^past the shafternoon and straight on to the bollocks(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 17:42,
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I wish. It was -15c here earlier this morning, should get up to -2 by this afternoon though, can't wait. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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We've just had 3 really cold days in among two weeks of relatively cold weatherLooks like day temps will get above freezing by the end of the week, the worst of the winter might be over already.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Afternoon, poo weather round here, proper poo y'know?(
broadsword, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 14:06,
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Yeah it's raining cats and shits(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 14:29,
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haha, looks like I picked the wrong day to stop calling you Shirley!you know, like in 'Aeroplane'!
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 15:18,
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No that's a pun and I don't like puns.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 15:33,
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It's true, we did an experiment with ten puns to see if any of them amused him, but no pun in ten did(, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 20:39, archived)
I am fucken mad for it, m8I don't give a shit
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 16:06,
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Ask me why.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 15:35,
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None of your fucking business (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 19:38,
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You should have started learning php, would have helped with your insomnia (
Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 8:02,
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I slept pretty wellthe night before we had a friend round for dinner and demolished a couple of bottles of red whine between the three of us resulting in a bad night's sleep and dreams about waiting for a coach. Not sure what that was all about. Stylisticalyl it was a bit like an Ingmar Berman film.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:14,
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I've stopped drinking between Sun nights and Thurs evenings I think that's what's fucking my sleep up
That and existential dread lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:43,
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Morning. As your doctor, I recommend that you get better sleep tonight.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:07,
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What should I do about this lump(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:55,
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starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Lumpawaroo
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:47,
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Let it sit alone in a boggy marsh.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:04,
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Totally emotionless you are(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:16,
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A real doctor would recommend he got better sleep last night.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:08,
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I think that's only the kind of doctors who travel in police phone boxes or DeLoreans.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:19,
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I tend not to bother with sleep myself, I have drawers full of energy drinks to get me through the day.(, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:30, archived)
They might work better if you take them out and drink them instead of keeping them in drawers.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:34,
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I spent five years at medical school and have 18 years of clinical experience, I think I know how a fucking energy drink works.They sit in my draw and I passively absorb their radiant energy waves through my left thigh. If I need more of a boost I just move closer to the drawer.
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Do you have a drawer full of placebo energy drinks next to your right thigh?If not, I feel this is an important opportunity for a clinical study to see if one leg jumps more than the other.
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They can only do harm(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:28,
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I don't care(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:54,
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Everyone is WFH, I'm the only person here. I suppose when my laptop and phone and stuff are set up I'll be able to stay indoors, touch (
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Work from the boozer(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:59,
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Well yeah , no point sitting here when I could just sit pub (
mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:47,
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I moved last year and had to find a new local boozer Thought I'd got a nice spot but then found out it's run by a saffa
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:09,
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As your doctor I advise you to take all your clothes off and dance around.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:42,
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Morning Yeah, same here
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:33,
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As your doctor I advise you to eat healthily and not do too many Nazi salutes today.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:42,
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How about a little bit ketamine please?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:02,
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Was I meant to start learning something today?Shit.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:11,
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You'd need that money to park there everyday. Rob dog cunts (
mongychops, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 20:42,
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I have found that in my ICB job the less I read my emails or bother to turn up to meetings the more important everyone seems to think I am(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:51,
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How to drive my new car.I've driven automatics before, but it'll take a bit of readjustment.
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OK clearly you want to tell us what your new car is but for some reason you're being coy about it.Just tell us, we won't think any less of you.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:48,
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I was just a bit spooked when I googled it after putting the deposit down,and that EXACT CAR was the 2nd result. It's dropped off now it's not for sale though. Jaguar XE R-Sport saloon, 2019, low mileage. Nicest car I've ever owned, even if I'll be paying off the loan for the next 5 years.
