*checks profile*Smeglose :(
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Aug 2025, 13:36,
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Traditional houses of the smeguits constructed from their own genital accumulations(, Mon 18 Aug 2025, 17:59, archived)
*drinks a whisky drink**drinks a podka drink*
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 18 Aug 2025, 14:19,
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check your health before you wreck your shelf(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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It would be worth doing just to see if we got a fatwa.I don't think anyone would actually notice.
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I’m disappointed they didn’t go with my suggestion (
Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Aug 2025, 9:42,
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As /talk has been banished I vote we ask Rob to remove all links to the rest of the website from the top of the /talk page so we dont have to be constantly reminded how depressingly awful B3ta is now.(, Mon 18 Aug 2025, 9:44, archived)
have i told you how nice my hebtro socks are yet?in other news i haven't gone to work today
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MiseryCunt, Mon 18 Aug 2025, 9:47,
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Is the reason you haven't gone to work because your hebtro socks have turned you into a paedophile and you now spend every waking minute trawling the internet for child pornogrophy?(, Mon 18 Aug 2025, 9:58, archived)
Don't you need to work to pay for the socks?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I believe Hebtro also take payment in the form of trafficked child sex slaves(, Mon 18 Aug 2025, 19:04, archived)
Right, I've asked BAFRb3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2639076
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Bloody Canadians taking over /talk these days.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Aug 2025, 9:47,
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Terence SlumpFUCK YOU AARDVARK
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Hi fannie's, how r u 2day lolSunny here, might spatchcock a chicken
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 12:34,
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Must be a sea life theme today, I'm jizzing on a jellyfish as we speak.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 Aug 2025, 15:28,
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One of the Ramones' less well known tunes, that.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 Aug 2025, 16:48,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 8:49,
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how do you feel now that you are on day one of your new life as a frog(
vladimir, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 11:20,
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omg wtf typing this out just broke my dreamI dreamed about gandalf last night
whoah
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vladimir, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 11:21,
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feel this is significant somehow, brb just off to draw a big diagram of what I can remember(
vladimir, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 11:22,
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sorry the diagram is quite complex it's taking kind of a long time(
vladimir, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 12:21,
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I wish it HAD been a sex dream tbh they're MUCH easier to work outwell I mean all dreams are sex dreams, after all, aren't they
But this one was much more sad :(
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vladimir, Sun 17 Aug 2025, 12:39,
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wipe the sticky tears from your eye(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Mrs Wizard's sister is visiting usI may have to turn her into a toad
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 20:09,
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have you done it yet thenI assume so, it's been a couple of hours and no further word
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vladimir, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 22:05,
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I persuaded the kids to let me release the frog that we've kept since it was a tadpole back into the mother in law's pond today.We let them keep it when the rabbit died but now they have a hamster so they've lost interest and feeding it has been a pain in the arse. I ended up having to buy a culture of wingless fruit flies and then filling jars with rotting fruit and flour and the flies kept escaping.
Basically amphibians are hassle, why not turn her into something useful instead?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 23:28,
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Hi arsehole's, Queef Smegwin here Saturday, eh? You couldn't make it up!!
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 13:31,
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4/7 runner up at the gibbon-fisting championship(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 17:31,
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What have we learned? You'll never outrun a gibbon.(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I’m on a very small island with lots of seabirds Just saw my first shag!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 14:41,
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Keep a eye out for a Cock-of-the-rockYDOB
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Never had you down as one with an eye for the birds m8(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 17:24,
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A shag is a shag, so I’m told…(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 18:45,
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Hello Mr Smegwin.Happy Saturday!
