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[challenge entry] bobby vader
(cheebatv, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# The force is strong in this one
I feel
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
# oh willies,
i had a good one there as well
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# use the police force.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# recursive vague mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# "Use the force" takes on a new meaning
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# i think we gathered that
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)
# oh piss off
we had a plastic elephant in the pub. we called it sunshine and tried to drown it in a pint.

then we gave up and decided to tie its tusks into ssg's hair.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# i'm so glad
you think of me when you go away from b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# oh good lord
3 in a row!
(cheebatv, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)
# that's tremendous
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# most fun but probally GC
i search and couldnt find it
look
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# bomber jack kind of
that was some game
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Sex
Wee! Erm.. Mind Piss even.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# weird
oh
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Damn.
I expected that to be "Bomb Jack" for some reason..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Roxy loved to sing opera on clear mornings....
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# nessum dorma!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# i love everybody
100% fact.....
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# even
me?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# I fucking
hate you, you cock
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# good
u dont want T then......
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# You're
great

and anybody who says otherwise is a liar and a bounder
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# hum hum ...
www.b3ta.com/board/1961620
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Sssssshhhh!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# ha ha
i have a twin i always new....:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# scary
i'm off to the pub now!

happy unbirthdays
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# bloody show off
hi ya tef
o to live in scotland
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# What
are you talking about, you mad fuck
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# yay!
wonderfully fluffy :)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# huzzah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# more fun then eh?
I really ought to move to London or something ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Jjjjjjjjoooooooooiiiiiinnnnnn
uuuuuusssssss!


*waggles fingers hypnotically*
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# hmm
the giant b3tan magnet I planted in London would appear to be working then.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# hi ya
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# helloo there you piss head
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# i love a city with a happy
atmosphere :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# is that a russ abbot quote
?
(cheebatv, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# i love you!
and everybody, in fact!

no-one's married me yet though. i think it's because i like the little pink wafer biscuits, and it's hard to settle down with a husband who likes those with his tea. well imagine it.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)
# according to meetme.hotornot.com
there are no straight women who list "pink wafers" as an interest.

i feel your pain.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# i seem to recall
us getting married
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# oh yes
sorry dear, busy day at the office, you know how it is
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# i'm hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# I think it's more the willingness
to accept random people into yer house to sleep on the kitchen floor that really drives the wimmin away :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# even
Su Pollard?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Malllllllaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrddddd!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# smashin
my little 'andbrake, kiss me immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# How's granny,
then?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I think the cat
may have eaten the grandparents and the dog as it was the only one here when I turned up.
ho-hum.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Blimey
have you checked Tescos?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# it's shut!
waaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
POLARD!
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# eeep
and Bernard Manning?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# I accidently opened flash

and somehow ended up with this.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# nice mullet.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Its a young
Gary Barlow?
(Kwazy Wabbit, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Not bong
eyed enough. Maybe a young Ken Barlow.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I have no idea.
But i think with a bit of modification, some other members of a band, and some animation, he could be brilliant.

"Hello b3taaaaaaa!
Are you ready to raaaaaaaaaaawk?!"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# 'tis
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# LMAO,
It's the crocodile hunter, Steve!
(BurningFeetMan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# For no other reason except...
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Space
monkey??
(Kwazy Wabbit, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# mafia
hula hoops
castro
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Belgians
in the congo
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# wheel of fortune
sally ride
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# heavy metal
suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# pope paul
malcolm x
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# a
monkey
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# greatest politicians
sex
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# second sign of madness
how sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# just because you
didn't start the fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# the flame's been burning
since the earth's been turning
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I thought the 2nd sign
of madness was hairy palms.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)
# *looks*
no, what's the first?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# curses,
an answer *and* a joke in one post...twat :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# now with added instruments...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# i wish i was in the mood to luagh
as im not have a woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# why no happy?
Why you feel crappy?