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Very nice, I wanted a Jaguar X something after seeing one that was parked next to me once but could only afford a clapped out BMW 3 series at the time.And I wouldn't worry about someone using that information to track you down and dox you, everyone seems very sane and friendly here.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 20:48,
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Funnily enough we were looking at a clapped out 3 series for under £5kbut I had an M3 years ago, great car but the running costs were atrocious so we decided to treble the budget for a car that will probably cost less in the long run.
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My sister had an XE, just the diesel oneit was very nice indeed.
We have a black Vauxhall Indignia with a diddy petrol engine. It looks like a cheap, unlicenced taxi. The kind of car you describe to the police when you're being interviwed about the disappearance of a vulnerable friend.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:19,
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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noncepunch!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 21:09,
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Everyone seems to miss the part when we bought a Honda Accord in New Zealand.It was already notorious around these parts, I could never satisfactorily explain to my wife why having one was so funny.
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The True Justice Mobile(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 22:26,
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In all honestly I don't really understand it either, I've never been clear what the joke is. Shitty old man's car? Too nondescript to find again once you've parked it?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Lost in the mists of timeb3ta.com/questions/bullies/post422892
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 0:56,
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b3ta.com/questions/massivedrugs/post868898
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 0:58,
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Thanks but I've already gazzed mongyseriously though cheers
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Taught myself PHP a while ago, now there's no point. Just ask ChatGPT "Give me the php code to display this information from my database in this format" or whatever and it does it for you
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:45,
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I don't like AII usually make a point of not using much new technology produced after 2010, I call it Enlightened Luddism
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You certainly make a point of announcing your Luddism as often as possible(, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 19:09, archived)
This is the path to Idiocracy, sir.Consider not being lazy to the point of relying on things you don't understand. DOOM! DOOOOOOOM!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 19:06,
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Unless you meant you've taught yourself to Pleasure Hard Penuses in which case good for you.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:47,
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Hey it's not an accusation, I'm happy for you. I have total respect for your aspiration to go and find the biggest, hardest penus you can and pleasure the hell out of it.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 20:59,
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Speaking of conclusionsI just torrented Alien Autopsy - Fact or Fiction, hosted by Johnathon Frakes, and it came with 4 bonus mp3s of conspiracy theory radio for absolutely free.
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You are radicalising yourself, Mr. Penis.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 23:23,
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It's light entertainment, like the X-Files,and being totally rad is good. The 80s told me.
and I'm not sergeant frenulum
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free if your time is worth nothing(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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probably plop on a peacock(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:09,
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I'll likely queef on a quetzalcoatlus.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:17,
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I'll turd on a turtle π’ (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:24,
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considering sharting on a sheepdog(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:34,
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And that's hard because their tits are fucking tiny(
Two Hats π©π©, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 17:09,
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Before reading this I found a chocolate vein in my vanilla ice cream(, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:45, archived)
Gonna stick my dong in a dead dugong#pixieslyrics
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 17:38,
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Is it mad that a president can arbitrarily pardon criminals as they wish?Is it just me that thinks this is odd? What else do you think is a bit strange, now you come to think about it?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 13:11,
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YeahShould go through congress. Senators have the ability too I believe.
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Shouldn't the legislators pass laws and then the justice system applies those laws?If something is illegal then it's illegal. If the law isn't working then change the law, but giving the president the ability to just override it seems insane.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 13:19,
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If the opposite of PRO is CON, then what's the opposite of PROGRESS?Eh? Think about it. It's clever.
