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# Where'd our cup go mate?


Quick, dirty and probably not going to happen
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# blimey
sylvain wiltord and dennis bergkamp are looking a bit young*



*scummy gooner bastards... come on Liverpool - football is the only real sport
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# football is not sport
footballers are pussies
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# you may be
champion crown green bowler in your region, but I prefer my sport with a bit of excitement
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)
# rugby is sport
so there
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# um no
rugby is gaydar
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Rugby is...
a warm penguin



actually
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# pearoast
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Pah. Football is for wusses.
(He says, having found out he now needs physiotherapy after Rugby training last Monday)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
# rugby is the gayest sport
ever... all that sticking your head up arses nonsense...


... I was a 2nd row....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
# So was I.
Until, last week, they persuaded me to try hooker...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# bet you took to that
like an duck to water!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)
#


No comment...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# argh! facial maggots!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# i know
they're a bit crap but really couldn't be bothered
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)
# heheheheh
two excellent replies :-)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I know i'm late, but......

REEEEEEEEEEPOST
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# seamless


i've been looking for the children in need font for ages.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# you
sarky cranberry!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# also funny that acme means
the high point of achievement
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# thank god
for sarcasm
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Ha,
I'm lazy!
and its from last year
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# no offence
you lazy coconut
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Oh hell
If you're gonna repost I'm gonna repost one of the four images I can at the moment...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# oh well
at least you have your health.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Not really
I'm too tired to remember 'http://'
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# the statement stands
can't be arsed to edit.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# and well worthy or a repost
no, really, it is


i'm not suggesting you fist yourself in the face at all
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# I hate pudsey
I'm sure he just wears that hanky round his eye to get female attention and sympathy. Bastard
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# if it works
i`ll give it a go
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# The ladies
can't resist a sexy spotty hanky
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# The hanky
makes him look like some rude ghetto gangsta actually
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# im sure
i saw a take on the tweed theme that had pudsey in a tweed jacket etc the other night
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Sharrrroooonnn!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# huh?
you mean ariel sharon ?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# The
Little Mermaid?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# taken
from those "jesus is with you" pictures featured in b3ta's weblog ages ago
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Wow!
Ozzy mindpiss woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# second lol this evening
...simplicity is the key
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# jesus loves everbody right?
is it possible to love someone but know that they are a zeppelin without being a stupid paradox and/or liar?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Of course.
cf. Parents.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# that's not ozzy,
that's Rick Parfitt!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# heheheh
or Peter Frampton!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Cows at work
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Hubba
Hubba

woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Look at the udders on her !
Woo for horny cows

that really sounded better in my head !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# "hello, big boy"


.. the vino collapso is kicking in
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Freak
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# finally lured you out of your hidey hole!
make Pippy tea....

NOW!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# You know I'd like to do nothing more
But I'm already drinking the one he just made me :D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# you evil
cranberry
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# beeeeezarrr!

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Fucking lunatic.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# hahahah!
yeah britney is a bit odd, int she (safe, yeah, innit treacle? safe!)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# the baby's making me laugh too much :(
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# *muttley laugher*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] You pay peanuts...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Right turn clyde.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# hahaha
perfect!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# supervisor?
bollocks - chairman more like. Spunts.....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# hehehehe
Can I add Microdirect customer service to that. . 4 weeks and still no new motherboard !! (cnuts !)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# hehe
where in the world? Faeces world
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# and he could eat chocolate for britain!
*smug laughter at adding human touch to cold harsh world of computers*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# so true!
PC World / Comet / Dixons suck the big one
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# what
a bastard
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Too fucking right.
I've lost count of the number of poor customers I've spoken to who've been told this, or that, by PC World "specialists", and who I have to put right.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I asked one for a SCSI card so that I could hook up
my SCSI scanner - his face was a picture it couldn't have been any more blank. He told me they don't stock them - 15 minutes later I returned to the counter with one I'd found on display - sheesh talk about fuckwit.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Hehe, I can imagine.
It's quite fun sometimes, to go in there and ask them techy questions. Dixons-baiting, I think it's called.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# I love to do that. I had one show me their Mac computers
And he proudly announced they all had DVD players. I asked him whether they were DVD-R or just DVD players, he said "No unfortunately they're just players." I then pointed to the display card that said DVD-R on each of the models. It was so much fun I couldn't resist
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Oh dear,
we're sad people, aren't we?