Don't worry...
Be slappy!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Yay!
Me likes!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# yaaay!
but you really need to do a flash version with sound now :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# ooh jolly good idea,
i'm working on a huge flash project at the moment, i'm still getting used to it, it's most grand
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# flash is full of vectory goodness...
i love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# mmm
flash.

though this project is huge, it's going to take about 2 months i reckon to complete, with help from the experienced supermoore.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# WHRE can i
get the album?


woo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# hehe
I like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Shite
So sorry for the threadwaste - however, my server being down means nowhere to put images.

So to the point - was there a radio show today, and did anyone get the mp3?
(ProudClod, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Hang on
Found something to save this thread from waste:


www.gamerseurope.com/gdcequiz.php


Edit: Meh, 60/100 - not bad
Tis the quiz from this years Games Development Conference.

Test your knowledge against the mighty Peter Molyneux
(ProudClod, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# aye, it's coming soon,
see rant further down there vvvvvvvvvv
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] the police choir

tried so hard to be down with the kids
well my computer went into meltdown tonight so no more photoshop until I reinstall the bastard, or cubase or overnet or any other software you care to mention, I wanna cry
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Overnet/edonkey is a piece of piss
to install.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# however
MFI cupboards are not
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# now I cant even stay logged into b3ta
so I cant even edit my own messages, anyone got a razorblade?
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# All these problems and you're
going to have a shave? You need to get your priorities right son.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Weee!


Just back from martian's piss up... terribly, terribly drunk :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# wheeee, the show is taped
and ready to be re-encoded again....fucking machine...grrr.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Hehehee....





get a mac :P
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
#







I'm trying, but he won't bloody give it up!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# witchy
has lots of macs! or do you?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Me and Phil
have squillions of macs! Yay us!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# about 20 at last count,
but they're all v.low powered jobs running OS6 and 7.....bog-all use for owt apart from Claris and, er, that's about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# hahahaha...
'tis bloody fab that... good night out?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I'm arseholed
Yaaaaayyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# me too...
yaaaaayyyyyyyyyy :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# RaRRRRRR
lets set fire to something!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# how about a match,
or this handily presented stack of wood that needs to be burnt for heatage purposes..yay!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# excellent
A worthy compo finalist.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 19 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] oh well ...
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# arf!
What about picking pickled corn, eh? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# do you sell
sea shells?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# all the bloody time, mate.
From my red and yellow lorries.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# i'd buy some
but i'm busy plucking this pheasant.
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# are you somehow
related to said pheasant plucker?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
# i'm his son
but he's a ragged rascal ...
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I hope he can
run fast.....there's some pleasant fuckers after him!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# they'll never catch him
in all these rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# i know him
he's a smart fella who felt smart
(cheebatv, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# was that
your idea?

this post was my idea
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# no my nan told me that one when i was 5
funniest thing ever - fact
(cheebatv, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# second anim

Some people are really messy, no?
(treeface, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# they are
good evening b3ta, you happy little scrotums
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# guten abend
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# 'lo!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# o that is
ace
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Fearful of parasites
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Here - have one of these....

(i've already used it once today but i'm proud of it!!!!!!)
(Kwazy Wabbit, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Are you Star Trek Nemesis
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Never seen it
so no!
(Kwazy Wabbit, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Are you a female relation
to a worm ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# hehe
very good
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# hmmm.....no
Nem"e*sis\, n. [L., fr. gr. ... This is that ancient doctrine of nemesis
who keeps watch in the universe, and lets no offense go unchastised.

Are you a form of maritime entertainment?
(Kwazy Wabbit, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Thnx
Tar....-xvf etc etc
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# The Ebay income had improved since buying the new keyboard


Evening all, just back from work, I wont be here long, tired as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# You know
I've never understood "L@@K" it's like..incorrect leet-speak.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I think it says
Latatk
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# it's like looking, but more exciting
I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# how
**rare**
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# MINT
!
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# ay oop
nob botherer , how goes ? ;) !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Easy nervous bum maker
how is ?

ps - bed now, you may all think of me naked now. I sleep naked, well, under my boxers I am anyhow.

