I'm just on my way home Been shopping since 8
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I'm looking forward to a new album, that's for sure He's been quiet of late
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I went to a mountain yesterday At the bottom they had life size statues of Monkey, Tripitaka and all dem niggaz
i.imgur.com/TTWvEi1.jpeg
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 11:07,
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 11:22,
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I read the book and it was not bada light easy read 5/7.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 11:22,
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do a proper review when you've read the other 2/7(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 13:05,
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Let me know how it is I've been thinking of going to see it myself
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 11:23,
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THERE IS ONLY THE TIM CURRY ONE. GOOD DAY, SIR.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 12:07,
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I have the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings Two and a half hours is fine.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 11:45,
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I’m outside right now Some kid keeps trying to burn my neck
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 12:39,
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Holy shit it’s manolith.Do you still mod this place? Or did they strip you of your power like some sort of hairy Samus at the start of a new Metroid adventure?
And how dare you call me a nerd?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 11:17,
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Probably for the best. /talk is pretty self-regulating, everyone gets on famously.Nice to see you here anyway, you delightful person.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 12:48,
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 13:01,
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It's just easier than being a cunt all of the time. (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 13:54,
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Not having your sloppy morning secondsthanks
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 7:46,
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World Book Day update - my social media acquaintance's son was pictured yesterday holding a copy of Funnybones by Janet & Allan Ahlberg, which is definitely a book, so they get points. Most of these are immediately deducted, though, because he's dressed as a Minion for some fucking reason.
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What do you think? Is Nigel going to have to start ANOTHER political party?www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-reform-rupert-lowe-poll-b2710416.html
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 9:14,
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Also, got sent some spam with this logo in it. imgur.com/Xj4ztro
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 10:01,
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Maybe Starship is just too pointy.Maybe it's just not pointy enough.
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brb natural fistic, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 0:17,
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I’m having a rapid unscheduled disassembly as I type this(
Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Mar 2025, 6:39,
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Fuck that- I'm off to sleep.
Goodnight b3tards everywhere!
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 22:01,
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 22:03,
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Double deep fried in a toss sauce(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 22:54,
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I don't approve of burning books Unless it's Bridget Jones
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 16:43,
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Or The Quran(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 16:55,
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Come on, it's ridiculous to compare a manifesto of hateful bigotry like thatto the Quran.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Mar 2025, 21:11,
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millions of books are pulped or destroyed everydayyou do know the issue with book burning is censorship and information control, right? It's not that bound paper is inherently sacrosanct, right?
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Of course But Bridget Jones is utter wank
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 18:30,
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Well I'm sure that's very nice for both of you, but could you please carry on with the game.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Mar 2025, 22:10,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 17:18,
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Can we start with the self published tiktok book cunts please?(
brb natural fistic, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 18:02,
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A fun first guide to how to tell time, this bright and bold lift-the-flap activity book features a clock with moveable hands!Just like in the 20th Century!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 20:04,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 20:14,
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It's 4am hereI've been dealing with councils, tenants and leaks.
#JustLandlordThings
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 20:58,
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Barnaby FudgepackerI sound like Barnaby Fudgepacker. I went to Victorian London. Some kid burnt my workhouse. I didn't like it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 21:04,
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It's World Book Day.Two boys in my son's class are Spiderman.
You know, from the famous Spiderman books.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Mar 2025, 8:58,
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I know right,we'll be in danger of having 5 threads in one day now.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 9:01,
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The official B3ta romcom.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 9:23,
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hah, fucking hellactual lol
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 11:28,
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Are you suggesting my lolicon hentai graphic novels aren't legitimate literature?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 9:00,
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It's just another form of racism.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 11:29,
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Excellent, I must check social media to see what my acquaintance's son is.First time I heard of world book day, it was because she'd dressed him up like Buzz Lightyear (from the Toy Story novels). The following year, he was Woody from the same novels.
