Hi gunt'sWhat a colossally shit roast that was. Fuck me. 3/10 and I'm being nice. Duke of Sussex SE1, avoid like the bubonic
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 18:56,
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Meat was overCarrots were raw. Yorkshires burnt. No crunch on the spuds.
Boo.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 18:59,
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*roast fives*I went here: scottsarms.com and it was rather splendid
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:01,
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Glad one of us had an edible lunchLooks like a great pub
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:03,
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Yeah it’s one of my favourites, commiserations on your shitroast(
Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:05,
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I'm a great roast cook (if I say so myself)My standards are high, and those smeglords did not deliver
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:21,
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lolLooks good, might check it out next time Iβm there
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:38,
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Should be nice in summer.Only an absolute paedophile would visit York for restaraunts during the winter.
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Yesalt:
Daylight saving time is bollocks
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 9:25,
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Daylight saving times are bollocks, or daylight saving time is bollock.(, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 10:42, archived)
Just be thankful it's British summer time, could've been so weird french shit (
mongychops, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 11:21,
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Yeah, hard in the boys' showers!!!(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 14:54,
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Don't grout too hard your dreams are putty in your hands
Don't tile too fast because they may fall off
And they will smash then
You don't know what you might have left on bathroom shelves
Oh-oh-whoah, working by yourself
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vladimir, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 15:43,
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ahahahahahathe grout on the tiles is brown and brown, brown and brown, brown and brown
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vladimir, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 16:54,
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awwww yesssssssss I've splurted ALL OVER the popular page \o/I'M BACK, BAYBEEEEE
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vladimir, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 18:13,
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:)))It's ok I'll be off again in a tick for another six or seven years, nobody panic
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vladimir, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 21:48,
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I'm a little prairie flower. Growing wilder by the hour. No one cares to cultivate me, so I'm as wild as wild can be.(
mongychops, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 22:41,
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Well I carried on like the wayward son. Now through and through I am come undone. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 22:46,
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The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round. Round and round. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 22:49,
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every time i do a pooi save a little piece for you
and when you come around to see
i give you cake! it's chocolatey!
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 7:10,
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Pushing all that weird shit down the boardWhat a'gwan, fellow afro-caribbean's?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:46,
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I'm going Shoreditch for a load of spicy squid and noodlesMight as well squart on a squirrel whilst I'm about it
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:48,
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Day off, innit.Cheers Queef's.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:50,
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My sister-in-law's kids thought 'cookery' wasn't a real wordFucking Americans, right guys?!!
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:54,
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of course it's a real wordit's the bits at the tops of trees where all the cooks live
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vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:00,
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American English is differently oriented in a couple ways, travelers know this.(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:52,
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That might be one of the worst ones...(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 22:40,
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Dragging all the weird shit back to the top again like an unheimlich trawlerman(
vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:58,
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Well they just wouldn't work in broad daylight, would they?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 16:25,
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cheers :)don't look at what's in the nets
definitely don't do that
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vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:19,
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honestly, don't
people go a bit funny
you try to catch their eye then you realise you don't have enough eyes to look at all of theirs and then there's screaming and it seems a long way off but you realise it's coming from you
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vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:21,
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and people *really* don't like the way we have to hold them down to get them off the boat
Well tbqhwy a small number do, but they tend to join the crew at that point and that's as you can imagine a whole other story
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vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:24,
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I like this.It reads like promotional copy from the Innsmouth Tourism Board.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 16:28,
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can you get out of my light i'm trying to read(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 18:18,
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ahahahahaha love it
I had to look this up
"You're Welcome to Innsmouth"
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vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 18:39,
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honestly though wiki had me at "malign undersea civilization"
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vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 18:41,
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lollike an unheimlich trawlerman
scraping up creatures from the regions where we shouldn't go
just like an unheimlich trawlerman
what the fuck am I looking at here I don't even know
These monsters coming up from the foam
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vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 18:47,
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If you paid your rent-boys more than a fiver a pop, they might douche first.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 20:29,
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Surely it can't be half as bad as Runcorn.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 16:27,
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Dreadfully sorry, but I'm not actually afro-caribean an 'ting(
Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 19:05,
