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Hi weehole's
Queef Smegwin is here. So is the weekend, woo yay and so on.

Work 2moz, then might check out Uncle Hon's BBQ Sun. Supposed to be gr8.

U
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 15:34, archived)
Lol blanked

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 16:09, archived)
Hi richard

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 16:30, archived)
"Gianni Infantino has the formal endorsement of more than 200 countries for re-election as Fifa’s president"
-o -rie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 16:33, archived)
Doing some music playing with some people
A couple of the tunes are modern. They're okay.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 16:37, archived)
High queefs, also working tomoz, there's a comedy club down the road, might go and see what it's like, after I've stuck my winky up a weimaraner obvs

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 17:49, archived)

schnitzel up a schnauzer
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 18:26, archived)
🐢🔌

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 18:34, archived)
beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 20:25, archived)
I know, I know it's serious

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 19:56, archived)
Oh fuck hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 20:24, archived)
me so Hony

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 18:34, archived)
mildly acceptable afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 12:13, archived)
Hiyas xx

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 12:43, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 12:47, archived)
Would you like me to sanity-check that for you?
alt: alright
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 12:53, archived)
my sanity has long since departed

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 12:59, archived)
race condition, corner case, mine too Cheers, currently in its place are silly buzzwords used by large language models to describe mundane things

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 13:39, archived)
Absolutely seriously, I recently read about a study which concluded that the people who use the most buzzwords are most often the least technically capable
While I've always suspected that, nice to see my bias confirmed by, er, the internet
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 13:42, archived)
Idea for a single-page site, iknewit.com, just a page that says YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG
(If you want a tripwire for future-you: a quick sanity check when something scheduled isn't firing is to grep . . . etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 13:45, archived)
TEN DOLLARS AND I'LL DO IT

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 14:33, archived)
That's a days food and drink. Too expensive for me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 14:44, archived)
How's the food been, no upsets?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 16:27, archived)
Only a big Mac , went straight thru

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 17:15, archived)
haha fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 23:05, archived)
I'm sorry, you don't even appear to know any buzzwords

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 16:22, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 12:59, archived)
Word

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 13:00, archived)
Beers with cheers
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 13:38, archived)
I'm in the red lion

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 14:09, archived)
Home Alone 2: Life Lost in New York

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 14:09, archived)
good morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 5:18, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 5:21, archived)
we're the wide awake club

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 5:25, archived)
I can’t get no sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 5:29, archived)
isfaction

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 5:56, archived)
A marching band woke me up at 9am. That's a first

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 5:33, archived)
i hope they were colombian

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 5:47, archived)
Sounds unlikely, given that mongy is in Southeast Asia.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jul 2026, 7:39, archived)
Yeah they were definitely Thai school kids

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 7:41, archived)
Well there we go then.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jul 2026, 9:46, archived)
*groucho eyebrow waggle*

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 12:03, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 9:10, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 9:24, archived)
at my eldest's graduation ceremony :)

(piss and shit, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 10:39, archived)
CONGRATULATIONS FABULOUS ACHIEVEMENT

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 11:07, archived)

Obviously your eldest hasn't done so badly either
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 11:07, archived)
thanks babes xxx

(piss and shit, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 12:19, archived)
now you are old forever

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 11:14, archived)
I already was

(piss and shit, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 12:19, archived)
yes, you were, but now you are

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 13:49, archived)
Good Evening

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 21:37, archived)
It's coming hard, it's coming hard, it's coming
My knob's coming hard

3 pubes on a scrote
Purple bellend gleaming
Girthy meaty spurts
All the ladies screaming!

Sorry, I mean good evening Vlad
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 21:48, archived)
gosh
- so you fancy those Argies for the win?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 22:06, archived)
I would like to see Spain win
fresh lads full of joy rather than cynical wily old fuckers. They're boring. Move over grandads
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 22:16, archived)
yeah and we gaven't won it since 2010
iy's definitely our turn again. their turn, i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 23:35, archived)
:) that's the spirit

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 1:01, archived)
i was living there when they, we, won it in 2010. was gud.
yo soy Español! yo soy Español! yo soy Español! was the chant
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 5:22, archived)
^soy-boy

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jul 2026, 9:47, archived)
Oh that must have been spectacular

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 11:08, archived)
either work, Chundy old boy, either work

