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# o well heres a "pie posh" to say good nite


sorry......
good hight :)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# goodnight pippy...
sweet dreams...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)
# awww
good night :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)
# It's gone all quiet
can I take a register please?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# *hic*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# this sort of attitude
is bound to see you fact me out mwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# actually i'm off to sleep
good night fair b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Got your bed made?
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# pif paf poof!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)
# one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# here!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Captain
my Captain!

*stands on desk*
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Here Miss
*raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# she prefers
as little respect as possible
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)
# here!
*both hands up*
(Bodphrah, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# me
for a bit.....sleep is demanding my attention.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# Here
But going to go drink some more beers as my PC decides to do a scandisk.
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# 'ere
too
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# me
literally off bedwards in 5...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# parp
here!

:)
(Smudger, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# oi oi
and im gone
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# hellooooooooooo...
i've stopped gibbering as am actually making a pic... huzzah :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Yes,
Miss!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)
# boing!
playing with flash and graphics tablet so i'm a bit quiet!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)
# Floaty's in the house......
... Float... Float.... Floaty's in the Motherfuckin' house.....

Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:05, archived)
#
boo
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)
# "Brian! I thought i told you too keep that racket down!"

Remember Kiddies don't jump on the bed!
(Bodphrah, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Haha.......
.... best thing ever......
I love you.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# hairy
monkey
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
#
*slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# ooh
harder!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Sorry Zero.....
... I am deeply cunticled.... Too much cat faeces on my carpet... Floaty angry.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# FLOATY
MASH CARPET!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Is this....
... a suggestion.....?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:06, archived)
# oh brian,
when will you learn?

they're always difficult at that age..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# very good
in fact so good i'm not going to refresh til morning so it's there when i wake up.

night!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# night night
:)
(Bodphrah, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrgh
what is it???????



but i want one


wooo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Hehehe
Awww, thats too lovely!

Just replace the basket for my face, and thats my bleedin kitten every morning at around 5AM.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# you should
submit that thought (and picture) to www.ratemykittenonmyface.com

I know I will :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Ive already submitted him
to www.meankitty.com but he's not appeared, obviously they dont realise just how mean he can be!
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
# Make them
pay his online fees...that'll fuck 'em royally in the ass :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:59, archived)
# My cat....
.. who I love very much...... has been shitting on the carpet very much over the last few days. I will be drowning her in a bucket, as soon as I can find one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# wot, a
shitting cat?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Remind me
never to be your pet!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Manchester was a safer place when he was on the beat


appologies for crappyness, Ive just made the switch from Fireworks to Tattyshop and trying to get to grips
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# John Stalker is the guy who does those awful awnings adverts
'Have you ever wanted to escape the terrible glare of the sun?'

Anyway...Goodnight y'all. See ya tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# even Buster can do it...
like you want a dog pissing about with you awning, I'm thinking health hazard
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Hahah!
Where's the Anderton card?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Sophie
Anderton?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# my dad witnessed a murder in manchester yesterday.
so much for that.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# Exactly
get Stalker back on the force!
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Was it
the one in Openshaw?
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# at ManCat college.
I think thats in openshaw. Dont hold me to that though.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# thats definitly the one
I couldn't remember where it was so had to open up the BBC News website...

I was kind of listening out, because I heard shouts of help then lots of sirens last night.
I looked out my window and couldn't see anything, I would have gone to help...but didn't want to get killed myself. (wasn't related to the ManCat one)
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Tsk tsk
What a world we live in when people hear shouts for help but dont do anything.

I'd do exactly the same though as Im a big scaredy cat
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# yeah
I felt bad, and thought of doing something.
But it was def a guy shouting help, which meant it was 99.9% likely that he's already stronger than me and I'd have just ended up helping by shouting with him

also it was 3am and I was half asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# You are so right...
...I saw an old lady being mugged yesterday.