I asked one "assistant" in Dixons to advise me on which was best - Sky, Cable or Freeview. The answer was so biased, I nearly fell over. £10 for selling Sky? That'll do nicely...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# I've had both Cable and Sky.
Freeview is a good option if you just want lots of BBC and ITV channels, but at least you don't have to fork out once a month. Telewest was a bit limited, although they have the best broadband going with BlueYonder. But we have Sky coz we're movie nuts and also like Sci-Fi and the Discovery Channels - although most of the Discovery channels are about Hitler. lol
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I have NTL.
'cos I get it for free.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# hehehe
pearost

They sure know what they're doing
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Arf, arf
I love that.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Suddenly

i don't feel hungry anymore
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# I do.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Hmm . .
I quite fancy a king size Knickers now . .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I'd prefer
to gently lick some zeppelin meself...
Edit: This filter lark is still confusing me. Time to relurk and go to bed.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# It's the peanuts
that fill you up
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# .
I actually find king size knickers quite apetizing
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# How exactly do you
tize an ape?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# With tizer,
obviously.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# with a
magic tizifying stick
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Yum.
...and as I'm dropping to bits again, I'm running away for the evening.


(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# never knew you
were a leper?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# reminds me of a the time i was on holiday
me and some mates edited a tuck shop price list made of cut out box pieces
bum sex is now just 35p
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# fucking ice cream cash-ins
give me a mini-milk any day
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# I'll send
Michael Jackson straight round, sah!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs.
During the Neverland raid, police found class As, class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.


it's law now isn't it? copy-pasting that joke every time he's mentioned
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
#
I think so
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# oooh yummy
id love an nice cold zeppelin..
looks kinda sticky though
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# easyInternetCrossing
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Well, it;s not animated and it doesn't do anything,
but it's a nice piece of drawing in Flash.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Which you made?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Yes.
I'm not randomly posting other people's work.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Why on earth not?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# It would mean
a break from relentless self-publicity.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Arf.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# yeah...


WHY NOT???

kidding... kidding!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# wheeeeeeee
facewasps for all
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# no
he just thought he would give us the lovely gift of cartoon tits
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# cartoon?
Looks like that bint from 'Splash' to me.....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# It's not Daryl
Hannah.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# that's the
bint bunny!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Were you masturbating
when you drew that? Nicely made with one hand. :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# No. I rarely
masturbate when drawing in Flash. Macromedia just doesn't arouse me.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# ah TMWFA
i havent seen you online since the Great Popbitch 'W-anker'Debarcle of Summer 2003*, how are you old bean? ive given up on pb myself...

*quite possibly cos i have changed jobs since then and can no longer spend all day on the interweb

edit: bloody filter!!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I quit PB about 6 months
ago. It was getting very shit, so I left.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# very true
what a bunch of cranberry (well, more often than not)

more bitch than pop over there i tells ya!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# god im bored tonight...
hummus is lacking...


add your own caption
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# He didn't often have a motuh full of pussy...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# hehe
you minx
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# but but
its an laydeeeee lion... is she an lesbian? oooer!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I've seen pictures
from a zoo in Scotland
edit: not this, but still www.b3ta.com/board/965883
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# of wot?

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# romping lady lionesses
in animated gif form. I think Mystery Bob took the pics
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# "and so the beautiful process
of feline reproduction begins"
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Damn hairballs . .
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha
woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# KITTENS FOR TEETH
IT'S THE FUTURE
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# tell that
to the owls making a fucking racket outside my window.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# well
if they had kittens for teeth just imagine the possibilities
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# OK,
"OI! OWLS! TEETH IS THE FUTURE! YOU LISTENING YOU SPINNING HEADED TWATZ?"
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# wow
they shut up!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# i thought you lived in manchester.
are you sure they're not whores?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# it's further from Manchester than you actually
It's just a convenient locale to base myself near
It's either that or say near Stockport, which I'd rather not.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# mmm
Co-op pyramid :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Grand Central
home of the post pub stabbing
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# and big
watermelon-off railway viaducts! Oh, and the motorway. Mmmmmmm.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# and
vork
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# I'm crying.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
#
I'm in stockport.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I know
not a slight on you though
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# haha
Woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Finally got my hair untangled.
So here's my cousin It impression.

