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[challenge entry] James didn't know
how to tell Q his bowtieroscope was pants
(Mrs Lovely, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] muppets... the pair of them!
um actuwelly it was one of Q's cunning disguises!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# why did nobody say
how class this is!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# marionettes
dus any1 know where i can download marionettes cd,s? e.g Carousel Ave Dementia or Rise?
(sqwijypoo, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# you can't download marionettes
they'd never fit down a phone line
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# they must have to roll them up ever so small

copyright Maureen Lipman (BT)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# quality adverts
she was great
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# carbohydrates
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
#
www.freemarionettescds.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# do you want the
music uplaod codes?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# people keep saying that phrase
and i don't understand... i think my brain is melting
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# somebody asked for them
it was totally incoherent, and it stuck.

much in the same way as "your all gay" did.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# ahhhh
another random b3tisation
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# and BLANKEEEET!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# U hAv3 the c0d3s
1337!!! HaX0rs!!!111!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# You need the music codes
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# i shall make a site
where you have to discover the uplaod codes.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Now that'd be great
so long as the music you got to download at the end was Chas & Dave
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# oh no.
i have a better file...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# herb alpert and the tijuana brass?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I still think that's fabulous
The shadowing tops it off perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# dus any1 no where i can get a grammer and spelling book?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# erm
STANDARD DEROGATORY REPLY
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Threadjack!
I've just bought an apple.

Anyone know what the hell the key 2 to the right of the spacebar's for. The symbol looks like a capital K rotated clockwise by 90 degrees.

It beeps when I press it. I reckon it's the beep key.
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# i just bought a banana,
and i can't find the mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Buy some cheese.
You may have more luck...
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# cool.
*goes round corner to 24 hour cheese shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# see my cheese poem below
V V
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# huzzah for the beep key
keep looking you might find the *parp* key
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# BEEPBEEP
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
the beep key

made me laugh
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# If it really is the beep key
that's reason alone for me to want to get a mac
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# I only bought mine
For the splat key.
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# UPLOAD MUSSIC COEDS!!!!!!!!11111111
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# contary to popular opinion
i am not your marionette cd download finding bitch

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
#

(kebab, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# you owe me
clean pants
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
#

edit/ i have no idea why i posted this
(kebab, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Same reason I posted this?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# this will be lost in the spazz
but my mate was the drummer for the marionettes ...

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Great Grandad Postbox
was a gentleman inventor



Click for slightly biggerised version
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# that's unnervingly woosome
but leaves me thinking "WHY?"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# what
monumental folly

I think it's ace
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# that is quite silly...
fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# post box!
www.b3ta.com/board/896261
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Weee!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# epic!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# erm
lovely but a bit bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Sit Ubu, Sit!
Good Dog.

(cptchipjew, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# "ubu"?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Info
Google for Sit Ubu Sit
(cptchipjew, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# oh my god
that is so freaky!!!
Thats brilliant!
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Looks..
bizarrely like David Blaine to me..

Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! yidaho, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# That's been doing the rounds
in email for ages now.
(chriswakey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# did you do that yourself?
are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# sirsandgoblin's a bummer
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# i swing any way you want me to.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# i've been
emailed it a few times, so i guess not ...
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# SNigger
2 bloody hours I've been try to source image for 1 bllody image
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# dedication
dedication
dedication
dedicatioooon is what you need
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Cat No. 007
(I helped save b3ta! yidaho, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# fanbleedintastic!
and such nice pootlage too!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# *snort*
*arf*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# hehehe
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# his films were shit, in my opinion.
but then, i think all bond films are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# heretic!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# i also didn't like star wars.
or, the one star wars film i watched the whole way through.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Timothy Dalton was the best Bond.

I developed this opinion in order to start arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# no he wasnt
...there you go, happy?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# your gay.
not my opinion,
just common knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# and with that, you seem to have fit every
criteria needed to be the next Bond
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# i think your eyebrows
say it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# they are unusually articulate
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# your all gay
100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Ooh..
too right!

Although that's not to say that shit is not fun to play with, oh no, on the contrary..

