If only
Superman hadn't fucking died, he could have sorted all this mess out.

Inconsiderate fucker that he is.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

Q. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
A. Christopher Walken
(Uncle Vinnie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

Somebody
set us up the bomb.

/outdated memes'r'us
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

*bombs*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

no bombing allowed
heavy petting is fine tho
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

petty heaving?

( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

*mistranslates*
*invades*
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

For great justice!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

After todays events
should I change my pants tonight ?

I'm not due a change till Sunday after my monthly bath, but after today, I just feel the need for a clean start.

Should I change them or am I just being a poncy, metro, emo cunt ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

you should go commando.

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

go commando
for a better britain.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

Is there an option
without poncy, metro and emo?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

Poncy, Metro and Emo
Donald ducks nephews by his other sister.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

depends on if you can get them off without the hours soak in vinegar

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

This is a very special time,
a trying, painful challenge to our freedoms, to the values for which we will live and die.

But you can't change your pants. Don't you see? If you put clean kecks on, that's telling the terrorists that they've won.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

Shave your balls
and pop them into baby mittens.

That'll show the world what sort of a guy you are.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

the world G-wing.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

Cheese on toast
Or cheese toasties.

Quickly, i'm hungry.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

on toast.

( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

this man
would seem to be an expert
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

on
the fermentation of milk.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

Yes,
I'm 100% sure cheesebread will be right.

Toast it is.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

toasties.

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

cheese on toast
yes
(A bit Manchester, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

toasties
much better.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

curry

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

curried bread,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

curried cheese bread
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

we`ll
have nan of that here.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

starting a punning war
just to curry favour...
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

A cheese on toast toastie.
Make cheese on toast and then put the cheese on toast inside a toastie.
(Uncle Vinnie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

Ok, that is an ace idea.
I swear to you now I will do this tomorrow, and will provide pictures.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

Yay!

(Uncle Vinnie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

Yay
Please do
(A bit Manchester, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

this is a good idea

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

WARNING:
You may over-cheese from following this recipe.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

this
but with grated cheese on top
( Fergburger, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/207713
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

that
is TEH BESTEST IDEA EVAR
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

forking toasties - obviously
you will also require ham... ;D
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

call me cynical but...

Just watch that national ID card legislation sail through. Only 15% of the country supported the government after the last election, this will ensure total fealty to a smarmy Blair and whatever he wants to do. Ken Livingstone and the opposition parties will now have no grounds to reject ID card legislation, especially with the Olympics coming to London in 2012.

The police state measures they'll get out of this will be overlayed onto all forms of transport. In fact, you won't be able to travel without the ID card.

MI5 have been caught involved in IRA bomings multiple times over.
(Betty Bo Bibster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)

Cynical.

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

You are cynical.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

That sounds like treason to me.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

Cyril

( MrA, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

I
was recently sent a letter from a man in swansea saying how his sunday evenings were spoiled by seeing a sad old twat,im afraid that has nothing to do with me.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

Cynical butt.

(Uncle Vinnie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

Bahwoons?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

You don't think
Blair has a problem, with people telling him that supporting US action made us a large target for such an event?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

You cynical bastard!

Obviously these atrocities wouldn't have taken place if the ID card scheme was in force.

The next obvious step is to use ID cards as a means to access public transport/public buildings etc. so that the government can keep tabs on exactly where every single member of the public is at any given time.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

you are being sarcastic with "the these atrocities wouldn't have taken place" thing right?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

The entire post is a sarcasm farm
I'm anti-ID card and think the whole scheme would be totally ineffectual against 'The War on Terrorism'.

Sarcastic, yes.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

public annoucement
just been asking on the tv and radio that if anyone was planning to stay in london but now aren't could they please make sure they phone up and cancel any hotel room reservations so others can use them.

..stay fluffy...

...message ends....
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

What if you'd arranged a "young lad"
to bum in the room ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

tell
him to fuck off and pay for his own room, bumming a free stay indeed what ever next.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

Haha.

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

*paints 'hotel £10' on a piece of cardboard*
*finds a carpark to stand outside*
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

ha
reminds me of old trafford, drove past on match day and some scally kids on the nearby estate were hiring their da's drives for parking, one of them had a sign that read:-

Secure

Par King
£5

I thought it would be a good name for a golf player.
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

"Holy shit! A bomb!
The tube is dark! I better get ou.... hang on, I'll just turn on my 3G phone and video this"
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

its
historical and not only that could make a fortune.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

Tell me, oh wise B3tans
What flavour of alchohol goes best when one would like to spite Islamic extremists?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

I'm planning on beer flavour tonight
starting as soon as I get on my fucking train home.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

Can you wait until 11:30 tonight?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

My trains home
are running normally.

Stick that up your fucking camel Mr suicidy cunt !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

yeah, so it's a prime target
for the evening rush hour attacks.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

Fuck that
There are more police at London Bridge station at the moment than there are dildo's in your mums bedside cabinet
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

so there's a total of 1 policeman?

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

Yeah
But he's fucking massive and overworked.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

Good for you.
We've got the walking brain-dead wandering around at the moment* 'cos all their trains shat them out at Reading station.