Sorry to Scary Mary for borrowing her special eyes...

Edit: Crappy picture is taken by a camera phone. I would like a digital camera, but can't afford one :(
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha
So what do you teach then?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Science.
And the occassional late night Open University lesson*

* May or may not be absolute bollocks.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Ah science, I remember that
we used to try to burn/blow up things... happy days!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Today, my lessons involved,
in the lesson I observed another teacher, damage limitation, since 2 out of 6 of our expensive quickfit flasks were broken, and the little shits spraying me with water when my back was turned. I'm quite happy I don't have to teach them anymore. The a revision lesson where we did a group quiz, then my all singing all dancing lesson where I was observed, on sound. I had bells in vacuum jars, hearing tests for pitch levels, plastic cups on strings, tuning forks, drama with pupils pretending to be air molecules, 10 kids lined up with their ears to the desk for sound travelling through solids. I even managed to get a reference to the film alien, with in space no one can hear you scream! Oh, and whales and dolphins, can't forget them...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# and you did all that
without a baseball bat to hand? *applause*!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I got a bit annoyed
during the first lesson, but the last two were really good fun. And I managed to make one of the other teachers on my course look a bit put off by me saying a few of the kids deserved a good smack. 'Not very progressive', as she said...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Are you my science teacher?
Argh!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Do you live in
Wales?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# shirley only
pinnochio lives in wales?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Hmm, with spelling like that
you could be in one of my classes. ^_^
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# little do
you know :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Blimey
sounds alright!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I didn't give 'em enough time to write stuff down,
and had a tendency to start talking before they all shut up, but on the whole avery good lesson. Well, for me anyway.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# just remember
the holidays... is all that keeps me going!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Paid holidays.
Big incentives. I keep getting told that the summer holidays are for writing your lesson plans for next year. watermelon that.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# arse to that!
get yerself a qca scheme of work, copy other peoples work and don't forget there is no point in re-inventing the wheel!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Too right.
They've lost the ready made lesson plans for the stuff i've been doing. I've just being slapping a rough plan together and jumping in. Seems to work for me.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# good attitude!

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# I see a future
for you in a PRU.....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# PRU?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Pupil
Referral Unit.....it's where Mrs Witchy works and also where the local little bastards excluded kids go......
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# I should
with any luck be sent to a posh school next. I'm witholding jusgement on whether i'd enjoy a job such as that until i've had some experience with good kids.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I'm being judgemental really,
the problem with excluded kids is the schools they've been excluded from don't understand 'em. Admittedly there's the occasional twunt, but most of 'em are nice kids who have behavioural rather than educational difficulties. Mrs Witchy is the only teacher in her place that the kids like!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# your hair's like mine!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Woo!
I net it didn't take an hour and a half to brush yours though, did it?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# sometimes,
yes. It's halfway doon me back so brushage most foul has to be done regularly.....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# It's annoying.
I'm tempted to cut it all off.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# I'm not, 'cos I look like a
coconut when I've got short hair :-/

I could go spiky (again) but I'd look like every other fucker round here if I did......
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I did . .
had hair down to my bum . . walked into the barbers (hairdressers actually) and said "take it all off" there was a crowd around me in the end . . I should've sold tickets ! :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Mines
currently down to just reaching the bottom of my shoulderblades after erm however many years of growing it.

Edit: Erm, I started growing it when my girlfriend went off to study in germany for a year, god she was miserable there. I didn't particularly want to look like a scruffy mong while she was there, so that was ideal. That was, 1, 2, 2 years and 3 months ago. With any luck, as long as there are no job issues, and I don't get too sick of looking after it, or it falls out, or I rip it out in teaching stress, then i'll keep growing it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I looked like some dodgy old prog rocker
or Jesus (if I hadn't shaved) . . it really had to go . .

The savings in hair washing time are worth it on their own :o)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# I have no shower at the mo.
So I have to spend half an hour each morning washing it in the bath. I am never ever ever renting a flat without my own shower ever again!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# aye, but you're a
young pup compared to me....I started growing mine properly in 1991......
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Hell, i'm only
22.
Although everyone I meet thinks I look 26 or older. :(
My mum is still pestering me to get it cut... ^_^
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Young pup ?
Me or Lethe ?

