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#

click for bigger
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# wow
thats nice
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# that's top bollocks, that is.
much wooage!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Exquisite!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# and may I be the first to say
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER mushroom mushroom sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeke!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# the new badger animation is a bit odd.
i think weebl's brains are melting.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# and have been
for some time.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# he's now attached to the floor.
but no, it's the first genuinely creepy one.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# it is creepy, isn't it?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# *shivers*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# That wasn't by him was it?
Or have I missed one.
*goes to check*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# yup
it's even his evil grinning face in the background.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Aaah
So that "news" item was all lies.
*goes to check again*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# badgeriffic!!!!!
w/y/h

hand drawn?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# are you saying
it doesn't look real? ;)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# indeed i am
looks bloody impressive though
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Very sweet
I only get to see real badgers all squished on roads.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# awwww
so cute - it makes me well up.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# that's my new wallpaper that is
how incredibly woo...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# happy badgers
all together
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# he has
an abnormally large head

and I love it :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# it makes him cuter.
Ref: Manga
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# cuter still
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
*runs for hills*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# run for your liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
/maiden moment
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# creepy
isn't it? reminds me of that dog thing from battle star galactica...
*shivers*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# wunnerful!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# He has a family

Perhaps I can call them the Fuchsochs family.
Squigwat von Fuchsochs, Scroggins von Fuchsochs, and Troody von Fuchsochs.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# who live in fear
of his flipping out and killing every sock in the ROOM.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# it looks like a cross
between a chess piece, a sock, and a condom.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# The stuff dreams are made of.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# chessockcock
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# standard pronunciation of -ckc-
being?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# ch-ess-sock-ock
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# a remarkably satisfying word to say
as it transpires
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# ooooh
so it is
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# cookachoo
like the song
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# chess is best played
on your chest with marker pens.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# You're thinking of Cluedo,
surely
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# No,
he's thinking of prepping for surgery.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# noughts and corpses
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Punnage!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# INCOMING PUNS!
HIT THE DECKS!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# wicky wicky wah wah
wicky wicky wah wah west
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Jim West, desperado
I don't mean, no I don't mean nada.
Comin' this, six gunnin' this, that's right 'cause we're in the wild wild west...

(Wah wah west, we going to the wah wah west)

[Refrain]
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# I often think of
prepping for surgery
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# whilst masturbating.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Before, during
and after.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# You must be
the worst surgeon ever.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# "doctor, the autoclave's finished, i'll just put the tools...
*squit*
..."i'll heat them again."
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Snort!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Yes, I have no paitence.
I hank you.
I'm here all week.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Yes,
we have no bananas.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# doesn't make a difference.
but i play cluedo with pieces of cardboard, fingerpainted with the word BUGGERY
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# No
Connect the dots
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# woo!
socks! :-)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Is that the new Kinder Surprise toy?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Thats a pantyhose
egg
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# These are fantastic.
Very, very good.
groom, groom, groom
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] time bomb
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# lol
i like the style
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# charmed
i'm sure
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# gassed
i'm surer.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# That made me chuckle
especially the fart face.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# now that's the expression
of a satisfied fart.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# His farts sound like he's spotted a stunner
"Phroar"

(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# he should be proud of them.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Woo,
but why would anyone ever want to get rid of Halle Berry?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# her insides are made of nylon.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Really?
How rare
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Noooooooo
my illusions ... destroyed within fractions of a second.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Very Q & D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# there's a chap on this board called Cassidy
you should prolly meet him.

(Although not if you have a girlfriend called Tulip of whom you're fond.)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# woo
especially if he bursts into flames in the sunlight!

I've just started re-reading the graphic novels, they're great!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# ah
nerds
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# how dare you
I don't subscribe to Freshleg's definition. I am GEEK.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# GEEK > NERD
fact.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# the definition as i understand it:
geeks are people who are can do a hard sum easily. nerds are the kind of people that want to do hard sums, but take ages to do it. i'm not sure where this all applies to comic books though. i am geek.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# but what's the sign of pi?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# squiggly table
and it's pronounced "pee," fact fans
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# wrong way around!
Nerds are folk like Bill Gates, who are focussed (and anal) enough to use their nerdhood to get filthy rich and be dull.