I watched for a full ten minutes and not one person went to her rescue - what is the world coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# Outbloody rageous!
My friend saw a group of guys hitting this other guy on the ground, when he went over all of them legged it laughing their heads off (including the one on the ground)
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# I once threatened a group of skaters who were skating on the war memorial in bury
cos they were fucking up the wreaths, and they all ran away, only to get pissed as fuck three nights later, throw up and end up passing out on those very same wreaths.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
# i walked out of my front door
in time to see 6 skinheads kicking the shit out of my mother-in-law. the noise she was making was enough to make my next door neighbour come rushing out. "aren't you going to help?" he asked me. "nah," i replied, "i think 6 ought to be enough."
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# the best bit is,
my dad works getting kids apprenticeships, and the lad that murdered the other lad was on my dads books, hence him being there in the first place. He was due to have a meeting with the kid and his tutor about five minutes after it took place. The lad was coming across the car park, and got into a scuffle with someone, next thing, the other lad hits the ground bleeding from his chest. First lad throws the knife away and legs it. And me dad was supposed to fuckign go talk to the fucking nutter in five minutes time!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Do they definitly know who it was then?
They arrested a 15yr old for it, but couldn't charge them because there wasn't enough evidence.
Thats what the news said anyway, not trying to argue with you or anything - I know it sounds like it abit.
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# i dont know.
the lad that did it is 18, like I said, he's on my dads books. If they want to find him that badly, they should just ask my dad for his address........

This happened yesterday at about 4:00pm. dunno if its the same one you're thinking of.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# This is all I know...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/3102614.stm

Apart from I'm SURE this morning it said a 15yr old had been released on lack of evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)
# yeah thats the one,
they probably did release the 15 year old, cos it wasnt him. it says hes 17.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)
# LOL!
I'm even confusing myself now by commenting on something before I check up the latest facts.

Story as I know it....
17 yr old lad murdered on Thurs
15 yr old arrested on Thurs
15 yr old released Fri morning
17 yr old arrested Fri afternoon

HOWEVER when I posted before I didn't know of this afternoons arrest
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Yep, that's the
environment mrs'Witchy is in every day at her place...good job she's the only teacher the kids like intit....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# because i love u
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Piss
off
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# you're my best mate you are
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# thank u
your too lovely
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# so sad.
i love you, i'll find some pics of you and jizz one off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# awwwwwww.....
that be cute

in a really non-cute way!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# what the
weeping anus is REBOL 2.3?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Well,
AcronymFinder suggests Relative Expression-Based Object Language...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# But I prefer
Rectally Explosive Branded Orange-flavoured Liquor.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# I think I prefer
the last one, though fuck knows why :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# LRF?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I did REBOL once
the book in the index said

"Recursive Loops - see Loops, Recursive"
"Loops, Recursive - see Recursive Loops"

I'm easily amused
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# hey, there's
a rumour that yer easily amused...I'd take no notice....

look - badgers!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# badgers???
WHERE?
You know its getting desperate when your pearoasting SOMEONE ELSES work!
PS. They're Peckers
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)
# pecker's
what?

I'm too pished to care ....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)
# Peckers
Badgers
(too late for ANYONE to care)
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] They always get their man...

(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)
# this is really rather good
and it took me 3 or 4 scrolls past to notice it animating, oops!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# woo go
horsey
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# "What they should do with Blaine" or "Now you see me now you don't"
(digital3, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Good pic
but I know its been said...I REALLY am getting bored of the whole thing now! are we REALLY going to have another 37 (or whatever it is) days of this????

Not a dig at digital3 or anyone personally or in particular
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)
# they should liven it up somehow.
like setting fire to the box.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# No fact in this...just rumours
www.b3ta.com/board/1954975
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# interesting....
but yeah, hes not over the river.


however, the crane could fall over as opposed to the cable snapping...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# yeah....I heard that
but then the NEXT theory was that they were going to put him over the river to stop people throwing stuff at his box.

