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# newsletter subject line COMPO
Doing it early this week coz of bank holidays
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Is this going to wind up with some regular changing his name back going LOLPWNED at anyone who replies to this thread?
Clearly not.

Oh well:

B3TA - SCAT-FREE 10 DAYS AND COUNTING
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# It'd have to be a bloody good one.
[b3ta user rob (11)]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# yah just seen
*tries to pretend that that was a suggestion for the headline*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# THE STICKY EGGS OF RELIGIOUS NONSENSITUDE DEMYSTIFIED

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# This one please
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# 'If you leave now you might make it to the coast before Tuesday'
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Easter: More than just traffic and death
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# LET'S NAIL UP SOME MORE SCHIZOPHRENICS WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# LIKE A RINGTONE MADE OUT OF SPANDEX!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# coming to you LIVE from Kerry Katona's navel shavings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# "Put me up for the night"
As in:

Jesus walks into a hotel, puts a handful of nails on the reception desk and says...
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Arthur C Clarke In The Park
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# In yr economie crashin yr markitz
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# £25m to shag Macca? Tough choice.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Shattering the eggs of excitement with bricks of despair
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# how kewl would that be!
Set up 10eggs, bowling style, then lob a brick at 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Are they the opposite of the
Eggs of Numbing Inevitability?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
YES BB ftw
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Manupulating your markets for the good of humanity
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Ban tiberiusgracchus
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Ha ha...this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Or invent some means to ignore him.
Perhaps a button that once pressed makes his posts disappear.
Maybe it could be called an 'ignore button'.
Just a thought...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# alternatively,
apart from the goatse, accept that he posts photoshopped pictures on a photoshopped pictures board and that you don't have to like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Though invariably oversize
and often with racial undertones.

I know what you're saying though.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I merely found your comment funny.
I couldn't give a fuck whether he's banned or not.

OMGIGNOREHIMHE'SONLYSHOPPINGPICSLOL.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# :D
Oversized?
Ban him now!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# "Easter Shmeaster..I want my chocolate"



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Béidh ar lá linn.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# There's no way you're going to beat this:
www.b3ta.com/links/Best_headline_ever:2
Or directly:
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

"Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead"
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# now that's a shitty situation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Does she have two now then?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# What about:
"Woman goes for knee operation, becomes Former Government of Yugoslavia instead. Killing spree to follow"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Heather?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# SUCK THOSE HOLY JESUS EGGS BATMAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# CAN YOU EAT TWO CREME EGGS AT ONCE WITH OUT ANY SPILLAGE FROM YOUR MOUTH?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# 'spillage'?
like creamy seepage?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# yes, just like that
there was a conversation about doing this the other day on the board, but I can't find it to link.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# It's gonna be sweet
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ... EARN ££££ WORKING FROM HOME
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Behold! She is Risen!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# BEHOLD SHE HAS RAISINS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# BEE HOLDS ISRAELIAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# How about...

B3TA: Doing it early this week coz of bank holidays
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahah
how about "Doing it early cos we're slack bastards disappearing for a nice weekend cos we dont give a fuck about YOU!"
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# up yer cunt yah titless boot
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Are yew lukin at my brar?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Lady Madonna, children at her foot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# pffft
^THIS HARD^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
...wonders how she'll manage to spend the loot...

Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Won't you buy my lucky Heather?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# b3ta, today takes the unprecedented step of making a front page apology to kate and gerry mccann
we had her hidden under the bed for a while but we have misplaced her, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Kate McCann: We're sorry. Your tits are nowhere near big enough
This
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# NOW CHRISTIANS CELEBRATE EASTER
AND YOU PAY FOR IT
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# "B3ta - based on the life of Norman Tebbit" or
"Oh just crack one off instead then"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Jesus bent my hotrod
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# "Spaying the lolcats"
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# In ur wicka man, burning ur sacrifice
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# WANKING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# recklessly putting our eggs in one basket
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# CUNTING YOU IN THE FUCK SINCE 1887
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# You can take my pride, you can take my money...but you'll never take my left egg!
 
(MrWizard, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# FAIL
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I'm dreaming, of a white Easter
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# SHATNERING YOUR INBOX SINCE 1932!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Easter: A reminder not to nail people to things
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# COURSING THE EASTER BUNNY SINCE 1852
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# VERBING YOUR NOUN SINCE RANDOM DATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Jesus died for your sins. So quit wanking already.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)