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I dont like sport in general really- All a bit adversarial for my libtard tastes
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 22:11,
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I'm suffering a major freak out And I haven't been taking my hormone pills. I might need to step back for a couple of days, because I'm being rather unhinged right now.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 20:51,
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will anyone notice your unhingedness(
Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 20:56,
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Everyone, I would think (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 21:46,
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My wife has really upped her dirty-talk game in bed recently. It must be these whoremoan pills she's started on.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 23:04,
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posted this the other day, doing it again cos shit is good, kraftys wth visualshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMXX3tpWltk
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broadsword, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 6:41,
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*deep breath*aaAaAAaaaA(supAAaaaarrrRRrrrddvvaaaaaaAAAaaarrrRRRrrrkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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broadsword, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 8:03,
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I hope you're not mongyI seem to remember you saying something like this a while back too
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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I'm one of 4 children My older sister was diagnosed with skin cancer at 4041. She survived. My brother was diagnosed with colon and liver cancer at 40. He survived. My younger sister was diagnosed with squamous cell head and neck cancer at 40 Within weeks, she had breast cancer, blood cancer and 2 brain tumours. She died at 41. I am not exac this situation. tly unbiased in
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 22:27,
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Skin cancer is often a result of high risk sun exposure but in your sister's defence they didn't have our current understanding of the dangers of UV light in the early bronze age.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 23:38,
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She's just saying, you definitely have cancer, I hope you don't mongy :((
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 23:46,
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Well I hope if he does that it's a nice cancer at least(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 23:49,
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You have a wonderful bedside manner doctor(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 23:56,
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I have a drawer full of stickers that I give to my younger patients which say things like 'I was brave' or ''brilliant'.There are some shiny hammer ones that say 'nailed it' which I keep back and award to myself when I get a cancer diagnosis right
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 0:11,
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Top tip: never miss a cancer diagnosis by telling every single patient they've got cancer.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 8:07,
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4,041 is a decent age in anyone's book, tbf.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 6:57,
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we are all dying from something(
Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 22:53,
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Or in my patients' case, someone!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 23:42,
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What symptoms do you have?I'll run them past chatgpt and let you know what it thinks.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 23:06,
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Just shut up and let me help ChatGP do it's job.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 0:05,
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HahahaEar cancer
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 0:13,
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Yes that will cheer him up(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 23:10,
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I had that last week.GP was a v cute currymuncher. Hope she enjoyed it as much as I did.
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I hope you have prostate cancer(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 23:40,
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Only kiddingI hope he has pancreatic cancer
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 0:15,
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If we survive all the other things, we’re all dying of cancer.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 23:59,
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Sung to the tune of 'Erotica' by MadonnaBill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your beard all over my body
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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2026, 13:32,
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Great idea.You should send it to Joel Veitch, he might make a side-splitting Flash animation based on it.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 13:42,
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I met Joel in the early 2000s he was a nice blokeI can only assume he's a monster now.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:30,
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I heard Jeffrey Epstein is mentioned in the Veitch Files.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 19:23,
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Tits?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:30,
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Smash Monkey, Smash Monkey, buys used pants that mostly aren't spunky(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:35,
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This actually made me laugh (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 15:45,
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Ok then at least I've achieved one thing today.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 15:49,
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It's a shame there's no rhyme for 'dim-witted fantasist'(
Two Hats π©π©, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 16:23,
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I mean, where do we fucking start with calling out the fictions?(, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 18:47, archived)
I think that was you wankers on qftw. You couldn't Photoshop. Dunno why. Ps7 was easy. We all got front pages. Then haha, lierz. All of you. B3ta was images. Not your wank. Fuck off thinking you are better. It's a forum. (
mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 19:34,
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I'm loving this mong-on-mong action, guys.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:23,
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You're right, I should live an online fantasy life and lie about loved ones dying from terminal illness. That's what b3ta's for(, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:24, archived)
Who fucking cares??!. You are bein5a weirdo. 40 saink ain't you? Go on holiday. It's a grey forum for pictures. I'm the king of Spain, fucked Sydney Swansea. Cheaper (
mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:33,
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This is b3ta!!!. What a cunt. Hahaha. I've screenshot this. Defending. Haha. Tears(
mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 21:01,
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there's definitely not fucking 300 of us that's for sure(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 21:09,
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Taking a screenshot is SERIOUS INTERNETWhere will you post it? /offtopic?