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Everyone should dress their children like Dickens characters,it's good enough for Jacob Rees-Mogg
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"22. Not 'Spiderman' or any of that shit that's basically just drawings."(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Mar 2025, 15:58,
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alright manolith(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 23:33,
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Don't knock comics At least they're reading
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I suspect they just know the character from cartoons.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Mar 2025, 10:08,
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The closest I ever got to world book day Was when we had to take a book we were reading at home into school. I took Carrie.
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Mine went as 'the man who taught his asshole to talk' from Naked Lunch(, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 11:23, archived)
My daughter went as a character from a book that she just wrote herself.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 11:53,
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and make sure to adjust your Fedora, and admire your cheap knock-off Katana while saying so.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 12:12,
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What? These?en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man_in_novels
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 14:30,
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Comics are literally books.Looks like you're some kind of literature snob. I'd love to know exactly what books you own, I doubt it will take long for you to list them all.
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Well there's a couple of manga titles by Junji Ito, now your mention it.TBH I'd forgotten Spiderman started out as a comic character. All the same, I'd say there's a fair chance none of the kids in those costumes are aware of this, whereas at least some of the Gruffalos and Harry Potters and so on have presumably at least had those books read to them.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Mar 2025, 17:25,
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You'd be surprised.A kid I know had an encyclopedic knowledge of Marvel Avengers and DC Justice League by the time he was 5. His mum got him the supermarket comics every week. Kids love trivia about themed costumed crime fighters. Also dinosaurs.
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brb natural fistic, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 18:54,
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I dun got a copy of Gulliver's travelsand an English-Chinese dictionary used as official learning materials during the 80s in communist China
I have many more, but you wouldn't have heard of them, they're too esoteric for the likes of you.
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Or are we talking about Roy's heirs now?Whatever, the guy was a fucking incredible musician and his 1977 track Running Away has been cited as a big influence on house music. I love his early 70's NuYorican Soul stuff.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 8:44,
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I played this to death in 1997. That album is the soundtrack to my first year in Londonwww.youtube.com/watch?v=JtA38Ku-Avs
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 8:46,
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I paid £35 for a mint 12" of Running Away about 25 years agoIt's also peng, and quite possibly reem
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 21:10,
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I use an old trackball mouse for internet browsing, but I keep noticing that a huge build up of grey mouse cheese builds on the side; by the time I realize it's there, it's a massive blob of solid grey that I have to remove with a butter knife. There's also an old laptop I use for a server that sits on my office floor, I believe a rather big spider lives around it.
What is the most disgusting piece of tech in your house or office?
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She's not tech.Unless she's been replaced with a robot, which is unlikely.
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this some reddit shit again, what the fuck is going on here (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:37,
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IT technicians of b3tit, what are your epic stories that will make me rofl epically?(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:39, archived)
Please stop wishing death on people(it's fine in this case though). Mr. Penis is worse than Bou.
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brb natural fistic, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:58,
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I'm not Mr. PenisHuw Edwards is Mr. Penis (I think, unless I'm miss-remembering), he's still using the same account but changed his username. Then again... that's exactly what Mr. Penis would say.
Edit: Found it.
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my robot waifu needs a good clean out tbh(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:38,
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Can't get plastic ones anymore.Trying to clean it with a paper one would probably end with it being gummed up and thusly dissolve into a perfect cylinder of dried semen and skin flakes.
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Get with the times, granddad.My keyboard takes about two months to get so full of cat hair that I have to take all the keys off and vacuum it clean again.
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And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 19:00,
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My spunk encrusted life size posters of Elon, Mark & Jeff are getting a bit ripe(
broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 19:59,
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Ryan Styles and Greg Proops doing a hoedown about pumping a famous pop star's stomach(, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 7:54, archived)
I've just found out that an old friend* is now part of the ultra-conservative alt-right movement*I say friend, more of a chaotic collaborator. I helped him organise clubs, shows and gigs back in the late 90s and early noughties. We did an Alternative Miss World at The Hippodrome with Brian Eno. Fun times though there was as much chaos and ego as there was amusement to be had.