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 22:14, archived)
WHAT

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 22:57, archived)
ARSEHOLE.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 23:15, archived)
Hullo knobkin's
How's it going? Bit warm here, by which I of course mean I've just pissed my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 14:34, archived)
Are knobkin's a subculture of individuals who identify, either partially or entirely, as knob's?
Asking for a friend.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 14:51, archived)
Don't pretend you don't know m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 15:40, archived)
Better than someone else pissing your pants
that's just plain rude.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 15:05, archived)
Spose

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 15:43, archived)
let's not be too hasty here

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 16:53, archived)
yes some people would pay good money for that

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 17:32, archived)
TEN DOLLARS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 18:25, archived)
Sniff my peptides
I mean, hi!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 15:33, archived)
Smell my bell
Sorry, I meant 'hi pal'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 15:43, archived)
alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 15:44, archived)
Get effed

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 15:47, archived)
Way ahead of you

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 15:48, archived)
Bit warm here too
because I have shat, profusely, into my undies. Not to one-up you or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 15:54, archived)
Happiness is a warm gusset

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)
Ha, penis

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 16:00, archived)
The greatest gift, that I possess

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 16:02, archived)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 16:29, archived)
High queefs, bit toasty here
by which I of course mean I've stuck my knoblet in the toaster
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 15:56, archived)
I love the smell of burning pubes
Nick Lowezzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 16:00, archived)
DHL are really getting on my knoblet

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 16:38, archived)
Better than Evri m8
Low bar, but true
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 16:56, archived)
It's a bit warm here too
by which of course I mean that I am being turned slowly on an infernal rack in one of the lower pits of hell
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 16:55, archived)
I was chuffed to bits to see the Hieronymous Bosch room at the Prado a few weeks back
Didn't know they also had Goya's Saturn Devouring his Son too. Excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 16:59, archived)
I'm having a hieronymous bosch as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 16:59, archived)
he makes a good drill

(piss and shit, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 17:39, archived)
A man of many talents

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 18:15, archived)
you don't know what you're torquing about

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 18:36, archived)
Bit rude

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 18:37, archived)
sorry chuck

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 21:21, archived)
Cool, I hope he did Guaglione

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 18:27, archived)
not a fan of avocado, myself

(piss and shit, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 19:11, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 22:16, archived)
I liked the detective books

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 18:35, archived)
Oh wow
Was that a viscerally upsetting picture to be in proximity to
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 21:16, archived)
It really was

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 10:22, archived)
afternoon

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 13:54, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 18:25, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 7:37, archived)
morning, morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 7:58, archived)
Cheers, Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 16 Jul 2026, 8:01, archived)
The buttons fallen off
the fly of my boxers
and my knoblet keeps falling out
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 8:34, archived)
morning, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 8:37, archived)
my knob's fallen off
let's box a fly
out of a button
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 8:42, archived)
Gianni Infantino looks like the bastard offspring of William Hague and that terrifying Kinder Egg from the advert

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 10:55, archived)
If you crack his head open it's full of liquid gold! If he thinks really hard he can reabsorb it then shit out a peace prize two days later!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 10:59, archived)
I'VE LAID YOU A BEAUTIFUL PRIZE MISTER PRESIDENT, FROM MY HAGUE-KINDER CLOACA

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 11:03, archived)
Chickens lay eggs, eggs lay prizes
This sounds like a game show waiting to be made, I'll devise it now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 11:05, archived)
That's kinder eggs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 11:36, archived)
Ballfoot. Now there's a game.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:03, archived)

it's epic
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:25, archived)

come on lads. just this once
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:26, archived)

never mind the fifteenth player or whatever number it is on their squad
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:26, archived)
sure, it's a challenging wank for a mainly hetero chap
- but footie's full of barely contained homoeroticism, so it's what they would have wanted i guess
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:45, archived)
It's got "ball" in the name, after all.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:34, archived)
Phoowar!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 12:09, archived)
Ok I'm watching. One of the football men just fell down and the referee made a face.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:50, archived)
Oh. Everyone is making a face now

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:54, archived)
the f in football stands for face

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:12, archived)
actually the f stands for fail

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 0:47, archived)
and what does fail stand for? that's right it stands for First Attempt In Learning

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 0:49, archived)

face FALKLAND ISLANDS
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 13:02, archived)
That argentina goal was superb

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:52, archived)
Didn't even use his hands, most impressive

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:56, archived)
That's what she said!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:10, archived)
lol football fail

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:04, archived)
O diar. Am drueni. Mor drist. Dim ots.