*more than usual
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

pork n' vodka

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

All of them.
Mixed together in a bucket.

With a straw and a little umbrella.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

The favoured tipple
of fat Essex girls.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

So what you're saying is
That i should brave the mongs in Sainsburys in a minute to purchase a bottle of their most paint stippery vodka and some sort of mixer?

Because im only allowed to if you say so:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

It is your duty as a man
and above all as a b3tan.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

gin
and seman.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

David?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

i
had no idea you could get gin called david.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

Any.
Obviously. But I suggest White cider, as it is what I am PROUDLY drinking now.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

I didnt know park benches had internet access;)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)

French wine,
the cheaper the better.
That'll learn 'em.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

And just how are you gonna achieve that?
You bloody BNP lot - can't we ban you all from using b3ta? BAN MYBNP BOI!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:09, archived)

I'm finding that a mixture of
Cheech and Pressure Drops are good right now...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

Guinness flavour.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

Bacon and Pussy.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

Bacon, Crusade and Pussy
Will probably annoy them more.

With a side order of Corporate Oil-rape
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

I believe there is a beer
called Crusade.

But I could be wrong.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

Is there a beer called
"Stick it up your camel Mr Suicidy cunt" ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

I love you all.


/been to the pub to watch the news blog
( Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

Have you been
in the pub diligently watching the news all day? You drunken lush ;)
( Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

for an extended lunch break.
and now I think I am going back to the pub.

You can have a hug.
( Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

What about me?
*gives a sneaky ninja hug*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

It turned out
to be an interesting day to do so, too.
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)

Keep on the sunny side of life.
It will help you on your way
And brighten every day
If you keep on the sunny side of life.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

it's raining :(
I think I'll cut myself

/live journal
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

Yay!
I demand to watch!
WEBCAM!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

It will also
give you skin cancer.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

You can also get UV radiation
from cloudy days.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

but
i dont know anyone called cloudy days.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)

That's because
you are a friendless pederast.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

booo
hooo ooooo.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

And you can get lung cancer
from inhaling rats.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

It's filth like this
that makes nuns frigid.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

Piddock's denied that the army was mobilised
Didn't the Beeb show them in Covent Garden?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)

they were having a picnic

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

I didn't see it on the BBC World coverage
but I'm pretty sure it was mentioned as fact on both Sky News and BBC World that the army was involved.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

They were playing musical statues
so technically he's correct.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)

Has Comical Ali got a new identity and job?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

arrgghhhhh
arrgghhhhh nooooooo its mobilisation time ohhh fuck im too young to die etc.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

What is this porn goblin doing in the woods.
www.lickitorstickit.com/sc/new3/videoseekers/pics/08/pics/05.jpg

NSFW!!!!!

What an evil looking monster she is.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

jesus shitting christ it's like a sexy dinnerlady

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

And what is "sexy" about that?

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

second helpings

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

Arf!
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

this

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

I
hope im never that drunk.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

Damn my whole being-at-work thing!
I demand seeing dodgy as fuck pron in my browser!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

Christ!
That can't be her real face can it? That's just confirmed that there is no god. Although it's confirmed that paper bags can be used to great effect. :-)
( Evil Bastardo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

Anyone
seen how this London stuff is going down on US talkboards like fark.com?

It's inspired a load of uber tedious Islam-bashing troll fests and arguments about TWAT etc.

Not so on b3ta, thank fuck.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)

You dirty muslim bastard!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

INFIDEL!
BURN THE INFIDEL!
PERSECUTE HIM!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

A WITCH!

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

Can we no bum him first
and then persecute him?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

I've got a better idea;
Let's bum him and then... bum him some more.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)

What the American Right needs
is more bumlove. Much, much more.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

linky link?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

Just a wild guess:
www.fark.com
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

bah, that involves more than one click

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

I got as far as this:
www.sportsbybrooks.com/forums/
and just sort of stopped there...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)

If you must:
www.fark.com
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

Fuck you,
you hippy muslim loving fag!!!!one
Damned liberals. Liberals are gay.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

That's more like it
Big boy.

*bums*

*liberally*
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

Are you one of them homosexualists?
That is really gay. Homosexualists can suck my dick!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)

I
yam a half-bender.

NO ONE IS SAFE!!!1!!
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

The "let's see what Brits think of the war on trrrsm now!" brigade
are, happily, in for a big disappointment.

I dearly hope.
edit: never seen the acronym TWAT before. Delightful.
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

Oh god this
So very painfully much this.
( Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)

Now then
I trust clip-clop hasnt been too affected by these attacks today?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

*raises hand*

This.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

And they wonder why people want to fly planes
into their buildings.

I need to find Fenris' post from earlier

*spazzes*

EDIT : Here it is : www.b3ta.com/talk/623863
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

This
is why I like b3ta.
( jsut peopel, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

A bit random

what did everyone call their 'bits' when they were younger?

I was taught a boy had a willy and a girl had a lulu.