Anyway, he's hanging around with David Starkey and organising parties now. I can't help but think he's mainly in it for the offense and to wind people up as some kind of performance art - he does love seeing his name in articles...
Have any of your friends ended up in the papers?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:43,
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i haven't got any friends but my nextdoor neighbour is in prison(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:47,
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You said you wouldn't tell people(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 11:02,
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I think ankletags are quite sexybut then, bad-boy vibes...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 11:10,
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static.independent.co.uk/2024/09/18/13/cropped-Screenshot-2024-09-18-at-13.01.18.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&fit=crop
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 11:40,
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Does this not imply you're in the cell next to his?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Mar 2025, 14:33,
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A day late and a dollar short, Trouser. I made a comment that had already been made, the worst part was I thought it was funny and original. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 0:05,
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Well you just don't have enough exciting/criminal/victim friends(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 11:20,
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Would you like to get in the back of my van and be my friend?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 11:22,
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Not falling for that again...(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:04,
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A family friend who is a notable KCDefended a notorious child murderer in their criminal trial.
So yeah, his name was in the papers.
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My cousin has a couple of times With the cctv photos of him in the businesses he was robbing
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 11:23,
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My cousin tried to rob a bank with a shotguna very distant one, but this was when we were both teenagers. I'm very grateful to him though as my gran's take on me was "well, as long has he doesn't rob a bank..." so it was a low bar to achieve success.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:06,
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He should have tried robbing the bank when he was closer to it.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:45,
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Not as limited as a lot of games seem to think,up to 1 foot away - absolutely deadly
over 1 foot away - peashooter with boiled peas
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:49,
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Mr Pants Excessive Mod makes that still the most fun FPS.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 15:46,
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Always with gun is coming little black stones. You never see? Take out black stones, he get better.(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:03, archived)
My idiot cousin Has been in and out of detention and jail since he was 12. Muppet isn't very good at being a thief.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:32,
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*klaxon*www.etsy.com/listing/1582578033/blade-runner-inspired-t-shirt-he-say-you
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Someone in my year at school was embroilded in some high level fraud with a former Malaysian PMwww.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/21/british-spin-doctor-to-former-malaysian-pm-charged-with-money-laundering
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 11:24,
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TBH I was quite pleased to find that he'd had a less than ordinary life(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:20,
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My cousin was allegedly murdered after being picked up by a senior CPS lawyer in a gay barand then it was allegedly covered up. There are various groups "seeking justice" for him (by posting on Facebook, apparently), but it all seems like 99% speculation and I reckon it was probably just a sex/drugs thing that went wrong.
I hadn't met him since we were kids, he was intense and weird and quite scary. One time he was visiting we built a lego house. I pointed out that there were no doors or windows but he insisted on continuing, packed it full of lego people and when it was finished he triumphantly declared "time to knock it down!" and started punching the shit out of it.
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I used to know this guywww.youtube.com/watch?v=LMACpa_oXjk
He was a troubled young man, good fun tho!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:08,
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Is there an archive of the many low-res flipphone recordings of crazy shit happening?If YouTube goes down we'll need something to keep for future civilizations to see.
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No matter how anyone has diedIt takes no effort to find a group of people on Facebook role-playing as amateur PIs trying to find out the "truth"
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It would have needed a time machine when he died, in 1996N.B. the 'cover-up' aspect of it quite possibly is true: the pathologist who said he died of an asthma attack was the same one who said that Stuart Lubbock "drowned" a few years later. I just don't think he was murdered by a group of sinister and powerful men, as a lot of people seem to think. He probably just asphyxiated in a balloon-head device after having his pubes shaved off.
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Or from a Rose West "cuntbuster" up the arse, who knows(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:49,
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My auntie wrote a book about it, she never mentioned the cuntbuster theory(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:55, archived)
Oh, absolutely. Done what?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 14:09,
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Asphyxiated in a baloon-head device after shaving our pubes off.(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 14:47, archived)
With a Rose West "cuntbuster" dildo up the arse(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 14:50,
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Sounds like a bad case The Gay, even at that age.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Mar 2025, 15:20,
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Intestinal complications, eh?"Nice intestines you got there. Be a shame if something... complicated happened to them."
