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# The fashionistas didn't quite understand the significance of recent news events
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# he could do with a ba'ath
sorry
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:21, archived)
# *ouch*
;)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:22, archived)
# beards will never be a must have,
apart from on all the manly b3tans like Mystery Bob, Justhere etc
is it really pedantic to say that passion in your profile is spelt wrong? I mean it in a nice way - I share your love of clothes. Jeans especially.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)
# paison
isn't that the french for house?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:27, archived)
# no
thats maison
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:28, archived)
# maison!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:28, archived)
# heh
heh
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)
#
Like £300 boots!?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:30, archived)
# £455 actually.
I still want them. I may buy some incredibly silly stilettos from Dune instead though, they're only £60. I need new jeans first though, mmmmmmm jeans!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:32, archived)
# sorry, i was playing around with making liquid effects in photoshop
and rather liked this one



though i've over done the highlights quite badly

(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:16, archived)
# you could at least have used a tissue
:)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)
# don't worry it washes right out
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Genius reply, woosome picture!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:18, archived)
# he he
sparkly jism
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# IT SPARKLES
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:20, archived)
# i think i shall extend it for a new desktop background pour moi
would anybody else like one?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:22, archived)
# errrr...
yes please

post a link will you? there's a good chap

edit: where are my manners? I can never do liquidy effects. woo!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Wow
Thats really good i think
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:22, archived)
# ta
:)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Well...



First person to notice all the errors wins.... a pet lemon.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:15, archived)
# i would, but honestly, i can't be arsed
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:15, archived)
# good for you
lazy zepelin
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:16, archived)
# ;)
see who's the first to notice that one... :)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)
# obviously you typed in z-e-p-e-l-i-n
by hand because the board spells it correctly with two p's
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:18, archived)
# or are THEY spelling it incorrectly?
maybe not
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# I've already got a pet lemon.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)
# you haven't got two though
have you?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)
# as obviously
have i
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:18, archived)
# you could do with another one though.
lemons need to hang with as many lemons as possible, otherwise they die stunted, depressed old lemons.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# hmmm...
'ompage' 'wiv' 'ter' 'wevver'

that all of 'em?

edit: 'tahn' 'depff' 'ereford'

why am I trying so hard?

I'm now officialy sad and i have history course work to be on with. I give up
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)
# nope
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)
# yor
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:18, archived)
# 'ereford.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# at least...
two more i think

at least one
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:20, archived)
# yeah, two to go
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Also
Tahn, 'ereford...
Also a broken image link.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:21, archived)
# one more still to go lads
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:22, archived)
# no?
no pet lemon for you lot then
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)
# 'Omepage
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Depff
Also another broken image link, and "right" (which may not be an error, but it is a redundant colloquialism).
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:27, archived)
# how do you mean
broken image link
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)
# The "Search" and "Go" Buttons
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Tahhhhhhhhhhhhhn
indeed
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:21, archived)
# New from the Adobe "Stable" (ahem)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha
excellent attention to detail!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:11, archived)
# is that a-dobe
or ah-d'oh-bee
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:12, archived)
# no it's
eric the half-a-bee
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:12, archived)
# \A*do"be\
according to dictionary.com anyway
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:13, archived)
# are there any mods here today
?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:12, archived)
# they are hiding from the rockers
what do you want a mod for?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:14, archived)
# to get front pages
duh
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:15, archived)
# 'zactly
some top work has gone to naught . . .
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)
# who cares about fp
doesn't matter.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:30, archived)
# probably nbot right now.
why do you ask? perhaps we can give you a reasonable* answer

*made up
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:15, archived)
# what's the odds on this bandwagon ending before 2007?

that's the year 2007 - not 7 mins past 8...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:12, archived)
# god you're
a miserable cunt today
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:13, archived)
# The Golf Sale bandwagon went on for longer
as have many others.
It's only been two days!~
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# that became a meme, not a bandwagon
Abbey road went a long time as a bandwagon before it became a meme
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:20, archived)
# What's the difference between a meme and a bandwagon?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:22, archived)
# About 6 months
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:00, archived)
# a bad point well made
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:21, archived)
# woo dat!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:12, archived)
# Woo
that is all
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:14, archived)
# my domo sk8er
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:09, archived)
# DOMO'S ALIVE!!??!!?!?!?!?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)
# DOMO!
DOMO
DOMO
DOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:11, archived)
# hehehe
and not an a***l l*****e in sight
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:14, archived)
# They make nests from old banana peels
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Woo!
He can have this peel I've just finished with.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:07, archived)
# hehe
fly, my pretties!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:08, archived)
# i have
a bag of bananas on my bed

