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# Talking about sick...
(Fragger, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Hell is calling
(Cockfosters!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# that is woo but very very sick
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# He's
nearly there
(Tarquin., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it's sick but someone was going to do it...
(Is it just me?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# you know
i don't think they were.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# you and pootle's tinsel
went to town last night
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# whoops! she's fallen down
and landed in a puddle of spilt spaghetti hoops! ha! she'll be okay in a minute! won't she?... what?


...*snif* oh... ;_:
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# pfffft
sick, but ultimately woo
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# .....
It's funny but not funny...
(sam831, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# bless him for trying to stop the traffic!!
haaaa ha ha ha ha!!!
(happymat27, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Evil
yet entertaining
(KaBoom, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Ha Ha
It's really wrong that a squashed dog is making me laugh so much.

Awwww...
(I helped save b3ta! eipmihc, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Leroy had retired from racing and bus driving seemed the obvious choice
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Not another new metallica bassist

(Punn-isher, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# metal-licker??

(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Betsy wasn't enjoying her new job one bit
 

 
(brainflakes, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# poor betsy = (
*hugs betsy*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] COWGIRLS! THE NEWEST LAPDANCE CLUB IN TOWN!
mod edit: slightly risque picture linked due to popular demand

Hope i aint breaking any rules with this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# eugh
goatse tampon
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# i may not be at work
but i'd still say it should be a link
anyone else's thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I certainly did a double
take at the tail bit :{
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)
# yup
it's not just nsfw people should consider, also nsfpwaloks (not safe for parents who are looking over kid's shoulders)
(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# that kinda gets covered by
the "nsfw" description
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# :)
thanx whoever changed it. i was away.
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Frank gave up his dayjob
for the comedy club circuit

Just a shame he laughs at his own jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] i will put this here because i did it ages ago and it makes little sense
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# petty crimes
extraordinaires
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# because the thread at the bottom isn't a pic
and because i did it at 3am last night and maye 3 people saw it at best, here's a pearoast:



EDIT EDIT EDIT: does anyone know how to extract a series of frames from an avi to make an animated gif?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# what about the happy baby gorillas?
(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# they're picking the cranberries
they're just cunningly disguised as cranberry pickers
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# i assumed the were piloting
the blimp
(yakmonkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# I think you'll find
it's a watermelon-zepplin.
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# i was trying not to be rude!
(yakmonkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# yay!
I'll pearoast in your pearoast
also done late last night

a little bit bigger

nicely rude picture!
(yakmonkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# duckaroo?
woo =D
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# i like that lots!
looks like he's pulling his duck-trousers up.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# or he's reaching for his bollocks...
looks quite satisfied to me
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)
#
how do u 'morph' two pics like that o.O
(Im newbie)
(Panda, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# hehe, woo
and seeing as it's a pearoasting thread, here's one I made earlier but promptly had to take off as my hosting went AWOL...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# wonka wonka wonka wonka wonka
woo
(yakmonkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# that's exactly what
someone else said...:)
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# that's no moon
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# and that's exactly
what I said :)
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Neither is this


(bigness)
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# ha ha
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# language!
well, if this is gonna be a repost-from-the-early-hours type thread then:
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)
# what the?!
wooooooooo?

edit: I decided i needed a madness-specific woo yay!
you get it first
(yakmonkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# oooh! hi cockalorum!
mad stuff is the new kittens you know.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# ooh
that is wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)
# it scared me then
and it scares me now
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I feel deeply insulted by the pic
(not really).
And for the AVI/GIF problem - try mplayer.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)
# argh, is that *nix only?
no use to me, windows monkey that i am
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Visual basic
This extracts frames into jpgs:
Sub ReadAVI_SaveFrames()
Dim reader As New AviReader
reader.Open "c:\video\clip.avi"
For i = 0 To reader.Frames.Count - 1
reader.Frames(i).SaveFile "d:\video\clip_frame_" + Str(i) + ".jpg"
Next i
End Sub
(Fragger, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# extracting avi frames?
a registered version of quicktime
photoshop image ready
or the completely free and best image viewing program ever,
irfanview
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I did this the hard way
using virtual tub, and copying it over frame by frame. But virtual dub should be able to export them as images I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Its a Dirty Job

But theres a £200 fine if you dont do it
(Cockfosters!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# the streets these days, littered with people shit!
wooyayhoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Another exciting night cooking dinner: almost a photo finish!
and the runner bean is coming up on the inside! but the runner bean overtakes him and he's in! he's into the pot! this moment will go down in history!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# woo!
nice ALT text!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# argh!
puns!
(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# you won't puns
me next time you see me because of this, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# loontastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Status Crow...
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# arf!


morning all
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Wooyay
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# woo yay hoopla!
challenge entry?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# it
is now...
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Laughing Boy!
I used your name in a post yesterday. See what you say - www.b3ta.com/board/2369276
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# huzzah for crows!