Geeks are those who are just obsessively interested in geekstuff, whether it makes them rich or totally destroys their life and relationships.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# geek loves nerd
0110
121
33
=33% of fact

nerd loves geek
0200
220
40
=40% of fact

both parties seem quite emotionally reserved
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# ah
you should try feeding them drink.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha!
drunk nerd loves drunk geek
111121211
22233332
4456665
891221
70343
7377
004
04
4%

they're just using each other
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# the other method gives
00030
0033
036
39%
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# nonononono
geeks = intelligent people with social skills
nerds = intelligent people without social skills
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# satisfied noises
"nerrrds".
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# Duck!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# .
Hmm, that duck looks "familiar".
*ba-dum-pah*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# excellent...
...it took me ages to spot!


(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# haha love` `th`e seal`!~~ ~:)
`a`ny`way` i'd` be`tte`r` `go.

st`ic`ky `apos`t`rp`ohe `ke`y `a``ga`i`n
`
:~(````
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# wooo
and it looks like sharon osbourne
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# oo!
almost magritte-ey!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# took me a while to spot

(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# ooooooooooooh
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# she should stop beating about the bush
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# fapfapfap?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Watch Willow saying "Fuck me!" over and over again.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# eyes!
EYEEEEEEEEES!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Oh okay
I guess I'll have to.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# fabliwoo
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# i say!
what a novel idea.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas un chapeau
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# QUACKquackquack...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# i'm sorry i dissed your eyes before


spectacular as ever (even despite the dick van dyke "issue")
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
#


he still rocks
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# pah


murder she wrote every time
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# nooooo
neither it's got to be quincy end of story
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
#

Lovejoy
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
#


pah hes the dukes bitch
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
#


whatever
*shows hand, lets you talk to it*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# well shop it then.....
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Blimey O'Riley
Crivens Mrs Gibbons
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Dear God that's hideous.
Therefore - woo!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# and my brother
and I would just like to thank each and every one of you wonderful people...



You've been a great audience.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# hehe
everybody
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# Woo Yay!

/repost
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Sock Dino
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# teenaged mutant
ninjasock hero.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# That would make a great chess piece
in an interesting chess set
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# good evening.
how is everyone! i made a new flash movie. its quite crap but i like the music. take a look!

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/stranger_than_fishin2.swf

shmikles
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# I made new flash suff recently too...
...spam
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Tis very nice
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# i mostly agree
but i dislike the music.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# until my new sound card arrives
i can't hear the music... so i won't bother
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Just make it up in your head.
Then make a comment.

Sorted.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# i thought
the music was quite crap but the video was good.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# Stop putting subliminals in flash anims
it makes me want to do things...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# that was the desired efect
you should be burning your house down right about now
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# I bloody am as well !!!
.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# oops
mah bad mah bad
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# well if you saw them
they can't be subliminal
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Dunno, just fancied it
I have realised the secret of sean connery's wonderful sshlur.....
yes. I actually did this before the challenge started, but when i looked andsaw it on fri, i hadnt a host. :(
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# ooh
ME LIKE SPLIFF
ME LIKE SPLIFF
ME LIKE SPLIFF
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# ooh
increndible what one can do with nano technology
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# i just loved
i just loved the fact that sean connery probably was high in those films... magic.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# its been done
385 times.

Its not a device disguised as an everyday object.

Good idea, well shopped, but total mind piss
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# course
a spliff is an everyday object, or is at least becoming a household item for many young mothers (or potheads)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# It might not be an everyday object for you, but....
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Lemur stare-out


he will win ...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# lemurs have a really great 1000 yard stare.
(May I repost my lemurs?)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# of course...
...but do you need our permission?