But I guess they would have done that by now!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Oh for a really good
Lightning storm....that would make things interesting...or maybe storm force winds...
or maybe just some bloke with a large rifle...
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# every day
he gets that little bit closer to death!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# they wont let him die though.
if he stops moving, theyll be onto him quick as.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# as do
we all....

/freud
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# now _that's_ a good way of looking at it.
as far as i'm concerned it is a "good thing". the public gets to pelt a cunt with eggs, and the cunt gets kidney damage / ruins his career as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# only
if his publicity people stop paying us
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# oi
it's a bit late for all that small text isn't it!

Some of us are straining to read as it is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# my
thoughts on the matter
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# meep
I actually held out longer than most people before complaining!
I'll be honest, its not even to do with the pictures, I'm just fed up of hearing about the whole thing, I'd prefer that EVERYONE forgets about him (including all his supervisors and stuff) and he's left there to rot!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# sealclubbing


sorry, it's late (for me), watch me not care
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# it made me laugh!
But maybe because its late here too?
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# oh dear.
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# And the fear remains!
Goosebumps!
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# that's
rather good
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# hahahaha...
tops... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# I should get a life....
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# re : the south pole 'race'
i do not understand why they didn't just leave a couple of months early, then they could have won.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Eating the dogs
May have helped....
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)
# hahaha
hahaha
hahaha
hahahaaaahahaaa

I think that says it all....apart from I'd like to add

hahahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# nice
I can just see the picnic tables
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)
# yay!
i like it:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Childish
Simple
Dumb
Could not stop myself
many sorrynesses
(treeface, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# this may be gc
www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-12774076,00.html

if'n it is i'll git rid, yawl
made me chuckle!
(cheebatv, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Aww bless
they're so cute when they're that age
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# caught red handed.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# for the love of god!
hehehhehehehehehhehehe
(cheebatv, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Bet his
face was red.

edit: particularly after they red him his rights.

edit again: he must have had an ink-ling though.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# that's a bit far,
i've called a taxi.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# what a red bastard.
/attempt at witty remark
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# *groan*
*GROAN*
and
*GRROOOOAAAAN*

edit: At least he didn't get away with the redies
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Just goes to show,
our police are reddy for anything.

And so are the criminals.



I'm sorry, I'll stop now.

This may not turn out to be true.


edit: I was right - "Some people'll do anything vermillion quid."

Aye thengyoo.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# b'dum tish
here til thursday

try the veal
(cheebatv, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Or any
of the red meats.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Even underwater is unsafe...
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Woo yay
and a houpla for the subtlety!


Very nice indeed. I salute you, your Grace.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# strangely enough
The original photo was by a guy named wu
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# What a coincidence.
My real name is Yay.

Hieronymous Q Yay.













This is not true.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# so ...errr
you're not called Hieronymous then?
(cheebatv, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Actually, I am.

The Q is the part that's a bare-faced lie.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Hieronymous
Is very hard to spel
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Eeep!
The fear etc
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Eeep!!
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# we need a threadwaste in memoriam
johnny cash is dead


on a more humorous note, john ritter is attempting insurance fraud
(Hunting bears, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# We all knew about Johnny Cash
John Ritter clearly didn't plan his death on
a good day, as he will even be forgotten in death
to have died on the same day as Johnny Cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# yop
which is perfect for fraud

ho hum
i smell murder
(Hunting bears, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# ho hum
i smell your bum
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# have you told the fbi?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Who's been telling fibs?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# we've had about 25 threads
to dedicate his death.

