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How pres. Bush sees the world?

huh?

(benchbri, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

what are you

confused about?

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dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

they appear to be confused

about their own image.

*shrugs in confusion*

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TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)

touché!

(benchbri, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

I thought it was more like this -

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

true

always the dollar signs

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)

..oil, that is..

black gold..
Texas tea..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)

richard nixon

from a very long way away

in the snow

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

i don't believe you.

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

why?

huh?
my word not good enough for you?
you calling me a liar?
*starts to cry*

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

because.

you heard me.
no.
yes.
stop crying.

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

That's me

that is

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

haha

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

hello all...

how is everyone this evening?

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)

hahahaha

woo yay!

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

I'm bloody marvelous,

and all the better for another wonderful Electech pic :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

weak and in mental turmoil

that's how we are

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

i'm absolutely fine mentally.*

*may not be entirely true

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

all the better

for seeing you here.
or something.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

I waiting for my heart rate

to get back to normal after playing F-Zero

much woooageeee to the pic

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

I've heard,

that you're shit at that game ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

I'm now only

98 percent shit!

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

umm...

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

hahah!

It stops cosmic rays

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)

arf!

have you got round to checking your desktops yet or have you been avoiding it by playing games? ;)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)

I've been

studiously avoiding it. I figure if i forget about it, the pixies can fix any nastiness overnight

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)

that's impressive avoidance... :)

and your reference to pixies has filled my head with an old tune but i can't place it... pot-head pixies? bah... to google...
edit: gong! of course...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)

Marvelous.

I can see this might just work........

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

just saw the thread down the way...

quality domain name... do put out the call if you want pics for it :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

which one?

the original for SNES, f-zero X on N64, or the gamecube one (if it is even out yet)?

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

GameCube

and it's fucking fan bloody cunting tit tastic

and you missed the GBA version off your list :P

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)

yeah that's what i figured

i wasn't going to buy a gamecube, but i may ahve to, now. perhaps for christmas...

didn't think of it, but i think its just the same as the SNES version, but different tracks. for the same reason, i didn't include F-zero 2 which was only released in Japan

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

They're dirt cheap now

no excuse not to :)

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)

yeah. i know.

that's part of why. gamecube is going to take off, especially when Squaresoft releases something good for it

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)

woo

flying gamecubes yes indeed

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)

haha!

very well, thank you.

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

rodents and rubber rooms

go together like badgers and mushrooms.

(Rogue Sausage, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

haha...

nice edit :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)

yaaay!

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

hahaha

fabulous stuff

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)

this is my first post ever

marge is a simple woman

(bonaroo, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

go to the FAQ

and you can find out how to post the actual image on the board, not just the link.
here is the link:
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
yay to the pic!

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sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

hmm.

i did what it said and it didn't work.

thank you-woo to you.

(bonaroo, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

<img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/165193/marge.jpg">

should do the trick?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

<img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/165193/marge.jpg"/>

1. navigate to your post above.
2. click the "edit" button (next to the "reply" button)
3. copy and paste the code above into the message text area.
:)

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sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

thanks

you guys are great! so welcoming to a brand new member. i've been a fan of this place for a long time...and its taught me alot about england! hehe

(bonaroo, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

(Astatine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)

cocks to that,

I can never be fucked with alt text, and the crop tool does that resizing nicely ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

the file size remains the same when you resize using alt commands

no?

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sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

yep

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

Yup.

Hence the usefulness of the crop tool.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

I just output

at the 'save for web' console in potato at the size I need.
Lowers the file size and the dimensions at the same time.
or at least that's what they taught me in know-it-all school.

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sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)

Declaring the image size makes the page render more quickly.

It's basically a good habit to get into.

title is optional, but will give you tooltip text for browsers other than IE.

alt and the closing slash are required by the XHTML standard, so they're good habits to get into as well.

(Astatine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)

GEEK!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

Yep.

More accurately a lazy geek who thinks it's best to get the good habits in earlier rather than having to learn stuff twice.

(Astatine, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

i would.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

Welcome!

And goodnight. I'm orf to bed.
You can leave, but you'll always come back.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

i can leave

and never come back.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

Only because Hypnocat has

made you stop fiddling with your implant.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

eh?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)

Gimme a mo, i'm spazzing for it

www.b3ta.com/board/186652

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

blimey.

obtuse.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

There's another one

That's not mine by the way. And I forget whose it was.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)

have

a REAL hypnocat

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)

You heard.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

you cunt.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

I think I'm going to use that

as an excuse for anything I do wrong in the future.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

prove

(Jibbed, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

The Three Stooges

(Fragger, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

very arty

very woo

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sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

yay!

very nice.

*edit* - nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

woo-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!

nyuk nyuk nyuk

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

oohhh

creeeeepy.

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

Fab!

Yay you

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

Evil!

