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# somtimes i dont know why i bother
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Seemless!
Woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Domo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# to be honest
nor do we
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Seconded
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# motion carried
um
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Well
as long as you wash you hands afterwards, it'll be fine
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# hahahahahah!

plus a minor TJ:
you couldn`t make it up, could you!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# strumming.
yeah right.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# "Strumming his guitar"
being a euphamism obviously...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# they look
like they could do with a damn good haircut, the lot of 'em!


/snigger
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# I shagged the girl from Hanson.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Guess What
They are all lads.....i think...could be wrong....I'll shut up now
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Yes...
they're boys

But I think Ralph is messing with you.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# oh, that's good
very good
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Didn't the
zeppelin from Rednex have the same sort of thing? He nearly died bu they caught it in time.


(DAMN YOU MEDICAL SCIENCE!!!)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# They are planning to release a new album?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Breathes)

Damn you God!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# What program are you using?
cos i reckon that your pics could benifit from something like paint shop pro or something
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# i am useing
fireworks...i could use photoshop but my pc is missed up
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# i recommend a different prog... it could help.
anyway, woo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# that makes
2 of us
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# do u,
make things move in fireworks
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# i don't have fireworks
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# well how do u
make things move on here?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I use fireworks to animate gifs.
And I learned how to do it from the online help. I suggest you do to.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# JASC ANIMATION SHOP
USE IT. DOWNLOAD THE TRIAL. NOW.

ps you need to get the trial for paint shop pro, they come as '1'
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# open the layers panel
drag your layer on to the add new layer icon to duplicate, change the frame (move domo e.g.) then repeat. export as an animated gif
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# poke them
with a stick
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# that's the
best answer :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Pixie dust.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# You really are stupid aren't you?
*Ahem*

READ THE FUCKING ONLINE HELP OR THE MANUAL!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# aw shush!
be nice!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Have you seen
any of this guys previous posts? I gave up on fluffy a long time ago since he doesn't seem to be willing to help himself.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# actually
he's right. this boarder's been given more benefit-of-the-doubts than i've been given hot dinners. he doesn't listen, he doesn't read up on the FAQs, and he doesn't try things out for himself. he repeatedly asks the same questions and the disregards the helpful answers.

Lethe's right to be unfluffy, his feathers have been ruffled more than a few times this week by said character.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# If you shop it
you will get better.

Jesus, some of the regulars here started out doing STICK LINE drawings for God's sakes!

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Goatse...
dirty man! :-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# If you see it
then am I the one whos dirty? What if he's just holding a plate? hmm???
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# naked dish-washing?
all the rage, i hear.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# yay
for goatse!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# why do people always forget the nadge
i never forget the nadge

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Because I'm a man.
and I don't think of tadgers except for my own...

with a lady.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Below my average, but worthy of being posted (maybe)


now resized... but it's made the pixels pixelate
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Have you linked to the thumbnail?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# I had to make it 200 wide
if i want a fp...

sorry if the writings illegible - it says : even tiger woods couldn't beat neo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# its 280px
for the frontpage...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I like that
WOOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# and I could read the writing just fine.
Okay so I had to squint, but that's 'cos I'm too cheap to go get new glasses (old codger here... all of 31...)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# he has a cunning plan

/gets coat
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha
The fifth Telletubby... Touchy Winky!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# woo to the pic
but woo to your comment more.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# indeed
:)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Oh come on now!
The pic is AWESOME!

but the name is fantastic, you have to agree!

Now I feel guilty
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# FEEL
guilty. it's all your fault.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Oh Rob..
turkey butt.

Tonight's my last evening of being free for a bit.

Oooh, get on 4rthur, news news news!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Business as usual
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# ha ha brilliant!
I must say, the hummus is certainly rich in this compo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Well, I get it...
and it's damn hell ass wonderful!

AND TRUE!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Thanks -
but is it true there too? Oh dear.
As you might guess, the pic contains some personal animus - last week I had to queue for a very long time, for the privilege of paying £165 to get a tax disc for my car.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Oh how right you are...
woo yay!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# very true.
especially when all i need to buy is a single stamp.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# good stuff !
yay !
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# haha
very true indeed
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] i like this week's compo


edit: the site exists as well!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Oh, great shop
terrible pun!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# arf
enter it then
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# ta for reminding me!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# *snigger*
You said 'enter'!

