iSketch
iSketch, anyone? Will wait for a response before starting a room.
(it's sometimes good, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

BUM!
I mean, yeah, alright.
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

Yeah
although I'll have to draw with a trackpad
( Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

we only just finished playing a minute ago
but i'm up for it...
edit: server is currently full
( bookerina, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)

I'll only respond when you start a room

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)

Argh
Mutters something about server being full

/Edit: I'm on.
(it's sometimes good, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

Does that mean I'm winning?
*does filling the server dance*
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

It has just occured to me that I have been completely mentally, physically and emotionally relaxed all day.
I think that's the first time in forever.
( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

*feeds amphetamines*

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

quick, they're after you! -run away!
mwahah
( bookerina, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

you had teh sex last night

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

*awards you 5 deutschmarks*

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

If only.
Did do this though.
( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

well that's quite cool too.

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)

I envy you
I've had an utterly shit day.

On the bright side, I'm back online after bloody weeks of no broadband.
( Nile, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

Whee!
lightning speed pron/fluffiness*

*delete as your mood dictates
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

I'm absolutely CERTAIN I'm just being an insolent fool
/ac

So, how do I get set up on this radio doodah then?
( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

fucking bum
/ac
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

He is after a sympathy vote for his schizophrenia.
/ac
( Randomgazz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

The best ones are large enough to eat the dinner out of,
/ac
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

I AM CHEWBACCA
KISS MY ASS

EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

Oh dear

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

^that

( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

t'other

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

that's nice dear

( robh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

rawwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*honk honk*
(Heffer foiled, once again, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

Leave that poor goose alone.

( Randomgazz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

quiet, yous!
the goose loves it
(Heffer foiled, once again, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

cup of tea?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

please.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

You can't have as much fun drinking lager.
Bitter is the way forward.
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)

This.

( Randomgazz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

Robh,
I'm drinking that bottled beer I was on about the other day; it's called Old Ale, brewed by Highgate Brewery. Brum, possibly. £1.20, 5.1%, 500ml, dark and lovely.
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

That sounds alright,
Needs a more interesting name though.
( Randomgazz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm
I thought you had enlarged clack?
(i bet I know what people read instead of clack)

alcohol free day for me :(
( robh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

*passes beer*
There you go, better now?
( Randomgazz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)

It went down
so I'm trying to raise it from the dead by using alcohol
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

makes sense

( robh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)

I read it as duck

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

you are either drunk
or a student of molecular biology
aicmfp
( robh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)

eh?
clack, you say?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

oooooooh
:O
( robh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

Both have arse burning qualities

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

Stop using them to stimulate your prostate then

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

yes
you and your beardy wierdy friends sure know the way to party

blowing musically into a demi-john
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

hehehe
"demi john"
( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

my
pleasure
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

I'm quite enjoying my grolsh, thanks.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)

does anyone here know what the chilis song is
where on the video they/one of them is running
away from something/underground? please help!
thanks in advance!
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:51, archived)

"I'm running away from something underground"?

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)

nice try
but i doubt it
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)

Do you know any of the words?

( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

afraid not,
i'm asking on behalf of someone else.
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)

Can't help,
I only know what one RHCP video looks like, but I do know most of their songs.

*doesn't watch music*
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

I think it may be their cover version
of the Locust's 'Preist with sexually transmitted diseases get out of my bed'
( Randomgazz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)

isn't it
"By the way"
( robh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)

I was thinking this

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

i thought that
but apparently not
ta for trying :)
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

feels like I lost both of my glands
and my hair has blown away

/singing the wrong words blog
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:50, archived)

:D

( GatheredCrustacean, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:50, archived)

When Badger and Wicca make the rumpy
does Badger sing "I feel like a Wiccan tonight, like a wiccan tonight"?
( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:51, archived)

does a wiccan carry out
come in a basket?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)

Fiesta, Laguna
She'll come in anything
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

Soup in a basket
and chicken lips.
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

Pffft!
I now have tea coming out of my nose.
( Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)

Sorry

( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)

dont ever lose your glands
they am teh milky loveliness
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)

do you know something
I don't?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

*hides evidence of the other night*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)

I did wonder how I got home the other night
Gah! Baby germs!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

Now grow my twins!
Mwoahahahahahha!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

*transplants them into you*
now grow YOUR twins

this is physically possible - see how you like it
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

Now now
Use your womb...i demand it:)

*chains you up*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)

bah
*settles into lap of luxury & has you running to do my every bidding*
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

*doesnt have a problem with that*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

you'll go off me once I've calved...