Fucking hell mate, get some help.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 21:12, archived)
The old flip a roo. Deflecting from the original wah wah wah someone. Classic (
mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 21:45,
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I've been here years . Don't call out fibs. Dildo . Oh how funny. Nobody fell for it but you felt super. Be polite. (
mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 19:46,
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I get that, but on the other hand it just passively encourages the bullshitters to bullshit more,and that's not good for anyone in the longer term. Particularly not the bullshitters, they just end up getting elected president and starting wars because they believe their own bullshit.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:14, archived)
So what you're saying is, Smashy is basically responsible for starting WWIII?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:22,
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Do you remember the bald monkey dildo thing? It was pathetic. (
mongychops, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:23,
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we'll all be dead soon one way or another(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:32,
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Queef Smegwin, Queef Smegwin, has a midget's sock that he cums in(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:35,
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mofaha, mofaha, fills his anus with a big glass jar(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:35,
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Mr. Tea, Mr. Tea, when he looks at gnomes he gets spurty(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:40,
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Gnomes can be surprisingly sexy, you know.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 19:30,
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Yeah but I've run out of current three-syllable b3tans now. Except vladimir but the emphasis is in the wrong place on that unless he wants to be vladimir
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 14:53,
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I'd like to let you know that I am NOT offended.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 15:09,
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GEOSTORM, GEOSTORM, stick your hand up my arse so it's warm(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 15:18,
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What's red and orange and looks good on members of the traveller community?Fire!!!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 15:01, archived)
brb, brb, self-appointed race authority (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 17:50,
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Dave Trouser, Dave Trouser, penis shaped like Mario’s Bowser(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 17:52,
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Nintendo of America had a boss called Doug Bowser.How MAD is THAT???
(, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 18:18, archived)
I’m not sure I can quantify it.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 18:23,
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2can, 2can, he's b3ta's manliest man(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 21:03,
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3 more than last week with a barely believable 3/7!!!www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm291jz0321o
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 12:07,
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3/7 making a new friend but it turns out they post on /links(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 12:10,
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Absolutely pivotal band in the Bergen black metal scene of the early 2000s.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 20:11,
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Or should I say... morning!*twirls moustache in a villainous manner*
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 8:03,
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morning, burning like firemorning, the sky is red
how did the fire I
thought was quite safe
Suddenly burn the shed
Morning
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vladimir, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 9:05,
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Oh god but can I also please just say thisAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/mar/26/ai-chatbot-users-lives-wrecked-by-delusion
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vladimir, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 9:07,
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I keep having to stop reading to laugh
Oh that's not very nice of you is it Vladimir
Well no I guess it's not is it. Nevertheless, AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
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vladimir, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 9:08,
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Yeah. People eh?www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/widow-thought-she-was-dating-sir-david-attenborough-online-it-cost-her-12k/ar-AA1YK09t
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 9:27,
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How is he still walking about if they know it was him? There's one rule for them, and another for us. Disgraceful!(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 12:34,
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I'm choosing to be optimisticand seeing the disappearance of the Metaverse and Sora as a sign that the AI bubble is finally bursting and we might be able to go back to being actual people with jobs and income again. Probably naΓ―ve of me, but there you go.
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.Yeti., Fri 27 Mar 2026, 9:37,
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I have a decent chunk of pension invested in AI focused equities, I hope it takes over the world and there's a war with the machines.I'll be quids in.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 10:33, archived)
I met this guy in a rowing boathe seemed really fascinating and definitely trustworthy. Honestly though his eyes. He had such a way of looking at things. He offered me a boat trip and I thought, well why not? Anyway long story short, it wasn't a huge journey but somehow it was long enough for him to notice I had some money with me.
"You can't take it with you, you know," he said, with that mesmeric look. "Where you're going, you won't be able to spend it."
So now I wander alone by dark shores, penniless, beached, bone-bleached. I should have known, I should have known
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vladimir, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 10:53,
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I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.Your parables, however, are pretty bangin'.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Mar 2026, 17:39,
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What a fucking stupid fucking cunt. He deserves all the ridicule the world can muster.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 12:34,
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most of us labor under some form of delusion and suffer for it, i'm not sure I'm any better(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 12:41,
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I don't know you at all, but I think I can almost guarantee you are better than him.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 13:52,
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My attempt to finally understand how cryptocurrency works has been derailed by the discovery that they use the word nonce all the time. Johnny Nomates, imagine the input as:
A fixed βdocumentβ (block data)
With a small adjustable knob (nonce)
Thereβs no shortcut:
You canβt predict the output
You just keep trying different nonces
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 22:20,
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Absolute nonce sense (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 23:01,
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But they're such good trousers!(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 10:03,
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I'm in the Boleyn in Upton Park It smells of sewage
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:08,
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makes a change from shitting everyone elsewhat you doing down there apart from aforem
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:19,
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Yeah I thought I'd try something new(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:19,
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oh it's a publooking out of place, then
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:20,
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It's the nearest tolerable boozer to home(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:31,
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lol tolerableyou're such a colossal snobend
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:36,
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I heard Queef shat the sheriff (but he didn't shit the deputy).(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:26,
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You heard wrong m8I shat the deputy also
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:31,
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i focus on the painthe burning ring i feel
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 19:08,
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stand back maple ham, hock ham, prosciuttto ham
hamon iberico too
don't wanna cause a ruckus but bayonne baracus
have I got a match for you!
it makes them look like a bunch of fairies
it got more bottle than united dairies
hang about! look out! for west ham!