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Two Hats π©π©, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 13:52,
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I think I saw this on an "American Jokebook" website back in the early 2000sI hope it will be seen by many future generations to come
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Your dad should have used a prodom.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 14:14,
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By which I mean the opposite of a condom, so we could have more of you, because you are so great.Or something.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 14:23,
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Gay sex with the corpse of Alan Rickman/ac
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 13:28,
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unorthdox, and by now a bit difficult(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 13:52,
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have a pice of toast(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 13:53,
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nine inch nails world tour gigs announcedProlly get a ticket for Manchester
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You'll need more than one ticket for the whole of Manchester (
Two Hats π©π©, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 14:38,
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Not if they all stand on top of each other in an oversized coat(, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 14:57, archived)
Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 15:23,
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I'm not in Manchester anymore Maybe I'll go to London. Or Paris. Or LA. I could go anywhere.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 15:25,
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everybody talk about, pop manywhere(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:08,
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the unbearable lightness of being(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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How dare you question the infallibility of the Holy Constitution? Blasphemer! (
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 17:37,
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Anyone mistakenly done any Nazi salutes so far this morning?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 11:15,
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cdn2.opendemocracy.net/media/images/PA-31630235_52G2VkT.width-800.jpg
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Pretty sure he'd still look untidy even in a Hugo Boss uniform.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 11:35,
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funny how easy not doing that isassuming you're not a racist cock womble
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 11:29,
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Don't make assumptions about me.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 11:34,
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I'm afraid the version of "cock womble" you're using is obsoleteEver since it attained more common use, it is now known as cockwomble (without the space)
Please do your part to prevent such anachronistic phrasings in the future
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Nazi Salutes from autistic billionaires are OK I think(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 12:17,
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I gave a 2-fingered salute to the postman, if that's any help (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 11:29,
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Due to the weak value of the Vietnamese dong, my parents spent all their savings(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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I learned in Vietnam that it's always better to tip in USD, they don't appreciate dong tips(, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 12:00, archived)
You know what you wanna do with that right,You wanna put a bangin' dong on it!
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no it's a unit of currency (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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If I don’t get at least 7 misconstrued Nazi salutes done before lunch I consider it a day wasted (
Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 12:00,
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-15c here right now I see I've arrived too late for weather chat
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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No I don't care about those.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 13:27,
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Ah, so many student memories...Actually I don't really remember much any more, it was 30 years ago.
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Pound a pint sounds right, can't remember the door price though.(, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 9:40, archived)
Was that just past Chealsea Bridge?I think I went there once. The night Diana died.
I didn't go again in case another princess karked it. You can't be too careful.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 10:37,
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Urgh. You mean it was somewhere up the North?How ghastly.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 11:06,
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Which is the one where a coked-up Michael Gove can occasionally be found shaking his funky stuff?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jan 2025, 9:42,
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He'd have been more of a Ministry of Sin person back in the day.(, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 9:43, archived)
Yes yes, I'm here, how can I help (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jan 2025, 9:36,
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It's greasy(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jan 2025, 10:59,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 10:09,
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How many talk clones have been made over the years?I can count 3. (f1sh, chimpod and such) (4rthur doesn't count because it preceded talk)
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What was it called?And don't say G0nzo. That would be a stupid name.
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I dunno, ch4tr or saink. Nobody went. Dunno what bullshit trousers is spouting. The only other boards were Arthur and Cambodia. Fella ain't all there , bless (
mongychops, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 20:23,
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Cambodia is still goingalbiet everything you do gives you an error before proceding
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Well I can mention a dead one - Frank had one. ;-p(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 21:54,
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I think they removed all communications from his special facility.I jest. I haven't heard a peep from him in a very long time. Ask mongychops, I bet he has.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 22:55,
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Frank posts quite regularly on Facebook.He likes guitars, and trolling Scott Manley whenever he posts about rocket launches.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 7:16,
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Well goodo.At least he's safe with other boomers...
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 13:36,
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Not sure even giggly would want to admit that was a rival (
mongychops, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 22:30,
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There are a few, but I won't mention them as that's for the owner(s) to decide.They made them to get away from some of the people here.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 19:51,
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Yes, it's called the "Ignore" link you see after the time and date on his posts.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 19:54,
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Fine then, Mrs Penis, if you prefer.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Jan 2025, 21:47,
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If I was Mr. Penis,this would be a humorous response, but I'm not
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The Penis doth protest too much, methinks.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 0:15,
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They're hiddenI'm a member of about 8 and have over 1 million posts spread across them all
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Well at least you have standards(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 20:50,
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Dunno m8, I don't use /talk any more after the dog fingerers tried to restrict my free speech. I only post on Voat these days.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 20:49,
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You're late to the gameAll the real patriots are on truth social
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According to the wayback machine that's just AndyK's gallery of stuff he posted on b3ta and FARKWhat happened to FARK anyway?
