Still hot in the UK? I suppose I could look it up. Who has the time (
mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 8:16,
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I do if you've got the place, babysorry. I don't know where that came from.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 8:41,
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MorningTwo very excited, happy cats here. They're running from the garden into the house, chasing flies, doing fun cat things.
I think the girl cat has accepted that the boy cat is a permanent fixture, and annoying as he is, she may as well just get on with things. Butterflies to chase. Neighbours' cats to observe. Fences to sit on.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 8:45,
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every few days i have tyo charge my keyboard upwhat the fuck is wrong with the world. bring back ps/2
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 23:55,
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oh piss off you big nosed double faced bastard(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 23:58,
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All the same when you ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK ALL NIGHT LONG(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 19:59,
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Not so much 'hanging' as 'stuck to my clammy, odiferous nutsack'(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 19:37,
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I move that SCROTEPONG be recognised as the new GUNTSTENCH.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jul 2026, 19:39,
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the force of gravity distorts spacetime so that objects are accelerated toward large masses Alt: ur mum
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 21:55,
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I accelerated a large mass towards ur mum iykwim hurrhurrhurrrr
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vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 23:37,
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You know how to wizzle, don't you, Zzteve? You juzzt put your lipzz together and blow.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 12:23,
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If I zzaid you had a beautiful bodywould you hold it against me?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 13:21,
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sure of course, just let me sneak it out of this churchyard and we're good to go(
vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 13:46,
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Something something something big stiff blah blah(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:26,
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i think this has got quite out of hand(
Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 18:05,
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I learned in the 90s that the prefix "Fitz" in a surname means "illegitimate child of".People named Fitzgibbon are therefore bastard half-ape chimeras.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 9:28, archived)
There once was a Frank Beardy Beard
Who kept all La Grange in his beard.
He varnished the floors
With the sweat from the whores,
That beardy old beardy beard beard.
- E. Lear (apocryphal)
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.Yeti., Thu 23 Jul 2026, 16:11,
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 13:53,
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fuck hahahahaha I just forgot that c+p doesn't work on these things but the result is so perfect you can have it anyway
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vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:11,
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vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:11,
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youtu.be/hdZuVw29PrE?is=Wd3C-os0t31zcq3y
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:44,
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Don't see 2 can flashing his Bulgarian skinks. Bet he's not even looked (
mongychops, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 8:33,
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mentioned the other day that I sit next to a Bulgarian at work, better not ask her though, it would probably count as harassment(, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 9:20, archived)
It's the one difference between them and Australians, they'd probably call it a brassie(, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 12:10, archived)
there's a one-letter option: a, like in a-hole, maybe america will end up just talking in single letters(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 13:23,
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You already shorten "mirror" to "meer" without even changing the spelling, madness(, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 13:57, archived)
Actually, where I was raised it was mira(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 19:33,
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You must learn the correct tags for a proper strikethrough, vlad. Your post is confusing me.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 11:50,
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got to be honest with you ardy dear boy...I know them, I just couldn't be bothered x
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vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 12:30,
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That’s upsetting, I thought this was a maximum effort sort of forum.Weโre all meant to give 100% when we post here.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 12:45,
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Feels like we’ve been here before.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 7:43,
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You might think that, but I couldn't possibly comment(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 8:17,
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Another day.Another day to start all over again.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 9:01,
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word of the day: predicateyesterday's word was laser
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:05,
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Meniscus is a lovely word. Not seen thixotropic before... So that's what that's called!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 18:39,
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The gayest of afternoonies to everyone here'Gayest' in the sense of happiest obvs.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:41,
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have you ever tried bumming in the other direction?it's a blast
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 21:53,
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Not mutually exclusive (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 14:21,
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I’m having the gayest of days, gaily bringing gaiety to all.You might even call me a gaylord.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 14:26,
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Mince, then, wherever you may be,For I am the Lord of the Gay, said he!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 14:57,
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And I'll gay with you, wherever you may beeI'll bum you right up the sting, said he
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The lead singer of The Police was nicknamed 'Sting' because bee up the bum(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 15:48,
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I thought he was named after St Ing, the patron saint of gerunds.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 15:53,
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I thought it was because he glows blue when orcs are nearby.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 17:02,
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It's German, short for "Stinglangweilig"(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 21:40,
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nesting in a bumhole(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 16:25,
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Your own, personal, bees nest(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 21:38,
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Don't stand so close to bees(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 16:28,
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I don't get cocky with the bees, my dear
Don't want my bum stung on both sides
And you can see it in my pocket when I walk
Take my epipen to New York
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vladimir, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 18:55,
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you'll want to genuflect of course. Don't be embarrassed it's quite understandable. I always carry knee cushions with me for this reason
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vladimir, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 19:52,
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^The bees knees(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 21:42,
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BzzZzzZzzZZz
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morning Woke up yelling about bees. I must of been having a strange dream.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 6:37,
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Could be the beginning of a bluesy Captain Beefheart number.Woke up this mornin',
Yellin' about bees...
