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# Early today because I'm bloody starving

For lunch today I'm having a cheese and bacon pasty, two ham and cheese rolls,
a raspberry jam sandwich, two bags of Canadian Ham Seabrooks, then I might go
to the cafe across the road and get some soup and tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:14, archived)
# mwuahaha im having...
a footlong bacon sandwich yum! also two fajita wraps and a packet of crisps, all washed down with 2 cups of tea
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Braw!
A foot long is an idea length for a bacon sandwich! good work! good lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:17, archived)
# chicken and stuffing sandwiches
washed down with lemon fanta
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Excellent combination!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# 2 Pints of Czech Budvar
To kill the hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Good choice!
I also recommend eating poached eggs and toast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Might give that a try
there's a new Deli that's opened up next door to the pub so I'll pop in and check it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Tuna pasta salad, with lettuce and quiche.
Washed down with diet coke, and maybe a bag of Hula Hoops.
Excellent facts today, my good man. I hope this post finds you well :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)
# You should beef you lunch up with chips and sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)
# I am avoiding fatty foods at the moment.
Thanks to my additional diet of various anti-ache pills.
Edit: Off Sainsbury's shopping - byesies!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# I'm currently in the process of eating:
A smoked ham & egg doorstep sarnie on granary bread, with Flame Grilled Steak McCoy's.
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:17, archived)
# What a fine sandwich
and you have the correct flavour of crisps to go with it too, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# ‘A sideways nuthatch and a padded chromosome!’
Gearboxes Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Hurray!
the best of all nuthatches and safest of all chromosomes! braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)
# for me:
A brilliant little french bread pizza!

So simple for lunchies! A baton/baugette - the softer the better, tomato puree and cheese! So simple and so damn good!

I like jalapenos on mine!

Oven them till they cheese is yummski!


Edit: Quilliant dtf today!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:17, archived)
# pffft!
That's not enough to win lunch of the day! Silly!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I have to say - my secret weapon is at home...
I forgot it was a weekday!
....and I need goats cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Braw
but you should be haveing a large pizza not a little one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I told him that, Dukey!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)
# You know - I think the answer might be
have 3 of them. I promised myself and others I would eat so much for lunch that I can merely graze for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Yes, have three
three is a good number, in fact, have four.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# can and
shall
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Tandoori chicken sandwich
dried cranberries, tea and chocolate digestives.

"Canadian Ham Seabrooks". Ooooooooooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Nice sandwich!
at the moment Canadian Ham are my favourite flavour of Seabrooks
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# 1 x beef sandwich,
4 x digestive biscuit,
and
2 x cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# One sandwich?
bah! you should be having four.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Ran out of bread this morning.
...I might get a pizza on the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Haza...
Leftover Roast Chicken, chippolatas, roast pots and caluiflower cheese.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
# A braw lunch!
I wouldn't mind a plate of that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Edam, Cheddar and tomato toastie
Ham and pickle crisps and enough tea to drown a puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Braw!
that's a fine choice of toastie! have two of those.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Ham.
Ham ham ham ham ham. And cheese.

There was Kabanos too, thats always nice. On lovely squidgy bread.

And now, tea.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Kabanos?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)
# sossages!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Pah!
It's a polish delicacy, and it's super-fabbo. (Like a cured sausage, but not rude)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Sounds Yummy!
I lurve sossies!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# They're so much more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Tell me all about them!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# They are very savoury
And thin, and dry, and cured, and they come from Poland, and my Granddad got me into them when I was very small, and they go best with rye bread.

Mmmmm, rye bread.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# From ages ago !
www.b3ta.com/board/5610734
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I don't think so.
Kabanos am Polish Sausages and therefore not veggie enough for Pachey!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# A fine lunch!
you can never go wrong with ham and cheese, nice touch with the kabanos too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# YAY! the master is back

for lunch I mostly ate:
a breaded fillet of coal fish with Tabasco sauce
some sour cream
a pretzel

all washed down with spezi
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# you are my
favourite sidekick
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Braw!
Sounds tasty, I hope that you had chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# alas no
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# midnight snack:
one glass of milk
(riedacher_bertram, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Bah!
have toast and jam with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Well...
Yesterday I made the mother of all pies...

Top layer: Creamy mashed potato, au gratin (i.e. roasted melted chedder over the top)
Middle layer: Hot (i.e. I put some red chillies in it) mixture of veggies 'n' stuff I cooked off, (loadsa mushrooms, peppers, courgette, aubergine, veggie mi-n-ce)
Bottom later. MORE POTATOES. Sliced, fried off a bit in butter, used to make the base. -- reheated

And I treated myself to a bottle of full-fat Irn Bru. So some of that 'n' all.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Veggie mice? Poor little tykes.
Sounds lovely though
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# ruddy hell
top lunchies
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Despite the veggie mince
that sounds flipping brawtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Quorn owns you.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I laugh in the face of quorn
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Even though this has v-v-v-veggie stuff in it, you win