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well that was a good thread ehhow's it going lol
just watched Operation Mincemeat, not bad but they took some artistic licence which I felt was unnecessary
bit like your face
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 18:24,
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Good one Queef'sGlad you're back, we can have some good content now.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 18:27,
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isthat thedead guy in officer's uniform left to wash up with fake landing plansstuffed up his arse
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 18:27,
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operation arsehole as it was unofficially known(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 18:29,
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yesit's an amazing story, there was no need to add some romantic subplot you dicks
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 18:29,
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oh. that's pretty good actually. You've really put some thought into it(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 18:59,
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I just wonder why brb comes here And why is she so sad?
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 18:56,
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We all come here to seek attention.The ones who deny it, the most.
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Wait a minuteMincemeat.... Robinson's.....racism?
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 18:58,
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Jesus fucking christ, another 4 years of this.Coping strategy suggestions, please.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 14:41,
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I've been saying for about 2 years nowthat neither Biden nor Trump will still be alive by the end of this presidential term, whoever won. It'll be interesting to see if I'm right, even if wouldn't be much in the way of consolation.
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I meant that he will definitely try to change the rules and run for a third termBut you're right, there's a very real possibility that he'll die in office. He doesn't take very good care of himself.
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:36,
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I seriously thought he was going to be assassinated mid-inaugurationShocked he made it this long
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Some of the guys with bayonettes looked like they were having intrusive thoughts.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 16:53,
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I do wonder if this was a reason for it being moved insideThat, and he was terrified of the crowds being small again
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 18:10,
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Who first though? Deadald Trump or Joe Dieden?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 17:48,
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Too close to call...Both have similar dangers. Age being one. Donny has randoms taking potshots, but Joe has Dems mad at him for skipping the nomination process for Kamala, and they are really livid about that still.
What do you think?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 18:24,
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Either Joe will go forever sleepy within 6 monthsor he'll outlive us all, sitting there grinning like a skeleton
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Shut up you libtard cuck woke snowflakeyou lost.
(I'm going with the strategy of if you can't beat them, join them)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 14:57,
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Have you tried being unalive?I hear it stops all worries and problems.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 14:58,
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Dave, Dave, Dave, Trouser, Trouser, Trouser,you sad edgelord cunt.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:03,
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It's a classic /chat memeClearly you don't belong.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:06,
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Says the edgelord cunt through his racist avatar.
Kill yourself.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:12,
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See, you're getting the hang of it now.There is hope for you yet. Just get that IQ up a bit and we can be friends maybe.
*high five*
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:13,
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Take that gaping open mouth of yoursand wrap it around your car exhaust.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:17,
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That's ok.Be happy that you paid the same guy for your icon as I did for mine. You financially supported a "racist", and continue to support Him by posting here.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:27,
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You're always so angryAnd I've never understood why
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 16:20,
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Your icon is a KKK hood, racist!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 16:41,
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Some browser/OS combos don't show unicode emoji.It was a :| equivalent, if that helps.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 16:50,
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I wouldn't let it bother you either way, but I'm rarely angry.I just appear that way to certain people. I enjoy both proper arguing and verbal self defence, so when you think I'm angry there's a good chance I'm just entertaining myself.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 16:49,
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Verbal self defenseis defined as using speaking to de-escalate, not the opposite
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If the avatar is racist...and only the staff can add avatars, does this mean B3ta is racist?
