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early evening

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 17:28, archived)
Hooray, time for drinking

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 17:58, archived)
Shit I started at 1pm. When did they change drinking time to so late?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 18:10, archived)
I think some people died
Health and safety gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 18:23, archived)
I've probably got to go on a course then. Hope there's a bar

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 18:29, archived)
:))))

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 10:44, archived)
Foot Foot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXflk5OJlbA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 19:53, archived)
it isn't morning any more you STUPID CUNT'S
Hi
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:29, archived)
Are you calling us stupid because you think we don't know what time it is?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:47, archived)
what time is it?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:47, archived)
That's a trick question and I refuse to answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:53, archived)
It's twelve fifty-four

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:54, archived)
oh no wait

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:56, archived)
this is so confusing

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:56, archived)
mr wolf in his twilight years

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 13:12, archived)
I'm not surprised, he was already fucking old when Gladiators was first on

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 14:06, archived)
lol omg literally writing about an old wolf this afternoon, uncanny

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 14:52, archived)
Those TikTok furry novels don't write themselves, oh no wait

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 15:13, archived)
:)))))

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 16:49, archived)
Might get a wolf fleece

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 15:08, archived)
Why not get fleeced by a wolf instead, it's much more fun

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 16:49, archived)
yes, yes I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 13:43, archived)
Fair enough, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 13:55, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:47, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8470888
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 13:56, archived)
I won't be spoken to like that!
Oh hang on I just checked, I will be spoken to like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 13:39, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 13:48, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 14:53, archived)
Still employed?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 15:05, archived)
Yes, thank fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 15:39, archived)
morning lol
watched this the other day, well enjoyed it www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMXX3tpWltk
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 17:08, archived)
I like that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 18:04, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 4:39, archived)
Hiyas xx

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 6:48, archived)
hello daddy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:27, archived)
Hello MiseryCunt, you glorious bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 6:58, archived)
aww

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:27, archived)
Yeah whatever

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:27, archived)
alrite liam lynch

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:28, archived)
He *embodied* alright.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:42, archived)
That's cool

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:42, archived)
Oh god he was so fucking shit

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:53, archived)
whatever

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:54, archived)
Never heard of him

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:03, archived)
He's the lead singer of Oasis, surely you've heard their song "yeah whatever"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:27, archived)
standing on the shoulder of whatever

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:34, archived)
Live Whatever

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:48, archived)
Stand By Meh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:50, archived)
Champagne Averagenova

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 11:42, archived)
Don’t Look Back in Mild Annoyance

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 11:45, archived)
She's Semi-Acoustic

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 11:46, archived)
Some Might Sigh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 11:50, archived)
To be fair, I'd much rather hear any of these than the *actual* Oasis songs.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:03, archived)
I quite like their first two albums but lost interest after that

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:13, archived)
You are objectively wrong.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:19, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8470854
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:21, archived)
actually I don't mind a few of their songs, but I can't admit that in public.
Safe enough to do so here, though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:45, archived)
She's Electric and Don't Look Back in Anger were good.
I never did see the appeal of Wonderwall.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:21, archived)
Quotidianwall

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:25, archived)
Wonderfence

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:37, archived)
Liam and Noel are massive Tolkien nerds,
it was originally going to be "You're Mr Underhill" from their LotR prog concept album before they banged a load of billy up their jappers and went for monobrowed shit-rock instead.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:47, archived)
-olkien ne +u

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 13:24, archived)
Tneu nerds?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 13:45, archived)
you'll never be a quadruple amputee cornhole champion at this rate

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 13:54, archived)
Cornhole power!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 14:49, archived)
If you insist

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 8:52, archived)
If I have to bin a pair of pants or socks I always wash them first.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:06, archived)
unless you've comprehensively shat them, I assume

(piss and shit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:37, archived)
In those instances I post them to Jamie Oliver.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:42, archived)
How does one shit one's socks?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:01, archived)
Easily done, try harder.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:12, archived)
the trick is to eat them first

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:20, archived)
Good morning!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:24, archived)
good morning!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:23, archived)
ello

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:33, archived)
allo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:23, archived)
US quadruple amputee cornhole champion arrested on suspicion of murder

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:38, archived)
even
ing
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 18:01, archived)
more of a damp gray afternoon really

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 18:12, archived)
everything is grey on this site