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:08, archived)
Oh well, I would have preferred England to win but they didn't, oh well

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:18, archived)
Eleazar Obi: Off the pitch, does Argentina have Nigerian playing for them ?
Mary Rose Galvez: Eleazar Obi - only Argentinean
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:22, archived)
Argentina have a MacAllister playing for them, mad

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:26, archived)
That woman in The Secret In Their Eyes was called Hastings and said "it's Scottish", it's woke immigration gone PC.
N.B. I'm talking about the Argentinian film which is an absolute classic, not the Hollywood remake which I haven't even seen because why the fuck
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:39, archived)
alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:17, archived)
ARE YOU STILL HERE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:21, archived)
I deleted my account yonks ago, do keep up.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:28, archived)
Everybody's deleted their account, Dave.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:37, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:40, archived)
Are you actually asking?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:32, archived)
afternoon, morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:39, archived)
Sent you a v important gaz

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:48, archived)
my money is on 'Sent you a'
they're in good form this season
(piss and shit, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 14:01, archived)
come on you gazzes!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 14:04, archived)
COME ON BARRY

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 17:50, archived)

mew
(piss and shit, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 20:04, archived)
viz, maybe yours

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 14:42, archived)
Vigaz
With a soft g
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:21, archived)
I could have sworn there was a thread on /links where some guy was smearing charcoal over his gums to filter out impurities in the air.
No, you're right that would be totally insane, I must have misremembered.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:28, archived)
SOUND THE DELETION HORN

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:34, archived)
Removing Internet posts because they may harm your upcoming court case is ok I think

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:37, archived)
oh good that's a reliefNO REASON FORGET I SAID ANYTHING

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 17:03, archived)
I just hope nobody still had /links open on another tab and was able to screengrab it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 17:38, archived)
They can handle the helmet, they can't handle the black teeth.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:00, archived)
Terrible racism against people with charcoal in their mouths :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:19, archived)
negative blackface

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 19:16, archived)
picks up the ricezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 19:26, archived)
lol horn

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:39, archived)
no not the lol horn, the DELETION HORN, can't you read

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:20, archived)
rofl trombone

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:48, archived)
parp

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:49, archived)
No, you may not have a brass rubbing of my puckered hoop
And also no to your other question
Soz, I rarely read gazes
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 14:59, archived)
My feelings are hurt by this.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 15:26, archived)
sending thoughts and prayers m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:39, archived)

a br an
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:33, archived)
alright supergrass

(piss and shit, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:44, archived)
Alright piss you fucking miserable cunt

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 14:10, archived)
especially so today
house sale stress is through the fucking roof
(piss and shit, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:21, archived)
Well that's going to significantly reduce the value

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:22, archived)
FEWER

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:22, archived)
I started a business converting lofts into boats
sales are through the roof
(piss and shit, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:25, archived)
I've started a retail business in a building which has no doors or windows, however it does have a skylight

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 17:40, archived)
I think you might need to workshop that joke a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:41, archived)
I started a joke workshop, all the tools are made of rubber and there are whoopee cushions on all the stools

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:47, archived)
-workshop, all the tools are made of rubber and there are whoopee cushions on all the stools
+which started the whole world crying
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:49, archived)
-a joke workshop, all the tools are made of rubber and there are whoopee cushions on all the stools +something, typical me typical me typical me

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 19:13, archived)
- a joke workshop, all the tools are made of rubber and there are whoopee cushions on all the stools
+ something I couldn't fi
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 19:29, archived)
+ and clowns at ALL other tables

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 20:02, archived)
TEN DOLLAR TAP TAP TAP

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 20:21, archived)
WHOOOPEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:24, archived)
I've booked a sleeper train to Bangkok. I feel at 50+ I might regret this.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 14:14, archived)
If you're gonna bang 50+ cocks on a train I doubt you'll be getting much sleep

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:24, archived)
I HAVE HAD IT WITH FUCKING THESE COCKS ON THIS FUCKING TRAIN

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:33, archived)

actual lol
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 21:25, archived)
you might catch a tuk tuk