:D
(I helped save b3ta! yidaho, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# fucking
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# I hope you don't mind me saying....
but that is immensely good
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# Thanks..
I like immensely. :)
(I helped save b3ta! yidaho, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Yet another astounding picture from you
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Amazing
:D :D :D
(cptchipjew, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# HA
goodnight losers

there was a young man from dundee
who got stung on the neck by a wasp
when asked did it hurt
he said "No, not a bit!
it can do it again if it likes"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# hmm
twatballs
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# cockflange
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# there was a man
from amsterdam
who ate
some bait
that funny man
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Poetry
Schmoetry
Says-a-Me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# you all talk of poem and rhyme
but it is all quite queer
how all this creative malarky stops
when the sound of baz gets near.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# what is the sound of baz?
a musical?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# baz club
nice...

smooth...

cunting...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Fuck off, Cunt!
this message brought to you in Baz-o-vision
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# HA
the worst poet on the borad

so monsinouer bovienne told me
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# i love that limerick
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# has to be done
in a Dublin accent
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# dude! that
doesn't rhyme! :P
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# it fucking scans thou dude
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# dude, where's my iambic pentameter...?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# worst limerick ever
100% FACT
:P
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# i imagine that fucking a firework...
would be quite painful.
you have my empathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# surely he should have been
from Paisley, to fit the rhyming scheme
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# cock off
cunt

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# MR cunt to you
fuck face
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# nebukaneza...
.. the king of the jews,
wiped his bum on the pudsey news,
the paper was thin, his finger went in,
nebukaneza the king of the jews
(fletch www.fletch.cx, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# do you mean nebuchadnezzar?


(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# The Matrix Has You!
Panic, lest foreigners grease!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# king of the dyslexic Jews,
one would surmise
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Night Night
There once was a bear from Parru
Who once needed the loo,
So he pulled down his pants,
And killed all the ants,
And now he's done a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# best limerick ever!
100% FACT!
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# you're flinging around
Factile precentages like there's no tomorrow

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# should have made a haiku

haikus are the best
so easy to make, just put
seventeen syllab
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hahahaha
i really did giggle out loud at that

is that bad??
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# cheese is king of all
though it smells it still appeals
where is my cheese snack
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# mmmm cheese
gives me nightmares if i eat it late at night though :(
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# really i always assumed that was an old wives tale
though i still feel its wrong to say anything bad about cheese
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# No it's not an old wives tale
it really does give me nightmares if I eat just before bed!!!

Weird innit - also cucumber does the same

Not that this is relevant :D
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# we already talked about cucumber and decided
it was not a subject for conversation across the dinner table
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# that was
in a different context though :D
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# true but i would still suggest
that this is trick social ground... i mean what would (someone proper posh) think?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# g'night beary
bad poem
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# thats pretty impressive..
:D
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Subtle Squirrellage
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# very very subtle
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# In fact:
secret, even...

Edit: And not even a single secret squirl reply! Curse you all!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# ran a tight ship he did
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# nool
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# feeling peckish?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# he appears to have a cigarette warning!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# arf
now they would be excellent

little snippets of someone's life
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# bool
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# that's grand
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha
you crazy
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't deny its uses Q...but isn't it a bit conspicuous..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# airshoweriffic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha
blow up dolls, solace of the lonely pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# here, have another quick one.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Keith would be a nice enough kid apart from
he's always up on his high horse
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Hee hee


awful punnage sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Hehe Keith
Classic comedy name
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# arf!
puntastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# woo for high horses
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# spider horses
0-60 in three seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# this particular one
is only 1.2 horse power.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# surely spider horses
have 8 legs?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Horsey freetoast...

Larger

[Edit]Woo to the high horse!
(byebye, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# woo
nice shadowing!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# pffffft
nicely done

did keith's horse raid the fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# don't be silly
how on earth is a horse going to open a fridge, when it's got a spliff in it's mouth.
I mean, think about it.
:0)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# meaty

A bond related repost
(fletch www.fletch.cx, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# i thought the more appropriate bond-related title was
From Russia With Fucking.
but never mind
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# I thought
on her majesty's secret sevant was slightly less charming
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# hehe

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# It's a tragedy
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# FANTASTIC!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# When the feelings gone
and you can't go on

/gay icons

woo yay pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# those are very
gourd people.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# unusually sniggersome...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Don't make me get out
Mr Gourd...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# I was going for a cross between totoro
and the wheely people from chorlton and the wheelies.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Heheh, she should of had an umbrella

#2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# dunno why
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# is that lenin?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# no,
tis perfectly upright of its own accord
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# awww
that's a bit sad, poor bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# bah, poor effort before bed.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# bed?
but the night is so young, and the picture so scary
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# mmm.
yeah but i wanna watch some dvd's.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# lucky bastards, all i've got is this god awful message board for company
no wait, my saturn is working again, wooo



(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I need a saturn.
I bought a saturn game and I don't have a saturn to play it on.

Then when I get one, i'll have to learn Japanese to work out what the hell is going on...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# saturns rock
and shining force 3 is the best
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# yay i got that, why didn't they make a sequl damn it
and death danks, the little hidden game in duke nukem, thats fantastic, need to go find 5 friends now
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# there's shinging soul on GBA
and i heard recently there may be another in the offing
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# yeah that was ok, but i miss the big console shining forces
where you can have a team of 12 people helping each other out. And as i just put in the post to lethe, there were another 3 chapters to the shining force 3 story released in japan that never made it over here. i need to get my hands on them, has to be one of my favourite games of all time
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Ah but if you got a mail prder japanese bride
and demanded a dowlry or a Saturn then all your worries would sort themselves out:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Don't think
the other half would appreciate that.

