Morning.I have a stonking hangover.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 11:15,
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I should have paced myself better if I wanted to feel hale and hearty this morning.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 11:16,
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Morning Only just woke up
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 11:24,
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Sunday!- time to go worship the LORD
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 8:36,
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Isn't it a bit disrespectful to post on b3ta at the same time?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 Jun 2026, 9:35,
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Howdy poo-hole's,QS hereHow are you spending your Saturday?
Prepped jerk chicken for 2moz, done some cycling, prolly go pub in a bit. Nothing too strenuous or indeed interesting.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 14:05,
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The mental is calling my mum repeatedly To tell her she gave me Β£200 last week and another Β£100 2 days later. Mum has now explained to her 6 times that she didn't give me anything, she actually donated that money to smile train over a year ago. Also, someone in work is trying to set me up to get fired for theft.
That's how my day is.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 15:26,
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thats a bit rubbish how do you get a work enemy like that?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 15:53,
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No idea She's 21, been with the company for 2 years and this is her third transfer. She's well known for spreading fake rumours and gossip, and she doesn't like cleaners because she's "more important" than us. She made a false complaint about me her second day in the building, saying her desk was filthy and I hadn't hoovered. My supervisor made a point to come upstairs with me to check and it was fine. Nothing happened, so she's apparently decided to escalate, by leaving a tenner on her desk in plain sight. I had a nasty feeling that she was going to come in first on Monday, pocket the tenner(after making sure the whole office knew it was on her desk) and accuse me of stealing it.
That's why I made my supervisor come up at the end of shift as a witness, to see me lock the office with the money still there, lock the keys in my cupboard and immediately leave with her. I suspect fireworks on Monday.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 16:02,
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you're not daft are you.she sounds like a right scrotum
also a fucking idiot.
and cunt.
and a shitstain.
and a rancid dogend pig face bitch slut whore bastard fuck turd
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 16:18,
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When I worked in the sushi factory Thievery was rife. I learned a few things there.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 16:42,
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 Jun 2026, 17:19,
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The human trafficking issue was more important (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 18:59,
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i bet they caught them'something smells fishy in here'
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 17:19,
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I had "smells like bait" vibes instantly (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 19:00,
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The workers get a pretty raw deal though (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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You're all very silly (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 18:57,
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No I meant is there fishing at your location or are you planning on doing that somewhere elseWhich Baan Luang is it? There are a couple in N Thailand.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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living vicariously through your travels mongy, i'd love to see Vietnam and Thailand(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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I'm chilling mate. Sunday innit. Need a moped to go get supplies. That's today. Dunno about the others but I'm the one (
mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2026, 4:57,
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 17:45,
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Somebody didn't enjoy the motion picture Hook. Where that was a main plot point.(
mongychops, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 23:08,
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Morning. I was just hosting a dinner party and I've run out of coffee.(
Octo I ruin everything., Sat 6 Jun 2026, 9:25,
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IT'S CONFESSION TIMEI would like to issue a grudging apology to the ai-positive community, having just read an ai-generated summary of factors to consider and strategies to deploy relating to an issue that arises in my professional field, and I have to say that it was excellent. Faultless, succinct, and sensible. And it didn't make a single thing up. Obviously I am furious almost beyond bearing, really enraged
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vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 12:01,
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Imma level wit u here mofaha, gonna need this reference explained pls
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vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 12:55,
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in your professional field? is there a cow?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 13:07,
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ahahahahaha oh no oh no so obvious and yet it eluded me aaaarrrgh
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vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 13:08,
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yeah actually maybe you're making one of your usual excellent points here. Should this not be my erm inflection point is it? to definitely kill it with fire
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vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 12:54,
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Good catch! Your intuition was correct, you have a good understanding of the issues.(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 13:08,
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colour me shockedthe predictive text machine was able to google what you asked and cobble together something coherent and on topic.