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Good question. I wish more people would consider this.Rob is a useful idiot for the far right when it comes to free speech absolutism. He made sickipedia, which had a racist joke section, and some kid pasted from it and got himself arrested and jailed. Rob then raised money to pay for the racist joker's legal costs, thus he supports racists.
Racists like failed magician Jerry Sadowitz, who he supported with an advert here on b3ta, which attracted a small handful of racist cunts most of whom have since been convinced to fuck off back to Facebook.
Racists like the 4 talk users I have on ignore, who use this place to publish casual racism nearly every day.
He has the right to be wrong, but we have the right to call him a cunt for it, here, on his actual website. Being a free speech absolutist means he has to support people doing that.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 17:03,
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If you don't like Rob,why do you use B3ta, what made you join? If you think people should quit X and Facebook over their owner's political leanings, doesn't that mean you should delete your b3ta account and make a stand?
Also, who do you have on ignore who posts "casual racism" every day? I have nobody ignored and don't see anything like that.
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(please ignore that brb paid for an icon too, that would be inconvenient to note)(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 17:18,
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If brb funds Rob, and Rob helped fund a "racist joker's" legal fees,does this mean brb funded a racist?
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Yes, and quite directly too.Isn't he terrible? A racist and a hypocrit.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 17:21,
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Sorry for calling you an idiot, by the wayI was angry, and caught up in the heat of the moment
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 17:22,
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*sprinkles the fairydust of forgiveness over you both*(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 17:23,
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and by that I mean, "Now, kiss"(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 17:23,
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also it was pure cocaine.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 17:23,
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ah, a pro move.*clicks tongue* Noice
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 17:26,
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I think I paid 49p for it.Can't remember now. I think I only joined after all the sickipedia shit happened anyway, and wasn't aware of it until even later than that. Not sure when I got the icon.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 17:58,
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Don't you know the saying?It takes 49p for racism to win but only 48p for fascism.
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Almost 100% of the 'casual racism' is done purely to wind up brbNot terribly mature, admittedly, but not worth getting ones knickers in a twist over
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 17:24,
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Who says I don't like the cunt?Political leanings are one thing. I dislike most right wing people's political leanings, so by the standards you impose on me I'd need to starve to death in order to remain hypocrisy free.
Campaigning for Trump is fascist action. So is promoting actual Nazis and actual anti-Semitic paranoid conspiracy theories. This isn't something I can idiotically dismiss as political leanings.
I can't dismiss facilitating genocide as political leanings either, so get off facebook too.
When Rob does something like that, do let me know and I'll respond accordingly.
I don't doubt that you don't see the casual racism here.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 17:49,
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Massive quantities of alcohol I suspect that it won't be 4 years. He enjoys the power too much. I can see the cunt changing the law to make himself president for life.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:02,
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Yeah but on the other hand, I could see the fat unhealthy orange cunt dropping dead any day.So maybe itβll be less than four years.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:04,
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Melania herself could have written this.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:06,
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He's got a tell-tale sign of cardiac issues.Examine his right earlobe if you dare. That line that's recently showed up is an indicator of heart trouble.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:09,
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I have never seen your ears.But if you know what I am referring to, and you have the same indent-line, consider a checkup.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:52,
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I have. They’re fucking massive, it’s why he wears two hats(
Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 16:31,
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I always wondered.Cheers, Cheers.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 16:42,
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Yes, that's how that works...(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:05,
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Like that's stopped him before (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 16:48,
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I don't think he canhe'd need a two-thirds majority in both houses. It'd be like trying to take out the bit about the right to bear arms.
AND he'll be 82 by then. I'd not stand at the top of any steep flights of stairs with Melania around, if I were him.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:06,
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Bring back Hitler(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 15:21,
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He at least maintained the illusion of political coherenceand in the end he did the right thing and killed himself, setting a fine example for any right winger.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 18:54,
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Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land
To go and kill the yellow man
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 12:59,
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poor fellawww.youtube.com/watch?v=X-tfYbRK2OA&ab_channel=Yellowman-Topic
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 13:45,
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I'm sure you don't mean that, you mean cuddly good socialism like Jeremy Corbyn.It's just an unfortunate accidental turn of phrase.