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 18:14, archived)
All the links are brown
And the site is gay
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 20:10, archived)
I just got a wank
But I had to pay
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 20:29, archived)
On a winter's day

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 23:09, archived)
CAMP GAY afternoon more loike!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 19:36, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 19:58, archived)
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a loooong time.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Mar 2026, 20:12, archived)
engelfart doublestink?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 21:28, archived)
Analspurt humpadick

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 22:34, archived)
no real names, pls

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 5:47, archived)
DANK GAY SHAFTERPOO MORE LIKE!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 20:06, archived)
Just drank a couple of pints of my home brew.
Then got ChatGPT to calculate the ABV based on the current SG. Pretty much spot on 20%. Whilst this is clearly a massive success I am now slightly worried as I have 20l of the stuff and only a few days to drink all 400 units before I go on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 22:42, archived)
20% is alcoholic poisoning levels

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 23:08, archived)
I didn't think any yeast strains existed that had that much alcohol tolerance.
Have you somehow accidentally partially distilled it or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:23, archived)
"got ChatGPT to calculate"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:31, archived)
I bought 'turbo yeast'

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:58, archived)
I'M NOT GETTING FIRED!
Apparently, HR got the notification from the comment, but it was deleted before they could even read it. I was called in and asked why they were tagged, so I was honest with them and reiterated that I never mentioned names. I got a mild warning and a guarantee that any other prejudiced behaviour that made me uncomfortable would be looked into. I fucking LOVE my employers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 23:07, archived)
Afternoon! Afternoon! Look, here it is, the afternoon
just turned up out of nowhere before we were even done with the morning
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 13:47, archived)
Well piss on my buttocks and call me Aardvark, who'd have thought it?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 13:57, archived)
buy me a drink and let's do this

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 14:08, archived)
wait actually can you make it three drinks, I'm dehydrated

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 14:08, archived)
Sure, we can go twos on a six pack of cans of Panda Cola.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 14:23, archived)
*pandas*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 14:23, archived)
*bamboozles*

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 14:44, archived)
*leaves*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 16:46, archived)
SOLD

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 14:43, archived)
Aardvark
*pisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 17:02, archived)
Alright Vlad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 14:36, archived)
In pure chaos, Mongy, hope all is wonderful with you

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 14:43, archived)
I'm cool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 14:48, archived)
Great news x

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 20:08, archived)
Afternoon. Good news, I appear to be on the organogram!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 14:56, archived)

ogram
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 15:07, archived)
*something about being a member*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 18:11, archived)
is that like a stripogram where you get your cock out?

(piss and shit, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 19:12, archived)
that sounds fun, have you ever been on an orangutan though

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 20:09, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 16:00, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 20:09, archived)
morning

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 6:41, archived)
m’orning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 7:16, archived)
gninrom

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 8:21, archived)
ninG

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 8:47, archived)
mouth full of fartons

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 10:16, archived)
Dolly Farton

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 10:28, archived)
milk farton

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 10:53, archived)
Charlie and the Chocolate Farton

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 10:54, archived)
The Englishman who went up a hill but came down a farton

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 11:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8470669
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 23 Mar 2026, 11:06, archived)
FARTON! FARTON! FARTON! FARTON! OH JESUS CHRIST! FARTON!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 11:20, archived)
IUnderstoodThatReference.gif

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Mar 2026, 11:32, archived)
Gnome with a farton

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 13:07, archived)
morningdarniddy mongdaddy

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 11:23, archived)
afternoon

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 20:12, archived)
oh shush

(piss and shit, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 20:27, archived)
Classic MONGDADDY!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 20:28, archived)
I find the whole thing offensive. Dozer I mean .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 20:30, archived)
They changed the name of the Spastic Society, now it's the Fucking Spastic Society

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 20:51, archived)
As a card-carrying Fucking Spastic I find that highly offensive.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 21:05, archived)
^ LIUTBBFOFGS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 22:59, archived)
Hairy biscuit!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 21:27, archived)
it's played

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 23:00, archived)
This dairy-free, nut-free drink is prized for its sweet, earthy flavor (similar to almond/coconut) and is traditionally served ice-cold, sometimes with pastries called fartons.
"Things You’ll Need for Fartons"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 23:56, archived)

youtu.be/0IDNcD-a5jU?si=663uB6f6L3ekAIVC
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 0:00, archived)
Not available in my region mongy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 0:02, archived)
Fantastic Mr Fucks
Roald Dahl porn rip offs.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 Mar 2026, 17:50, archived)
Surely you could tell that from the title before you bought it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:00, archived)
It crossed my mind. But this is what happens when you buy second hand from Gumtree.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:08, archived)
Charlie and the Chocolate Fucktoy