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 7:28,
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Currently reading Steppin' Razor: The Rebel Life of Peter Tosh by John Masouri.It's a good read, exhaustive but entertaining. Doesn't gloss over the darker sides of his character, but what a character (and talent) he was.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 18:17, archived)
strange dreams are made of this
who am I to yell of bees
I travelled the night, got in several sleeps
Well everybody wakes up screaming of something
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vladimir, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 9:58,
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Unless they mean upmost? - Topof the Monkey, on the wardrobe
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 8:44,
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Don't get me fucking started on people who say "tenderhooks."Like, why the fuck would a fucking hook be fucking tender, you fucking stupid fucking cunt?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 8:46,
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A methadone client once said to me "their security's very lapse."(, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 10:43, archived)
Well that's just typical really, isn't it.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 12:04,
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I bet they don't even require you to type in a personal PIN number(, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:13, archived)
I tried taking that stuff for a while to really get into character for a role I was playing.I call it methad acting.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 12:31,
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gunt-lickers ...Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 8:45,
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Alright. It's a Wednesday.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 9:01,
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Thanks Captain Calendar, you've saved the day again(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 9:22,
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I'm now in a hut 5 meters from a canal in Bangkok. Near floater markets apparently. I can't smell anything. (
mongychops, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 9:43,
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Not seen rats. Lizards yeah, hot earlier, storms now(
mongychops, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 11:39,
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Sometimes i get up in the night and build a pile of shoes as a kind of monument(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 15:52,
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Glad someone did, thought I'd never get that passed(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 23:08,
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I will perform this task for you next time, you must trust me, there is a small handling charge(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 23:21,
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that's the price for small handling these days ๐(โโกโ)๐๐ป(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 23:42,
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wiggy wiggy wiggy, oy oy oy(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 0:04,
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Yeah, don't bother with trains. Use planes. Cheaper and quicker (
mongychops, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 23:48,
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Are you there yet? I've lost track of how long it's been(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 0:02,
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A McDonald's serving breakfast, but without a toilet. Bad idea (
mongychops, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 0:54,
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Odyssey is pretty good, I liked it(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 20:43,
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NO YOU ARE WRONG THERE'S A PERSON OF COLOUR PLAYING THE LEAD EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE VERY ANGRY ALL THE TIME AND NOW AS WELLHelen? More like Melon. amr?
can't believe i typed that. **KLAXON** etc etc
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 21:28,
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Actor plays fictional role!- burn Hollywood! Burn!
