What did man do last century when they really had it tough?
The joys of wi-fi, cold beer, itunes music, self lighting BBQ coals and fish freshly caught and delivered.
I don't need to leave my chair in the garden even to change the music! Yay!
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/493682
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

Gosh

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

I know eactly what you mean.
*Sits around...wirelessly!*
( Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)

they invaded other countries through frustration

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)

Paul McKenna: I Can Change Your Life
Is it just me, or does the advert for this sound like a threat?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)

TERRORIST!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)

More threatening would be
Paul McKenna: I Know Where You Live And Am Going To Come 'Round To Your Place And Chop You Up Into Lots Of Tiny Little Pieces With A Big Axe.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)

am sure during that advert he says
"spin the purple look at the dog"
( Xkimo was at work on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

Why does everyone have fucking German names?

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)

Master race,
innit
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)

*fucks a German*
Ja, Ja, Ja, Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)

anglo-saxonness?

( Sygiinu, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)

Ich bin ein Hamburger.
Deswegen.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)

Now for the final solution...

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)

To celebrate VE Day.

( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)

Evening all
the sound of the breese in the trees was rather lovely on the way home; aren't trees great?
( Sygiinu, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)

Yes, they chuffing are.
Except when they get all chopped down.
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)

Frisbee has been posted btw

( Sygiinu, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

'Zah!
*cuddles*
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)

Tell that
to Sonny Bono
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)

Pfft

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)

yes
but i don't feel the urge to hug them.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)

*tree sits*

( Sygiinu, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)

WTF is this about?
www.flashvaults.com/e107_plugins/coppermine_menu/displayimage.php?album=13&pos=0
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)

how very,
very rare!

Edit: what on Earth is it?
( Sygiinu, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)

Creepy isn't it?

Edit: Fuck knows - but it's gonna give me nightmares
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)

:s
look alien to me..

kill it, kill it hard.

Second thoughts, sequence it's dna, study it, then disect it. profit.
( Sygiinu, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)

if it truely is alien
it probably doens't have DNA.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

why not?
I challenge you to find one example of a currently known animal, which does not have DNA :p
( Sygiinu, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

hmm,
some bacteria and viruses have RNA instead (but they're not animals). All i was saying is the chance of life on 2 different planets evolving the same basic form of genetic code is highly unlikely.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)

Shit!
Teh Fear!
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)

I thought that was somekind of animal
then I watched it a bit longer. Now I am disturbed. Eek!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)

Lu, I've made you a crisp sandwich.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)

i snook some crisps into a sandwich on holiday
good stuff.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)

I knew a guy who used to eat
lemon curd, salt and vinegar crisp and KitKat sandwiches.
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)

All at once?
Ewwww..
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)

Yes.

( so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)

Was he pregnant?

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)

No.

( so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)

eeewww
i hope that you made that up.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)

Admittedly
he was in primary school at the time
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)

*passes fish fingers and ketchup*
you now have all the ingredients for the best sarnie ever.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)

*suggests bread and butter to make the sarnie*

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)

bread is SO yesterday
i like to use the eyelids of Angolan orphans.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)

i was planning on using the bread from the crisp sandwich
but meh.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)

Starting an annual "Get utterly hammered" day
All in favour say aye
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)

That's already taken, by Changing Room's Handy Andy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:54, archived)

December 31st has that crown

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)

Annual?
Weekly more like - and we already have one, it's called Saturday
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)

This one will be national
and official
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)

Drew Barrymore....
old skank or choice piece of arse?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)

nah

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)

nah what?

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)

Well I wouldn't go so far as old skank
but in that direction
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)

choice piece of
old skanky arse
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)

Now? Somewhere between the two.
Still would.
10 years ago, Batman Forever era...phwoar.
( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)

slapper

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)

I think she's kind of cool
if not hugely attractive
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

She's let herself go since ET.

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:54, archived)

Perv
;)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)

known to everyone else (except perhaps Michael Jackson)
as growing up
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)

Who likes sandwiches?

( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)

Depends what's in them.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)

me ,you and a goat
:)
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:46, archived)

with sexehs, or cheese and pickle

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)

Oooh!
Me! Me!
(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)

I do

( homonk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:41, archived)

Am I the only one
rubbing my tits against their monitor?