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:10, archived)
Chocolate Fun-tunnel, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:25, archived)
The Twats

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:10, archived)
Boy

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:11, archived)
The Magic Finger

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:12, archived)
Charlie and the Interracial Factory

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:12, archived)
James and the Giant Tits

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:13, archived)
The Backdoor Bitches

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:13, archived)
George's Marvellous Masochism

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:13, archived)
I've read them all, this is the best one

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 13:45, archived)
Going solo

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:14, archived)
Charlie and the Great Glass Table

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:14, archived)
The Giraffe and the Willy and Me

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:21, archived)
The BFD

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:25, archived)
The BBC

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:44, archived)
Esio Frot

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:29, archived)
Matitda

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:43, archived)
Madildo, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:46, archived)
Let’s call the whole thing off

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:50, archived)
I always thought it would be good to write a sequel to Matilda.
She is still living with Miss Honey, but has just turned 17. Miss Honey uses all sorts of emotional blackmail to get Matilda to commit a range of petty crimes using her telekenisis powers.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:12, archived)
Oh Matilda, if you could just make the man behind us press his accelerator pedal, we could surely collect a large insurance premium.
But that would be wrong Miss Honey.

So would be telling everyone about your secret powers, and how hou've been using them to take revenge against the girls in your class that have been bullying you...

Yes Miss Honey...

*crash*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:14, archived)
Bit creepy

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 20:13, archived)
Fucking rich coming from you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 21:26, archived)
That's what she said!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 21:28, archived)

Miss Honey uses all sorts of emotional blackmail to get Matilda to commit a range of petty crimes using her telekenisis powers. The pair of them lez each other stupid 24/7. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:36, archived)
Big Overfriendly Giant

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:01, archived)
Fanny, Champion of the World

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:18, archived)
They've got a very different version over the pond

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:28, archived)
Butt still......

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 20:37, archived)
We've got the biggest cunt in the universe, hth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 20:47, archived)
morning

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 12:44, archived)
afternoon

(piss and shit, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 12:51, archived)
Off here in a bit
www.2210bynattycancook.com/

Supposed to be excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 12:51, archived)
Passed me by
www.rapreviews.com/2026/02/rza-bobby-digital-presents-juice-crew/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 13:31, archived)
Me too, any good?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 14:04, archived)
Not got it. Only just looking. Nice to hear big daddy kane

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 14:13, archived)
He may well be my all time favourite MC
I can't think of anyone I rate higher
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 14:39, archived)
Raw was another level when you think that was 88

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 15:38, archived)
Saw an incredible Juice Crew show at the Forum a few years ago
Shante, Kane, Ace, Craig G and Kool G Rap. All absolutely superb
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 14:05, archived)
I very much misread that URL
I need to ask myself some serious questions
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 15:41, archived)
Dirty boy. Sunday too

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 15:45, archived)
In 2026, Moby discussed a 2001 incident where he "knob-touched" (touched his genitalia against) Donald Trump, expressing no regrets for the incident but admitting it occurred during a period of heavy drug and alcohol use

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 12:55, archived)
Too old let go nobody listens to techno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 14:21, archived)
"moby-dicked", surely?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 15:19, archived)
Oh bravo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 15:20, archived)
He went on for years about how he had a thing with Natalie Portman
until all the #MeToo stuff happened and she pointed out it wasn't true, and that he was just a creepy old man when she was a teenager.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 16:30, archived)
Yeah, isn't there a very creepy photo of him draping his arm over her when she was about 18 and obviously not at all comfortable with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 16:40, archived)

www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/moby-natalie-portman-instagram-claims
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 16:47, archived)
YES BUT SHE SAID I WASN'T DATING HER ABLOOBLOO

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 17:33, archived)
"Cracking Cheesecake Grommit"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:32, archived)
S M E G

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 20:53, archived)
G E M S

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 21:12, archived)
M E G S

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 21:18, archived)
for example, sado-masochism