/LeftfieldBlog
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 21:31,
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Pretty sure Matt Damon is a honky bruv(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 21:44,
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oh i'll definitely go watch it if dishy damon is in there(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 21:45,
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WHATThis is what dishy looks like
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 23:19,
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Read the news today oh boy- now I've got Climbing Up the Walls by Radiohead as an earworm.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 21:29,
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Why am I watching a documentary on the new wave of British heavy metal?It's terrible
I do have a soft spot for Saxon tho tbh
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 21:46,
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Saw a hedgehog in the garden last nightI said "fuck you, hedgey" of course
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 12:05,
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You’ll regret that when Dr Robotnik attacks the world and no-one comes to save you.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 12:07,
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Pretty sure there's a wanky fox knocking around that can help(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 12:09,
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Sacagawea!People also ask:
How much is a $1 Sacagawea coin worth?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 15:19,
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Wanky fox has wares, if you have coin.Actually no sticky wares thx
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fross Read your email on, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 15:33,
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Wanky fox, wanky foxGot a funny way of wanking
And a wacky way of chalking
Wanky fox, oh wanky fox
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 17:20,
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No it wasn't shitting in a crisp packet(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 12:10,
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Just to confirm, you're not currently on holiday in Bulgaria with me are you?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 17:18,
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was it making terrible puns about freshly dead celebrities and/or popular reggae singers?(, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 12:12, archived)
It was bullying mentally deficients for sport(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 17:38,
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A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHESwww.helpkidzlearn.com/media/2o1emdls/header-opening-up-the-world.jpg
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 17:45,
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I'm still hoping ol' charcoal-chops will reappear with part 2,he's almost certainly locked in the room next door to his legal representee now though
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do you not like hedgehogs?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 12:23,
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you on the train yet? i can't remember the details i just remember train 13 hours(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 6:49,
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Nah got 3 odd hours to kill. I'm in the pub . Get the train at 3.30. apparently it's no smoking. Fucking shit (
mongychops, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 6:52,
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Morning from Bulgaria!Breakfast, then off to the beach
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:03,
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Are you in a hotel?are there lots of meats on the buffet? What's a Bulgarian Breakfast like?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:09,
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This worries me, I let my Bulgarian colleague look after my dog overnight last year.I think we got the same dog back, but I suppose she may have boiled our one and sourced a replacement.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 14:48, archived)
We are in a flat in the resort. The beach is lovely. Not eaten anything yet. Raining tomorrow sadly.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 12:37,
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I'd forgotten about this! one of gronkpan's I think?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 23:24,
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My colleague is from Bulgaria, found out yesterday she's been granted British citizenship.Are they operating some sort of one-in, one-out system?
(, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:27, archived)
Don't say thatI can imagine Reform having it as a policy before the end of the week.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:45,
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Accepting foreigners as British citizens and simultaneously deporting the natives?I'm pretty sure that's the opposite of what they want.
(, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:55, archived)
Not letting tourists in or resident backtill someone has left would be more coherent than a lot of their policies.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 9:13,
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Whats the weather like over there?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 10:22,
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Helloone of our cats has an upset tummy. I have had to change the litter tray a couple of times over the last 24 hours. The speed with which the air fills with bluebottles when they catch the scent of feline squits is incredible.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 8:11,
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I'm going to see The Odyssey in a bitI'm expecting to find it infuriating but hey ho
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 9:02,
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I've actually no idea how I managed this but I misread what you said here as "he turns into a giant baby squid at the end"(
vladimir, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 11:50,
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My god, it's full of bankable stars!(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 12:16,
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My wife and her mum saw it the other day and both really rated it.I want to see it myself now.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Jul 2026, 9:06,
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Could be a good way to kill three hours while waiting for a train.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Jul 2026, 9:33,
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Fucking train, dry apparently, confiscated my remaining 3 beers. Thailand sucks (
mongychops, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 10:24,
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4 tins, not like I had a slab. Pathetic. I'd have been there by now on a plane. Not even stopped so I can grab my bag and get the fuck off (
mongychops, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 10:40,
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alright enough to reply, yourself?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 0:59,
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morning/afternoon/evening new messages but in a NEW BALLS PLEASE voice and for prime ministers (
vladimir, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 13:15,
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hahahahaha what harm could the complete erosion of attention span possibly do lolololol
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vladimir, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 13:16,
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What do you mean, the complete erosion of atten(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 13:58,
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If you're in the top bunk facing forward, make sure you're secured by something, those fuckers can stop suddenly(, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:16, archived)
I was in the top bunk in Vietnam when my train banged to a halt,I didn't fall but I had a perfect view of the American guy in the bottom bunk getting whacked full in the face by his bottle of Coke when it flew off the table next to him.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 17:03,
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I can't really be arsed to fully work this out but I get the general gist and have upvoted it accordingly.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 17:42,
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Upvoted? We *click* things around here. Go on with your upvote nonsense.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:21,
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Strikey took an American guy up the arse etc etc(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 19:03,
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mr h did it for TEN DOLLARS(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:41,
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I live in a cartoon world where many wonderful things are possible(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 20:54,
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happens all the time. haven't you been on a train before(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 21:56,
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I was very surprised to read today that Andy Burnham is married to a woman. I always thought he was a shirtlifter for some reason. It might just be the over-manicured eyebrows
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:48,
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Well you just never know these days, do you?I mean, there are some allegedly heterosexual men who wear their hair in a bun, if you can believe it.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:20,
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Oh now you're just being ridiculous That would never happen
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:29,
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And you can't even say the words bum bandit anymore(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:40,
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You can only say if it you are one and are reclaiming it.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 16:43,
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I shave mine off and cover my teeth in charcoal, so what?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 16:49,
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Have you, by chance, been to Brighton or Hastings?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 16:53,
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I'M INTIMIDATING YOU? BY STANDING? HERE?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 17:06,
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still morning hereand thankfully only 22C, where it is 37C back home at the moment.