in one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# not nearly enough!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# BUT MINE WAS THE FIRST!
100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# fired.
I actually have a friend that is VERY upset about Ritter.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# who the fuck is he?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# John Ritter
was an American actor who became famous from his role
as Jack Tripper on Three's Company, a sitcom from the 70's/80's
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# If we had a threadwaste
for every dead person, that'd be a lot of threads. Then everyone would have to bequeath a small sum towards B3ta to pay for their digital immortality..
/drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# what about dead insects
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Can I have some on toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# you DO
need a new head
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Yup.
Too many pints of mild tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# you should stick to milk!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# 'Mildman Dan?'
I see your point
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# a bit laboured
sorry ...
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I'd probably be ok
If I hadn't had that pork pie and mustard
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# probably seemed
like a good idea at the time?!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Yeah
Then that four mile bike ride in the dark home wasn't funny
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# you certainly know
how to have a good time!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Shame I never get the chance
The pub I was at was so rustic you had to cross the farmyard to get to the bogs
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# looxury!
when i were young
you had t'cross a bog to get t'bog
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Could be worse
This pub was full of folk music
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# were you participating?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Well,
I might have been
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# cash is spent.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Ahahaha
that's really funny
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# on a totally disconnected note...
i've just realised i've had two competition mentions based on the same photo of a highland cow that i snapped in glen nevis... how odd...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# David Blain's gonna die in a few days!
Can we all have a one minute silence?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I'd prefer a few day's
silence for that twat.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# :::FRED CRACK:::
of your dumb ass threadwaste:

GOODNIGHT ALL! I'm going home now!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Ken Dodd's
dead dog's dead
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# no !
Ken Dodds dads dog's dead
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Oh,
bollocks...

I'm pissed... ignore me :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# mee
to! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Rahhh!
lalala!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# were you out with Martian?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Yeah
Although, for some odd reason, he spent the whole night on the other side of the bar to all us b3tans. Anyone would think he was embarrased by us or something...
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# ha ha
did he have real friends™ out with him?
Do you know if gibbon is still out boozing?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# They were all
heading off towards smirny's, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# ahaaa
*knowing look*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I fuckin loved JC !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# i like seeing celebrities before they went grey
they look so different
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# hahaha...
he's fab... is he connected to JC in some way or are you being a random repost whore? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# aye...
...just being a repost whore , you know . like you do !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# hurrah! and i think i do...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# well I saw a gun.......
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# hahaha...
and i excuse this one on the grounds that i was thinking of a gun pic involving a squirrel... but then i thought... if you're reposting a squirrel... best to go for the one reading porn :)

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# yay!
no excuse needed , he rocks !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# i am outrageously proud...
of the "tufty gets some tail" headline!
edit: oh, and hsa (hot squirrel action)...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# never!
:)

oh go on then...

(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# awwwww...
cute...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# That's still
the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# thanks !
I know I made it but I fucking love it , it brings me joy , is that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# have you set fire to anything yet?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Only
my finger
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# i now feel really guilty...
because i laughed at that...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# I thought i should make him a missus
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Saffron
out of Republica!

Do I win summat?

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Shweet
Although a little too much like Kelly Osbourne
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# i can cover the wedding hamster
barbershop quartet if you want
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# my cat
has suddenly started tearing round the house like a loony, I think it might eat me next...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# it's gonna shit in a corner
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# when did you get a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I'm at my parent's house
and it's a big hairy ungraceful lump, it's thundering round like a herd of baby elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# yay!
don't try mating with it now
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Maybe you should lay off
feeding it cocaine for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# too late I fear
www.b3ta.com/board/1963655
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Have a race!


Evening everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# it's spotted a ghost in
the cupboard an' it's trying to draw yer attention to it! Either that or it's got chilli sauce on its ringpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# damn you david blain
do something magical

no food for 44 days, i think not
(Hunting bears, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# "No, Mr. Blaine...
England expects you to die"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Yeah - that
one! Attention-seeking twat that he is.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# I would LOVE IT if he died doing this...
But he won't. I have a feeling that people (his workers) give him food in the middle of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# most of me doesn't care,
but the rest of me wants to poke him with PEK chopped pork.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# i quite liked him
when he did 'street' magic

now he's gone all crazy, i blame the eye on his hand, it's taken over his brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# that being the brain
in his ass!
(cheebatv, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# don't even go there sister!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Hurray
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Keep your hands where I can see them
(Idid, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# is there shopping in that
thats what they did to me
(Hunting bears, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# It's real
honest
(Idid, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# ha ha
body kids!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Ha!
thats almost too funny for words....
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Ooh that's
very woo.