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This could've been a Question of the WeekIf any of the moderators got off their arses
May I also suggest a symlink between /questions and /qotw?
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I went to school with a guy whose dad turned out to be a serial killer (
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:37,
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I went to school with one of the daughters of the teacher who was killed in the Dunblane massacre.Not too long afterwards, her dad married his late wife's sister, which always struck me as a bit odd.
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Please, I implore you, delete your b3ta account and kill yourself.(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 15:55, archived)
Yeah, fella I used to work with in Spain had an episode of a TV show called Fraud Squad about himDid 4.5 years inside
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:49,
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It's Sun Rise and the Dawn Chorus!- an annoyingly cheerful Faith Folk band.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 6:37,
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Morning.Here we go again with another Wednesday.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 7:37,
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MorningWiddleywednesday for all
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 7:51,
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I am now officially in my late 40'sMight as well take the pills
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:23,
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I definitely count as still being in my mid 40sand I suspect I'm one of the younger people here. You may not get much sympathy regardless of how many hats you have, Two Hats.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:25,
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I am 46 but look a lot youngerwhich is nice.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:58,
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Yeah I'm 45 but I definitely look 27.I could still pull a 23 year old. I'm in the prime of my life. Doesn't matter that I've lost most of my hair and my face is getting wrinkly and there's white bits in my beard and I make those "uggh" noises whenever I stand up or sit down and everything creaks or cracks or clicks and I take more prescription drugs than fun drugs. I'm still young and spry.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:03,
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23 year olds are at a severe disadvantage of having the judgement of a 23 year oldso it's not really something to brag about.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:23,
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It was all bluster anyway, UToL. I look like a potato retrieved from the very back of the cupboard. Even the stupidest 23 year old wouldn't touch me with a 100-foot pole.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 15:14,
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Yeah everyone thinks I look younger than I am(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 11:17,
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People always seem to be surprised to hear that I'm as old as I amBut I can never be sure if they're just being polite
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:18,
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It may be your behaviour rather than your looks(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:38,
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I don't think he heard you (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 20:07,
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Ah bless him. Bloke ain't right in the head. Don't do no harm to me. Got him on ignore. (
mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 20:20,
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I heard he was a normal lad onceThen he got into the sumo video scene
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I heard he was repeatedly been dropped on his head as a baby . Everyone who held him seemed to struggle. (
mongychops, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 21:37,
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Seems excessively mean(
Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 21:01,
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What military job will you be given when we're all conscripted to fight the Putin-Trump empire?I've got tens of thousands of hours playing civ and KSP so I reckon I should be in charge of Trident.
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brb natural fistic, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 16:47,
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I wouldn't even trust you to be useful enough to be in charge of shitting yourself and crying.Same goes for everyone here, including me.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 16:54,
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I'm clumsy as fuck So I'll probably be sent to "accidentally" destroy the enemies' weapons
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 16:59,
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As an avid player of many Sensible Software titles, probably cannon fodder (
Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 17:09,
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I got Jools and Jops through the entire Cannon Fodder campaign.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 17:22,
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WAR! Never been so much fun.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 17:35,
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Go up to your brother kill him with your gun,Leave him lying in his uniform Dying in the sun.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 0:02,
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I saw this documentarry from the 70s about how they entertained the troopsI'd like to be in that gang please.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0081878/
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 17:40,
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You just want the boys to entertain you (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 20:06,
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I’m sure I could bring cheer to from the lowliest sqaddie To a major general
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 20:32,
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Or a rear admiral (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 21:31,
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Ух ты! У Brb новый интернет-слоган! Я нахожу многие юмористическими! Радуйтесь его славному радостному свету.