In fact, have you ever stopped and thought to yourself, God, everyone is naked under their clothes.......and then clasped your hands, rubbed them and gone "muhahhahahgnnnnnnnnngngnnnnnnn" ?

No ?, just me then.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# meep !
my dirty secret is out at last..........I feel so freeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# !!!NEVER BEEN OPENED!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# for all of yers:
*RARE*!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# WOW!
*bookmarks for future ebay usage*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# It was your page......
That gave me the idea Wichy
Luv.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# R@RE!



or perhaps not :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# What a
super website.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# It says
"leek" - probably meaning that it doesn't hold water correctly, and is therefore faulty.
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
# 41MB
I've got a 41MB version of m3tatween 3&4 that's uploadable somewhere and in Realmedia format for broadband streaming/downloading.

First one to say Ferris Bueller loses a testicle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# ferris bueller
loses a testicle.

what do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# this


lo witchy :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# still wonderful after all this time :)
In case it wasn't clear I was joping for someone to offer some temporary 41MB space to upload it now until I sort out a place for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# what kind
of bandwidth are we looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# anyone that's around now
hands up people ;)

It can wait until tomorrow I guess but I know koit and others can't wait for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# yaaay!
One of the few fillums I still like.....been cataloguing (sp?) my Spike Milligan collection tonight after watching some of the early Q stuff on that there video tape......

evenin' sah!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I found out that guy from People Like Us who also worked on the original Muppet Show and even stood in as a special guest one week
did a lot of the Q shows too, and was in Life od Brian and Not the 9 O Clock News.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Yup,
Chris Langham....plus Mark Steel was in some of Milligan's stuff too, just before I came up here I was chuffed to find 'the last laugh before TV AM' that they did in 85 or thereabouts......top stuff that I must VCD soon....

random quote: "'e's 'avin' it off with the woman next door, and he's using *my whips*'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:37, archived)
# a testicle.jpg
If you dare click you'll find a sfw prize The main reward will be a sense of courage though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# But why
is it called "Testicle?"
And more importantly.... What were you going to shop looking for testicles?

has legs crossed
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# 'cos they've both
got a fine pair of top bollocks.

so I've been told by someone authoratitive who's looked at the image in question
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# it needs
a button to automagically add a subtle naked reflection into the item image. Then you'd sell loads.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
#
(Pelle ghola, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# flosting jello fisting?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Are you Bovine
?

That looks remarkeably like his green monster of "the painting" fame.

Woo btw.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# I think I've seen that painting......
Wish I could draw/paint like that......
(Pelle ghola, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# my
he looks tough!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I bet I could take your friend 'he' in a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# what if he's
He-man ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# 80s He-Man
or the new one?
(Pelle ghola, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# 80's of course.
new he-man is a fraud.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# New he-man is a she-man
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# A gay she-man
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# she's still
'arder than you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# yay!
stylish!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Minor TW, but B3ta never fails to amaze me
while randomly searching for the R Whites lemonade ad (secret lemonade drinker) on google there were 3 seperate links to b3ta. one of these days it actually will be the interweb.
Anyway there is a point to this. I couldn't actually find what I was looking for - a video clip of the secret lemnade drinker ad. can anyone help?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# I did the same thing.
I wanted to find some images of spartacus for an idea I had, involving spartacus being handed over to the romans by all his mates, typed it into google, only to find a hitload of b3ta related images, one of which was exactly what I was planning to do. which is why that idea never materialised from me. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# fucking cunts
the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# HOLY CRAP!
833,000 returns on the word b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Fucking shit Fuck!
it's only a matter of time now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Cocksucking Cocksuckers!
We WILL rule the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# awww...
look what demonic omlette wrote about me:
"I never EVER read instructions. Which is why my attempts at photochop generally suck. But Scoopzilla, on the other hand, kicks ass."

in re to: this

edit: cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# no
but thanks for reminding me of it.