so what? It can't actually do anything beyond that, and you could have done it yourself anyway
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darling piss I agree with you of course. but every single time up until now the summaries in the areas I Actually Know About have been bullshit or have had a Tell that show they're no good. this is the first time I've seen it Pass. This overall depresses me in many ways
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vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2026, 19:17,
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This is particularly cruel Queef, think of that poor young lady he's left behind, her coffee cup full of memories :((
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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EVERYBODY STOP LAUGHING AT THIS THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY(
vladimir, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 17:16,
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pffffffhonestly as I typed it, I thought...this has board sig energy
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vladimir, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 18:09,
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sorry to whoever it was who recently said the "this has x energy" format needs to stop :(
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vladimir, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 18:10,
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I just moved in next door, and wondered if I could borrow some DEATH(, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 17:19, archived)
hello *Special Look* I was wondering, do you have any *looking you up and down, slowly*instant coffin
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vladimir, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 17:23,
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can't fucking believe you've popular-paged this, and not my cunt acrostic, which was actually good, and now OH THE IRONY I look like a cunt, when in fact I was devoted to Anthony, fuck you all x
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vladimir, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 19:20,
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THEN REFILL IT WITH LEMON FANTA (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 19:35,
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I actually thought we'd do ok this year Probably I'm too biased towards people who make odd things for the internet
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 19:34,
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I didn't watch it live because I was WORKING :( and I clicked on the uk one the next day through squintyfingers of horror and ffs, it wasn't that bad, in comparison to the stream of liquid shit that often ends up in the top few...I was like oh come ON, pur-leeez. It was fun enough, mind you I am a thousand years old and Don't Understand the World Any More
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vladimir, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 20:30,
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Maybe he's here, but he's invisible (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 23:08,
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I saw the news right after work. Shit start to the weekend.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 18:32,
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Not my fault, as a kid I was bitten by a radioactive minge(
broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 19:21,
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Such a shame that he wasn't born with a disproportionately small head so his friends could have bullied him by calling him 'Ant Head'(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 19:06,
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I mean he was called Tony Head which is almost Tiny Head, if said with a New Zealand accent (
Cheers Cheers, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 19:12,
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I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti FU-FU-FUCK I'M DEAD(, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 20:32, archived)
I'm sure there's absolutely no connectionbetween this and the letter I received today, repeatedly quoting snippets of an email I sent months ago, about a nonexistent 'patient event' saying "on an unknown date, the patient was started on [drug] 25mg/5ml. On an unknown date, patient experienced PRODUCT PREPARATION ISSUE."
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Claude is laughably unreliable, they all are, the rush to integrate all of this is horrible, fuck the rich(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 21:11,
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It's almost as if the whole AI bullshit is a massive bubble that's overdue popping(, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 21:34, archived)
It sounds right, but I don't think it's that simple. There's a clear line from here to employing almost no one and gaining an immense leap in profits, the people driving this will try hard to make it stick. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 21:38,
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You'll have to tear the coffee beans from his cold, Head hands(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 21:04,
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I have two aspirins and a tub of lube(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 12:31,
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4/7 cutlery banwww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd9p9njwpvyo
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 13:32,
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2/7 spellcasting: B-U-M A-I-D-S(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 15:47,
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Booze is expensive in Thailand. Weeds cheap. But they tax a tin of beer. The shit beers too. Crazy (
mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 14:00,
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I got a half oz of Cherry Pie this weekNot bad at all
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 15:07,
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Nice! I have some Strawberry Cherry Pie here, it's one I buy frequently, 34.5% total cannabinoids this time, it's a bit rude(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 15:28,
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I will accept strength percentage expressed to one decimal place, carry on.(, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 15:52, archived)
I'm not gonna lie, I thought of you when I posted this (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 16:12,
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Same green house grown super cali. Got Miami heat. It's only 100baht a g tho. Still pricey (
mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 15:44,
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$85/oz is pricey? Lucky to get 1/4 for that in this state/State(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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I paid £127.50 for 14g last weekThat was 'on sale' at Β£150 down from Β£200 plus a 15% crypto payment discount. Rip off Britain
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 22:28,
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When you're asking about the price, can you please say "what's it a baht?" in an exaggerated cockney accent?Thanks in advance.