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Мене звуть Джейкоб Даєр і я живу в Брістолі. це фантастично. я звучу як ведмідь Барнабі. Мені подобається ведмідь Барнабі. одного разу він поїхав до Франції. я поїхав до франції. але якийсь хлопець обпік мені шию. мені це не сподобалось.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Mar 2025, 18:15,
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Вы когда-нибудь слышали о трагедии Дарта Плэгаса Мудрого?Я так не думал. Это не та история, которую вам расскажут джедаи. Это легенда ситхов. Дарт Плэгас был Темным Лордом ситхов, настолько могущественным и мудрым, что он мог использовать Силу, чтобы влиять на мидихлорианы, чтобы создавать жизнь... Он обладал такими знаниями о темной стороне, что даже мог уберечь от смерти тех, кто был ему дорог. Темная сторона Силы — это путь ко многим способностям, которые некоторые считают неестественными. Он стал таким могущественным... единственное, чего он боялся, — это потерять свою силу, что в конечном итоге, конечно, и произошло. К сожалению, он научил своего ученика всему, что знал сам, а затем его ученик убил его во сне. Иронично. Он мог спасти других от смерти, но не себя.
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brb natural fistic, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 23:54,
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I'm going to Costa Rica next weekI love Spain.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 15:44,
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My favourite synthesiser.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 16:34,
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Tuesday hereChilly out but lovely and sunny. Nice.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 8:06,
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48th trip around the sunWonder how many more I have in me.
#kennethwilliams
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 8:38,
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young un having some funcrazy legs got you on the run
No offence
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 15:35,
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I'm about to go to a restaurant called 'Don Duck'You know like Donald Duck lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 12:25,
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guide.michelin.com/vn/en/ha-noi/ha-noi_2974158/restaurant/don-duck-old-quarter
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 15:30,
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Just gonna 'txt' Chris Hughes and find outNo reply yet, maybe he's busy
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 12:27,
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Maybe I should 'dm' him on 'fb' instead I'm out of my depth here guys 'ngl'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 12:29,
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happy birthday, did you get any presents (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 12:38,
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Happy birthday on this day which is your birthday, being the anniversary of the day on which you were born.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Mar 2025, 13:43,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 9:27,
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tell me a story about mr horrible and bollocksOnce upon a time, in a peculiar little town called Oddsville, there lived a grumpy old man named Mr. Horrible. He wasn’t horrible in the sense of being evil—he just had a knack for being, well, unpleasant. He scowled at sunshine, grumbled at laughter, and had a particular disdain for anything remotely cheerful.
One day, as Mr. Horrible was stomping through the town square, he tripped over something small and round. “Bollocks!” he shouted, glaring down at the offending object. To his surprise, it wasn’t a rock or a stray toy—it was a tiny, scruffy dog with the most mischievous eyes he’d ever seen.
The dog wagged its tail furiously, as if delighted by the chaos it had caused. “Bollocks,” Mr. Horrible muttered again, this time more resigned than angry. And just like that, the name stuck.
Bollocks, as it turned out, was a master of mischief. He followed Mr. Horrible everywhere, causing minor mayhem wherever they went. He’d chase pigeons into bakeries, steal socks from laundry lines, and once even managed to sneak into the mayor’s office, leaving muddy paw prints on an important document.
At first, Mr. Horrible was mortified. But as days turned into weeks, something strange began to happen. The townsfolk, who had always avoided Mr. Horrible, started to approach him—not to scold him for Bollocks’ antics, but to laugh and share stories of the dog’s latest escapades.
And slowly, ever so slowly, Mr. Horrible’s scowl began to soften. He found himself chuckling at Bollocks’ antics, even joining in on the fun from time to time. The once-grumpy man discovered that life was a lot less horrible when shared with a little chaos and a lot of laughter.
From that day on, Mr. Horrible and Bollocks became the heart of Oddsville—a reminder that even the grumpiest among us can find joy in the most unexpected places.
The end. What do you think—should Bollocks get his own spin-off adventure?
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 10:27,
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I FUCK YOUR SUNSHINEWestern Australian premier Roger Cook apologises after calling US vice-president JD Vance a ‘knob’
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 12:37,
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Which antihuman traitor upvoted an AI Jackanory ripoff?(
brb natural fistic, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 14:06,
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I remember when that album came out, I heard him being interviewed on the radioand they played the title track and I thought "what the fuck is this shit"
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Happy birthday to Two Hatson his birthday, which is today.