I started the growing sometime around 83 I think .. the Goth thing was a big motivation :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Prob
me then. Was tempted by gothness, but it was all rather pretentious at the age of 17.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# kinnell - there's
someone older than me with long hair on the board? Meep :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Ex long hair . . .
Now nice and short . . it hides the fact that it's parting company with my head a lot faster than I would like . .

37 this year . . eeeek !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
#
yer the same age as me then
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# .
we'll keep quite and pretend that we're "down with the kids" then :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
#
word
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# I thank you,
sah!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Sorry for this
but since I can't scream this at work, I'll scream it here:

You stupid, monosyllabic, fat, retarted, Bachelor watching, mindless FUCKING holes!

Have you NOTHING better to do than TALK in that nasally FUCKING voice about the most MEDIOCRE SHIT all day long?

Your voices make me want to vomit and your topics of conversation are pedantic blather that would make JESUS HIMSELF wish for death.

Oh yeah.. Iain, I found your hidden message:





This was to all of the sales ladies sitting onb the other side of the room inthe ofice I work in. We now return you to funny fluffiness.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# ahh
the joys of America!

god bless you!


;-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I think you should scream it at them!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# hmmmm.....
so you don't like the ladies in your office?

it's a bit subtle.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# I don't like the ladies in MY office, no...
they're like walking billboards for EVERYTHING wrong with this state.

I must hear "Oh... MIGOD" about 100 times a day.

I like REAL women. Women who don't read VC ANdrews and watch Martha Steward.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# um whats a
batchelor watcher?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# the show...
"The Bachelor"

I actually heard one of those cranberry say one day "Well, the only reason I'm working here is so I can meet a rich man and get married"

I felt like fucking punching her.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# oh
just wondered i did not know!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# trust us
your life was perfect WITHOUT that knowledge
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# And then marrying her?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Oh well yeah...
cuz YOU of ALL people know how RICH I am...

/sarcasm
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# yeah
knock her out

then fuck her

pardon? what? oh sorry.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# 'arf!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# i for one
didn't hear anything.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Moira Stewart?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Am I a real woman then
I don't read "read VC ANdrews and watch Martha Steward" (whoever they be) I just sit here in front of this moniter all day....

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# No offense...
but you're 18.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# yes,
but im only 17 and some wierd adults still wish to refer to me as a man...

i feel it is quite perculiar
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# pfftt...
see? There you go!

Cat here is 18... you're 17. Go watermelon somewhere.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# forgive my juvenile ignorance
watermelon?
surely that's not a verb
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Hey slurp frog (or whatever)
wanna watermelon? I would like to see my "boy"friend kick your arse afterwards. he's significantly more mature (and fit) than a scrawny 17 year old. hah
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# try it
what does he do

edit: scrawny, my arse. i lift people that weigh twice what i do. no watermelon for me, thanks
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# you see slurpy?
18 is NOT a mature woman...

maybe a good screw though.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# kids today...
they've got no respect.

and they make sweeping generalisations. (geddit)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Hey...
I never said that I was mature (ok maybe I implied it)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)
# but you contradicted the idea of being mature
by giving a weak retort against nothing.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# i've always loved you.
edit: whomever you are.
and only if you are really a woman.
damn internet.
i need to get out more.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# you would.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# you and me both.

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha
most offices are the same though.
if they aren't obsessing over american idol it's some other reality show.
and when they're done with that, they'll sit ang plan 50 potlucks over the next 3 months.
then ask you the bring food in for it. and i'm the one that has to pick up after them.

NO! dammit!
i'm not contributing to your obsession with stuffing your face full of food until you burst.

then i'll end up having to clean up after that as well.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha...
bastardly little bitches...

