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# newsletter subject line compo
you must type some letters to be the betters
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# grr
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# yiff
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Tax doesn't have to be taxing - ask Wesley Snipes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# HORSES REVOLTING, DONKEYS LESS SO
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE YOU SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# VOMITING THE PIES OF THE WEEK INTO THE TOILET OF YOUR INBOX
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# "I am a legend.... I want to take drugs!"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Ithought leg ends were ankles
or hips?
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Breasticles or Man-cunt? You decide!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# oi snipes come over here and suck mummy's cock
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I hate Windows XP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# YOU WANT FUN? GO HOME AND BUY A MONKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# The cancer that plagues your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Redditch to be new setting for 'Man in a Suitcase' remake
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# ALF STEWART CORSET HEX
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# "does wanking with a fist full of afterbirth make you a paedophile?"
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Good grief
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# WHY SHOULD WE CARE IF YOU LIVE OR DIE, YOU FUCKING PSYCHO FREAK
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# YOU ARE IMPRESSED
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# In ur skool, pickitin ur line
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# THE GLOBAL RECESSION STARTS HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# BEEN DONE SO MUCH IT CAN'T SNEEZE WITHOUT SHITTING ITSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# YOU WON'T GET FINED WHEN WE OVERFILL YOUR INBOX
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Panic buy more petrol you fucking morons
and off again.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# The DNA test suggests it's yours.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# MAKING LOGOCOCKS SINCE JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# WE'RE TOO RICH TO CARE ABOUT THE 10P TAX BAND
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# GEOFF MAN I CANNAE...AAW FUCK IT!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# yes...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# From us straight/Bi/Confused in to your inbox...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated links, unschooled in the science of law and finance
or summat
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Yiff yiff grrrrrrr yiff nuncle
Or 'What's the scores, George Doors?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# TAX THIS MOTHERFUCKER

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# DRINKING & DRIVING ALLOWED - THIS FRIDAY ONLY!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I AM LICKING MY JAPS EYE

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah but we want a newletter title.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# ME TOO
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# THE ONLY NEWSLETTER GOING STRAIGHT TO URANUS!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# "They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# WE NEVER LEFT VIDEO MESSAGES TO OUR KIDS IN MY DAY
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# WHY WON'T WINEHOUSE FUCKING KILL HERSELF?

BANK CHARGES IN YOUR FAVOUR, RECLAIM £10MILLION

B3TA: KILLING YOUR DISABLED SON AND SAVING THE WEB

BIGGER THEN WESLEY SNIPES RINGPIECE (CHECK BACK FOR UPDATES)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# SNIPES LOL
^this
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# LIKE GOD ON SPEED!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Even Yoko Ono didn't fuck up The Beatles as much as we have
(I know I did this last week, but i recon it's still relevant)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# LIKE JOHN PRESCOTT'S DIET, WITHOUT THE BINGE
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# COMING FROM MARS TO TAKE YOUR SOULS AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Have you ever wondered what it would be like to shag God up the arse?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# you are Richard Dawkins
AICMFP
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# LIKE DROPPING THE SOAP!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# My names Rob and i'm a ginger
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# FREE PETROL VOUCHER WITH EVERY INBOX
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# TODAY'S HOARDED PETROL IS TOMORROW'S MOLOTOV COCKTAIL
Well, with May Day coming up and all....
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Putting the ARSE in Coarseness
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# NOW WITH EVEN MORE COCK
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Pissing all over you kitchen, because we can!
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# IT'S LESS PAINFUL THE SECOND TIME ROUND
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# laying before an animal and forcing it to copulate by any means necessary since 1273
the best of all the entries in the medieval priest's confession handbook

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# corks popped, bottles stopped
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# The torch of human endeavour, carried by idiots, surrounded by goons.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Golf. Is it a game?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Can wanking give you Carpal Tunnel?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Still partying like it's 1999, Wesley?
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)