You lot disssssappppoint me on a regular basis.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)

yes,
I am, at this very moment, malming my slightly damp buttocks against mine
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)

I'm rubbing your tits against everything I can find.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)

NOT THE CHEESE GRATER!
ARGH!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

TGMTFH!
*fwaps*
( Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

I am extremely burned....
*applies more yoghurt to self*
Edit: We wear pink shirts at work too...I can imagien the japes now. Anyone know of owt to sooth the burning?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

burned thrush-ridden.

/obvious
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

i am rather burned too
and my face is puffy
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

My back is now peeling from my weekend in Spain
Yum is all I can say...
(Lord Gibbon, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)

you need fewer sun,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)

A fighter plane jsut went overhead
but I couldn't see it
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:08, archived)

Don't worry,
you'll be blind from the nuclear explosion in a couple of seconds.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:09, archived)

There is a helicopter
hovering over the railway line behind my house...its doing my head in now and I've run out of things to spell on the roof outside my window for it...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)

draw a giant H
in a circle.

then stand back and watch the fun.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

we get tonnes of helicopters round here
army one, police ones, red ones. We're also in the Gatwick flightpath.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

speaking of which
one's just appeared behind my house. It's one of those ones that looks very small, but isn't
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)

it's just far away

( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)

*runs around making aeroplane noises*

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:12, archived)

*checks out your undercarriage*
*dumps fuel*
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)

It's one of those new CIA invisible planes
designed by Elvis.
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)

One's just gone over here too
They must be up to something
( GatheredCrustacean, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

Where are you?
If we coordinate our efforts, we can make a giant mirror and shoot one down with SOLAR ENERGY
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

4 MINUTE WARNING

( Dekazer, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

*fills bath with sandbags*
*stuffs tin opener up chimney*
*whitewashes cat*
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

Don't forget to get to a school
and hide under a desk, they're impenetrable
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)

When I was 11
a friend's father sat us down to watch When The Wind Blows. I didn't sleep for about a month :D
( Dekazer, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)

That's on my "Films I Really, Really Want To See" list
possibly first.
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)

Don't watch it
with any children, trust me :D

How's the flat hunt going?
( Dekazer, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)

meh
I wrote down some phone numbers from ads in a newsagent's window, which was enough strenuous activity for one day.
I will see if I can persuade a still-living-with-parents friend to move in with me and make it cheaper, otherwise I might have to wait for a payday or two to roll round.

And I'm off out now - probably see you in the pub later.
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)

Aye
I'll be around from 9ish :D
( Dekazer, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)

sellafield is on amber alert

( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)

I'm on yellow alert

( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)

I don't know -
what about making pointless new threads?
Eh?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:59, archived)

They get tedious very quickly, that's what.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

Gives you an excellent excuse
to string together random swear words though.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)

*stares at feet with guilty look in eye*

(thisismyclone, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

You may be on to something there.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:02, archived)

I THINK WE NEED LESS MAGNETS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

I THINK WE NEED LESS BEANS.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)

Pffft
you said "we"

Sounds like "wee"

Pfffft
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:05, archived)

FEWER
edit: aargh
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)

FUCKING FEWER, YOU SPASTIC CUNT.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

but fewer beans, though gramatically correct,
sounds fuck all like "lesbians", which i believe was the joke.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:12, archived)

Good god, you give me a
raging one sometimes.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)

Only sometimes?

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)

I refuse to take this conversation
any further until your next birthday.

When is that?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

Instead of wishing for her to be older
why dont you just become younger.

It wont be any more legal, but it will make you look less predatory.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)

FEWER, YOU BUCKET OF TRAMPSHIT.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:08, archived)

Yes.
Down with this sort of thing.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

Careful
now!
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

Spack up your smelly arsecunt, beavernipples.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

Bite me, you snivelling sack of smegma-nuts.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)

Shag your mother's hairy cockspasms.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:02, archived)

Sniff my turd-table you crock of crusty cum cacks.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

Cunt your cock to a gay vagina, you penisridden anal fuckleakage.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)

Tit off on the back of your cunt-spack, you clit nibbling
excuse for a wet fart.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:12, archived)

Fuck off and cunt your boss's sieve.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)

Shove nik-naks up your stinking oil-hinge-minge.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

What about making pointless new threads?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

That gives jesus the horn
and he spunks in the manger and mary has to clean it up.