Congratulations and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Surely not, Duke?
Veggie? I think the folded pizza was better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Some veggie stuff is ok
Pachey has some tremendous lunches.
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# yummy it was too
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)
# oooh I'll see your lunar banana
nearly missed this:
sausages in spaghetti on taost with an apple

and a cup of hot water
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Lunar Banana?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)
# holy
moley!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# You are in your mid-sixties AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Braw lunch!
put a tea bag in your hot water and have a delicious drink called 'tea'
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I don't think I will be having any lunch today
hatebloodybusyworkdays redsushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Work schmwork!
lunch is more important, go out and treat youself to an all day breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# No can do I'm afraid.
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Nothing ever stops me from having lunch
not even when I get dragged in to a crappy meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# I'm having an oven cooked pizza.
I made another before, but left it in for two hours and had to pull it out of plumes of black smoke. Aaah, fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Burnt pizza can be quite nice
put some brown sauce on it, then put the whole thing in the bin and go and get yourself a sausage supper from the chipper.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# ermmmm

two MASSIVE home made pizza bases with bolognaise on top
i might wrap over the pizza dough and make them wraps though...
two cups of tea and a stumpy of stella to wash it all down (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Cor!
That sounds ACE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# if you wrap the pizza up it's called a Stromboli,
But it sounds lovely and is making me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Stella? At mi- whatever..
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# BRAW!
a corking lunch here!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# cor!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Home-made Cheese and Pickle Sarnies
and a lovely pair of clementines
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)
# A good standard lunch!
that should hit the spot until two o' clock.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# For lunch today I'm having
Home made lentil and bacon soup, with two big crusty knot rolls. Followed by some date and walnut cake, apple, bananana and big mug of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Hurrah !
I am busy making a batch of lentil and bacon soup.
I have a lady friend on picket line duty tomorrow and she'll need warming soup.
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# That sounds like a corking lunch!
homemade soup is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# that is an
awesome lunch chap
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I'll be having
2 cheddar, ham and feta granary rolls with some salad on the side.

perhaps with some branston pickle. not the small chunky stuff as that is just an abomination.
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Good choice of roll!
the small pickle is for children.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I'm Having...
A Vegetable Samosa & Stelle Artois......MMMmmmmmmmhhhhhh!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Stella? At midday? Stella?
*calls police*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# This is becoming www.wifeb3ta.com i swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaa!
But Tutt's a GIRL!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Homophobe.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# not at all, she just doesn't have a wife, thassall!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Ooh! Maybe we should get her one!
I can just imagine the theme tune..

Maaatchmakers.. just amoeba and the hat.. oh.. maaatchmakers.. getting lezzers wives and all thaaat.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Yay!
to this tune!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# You need more than that for lunch!
have whisky too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I shall be having the usual
two pints of Directors, a crossword & several cancer sticks.
I am all teh healthy :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I recommend crisps and a plate of mince
that should help.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
#
Roast pork sandwich and 10 and a quart gallons of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Good choice of sandwich flavour!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# today...
a couple of cheese, mushroom and onion toasties
2 packets of salt n vinegar discos
2 cups of tea (large)
an apple
a banana
and then a minimum of 2 tunnocks teacakes for pudding
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# All is braw with your lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I'm having
italian tomato soup, some meat sandwiches, coffee and a box of merci chocolates
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Braw!
meat sandwiches sandwiches are delcious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# yup ;)
all gone now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Now, Listen Up !

Best Ever Roast Chicken !

Brine :
6oz Sea Salt
6oz Brown Sugar
4 pints water
about a dozen Juniper Berries
similar quantity Black Peppercorns
3 or 4 Bayleaves
4-6 cloves Garlic
bunch of Thyme

Heat ingredients until the salt and sugar have dissolved, leave to cool.
Put chicken in a large container and cover with the brine - leave in a cool place - preferably for 24hrs although overnight will do.
drain and leave to dry out for a couple of hours, rub with olive oil and shove an onion up it's arse before roasting on a bed of carrots and celery.

Garlic and Thyme Roast Potatoes
Honey and Sesame Roast Carrots
Yorkshire Puddings
Green Beans
Savoy Cabbage
Madeira and White Wine Gravy made with the roasting juices.

A couple of glasses of Australian Chardonnay

Then off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I had that last Monday . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Are you fibbing ?
Seriously though, soaking chicken in brine makes for the tenderest, juiciest chicken ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# me!?
fib!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Cor!
that sounds grand! I've printed that off and will try that later in the week with a free range hen from the farm next door.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Further instructions
For a 2.5kg chicken.
Loosely cover with tin foil and roast for 30mins at 230-250C
turn down to 200 and roast for a further 1.5 hours. Uncover for the last 45mins.
Leave to rest for 20-30 mins.
(While the Yorkies are cooking and you're making the gravy.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# some home made soup (again)
with some sort of sandwiches (yet to be decided) but hopefully not yesterdays dried up turkey... but I have a nasty feeling it will be so.

and washed down with loads of tea.

and possibly a few ginger nut biscuits

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Braw!
what flavour of soup?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Get this shite
OFF here and on to the talk board

You bunch of space-thieving wankers!
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Yes but ;
What are you having for lunch ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I just had some soup too
and what did you have for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Beef and piccalilli sarnie!
Tis scrummy.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Nice lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Chicken baguette
Which is great, as I am vegetarian, and didn't unwrap the fucking thing til I got back to my office HALF A MILE AWAY.

/fume

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Did not
the bits of chicken sticking out of it give the game away ?
That or the label saying :
"Real Live Meaty Chicken, not suitable for vegetarians because it's made with MEAT Baguette"
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Vegetarians can eat chicken too
well, all the ones I know do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)
# They can eat Cock
But not Chicken !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)