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

but even worse,

gay.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

even worse

bilingual.

good night, all you fuckers

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

Nighty!

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

goodnight you cunt.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

night

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

night night

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

nanight

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

hehe

woo!

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

haha!

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

yay!

burt!
where's ernie? I got that right, didn't i?

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sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

haha!

nice one :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

For mildly comedic reasons,

I have just registered the following URL. But what to do with it?

www.icanseeyourfaceinmyhelmet.com

hmmmm..........

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

Stick it up your arse.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

yes...

go on!

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Bitchpapa, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

yes sir

you are correct sir

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

has a point there.

anyway, my brain is slowly leaking out of my ears, so i am off to bed. G'night all!

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

give it to me

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

If you can think of something to do with it

it's yours.

It comes with a rather nice hosting package too.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

can i use it

to make a big site about gourds?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

porn site?

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

make a site all about gourds.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

make a gallery of pictures taken in reflections

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

post a selection of videos of yourself

belming

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

Pictures of Z list celebrities

with a bicycle helmet badly shopped on them

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

Possible winner.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

Here's a starter...

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)

as a site,

i would love it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

I'd hate it

simply because of its owner.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

or have one of those things you get at blackpool

...the big board things with figures painted on them and the holes where you put your face so it looks like you are a bodybuilder or a fat woman in a swimsuit and then friends take photos of them...but make people send photos of themselves and make it look like they are wearing helmets...or summat

p.s. - did any one record the mystery bob radio show on friday? - please email me - bitchpapa "hat" pistolstar.co.uk

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Bitchpapa, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

Hmmm, I recognise that phrase

And I'm sure that theres a reason that I should be wishing I didn't. For the life of me I can't remember it though. Thank god for repressed memories. And alcohol. Yes, thank god for alcohol

(Trousers_of_time, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

Gawd bless

blogs.nthellworld.co.uk/wna/archives/home2/a1y55a/public_html/blogs/wna/archives/Wayne.jpg

[insert something witty here]

edit: surely some mileage in this one

(Saoirse, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

"and then I said, 'no, i said "chunk of cheese"'"

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

you're weird.

it's not cool to be weird.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

oh yes it is

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

in the future everybody will be like us.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

what fun will that be?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

i hope not.

then it wouldn't leave any pictures for us do do

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

the future

where everyone dies in a huge nuclear bomb but UV emissions from our monitors have rendered us invincible?

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

genetic proof (pearoast)

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

but you want to be cool don't you?

come on...everybody's doing it.

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sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

i'm cool,

that's for certain.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

i know i'm cool

because i smoke the devil weed

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sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

the devil

is cool.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

oh no it isn't!

(come on pantomime season!)

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

since when?

*checks sign on front page*
yep, it's still b3ta

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

Mon 3 Nov, 0:49

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

fairy muff

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

I'M LIVING PROOF

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

NO, I'M LIVING PROOF

AND SO'S MY WIFE

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

that is a falsity

that does not exist.
i refuse to believe that exists.

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sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

In like Ron

It's quick, it's crap, I'm untalented .. but it was Mr. Jeremy.

(Saoirse, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)

One shape

hole... hole... as in holes...

(benchbri, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

is it

a tin full of lymph?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

andy

war-hol
hole
war - hole

Like to take a cement fix
Be a standing cinema
Dress my friends up just for show
See them as they really are

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Bitchpapa, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

is it an eagle that ran into a glass door or a bandana?

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

I like the first one.

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

...or it could be

boris johnson

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Bitchpapa, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

Quick and very dirty....

...but you get it.

(benchbri, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

Help me Obi Wan...

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slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

compo entry?

woo!

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)

bender from futurama showing a picture of a dildo?

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)

im stopping right now

before i do the entire movie

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slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

do it and make a web page

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

nooooo

must sleep

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slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)

well you don't have to do it now

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

pfft.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

ohhhh fantastic

although it may well be the most over rated film in the world ever

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

I point you to

the crapper:

www.b3ta.com/board/2256228

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

headswapish

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

very silly!

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

anyone care to guess how my halloween was ruined?

No? Well I'll tell ya.

A friend of mine was bitten on the nether regions by a dog. I spent all of yesterday at the ER.
He got 8 stiches and lots of pain killers.

No Halloween boozing for me, no sir.
He needed a nice stiff one (no pun intended) after that was over and done with though.

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

is it wrong to ask what he was doing to the dog that it bit him there?

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Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

Being an idiot.

The dog was only being protective of it's owner. He deserved what he got.

And no, he wasn't exposed. He was bitten through his pants.

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

haha

that sounds like a quality night out.

don't know what your complaining about.

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dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

I missed the bands that I wanted to see.

That's really the only part I missed.
On the plus side, I now have a story I can tell for years and years to come.