HATE them.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# i don't really
hate them....
i just want shove sharp office supplies down their throats.

hating people is mean.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# yeah...
that's true.

but STILL...
the "OHMIGOD" and the "No... way!" just make me want to KILL.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# office supplies can be quite sinister
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# what's stopping you from screaming that then?
just go with the the flow
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I need money.
Or else I would.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Carve voodoo dolls
for each one of them. While it may not work, it's still satisfactory to jab pins in their dolls eyes. Or is that just me...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Try using white drawing pins with a black dot.
Voodoo spong!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# YAY FOR ANGER!!!!
Die world DIE!!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# hahahah
bizarre!

but bloody brill!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# wow
my, how i wish that was possible
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# RAH!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# hehehe,
I sense dissatisfaction :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Fook me
I want to throw blummin bricks at the world
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# mwahahahaha!!!!
EVIL EVIL EVIL

VILE

PERNICIOUS!!!!!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Go postal.
It's the only way to be sure.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Deserved Animating . .
Badly :o)


(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Wahey!
Just what I wuz thinking. Bloody females. You can't live without em and you can't kill em.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Of course not...
unless you bury them DEEP in the heart of the national forest, then BURN the inside of the car you drove their corpses in and then covered the body with lye...

uhh...

that is, if you WANTED to...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] my entry.


Navy Seal - it had to be done.

(edit: better seal head than first try)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha
nice!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# woo!
he`s like darth vader
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# awwww....
yay!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# heh
:)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# well'ard
yet soft and cuddly too. wooyay
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# someone else can finish this one,
I can't be arsed!

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# I dunno
looks pretty good as it is!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# it's finished.
let it go man, let it go.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Looks fine as it is.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# dog baby
(the one on the right)

is class!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Ta, but I was
torn between the full swappage versus a face swappage leaving the floppy ears intact, then I gave up completely 'cos I'm knackered :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# faceswap?
i always thought it was facewasp

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# nice!
perfect for the dislecksicks :o)

*edit* is that Lady Penelope?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Marina...
there's a deeply-hidden pun in there
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# seawasp?
isnt there some kind of military craft called seawasp?

edit: no, wait, its WASP isnt it. yes.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# In a weird way
that reminds me of the super furry animals gig i went to recently

(they come back on stage in yeti costumes)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# No real improvement on the original
But it made me giggle

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Yep,
worked for me too.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# heh
stick a couple of lightbulbs in there and Kaiser`d be needing clean undies!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# icklewitchy had a torch like
that for halloween :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# That looks great!
All babies should have dog suits.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# haha - I
should've put a zipper down the front!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] pearost, i forgot how bad it was
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# was it LSD for supper mr pippy?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# for supper?
its an introvenous thing!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
must eat more mushrooms
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# shrooooooooooooooooooooms!
yummmy!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# yay!
must be getting pretty light headed by now.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# He'd better watch out with them claws
lest he go flying around the room!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
that`s brilliant! you deserve a cuppa tea, freshly prepared by matsimpsk!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# chance will be a fine thing
:)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# tell him
I said! ;-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# where is the gormless fuckwit anyway?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# It's very strange
All the text above appears to be blurry and unreadable
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# that'll be the gorming.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# :P
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Hurrah !
INFLATABLE FURNITURES !
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# I demand
a repost, sir!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# What are the chances of me reposting something on the board eh ?

Second time in 2 days ... You ruined my anti-repost therapy
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Weeeeeeeee!
Yay you!

That's one of my favourite ever posts :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Yay!
Four words: Tard Blog Dot Com
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha
nice!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah!
funny you should say that!

when I was at uni (all those years ago) we had a bloke in our class who was a bit special - used to thud into walls/people on his way to lectures, with his special backpack on... and then he`d whip out his crappy laptop

we used to call him Tron :-)

... I`m sure that could have been funnier...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Wooohoo!
Thradjack/joke (sorry)

Why does Michael Jackson like shaggin twenty-eight year olds?

Cus there's twenty of 'em!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# did you just make that up?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I think
his kid brother told it to him and made it sound funny

;-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# ooooh
How did MJ get busted at the music store?






He thought "Boys 2 Men" was a service.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# and
what`s the punch line?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# what if.....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# *groan*
*shakes head*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Don't groan
Rejoice! Punnage = aceness!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# you do like
your exclamation marks
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# do i?
how bizarre!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Terry Pratchett...
...Multiple exclamation marks are the sure sign of a diseased mind
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# or an
untalented cranberry of a shitty fantasy novel writer

"orcs and elves" my arse

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# snigger!
i laffed....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# yay - it's about time that
bandwagon was hitched up again! Many moons etc.....but you weren't to know that unless yer a power lurker :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# i lurked...
therefore.. i am
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# *groan*
That's a ****ing bad pun.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)

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