I thought you were the boss here.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# nah
I handed over to dutchbird a while back. I do hope she's keeping y'all in check?
(here it is, it's the "where's my blind date gone" one)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# i love that!
everything about it is spot on.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# why thank you!
I thought I had gratuitously reposted there.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# well,
i never said you didn't do that... ;P
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# *huff*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Yay!
Bring on the lemurs!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# using jpegs is cheating
!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# nellie
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# have you actually edited that?
it looks cute though
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Eye think they did.
Oh eye!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Do you see a lot of trunks
with eyes?

edit: please no jokes about THOSE kind of trunks/third legs :P
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# More
like a gasping sandworm. Eek.

and woo!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# very
good point
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# thats amazing
i would


woo
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# people on this board
have no standards any more. I blame Sunshine Elephant.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# nah as i said to someone else before
i put it down to smoking too much viagra tonight
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# *boggles*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# I read
your username as "mmm... leprosy".

Sleep deprivation does not do my brain any good.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Wot, no SSG?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# that
is souper.

woo
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# heh heh
I like that
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# I'm not sure if this breaks the messageboard rules but.....
I wondered if any of you b3tans can help me. I am trying to make a VCD out of a home video. it is 4&1/2 mins long (MPEG) and is 190MB. this seems a bit big to me, as I would like to fit close to 1hr of footage onto a single cd if possible. does anyone know how I could compress it, whilst still being able to be read by a dvd/vcd player (ie. doesn't have to be unzipped first)and which software should I use?

Please, please help!
btw if this post breaks the rules, let me know and I will delete it. :-) thank you!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# yeah, delete it you scummer.
Er... not really. Um, I have no answer to your question. It is too much text and it confused me.

[edit]Mjombly... I like it. What do it mean?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# if it's a vcd you want
NERO will do it for you in the latest version #(6.whatever) www.ahead.de

and you can use it to burn. It can be a bit arsey with some formats though other wise you want to use something like TMPEG from www.tmpgenc.net/
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# i already have
the software for making a VCD (Roxio)... i just want to be able to make the MPEG smaller somehow.
any ideas?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# you cant really as VCD have standardised bit rates
as far as I know they cant be made any smaller try www.doom9.org/ they have a lot of guides on this sort of thing
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# like i said
below? :P
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# yeah
but it isn't all you need

kittens before VCDs I say
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# no dammit!
;)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# don't make me angry
you wouldn't like it when I'm angry
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# :o
*kicks you in the teeth*

hah!

me = winner
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# I don't think i've ever seen quite so much text before,
What does it all mean ?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# try virtualdub, and encode it as a divx
google will help you with those words, if they mean little to you (i'm too slack to linky!)

and we like to pose and look knowledgeable, so this post is good :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# no, spacefish you mong
that won't make it a vcd!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# MONG!
*belms furiously*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# sorry
i should read the post thoroughly before replying, otherwise i'll look like a twat
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# you mean "more of a twat"
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# grow a beard...
...then you look like a twat all the time and it stops you worrying about it.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# yeah
but you'll never get "the laydeeez".
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# not
entirely true
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# I concur
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
#
I was kidding.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
so was I

*sobs again*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# *slap*
Get a grip, you. You're being a disgrace to Scotchland. ;)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# probably...
...I just drove 173 miles.

I'm a little tired and emotional right now.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# blimeh
that's a long way.

*hug*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# very few DVD players
play Divxs
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# I use nero to make VCDs
I just drag and drop video files into it and it sorts the rest out for me.

Not sure about the maximum running time I get, but it must be getting on for an hour - half a movie usually.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Is that from a
DV camera though? Cuz my file is too damn huge!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# it should re-encode the video...
...to the standard VCD resolution when you burn the disc.

Try it.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# ok I will do ....
Thanks!