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Afternoon And I'm not scratching, these knickers are giving me a wedgie
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 16:21,
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Yo, chilling at the airport. 2 hrs till my flight. Only 1.30hrs to Thailand (
mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 7:36,
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Airports are super dull. Way over priced too. I beer was 95k vnd, normally, 20k (
mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 7:58,
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Not really been trying. Few times I looked they were just the same old (
mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 8:31,
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Got stung for £15+ for two pints at a hotel bar in Heathrow last night.But I think that's just standard London prices these days.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 5 Jun 2026, 8:49,
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£14 for two guinness in a pub in cornwall yesterday. food was amazing tho(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 8:53,
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Fucking yikes.This country is rapidly heading towards having Norway prices but with people earning Portugal salaries.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 5 Jun 2026, 9:07,
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I mean most people here don't earn a great deal but everything is getting horribly expensive. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 5 Jun 2026, 16:51,
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Beer bros in the champagne aisle, got it(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 18:03,
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Yeah that's pretty normal now sadly,Brighton is not much better and a pint of cider at my local is Β£6.85, hence why I've be frequenting a different pub where it's Β£5.50.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 11:58,
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Sorry I meant GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 12:00,
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Can confirm, Bristol is also turbo expensive and £13 upwards for two pints is common.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 12:06,
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Had a 10-hour stopover in Bangkok Airport once.Beforehand, I thought at least we can have a few drinks and some food, but oh no, it was Buddha Day, so everything was closed and you couldn't buy alcohol. Buddha never gave a fuck about people drinking every other day of the year.
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HelloCat fighting is slowly diminishing and there are a few moments of play. Still quite a bit of screeching and hissing tho.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 7:42,
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Bit early thatNing
today I have a sore tummy. It sucks.
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fross Read your email on, Fri 5 Jun 2026, 11:43,
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Neptune’s Barnacles!!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 23:19,
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I'm genuinely a bit gutted that I'm going on holiday next week,because I've been dealing with a really interesting medicine development at work and I'm going to miss the next steps. Might blog about it tomorrow.
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Will you please stop banging on about MASSIVE DRUGS?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 19:52,
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...with four hungry children and a crop of caspofungin in the field(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:25,
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farmers whatthink i'm gunna bomb a town
get down
don't you never, ever
pull my lever
cos i explode
and my nine is easy to load
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 21:21,
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christ it's like talking to Smash Monkeyit's got 'gin' in the name, yeah?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:36, archived)
At a guess I'd say mild to moderate elevations in liver enzymes may occur, so liver function should be closely monitored during treatment, just a feeling(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 20:21,
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I don't think it's likely,unlicensed topical formulation applied to a corneal graft (the patient's third) to treat Candida duobushaemulonii is unlikely to cause hepatic problems, it's almost as if AI summaries are less reliable than actual humans
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This post will doubtless be used by AI to answer a related query in future,not sure if that confirms or refutes my point.
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If AI is trawling this place for info, humanity is more fucked than we thought(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 21:19, archived)
The idea of having a mouldy eye is utterly horrific.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 21:50,
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Seriously though, it's fascinating.This infection is resistant to all the usual treatments, so we make an unlicensed one and hope it works or she loses her eye. I don't love all aspects of my job, but there's not much arguing with that. Fingers crossed it works.
