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[challenge entry] Trevor McDonald
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# *has brain seizure*
It looks like Michael Jackson!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# hehe
I was thinking some bastard son of Oprah Winfrey after I did it....
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# oh no wonder
he's always got that smug fucking grin on him half the time
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Just so people know...


The Long Drugs Challenge is on again at the moment (29th September - 5th October) - (LPGA tour). Cristie Kerr is currently in 3rd place, she's attempting to win the trophy she won last year.

More info here:
www.longsdrugschallenge.com/
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# the long dongs challenge?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# GC!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Geez!
Isn't that a bit of a vitreous chicken?

Well, someone had to say it...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# I have a feeling the trophy will look different this year
It was different in 2001.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I would imagine
she was keen to hang on to that trophy.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)
# an artist's rendering of this year's trophy
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# ha ha
nice.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# glass cock
i poted that ages ago and it was glass cock then blah blah
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Wonderful.
I think we should send messages of support.

To your family. I can't believe you kept track of this! ;)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I found a picture of cristie kerr
with the trophy from a different angle...

it's not what you think though... honest.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# poor girl.
she'll never leave the house now.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Reason: None
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# norks
woo
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# how rude!
woo
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I will be watching that for a while.
Woo.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BEST POST EVER!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# is that shoped
hmm
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
norks!

*right click, save as...*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# quak quak
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# That is most terrific
Could have been a contender in the dancing compo!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# yep
i miss most of that down to lack off hosting
but its sorted now :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# wonderful
:)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Is that a......
.... wait for it, wait for it...

"Clubber Duck"

Ayethankyow - Fetching coat as we speak
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# yay for dancing ducks
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# hahahahhahhhaha
ha ha ha

groovey
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Thats Gary the head chef at work
Then there's some twat sat underneath him
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
# "what duck?"
/pratchett
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Woo for Pratchett!
Oook!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# pratchett is the most shoplifted author in the world.
there's bookshop somewhere in nz - probably aukland, you know what they're like up there - where they've had one copy of each of his paperbacks nicked. one of each. amazing.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:51, archived)
# oh my.
that's great!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Blobby Charlton
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Woo for Blobby!
Sadly, I've got one of his singles on tape somewhere! *hangs head in shame*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# that made me nod
nodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnody
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Pffffffffft.
Vintage claret all over my monitor.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# yes
get the same problem with the white stuff
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# hahaha
thread jack:
Just had a thought. Would it be funny if my phone number was 904753? think about it
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# yes!
Baz knows!

Baz also knows when it's a good time to turn off the tv
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Sorry old joke, but I've been driving alot this week


It's Highway Robbery.

ahh, allegedly, cough
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# woo and yay
threadjack!!!!

has anyone tried the freeserve free 30 trial of broadband

ie do the let you cancel it no problem like I intend doing?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# They'll probably
bombard you with tons of junk mail every day begging you to come back, lasting for six months
That's what happened when we switched from BT to cable
They eventually get the message
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# after you cancel, and they start doing that, you should call up the service people and say something like
"I wasn't able to fully enjoy my service during that time period, and it seemed as though it was no better than regular internet"
or some such line, and see if they say "well why don't you try another 30 days free so you can see what a difference it makes"
you get the idea, though
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# now there's a thought.......
*concentrates on growing a moustache for twiddling*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# my friend decided that he was going to work on one of those too.
perhaps you need a website, like www.mustache-twiddlers.com
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I haven't been on b3ta for a while
and yes, I clicked that


doh!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)
# ha ha!
they're emails are no match for my fantastic work spam filter.

cashback!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Ka-ching!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)
# But does the postbox on the
front door have such an effective "spam filter"? I mean dead-tree junk mail
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# ha ha
they're junk mail is no match for my er...matches!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# never tried the 30 day trial
just went onto them and they are shit hot, not been disconnected unwillingly for 6 months. yayyyyyyyy 6 months of wanking without being reconnected, 1 thing though, AOL is shite
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)
# AOL, shite,
surely you jest! :)

is it still really hard to uninstall their stuff? which is laden with spyware?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# yes, yes
and yes
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Put it this way...
I install any old shit on my computer but I wouldn't even touch AOL software with a barge pole!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:38, archived)
# libelous...but woo!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)
# little thief it is! :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)
# wtf is that link banging on about??
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)
# what u fink
some cunts thats all bithching about shit
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# and the reference to THIS thread being?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# do you work
in a little chef?

are you in fact a Little Chef ?