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People also search for: Was Hitler left-wing"In a live talk with X owner Elon Musk, Alternative for Germany chancellor candidate Alice Weidel claimed that Nazi leader Adolf Hitler was not "right-wing," but a communist instead. Historians vehemently disagree."
It doesn't matter anyway because it will be fact-checked and flagged if false, just like all claims on social media.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 13:50,
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Community Notes aim to create a better informed world by empowering people on X to collaboratively add context to potentially misleading posts.
What could possibly go wrong on such a healthy, informed community?
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If Hitler was left-wing he would have used his left hand to salute, duh(, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 14:06, archived)
Do we know which bollock he had?I feel like that would tell us which way he swung.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 14:08,
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After losing one, the other one is the middle one(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 14:10,
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I'll just link to this, it's not worth re-typing it allb3ta.com/talk/8372731
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Yeah, and North Korea is a democratic people's republic (
Two Hats π©π©, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 14:43,
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Is it though (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jan 2025, 7:53,
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Things are going to get worse before they get better(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 8:10,
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Did you see that musk old boy pop a double nazi salute.Feels like something the Internet should be talking about
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jan 2025, 9:19,
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You can't say Musk(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 9:33,
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It's getting reposted a lot on reddit with the bit where he says "my heart goes out to you" cut outElon's still a massive cunt but that wasn't a nazi salute, it was a socially awkward autistic gesture fuelled by being in front of a massive crowd of people after "winning" and the misleading editing just makes me less likely to believe otherwise
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Oh, you're a moron.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jan 2025, 9:38,
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Why would he do a Nazi salute?Don't just reply with various insults.
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I've got a free trial for ancestry.com if you want to have a look and see how closely related your parents were(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jan 2025, 9:42,
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Still replying with insultsIf you can't defend your point, just say so. (and Ancestry is shit anyways)
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I don't feel the need to defend myself when there's video evidence of a nutcase billionaire doing a nazi salute.If you're so confident it's fine, you might as well start doing them to greet your friends or the bar man at your local spoons.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jan 2025, 9:46,
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It looks like one, I'll give you thatAnd Elon is indeed a nutcase, but it wasn't a Nazi salute.
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It defo was(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jan 2025, 9:49,
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I'm a nazi and so is my wife(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 10:36,
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You're right, it's not like it's ideologically consistent with any number of things he's said and done over a period of years.We should probably give him the benefit of the doubt.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Jan 2025, 11:30,
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He did it three times to make sure that the crowd got his clever jokeyoutu.be/-rj1SFtxRTg?t=129
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 9:42,
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Don't worry Mr Undulating,Apparently he didn't actually do a nazi salute
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jan 2025, 9:46,
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Well my mind has certainly been put at ease.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 9:55,
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Ah, Ted, I hear you're a racist now!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 10:11,
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So they're just showing the two nazi salutes, and you feel this is in some way misleading, is that what you're saying ?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 14:00,
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I've said beforehe's like a spoiled toddler pulling a load of shit out of its nappy and smearing it all over its face for attention.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 10:14,
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Fake newsIf you look closely he's blocking a basketball shot and then turns to block the rebound
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 7:54,
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The mental has just phoned Someone from the memory clinic is coming to see her and she wants me there. I asked what time they were coming, she said 9.30.
