
I was thinking some bastard son of Oprah Winfrey after I did it....
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he's always got that smug fucking grin on him half the time
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The Long Drugs Challenge is on again at the moment (29th September - 5th October) - (LPGA tour). Cristie Kerr is currently in 3rd place, she's attempting to win the trophy she won last year.
More info here:
www.longsdrugschallenge.com/

Isn't that a bit of a vitreous chicken?
Well, someone had to say it...
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Well, someone had to say it...

It was different in 2001.
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i poted that ages ago and it was glass cock then blah blah
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:34,
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I think we should send messages of support.
To your family. I can't believe you kept track of this! ;)
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To your family. I can't believe you kept track of this! ;)

with the trophy from a different angle...
it's not what you think though... honest.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:36,
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it's not what you think though... honest.

norks!
*right click, save as...*
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:36,
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*right click, save as...*

Could have been a contender in the dancing compo!
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i miss most of that down to lack off hosting
but its sorted now :)
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but its sorted now :)

.... wait for it, wait for it...
"Clubber Duck"
Ayethankyow - Fetching coat as we speak
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"Clubber Duck"
Ayethankyow - Fetching coat as we speak

Then there's some twat sat underneath him
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there's bookshop somewhere in nz - probably aukland, you know what they're like up there - where they've had one copy of each of his paperbacks nicked. one of each. amazing.
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Sadly, I've got one of his singles on tape somewhere! *hangs head in shame*
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nodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnody
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thread jack:
Just had a thought. Would it be funny if my phone number was 904753? think about it
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Just had a thought. Would it be funny if my phone number was 904753? think about it

Baz knows!
Baz also knows when it's a good time to turn off the tv
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Baz also knows when it's a good time to turn off the tv


It's Highway Robbery.
ahh, allegedly, cough

threadjack!!!!
has anyone tried the freeserve free 30 trial of broadband
ie do the let you cancel it no problem like I intend doing?
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:24,
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has anyone tried the freeserve free 30 trial of broadband
ie do the let you cancel it no problem like I intend doing?

bombard you with tons of junk mail every day begging you to come back, lasting for six months
That's what happened when we switched from BT to cable
They eventually get the message
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That's what happened when we switched from BT to cable
They eventually get the message

"I wasn't able to fully enjoy my service during that time period, and it seemed as though it was no better than regular internet"
or some such line, and see if they say "well why don't you try another 30 days free so you can see what a difference it makes"
you get the idea, though
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:30,
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or some such line, and see if they say "well why don't you try another 30 days free so you can see what a difference it makes"
you get the idea, though

*concentrates on growing a moustache for twiddling*
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33,
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perhaps you need a website, like www.mustache-twiddlers.com
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they're emails are no match for my fantastic work spam filter.
cashback!
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cashback!

front door have such an effective "spam filter"? I mean dead-tree junk mail
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:36,
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just went onto them and they are shit hot, not been disconnected unwillingly for 6 months. yayyyyyyyy 6 months of wanking without being reconnected, 1 thing though, AOL is shite
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surely you jest! :)
is it still really hard to uninstall their stuff? which is laden with spyware?
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:35,
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is it still really hard to uninstall their stuff? which is laden with spyware?

I install any old shit on my computer but I wouldn't even touch AOL software with a barge pole!
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was that one of the "retards" from earlier?
*edit - no, that's recent. nm.
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*edit - no, that's recent. nm.

you only waste time photoshopping when you're at work then?
:)
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:26,
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:)

Conserving my 'shopping digits. I scribble all day and then half the night too. It requires rest sometimes.
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thats the righht answer folks
*edit* right not righht
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*edit* right not righht

real name of marilyn monroe
correct me if i'm wrong
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correct me if i'm wrong

by the way ..how do some pics get on the frontpage so quick...who votes...people here...some of you lot?
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they decide what gets on the fp.
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his wife and her lover.
/Hang on, I got confused somewhere there....
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/Hang on, I got confused somewhere there....

although im sure there copies you can ehem.. 'aquire' out there sonwehere!!
...problem is, theres still tonns of stuff in 7 i dont know how to use yet!!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:23,
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...problem is, theres still tonns of stuff in 7 i dont know how to use yet!!

are the colour matching, and the SWF file exportwww.adobe.com/products/photoshop/newfeatures.html
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sounds nifty, but I think I'll stick with 7.0 for the time being!
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that is disturbing. In so many ways... >.<
please kill it...with a flying axe or something...
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:18,
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please kill it...with a flying axe or something...

Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Camel toe! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
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"Went to bed with a 10, woke up with a 2"
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"she's a perfect 10, but she wears a 12" and i still; dont know what ur getting at
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she could be sweet sixteen, busting out at the seams, it's still love in the first degree.
what makes that song ace is the "uh-huh"s from paul heaton.
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what makes that song ace is the "uh-huh"s from paul heaton.

would. i'm looking in your direction, moore.
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because I'm holding up a sign that says "Cock off you gayer".
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you would. in fact, i'd be surprised if you hadn't already.
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i used to listern to in on the radio,
my favourite characters at the moment are the bloke in the wheelchair and his carer:)
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:33,
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my favourite characters at the moment are the bloke in the wheelchair and his carer:)

But is the question of the week, why is there no question of the week? Failing that, is it 'What does a 404 look like?'
At any rate, is it a relic that has lost support or is it a dark mysterious portal of insanity that requires a bizarre mind and wasp grease?
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At any rate, is it a relic that has lost support or is it a dark mysterious portal of insanity that requires a bizarre mind and wasp grease?

phase 1: get lots of people to register at b3ta
phase 2: "question of the week"
phase 3: world domination?
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:20,
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phase 2: "question of the week"
phase 3: world domination?

are you venturing south this weekend, by the way?
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on Saturday afternoon? It would be rude not to, in my humble opinion. And Pippy is having his birthday over the road on Saturday night, which is useful.
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moore tells me good things of st albans united.
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and shoved shitloads of something up our noses (and, i seem to vaguely remember, lost 1-0). according to the fixture list they are away at Harrow on Saturday. hmmm.
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Not that it matters, the answer is a basic yes.
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and see who's playing who. now we're cockneys, i'm not limited to watford, luton, barnet, st albans or stevenage any more. ummm... there's leyton orient too. (i'm sure there are others). what about millwall? who are they playing? that might be quite funny, and i know how to get to their ground.
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instead of goering.
"ein land! ein volk! ein führer! fünfzehn million fischfrikadellen"
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:25,
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"ein land! ein volk! ein führer! fünfzehn million fischfrikadellen"

a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. therefore a lot of knowledge renders you impotent.
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i don't think there's ever been a question of the week...
just there incase they come up with one i suppose. nice idea.
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just there incase they come up with one i suppose. nice idea.

Why has there not been as yet a question of the week? was eligible as question of the week?
made somewhat less cryptic by the question mark.
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made somewhat less cryptic by the question mark.

are at least as lazy as the average b3tan
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"what shall the quesion of the week be?"
so far, no-one's answered it correctly.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:20,
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so far, no-one's answered it correctly.

this threadwaste?
" Greater than, divided by, q, o, t, w "
in edit...
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:22,
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" Greater than, divided by, q, o, t, w "
in edit...

Where's it gone? Sure it was behind the angry stares of beetles a moment ago...
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![Challenge Entry: Conjoined Celebs [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

I was actually sad enough to be on one of his tv shows as a kid .

and shout Unclean?
Nice pic. Sad story.
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Nice pic. Sad story.

Wacaday is evil, I even still have a friggin' Waccyplaster somewhere..
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thank you so much!! lOoks much better animated. thankyouthankyouthankyou!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:12,
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thank you uberly much. Again.
/thank yous
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/thank yous

and woo to the drawing too - I didn't see it whenever it was first posted
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(done by me)
EDIT: hah! its right above me.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:17,
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EDIT: hah! its right above me.

btw, the 'clown fish' pic on your profile is excellent! =)
this one woo too!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:16,
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this one woo too!

stupid little buggers are about to get eee-ten....
buahahahha
/morbid evilness
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10,
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buahahahha
/morbid evilness

And there's an animation in there if you wouldn't mind?
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is there a bigger source of this pic anywhere? I just got here.
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I was under the impression most of the posts would be edited in some way, rather than the source. Also, I thought they might have been resized for the board rather than being a large source pic.
But what do I know eh?
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But what do I know eh?

pointing it out and giggling.
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*wanders off to bathroom*
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so woo to that!
and a woo for the very spiffy front page today.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:07,
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and a woo for the very spiffy front page today.

interspersed with fucking retards.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:08,
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they don't mind if you bite.
/chris morris
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/chris morris

that some bastard's knicked my Brass Eye DVD
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you're on the other team in the football game, you taffy twat ;)
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:14,
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I'm hoping to still be around for that. I'll be dissapointed not to be :)
Depends if the girlfriend lets me.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:19,
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Depends if the girlfriend lets me.

you're under the thu- oh look, that's a black kettle.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:21,
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she works lots of weekends, so if it is one she has off it'd be unfair to hang around in london too long.
we'll wait and see.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:28,
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we'll wait and see.

but the periodic joy i got from looking in every now and then was very nice!
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The zippy picture was a drink meets monitor moment for me.
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I printed out an A4 version of KittyWaste's bunny today to test my new colour laser at work.
I got a look of puzzlement from my boss when it came out!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10,
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I got a look of puzzlement from my boss when it came out!

ghostbuster domo on my desktop.
my co-workers think i'm nuts.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:11,
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my co-workers think i'm nuts.