:-)

edit: oh by the way... ur music and flash are v. cool too!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# to make it into a VCD it recompresses if from a
DV compressed file (fucking huge but nice quality) to an MPEG file of a fixed bitrate and resolution (not so big but not so nice- arround VHS quality but with a bit nicer sound)

The source wont make any difference to the amount of space it takes up a CDROM will hold about an hour of VCD footage no matter where it is from

as far as I understand it
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# http://www.doom9.org
that is all
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# http://www.ratemykitten.com
I think you'll find THAT is all.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# i dissagree
furiously :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# I'll fight you then.
*shuts eyes and flaps hands girlishly*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# *runs away crying*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# *points and laughs*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# *kicks you in the teeth
and steals your tattoos*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# ou ucking astard
ust ait ill I ee ou ext
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# A BIG WOO YAY to everyone!
Thanks for helping me out.

i'd send you all a crate of virtual beer (or an image of beer)
...but my website server doesn't allow remote linking.

so heres a redex:


(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Combos I would like to see #748

Motörhead with Saräh Brightman.


Today I demonstrated to myself the wonders of filesharing by downloading and watching T3 and Finding Nemo. T3 was precisely the utter shite I knew it would be, Finding Nemo however was a masterpiece. I wouldn't have gone and paid for any of them unseen, but now I have decided to get Finding Nemo on DVD. Filesharing is GOOD. End of rant.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# i hate you for being able
to download that much in one lifetime let alone one day :P
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# i got 4.5 gb off overnet last night....
sorry
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Where did you find T3 - I've being trying to download it for months,
as i refused to go to the cimena to see it on the grounds that i knew it would shite before it came out (but i still want to see it). I will probably pay to see finding nemo though...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Well
I have since long left Kazaa behind - shite stuff. Try oDC or BitTorrent. They can be a bit awkward to figure out but if you get it to work you can actually FIND stuff.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# umpteen
top quality versions of T3 are available with emule or edonkey - to make sure you get a real one, kick it off from sharereactor.

had DVD rip copies of both movies months ago.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Now, 007. When you say "Hands up!" this little thing will point the baddies in the right direction
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# woo!
yay for nohands!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# you may or may not
want to enter it into the compo
edit: and a woo too!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# I won't. What's the point?
[edit]Actually, fuck it. I will.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# nohands seems to have returned to popularity
with this compo
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# for whoever asked for it



incidentally my first ever anim in imageready
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# makes me think:
"Yes sir, I can boogie, but I need a certain song..."

edit: wOo!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# boogie
boogie woogie
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# all night long!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# here comes the fear......
here it comes,
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# RAWRR!
smash smash digest digest PYULSATERHGHHHIHIHIHIGHGTHIHIGIHVIT
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# oooh wiggly
giggly..... nice!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Rabbit wall of death rules!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# woo!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# wheeeeeeee!
i love that!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# I know what I like
and I like that
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# neeeoooowwwww
hella rabbit
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# waheeeeeeey!
ace!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# yey



(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# I made this for a campaign at school
as the headmistress (the subject of the picture) has scrapped study leave before exams (the whore)


edit: very sorry about that it was someone elses group i used
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# I am willing to bet...
...that you wouldn't have used the study leave to study.

Be honest now.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# i used mine to study.
provided the day was less than 4 days before the exam.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# its the principles that matter
not the insignificant facts like that
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# If you do all your studying during study leave...
What do you do at school ???
- Why be there ?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# I'm not there...
...I'm 29 years old - I don't have to go to school anymore.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# It still opens up an old wound,
regarding an argument i had with a teacher once about homework - ie what's the point being at school if you're expected to do all your major work at home...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Come to think of it
I'm still only seeing a redX
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# its a private group!!!!!
i just realised!!!!!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# study leave?
i thought it was studly leave. no wonder i got a 2-2
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# in what, though.
that is the question.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# studliness
alas
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# pah.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# just like I've used reading week
to read