Actually I have an idea that we have it on video somewhere, but I have no means of getting it from video to your computer, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# no problem
it's a fucking cracking ad. and no mistake. I have a bottle in the fridge. planning on sneaking down at 3am for a secret lemonade drinking session in my jim jams.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# What's wrong with lemonade?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# absolutely nothing
especially when it is made by R White & Sons. It's fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# hee hee
be sure to sing along!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# shall do.
I'd better get oiff to bed then. staying up until the secret lemonade drinking session isn't the done thing, you know. 'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Give it a good hard throw
and hope there is sufficient wind.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Nope
however........

My work mate is called Paul White. His Sister got teased at school because of said advert.

/Unimportant and only slightly relevant fact
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Was one of them..

/blatant repost
it's secret lemonade shrinker, for what it's worth
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Isn't that
him/her off Robot Wars?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# haha!
it's clearly actually george from robot wars though.

*edit* cockbadgers, b3tan again!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# ::::::FRED CRACK::::::
Of your threadwaste...

Upon looking at the list, I have noticed something...

For up to 15 in front of and 15 behind my name, I am the ONLY ONE who has stayed "b3tan"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# You'd be surprised
at the amount of people who signed up and never posted.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# No...
I bet I wouldn't...

geez... 16,000!!!!

ANd ME, with 4,200 posts (almost)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# i've been here since the early days
well, sort of. and I've only managed just over 2000 posts. no idea how the likes of Bovine and co. manage it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# by having no social lives.
*see profile*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I been here
longer than I thought. 6107 since I joined up. They said "you would never leave..." Doesn't time fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# we told ya....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# b3ta definitely
needs a health warning or something. i am officially a work-shy slacker now
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Hooray for
assing off like lazy twunts!

AND getting paid to do so!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Nuts
I just looked at that and ScottMills_Radio1 is directly above me. Get it away from me!
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Welcome back me
Miss me? No? Good ...
(Saoirse, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Yes
Is the new m3tatween complete then ? - If so, anyone so kind as to provide a linky ?

And todays radio show ?

Need to catch up.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# i don't belive m3tatween is online yet
and i haven't heard of a link to today's show
and all i have is mustard, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# English I hope
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# but of course
/grey poupon commercial?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# fnord will have m3tatween details in his profile.
and i believe matsimpsk will have recorded the radio show.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Nah
not in either of their profiles.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# well, slap a fish and call me a cunt.
dunno then.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# After many computer related disasters
I have today's radio show on good ol' gazzette tape....who'd think eh, a machine with a big fuck off processor, half a gig of RAM and bollocks knows what else isn't capable of recording an hour's worth of streamed radio without fucking it up at the last minute.

I HATE microsloth and everything they stand for! Fucking virtual memory my weeping arse.

On happier notes, once I re-record today's show it'll be available on good ol' MP3.

Woo.

It was funny too :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# I seem to remember you.
didnt we have a conversation about your screenname once, meaning "freedom"?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Hurrah
I'm vaguely remembered! I feel all warm inside :)
(Saoirse, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# hahah
that is magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# i think i gave that a woo last time.
i shall do so again!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# sorry
for reposting but.....................no........bollocks , it's better than a wasted thread !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# cock off
you don't care, and you know it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# true !
you cunt !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# sssspppprrrrtttt
repost whore! spunkbadger!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I had a scary moment today
when I pulled up ootside the house and there was a bloke getting out of the car behind me.....had to double-take 'cos I was sure it was you! This board is taking over my life! Mummy!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Timmy and the Sun
(maxwell_smart, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Love it!
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I thought you went home
.

also, I could not get the swf file to work from earlier, or else I would have woo-ed it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# blimey
who would have known that the sun was evil enough to hate an innocent balloon?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# i'm half sun,
it originates from our background of torment from violent storms.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# you are
15% of sun
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# naked
hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# that
is really very nice. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# ha ha!
good stuff. I like anything that gets pissed off at inanimate objects.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# how rare...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Indeed
!
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# gosh
that's odd! well done!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# As Sting once said....
...