I bet.
Punnage most foul
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Punnage most foul
![Challenge Entry: Conjoined Celebs [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
very nice shoppage :) You managed to retain some dolphness unlike me ...

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and if your interested she's speaking again....!

Zombie Killer Whales From Mars... now theres a movie waiting to be made
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chameleon-esque tongue-hunters?
...
that WOULD make a good horror movie...
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...
that WOULD make a good horror movie...

just needs a speech bubble by the penguin with its wings up, saying "AIIEEE!" :)
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:09,
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
DON'T TOAST THE CUTE LITTLE FUZZY CREATURES IN THE...TOASTER...THING...IE....
yay
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DON'T TOAST THE CUTE LITTLE FUZZY CREATURES IN THE...TOASTER...THING...IE....
yay

use an oven. gets much hotter
speaking of which, my dinner is almost ready
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:00,
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speaking of which, my dinner is almost ready

but thats just me. Theyr'e good, too, with a fine marinade also.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:03,
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lovely chicken pie and a glass of wine. mm.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:05,
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but its much healthier if you bake them
plus i don't have a fryer and am too lazy to use a frying pan
good evening
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:04,
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plus i don't have a fryer and am too lazy to use a frying pan
good evening

and occasionally yell, but purely on a recreational level.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:18,
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so I had to cheer it up a bit.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:01,
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My sister loves foxes so i'll show this to her and make her cry or something.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:11,
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![Challenge Entry: Conjoined Celebs [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

should be a frontpager me fink!

*coughlamecoughasscoughpearoastcoughJAAAAACKcough*
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:54,
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coughtherescoughtoocouchmanycoughcoughscoughincoughthatcoughsencoughtencecough
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:58,
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thats a pretty bad cough you've got there....
/dumbass corny comeback
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:00,
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/dumbass corny comeback

nyaa!
/dumb'n'dumberass corniest comeback
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:01,
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/dumb'n'dumberass corniest comeback

we won't pay for the coffin
/coat
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:02,
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/coat

Waste a fucking thread on a poor fucking joke.
Edit: God I'm so bored.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:55,
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Edit: God I'm so bored.

that'll be the last 15 months of my life down the drain, then.
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:58,
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i started making a neighbours thing last week and realised it was WAY too much effort...
hopefully see you 2 around lots now :) woo!
off to bedski in a mo...
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:12,
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hopefully see you 2 around lots now :) woo!
off to bedski in a mo...

you fucking cunt.. i shouldnt have to resort to this shite........so cant spell, get bored easily.......is it really that bad ..if it wernt for the shit this site would be half as populer..........weve all done it ...so stop fucking bithcjhing........thought it was a nice bunch ..shame about a few of you cuntfaces...............there...i shall take breath now
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I was just thinking how silly all this name calling is, but that was a top answer!
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Isn't that right, mr poopypants?
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Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:59,
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its been a long day.
and the room is dark, so i can't see the keyboard.
and i'm hungry
and oh look! its george hamilton!
/points
/runs
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:03,
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and the room is dark, so i can't see the keyboard.
and i'm hungry
and oh look! its george hamilton!
/points
/runs

there's a George Hamilton Guest House in Brighton? I'm sure, however, that it's nothing to do with the Orange One.TM
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:15,
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muppets can work a mouse and keyboard better than this guy, apparently
:)
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:02,
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:)

understand the difference between 'to' and 'too'?
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own up.

you're on it.
the painting bovine did for me arrived today. i'll put a photo of it up tomorrow.
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:13,
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the painting bovine did for me arrived today. i'll put a photo of it up tomorrow.

are truly fikk.
Yep...spied that one. to easily .fnar
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:10,
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Yep...spied that one. to easily .fnar

umm... not yet. I like to think of myself as an intelligent person but there are just so many numbers and letters and aaaargh!
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:03,
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it couldn't be easier!
have a look here for a friendly person to ask
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Thu 2 Oct 2003, 0:06,
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have a look here for a friendly person to ask

going to have one more attempt at persuading a friend before imposing. thanks!
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