Afternoon
Just seen some wheelchair tennis guy called Giant Mystery at Wimbledon.

Supposedly it's spelled Jayant Mistry, though.
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:42, archived)

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( Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:56, archived)

555
That's hahaha in Thai
( mongychops, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 13:20, archived)

888
That’s teletext subtitles in 1995
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 15:47, archived)

666
that's the phone number for the australian police
(piss and shit, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 15:55, archived)

-666 +whoop whoop

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 19:49, archived)

3^5.286799128219
that's the magic numbers
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 19:59, archived)

that took fucking ages by trial and error adding more numbers past the point
to get it exactly right. maths is not my strong suit
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 20:02, archived)

Wan Hung Low

( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 12 Jul 2026, 13:59, archived)

Whodja Knickerbollockoff

( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 12 Jul 2026, 14:00, archived)

Dean Windass

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 14:45, archived)

Danny Shittu

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 14:45, archived)

Joey Buttafuoco

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 18:33, archived)

Bum Farto

(piss and shit, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 18:57, archived)

Anita Pugh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 19:47, archived)

Mustapha Dump

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 19:52, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 4:31, archived)

Hello mc

( vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 7:51, archived)

Hi

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 7:51, archived)

omg surprise Rorschach! what do you see?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_chicken#/media/File:Fried-Chicken-Set.jpg
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 8:50, archived)

Tasty tasty chicken. Not had that for a month

( mongychops, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 8:57, archived)

Mongy x

( vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:02, archived)

Alright vlad my man.

( mongychops, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:18, archived)

top right is a horsey
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/98726/1783845239/FriedChickenSet.jpg
(piss and shit, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:31, archived)

yesssss that's what I saw

( vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 10:23, archived)

kentucky freud chicken...it's motherfuckin' good
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 10:23, archived)

Oh vg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:13, archived)

I heard it somewhere, I didn't make this up, f everyone's i

( vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 22:02, archived)

I read it in a book of funny graffiti examples that my parents had about 35 years ago, hth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:02, archived)

Confirmed, it was one of Nigel Rees's books
stronglang.wordpress.com/2016/09/12/before-twitter-there-were-reess-pieces/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:07, archived)

dead birds wearing a disguise

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 11:28, archived)

Ooh I like it
Chicken Zorro
( vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 11:48, archived)

they're tiny little corpses vlad, people eat them, I'm serious, I've seen proof

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:53, archived)

aiiiieeee

( vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 13:03, archived)

I'm moving house and packing all my shit.
Failing miserably to do life laundry and declutter

but I have given away my accordion :(
(piss and shit, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:30, archived)

^shit-packer

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:38, archived)

don't move the house, just take your stuff and go somewhere else

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 11:29, archived)

shush you

(piss and shit, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 15:02, archived)

mild bullying :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 15:15, archived)

I thought of 'Intuney Hopkins' last night for that album drop thing.

( .Yeti., Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:34, archived)

I’d have gone with Silence of the Brahms

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 10:02, archived)

The Elephant Man Parrish

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 10:18, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 17:47, archived)

Lindsey Won't-see-another-dayham

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 9:39, archived)

Lindsey Grave-ham

( $$ ✅, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 11:16, archived)

50p+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:13, archived)

-p +c

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:46, archived)

Farewell to Lindsay 'maybe they'll make a deal if you hurt them enough' Graham, may he rest in peace

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 12:49, archived)

They think it's all Olaf

( vladimir, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 22:42, archived)

Garbage were fucking amazing, fuck whatever this football is

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 23:19, archived)

Oh right, it's on now.
Hope you all enjoy it. Wife's watching Pretty Woman on BBC1, one of her favourites despite it appearing to be an immensely weird, creepy film about rich men controlling female sex slaves.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 11 Jul 2026, 23:57, archived)

What's wrong with being sexy?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 12 Jul 2026, 1:17, archived)

what's wrong with being slave-y?

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 0:19, archived)

It's a terrific film, end of

( vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 7:51, archived)

It is now!

( vladimir, Sun 12 Jul 2026, 7:50, archived)