Or perhaps she would. I'll go ask...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# i have a japanese saturn!!
best of both worlds!!
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Where'd you get it?
I could do with one. And do you know of any sites with translation patches?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# i got it off
a bloke at work, have you ever been to www.liksang.com/ its fantastic, they have everything you need ot get your saturn playing foreign games and more, i bought this bad boy today so i don't have to splash out on a tv www.lik-sang.com/info.php?category=0&products_id=3166&PHPSESSID=6982168b6a3c630369af78fa20ce2ea8 I'm not sure they do patches but i know there are a few sites that do translations you can print out. For example Shining force 3 had another 3 chapters in Japan that were never released in the west.
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Ta muchly.
Got no telly at the mo, so i'm on the lookout for a monitor cable for my dreamcast. Sound like that site'll do 'em. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# i've got a dreamcast vga cable they're really good, the graphics get even better (ps2 better graqphics? its a close call)
but i wanted something i could use for all my machines, hence the £40 price tag, i could have bought a tv for that :)
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Will the quality be the same however?
I only have a dreamcast, and the vga box specific for that is cheaper :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# the dreamcast is rather special
the vga converters tend to be fantastic cos of the way the dreamcast video output is built. Its built to output vga as well as normal tv, hence you'll get a fantastic picture. The all in one box will transform the analogue tv signal into vga, a bit of a dirty process and hence wont look as good, but its good enough for me :)
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# www.ebay.co.uk
is a start they usually have about 5 up
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# D'oh!
Yes, I should really go have a look there!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# that reminds me i must reinstall
some dvd software


which in turn reminds me i have to wait 4 days for a new sound card :(
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# yeah
we're just off out

and I like your sparrophant/ellow though I doubt it's nut-crushing ability
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# lol.
more to come, if i get some nice sleep i can spend tomorrow potatomashing.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# is it not an elethrush?
or threlephant
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# it's an elephowl
it's like a guineafowl but not
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# whats a morgage?
well its like a narrow gauge but more
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# like it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I quite like it
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# It's pretty good

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] the names q...
(kevrobertson2, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Woo
and yay to my cold pizza breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# ....
(Mad Frank, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# eww!
he's coughing up niknaks!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# is that a racist term
which i haven't heard of yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# no
it's scaramanga's little buddy!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
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(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# why would you want to pierce your nipples?
though if you had quadruplets you could split stream to all four at once and use it to hold badges and needles and stuff
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# eh?
i...
urm...
quite...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# thats ssg not berk
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# slow working brain me
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] James wasn't happy with the new car...

...And he was even less impressed once he got it on the road.
(Marky-, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# are those cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# no
but this is


sorry for the prost
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Woo to that!


Just been to see the new matrix film... Um, it had some good, er, bits, I guess. And I liked the music. Um and the bullet fist bit. Errr...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# was that
made backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# The woo yay, you mean?
No, I don't think so. It was one of my first experiences with transparency however. It's quite an old one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# argh, the matrix makes me feel ill
i didn't get it at all, and those stupid gesticulating robots scared me
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# The big face!
Why?
Why do all that stuff when a telephone could do. Those machines were show off ponces. Just twat everyone with smallpox or summat. And the ending. I have a feeling the Watchowskiskiskiskiski brothers wrote themselves into a dead end where they couldn't think of an ending that explained everything, so they left it all ineffable like. Bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# please give me a plot synopsis soi don't have to go see it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Umm, err,
well there was this fight scene, erm, and then some filler, and then this really good fight, erm, then some mushy bits, then some, well, stuff would be the best way to describe it, then a kick ass silly fight, then a disappointing ending that made little or no sense. And thats about it. But the music was good.

Plot? Plot? Methinks you are expecting to much! Well, at least it was better than nnumber 2. I did enjoy the majority of it, you just have to ignore the spadeloads of imagery they chucked in with no thought for making it actually coalesce into a coherent whole. If you just look at it as an action film, you won't be too disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# give it 2 years and thoe robots will be pissed off again
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Yup,
Who spilled my pint then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# the only redeeming feature of the second one
was the nifty looking OS they used in zion
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Yes,
all white and pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# evenin darlins


edit: oops
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# argh!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# eep!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# nice shades!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# yaaaay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Is that
Michael Caine?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# he's oddly hypnotic
yes... I will give you my keys...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Oh!
That are woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)

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