them of this possibility? Make sure you talk to them like they are misbehaving five year-olds until they behave.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 13:23,
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Dave is right I reckonyou can't control them, only your reaction to them, and they are pathetic ridiculous babies, so revel in their ridiculousness and maybe even point it out to them if you get chance
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I'm using over politeness to really wind the cunts up"yes, that does sound dreadfully unfair. If you'd like to contact HMRC yourself to try and explain how you think the amount of inheritance tax on the estate is far too much then please go ahead."
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 13:42,
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I live in the US, let's just leave it there.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 11:43,
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Nothing you can't sort out with a Colt .45and a burger.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 13:43,
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Ugh I HATE large sums of money(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 11:45,
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Send them celebrity fund-raising sized cheques (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 12:06,
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The thing is - on 25K, they won't be even close to inheritance tax levels...unless maybe they are already a high-earner, in which case, they should STFU.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 12:43,
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Not unless he's handing you a cheque for £2300 and you haven't filed your accounts for years.Oh sorry, you said IHT.
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Really.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 13:57,
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Well, you'd be rightbut that's what was left over in cash after setting all the accounts. There's a 2 bed bungalow to sell in South West Wales now. It's in a relatively desirable area and it was valued at £300k, which I think was frankly ludicrous, but we ought to be able to get £250k.
By the time it's all settled they ought to be looking at £100k each.
I've been working on this since November 2022, from sorting out the death cert. and arranging the funeral, right through to clearing the house and tracking down all the money due to the estate. I've had to deal with those grubby cunts for way too long.
Having said that, there's on beneficiary who had no idea the money was coming - she's my friend's niece, lives out of the UK. She's been very nice to me, thanking me for everything I've done so that's been satisfying. I think she's fairly young and it'll be a big help to her.
The brothers have been unrelenting arseholes. My friend asked me to be an executor because she knew what her brothers were like, why she gave any money to them is beyond me. I'd have given it to Macmillan Cancer Research and written them letters telling them what shuddering twats they were and how happy I was to not give them anything but I guess her Catholic guilt kicked in or something.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 13:50,
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ah, lack of planning by the previous owner.The way to do it is to set up a trust, which owns the property. You make the intended relatives a partner in that trust. That way, when you pop yer clogs, they don't pay a single penny and inherit the property. Make sure a financial advisor is a silent partner, as they can settle any stalemate arguments that might arise later.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 13:26,
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sorry to hear that, bloody people examples from work are boundless..
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 13:02,
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They may even be colleagues of yours(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 13:51,
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you're not wrong therefunnily enough
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 14:01,
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I have been asked to be an executor several times during to my GPness Not ethical and not legal as far as I know So leave it to the briefs IMHO
Lol Shipman
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RIGHT ABOUT NOWBUMHOLE BUGGERER
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 22:24,
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RIGHT ABOUT NOWDISGUSTING BUMHOLE
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 5:20,
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Sympathy replywww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRc0by2vZ7k
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 16:49,
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Hard/far right wing grifter, political con man, soon to be an 8-time failure to become an MP,grotesque toad-like face, pub bore voice, pub bore opinions mixed with fascist tendencies, formerly headed the UK Independence Party in the European Parliament (aligned with other far right/NeoNazi parties like AfD) and accidentally succeeded in derailing his own gravy train by scraping a win in the Brexit vote.
He's recently been seen selling Cameos to IRA supporters and standing on the cliffs of Dover with his Tomy binoculars pointing at small boats.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 17:26,
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That's a lot of letters, you only needed four(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 17:50,
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you should be searching how to perform cpr on yourself instead(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 22:26,
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Standing for election on the same day Colin Gibb died What a wanker for showing a lack of respect for Colin.
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$$ ✅, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 16:59,
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Was agadoo by tye beegies?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 19:13,
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I like beans, I like sauceI like sexual intercourse
Lol #beardsmen
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I'm going vegan in JulyBeans beans beans....
As for the rest,
No thanks I'm too old
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Shove some beans up your arse and squeeze heinz juice out your japper(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 12:01,
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Best not combine those things, though.And I speak from experience there.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jun 2024, 12:08,
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You see, saying things like that is what gets me into trouble isn't it?(, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 12:17, archived)
I can't stand beans (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Jun 2024, 12:59,
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