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:44,
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I was laughed at today for looking left and right at a level crossingAnyone else do this?
(, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:16, archived)
did you jump up and down and to the knees?(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:22,
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Every time, because of course you fucking do.Maybe these townies have never been at a rural or semi-rural crossing. They should try one, they'd be chuffed to bits.
(, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 18:59, archived)
look if you're driving the train I think we'd all rather you looked straight ahead(
vladimir, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 19:28,
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IT'S BEER OF THE FLOP O'FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP!!(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 15:51,
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"Sometimes you're better of fest/There's a gun in your hand its pointed at your chest"
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 8:43,
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Pieces of eight! no wait! pieces of three! seventy-nine! eight hundred! nine and a bit!(
vladimir, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 11:02,
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/kinks might actually bring the site userbase backwell, some of them. actually thinking about it let's just leave it as it is
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 15:59,
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*manifests*I like my new job, everybody. I know you were wondering, but too shy to ask.
What do you like?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 14:19,
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I'm a big fan of going to curry houses and just eating the bread, too.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 14:31,
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 9:55,
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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittensBright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens.
And cocaine. I do like gak.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:00,
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How do you feel about bright paper packages, tied up with string?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:12,
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I think he likes them, as long as they contain cocaine.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Mar 2026, 16:01,
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Cocaine and codeine and crystals of ketamine,Acid and mushrooms and methylamphetamine;
Ecstasy, mescaline, cannabis buds -
These are just some of my favourite drugs.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Mar 2026, 16:01,
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i'd like to be under a different surgeon, please.(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 18:28,
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People who reckon they "manifested" something, they're my favourite credulous idiots.Shame all those dead Iranians didn't manifest peace enough, the lazy cunts.
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I'll add this to my manifesto.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:21,
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I like letting go of all desire, all hope, even of the wish to healbecause what is beyond this? what then?
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vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:30,
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I also like the small dog who just saw me through the pane of glass in an office window and came over to bark and wuff and just generally say hello(
vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:33,
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you can all pipe the fuck down, by the way, I've moved back in permanently this time and should never have left
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vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:33,
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I'm not sure, I tried to scan him but he didn't have a barkode(
vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 21:43,
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This is the sort of speech you usually hear at the first cult meeting where they give you free robes and haircuts.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:34,
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:))))*looks very intensely and kindly into your eyes*
*holds slightly too long but for some reason you don't feel uncomfortable. the tiny distant voice shouting "NO!" is your own but you tune that out for now, it's so quiet so quiet after all*
*plans to take extensive advantage of your trusting nature*
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vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 15:37,
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 16:44,
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I'm taking you ignoring my question personally now, mean person (
mongychops, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 17:10,
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PLEASE I have standards?? I only do that in the homewares aisle of waitrose (
vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 17:20,
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Do what you like X youtu.be/31A6RjOxE74?si=_m9Bv0u1F8IsERsZ
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mongychops, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 19:33,
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My morning is red and has podka dots(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 7:49,
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The nuclear attack on Sheffield is said to have caused billions of pounds' worth of improvements.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Mar 2026, 11:10,
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morning has brokendo you got any glue?
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 8:00,
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I don't post threadsI manifest them.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 10:13,
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I like these but I've got some lovely new light blue toned air force 1. Anyone know bk quality now. I could just Gaz beef. Tell me what you like on your feet? Stomping cats, whack puma www.bkfootwear.com/en/men/noors-bkib56-3611-02
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mongychops, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 23:12,
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They look like tennis shoes I prefer to be barefoot, but when I'm out, I either wear my Ed Hardy's or Sketchers for work.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 23:49,
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Tennis shoes have been very popular style wise for years (
mongychops, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 0:09,
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Yes, for those who like to play bowls (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 0:18,
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And lesbians, according to my cousin and her wife (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 0:28,
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I'm mainly to be found in a pair of black Loake Chelsea boots.And nothing else
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 7:12,
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Big reveal thread - who are you really?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 20:32,
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/chat, all along I've been Salman Rushdie!(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 20:32,
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I shoulda kept my big mouth shut :((
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 21:54,
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That would explain the fishy pong, at least.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Mar 2026, 22:03,
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That's a deep psychological question for this shit place. Keep it light (
mongychops, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 21:16,
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I feel more Nietzschean. But I'm an anarchist at heart (
mongychops, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 21:58,
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yeah but weirdly everyone except him has to take them(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 21:57,
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I’m Dave Trouser, and so’s my wife.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 22:10,
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Three ducks in a trenchcoat (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 23:47,
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I'm someone who replies to things too late on purpose so nobody ever sees me(
vladimir, Wed 25 Mar 2026, 10:42,
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