Yeah I'll take that.
Hope everyone is keeping cool!
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fross Read your email on, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:27,
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We are in Bulgaria with Vladimir. Might even be the same one, I didn't check.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 21:49,
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From a street food point of view you'd love Chaing Mai. Food markets everywhere.(
mongychops, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 12:26,
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Sounds fucking greatI've never been to Thailand and I need to address this.
There's that old biddy in Bangkok who has a Michelin star for her crab omelette stall. I have a feeling she'll be dead before I make it over there unfortunately
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 12:37,
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Place is full of tourists. Different from my experience of Nam (
mongychops, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 12:41,
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most of the tourists I saw in Nam were Vietnamese(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 12:42,
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Same. I saw few . Fucking everywhere here. Kids with their massive fucking rucksacks. Old fellas with their young Thai girlfriends. It's weird (
mongychops, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 12:53,
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ugh GEOSTORM I suppose(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 12:25,
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Ning I'm in Canada for the next several week, I feel this puts me at a disadvantage on morning threads.
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fross Read your email on, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 12:34,
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i rather see spain win 20 times on the trot than those argy bargy twatsshit game tho. and i'm not arsed about football tbh. *shrugs*
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 0:16,
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that's another 76 years of watching something you can't be arsed about (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 1:34,
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*double take*Wh wh wh whaaa-aaat!!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 18:26,
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1am here. Staying up for the final. Why I got a room with a TV. I'd imagined a different finalist. Still(
mongychops, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 19:04,
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I've certainly been saying that as I passed. Funny their rugby coach didn't like England's celebrations yesterday..(
mongychops, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 19:31,
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Espania 82 is the first world cup I remember. Not so much England, just the spectacle. They had a mascot then. An orange. When did that die out? (
mongychops, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 19:34,
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I remember mexico 86a weird sombrero wearing dudw with a really wide moustache, I used to draw him at aschool loads
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Good of the Mexicans to stereotype themselves so efficiently like that.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 Jul 2026, 22:38,
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haha seriously. our mascot is a hate crime!(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 22:45,
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Terence Goneovan(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 19:28,
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Honestly never heard of him, the whole phonomenon of every cunt watching Neighbours in the 90s completely passed me by(, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 19:32, archived)
Prisoner Cell Block H (80s), Let The Blood Run Free (90s), that's the kind of Aussie watching cunt I was(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 22:44,
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This is why I really can't be arsed with football.Sometimes it's great fun (like last night, apparently) but most of the time it's just millionaire cunts falling over and play-acting to getva free kick and/or millionaire cunts commiting cynical fouls. Fucking bullshit. Off to bed now, hope Spain win but I'll catch them spitting in Trump's face tomorrow.
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That England/Argentina match was entertaining enoughSeems like they CBA tonight.
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morning!- o frabjuous day! My phone's latest update seems to have deleted my Facebook log in cookie, so I'm logged out and can't remember it.