I wish I had some alcohol...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# err
is that a seel?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# no.
its a seal.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# is it not
a sealion?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# i typed seal in
google, the image was seal.jpg.

thats all i know...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# oh well
if Google says so, then it must be true
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# can never be too sure
i searched for squirrels and half of the images were marmots!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# maybe...
a shark
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Hmmm,
You seem to have decided to augment your obvious stupidity with extra lashings of feigned idiocy since the majority of the board have decided you are an object of ridicule. Fitting into your new place quite easily, aren't you?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# THAT
is a sealion!

arf indeed!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# ah
so that's what a sealion looks like
yay
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Sealiron surely?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# bad spelling on my part
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# It's a moron, Jim
But not as we know it.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# mayde oi chortle
lots
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Blimey!
Lovely fur action!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Way hey
and a double Fnar as well
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Oh aye
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# ay up there fella
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# ooer
missus
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# um...
*feels obliged to post*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# hahahah
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# oi witchy
join in
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# where is he?
that wrong door knockin scamp?!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I said I'd
gone for beer and had to stop off by the missus to give her a snog :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# you gave her
smog, you damn fool that's a killer doncha know
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# smog?
are you from middlesbrough?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# feel away
mate

dear lord how many did I have, I slept in for work and felt most strange that day
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# you were erm
merry... yes thats it. merry.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# oh god, not merry
darn it, I was hoping to stay relative
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# sadly not
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Almost as many as me
Which makes you an acoholic.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# yes but
how many, I thought possibly six but unsure
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Around that
While I didn't count, the next morning felt like around 8 so 6 for you sounds about right.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# you NE lot
had a bash or summat?

no pics?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# a sort of bash
no one brought a camera, plus there were only two to start with
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# that was the second one







i take it back, you were more than merry
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# only a couple,
and it looks like I've just fucked ACDSee in the ass so I'll have to reinstall the khunt to find 'em again!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# yeah
where is von smallhausen?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# I got rid of those
ones 'cos they turned out shiter than a shitty thing with a shitty stick.....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# We've had two
Someone had a camera at the first one, but hasn't released pics yet
*looks at witchy*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# i'll make sure there are pics taken at the
next one, because these lot are slackers
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Slackers??
I'm not the one who left my digicam at home!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# no.
you are not.


you are the one who fucking lost their digicam!

correct?

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# ahem
Had it stolen.

Fucking charvas. I'm faced with the prospect of a bloody little scroat knocking one off to the pic I'd left on there.
*slightly disturbed*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# i did a picture of you
so i did

not a very good one mind
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Wow! Amazing!
You really should write a tutorial for us plebs!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# puleeze
do
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# On behalf of Tedmus - How to create animal hybrids
1 - Become an expert in DNA manipulation
2 - Have you own private island
3 - Cross-Breed the animals you wish..
4 - Take Photo of said animal
5 - Post photo on B3TA.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Ah, now I understand...
silly old me thought he used Photoshop...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# i might be wrong
but methinks he went to the same school as HumanDescent
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Quite possibly...
*strokes beard*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# i can see
his peepee
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# marvellous
what does he eat?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# nice n spicey Nik Naks
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Repelling predators with
its breath...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# that'd be
two of us then...

hangs head in shame
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Marks & sparks
used to sell some really obscure crisps when my sister & I were kids. We used to take it in turns to see who could repel the other the most by scoffing a few and breathing at the other :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# remember
hedgehog flavour?