Dooo Dooo Dooo Doooo, Da Daaa Daaa Daaaa

Poignant and thought provoking, miss. Right, I'm off to savage a hot water bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# I heard
that rumour. It was ver'good.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# the others
will be waiting a very long time for them to come back.

yeeeeeeaaaay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# also,
does anyone know how to change the number of spaces a tab is worth in microsoft word?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# I know how to do it
in JEDIT.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# thanks koit -
eclectech's sorted me out.

also, hello and goodbye! i be off now.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# hehe
I would have helped, but owing to male stupidity I failed. Good on the Ecletecher
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# tab used to be eight characters...
but in word they're set by distance, specified in the format / tabs menu (altho' that's quite an old version of word)...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# oh, you beauty!
that's the one. thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# hurrah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# spectabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# quite!
but it's an interesting thought....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Hooray!
For playing Volleyball on the moon!!!!!

I can see it now...

"Side... (ball floats away) out?"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# thats no moon etc etc
and so on
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# ...


My potatoshopping skills... she is stinking today
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!
MANBEAR CHUMP!
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# nonsense
that's spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Oh why thank you kitten!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# woo!
shitler or hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Chump Man Cop
and such
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# chuuuuuuuuuuuump!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# All the ladies love a uniform
So they tell me.

I'm off, I can't sit in this chair any longer.
I may return though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# is it me
or is he about to burst in to song..... "Stop in the name of love......."!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeee!
thought i'd drop in because it's almost 12:00 across the sea there, and i know you all love me. anyway wooyeah it's 6:00 here i'm getting drunk as i type this!

btw nice pic!
(Hobbes, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# 6:00?
Central Time Zone?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# INdiana!
well i'm out to go get more drunk!
I love you guys!
seeya later!
(Hobbes, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# CHUUUUUUUMMMMMP !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I second what Tedmus wrote
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# "You worry about the lighthouse, I'll worry about the towers !"
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# hehehe
nice. woo
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# woo ! , alright
nobber , your date go well ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Hmmm
nopesy, as there was a lack of.

:)

Ah well, maybe when I'm 40.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaawwwwwww..........
..........come on man !!!


just approach it with your knob out , least you'll know early doors , save you some money !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# you are quite the charmer Mr T
is that how Mrs Tedmus succombed ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# she
has never got over my persuasive charms my friend !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# your special
BEGIN CREEPY IRISH ACCENT

"man charms !?"

/CREEPY IRISH ACCENT
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# how was you date sir koitness
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# What date was this btw ?
Did I mention summat ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
#
^
|
|
|
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Yeah but I replied
without really knowing what I was talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# bannanas and cheese with ham then
yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# very woo!
edit: oh yes, that reminds me, in amonth or so I should have successfully installed broadband on my pc, and as a result will be "purchasing" some recording/arrangement software, so I should hopefully be available to do guitar parts for you again should you need it, providing i get the hang of said software...

edit 2: what the fuck is the word im looking for? meaning a bit of software that allows you to put recorded parts together.

edit 3: ahh, a sequencer. thats the one.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# You bet your hairy ass I would like that
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# good good.
do you have any suggestions?

Also, are you going to be on hand to explain things to me in a very slow fashion as though you were talking to a small mentally deranged child?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# I have no idea about what sequencer to get
I have an old one that does the job and so no real need for me to update and/or invest.

As long as you can get the sound on to your comp in a decent wav format, then to mp3, that's all you need.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# fair enough.
I am approaching this with absolutely fuck all knowledge of how to do any of it though, so it may take a while before I can get up to the standard of being able to submit guitar work.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# First
Do you have a souncard capable of direct line input ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# yep, I just need to get an adaptor.
about £3 in a shop...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Good-oh
just ensure that the recording volume is not too high and you'll be well away.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# pssst
plusnet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)

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