(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# no?
do you?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)
# no
i was asking the numpty above
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:56, archived)
# ...
...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# we've all done what?
was that one of the "retards" from earlier?

*edit - no, that's recent. nm.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# doesn't seem very nice
whatever the fuck its about
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Norma Jean Manson....
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRGH!!!
KILL IT! KILL THE FREAK!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# come on
what film is that from, first person may get a prize
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# the seven year itch

(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# ohhh close
muhahahha
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Svenno Year Itch
.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# that puts a very disturbing picture in my mind...
eurgh
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Dirty mind eh?
I'd draw it, but I'm on holiday.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# i see
you only waste time photoshopping when you're at work then?
:)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Nah.
Conserving my 'shopping digits. I scribble all day and then half the night too. It requires rest sometimes.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# naa not dirty
but nonetheless disturbing
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Svenno ear ache
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
# the seven year itch


*edit* - poo
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# when porn was not invented
thats the righht answer folks

*edit* right not righht
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# who's jean manson?
; )
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# is it
morphs wife..with no tan!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Unsure but i think norma jean was the
real name of marilyn monroe

correct me if i'm wrong
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# right
by the way ..how do some pics get on the frontpage so quick...who votes...people here...some of you lot?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# the mods stick em on
there good at that
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)
# there are mods patrolling the board.
they decide what gets on the fp.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# your corrected
so your wrong
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# yes i know
hence the winky face.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# the butcher, the actress, the candlestick-maker
his wife and her lover.

/Hang on, I got confused somewhere there....
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Bo Derek Nimmo
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# **jack my own thread - hard!**
anyone got Photoshop CS yet?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# have you?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# no, not yet,
although im sure there copies you can ehem.. 'aquire' out there sonwehere!!

...problem is, theres still tonns of stuff in 7 i dont know how to use yet!!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# whats new in
cs

and what does cs stand for?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# the onlys things that stand out for me
are the colour matching, and the SWF file exportwww.adobe.com/products/photoshop/newfeatures.html
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Ooo
sounds nifty, but I think I'll stick with 7.0 for the time being!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# eurgh
that is disturbing. In so many ways... >.<

please kill it...with a flying axe or something...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Wrong!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Camel toe! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# sweet jesus.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Mmmm
camel toe...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# A rare "Ten Bagger"
Take it away
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# theres an old country & western song called...
"Went to bed with a 10, woke up with a 2"
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Hah
.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# also a song by beautiful south with the words
"she's a perfect 10, but she wears a 12" and i still; dont know what ur getting at
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# baby keep a little 2 for me
she could be sweet sixteen, busting out at the seams, it's still love in the first degree.

what makes that song ace is the "uh-huh"s from paul heaton.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
# many people on this board
would. i'm looking in your direction, moore.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Good
because I'm holding up a sign that says "Cock off you gayer".
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# you know
you would. in fact, i'd be surprised if you hadn't already.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffftttt!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# "and you're a very lovely lookin' lady too"
/little britain
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# well, thank
you

*flutters eyelashes*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
"my name is 100% of gibbon, and i am a lady"
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# yay - little britain!
i used to listern to in on the radio,

my favourite characters at the moment are the bloke in the wheelchair and his carer:)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# "i look a right pillock.
do you do crisps?"
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Hmm...
Would sunshine elephant?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Sorry for fred waist
But is the question of the week, why is there no question of the week? Failing that, is it 'What does a 404 look like?'