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Rating 10 on the dynamometer!(
Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 15:16,
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Christ shut up will you? Nobody's reading all this shit you type(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 15:28, archived)
I'm watching this, fuck me it's a full-on sprint down memory lanewatch.eventive.org/freeparty/play/69e9088e67d1eb283561579c
Β£6.50 to stream but I'd pay ten times that to watch it. I was at so many of the parties/festivals featured, it's extraordinary. I'd no idea there was video of most of them. Some great footage of the Treworgey Tree Fayre which I've not seen before.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 15:44,
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nobody was filming at the dingy drug infested basements i used to go to(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 17:04,
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I liked the idea of free parties, it's just the people who went to them tended to be disgusting brainwrongs.I remember driving back from the last one, pulling over so the dirty hippie girl we were giving a lift to could have a piss by the side of the road whilst my virgin mate stared at her in rapt fascination.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 17:37,
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+laid on his back under her squatting ass and(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 18:21,
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I loved the old 80s crusty free festivals I also loved raves. Combining the two brought out the absolute worst of both and I was highly miffed that parties like Castlemorton brought about the demise of 20 years of illegal festivals in the space of about a year.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 18:29,
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Still furiousthat a bunch of flids in Global Hypercolor t shirts and Travel Fox sneakers fucked up my god-given right to see Hawkwind for free at 5am, ripped to the tits on Β£1 LSD tabs
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 18:45,
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I never went to anything like that I had a very sheltered childhood
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 19:41,
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Tomorrow. Just gone 8pm here. Got a coach to Hanoi airport tomorrow at 830am. I'll definitely come back to the Nam. 3 months I'll return. Great place. People are lovely. Particularly to an old weirdo on his own. (
mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:25,
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is 3 months a visa restriction?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:41,
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I'm deeply disappointed to find there is nobody on LinkedIn named 'Guy Spatz.'I was hoping there would be so I could send him a message saying "MMMNNNEEURGH."
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:05,
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Just pick a random David and do that(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:17,
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"And here we see the Queef in its natural habitat Surrounded by upmarket cheeses and charcuterie"
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:05,
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Waitrose knows,
That Sainsburys hoes,
Have all ten fingers,
But several less toes.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:09,
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you can't say charcuterie without saying cute, also you can't say cheeses without saying heeses(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:00,
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snitches get stiches and ice cream needs freezers
if you're dairy-allergic then cheeses mean sneezes
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vladimir, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:04,
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And it's the proper stuff, made from real shark.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:09,
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FYI, everybody was kung fu fighting, hth(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:54,
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those cats were fast as lightning, hth(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:54,
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in fact it was a little bit frightening, hth(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:54,
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David is as David does I always say, fuck does that mean, no idea(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:56,
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But all i said was hello.Hello was the worst of it, I admit.
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fross Read your email on, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:48,
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I asked my girlfriend to sexually stimulate me with a set of keys but she just fobbed me off.(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:05, archived)
haha I think this is meant to be a joke guys. (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 15:37,
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I didn't know Vietnam had kingfishers. Same fast blue birds like the UK. (
mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:14,
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There’s only one king fisher in our hearts, mongy.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:37,
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That Jeremy Wade cunt. With his river monsters. How about catching 3oz fish mate, real skill ibb.co/8pZNvtg
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mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:39,
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It's what you do with it that counts. (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:44,
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One of the first words I looked up upon arrival. Intense (
mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:49,
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nobody cares about your fucking stupid fucking sprat(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:25,
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I'd like to try that joke again please. Can you do the set up again.. about you liking Air Asia or whatever it was you said.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:34,
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I thought A Little Respect was a decent single but I didn't rate the rest of their stuff.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:39,
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more of a Communards kind of guy eh, got it(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:20,
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Gouda you find that out?/Nederlandse_spreekt
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:27,
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I hate cheese.Not allergic, can tolerate small amounts of very mild/sweet ones but I loathe the smell, taste, texture, everything. I can tell if there's cheese in a dish even when cheese-lovers can't detect it. I know it's weird, I like pretty much every other food.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:28, archived)
my life would be a very noticable percentage fewer enjoyable if it did not contain cheese(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:45,
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All cheese tastes the same(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:37,
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What the fuck is wrong with you two wrongheaded cheesemongs?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:46,
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I slightly enjoyed them They kept things moving, if nothing else.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 22:32,
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It was just as I thought it would beI sat next to the Duchess at tea.