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

Nah
Not a chance:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

Isis are playing live.
Streaming here.

www.fabchannel.com/

Chekit it out!
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

The Isis is a river
AICMFP
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

Who?

( Randomgazz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/632378
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

*hands over cash*

( Randomgazz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:47, archived)

i would
if they weren't rubbish.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)

After listening for a few minutes,
I concur.
( Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:49, archived)

I love you
( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

Just remove your glasses, shoes and clothes
And step into the shower block please Juden
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

Have I missed the Nazi party theme memo?

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

Blame Fenris
Or the fuhrer as we call him now, he joined the BNP*


*may be lies
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)

Arf!

( Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

Did you mix my address up with Prince Harry's again?

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:46, archived)

Sorry for this in advance
But my mouse pointer keeps randomly spacking out and hurling itself round the screen trying to load things and such, ive tried scans but nothing seems to be wrong, any ideas? :S
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

find
teh uplaod codez
(Heffer foiled, once again, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

You've been h4xx0r3d.
Back orifice
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

...
Pfft
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)

What sort of things is it trying to load?

( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

Anything really
It might be just my mouse getting odl and rubbish, but ive never heard of them just throwing themselfs about.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

sounds like you have been hacked.
disconnect from the internet and see if it stops.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:46, archived)

This.
It could be a back orifice type backdoor program.
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)

Is it an optical mouse?
they can go up the spack sometimes. If you use a mouse mat start using the table instead, if you use a table, put some thick paper between the mouse and the table.
( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:47, archived)

Yeah tis a optical mouse
and i use a table, cheers i will try that now
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:47, archived)

today, i discovered that, while i'm at work,
my charming 16yr old chav brat brother-in-law has been stealing my quad and taking it out to show off to his mates.

I discovered this when three of his mates brought the bike back in something of a banana shape this afternoon.

I was somewhat disgruntled, until I talked to him tonight, shortly before he had to go back to hospital to get his broken ribs seen to...

Karma. Don't fuck with it, kids.
(trumpet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:25, archived)

well done that man

(mitch, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:26, archived)

buy a rib poking stick, and poke him till he has enough to pay you back

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

This.
Also, make him pay for the quad.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

oh yes
he wil be doing so anyway. (Plus, he's going to pay to get the diff fixed too, but he doesn't know that. And might get the back brakes seen to at the same time.)
(trumpet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

i know someone who lost a leg on one of those things
bloody dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.

TJ: if you start DLing a bit-torrent from one tracker, but then you can't find any seeders to complete the download, can you change to another site and complete the download from another tracker?
(Brad Dice, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

Didn't a small child die from one recently?
edit: Yes:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4672513.stm
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

That's a girl?

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

I was being really tight,
and added a line to the end of the story in my head, which now reads:

"Lucy was a lovely girl who contributed a lot to the school. She was bright and lively and very popular with both pupils and staff alike.

"She will be greatly missed, as will the quad bike."
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

oooft!
that's harsh! but funny, so it's alright
(trumpet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

Is it just me who finds the thought of a 5 year old girl
out on a field with a sister only a couple of years older on a quad bike at 9:30pm just utterly stupid and the parents should be given lessons in how to not be stupid.
( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

No, it's not.
I bet Rik Mayall and Ozzy would agree too.
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:47, archived)

I'm in good company
The guy who used to live across the road burnt his leg on the exhaust of a quad bike. He showed me the wound about 6 weeks later and it looked really nasty even then.
( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:49, archived)

they are fucking dangerous things
i've turned mine upside-down before, and got away with it, but I was just lucky: Twatboy tried to spin it around at high speed in the river, and flipped it on top of himself on sandstone.