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.Yeti., Tue 4 Mar 2025, 11:44,
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He has me on ignoreProbably because I keep shitting on his lawn
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 13:18,
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I hate everything- at least, it's a good place to start.
What should I cross off the List of Hatred, folks?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 20:53,
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Not even a mediocre part time counsellor. They'd get up and fuck off (
mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 21:04,
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You can keep me on there because I hate you for this shit. (
mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 21:02,
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That shit?I suppose so, I have seen better shit after all.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 21:51,
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Rude m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNDM5NTlhYzEtYTljMy00M2U4LWJjNmQtZDUxOWQzMmY2ZjExXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTExMTc3NzU5._V1_.jpg
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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 23:16,
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Conkers (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 9:04,
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Finally,Randy Quaid has broken his silence.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14452651/hollywood-legend-theory-gene-hackman-murdered-heath-ledge.html
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Can someone please tell me how to feel about this?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 14:07,
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I'd better get my purple helmet then.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 14:21,
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That's my favorite Prince song, definitely.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 14:22,
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Utter indifference is a nice option.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 14:38,
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The dog did it (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 15:06,
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People who say 'chest of draws' should have their thumbs pulverised with a hydraulic press.(, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 15:18, archived)
greetings from Hanoiimgur.com/a/AYO9jut
lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 15:37,
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we also saw a clothes shop called 'Mrs Dung'he'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 15:41,
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A clothes shop eh?She must spend a lot of time 'touching cloth'!!!!
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Shhhh. You'll have Elon Musk coming over if you post stuff like that.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 18:14,
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I’ve just donated bloodRandom podcast topic- vampires! What are the chances eh?!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 15:59,
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I'm positive. O+ as it happens.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 18:13,
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Well. Yes. It was bound to be posted. Inevitable really.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 21:01,
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That's a bleeding coincidence.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 16:36,
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There's definitely a reich vein of punnage here to enjoy.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 18:14,
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I'm watching dusk till dawn 2Coincidence? I think NOT!
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 18:16,
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Is there a full moon?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 21:02,
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I've ip blocked the daily mail so I don't ever accidentally give those cunts any click-through ad revenue(, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 17:51, archived)
DNS block would make more sense.I doubt they host their own stuff, so if you blocked IPs, you likely blocked other things you didn't intend to.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 20:11,
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Having checked, they use Akamai CDN, so if you really did IP block, that was very stupid.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 20:13,
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How fucking impatient would someone have to be to murder a 95 year old?(, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 18:17, archived)
I just took it to be another shitpost on b3ta.com.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 13:28,
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His paintings, you mean.Fair enough, they're of comparable quality.
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Not sure if it's bad news or just a blip but the brother in law is not doing wellhe's been incredible since the brain tumor diagnosis back in November 2023. Heroic levels of endurance going for treatment and he's been doing well - they've had holidays and he's been doing a bit of work. Over the last couple of weeks he's had to stop some of the treatment as he's had seizures while it was taking place. Apparently his coordination is getting worse and he's disorientated and can't be left alone with the kids as they'd not be able to cope if he had a fit or a fall.
I'm not being included in the detailed conversations about his health, but he has a tumor the size of a small orange in his fucking head so. Well.
Anyway. Not sure if he's going to plateau at this level or get worse quickly or slowly, but he's probablly not going to get much better.
We're trying to be stoic and thankful for the good times we've had up until now.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 9:24,
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Oh fucking hell mate, I'm really sorry to hear that.How awful.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Mar 2025, 9:42,
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Trying to balance not overdamatising things as we could be in this holding state for some timebut also be realistic. I also feel like a total shit talking about this while he's still alive and after he's been so resilient up to now - the sod may rally and get better for a while.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 9:52,
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Oh fuck Is there no chance that the tumour can be removed?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 10:06,
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No. They tried about 14 months ago but it's too big and is too integrated into the brain's blood supplythey've managed to shrink it a bit over the last year with a whole range of therapies which is how he's done so well for so long. BUT the centre of the tumor doesn't have a blood supply so none of the therapies can reach beyond the outside. We always knew that the treatments would hold things off, not cure him.