quite nice actually but 0% hedgehog content
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# I remember hedgehog crisps!
Yes, it was rather disappointing! Misleading gits.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# them an' roast
lamb and mint sauce...mmmmm!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# A very nice flavour for crisps!
The best walkers sensation.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# nooo, I mean the
80s versions......
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Bugnuts
/obscure comic book reference
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# ooh
nice one :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# ello mate :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# wotcha ted!
how do?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# good ta :)
beer and snacks to hand , how's you?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# doing grand ta
might have a little more time to linger over the next couple of weeks :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# oh aye?
on your break from work?
Don't know how your shifts work but at our place they do 4 on , 6 off and have 3 sets of 20 day breaks
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# tree frog
ver ver noice
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# good god :)
were can I get one

w/y/h
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Evolution?
Sorry - need sleep -brain not working! :-) (Just had to..) Nite All!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# I think I get it
but I'm not sure...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# ungh!

this post socks
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# i *heart* brad pitt
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# I *heart* Brad Pitt
also
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# I HEART
DOT COTTON
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# I *heart*
Helen Bonham-Carter in that film...

:-)~~~
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Seconded!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Most definitely
thirded. Woo for Helena Bonham-Carter!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# HECK YEAH!
I'll third that notion to give her some motion!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Indeed...
Woo Yay though.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# rightyo
NSFW
If you insist
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# oh!
oh dear!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# now stop that
silly person you
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# No
I don't recall anyone insisting...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Major Tom

another sorry excuse for a repost :)

evening all :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

Great pic, great song
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# I am thinking the same thing...
song mind piss.

PAH!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# nice
floating
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# aaaaaaw
he looks so sad
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# because
planet earth is blue..
and there's nothing he can do

:)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# ah well
at least he got to put Alice Cooper like make up on....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Gynecologist
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# *Chuckle*
How rude!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# took me
far too long.
woo yay!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# i'll get you up here
get yourself some msn or something so you can store your old works... and check mah profile for piccies :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# I've got
some space with freedom2surf, it's jsut my old stuff that's on my thingy that I can't access. Hence the 'no reposts' rather than 'no posts'.

Nice profile (c:
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# you mean you havent got them backed up?
:o
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# *gasp*
mine are still on my pututer
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# backups man!
backups are your friend!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# yeah, I really
should in case of *pfffzzztt*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# yeah
beware of the *pfffzzztt*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# I would make me cry
a lot, the *pfffzzzzttt*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# you need backups
thats what you need
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# half of them
but they're at work. I've got most of the original psd's, but all the best ones seem to be at work )c:

(and I'm not there till a week on tuesday, yay!)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# heh heh
mouse mat nice
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# yay
someone fucking got it


'tis my first proper animation :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# huzzah
*shakes hand*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# yay :)




not a patch on your ghostyness
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# a thankyou
I should work on ghostliness

again, then again should work on assignmentness
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# yep
you should. but everyone needs funtime!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I suppose once done
there would be funtime
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# i dare say the rainbow theme tune would be prevalent
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# arse
lost me there, squire
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# click big
and look under his neck
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# guy
neck
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# um
nope, still not getting it! then again, I don`t think I`ve ever seen a turtle "head on" so to speak!



right.. nipping out for some vino collapso

back in a bit
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# tis a tortoise
turtles swim
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Oo!
Could you get me some twiglets while you're out?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# bigger - lighter
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# click big did I
but it must be my setting cos all i see is a dark bit...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# hahahaha
"click big did i"

:-DD
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# Yes
I am a founding member(fnar) of ..
"The Yoda Apreciation Society" at work
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# that reminds me of
sandra bollocks

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# oh
that's just bad. boooo*





*(yay)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# here,

i took implants from her cheeks.

edit: i guess i left them a little too brite on the bottom... oh well.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# oh that's much better
woo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# i did a circle selection
around her right cheek
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# ahahahahaha
*wipes beer off screen*
ahahahaha
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# i heard she's going out with John Travoltarse!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# i meant Sandra not
mary. . .

I hate noticing sentencical ambiguitousness.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
have an ancient repost - the dead see scro..tums


(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# Brilliant
best laugh all week!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# arf
oh yes indeed
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# haha
have a scrotum pole

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# hehe
scrotastic
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffft!
*heads off for more beer*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
fucking fantastic!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# subtle
tiny wee apricots!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# aha!
tortise balls!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# a.k.a. Torticles
:-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# watermelon
nice
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# God
You're a sick bassard.