My nan had a greyhound called Lulu.
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)

mother dear always said...
boy: heaving love truncheon

girl: gaping axe wound
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

Pffft

That reminds me of a joke I had in a Christmas craker

How do you get a clown off a swing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

that's not funny, i used to work in a circus
but I got fired


sued the fuckers for funfair dismissal
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

Were you the human cannonball?



Where else are they going to find a man of your calibre?

/riotous laughter
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)

Aah, the 'funny because it's not funny' joke.
Like 'What's difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon...and Michael Jackson fucks little boys."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

that was part of
an MTV ident with Evil JEsus wasn't it?
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

What's green and hops across the outback?
Skippy the cooking apple.




_____________________@____________
( Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I kicked it like a football, killing it in the process.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

Your first sexual experience
must have been interesting.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

Weeee-eeeeee-eeee-eeeeeeell,
it made her want to shout.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)

cunt,
and I called them willy and fanny
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)

Enid Blyton
always had characters in her books called Fanny, and her characters in her boarding school books used to 'anxiously finger their tennis racquets'
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

my cock
was a "Diggle"
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)

my cousins used to call their cunts
laggys
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

I just called my bits 'bits'.
I called willies parsnips, though. I wasn't taught this - I did it of my own accord. And I called norks moons.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

Boy: wee wee or dooberry
Girl: tuppence or fanny



/quite a normal upbringing
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

hmm
I have this gigantic flash movie of doom i want to upload... any suggestions where?
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

My bottom
?
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

ohhh
errr sounds a bit rude.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

I know a net cafe
In Russell Square...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

the internet

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

Geocities,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)

www.yousendit.com/
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

I last heard Princess Tony is rushing to London this minute



phew!!...everything's gonna be ok people


crisis over


thank God for Super Tony and his endearing dramatic pause news statements
(Betty Bo Bibster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

biting

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

only his bottom lip
he cares you know

so long as they're not Iraqi kids or women that is
(Betty Bo Bibster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

would you have said something if he'd stayed up north?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

I have a feeling
Tone always has one eye on what makes him look good in the media
(Pope Benedict XVI, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

Apparently
he has rushed somewhere else first, else he'd be there by now.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

He stopped at Morrissons
for lots of Mayfair Lights to hand out to the injured kiddies.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

It'll stunt their growth*


*resisting something about having no legs
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)

they
would be hopping mad if they didnt get any cigs.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

Oh my its conspiracy girl!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:38, archived)

Heard Howard on the radio
saying "Today is not the day for blame" with the sense of "But tomorrow...." hung over it. Considering he'd have done exactly the same as Tone.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

I
can rest easy now knowing everything is in his hands.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

As somebody pointed out earlier
at least he went there and didn't spend 10 minutes reading a childrens book followed by a few days in hiding.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

Oooh!
That was me, I think!
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)

Well done.
I lost most of my respect for Tone years ago but that was well pointed out.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

childrens book?
wtf?
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

After 9/11...
www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/f/Fahrenheit911/sq-bush.school.post9.11.jpg
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

Geeoge Bush, school room in Florida,
just after being told of the planes hitting the wtc
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

The Head of The London Underground (I think it was)
is called Timmy O'Toole.

All I could think of for the rest of the press conference was "Sending Our Love Down The Well".
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

*snigger*

Confirmation that your soul is doomed to an eternity of hellfire.
( Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

Lo you
fancy a spot of west coast camping at the end of the month?
( Dill, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)

My last two weekends
in July are booked up already. After that it could be a plan :D
( Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

latest news just in
the lake district un-affected by london bombings

'ning everyone
( Dill, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

Those rambling shorts
are an affront to Allah !

*Phones radical muslim mentalists*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

hello dill
how's yer fettle?
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:38, archived)

Hi Rob
canny fettle here lad, sunny day, knocked off work early and aquirring some silly tunes,
how's yersel?
( Dill, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

still stuck at work i'm afraid
:(
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

WAAA!!!
Anyone here know how to un-bork Gmail? I'm getting the old classic 'This document contains no data' when I try to send an email, even though it jolly well does. Any suggestions?
*awaits hail of "it's your fault for using Gaymail" comments*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)

no, sorry
it did this to me once, i left it for a bit and it fixed itself.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)

You'll never get enough jam for that
with all the panic buying going on today.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)

erm just refresh
always works for me henever it does that. (using firefox btw)
( MrA, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

Mine does that too
sometimes. Give it a bit and it should work
( D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

this ^
both bits
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:38, archived)

Bah! Just did that
and lost my email with loads of painstaking attachments! This is getting quite annoying.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:38, archived)

you need to get down with its homies

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

Cunting Fuck...
Reading Station has now been closed for security purposes...

Oh well looks like I'm going down the pub after work then...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)

thats
a bad thing.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)

Unfortunately I work out in the sticks
and have to pick up CJ after work, otherwise I'd stop by for a pint.

CJ's not a fan of town-centre drinking - she's more of a country pub fan.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)

Bah...
Oh well my colleague here is meeting up with a couple of birds after work so we'll make a foursome...hopefully there'll be a lot more bangs later on this evening...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

;-)
Not a place for a 13 month old, then?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

Drink them dry,
show those commies* what for!

*or whoevers fault it is
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

gerbils

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)