honest
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# i cant
see it
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# I'VE GONE BLIND
FETCH ME MY STICK
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# .
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# M'neither
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# oi!
where did you get that name?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# .
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(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# yes,
but i've been using this user for years on different forums.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# well then
if you've been using dogsbuttocks then you should be happy
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# about 1 year
and three weeks before you signed up
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# me neither.
I TOO HAVE GONE BLIND. THIS STICK IS FIZZING AND SMELLS OF GUNPOWDER - ARE YOU SURE IT'S MINE?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# only on thursdays
otherwise it travels by car...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# WE CAN MAKE AS MANY JOKES ABOUT THE BLIND AS WE LIKE
BECAUSE NONE OF THEM VISIT THIS SITE
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# unless they are like the bloke in the film 'sneakers' with the braille keyboard
so we'd better hide our mocking in images...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# that and braille
playboy
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# not true
my blind friend Erin has.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# LIKE THIS YOU MEAN?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# "The image
“http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0YwDLAusdwFF*fllEHctBa3e0k*z7hiJtocJhRId*g3*aN!l4o!KgD3!xp17vCfSlbb2MJZCMWQZjaBDaQbq5VpghB*xMs8AxzN8r8Y*JwQKy5kd8PxNHkVxxsEHZwcyoaXpY*vtkZNzqgbEfo6Akhw/Study-leave.gif?dc=4675446359175950057” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors."

eep!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# "errors"
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# hmm
i dont understand that.
i can see it. is it failing for everyone?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# yup.
It's on a private group.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Study leave is a privilege
not a right.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# go on
take her side
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# I haven't even had study leave yet
and I'm sure I'd be pissed if I didn't get it. But honestly, I know I'm not going to use it to revise, so what's the point.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# oy you
dogsbollox. where did you get that name from?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# scrapping exam leave
that's a bit poo
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Hehehehehehehehe
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
# It's much easier than that to cheat on a woman...
...that's because women are all stupid.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# And
easy to bate?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Well...
...my trap is currently sitting empty.

I'm hungry too.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# *Mystery Bob fiddles with his "ukelele" and wonders why he is so lonely*
:D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
#
*sobs*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# i thought we're all here
because we're lonely?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# well
I'm drinking wine and putting off the washing up, myself.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# i'm here
because... because... er...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# me too
wine and cola
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# organic sauvignon blanc here
woo for absence of hangovers.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# woo for the feeling of euphoria
that only alcohol can give
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaw
What's this?

.


The smallest violin in the world playing for you:P
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Like I give a fuck...
...I don't need you - I don't need any of you.

RRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*runs out of house in naked rampage*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Don't go, Mr Bob.
We are fond of you and your beardy scotchness really.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# I think it's the male menopause
:)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# let's go to opium
you angry youth you
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# oooohhhhh!
If I had any money I would be there in a shot.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# two weeks time
maybe :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# you say
ukelele but mean...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# ukulele...
...obviously ;)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# what a strange name you have
for your ......
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# banjo?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# xlophone
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# but it's a taxi.
They don't give a fuck about red lights anyway.

[edit]Ahahahaha, I am such a subjugated woman. I bet my husband is out "cheating" on me by fiddling with computer components in his spare time, while poor me goes to art college with a bunch of 18-year-olds and gets everything paid for by him. I sure do get a raw deal!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# No
it's a peugout 106. i would know, i made it.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# excellent!
... but just like my usual journey home at night :-(
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# you're odd.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# well
thankyou
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# it is well deserved
:)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# do not anger the ladies
that should be a warning sign
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# I was looking for roadsigns to shop, and I found these...



(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)
# i want the second one on my door.
give me source. now.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Urgh- can't remember
Just looked for 'warning sign' in google...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# http://verticaljones.com/monkey.gif
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# I WANT BIGGER!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# ive found it
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# don't pet monkeys.
They bite.
Also, jellyfish love people.

Am I right?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Vampire monkeys
according to that picture.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
# sing Woo!
for the vampire monkeys.

Did you know there's a chap called Dogsbuttocks online tonight? I think he wanted your name but you got there first. :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# a roadsign
warning you not to pet monkeys?
woo!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Some people
simply need telling
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Can you spank them?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# it doesn't say don't...
.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Don't pet the vampire monkeys?
and squids wank it hard?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

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