Even so, that am most woo! :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 7:51, archived)
# Yarp!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# BBC
Z list celebs trying to revive their dying career
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# NOT THE
FUCKING KUMARS!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# and donny osmond
could it get any worse!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# a Dani Behr
Terry Christian reunion?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# NOOOOOO
*gets shotgun*
*puts end in mouth*
*pulls trigger*
*howls in pain as realise just shot self in foot*
*crys*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# you sick
depreaved cranberry

next your be on about Paula Yates
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# he has hair
:)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# now dearest
you know we don`t count "naughty hair" as hair!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Nose & ears.
^_^
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# rude
boy!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Wogan rocks
unlike what's on at the minute, Donny Osmond!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# I tell you what
I dunno what`s going to happen if Wogan pops his clogs - where will Eurovision be? Few bottles of cheapo veggie wine, Eurovision, Wogan... wee wee stained pants*...

He is most definitely class!


* from laughter / lackage of washing facilities (delete as appropriate)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# I concur
Eurovision is one of the highlights of my year.

No really... :-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# it`s funny
how as you get old, you really start to appreciate true sarcasm!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# One of the proudest
moments of my life was when my boss - in an appraisal meeting - described me as the most sarcastic person he'd ever met :-D
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# I just manage
to make loads of enemies :-(
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# on my first ever job
interview in 1984 or thereabouts I was described as a cynic.....can't imagine where he got that idea from!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# This is NOT Sarcasm
We can but dream to aspire to that level...

*applauds*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# the outcome of greece and cyprus' votes
always suprises me
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
no shit! :-D
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Normally I agree with you
but I like Donny Osmond
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# How is CiN this year?
Poor me has no telly.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# THEY HAVE
THE FUCKING KUMARS AND DONNY OSMOND
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# aw god
the "Cummers" are so pants... I don`t find them funny at all!

All they need to do is show Ricky Gervais doing his robot crab dance scene on repeat for 5 hours, and that`d do me :-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# i`m considering watching it
then again I might nip out for another bottle of wine
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# as bad as usual
although i have laughed at the OzEnders, eastenders meets wizard of oz
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Sounds amusing.
One of my girlfriend(')s best friends is a sound tech for the bbc, and does the sound for Eastenders. She watches it with her, and is told in every scene where her friend was standing. ^_^

Edit: Hmm it does look like I mean girlfriends plural. Whilst in theory that would be nice, in practice I can see a number of downsides...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# how many
girlfriends do you have?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Just the one.
A lovely lady named Colette.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# is it
that bird from the nolans?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# God no!
Although, thanks to predictive text messaging, my phone insists on calling her 'Boldute'...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# is there a colette in the nolans?
I thought it was coleen
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# thats the bird!
i went to see nevermind the buzzcocks being filmed at the bbc and she was one of the guests....she swore like a sailor and tried to watermelon mark lamarr
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Yeah well...
My girlfriends dog's hairdressers 2nd cousins best friends uncle twice removed was abducted by aliens

100% LIES
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I've met a Korean popstar
and appeared in a video promoting charity work in Korea. Nyah nyah!

/silly showey offeyness.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# I bet those long winter evenings
just fly by :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Last year
the news and weather folk did a couple of numbers from the Rocky Horror Picture Show...that was fucking good

oooo any other rocky fans around? rocky PICTURES
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# yep
the BBC news team are doing Motown this year
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# The BBC
news team are darn good sports. I enjoyed the year where they did numbers from Grease.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# The Ready Stead Cook Bunch
do a great grease number
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# I dunno,
I always thought they were cooking up something.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# PICKS???????????????
what, like "picks the fluff off an old jumper"?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# pedantic
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Yeah,
Stallone rocks.

:p
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# I'll
Stallone you!!!! pffffft

Heretic
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Hehehe.
I kind of enjoyed the rocky horror picture show. But if I watched it more than twice a decade I think I would probably loathe it.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# ha ha

any excuse for a repost
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# There's
a repost I could do here, but I won't as I'm knee deep in a takeaway.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# did
you spill your dinner?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# no, he's standing
in the korma with a dunces cap on :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# groan
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# could be worse,
he could be donnered in a peshwari!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Shush.
I'm stuffed full of tasty Chinese delicacies...