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:33, archived)
Tukky Tukky 10 dorrah?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:36, archived)
TEN DOLLARS NOW

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 17:40, archived)
( ( ( [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 17:43, archived)
Is this a bitcoin?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:19, archived)
you wont know until you try

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:15, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:15, archived)
Hi Will

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:36, archived)
Level with me Will

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:53, archived)
*levels*

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:58, archived)
🎚️👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 23:31, archived)
morning.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 5:23, archived)
mořning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 5:29, archived)
5 hours sleep again. feel ok tho, woke up 5 mins before alarm which is always nice for beating sleep inertia.
time for more coffee
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 5:32, archived)
*lack of sleep fives*
Early morning gym session now
#wellness
#shutupm8
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 5:39, archived)
Do say hi to jim for me

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 6:01, archived)
Jim says hi and asked why you never call

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 8:31, archived)
My daughter is 18 today
A day of reflection and drunken misery awaits, dibnah eh eff
#bellmess
#shutupm8
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 6:03, archived)
smeg

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 7:59, archived)
A day of reflection and drunken misery await who? You or her? Or both?
share the unhappiness, that's what families are for!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 9:04, archived)
18 is the perfect age at which to embark on a lifelong journey of drunken misery.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jul 2026, 9:24, archived)
I like your positive messaging but we all know 18 is leaving it a bit late

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 11:31, archived)
All right spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 12:08, archived)
to start drinking

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:02, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:09, archived)

Aww heck if I remember correctly
Even the wise cannot see all ends
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 9:16, archived)
They can see this one, though.
*retracts*
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jul 2026, 9:25, archived)
do you want to get banned from the park AGAIN

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 11:36, archived)
the wise don't try, vlad

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 11:31, archived)
amen

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 11:36, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 6:59, archived)
aardvaak

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 7:59, archived)
MiseryCute

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 8:27, archived)
MiseryCunt

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 7:21, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 7:59, archived)
No need for that level of hostility mate.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 8:38, archived)
TAINTPONG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 10:27, archived)
Invented by the French, it was originally known as "guffe-waffe"

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 11:24, archived)
I think I'm round the corner

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 12:06, archived)
GOOD EVENING

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 20:37, archived)
oh fuck off

(piss and shit, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 20:44, archived)
After you.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 20:44, archived)
TEN DOLLARS NOW

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 22:08, archived)
IT'S JUST BUSINESS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 1:15, archived)
I'll do it for 9, that's why they call me, mofaha
This is my outfit. I'm the swarthy one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 1:13, archived)
is that R1D1?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 11:45, archived)
sure, you just use a little drop and it stops the squeaking

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:01, archived)
FOR TEN DOLLARS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 13:04, archived)
I TARIFF YOU, YOU STAY TARIFFED

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 17:44, archived)
moths just coming out now

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 21:02, archived)
bees still, erm, busy, but the butterflies have turned in now
over to the evening shift
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 21:03, archived)
swifts are still making great sweeping screaming passes across the sky as it deepens into its late colours

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 21:04, archived)
swifts seldom make passes at bugs who wear glasses

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 21:05, archived)
Stop talking such utter bullfeathers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 22:08, archived)
Alright, Zack de la Rocha.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Jul 2026, 22:40, archived)

Zack de la Rocha Billy Bragg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 10:28, archived)
A flock of storks/ herons , leggy Thai birds roosted in my tree yesterday. Big old birds

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 0:00, archived)
I saw a night heron in a tree in Florida once, it sounded like someone thrashing about with an open umbrella when it landed
ungainly fucking things
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 1:11, archived)
They are basically dinosaurs, I love them

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 6:38, archived)
I'd like to associate myself with these sentiments

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 9:17, archived)
afternoon

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 13:24, archived)
Lol blanked

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 14:35, archived)
BWC sausages m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 14:38, archived)
The "BWC Spiced Lamb Sausage Bun" is a signature menu item at the Black Wheat Club, a micro-bakery and bistro in York, UK.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 14:51, archived)
Try the Kings Fingers, they're fingerking great!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 14:52, archived)
Oh, is that what BWC stands for?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 14:53, archived)
possibly, goggle's ai came up with this. i suspect it's true because it knows where i am but didn't try to immediately recommend something local

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 15:13, archived)
No worries, I found something local