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 21:19, archived)
E G S M, i mean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 21:19, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 7:11, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 7:32, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 7:33, archived)
Bit shit, that doxxing business
- any suspects? Any plans to avenge yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 7:39, archived)
It was just some random Internet fascist troll
But I didn't mention any names, so there's that. If I do get fired, I have a case for unfair dismissal and a lawyer in the family who will happily work pro bono for something like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 8:00, archived)
You'd have thought Bono could pay for his own legal work, the rich cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 8:56, archived)
They don't get rich by paying for things

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 9:18, archived)
I thought Bono got rich by being in a band that sold huge numbers of albums and routinely packed out gigantic venues.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 17:30, archived)
Which Decepticon transforms into a cheesy knob?
Smegatron.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 10:10, archived)
which dinosaur doesn't wash its helmit?
smegosurus
(piss and shit, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 11:47, archived)
What late 70's, early 80's children's variety show shone a spotlight on poor genital hygiene routines?
Smeggers Plays Pop!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 11:48, archived)
Queef Smegwin

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 12:36, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 20:22, archived)
No

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 20:22, archived)
jo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 20:23, archived)
So?

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 20:30, archived)
Said I was considering quitting my job
As some of the people I work with are racist. I never mentioned names, but some fascist fuckwit went on my supposedly private profile and found out who my employer is. They basically doxxed me to my employer. I might not have a job on Monday, but it's worth it to out these horrible cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 20:36, archived)
why the fuck do you list your employer on facebook?

(piss and shit, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 22:28, archived)
I said where I work, not who I work for

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 8:01, archived)
Doxxed you to your employer?
Did your employer not know who you are? Bit weird mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 15:22, archived)
Quite possibly not
There's well over a thousand people onsite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:14, archived)
oy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 21:13, archived)
vagueb3taing beaker thread

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 12:22, archived)
Sorry I can't deal with that... not today of all days...

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 12:29, archived)
The spring equinox?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 21 Mar 2026, 18:07, archived)
Thanks, mine are a bit creaky

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 18:25, archived)
Bob Marley'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 18:27, archived)
Movement of Jah bowels

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 18:58, archived)
Three Little Turds

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 19:51, archived)
Could You be Scrubbed

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 20:16, archived)
erry year i cri

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 19:50, archived)
If I don't reply to anything
Just remember that I think of you all as people.......I spoke to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 12:38, archived)
Just me and my babbies now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 12:41, archived)
You don't need to announce that in advance.
This is /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 21 Mar 2026, 13:08, archived)
u ok hon?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 13:18, archived)
THIS! IS! SPASTIC!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 13:29, archived)
I'm Spastic
And so is my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 15:11, archived)
My new stuffs arrived
ibb.co/6RRwPdRm
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 13:34, archived)

youtu.be/mjlm1u1ofkk?si=XXMRKV_N2WjropBh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 18:59, archived)
I think it was one I sold. Got no music left. My 19 year old space cadet nephew said he wants a THC shirt. I pointed out it's a search for that well policed idiot

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 19:16, archived)
Seems like he'll have to learn the hard way

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 20:12, archived)
We all do. Dirty diesel innit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 20:19, archived)
Get him one of those lolarious 'RUN DMT' ones too.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 8:57, archived)
Robert Mullered

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 19:00, archived)
ASS PLAY

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 20:13, archived)
Good point

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 20:16, archived)
morninh

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 6:08, archived)
mmrrnngg

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 7:04, archived)
You spazmo

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 7:21, archived)
Morning Titwranglers

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 7:46, archived)
poo-pipe

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 9:42, archived)
Keith Dedwin

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 10:07, archived)
Cheggers plays popped his clogs

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 10:07, archived)
Haha, 2017, 'member?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 21 Mar 2026, 10:51, archived)
WHAT

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 11:26, archived)
HAHA, 2017, 'MEMBER?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 21 Mar 2026, 11:33, archived)
Dooms Night was a fucking banger

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 11:36, archived)

a fucking banger irrelevant tepid bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 21 Mar 2026, 11:50, archived)
WOMP WOMP WOMP

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 12:15, archived)
well, that was a waste of time

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 21:11, archived)
/b3ta i mean, obvs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 21:11, archived)
obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 21:28, archived)
Looks like we'll have to get some of our trees cut down,
roots causing problems next door. Probably needs done anyway to be fair, they're getting too big.