At any rate, is it a relic that has lost support or is it a dark mysterious portal of insanity that requires a bizarre mind and wasp grease?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# We don't talk about it.
It's part of the sinister second phase.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# yes, yes, muahahahaha
phase 1: get lots of people to register at b3ta
phase 2: "question of the week"
phase 3: world domination?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Phase 3:
Fishcakes.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# always with the fucking fishcakes.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# high-class and sophisticated, as ever.
are you venturing south this weekend, by the way?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Looks that way.
Might turn up late though, depends on work.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Fancy booze and football
on Saturday afternoon? It would be rude not to, in my humble opinion. And Pippy is having his birthday over the road on Saturday night, which is useful.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# football?
/ears prick up
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# i'll arthur you tomorrow
if you fancy it.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# i most certainly am.
moore tells me good things of st albans united.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:38, archived)
# well, we got stupidly drunk
and shoved shitloads of something up our noses (and, i seem to vaguely remember, lost 1-0). according to the fixture list they are away at Harrow on Saturday. hmmm.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)
# What footy do you have in mind?
Not that it matters, the answer is a basic yes.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# i'll have a look down the fixtures tomorrow
and see who's playing who. now we're cockneys, i'm not limited to watford, luton, barnet, st albans or stevenage any more. ummm... there's leyton orient too. (i'm sure there are others). what about millwall? who are they playing? that might be quite funny, and i know how to get to their ground.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# ha ha
millwall vs coventry. how brave do we feel?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)
# fuck.
off.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)
# if only he'd been at hitler's right-hand side
instead of goering.

"ein land! ein volk! ein führer! fünfzehn million fischfrikadellen"
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# they would have won the war.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Note to self:
The boy knows too much.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# lucky for us, really.
a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. therefore a lot of knowledge renders you impotent.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Keep thinking up those excuses.
Jaffa boy.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# fuck off
you northern monkey.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# the onion
starbucks?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# lemming
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# uhhhhmmm.....
i don't think there's ever been a question of the week...

just there incase they come up with one i suppose. nice idea.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Would you then suppose
Why has there not been as yet a question of the week? was eligible as question of the week?

made somewhat less cryptic by the question mark.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
#
huh?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# because the magic donkeys who put it there
are at least as lazy as the average b3tan
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# the first question of the week was
"what shall the quesion of the week be?"

so far, no-one's answered it correctly.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# ooooh
well there ya go.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# What is
this threadwaste?

" Greater than, divided by, q, o, t, w "
in edit...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Blimey
that's a good 'un! Fuck knows!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Bucking fast tards
Where's it gone? Sure it was behind the angry stares of beetles a moment ago...

(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Timmy Henman Mallet


I was actually sad enough to be on one of his tv shows as a kid .
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Timmy
Helmet?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Woo!
btw
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Do you have to ring a bell
and shout Unclean?

Nice pic. Sad story.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# I swear
Wacaday is evil, I even still have a friggin' Waccyplaster somewhere..
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# What's the phrase here?
"Keep digging the hole"
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# is that what timmy said?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# For Cowgirl Redneck
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# yay!!!
thank you so much!! lOoks much better animated. thankyouthankyouthankyou!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# You're welcome
I like doing things like that
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# it now has a memorable place in my profile
thank you uberly much. Again.

/thank yous
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# By the way,
i'm normally known as chris the dragon, but thanks!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# i'll edit it
sorryyy
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# oooh, splendid
and woo to the drawing too - I didn't see it whenever it was first posted
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# here
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# its down yonder...somewhere...
(done by me)
EDIT: hah! its right above me.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# unlucky but happy chap

this took way too long.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# condolences
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like that!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# what a catch!
wootastic
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# I think i have fished the same spot!
btw, the 'clown fish' pic on your profile is excellent! =)

this one woo too!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Hehehehe
Cool profile dude :) made me smile
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Whee, my first bandwagon


Just had to do this, sorry..
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# arf!
nice one :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# cute


nightie!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# G'night ma'am
may fair dream follow thee.

Or something.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrr!
that's rather woo, I say.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# yay!!!
stupid little buggers are about to get eee-ten....

buahahahha

/morbid evilness
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Wonderful!
And there's an animation in there if you wouldn't mind?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Further to which,
is there a bigger source of this pic anywhere? I just got here.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# look down the board
"older posts" perhaps
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# No shit?
I was under the impression most of the posts would be edited in some way, rather than the source. Also, I thought they might have been resized for the board rather than being a large source pic.