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 15:38,
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Survived work, gone to the Red Lion then out for pizzaHappy, as you so rightly say, Saturday
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 17:23,
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Alright Dave(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 8:40,
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Gaz mongychops, he knows about this kind of thing(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 8:50,
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Found a pair of discarded pants in the field by the memorial benchNow I know why "He loved this spot"
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 10:47,
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I don't even think billy could save me(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 11:27,
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I will later for sureJust need to get through work til 4, it's really fucking dragging
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 16 Aug 2025, 12:33,
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when I called in here recently, rightthere was a 404 message for the talk board
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vladimir, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 15:05,
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What if the site goes down again?You won't be able to read your note.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 16:07,
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Yeah, it was a special code, "4O4" (capital O), which means "Fuck off, vladimir."(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 15 Aug 2025, 19:53,
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I can't bear this heat (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 15:33,
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I'm off workso I'm just drinking lager and pretending I'm in Greece
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Do you work in Greece then?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Lucky fucker I had to clean up after 2 catered meetings today, one of which didn't finish till 6.30, so I've not long got home
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 20:17,
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You'd better shape up(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 21:50,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 9:15,
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MorningI'm off to New Day festival in a bit - hope I can find a big tree to sit under ๐ฅต
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Oh God the bogs are gonna be unbearable in this heatTree shit for the win
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Is that when you climb a tree, sit on a high branch, and shit on passers-by?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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It's possible you're a bird, can you check to see if you're a bird? You're probably a parrot or corvid of some kind, given your ability to talk. Or a lyre bird.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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morning Pretty sure Iโve used 10x more water washing my car with a bucket and sponge instead of a hosepipe
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 10:59,
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I like hoses they're my friends(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 14:41,
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I like mofaha's Kermit impressionCan he do anyone political? More political than Kermit, I mean
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 13:14,
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it was supposed to be king charles talking to camilla(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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when she clenches up on his fist(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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That's the worst news I could have had.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 16:29,
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I'm going to see King Buffalo tomorrow Bought tickets so long ago I'd completely forgotten
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 16:46,
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I've heard a fair amount of their stuff on Pootube.They're pretty great.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Aug 2025, 17:20,
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Colleague of mine got a ticket for Oasis at Murrayfield the day before last week.Bless him, he grew up listening to them and he was beyond thrilled to see them live for the first time, I didn't have the heart to tell him how much I've always despised the tuneless fucking cunts.
Just got tickets to see Doves in December, they're playing our local new venue - or at least 2/3 of them are, Jimi's taking a break for "mental health" (*cough* DRUGS *cough*) reasons, but apparently they're still good live. And guaranteed to be significantly cheaper and less shit than fucking Oasis.
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Oasis are indeed the most depressing band of all time.If I weren't skint and hadn't already had a family event in the calendar, I wouldn't have minded seeing the last ever Black Sabbath gig. Ah well.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Aug 2025, 20:44,
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the only other gig I have in the diary is Gaye Bykers on Acid in Sep which will be superb (
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 21:08,
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that's the only quote of his i know (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Alright Professor Farnsworth (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 22:48,
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Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town, Up stairs and down stairs in his night-gownLol runs
Hullo
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 10:37,
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Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about).
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 10:42,
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Do you feel lucky, spunk?+ing cock
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 12:12,
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All I'm saying is, Queef is thinking about an east Asian child parading around in nightwear.Disgusting.
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Mongdaddy levels of anecdotery here(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:29,
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Yeah it's slang for minke, you know, the whale(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 10:48,
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I’m sat in a beer garden in Sheffieldbet youโre well jel
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:09,
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It’s full of cool and good looking people Iโm lowering the tone
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:26,
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Me tooStinks of piss, full of pickpockets etc
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:51,
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Dog shit everywhere, homeless people selling stolen goods, etc(
Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 14:23,
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Sometimes with his trousers up, sometimes when they're down. There(
mongychops, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:14,
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Disgusting behaviour Look, we're all hot and sweaty, but that's no excuse for running around the town in nightwear. The man should have a bit of dignity and dress appropriately.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 14:31,
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The Eastern European women round my way all walk around in dressing gowns and slippers Beasts of the field.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 15:15,
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I once saw a teenage girl, her mum and her nan Walking through the shopping centre in matching pyjamas. They might as well have had a giant neon sign over their heads saying "chav life".
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 15:23,
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I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the roadmen(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 18:31,
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Anyway, Greg, never mind that How was the seared octopus with blueberry coulis and asparagus mouse?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 16:03,
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An asparagus mouse?How innovative!
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 16:24,
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Heston Blumenthal did white chocolate dormice once.His guests were not fans.