Sorry to hijack your vagueb3taing beaker thread with something specific.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 21:19, archived)
shove your trees up your arse you pretentious prick
/drunk
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 21:28, archived)
Thanks for sharing

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 21:29, archived)
/trees

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 21:31, archived)
Have you found a good tree chopper?
- I need a chopper too.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 21:29, archived)
Wife's brother does gardens and trees, but he's unreliable.
Might just nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 21:32, archived)
/b3ta.com
obvs
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 21:35, archived)
Low orbit ion cannon for lulz . Charging my lazors

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 21:52, archived)
low orbit ion cannon could be a new strain for all i know

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 21:54, archived)
How is bliss working out for you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 22:16, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQQokcoOzeY
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 22:24, archived)
Alright garold

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 22:15, archived)
Snapped up this ripper on 45 yesterday
youtu.be/XiKCglYUaM4?si=phG6q9T1jdsrEGFZ

Fucking drums on that eh guy's
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 22:54, archived)
How TF am I meant to play that in a nu skool breaks set?
FFS
(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 23:04, archived)
That sounds like a 'you' problem m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 8:34, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 11:22, archived)
Alright "Cornershop"

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 7:37, archived)
morning

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 21 Mar 2026, 6:05, archived)
Yum
amzn.eu/d/09tIoeop
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:23, archived)
That's been doing the rounds for YONKS m8

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:37, archived)
So’s your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:39, archived)

tinyurl.com/4ksucnvx
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:39, archived)
Eww

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:57, archived)
🤮

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:59, archived)
"May contain nut"

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 17:01, archived)
Not clickin that, might be an old lady cooking with poo

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 17:02, archived)
His name's queef.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 17:26, archived)
...and it's called "merde des hoopes"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 17:44, archived)
Ain't poo , go trousers on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 18:04, archived)
GO TROUSERS ON!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 18:53, archived)
Chucked Norris

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 18:09, archived)
Chuck Norraroundanymore

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 18:25, archived)
Christ, I think riverghost posted about this 20 years ago.
How does it feel to be 20 years slower than that fucking prick?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 18:57, archived)
don't give him encouragement

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 18:59, archived)
Was riverghost the one that ran a hotel?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 19:02, archived)
Hostel

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 19:08, archived)
He certainly was to his guests oh hahaha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 19:09, archived)
It feels fucking gr8 m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 19:44, archived)
- > /links
?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 21:27, archived)
Hullo deacon's
How r u lol

Pub in Wapping 2moz, Caribbean fine dining Sun.

U
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:56, archived)
More like FWAPPING, knowing u!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:00, archived)
Classic!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:08, archived)
We have a right laugh here, and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:10, archived)
that was twenty years ago, m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 18:55, archived)
*Jimmy Carr laugh*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:37, archived)
Friday m8. How bad can it be
I'm alright. Not got a lot on this weekend, which I'm actually pleased about. It's been busy lately, and I am a lazy, lazy man
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:00, archived)
Gud 1 lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:22, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:33, archived)

₩ₒ₨₶ ₣ꝊⱤꭒⱮ €√ꬲꭆ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:18, archived)
Some lovely shit hole pubs still in Wapping. Don't have to use the prospect

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:07, archived)
I quite like the town of ramsgate

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:21, archived)
Fucked Norris

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:13, archived)
Chuck Notris

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:19, archived)
Way of the Coffin

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:57, archived)
Bad Luck Chuck

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:27, archived)
Chuck No

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:47, archived)
Walker*, Texas Ranger

* i.e. he's a zombie
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:55, archived)
Missing Inaction

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:03, archived)
I got none right. Not a single one. Not even a random fucking correct answer. Sod you all.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyd7xjw2r3o
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:17, archived)
A combination of a small bit of knowledge and the customary guesswork got me to 5/7.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:21, archived)
5/7 skiddy helmit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 14:34, archived)
9/7

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:03, archived)
4/7
Standard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:10, archived)
6/7 as usual the sportsball question was my undoing

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:26, archived)
29/8 march of the pigs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:51, archived)
4/7 fewer thick than garold

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:44, archived)
4/7 not having an infection in your bellend

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 17:04, archived)
Going to work soon
My cousin is visiting his mum, so I won't have to put up with her mentalness for the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:11, archived)
Done a 22 mile run and then off to Manchester for 🍻 tomorrow
Might wank off a wildebeest
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:28, archived)
Might fist a ferret