Fucking serves him right, as far as I'm concerned...
(trumpet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

Ha
Here endeth the first lesson. Don't fuck kids.
( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

Quite.
I was pissed off enough when he broke my honda 90 last month (apparently 'this hole just appeared in the oil tank'...) but given that the bastard's a) taller and b) harder than me, i couldn't do much other than call him a little cunt (from a safe distance).

This has fixed the balance nicely.

EDIT - Just read that. Why on earth not?
(trumpet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

Cooties

( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

Ooh.
Good point.
(trumpet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

assure karma
by cutting the brakes before he next rides it.

zen, man.
(Heffer foiled, once again, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

firstly...
...something tells me he won't be 'borrowing' it again.

Secondly, the brakes are fucked anyway.
(trumpet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

woo

(Heffer foiled, once again, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

anyone bothered trying to do DTH's treasure hunt?
or is it just for gayers?
(Brad Dice, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)

I don't know what you're talking about,
and even if I did I probably wouldn't, because he's a twat.
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

that's what i supected

(Brad Dice, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)

linkify me?

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/4872969
(Brad Dice, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

i found it
it looks like shit. I can't be arsed. I don't want a T-shirt anyway.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

I don't understand what the fuck we have to do.

( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:17, archived)

you have to poo in a box and mail it to him

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)

nor me
this is why i can't be arsed with it.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:21, archived)

The treasure is only sharing in his life with Mrs Dave
And getting the chance to go to their west midlands swinging club to penetrate her...possibly with no protection
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)

she does look scary

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)

Jesus Christ!
I just clicked on Jessie's profile and became hypnotised by the girl!

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=24783
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

Yeah, she's real classy.

( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)

yup
we are eagerly awaiting post 10000
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:16, archived)

Is she going to put some clothes on
and drop that photo from her profile?
( magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)

pffftt

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

I'll be honest
TGMTFH
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:26, archived)

me too
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

wow
*watches*
( Xkimo was at work on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

Don't watch it for too long
You'll never escape her clutches. She'll have you clucking like a chicken whenever anyone says "Loogabarooga"!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

For those who desire such things
Radio

Radio Chat

That is all
( GatheredCrustacean, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

someone keeps deleting posts
i'm therefore going out to murder 5 kittens.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

I was mildly rude to a mod on another board I visit;
in b3tan style I quoted his post, which contained the words 'I', 'just' 'shit' and 'myself' in that order, and I struck a line through all the other words. Everyone thought it was funny apart from him.

So he threw a big fat crying baby strop and deleted my post, and sent me a PM saying 'I deleted your post because you're a total fucking cunt who has no respect for others'.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

You should have replied thus...
I deleted your post because you're a total fucking cunt who has no respect for others

*apologises*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

I actually just asked him
'why are you so insecure?'
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)

That works too :)

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

or you could have replied
I deleted your post because you're a total fucking cunt who has no respect for others who is only big when hiding behind his computer screen with his sad life and feelings of inadequacy and imaginary girlfriend.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)

Heh.
But I don't want to get banned - I like everyone else there and I help work on the main site.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

ah, just the man!
I'm just uploading ok fred to usendit and you should be receiving a mail shortly ;)
( robh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

You are a true gentleman
I owe you a pint of Yorkshire's finest foaming nut brown grog.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:18, archived)

You're
more than welcome
( robh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:21, archived)

Today and Saturday's Times featured blogs
by people called Nosemonkey and Lonewolf

Same ones or just a bizarre similarity of names?
(Lord Gibbon, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)

I think
Nosemonkey has a Big Proper Popular blog which has one Big Proper Awards, so I wouldn't be surprised.
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

won?

(Lord Gibbon, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)

Nosemonkey
has a big proper well written blog so it probably was him.