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cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

oops

I sat here and talked on the board

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)

to yourself,

shurely?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

worse than that

I was here

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

there were a lot of people on

I was suprised

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

I was suprised to find

that I was there too.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

very briefly

if I remember right

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

That more than I remember.

The only evidence I have is some 4rthurs about beef...

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

ah yes :)

I'm just going to send a lot more

misteralfie ate it for breakfast

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

did he?

I'll remove him from my list of people not to kill then.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

nah

he's a nice guy.

He didn't know that he wasn't supposed to eat it

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

I've yet to break the news to Tom yet though...

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

It's probably bad that the person who lives closest to him

is the one that made the mistake...

It'll be ok. I'm going to send a lot and justie is going to help pay for it.

woo :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)

i hope

you were all wearing party hats at least.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

why bother

no one could see us

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

Ouch

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)

eek!

how very, very disturbing.

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dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

hehehe

terribly done :)

yay php is working, I have a web server! yay

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

your mac?

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

yep :)

no way I'm going to try and make a windows one work. I'm not that dedicated

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

It's not that frightening.

If I can do it then I'm fairly certain you could do it too, only 20 times faster and with infinitely more style.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

I know I could do it

but I don't want to

sounds like too much work

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

yippee

now you can make all kinds of shit quizzes to amuse us all.

like this one

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

hehehe

to actually make it serve, I need to get around my router

I'm working on it though

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

blimey

how big is your router :\

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

not very

I tried dyndns, but it just gives me access to the router setup, which I really don't want on the web...

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

Did you ever

get your DVD Player working, by the way?

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

nah

vlc sort of works. I can play the video files from it, but the menus don't work

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)

Might be worth having a look at

MPlayer as well. If that's no good, g'is a shout and I'll send you mine (I'm on Panther now, mind, so it may have been updated)

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

I tried mplayer

it doesn't seem to do anything at all

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)

Pffff

These Mac things are rubbish. Let's chuck em all and get a nice PC World special.

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

fuck that

i'm getting my amiga out

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

noooo

I don't want to have to think about all of this configuration stuff and things.

I like being able to code things!

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

the panther dvd player

is different and doesn't work in jag

i'd send mine, but i'm on lovely dial up and haven't got an eternity

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)

Ooh...

Thinking about it, the desktops still have Jaguar on them, so I could grab one from there

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)

I've got the panther upgrade thingy

I just need to burn it to a disk.

It might put a new one on...

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kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

my panther cd

has been lost in the post

hurrah for apple store.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)

umm

I'm not going to pay for it...

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)

And I'm not going to spend

3 years downloading it

:)

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

Look on the bright side

At least you be won't trashing any external HDs any time soon

(

matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)

it was ok with mine :)

..Expose does rock though, and the whole thing is nice and zippy too :)

(

chilledunit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

Yeah,

I didn't have any externals plugged in when I did mine, thankfully. Sounds like the Advice Notice that Apple are giving is bollocks though... lots of people are reporting problems with regular firewire drives, not just FW800s... :(

edit: and, yes, expose is ace

(

matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)

doh :(

my least favourite moment was when iTunes 2 hosed my entire home directory a couple years back :(

(

chilledunit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

I might make a point of

setting fire to one now.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)

i ran into that

when I was hosting from mine... typing the correct address on my local puter (behind the router) always called up the router config... visiting from any external puter showed the site. Using a proxy to view my own site worked for a bit, but proxies are a pain in the arse, so I gave up!

hope that helps though :)

(

chilledunit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)

yay

thanks :)

I'll look up how to do proxies :)

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)

as long as you've got

port 80 (and *only* port 80) open on the router, it should be grand :)

(

chilledunit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)

hahahaha.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

whereas the rest of us who don't know how to use php yet

use rob's handy dandy quiz thingie. which reminds me, I have a quiz to send to the newsletter this week.

(

Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

i'm

nuts

:|

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

hehehe

you didn't need a quiz to tell you that

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

Hmmm

Me too. It's either a fix, or unusually perceptive.

(

matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)

i'm beans.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)

Baked

or roasted?

(

matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)

Hurhur!

Top dollar

(

matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

haha!

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

looking

for a 'sandman' image on google to post some cute 'night-night' jpeg cos I am off to bed, and this is all I could find.

night night everyone and I am not gay.

(Pouched_species, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

No, but I am

And it was a good place to try out my first ani-gif :)

(ReLiC, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

hehe

maybe you could take it away with you?

(

dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

he is not

from my clan.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

i'm going too

but no1 cares about me

(

lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

I do

I suppose.

(

Mullet Over, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

thank you :)

(

lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

that just looks uncomfortable, what does it for you ladies?

edit: damn wrong thread

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)

aahhh....a post for the ladies.

(

cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

for once...

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

yeah, bout time.