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.Yeti., Thu 14 Aug 2025, 17:07,
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Fucking Friday, yeah!Bollocks
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 7:11,
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Uh?Happy A Level results day. I hope that any /talk folks expecting to hear back today find out they've done well and are looking forward to taking up their uni places in September. Well done!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 7:59,
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oh good, pictures of teenagers jumping day./links will be pleased.
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Yep, jumpy teenagers here in Gloucestershirewww.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/level-results-day-2025-live-10423521
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 15:08,
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I got an A in dildology and dildonomy.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 9:18,
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Well yeah otherwise I'd be Aarvark.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 10:57,
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I mean, if he was just going to stand outside and look at it it's hardly a big deal is it(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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-unprepared +smeared with chocolate and semen (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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IF YOU SEE A FADED SIGN AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD THAT SAYS 15 MILES TO THE + [alt](, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 22:29, archived)
Hullo piss-pant'sMuggy today, I don't like it. I made hummus and am about to make falafels, like some kind of rag-head.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 12:24,
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If you love Jerusalem so much fuck off and live there(
mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 12:43,
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HERE'S your two state solution {points at circumcised penus}
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 13:33,
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 13:53,
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Welcome to EARTH*punches Chris Rock in the face*
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 14:23,
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The Hummus LeageDon't you want meat, baby.
Don't you want meat, woaaaah ohhhhhh...
Do you have a deep fat fryer then?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 13:25,
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yes, it's fucking acegave my air 'fryer' away, load of shit
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 13:31,
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We get on really well with our air fryerit's good for the things its suited to. We've found a way to make really good samosas from frozen in it (we've worked out that the Asda ones are as good as the local takeaway) but you just can't do a falafel in anything other than boiling oil.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 14:40,
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I got the air fryer to do things I need a proper fryer for: triple cooked chips, arancine etcas such, waste of time and valuable cupboard space
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 16:09,
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but what if you want to fry some air?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Mother in law keeps buying air fryers, not using them and then dumping them on us. The only fried food I make is eggs and I doubt that the air fryer would do a better job than a pan(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 19:59,
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Stand outside their hotel with a placard and shout abuse at them, you mean(, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 14:37, archived)
Make them use the most inconvenient transport possibleA paedolo
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 14:56,
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In this country we eat bacon and our best nonces are whiteIf you don't like that then LEAVE.
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Save aaaah tommeeeehhhh(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 15:02,
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Whist wearing Peedos(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 15:03,
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Well known to be a favourite card game amongst nonces(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 17:25,
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The hummus centipede(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 17:23,
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I actually dreamed about this forum last nightI'm not right in the head.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 Aug 2025, 8:20,
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I've dreamed about /talk before, I dreamed I met drimble, he was a tall chinese guy in a white lab coat(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Is the typo in your sig deliberate?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 21:35,
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Deliberate can mean both 'decisive', and 'to attempt to decide'.(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 22:18,
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Well, while you’re defining things, what the hell is a “mofaha”?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 23:52,
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The word "moot" has two nearly opposite meanings. It can mean debatable or open to discussion, or it can mean having little or no practical relevance or significance.(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 18:29,
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Every thread on talk is a contronym, is it. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 19:56,
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In that it's both open to discussion and ultimately pointless(
.Yeti., Tue 12 Aug 2025, 21:07,
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You don't seem happy here.Why do you keep coming back?
This isn't a dig, I like you, but I don't understand what's in it for you.
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He doesn't like the moots, you can tell. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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afternoonI'm on day 2 of clearing my shed and I think I'm nearly half way.
In other news I'm very fucking sweaty
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Moot this*crotches at point*
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 14:07,
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The cat is very joyously hunting butterflies in the gardenshe has a very poor kill rate but she's very, very pleased with herself when she does manage to catch one.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 14:08,
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One of ours brought a mouse in this morning, or last night.Unharmed, thankfully, and I was able to catch and release it.
Probably came straight back to our garden, and our cats, like a fucking idiot.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Aug 2025, 21:24,
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we have a paved backyardI bought a weed burner stick thing and have been having great fun torching shit today. also v sweaty
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 14:40,
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is it still a garden if it is 100% paved?the only thing growing in it is/was weeds between the slabs
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 16:32,
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I would also call it a back yardCan't call it a garden if it's not planted, or a 'rear forecourt' because a forecourt can only be at the front.
