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# newsletter subject compo
here's your pokey
to give me a jokey
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Josef Fritzel - 4EVA IN OWR HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# He was the People's Peadophile
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# haha
*commissions memorial cellar*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Something about jade goody.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Yes, there is something about Jade Goody
is that...hairgel?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# hahahaha
many many varieties of it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# "B3ta newsletter raises your PC's chance of developing 'USB cancer'" - Iranian Institute of Science & technology
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# JADE GOODY LOL...oh what's the use...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# One week on and still feeling Jaded
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# PURVEYORS OF FINEST CONDOM SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# we'll never forget you Jane
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# i had to read that twice before i got it!
i fail
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# ^ very much this
it is good :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# winnah!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# THIS ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# hahahah, that has to be it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hehehe
/peer pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# CO2
/beer pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# LOL
actually lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I still lol at your Gaza West Bank image
'edging' hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# yeah
cracks me up
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# :)
thank you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I won't bother with my suggestion now
cos we've found a winner \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# go on - you might trump it!
*pressures*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# no - please suggest something
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# My comment was not only wooing your suggestion
but cunningly masking the fact that I couldn't come up with anything even vaguely amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Awesome
woo indeed.
(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# \o/
You very funny man.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Oh please... this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Jade goody's Satnavs: sending witless drivers over cliffs to their death
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# 65 YR OLD WHITE HAIRED PUBLICIST SEEKS NEW CASH COW: DETAILS INSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
#
CASH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# The best advance in civilisation since cheese-flavoured chewing gum
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# JADE WHO?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# b3ta, like a nursery school for shitty viral marketers
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# heheh
ehehh eeehhh.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# China find Radioactive Ball
Jack Tweed denies knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# and it seems to me, you lived your life, like a complete waste of space....
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# ... like a cattle with the wind
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Whale in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER LIKES A SCRAP SO WILL BE HEADING TO CANARY WHARF NEXT WEDNESDAY WEARING A PINSTRIPE SUIT AND BOWLER HAT
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# It's alright, Fred Goodwin can just buy a new house
Newsletter brings new strain of gay that is immune to therapy.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER IDENTIFIED AS CAUSE AND CURE OF HUMMUS CANCER
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# DAVID JASON OFFERS A THOUSAND APOLOGIES FOR PAKISTANI JOKE
/Well, it hasn't been used in the tabloids yet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hahahahahhaha
*gets*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# this
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# its like 4chan but without pedos and pr0n
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# JOSEF FRITZL: THE PEOPLE'S PAEDOPHILE
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# turns your inbox to gravy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# FRITZL'S BARGAIN BASEMENT SALE - NOW ON
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# "YOU'RE FIRED"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# MAX CLIFFORD CAUSES CANCER -- SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Read it as carefully as your smear-test results.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# This just in - Simon Cowell has Cock cancer. Praying to Jesus really does work.
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# So...who's the next 'celebrity' we can skewer?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# B3TA - distorting condom science since 1903
.
(Eli-T, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)