: )

(

cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

Its all because of the song lyrics

bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum *ba-ding*
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Mr Sandman, brign me a dream. bum bum bum bum
make him the cutest that i've ever seen, bum bum bum bum...etc etc

edit - with all those bums, how could you expect anything else?

(

Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)

heh

very true.

(

dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

has he got an extra long poo oming out his bottom

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

thats a leg

(

Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)

that's

no dune

(

sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)

this is a dune (repost (sarpong))

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)

sorry

didn't quite follow that one.
More info bitte. :)

(

sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)

She is June Sarpong

The croaky voiced bint off Saturday morning TV on channel 4

(Trousers_of_time, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)

(

slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

hurrah!

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

huzzah

i dont get it

edit: i am a thick thick cunt... i get it now

(

lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

the adams family.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

the bash street kids.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

But what's...

Ozzy Osbourne doing in the middle???

Yes, I know it's C-3PO

(ReLiC, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

masturbating wildly

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)

with

kelly to his left.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)

hehe

(

Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)

that

am woo

(

sof sof, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)

now THAT'S magic!

(

mrRush, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

I like that

~~not~~ a lot...

night all!

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

night

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

g'night

mister

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

bye

bye

(

lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)

g'night.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)

Repost

(

hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

ah, paul daniels.

what a spaz.

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

woo

now do a bird!

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

Why

would you make him reappear?

Very woo though!

(

Mullet Over, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

fukkit

i have just spent over a day downloading a film and i can't get any video, its a dvdscr.dvl filetype, winodws media player, real player and win dvd won't show the video but play the audio, i'm running win me, help?

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

it is divx native?

google advises it might be

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

if it is

then update to the newest codec

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

weren't you running

2000 a minute ago or did i imagine that?

(

lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)

i am?

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)

wtfayboa?

I know next to nothing about video capture, but it sounds like you're missing a codec.
I've loaded the most recent FFDshow and Nimo codec packs into my machine and it runs every ~~porn~~ video I've come across.

(Rogue Sausage, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)

sounds like a codec problem

download gspot or somethign like that and load it into that it should tell you what you need

it's linked to from here along with a lot of other codec packs and information.

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)

this is charles

he's a knid,

and although he used to be vermicious,
these days
he feels it much more proper to be delicious

(and small) ;)

(

parsley, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

i really like that

reminds me of gerald scarfe for some reason.

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

me too

also not understanding why

(

lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

Hello Charles,

do take a seat.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

lovely

woo :)

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

hehehe.

i live within a twenty second jog of where roahld dahl was born.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

was he born downstairs from you then?

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

nah, his bathroom

it takes a good minute for him to roll downstaris

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

hehe :)

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)

i can also do belly flops

downstairs.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)

why can't you do them

when you're upstairs?

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

gravity is weaker

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)

charles is a knid

that we can see
but is he to scale
or seven foot three?

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

he is

rather a show off isn't he

(

parsley, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

That's thoroughly ace.

And what does it remind me of?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

The vision of your impending death?

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

woo!

he looks wooly.
is he wooly?

are all the bashers alive and safe.
hope you all hade fun!

(

cwethan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)

...

There must be something wrong with me... it's like one of those ink blot tests...

I see.....

i..
see..
dead people!

(

DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

So sorry......

For posting a thread full of repeats but.....

I've just updated my profile page and put my old posts on there.... have a look if u can be arsed!

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=17524

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)

nope, can't be arsed

next.

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)

up-date

prof-ile?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)

that fills me with

pride

ahhh injectable pride

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

*cracks knuckles*

*prepares lubricant*

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

*makes smell*

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

*removes handy scalpel from handy med kit*

*begins the bloodening*

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

you should just put it in your name

lots of advertising, little annoyance

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)

I've not seen my profile for weeks.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)

And now I see why.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

how do you classify

varying levels of unemployedness?

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

I think it depends on how stressed you are about it

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

Bingo.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

i'm unemployed

but i get payed for it.
and i'm not on the dole either.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

I was denied dole

because I didn't walk out on my last proper job with good reason.

Fucks.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)

I just looked

I thought you got a job?

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)

I have a semi-job,

but I have an interview for a proper job on Tuesday (2nd interview for them, no less)

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

woo

I need to find me one of those. I'm already stressed about it, even though I technically have until August...

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)

I have until July.

That's July 2003.

(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)

oops

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

how long did you lurk

before making so many images?

Every time you waste a thread a kitten dies.

some neat pics, but cock off for the TW anyway.

(Pouched_species, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)

....

I didn't lurk...(well not really..)

I just ended up posting them all quite late.. therefore not knowing if anyone saw... or cared... im off to kill a kitten now... it'll make me feel better!

(

DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)

remember to

starve it for a few days first - it makes the skinning so much easier.

(Pouched_species, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)

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