*Burp*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# "is that prawn crackers over there?"
"no, he just likes a fuckin' good laugh!"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# *slap*
and *slap* again
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] well that's my job covered!


(nursery teacher)!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# hehehehe
yay for childish humour!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Yay
I hope you fill their tiny minds with falsehoods - I remember once being told that thunder was the sounds of clouds bumping into each other
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# isn't it?
: )
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] They're perfect for the job.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# ha
ha!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# fantastic.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Supoib
He's great
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# heh
heh
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# ha ha
bless, you've even given the filthy vermin a likkle cwash helmet!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# safety first
safety second
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# grrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaan
woooooooooooooooooo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# Yay!
And what a cool bike he has!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# it is inevitable

well....yes.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# a one way ticket please......
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Don't Go In The Cellar!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# *snigger*
hang your head.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# .Latest disguise
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Aaaargh
Coronation Street "Grease" is on, it's making me weep.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# eek
get some bandages
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# oh dear,
perhaps I shouldn't have laffed.....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
Classic!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# hmm
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Arf!
Very NSFW!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Dissapoint me...
you did







/yoda
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# wooo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# I
would
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# check mah profile
:)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# didn't realise
the mouse thing was yours. Excellento!
Nearly 1,000 posts too!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# http://www.geocities.com/finkbrauweb/ fink brau
Man www.geocities.com/finkbrauweb/ is the funnyest website ever -
everybody should drink fink brau - it's lidl's finest larger
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# hmm
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# yes
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# twice
one for each username.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Alright enough
Spam. Please go somewhere else
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# SpamSpamSpamSpamCampaign
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
#
FAQ off
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# That's a point.
Instead of the filter changing silly chicken to

New person. Please read our FAQ.

Why couldn't rob change the word faq to FAQ?!?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# do you mean
to make it an automatic link?

i don't think rob does much of the coding
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# I thought the filter was
Rob's idea?

Well, whoever thought it up, shirley faq is a much more sensible word than silly chicken.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# oh don't listen to me
I don't know that much
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# yes you don't even know
that you've made an ass of yourself in 2 or more seperate ways.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for compo

i've never done this before, I feel so dirty
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Yay!
:-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Woo yay to the pic!
So you're younger than me, red haired, in my area and dirty? Fantastic!

(c;

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# where
did you get the 'dirty' reference?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# to quote
"I feel so dirty". It's enough of a vague link for me!

/coat
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# prevert
:)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# Yup.
So are you turning up to the next newcastle bash?!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# she hasn't seen
the pictures yet :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# I'm quite worried now
i don't know if i'll go to the next bash...don't hold yer breath
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# we're not that bad
Honest. Anyway, the next one will be the Christmas bash and if you don't santa wont bring you any gifts.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# divvent worry pet,
we're all geet nice as owt, us! Honest, injun.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Hey that's not fair
I was rather drunk then!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Ballet dancing is easier with 4 legs...

repost whore
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# if you're gonna repost
you could at least enter it into the challenge
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Oops..ta
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# yay!
Dance, dance my princess,
for tonight you are Titania, queen of the faeries.....

isn't red wine brilliant!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# vodka's better
= )
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# mmmmm vodka
I like vodka.....lots.


can't have any tonight though,
grape and grain and all that.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Why?
If you have four legs, you have two left feet.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# yeah but
you have 2 right feet so it evens out
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi! You lot! Get back to work!


Although Gerard appreciated the extra pay, he didn't enjoy the responsibility of being office manager.

Clickify to bigify
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# I want to work there!
Gisajob
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Are you a
giraffe?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# I can learn!
Go on, my office is too dull
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# I like the cut of your gib, young man!
You're in. Start Monday, 9am sharp.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# yay :)
they need bigger desk divider-y things though. they'll never get any work done chatting away all day.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# 'zactly
hence poor Gerard being stressed. Actually, I thought my picture was pants, but I had cut out the giraffe for another picture:



I got that far then couldn't really think what to do with it. Oh well.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

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