(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# With
the 40th anniversary THIS WEEKEND of Dr Who..Blair decided to reveal his new look..


1 day out....I ask ya :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# *ahem*
The anniversary is tomorrow.

/pedant
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Udder reading!
WOO YAY DO THE RAM SHANK!

Size of them! Wonder if they called that cow Jordan?
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# I know that finger!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# That's gonna chaff
after a while.
(Tarquin., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# yay!
i used the same pic for one of my very first posts!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# :D
moooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Nothing
seems to upset them...
(Soapy_Wit_Tank, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# It goes here more appropriately
I'm listening to THE QUO!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha
The black and white quostrels!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Arf
woo
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Doreen's bloody going out with bloody Jerry from HR!
Smug Bastard.

(Tarquin., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Jerry is a very hungry/selfish lover
he....

...wait for it....

eats shoots and leaves!
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# If you just thought of that
I bow.
(Tarquin., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# *slap*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# *groan*
;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# TJ: My Christmas Prezzie
Can anyone fault me for getting www.comet.co.uk/comet/html/cache/113859.html for christmas? I think It's a good system, I just am not too sure if anyone else likes it...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# I wouldn't moan if I got it for Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# yes
buying from comet is just plain wrong
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I didn't get it from comet
I'm no idiot.

I got it from Indigo!

hehe

So, is it a good system?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Ahhhh good good
It certainly looks the business, nice specs :)
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Ah cool :-)
I'd been worrying about how it would compare to my existing system..

I've just read my existing system had an amazing wattage of... 3 per speaker!

!

I don't think I should worry...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# No I think you could definately call this
an upgrade
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# i have little question...
you know aussie hats? with the little corks dangling down?

why do they have them corks?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# to keep flies away
so you don't have to keep swishing your hand
(Ellis, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# because they say so
(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# to stop
flys landing on ones face...why?
(dontknow.net, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# to keep flies and things away?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# things like
bears?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# i thought that it was so that they could see if they were the right way up
coz everything is upside down there you know
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# how's the not drinking going?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha
not too bad thanks. I had one and a half beers last night. :o)

the photos of me on Sunday were enough to put me off for nearly a week.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# god
don't mention photos!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# you're not a fan of photography are you?
neither am I now
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# TJ
I'm still wetting myself after that Bo Selecta Christmas vid last night.

It's just *wrong* If it doesn't get to #1
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# oh boo
i missed it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# You missed
The best TV of the week.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Chammmon
mother fcuker
(dontknow.net, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# to distract them
when they lose major sporting events
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# spork
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# harold is very unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Spoon
crazy thats what you are...spoon crazy
(dontknow.net, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
menace!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# they're just SO
cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# for vicious, disease carrying vermin
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# cute
cute cute cute.
I can watch squirrels running about for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# squirrels...
the rats of the treetops...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# they're not rats!
they're beautiful and lovely and scurry about and have such pretty little faces and are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# our cats love them
especially ones that have been squished by a car some days previously
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# THAT'S HORRIBLE!
you big meanie :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# hey!
i'm not the one who runs them over. i don't even have a car (that works)
how was the bashette last night? (quickly changing the subject)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# it didn't happen in the end
noone could really make it, so i think we'll rearrange
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# that's a shame
if you have a bash in harrow let me know, its just down the train line from me
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# There is a squirrel
in my garden, I am watching it
(Ellis, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# the girl over the road is in the shower
I am watching her
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# well shopped
have a wooo!
(yakmonkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Forget Sir Sandgoblin's Gourd


This is MY gourd.
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# And a very nice gourd it is too my dear
Your must be very proud
(Beryl the Peril, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

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