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 16:47, archived)
TEN DOLLARS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 18:24, archived)
( ( ( [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 21:59, archived)
this gives me an idea for a show about a ten dollar bill and his adventures each week with different owners

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 22:04, archived)
It's called Ten Dollar Bill

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 22:04, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 16:19, archived)
The fucking nerve...
b3ta user "morning", trying to make an "afternoon" thread. ffs. This place is beyond repair.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 15:33, archived)
it's ironic, it's postmodern

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 15:40, archived)
it's 10,000 spoons, but they're those designey ones that nobody can figure out how to use

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 15:41, archived)
You better not be wearing shorts while you make this complaint, Trouser.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 16:10, archived)
short trousers are still trousers, trouser

(piss and shit, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 19:11, archived)
Trouser's trousers, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 22:02, archived)
Don't be absurd!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 8:53, archived)
DAVE TROUSER

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 16:20, archived)
elo vlad

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 8:53, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 5:51, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 5:57, archived)
invisible wizard
- AIDIR?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 7:07, archived)
Gandalf the Transparent

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 11:43, archived)
Invisbit

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 12:33, archived)
Anyone famous dead today?

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:07, archived)
When Jay Kay carks it, I bagsy posting 'Deeper Underground' to mark the occasion.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:18, archived)
Little Hell

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:34, archived)
JamiroDIE

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:52, archived)
Doomed to repeat the same puns forever
b3ta.com/talk/8469723
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:53, archived)
You only have to bagsy something once, not every fucking month

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:56, archived)
OLIVIA NEWTON GONE

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:57, archived)
Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 9:16, archived)
Morgue Freeman

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 9:16, archived)
Morgone Free-at-last-man
/ac
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 12:21, archived)
Morning?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:34, archived)
The cat just came in, jumped on my desk, nosed around
and did a really vile fart that's lingering long after he's left the room.

Little bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 9:40, archived)
That was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 9:42, archived)
You need to cut down on the cheap cat food

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 12:50, archived)
+get some exercise

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 12:51, archived)
PURRKLIFE

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 13:01, archived)
by Purr

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 13:07, archived)
This Is A Claw

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 13:10, archived)
Fur Tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 13:17, archived)
Modern 9 Lives Are Rubbish

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 13:38, archived)
Country Housecat

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 13:54, archived)
Trimm Tabby

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 14:11, archived)
Evening :)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 21:41, archived)
Hi

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 21:42, archived)
HI

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 21:45, archived)
CHARCOAL POWDER. 10 DOLLARS NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 1:03, archived)
OH NO MY TEETH ARE CHARCOAL DO YOU OFFER A CLEANING SERVICE

| |          | | | |    
| |_ ___  ___| |_| |__  
| __/ _ \/ _ \ __| '_ \ 
| ||  __/  __/ |_| | | |
 \__\___|\___|\__|_| |_|

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 1:44, archived)
Where's hedgy? This charcoal powder contains 32.81% detox, it says here.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 1:48, archived)
Rub it on your teeth for maximum detox, removes 0.042% of airborne toxins

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 6:11, archived)

teeth bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Jul 2026, 10:06, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 15:17, archived)
yes
- lovely, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 22:15, archived)
afternoon

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 13:31, archived)
Morning is wishing us a good afternoon?!
Consider my melon well and truly twisted!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 13:37, archived)
^ Sean Ryder before he tried drugs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 13:50, archived)
Seeing as you enjoy poking mentals so much
b3ta.com/links/How_to_defend_yourself_from_personal_attacks_and_gaslighting
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:22, archived)
don't be mean to the person that posted my most favourite ever reply on b3ta

(piss and shit, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:48, archived)
What was that?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 20:30, archived)
this reply to an unidentified links hard man that I must have on ignore
b3ta.com/links/1633138
(piss and shit, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 20:35, archived)
oh no oh no I love everyone replying here what do I do

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 21:45, archived)
I saw that post.
I'm not watching that video (or parts 2 to 5), and I'm going to make myself as tiny and quiet as possible until the OP goes away.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:11, archived)
OK, I caved

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:19, archived)
Ha shit, I only just noticed he edited his post.
Charcoal powder, wtf
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:29, archived)
Yes that's why I was surprised not to see a reply from you.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:49, archived)
"jonbob" has me on 2.0, the touchy prick