This may be my most productive Sunday in years
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 9:32,
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oh no!now you won't be able to watch algorithmically chosen reels or see adverts from their carefully chosen partners
(, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 9:56, archived)
on the strength of this I googled Learth(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 14:18,
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Jennifer Finch of the band L7, famous for their hit song "Pretend That We're Dead" is dead(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 12:52,
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Cf. Michael Hutchence, Ian Curtis(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 15:22,
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See also: David Carradine, my mate Toby's dad(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 16:35,
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Soundgarden actually had a single called Pretty Noose, Cornell doing our job for us there(, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 18:27, archived)
Most of Linkin Park's songs were about wanting to kill yourself too.I remember the Kinks doing a live session on Mark & Lard's 10pm Radio 1 show in 1994, they had been booked to support Nirvana on a tour which never happened (one guy in my halls of residence had tickets for the Glasgow show, I asked him if he was gutted and he just laughed "I got a refund!"). Anyway, Radcliffe asked Ray Davies about Cobain, and he deadpanned "the man writes a song called 'I hate myself and want to die', you've got to take that as a hint."
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Was she the one who got her minge out on The Word?(
Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 15:50,
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I thought I recognised it, I never forget a minge(
Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 16:42,
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alright Khan, that minge wasn't even in the episode you were in(, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 18:45, archived)
Not even in my top ten minges(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 21:03,
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morning day out having fun today
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 10:02,
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And you think it's appropriate to post such degenerate activity here!(
Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 17:38,
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COCKSNOT Not really, JAPSTAIN'S
Off to Uncle Hon's BBQ in a bit, super excited and very hungry
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 10:23,
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Might 'livestream' it for my 'followers'(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 10:25,
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The prospect of 12hr smoked sichuan beef ribs is giving me a rod-on(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 10:37,
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Fuck me that was an easy 10/10 lunchGood lord
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 16:36,
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Afternoon, shit-willy'sNice and sunny here in Chelsea. Going pub in Leadenhall Market l8r
Don't forget to smash that like button and subscribe guy's
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 12:52,
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Man I just can't stop creating 'content'!(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 12:53,
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you are certainly a contempt creator(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 12:56,
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you are certainly a content creature(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 13:27,
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 18 Jul 2026, 17:44,
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I tell you Queef I can't wait to find out who comes third and fourth in the world cup there is so much riding on it(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 13:10,
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And all of a sudden he is standing on the right, you understand what I’m talking about? I don’t know – I just noticed it(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 13:20,
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I'm pegging my currency as I type this(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 13:21,
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^The Luniz's inflation-adjusted classic (
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 18:29,
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Malaysia is looking too expensive. Might see if Vietnam will let me back in on a 3 months visa. Start da nang, go south down the coast. (
mongychops, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 14:31,
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Off to Bangkok Tuesday. I'll apply for the visa then. If I get refused I'll have to Malay it (
mongychops, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 14:49,
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what's the longest you can stay without a visa?(
MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 21:30,
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how long can you hold your breath?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 0:29,
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A competition to decide the winner between the loser and the other loser.(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 22:31,
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When the moon hits the sky, like a big pizza pieDolcelatte
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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 18 Jul 2026, 9:01,
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wheeeeennnn the cheese is white-blue and smells pretty sharp too, dolcelatte(
vladimir, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 11:03,
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morning.My burn is healing nicely.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 7:48,
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Misread that as bum- intrigued!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 8:18,
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I think Will is saying he got vigorously bummed last night.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 18 Jul 2026, 11:00,
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Probably by these guys.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bummers_Gang
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 18 Jul 2026, 11:01,
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Nah it was this lotfind-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/17021333
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 11:39,
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Sorry, I'm not really into Warhammer.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 18 Jul 2026, 17:45,
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I got 5 / 7 this weekwww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqlx34vg4y5o
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 16:37,
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3/7 Yo soy Adam, príncipe de Eternia y defensor de los secretos del Castillo Grayskull(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 20:15,
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2/7 my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.(, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 20:27, archived)
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 20:34,
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1/7 trying to piss but shit comes out of your cock instead(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 20:35,
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