With her tits.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

and I though I
was the one who was bored. Go have a wank in the bogs and stop all this fwappery.
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:59, archived)

Deleting threads
makes the baby Jebus cry piss and puke shit.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

Good
he's a little feckin gobshite.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

it also makes me look a bit of a twat
www.b3ta.com/talk/632056
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

You only needed to delete one of them, you know.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:54, archived)

cheer me up dearie
I'm not very well
:(
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

Awww!
Wassamarra?
*does spangly naked dance*
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

No fair.
Me memememememe ememememememe ememememeememe emememeememem emeemememe emeemmem me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

just feel weak and achy
more spangly naked dance should help, may even give me the strength to send you more spree and tmbg
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:02, archived)

Oooh!
*dances like a whizzy mega dancemonkey with ADHD*
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

*feels much improved*
tries to remember which ones have been sent already
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:08, archived)

You've sent me
Particle Man and The Sun Is a Mass of Incandescent Gas, because you are a fantastic ball of lovely acetimes.
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)

I assume you already have
birdhouse & boss of me?
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

I don't have Boss of Me.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

you will have
soon :)
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)

I nearly got out of work early
Then my boss started walking up the drive and semi-boss said, "Ooh, better not."
Grump.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

Semi boss ?
Is that a half inflated boss ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

A half-erect boss.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

Ooh!
I've just been let free again. Bye!
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

*SNOG*

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:59, archived)

thanks
dunno happenned there.
but it did give all of you a chance to say "lol! n00b!" or something.
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

You smelly poo.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:59, archived)

I have lots of work to do....
but I hate this job, so what can I do which *looks* like work?
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:46, archived)

Take a shit on your desk.
Then fuck it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)

Do you own
a glass topped coffee table ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)

Suck a banana*
*if you are a prostitute
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)

Actually I have a banana on my desk
a german guy gave it to me.. it's only 2" long.... do you think that they only grow them that big in germany to stop them feeling inferior?
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

I think that if you peel it
you'll find his mummified cock inside.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:54, archived)

I was saving it for later....
but now I think I'll give it to the kids when I get home.
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

wank
it's only two letters different
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)

Piss on candles
if you're a fireman.
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)

Rewrap an egyptian mummy
if you are a doctor.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:50, archived)

Gay it up with Hobbits
If you are an actor
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:51, archived)

Close your browser.
Bring up a window/terminal with your work in it.
Stare at it while secretly imagining a naked, butter-smeared Natasha Kaplinsky rimming you senseless.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:50, archived)

nightmare..
I'm lactose intolerant.
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:51, archived)

You're rubbish.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:52, archived)

Yes.
Rubbish.
Yes.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

Could be man fat
she's coated in
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:52, archived)

ok
soya spread then
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

uuuugghhh
Soya gives me ecsma.
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

Maybe if she was coated
in Angelina Jolies "issue" it might be better for everyone
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)

now, if Nat was covered in Angelina... hmmmmmm
_{fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap}
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

Angelina Jolie and Natasha Kaplinsky
writhing around in a frenzied embrace, coated from heat to foot in a blend of their own musky juices.
Hmm.
I've already had my statutory work-fwap today, which is a shame.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

Musky Juices
*stffens*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

Scrubs in back on abc1!
Al Qaeda has not won!
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees








What?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

There's a scrubber up his bum
Why you no risten ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:45, archived)

The life of a cat in three album covers...
one
two
three

Poor Arnold.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

In 2
she's put fishpaste on her nips and got him to lick it off.

Dirty cow.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

Hahaha....
there's a song called 'My Organ' on the second album.

Hahahahahaha...
Ahahahaha..

hahaha

Ha.

*strolls off, chortling quietly*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

that lot
all sounds fucking atrocious
( blinder back for good, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

I'm waiting for the new album
Meows From Beyond by Karen Mantler & Her Cat Arnold (Deceased)
( monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

Paws for thought

( rob, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

*Helps you with your coat*
*waves*
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:43, archived)

You've lost that lovin' feline?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:43, archived)

She'll probably end up like
this guy
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

Note the highly suspicious absence of customer reviews.
And the track on the last one called 'I Hate Money'.
Just as well, I suppose.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)