Yeah, just give me 17 minutes to finish breakfast, get dressed and get to your house, you utter fucking weapon.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 9:13,
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Well. At least she remembered about the memory clinic appointmentthat's a good sign.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 10:12,
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She actually scored 2 points more than last time Although I don't know how. There are 7 weeks of tablets she hasn't taken and, when the nurse asked why there were so many, she blamed lockdown. We told her that lockdown was 5 years ago and the nurse asked her what year it was. She said 2015.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 12:05,
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Magic pants!en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 8:11,
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Yeah. I think I am.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 10:12,
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White is right(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jan 2025, 12:00,
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My Arse Gapes Alluringly?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 12:02,
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MAGAGA(Make Amiga Advanced Graphics Architecture Great Again)
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 17:07,
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Post pre afternoon bollocks reply of bollocks(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 12:18,
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Post-lunch curry bollocks (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 13:38,
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I've been listening to Chapel Roan a lot recentlyI really don't think I'm the target audience...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 14:27,
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I've heard of this artistCouldn't tell you shit about them though.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 14:28,
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She's done an album of songsthey're quite 80s influenced, vocally in that Lana Del Ray/Lorde area. I find her stuff decent.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 14:38,
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She looks like a Kinder toy of Portia de Rossi that someone left on a radiator.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 14:49,
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Seasons 1-3 of Arrested Development Portia di Rossi?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 16:47,
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That's the one. Or Better Off Ted Portia de Rossi, which is essentially the same Portia de Rossi.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 17:01,
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Objectifying a woman based on her physical appearance?Disgusting.
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Paul Young's cover of I See a Darkness isn't as shit as you'd think.(, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 7:56, archived)
Then again, neither was Hasselhoff's cover of Jesus & Mary Chain(, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 7:56, archived)
he was in front of me in the airport queue when I was off to Romania onceyou couldn't make it up
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 12:34,
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MorningToday I will watch the "lost Kubrick" film, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
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Might make up some lies on the Internet, to make me sound more interesting than I actually amOr I might just have a wank. Haven't decided yet lol
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Two Hats π©π©, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 11:17,
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You've got two hands, why not do both simultaneously for an interesting extra challenge?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 11:24,
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The weekend is nearly overWhat have you achieved?
We went to church! It was a bit odd. Wonβt be doing that again in a hurry.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 20:16,
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Ran a half marathon and ate a massive pizzaNot at the same time before you ask
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 20:17,
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NiceWhat time? For the run, not the pizza
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 21:49,
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i still haven't had a drink go me
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 20:22,
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Celebrate with a drink Wait. Noβ¦
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 21:55,
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Disappointingly little.The older I get, the more I think that two-day weekends are a rip-off. You barely have time to feel off work when you have to get back on it again.
I was going to go swimming this morning but
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.Yeti., Sun 19 Jan 2025, 20:56,
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Sleep, breakcore, nearly got a civ6 domination victory on deity mode.There's still time, but I'm worried about the Aztecs getting to Mars first.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 20:57,
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I have no idea what any of that means but that’s not important Sounds like fun.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 21:54,
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Sleep: not being awake
breakcore: whacky/quirky/odd dnb music.
civ6: Civilisation VI, a computer game. You probably played civ1 or civ2 in the beforetimes.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 22:22,
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Ah, I think you've misinterpreted garolds response as suggesting that he wants to know what all that means.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 23:09,
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Bought a car, went way over anticipated budget but what the hell.I would overshare here but then everyone could pinpoint the vehicle, so fuck that.
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The mods won't stand for itπβπ¦Ίππ»
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 21:04,
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I've been modding my tesla(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 23:15,
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There's a cybertruck that parks across from our lotit's been bothering me because it's been almost reminding me of something every time I see it.
I finally figured it out; it's Kryten's head, specifically the angular bit at the top of his head.
In that spirit, I hope your car gets droid rot, and that it's as unfunny as it was on Red Dwarf.
I'm still in awe of you because of your job though, It must be so gratifying to announce it when people ask "what you do".