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:38, archived)
Way ahead of you m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:40, archived)
Some Ethiopian chasing you? 22 miles, you health people are nuts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 15:57, archived)
Too fucking lazy to complete the marathon, more like

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:00, archived)
Snickers now mate

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:05, archived)
Yes he was after my nuts

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:07, archived)
We just had a driverless taxi in our street - successfully dropped/picked passenger and buggered off.
What exciting, futuristic thing have you noticed recently?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:26, archived)
b3ta

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:29, archived)
Fuck all, bruv

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:29, archived)
Kak Hatt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:32, archived)
^ got that dirty diesel

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:36, archived)
Update. It's not driving itself at fucking all
someone's driving it around, I think it's being configured or learning these weird London streets.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:35, archived)
so it's basically a car, being driven. oh garold.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:00, archived)
+ well you came and you gave without taking

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:05, archived)
and I drove you away

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:05, archived)
It had all the twirly radar/lidar gubbins
So that was exciting
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:07, archived)
This made me genuinely lol out loud

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:08, archived)
starfleet academy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:37, archived)
I flunked Kobayashi Maru last semester :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:38, archived)
but you aced homecoming!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:01, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:10, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:53, archived)
set it on fire

(piss and shit, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:52, archived)
is there anybody morning there?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 6:50, archived)
morning

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 7:18, archived)
Yes
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 7:38, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 7:43, archived)
Where?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 8:13, archived)
just belm if you can hear me

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 8:14, archived)
i'm a spaz
i'm a retard
what the hell am i doing here?
oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:26, archived)
Morning. Rich boomers be spendin' all their money...
Dave Gilmour's strat just sold. Guide price of between $2m and $4m. Sold for quite a bit more in the end www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6573403?ldp_breadcrumb=back
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 8:22, archived)
Dave Gil-LESS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 8:41, archived)
RIGOR MORTIS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 8:57, archived)
prevening

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:14, archived)
+ Misery II: The

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:28, archived)
preening cunt

(piss and shit, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:29, archived)
oh wait

(piss and shit, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:29, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8470442
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:48, archived)
chode cheddar

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:54, archived)
preventing evening, maybe yours etc

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:53, archived)
Dunno if my lads got his anti biotics yet. But this is who is on at club chemistry in Canterbury. Serves them right tbh
youtu.be/3Dvn9X7n0VQ?si=hYkdbiUa0giGIQeU
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 18:13, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 18:54, archived)
+ing shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 19:10, archived)
Cripes!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 20:32, archived)
I sold my shoes to a guy outside that club for £80
The cash smelled like Hai Karate
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 20:52, archived)
The father's day gift of choice for 80's kids

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 22:36, archived)
I hope he married her

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 23:22, archived)
He's no Daz Sampson

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 23:38, archived)
Somebody pumped Michael McIntyre full of botox and banged a load of billy up his japper

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 6:47, archived)
Christ
I mean, if this is how he's come back then I'm definitely siding with the Muslims.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 6:20, archived)
Night

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 22:36, archived)
So I have 25l of lemony prison wine fermenting. As expected, I got impatient and tried drinking a pint of it 1 day in.
This was a mistake. Not only is it still sickly sweet and very highly carbonated but it seems to be continuing to ferment inside me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 1:01, archived)
autobrewery syndrome ahoy!

(piss and shit, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 6:02, archived)
afternoon

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:22, archived)
Granddad’s (RIP) only ever words of wisdom came into my head – ‘If you’re ever in trouble, act like you’ve got a mental illness’.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:31, archived)

If you’re ever in trouble, act like you’ve got a mental illness
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:35, archived)
^ mentally ill

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:16, archived)
Wonder if 'grandad' or 'monkeythechicken' ever met anyone with mental health problems.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:48, archived)
I wonder if they ever left the basement

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:12, archived)
I think the cunt insisted on the veracity of the story.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:28, archived)
Oh right, it must have been true then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:54, archived)
well it's definitely a story, that's true

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:56, archived)
PROPER LADS

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 15:58, archived)
Did you stab him to death to make people you think you were a homicidal paranoid schizophrenic?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:21, archived)
that's not why I did it
oops
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:51, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 16:15, archived)
A powerful image

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 16:40, archived)
Looks like a penguin weaing a tiara

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 16:59, archived)
Is it a sailboat?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:41, archived)
It's a fucking schooner

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 18:01, archived)

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