But what do I know eh?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Erm,
imagine I'd added a helicopter to the picture.

Ta.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# imagine i responded to that with an appropriate comment
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Imagine a savagely witty riposte.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# imagine me finding a sexually-oriented pun in that
pointing it out and giggling.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# imagine me in women's underwear.
go on. just imagine it.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# i can't get that mental image out of my head now.
*wanders off to bathroom*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# ah yes, the old whale and helicopter meme
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Dolphin Lundgren

So sorry, was much better in my head
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# thats very well done
woo!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# hehe
i think its pretty good ;)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I'm going to bed.
Tata.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# night
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# thats woosome
yay!!!!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# fuck swimming with THAT!!
..woo pic though =)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# i like his hair!
so woo to that!

and a woo for the very spiffy front page today.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# It's been a day of much hummus
interspersed with fucking retards.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# I won't say which half you come from then... ;)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# i like fucking retards.
they don't mind if you bite.

/chris morris
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# I realised yesterday
that some bastard's knicked my Brass Eye DVD
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# I really hope
you're on the other team in the football game, you taffy twat ;)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Hehe
I'm hoping to still be around for that. I'll be dissapointed not to be :)

Depends if the girlfriend lets me.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Kill her.
I'll help you.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# ha ha, under the thumb!
you're under the thu- oh look, that's a black kettle.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# hehe
she works lots of weekends, so if it is one she has off it'd be unfair to hang around in london too long.

we'll wait and see.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# missed the retards (thank heaven)
but the periodic joy i got from looking in every now and then was very nice!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# agreed
The zippy picture was a drink meets monitor moment for me.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# It is a lovely FP isnt it.
I printed out an A4 version of KittyWaste's bunny today to test my new colour laser at work.

I got a look of puzzlement from my boss when it came out!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# i now have
ghostbuster domo on my desktop.
my co-workers think i'm nuts.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# You had to search through some shocking pictures
I bet.

Punnage most foul
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Superb!
And his head doubles as a useful toilet brush.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# hahaha...
that's fab!
edit: and i need to sleep... night all...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# that's great!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# that is like something good
only better
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# oooh
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
very nice shoppage :) You managed to retain some dolphness unlike me ...

(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:57, archived)
# number 6 and last one for tonight.......................

and if your interested she's speaking again....!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Give her a slap on the arse and ask for some cake.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Hussein
/spelling
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# awww :)
....your missus a computer widow too?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Penguin Chicken gone wrong
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I was waiting for someone to do that.
yay!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Killer Whales...
have EVOLVED.

It should be a bad horror movie.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# or maybe...
Zombie Killer Whales From Mars... now theres a movie waiting to be made
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# into what,
chameleon-esque tongue-hunters?

...

that WOULD make a good horror movie...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# hehee..
just needs a speech bubble by the penguin with its wings up, saying "AIIEEE!" :)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# haha
p-p-p...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# :O
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
DON'T TOAST THE CUTE LITTLE FUZZY CREATURES IN THE...TOASTER...THING...IE....

yay
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)
# i agree
use an oven. gets much hotter

speaking of which, my dinner is almost ready
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# At this time?
That's no good for your digestion young man.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I prefer my cute fuzzy animals cooked slowly over a campfire
but thats just me. Theyr'e good, too, with a fine marinade also.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# *sob* *sob*
*tears of a strict vegetarian*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# One Word...
Microwave

Yum :b
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 12:48, archived)
# i;m eating as i type this.
lovely chicken pie and a glass of wine. mm.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# mmm pie
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm, human pie............
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# its only 7:00pm here
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# East Coaster? Baaah....
its only 4 PM here.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I'll let you off then
Enjoy!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I find frying keeps the flavour in.
Evening all.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# actually i'm making french fries
but its much healthier if you bake them
plus i don't have a fryer and am too lazy to use a frying pan
good evening
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# EVENING!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# STILL SHOUTING THEN?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# well, obviously.
i like to shout.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# i find a holler more relaxing.
and occasionally yell, but purely on a recreational level.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Awww!
Everyone in that picture looks really happy!