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 23:42,
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It's a small, off-duty, czechoslovakian traffic warden (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 9:58,
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Thanks. I guess I've forgotten what that feels like.It used to be cool when I was a junior doctor to tell people what I did for a living. Now my profession has been so vilified by the press and successive governments here that outside of work I avoid telling people what I do as it just attracts complaints about how hard it is to get an appointment and how useless GPs are today.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 23:21,
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Give em the finger, you know which one. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 21 Jan 2025, 14:08,
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Cheers mongy. Honestly my real worry was getting swattedirrational I know but I had a bit too much going on here at the time. All good now.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 23:47,
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Welcome back(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 16:52,
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I'd show some interest but car chat is death.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 21:43,
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Was thinking of asking Rob for a separate exclusive /tesla board for all us tesla owners(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 23:05,
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imagine how much damage you could do if you wanted to kill this place(, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 7:22, archived)
Is it that distinctive?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 21:56,
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It's red with poka dots(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 23:18,
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Surprisingly, yes.Apparently not many of that model come up for sale, so it's in the top Google results. I'll probably bore on about it once it's dropped off the internet.
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Honda Accord?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 23:06,
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Actually did buy a Honda Accord in New Zealand 7 years ago.Just needed a vehicle for a couple of months, and that came up. Best Β£900 I ever spent, and sold it for the same price in Aukland after 6 weeks, result
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Set up a laptop to run a version of WS2K8R2Ealong with a few massive external HDDs, which I now use for watching (via SMB) my enormous dubiously obtained movie collection
Next weekend I'll try and buy a copy of WS2K3R2S/E
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Been to stay with the wife’s family.Managed not to say anything about the copy of the Daily Mail with actual fucking Hitler on the front page, or when they started playing a short video on Facebook where some Reform UK walloper was banging on about some shit. I just left the room.
Patience of a saint, me.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 0:24,
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they were probably hoping you'd leave the country instead(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 2:21,
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Absolutely nothing Mental 1 was with mental 2 and my parents were away, so I stayed at home and watched shark films all weekend.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 8:36,
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Is it?I'm not sure I can trust a single thing you say.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 15:53,
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Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hip huzzah! Hieperdepiep hoera!It is morning again, the sun rises behind the clouds, the mist lies dank and clammy on the valley, and I need big poo.
What a day!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 8:31,
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Ooooo eeeeeeChippy chippy cheeep cheep.
Watched an episode of 24 Hours In Police Custody last night on C4 about some fucking useless drug importers in Norwich. Honest to good if thatβs the calibre of our drug kingpins weβre fucked.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 8:34,
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I watched that and thought exactly the sameDon't keep it in your house, don't photograph it in your house, wear fucking gloves, use a burner phone and use fucking code you stupid cunts. I thought that dickhead dealer was bad but the importer was even worse. Dozey wankers
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 12:00,
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The dozy dealer was clearly someone who started off as a userand just got further and further into the chemsex world and started dealing.
I know plenty of people who have gone down this spiral into self-destruction.
Crystal meth is really scary stuff.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 16:10,
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well, really! I don't even know!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 17:51,
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Bit stuck on a crossword clue mate.16 down, 'overworked postman'.
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he didn't thiswww.google.co.uk/search?q=overworked+postman+joke&ie=UTF-8&oe=
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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
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chicory is bitter and no you should not put it in a sir frybest in a salad
YOUR WELCOME
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 10:51,
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in WWII people used it to make a coffee substituteHOW FUCKING MAD IS THAT
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 11:57,
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Nile Rogers would be confuse(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 17:52,
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My day started at 5.30When the fucking bike bitch started shouting through my upstairs neighbours' letterbox. I really do need to slash her tyres
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 9:10,
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She lives at the bottom of the road Rides a bike everywhere. My upstairs neighbour is on end of life care and her sister visits her every morning at about 6am. The sister is known to lend money to people and bike bitch is usually trying to avoid stopping her weekend bender, so she comes looking for the sister to borrow cash. This happens every weekend, despite the amount of times I've threatened her, and despite often turning up half an hour or more before the sister gets here.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 9:58,
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in the ghetto in the ghetto(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 10:12,
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