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 6:12, archived)
I wish "cumqaat may" would also put me on 2.0,
the insufferably verbose know-all
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 6:14, archived)
I did not watch the video
But fucking hell what a thread.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 1:03, archived)
I watched about 30 painful seconds, he's very obviously toxic to deal with

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 1:42, archived)
watching a small bit of it has fucked my youtube suggestions

(piss and shit, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:51, archived)

morning: afternoon
everyone: wait what
morning: 😎
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 14:47, archived)
hi vlad, I replied to your saturday post, in case you don't scroll down
b3ta.com/talk/8480138
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 15:08, archived)
Actually I didn't know wtfywboa but the pics brought it right back, I have definitely read #3
On closer inspection was #1 I read.
Aaaand I think I just remembered where I saw it, kept in the toilet in a UK place where I stayed.
I've lived here so long that "in the toilet" when used figuratively sounds unpleasant to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 15:46, archived)
I think it was one of those book series
where every UK household had at least one of them in the 80s, probably a Christmas present
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 16:09, archived)
Didn't it get a bit soggy?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:04, archived)
couldn't bring myself to type loo

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:34, archived)
What's wrong with "bog"?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:29, archived)

awww yesss nigel rees \o/
I think someone told it me, I don't remember reading it in one of his
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:13, archived)

maybe they read it in there
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:14, archived)

lol tho
Fucque Braque
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:17, archived)
Or someone who read it told them,
there's no way of knowing how deep this rabbit hole goes
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:24, archived)

Rabbit burrows typically reach depths of 1 to 3 feet underground, but can extend down to 10 feet in complex networks called "warrens". Tunnels can span up to 150 feet long and feature multiple chambers for nesting and escaping danger. In contrast, simple nesting holes are usually only 6 to 10 inches deep
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:43, archived)

Rabbit burrows typically reach depths of 1 to 3 feet underground, but can extend down to 10 feet in complex networks called "
what do call a man with rabbits on his head?
s". Tunnels can span up to 150 feet long and feature multiple chambers for nesting and escaping danger. In contrast, simple nesting holes are usually only 6 to 10 inches deep
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:14, archived)
I'm in absolute bits at this tysm

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 21:46, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:00, archived)
Cheers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:19, archived)
Gunt up the jam, gunt it up
While your gunt is stompin'
And the jam is guntin'
Look ahead, the gunt is jumpin'
Gunt it up a little more
Get the party goin' on the gunt floor
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 20:41, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 7:47, archived)
I can't think of any good Sam Neill death puns,
and I really can't be arsed dredging through his filmography to come up with one.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 7:55, archived)
Have some respect please, a man has died.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 8:16, archived)
It's OK, we just need to find a mosquito that sucked his blood and then we can clone him.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 8:25, archived)
They can now extract intact DNA from human remains that are thousands of years old.
So if you want to clone Sam Neill, you'd have no trouble at all collecting DNA directly from his body, given that he's only been dead for a few hours.

Hth
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:17, archived)
You're right, we can just use some Neill.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:20, archived)
Hedgehog, after careful consideration, I've decided, not to endorse your park.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:10, archived)
Jurassic Cark, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:02, archived)
👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 11:53, archived)
Death finds a way!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 12:02, archived)
Event Horizombie

(piss and shit, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:31, archived)
(Ambulance) Sirens

(piss and shit, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:32, archived)
Very Peaky Blinders

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:51, archived)
The Pianuuurgh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 10:20, archived)
The Hunt For Dead New Zealander

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 11:29, archived)
Sam Keeled over

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 13:04, archived)
E' went horizgone

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 13:25, archived)
The 12 Inch Pianist

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Jul 2026, 14:41, archived)
morning Tea

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 7:55, archived)
Morning, Vizzy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:47, archived)
M’ning

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 8:19, archived)
M'lady.
*doffs trilby*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:11, archived)
M'ong

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 14:44, archived)
Mongychops should hang out with these people.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hmong_people

They might accept him as a long-lost relative.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:06, archived)
Catchphrase: don't worry, you're hmong friends!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:41, archived)
Moriboobs

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 10:05, archived)
Borning Mitches

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Jul 2026, 10:14, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 12:05, archived)
Good evening.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 21:27, archived)
good evening, morning

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 22:02, archived)
Good evening morning, although I think it's almost morning where you are morning, but still; morning, I mean evening
actually sorry morning, if it's not almost morning where you are, morning, at least we can agree it's evening now, morning
unless it's morning where you are now, morning? ive run out of punctuation
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 23:03, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 23:59, archived)
morning alright

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 0:17, archived)
Not you.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 0:30, archived)
morning!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 0:40, archived)
alright morning Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 0:40, archived)
Sam Kneel

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 7:10, archived)
Jurassic Carked

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 7:11, archived)
Dead Calm

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 7:24, archived)
Memoirs of a Dead Man

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 7:35, archived)
Afternoon
Just seen some wheelchair tennis guy called Giant Mystery at Wimbledon.