Yay!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)
# The toaster was ruining the mood,
so I had to cheer it up a bit.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# kill kill kill
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# hahaha!
Best eaten with tonight's WooVC special offer.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I rather like that
.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# wtf
i like it though
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:33, archived)
# wtf!?
i like it though
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Woo
My sister loves foxes so i'll show this to her and make her cry or something.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] hows this then..origanal or what!


should be a frontpager me fink!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Indeed
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# *coughcheatercough*
*coughlamecoughasscoughpearoastcoughJAAAAACKcough*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# cough
coughtherescoughtoocouchmanycoughcoughscoughincoughthatcoughsencoughtencecough
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# do you need a cough drop or something?
thats a pretty bad cough you've got there....

/dumbass corny comeback
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# its ok, it was a hack joke anyway
/dumberass cornier comeback

:)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# well my corny comeback was cornier!`
nyaa!

/dumb'n'dumberass corniest comeback
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# if you suffocate and die because of that
we won't pay for the coffin

/coat
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# oh
my that take all week to think of?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Go ahead.
Waste a fucking thread on a poor fucking joke.

Edit: God I'm so bored.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# well
there wouldn't be a lot posted if people didn't!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)
# /gets coat
that'll be the last 15 months of my life down the drain, then.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# sorry
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)
# ha ha ha
hi, neighbour!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# hididdlyhi neighbour
i started making a neighbours thing last week and realised it was WAY too much effort...
hopefully see you 2 around lots now :) woo!

off to bedski in a mo...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# night
night!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# fuck some of you wankers
you fucking cunt.. i shouldnt have to resort to this shite........so cant spell, get bored easily.......is it really that bad ..if it wernt for the shit this site would be half as populer..........weve all done it ...so stop fucking bithcjhing........thought it was a nice bunch ..shame about a few of you cuntfaces...............there...i shall take breath now
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# what?
That took me Fucking AGES
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)
# yeah right
twat
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
# a tad harsh?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# couldn't figure out how to work a mouse or keyboard, eh?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
# haha!
I was just thinking how silly all this name calling is, but that was a top answer!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# yes we are much too mature to sing to name calling.
Isn't that right, mr poopypants?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)
# what's that
about your poopy pants?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# i this he's messed himself.
again. christ.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# err.
its been a long day.
and the room is dark, so i can't see the keyboard.
and i'm hungry
and oh look! its george hamilton!
/points
/runs
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Did you know that
there's a George Hamilton Guest House in Brighton? I'm sure, however, that it's nothing to do with the Orange One.TM
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# that hit a nerve
christ!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)
# helps if you
are not a muppet
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# well
muppets can work a mouse and keyboard better than this guy, apparently
:)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# haha
you funny
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Nice response.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# My dad's called Roland.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I own two Roland Rat teddies
and one large 4ft tall Weetabix..
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# blimey
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# was
Origanal an intentional spelling mistake?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# makes it more authentic
and original

not
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# learn to spell
you absolute cunt.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)
# do you not even
understand the difference between 'to' and 'too'?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)
# does anybody NOT get that this is the image from the front page challenge explanation?

own up.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)
# what
frontpage?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# where's the bovine list when you need it?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# what is the bovine list?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# that's it.
you're on it.

the painting bovine did for me arrived today. i'll put a photo of it up tomorrow.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# it is?
fuck me...
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# the ironies
are truly fikk.

Yep...spied that one. to easily .fnar
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# dance businessman! dance!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)
# you dancin'?
You askin'? etc.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# wicked!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# ready?
DISCO!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# y dyn dawnsio!
nice.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# speak proper
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)
# looooooooon
but bloody great
woo yay
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Whoop!
He got da moves
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
# execs machine!
woo
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# haha!
you got a website sorted out yet?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# *looks at ground/kicks heels*
umm... not yet. I like to think of myself as an intelligent person but there are just so many numbers and letters and aaaargh!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# honestly!
it couldn't be easier!
have a look here for a friendly person to ask
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# and what a friendly person she is :)
going to have one more attempt at persuading a friend before imposing. thanks!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Agent Nicole Smith

(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)
# tsh...
man whore.

): (


...nice shoppage though
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)

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