Her rumblings abdominal were truly abominable
And everyone thought it was me :'(
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Thank goodness you're here! Nobody appreciated my Air Asia joke :'-((
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 22:44,
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I can't find it, did it get rubbed out?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 22:46,
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afternoon morning(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 12:36,
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That's too many(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 15:35,
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Greetings Cheers(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 12:38,
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Is it that time already?(
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 13:09,
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Dick Van Dyke and Dickie Attenborough are still aliveCoincidence? I think not.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 3 Jun 2026, 13:54,
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One foot in the Dave(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 16:38,
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Everybody's Dave, Dave(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 19:07,
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Richard Attenborough David years ago m8?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 16:35,
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So whatSo what
So what So what you boring old cunt
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 9:31,
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Clearly you never played the version of CivThat had the aggressive Jewish Ghandi
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 10:40,
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he guru and guru and he is very tall(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 15:48,
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PIN THIS PLEASEb3ta.com/talk/8476755
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 10:45,
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I've not fridge to stick it on , but I'm proud of you. ( Wtf is he going on about?).(
mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 11:52,
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Right, ok mongy, just for you and because jokes are always much funnier when you explain them:www.youtube.com/watch?v=x34icYC8zA0
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 12:17,
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My apologies to anyone who turned gay from clicking that link(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 12:22,
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I bored your nan's old cunt if you know what I mean(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 12:24,
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The best of nights to you, too β€οΈ (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 23:02,
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What's the temp there now?lovely cool 19c here, got the back door open
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 1:58,
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is that "feels like" temp due to humidity? The hottest temp I know for sure I've been in was just over 40c in Florida, and that was really hard going. Your day is starting out feeling that hot.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Says humidity 72%, I'm unsure how the judge the real feel. Just what Google weather says about Trang An (
mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2026, 3:23,
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I am so sick of this constant zone shaming (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 20:01,
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I might raise a people's army to free Indo china. that's not been done has it ?(
mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 20:46,
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Yes, but it was long enough ago that it would probably be cool again if you wanted to have another go now.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 Jun 2026, 22:12,
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No, but I appreciate the sentiment(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 13:07,
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How are you traveling to Thailand?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 13:11,
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Air Asia are OK, I think.I went on a Lao Airlines flight 20 years ago, sitting next to an American girl who was terrified of flying. I read the safety card, which said 'your lifejacket is under your seat'. I felt under my seat, and there was fuck-all there. I didn't tell her.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 15:13, archived)
Gonna die you probably might. Had to book a bus to Laos as a forward journey. Strict now on forward travels. 25 years ago they didn't csre(
mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 15:44,
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and a little respect(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 23:09,
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I didn’t vote for a hard Brexit just so we have to share a time zone range with the EU(
Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 13:47,
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Mngnngngngmgngggm *BELM*just needed to get that out there.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 14:04,
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KnackeredI've had two days off work since 21st May
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 14:45,
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that's not enough days offare you still market trading?
Edit: I just looked at my calendar, I've only had two days off since the 20th and I next get a day off on Friday. Don't be a fanny
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Mixture of market and back of house11hr days on my feet tho m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 17:13,
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Absolutely fuming He had to go to work today and he looks a complete tit
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 16:48,
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Today and tomorrow, there are flowers available at the front of the clubhouse, if you want to come and take a few to plant in your home.They had grass seed last year but I forgot to inform the group, sorry
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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AFTRNN- waiting on a video appointment with my NHS mentalist. "They'll send me a link to join just before the start."
So far, I'm expecting the whole rest of the day to be a write off.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 12:30,
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Well here i am finally finished that appointment- and all i've learned is: yes, i am mental, and i drink too much to be allowed the medication.
This being the medication that might help me cut down on my drinking.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 16:14,
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I hope he goes to /links(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 23:19,
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Official Upset, Online thread ®οΈTell the internet whatβs got you upset
alt: afternoon
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 12:29,
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My nail polish got chipped.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 12:47,
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I fucking HATE IT when bored people shitpost on thriving forum '/talk'.(, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 12:55, archived)
I'll do no such thing, good day sir(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 13:06,
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I get upset at virtually anything tbh
I can cry at for instance a happy dog, or someone throwing their litter accurately into a bin and then doing a secret smile to themselves, or brief overheard snippets of other people's lives as they chat in cafΓ©s. I am very special please pat me on the head
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vladimir, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 13:41,
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the cunt that concreted the edgers i had to get under todaySo well they expected them to last past world war 7
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 2 Jun 2026, 19:18,
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