Step away from the crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# My god
it has to be animated RIGHT NOW.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)
# couldnt resist....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# i want a remote control dishwasher unloader
then my life would be complete. i could donate my legs to the less fortunate.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# shirley you'd also
need a washer loader/unloader/hanger on radiatorser/put back in drawerser stroke wardrobser?

We'd deffo pay for that up here!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# alternatively
i could never wash anything ever.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# true, but
then you'd need yer very own human fly swatter stroke insect-deadifyer....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Thank you Tom...
you made me laugh, and I was getting rather bummed out there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# 'Rape Alarm'
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# You know what's funny...
Is how the TECHNOLOGY from the first three films is actually outdated by the time of the last three, but...

the LAST three films are set BEFORE the FIRST three...

recursive Star Wars?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Waah
I need a new head
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Much Grinning
And mostly evil buttons too...
(adeliefan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# poor Beaker

click for bigger
such a hard life, so many hard times,
wished he was properly educated




(Hunting bears, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# That's utterly hatstand!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# thank you
i was working on photoshop in school, i take free media class, to do anything i want, and i was making random 3d stuff, and then i saw this picture on the wall and i thought of beaker, i dont know why
(Hunting bears, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# yay beaker.
he's the peoples' hero! nice pannage.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# what an abstract
concept :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thethingfromanotherworld, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# hehe
does som1 know a better animation program then image ready, but easier then flash? i can use both proficiently but i want to try another
(Hunting bears, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# umm, the only alternative i can think of
is fireworks.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# yeah but i want full version, and i dont like getting illegal software
ho hum
(Hunting bears, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# umm...
how about ImageReady?

Or Flash?

Seriously, these are the only two I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# try combustion
it's a wee bit pricy like
(cheebatv, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# that's well
fuckin' woo.....nice!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Ta!
I just got Carrara, and it's the first thing I've done with it...
(I helped save b3ta! thethingfromanotherworld, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# meep meep!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# my flower is happy...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# yay!
and so he should be with a filename like that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# u do too
yay love rules
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# funky
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# That's ace
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# 'rah!
Al Jolson will be proud :o))
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# gah... you have a point there!
tis actually the face of a sheep... because it's late, i'm drunk, lazy and mashing old pics together :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# like I said earlier,
I've watched too much Spike Miligna tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# ahhh...
no such thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# yarr, you be roight
miss Lectech, or can I call you Ec.....nooo, in typing that I got as far as Ecl and instantly thought of Eccles....bah! But woo at the same time :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# hehe...
is it just me or does miss lectech sound a bit... erm... stern?
but any variation is fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# yay!
vitalite!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# are you tarnishing my flower of happiness and alcohol...
with an advert mr spacefish?! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# woo
that's lovely and I've got somewherre to upload the m3tatweening temporarily to share it';s lovliness with everyone else :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# hurrah!
i *really* like m3tatween 4... 'tis magnificent :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# yaaaaay!
though i should receive supermoore's package through my slot anyday now, which will be grand
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# oh oh , hope it'll be online soon,
I really want to see it !!
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Weeeee!
This makes me happy also
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# haha !
happy and drunk is a good mix !

nice one missy !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# he certainly is.
drunk? disgusting behaviour. pah!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# jolly
little fucker
woo
(cheebatv, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# oooh
I hear Bob Marley!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# have you got
any donuts?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# mmmmmmm...
donuts...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# yah!
wid jammin :D
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# so
you have trapped him all these years ?

you evil bint !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# oh
he's quite safe here...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# you've got him in
a safe?!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# And I will never reveal the combination
NEVER!

/cabin fever
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# yay !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)

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