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# newsletter subject line compo
please type something good
to give the teacher wood
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# bo RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# In ur burmaz fluddin' ur howsez

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# THERE HAS BEEN NOTHING TOPICAL IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK, SO WE'RE STILL MAKING CELLAR JOKES
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ANT and DEC stole my subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Yeah
Cos Tate won really... I'm sure

*itchy chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Heh,
Do you think she's bovvered?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# IWILLKILLYOU
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Do I look bovvered?
/stabs self in face
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *assists*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# What a toss up, Ant and Dec or Tate.... I really can't choose...
(WHICH ONE I WANT TO KILL FIRST)
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I am envisaging a massive defecation ring
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Putting the bee into b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# :)
bzzzz


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I love Bees...
best of all the stingy things
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Listen to european power metal and live for ever
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# This one, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# how kind
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Does for the Internet what Boris will do to London
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I for one welcome our new bumbling idiot overlord...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ^this^
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# hehe
this is good
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# ^ this, competition closed !
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ^ this all over
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# He's not mine,
I don't live in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# But you're an idiot if you think it wont have a knock-on
effect on your life (assuming you live in the UK).
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# easy now
internet is not serious
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# But politics is.
It also seems to be a fairly common opinion. See below.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ^This
Ken Livingstone has had no impact on my life in his eight years as mayor.

London is a tiny village in the south of England somewhere. Surely the yokels of London should be free to vote for whosoever they choose?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# they've voted in a massive fop
it's like the 18th century
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Imagine all the forelock tugging going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# it's more like tearing out of hair

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I was just going to make the point about Ken
aside from piloting a scheme on congestion charges which is/may be slowly introduced at various hotspots around the country, the only real impact London has on where I live is the amount of people from there who buy second homes up here, pushing us locals out of the market.

What can London, or indeed a London Mayor, do about that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Perhaps Boris could reintroduce
gibbeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Now that I'd like to see
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# move to London
there's affordable housing now*



* may contain terminological inexactitude
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I wouldn't move to London if I was paid to
travelling regularly enough down there for work is enough for me.

I prefer it up here in the wilds of Norfolk
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
#
here in the wilds of Norfolk the wrong 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# there goes the idea of a Seaside bash...
...as it were
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# nooo
*cries*

want icecream want
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# ok then.
Do i assume you're still in forrinland? If so, when is a good time for you to travel?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hmm, to be honest not sure (yes in forrin) and it would depend on a lot of things
Such as location, transport access, accomodation, etc.

I would love to try and attend a seaside bash, but would need to check on what was decided before I could commit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# If you can make it to Poland,
I can probably organise getting you over here hidden in an HGV container.

You may end up working in Bernard Matthews place for a few months before the place was raided by immigration officials, but I'm sure we can deal with that when we come to it...

/will try and sort something out
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# does it count as the wrong 'un in Norfolk?
/provincial racism blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# fuck it, I'm moving to London
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# amazingly
not everyone who receives the newsletter lives in London. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# You're right.
I hope no one suggests anything about Fritzl because I doubt there's many Austrian readers.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# you would be surprised...
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# this
this this thisitty this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# haha

the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# GREAT TITS COPE WELL WITH WARMING
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
^This
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# you get newscientist's rss feed
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *doesn't hand over £5*
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7390109.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# HaHa - This^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# gah
*returns presumptuously swiped fiver
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Headline of the decade!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hoho
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# SENDING BARRISTERS RUNNING FOR THEIR SHOTGUNS SINCE 2008
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# More willing to receive funds than Burma
I know, I'm sorry. I have donated to both.


More to B3ta, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# CELLAR VIE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *appluads*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# merci
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Cyclone caused by Brian Blessed's stint on "Have I Got News For You"
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with buggering
your inbox.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# how about 'Proud sponsors of Vile Pervert: the Musical'
the day THAT gets used...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# B3ta: Official ITV Comedy Award winner 2005!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# haha!
I'm going to gave to dig out B3ta TV now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# It's
here
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# EXPAT STORK FRENULUM
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# SLIDING THE ROTTEN B3TA MAN-COCK INTO YOUR INBOX'S GRILLED CHICKEN BREAST FANNY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Forcefully?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# .. with love.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# And chips:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# What's Elisabeth Fritzl complaining about?
She had a similar social life to us geeks, but at least she got some sex once in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ha ha ha - you massive wrongcock
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# excuse me sir, but my panties have ripped
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I said favourite MAYOR, not favourite HAIR
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# VOTE IDIOT GET IDIOT
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# BATMAN TO SPONSOR NEW M4 BAT LANE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# B3ta: Making you as happy as a Burmese roof tiler.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# WILL THE LAST PERSON TO LEAVE LONDON PLEASE LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
#
LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON KICK BORIS IN THE NACKS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# and the flood barrier down
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# OR BORIS WILL HAVE PROBLEMS FINDING HIS WAY AROUND
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# England classified as a nation of overweight alcopop-swilling TV addicts. B3ta got there first
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# FREE HOT COCK WITH EVERY ISSUE
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# FOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# DXN LOL
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# where the fuck have you been!?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# 24 years in my sex dungeon

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# get a bloody webcam then you selfish man
i demand a daily sodomy vodcast
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# *drops another brown baby*
*counts fingers*
*throws in the bin*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# 24 years in his sex dungeon
oh, and

MR SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUOURDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# MORE ELECTRONIC CHEESE THAN A ROBOT TRAMP'S BELLEND
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Cunt Smasher
Smashing Your Cunt.

or....

Daddy's spunk dribbling down your face like tears.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 9 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# "Daddy, you have the dribbliest spunk ever"
"Normally it just sits there in a congealing glop"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# RIP Humph
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Voting lines are still open!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# SUPER HYPER WANKING TECHNICIAN SHOWDOWN!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# what subject line?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# 25% of the proceeds from this newsletter go direct to Ant & Dec
Or This Fritzl story isn't that bad, I mean its all relative isn't it?
(Scat Tevens, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'


/loves the Beeb...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:46, archived)