Supposedly it's spelled Jayant Mistry, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:42, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:56, archived)
555
That's hahaha in Thai
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 13:20, archived)
888
That’s teletext subtitles in 1995
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 15:47, archived)
666
that's the phone number for the australian police
(piss and shit, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 15:55, archived)
-666 +whoop whoop

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 19:49, archived)
3^5.286799128219
that's the magic numbers
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 19:59, archived)
that took fucking ages by trial and error adding more numbers past the point
to get it exactly right. maths is not my strong suit
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 20:02, archived)
Wan Hung Low

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 12 Jul 2026, 13:59, archived)
Whodja Knickerbollockoff

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 12 Jul 2026, 14:00, archived)
Dean Windass

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 14:45, archived)
Danny Shittu

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 14:45, archived)
Joey Buttafuoco

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 18:33, archived)
Bum Farto

(piss and shit, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 18:57, archived)
Anita Pugh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 19:47, archived)
Mustapha Dump

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 19:52, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 4:31, archived)
Hello mc

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 7:51, archived)
Hi

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 7:51, archived)
omg surprise Rorschach! what do you see?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_chicken#/media/File:Fried-Chicken-Set.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 8:50, archived)
Tasty tasty chicken. Not had that for a month

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 8:57, archived)
Mongy x

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:02, archived)
Alright vlad my man.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:18, archived)
top right is a horsey
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/98726/1783845239/FriedChickenSet.jpg
(piss and shit, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:31, archived)
yesssss that's what I saw

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 10:23, archived)

kentucky freud chicken...it's motherfuckin' good
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 10:23, archived)
Oh vg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:13, archived)
I heard it somewhere, I didn't make this up, f everyone's i

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 22:02, archived)
I read it in a book of funny graffiti examples that my parents had about 35 years ago, hth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:02, archived)
Confirmed, it was one of Nigel Rees's books
stronglang.wordpress.com/2016/09/12/before-twitter-there-were-reess-pieces/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:07, archived)
dead birds wearing a disguise

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 11:28, archived)
Ooh I like it
Chicken Zorro
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 11:48, archived)
they're tiny little corpses vlad, people eat them, I'm serious, I've seen proof

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:53, archived)
aiiiieeee

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 13:03, archived)
I'm moving house and packing all my shit.
Failing miserably to do life laundry and declutter

but I have given away my accordion :(
(piss and shit, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:30, archived)
^shit-packer

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:38, archived)
don't move the house, just take your stuff and go somewhere else

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 11:29, archived)
shush you

(piss and shit, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 15:02, archived)
mild bullying :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 15:15, archived)
I thought of 'Intuney Hopkins' last night for that album drop thing.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:34, archived)
I’d have gone with Silence of the Brahms

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 10:02, archived)
The Elephant Man Parrish

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 10:18, archived)
👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 17:47, archived)
Lindsey Won't-see-another-dayham

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:39, archived)
Lindsey Grave-ham

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 11:16, archived)
50p+

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:13, archived)
-p +c

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:46, archived)
Farewell to Lindsay 'maybe they'll make a deal if you hurt them enough' Graham, may he rest in peace

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:49, archived)
They think it's all Olaf

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 22:42, archived)
Garbage were fucking amazing, fuck whatever this football is

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 23:19, archived)
Oh right, it's on now.
Hope you all enjoy it. Wife's watching Pretty Woman on BBC1, one of her favourites despite it appearing to be an immensely weird, creepy film about rich men controlling female sex slaves.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 23:57, archived)
What's wrong with being sexy?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 12 Jul 2026, 1:17, archived)
what's wrong with being slave-y?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 0:19, archived)
It's a terrific film, end of

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 7:51, archived)
It is now!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 7:50, archived)

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