I on the other hand have nothing of interest to say and don't have a blog. If however you were impressed by the Lonewolf in the article and wish to send him money, then yes, it was me.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

*sends money shot*
/obvious
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

*rubs it into face and chest*
How's you sir?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

I'm good thanks.
Work still screwing me around, but it is all sunny and the "scenery" makes up for work. Plus am off out for teh beer tonight with JV & Deks amongst others. So mustn't grumble!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

I am still at work but won't grumble or
WoatGorrier will have a go at me:-)

Have a pint for me and say hello to those lovely ladies!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

I read that in the times and thought of you:)


/Times Reader

/Drunk
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)

But you always think of me
*licks*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

*fwaps*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)

You remind me of the babe

( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

What babe?

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

The babe with the power

( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

What power?

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

The power of voodoo

( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

who do

( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

You do!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

poopy poopy poopy poopy
/crunchy
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

grr, david bowie
plus v. tight leggings

-really shouldn't find that attractive
( bookerina, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)

That little piglet from the film.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

Bahh ram ewe.

( Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

Bah!
Ram stew!
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

I like the idea of this better.

( Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

BANG!
I love war3
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

Damn you
I want a bacon sandwich now.
( Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

OI.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

OI
/raves
( dantl, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

OIIOIIOOOOIOIOIOIOOIIIIOO to you too

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

What?

( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

Laaaayla!
You got me on my knees!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

Comma, comma, comma

chameleon, you come and go you come and goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

You're the first person ever to have made that joke.
No, really.
Have a biscuit.
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

Jammy dodger?
was there a hint of sarcasm there?

edit/ this song makes me think of money and being rich*

I was playing this song when hubby came home with a bank statment saying work had paid him an extra £600 accidentally

They never found out and never took it back.

*£600 may be pocket change for some but it's loooooooads to me!
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

it's a month's wage to me



*cries*
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

/For Some
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

OOIOO:
the band headed up by a japanese girl called Yoshimi (of that song by the Flaming Lips fame)
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

OI,
go on isketch
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

When there are more people in the room.
It's no fun with just two.
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

WHAT?

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

Will I ever be able to set foot in Kentucky again?
Perhaps my sarcasm levels are too high.

www.cafepress.com/drunkenoaf.26029023
( drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

nice
sooooeeeeee boy

edit: have you ever set foot in Kentucky before?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

you got a reel purty mouth boy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)

Yup, i can feel an ass rapin' comin' on anytime now

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

squeal like a piggy, boi!

( drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

Buenas noches. Mis daños de la cabeza.
¿Cómo es usted, usted manojo de mierdas?
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)

porqué hola mi querido cómo está usted tongiht
:)
Tengo más música para usted más querido yo la enviaré más adelante
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

¡Ooh!
Eso sería más encantador que un ganso encantador el cagar, usted hunk magnífico de la brillantez.
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

wtf
that would be more charming than ganso charming cagar, magnificent you hunk of the brilliance.
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

I love you and I want all of your music.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

and you shall have it
a bit at a time
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

*big fucking grin*
Will you be sending some Spree pretty please?
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

a little

( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

Hooray!

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

Lo siento
soy estudiante.
( drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

Le espero fall sus exámenes,
usted rebanada sin valor del anus.
( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

?
I wait for fall to him its examinations, sliced you without value of anus.
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

Ich will einen fart haben!
Einaml noch gehen sie nach dem schiesshaus!
( drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

why should he still go it to the shooting house?
this is getting silly
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

I hope he fails his exams, the worthless slice of anus.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

espero que fracase sus exámenes
la inútil tajada de ano.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

SCHNELL!

( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

the perils of internet translations
the only part that doesn't contain some error is the buenas noches.

edit: Buenas noches. Me duele la cabeza.
¿Cómo están ustedes manojos de mierda?
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

I don't give a poo-os, you smellios thickos.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)

I hope you get eaten by a spanish pedant

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

*eats comma*

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

There's been a bomb scare in Oxford station
So it's probably good that I didn't ask you to come in tonight.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)