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'backcourt' it is then"Yard" vs. "Garden":
While in American English, "yard" is often used interchangeably with "garden" in a residential setting, in the UK, "yard" often refers to a paved, enclosed area.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 16:49,
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This will only be settled when they play Wimbledon on concrete.(, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 19:09, archived)
"Yarden", maybe yours will catch on.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Aug 2025, 21:25,
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(This is a very funny and clever etymological joke, since both "yard" and "garden" derive from Proto-Germanic "gardô", referring to any enclosed outdoor space.)(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Aug 2025, 21:27,
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HOT BACKYARD FUN(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 17:09,
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IndeedWhat are you doing Smeggulus Prime?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 6:55,
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Not even in my top 10 wanky wanky wank wank wanky wank(
Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 11:21,
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I will never do it myself againFor one thing, I'm fucking terrible at it
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 10:09,
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It’s shit.I couldnโt sleep so I got up at about 4:30 and started painting.
I was annoyed by 5am, fucking annoyed by 5:30 and then sitting on the sofa with my phone at 6:30.
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God’s Scrotum?Green Shoes?
Graeme Souness?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 10:50,
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All right, calm down, I was only asking. :((
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 12:22,
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Prep?Stick the fucking paint on the walls.
Whatโs to prep?
Prepping tosser
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I've got a fucking tummy acheAn ache in my fucking tummy
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 11:21,
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that doesn't sound very fucking good(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 12 Aug 2025, 11:24,
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Hey, how're you doin'?You cretinous big fat poo
'Cause this is a new thread that's just been posted
Especially for you
And if you leave a comment that is racist
[REDACTED] will report you
If you call him a big fucking paedo
You will be stepped too
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 12:18,
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Never mind that work of genius (AI will never manage that level of emotional depth)I'm half way through eating a whole tray of raspberries.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 12:42,
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Sex workers charge a lot to fuck you these days.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 12:55,
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I hope it was a nice big cock, at least.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Aug 2025, 12:55,
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Plus there's a tip, obviously(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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it always ends with the sack though.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:44,
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Quid, noun2) a cut or wad of something chewable
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:33,
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Sounds like a fair price tbh.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:57,
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Working until Wednesday then two weeks offcanโt bloody wait
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 13:03,
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NiceOff til Thurs now, trying to resist the call of a beer garden
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 13:19,
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No but the grub is fucking amazing (
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 13:18,
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I went in 2014 the food is really good and very cheap probably because a lot of locals don't cook at home.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 13:28,
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Cheers, rent for a serviced apartment is fuck all too. Might pop over for a bit (
mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 13:39,
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Don't expect it to have cooking facilities (unless things have changed)(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:43,
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I'm sure I read somewhere that the whole cooking-at-home thing is a relatively recent, Western phenomenon.Street food was simply food for most people in most parts of the world.
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was it in 'Jimmy Hill's Big Book of Facts'?(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 13:48,
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I believe that was the case in Ancient Rome.Street food was so popular and cheap that a lot of houses didn't even have the means to cook food.
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.Yeti., Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:16,
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The other way round, surely?That's like saying that airports are so popular now that most houses don't even have helipads.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:24, archived)
Yeah but look what happened to pompeii(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:24,
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That's not how you spell Mauritius (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 14:22,
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It might be, I'm not into spelling-shaming, he can spell it any way he likes(, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 15:22, archived)
N.B. that's a complete lie, I spell-shame like a champ, just playing devil's advocate.(, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 15:22, archived)
Flight is delayed so getting to enjoy a little bit more of my France holiday than expected.in a half built and non air conditioned terminal in 41 degree heat surrounded by easyjet scum. My mosquito bites are itching, water is โฌ5 a bottle and everyone smells.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 16:31,
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You're not easyjet scum though, right? You're classy and flying British Airways or some other airline that isn't rubbish? Right?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 16:36,
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I'm not easyjet scum because whilst I may be flying with the aforementioned budget airline I conduct myself with dignity and am fully aware of how far beneath me this entire experience and everyone else in this airport are.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 17:01,
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Are you sure you weren't holidaying in Egypt? Because, you see, it sounds like you are in de nile, rofl(
broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 11 Aug 2025, 19:00,
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