He's on such a high regimen though that nobody can tell if it's the brain tumor or the drugs that are causing the problems, but if he goes on steroids again to overcome the symptoms it will likely speed up the cancer.
These are the decisions to be made.
Live better.
Or live longer.
And there are two young kids to consider.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 10:14,
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Shiiit.No possibility of radiotherapy, then? Or would that damage too much healthy tissue?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Mar 2025, 10:17,
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It's really difficult in the brainmy other half does this and the really hard part of the job is stopping the radiation affecting the body away from the tumour. Normally it's to prevent the risk of causing cancer in the long term, but even as a palliative thing to administer enough of a dose to have an impact on the brain tumour you risk frying the healthy brain tissue. It is an absolute fucking bastard.
He's had one dose early on but they may try again as there's fuck all to lose now.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 10:29,
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Yeah, that's kind of what I thought.Best of luck if he gives it another go. (And if he decides not to.)
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Mar 2025, 10:57,
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If it was me, I'd choose live better What's the point of living longer if you're suffering?
That's just me, though
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 10:19,
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I think most people wouldbut the idea of taking a course of action that would mean your kids having less time with you. Christ. That's not a decision I could imagine.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 10:26,
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Yeah, it sucks The twins were only 10 when my sister died, and her eldest lost his dad less than a year later. They're more resilient than you think, kids, they'll be understandably very sad,but they'll bounce back, especially with other family around to care for them.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 10:39,
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I like to think they willI just can't help but think about how everyone is going to feel, and how HE feels. I mean, he's still alive.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 10:56,
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I know Just enjoy every moment that you have left with him
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 12:12,
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Fuck, that's rubbish.Get in as much quality time together as possible, whatever happens.
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.Yeti., Mon 3 Mar 2025, 10:33,
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Shit, that's rubbish.Have an internet hug.
*hugs*
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 10:36,
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This makes me cringe to my very corebut thanks.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 10:43,
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FUCK YOU GAROLD YOU GET AN INTERNET HUG WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT*HUGS YOU EVEN HARDER*
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 11:00,
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Thanks. We will get through it.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 18:16,
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Watched that Alien Romulus last night.6/10 no intention of watching it a second time.
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It was good until it wasn't And then it really, really wasn't
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 8:51,
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I liked the world building at the beginning. It raised my hopes for what, I was certain, would be a terrible filmAlso, the lad who played the synthetic was superb. The way his personality changed when he got the 'upgrade' was almost like watching a different actor. But then the rest of the movie happened.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 8:57,
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Yeah, his performance was goodThe less said about the deepfake Ian Holm the better though.
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That shit didn't even make sense!I thought it would have made more sense for it to be "a David". At least they could have got the actual Fassbender, and not that awful uncanny valley nonsense
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 9:00,
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That's when movies lose meI don't need constant reminders of what I'm watching. Look, a tie fighter! Remember tie fighters???? Ugh
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 8:59,
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I could just about ignore them until the "get away from her, you bitch" moment.The poor actor couldn't work out how to deliver a line that made absolutely no sense for his character, and it's the one duff moment in his performance.
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I quite liked it, but then again I liked Prometheus (
Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 9:18,
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It occurred to me that once you've started making arguments based on the slippery slope fallacy,who knows what other fallacies you might end up appealing to?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Mar 2025, 8:35,
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That's just what Hitler would say.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Mar 2025, 8:50,
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because you're a gigantic belmhead with a beaker up your bottom?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 16:14,
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I'd never heard of her either.Wikipedia says she was active on the hippity-hoppity scene, so that explains that.
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.Yeti., Sun 2 Mar 2025, 17:08,
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Can't say she's ever been on my radar (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 18:17,
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