i have no idea where they came from and i'm afraid to move them

i'm going to sleep on the sofa tonight
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Make banana custard.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:09, archived)
# i don't know where they've been
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:09, archived)
# I could tell you
but then i'd have to shoot you
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)
# a small price to pay
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Adobe
Right, my brother thinks that Abode is pronounced A-DOW-BEE but i thought it was A-DOBE. He's really pissing me off now so i thought i'd ask you lot how you say it. Well, how do YOU say it?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Bees! In my eyes! Argh!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# What is your favorite animal?
And the man you'd most like to have rough bumsex with?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Bees!
Jeremy Beadle
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:08, archived)
# I pronounce it...
COCK OFF YOU THREADWASTING PRICK
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:05, archived)
# ...
Jesus christ it's not that hard to be a bit nice.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)
# just ignore the
trolls. :)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)
# i'm nice
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)
# any excuse for a repost! ;)
and I'm glad you did!
love it
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:08, archived)
# I'm a total repost-whore
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)
# I'm not...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:16, archived)
# i like your work

it frightens me
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# wow
that's fab
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:04, archived)
# TWJ
Scoopzilla, what's your msn? or aim....
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:05, archived)
# I don't know about this lot but every one I know
has always pronounced it A-DOW-BEE

oh yeh, and COCK OFF YOU THREADWASTER!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:05, archived)
# a-dow-bay
it's spanish/mexican so it's not a magic e

i think
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:05, archived)
# The word Adobe is pronounce A-dobe
but Adobe is a name so the answer is ?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)
# I say it violently
and sideways

now knob off

I know i'm supposed to be trying to be nice from now on but... meh...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)
# It is A-DOW (rhyme with low) BEE
no argument. It just is. Like the ancient clay brick construction material.

dictionary.reference.com/search?q=adobe

edit - oh, and cock off
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)
# I pronounce it "Abode"
Because that's a word, and "Adobe" isn't, and because it annoys geeks and my Dad.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:08, archived)
# adobe is a word. see above.
.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Oh yes, so it is:
adobe /a-doh-bi/ n. 1 an unburnt sun-dried brick. 2 the clay used for these. [from Arabic]

Well, you learn something new every day. I ought to read the dictionary more often.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:14, archived)
# happy to help.
.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:20, archived)
#
Adobe is pronounced uh-DOE-bee
Abode is prnounced uh-BODE
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:08, archived)
# It rhymes with carrot.
Now, Good day to you.



I said, good day!

/Fez
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:08, archived)
# ner-ne-ne-ne-ne-ner, ner, ner... the Ace of Spades, the Ace of Spades!


... that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever!

(sorry this is a bit shit. better in my head)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)
# I like it.
At least no bastard Santa hat!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)
# and a decent shop, too
i'll give it a "good job"
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:02, archived)
# you're too kind.
No really...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:03, archived)
# *grabs guitar and rocks out*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:03, archived)
# *bangs head*
*fetches neck brace*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:05, archived)
# gaaaaahhh
i fucking hate that song!! *


played the THPS 3 demo too much
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Remember their WOrld Tour???
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)
# heehee
"Come on Saddam.. let's blow them away!"
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)
# a lame repost but I don't care!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:59, archived)
# horace
grows long feet?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Horace goes skiing
A game two years older than me.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Classic speccy action
level 1 was just a frogger rip off though
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:02, archived)
# horace
goes skiing.. classic game..

you can play it online www.80snostalgia.com/computers/spectrum/horacegoesskiing.html
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)
# hehe
check out that vehicle AI!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# huh!?
do what john?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Ack!
he keeps running to the right
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Does that for me too
at 1000% speed as well!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)
# bah
i only get 167% speed
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:07, archived)
# use...
1 - left
2 - right
q - up
z - down

other keys might work too
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Horace Goes Skiiing.
Arsemonkey!

/laughs and points
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:02, archived)
# YAY
I love Horace

WTF is he though?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)
# a King among men.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:02, archived)
# oh, look at you, not caring

not sure i like the cut of your gib
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)
# i secretly do care
but don't tell anyone
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:03, archived)
# well it seems to be the season to repost.
click for anim
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:02, archived)
# pearoast?

run away!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:03, archived)
# excellent
love the anim
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmmm
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:58, archived)
# did you make that in 3d?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)
# .............no
just a harpic bottle on a backgroud, with words
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Sorry,
but seeing Jesus on a bike down there reminded me of this pearoast.

(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:57, archived)
# flid arms!
/somewhere very hot
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:58, archived)
# that
is not one of the three locations
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:58, archived)
# It is so,
they built a skatepark in the alley behind Fange's place.


/fed up of Lazlo Woodbine comments abour now. :P
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)
# i know you are
thats why they work so well. aah, look at me, talking toot.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:02, archived)
# it reminded me of sellotape cakes
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:02, archived)
# D'OH!!

(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:57, archived)
# woo
i like that. nonensical, but woo.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Damn,
he only had the Ace of Spades to get rid of too.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:58, archived)
# woo
did you apply a schumacher filter to his mouth and chin?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Nope
The secret ingredient is a pinch of a baby's frown.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Blessed of two weevils...


sorry
/gets coat
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:47, archived)
# HAHAHA
that's hilarious! awfully punned. Woo!

AND SO'S HIS WIFE
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Genius.
I have no idea where my family are. I woke up after a nap and the house is empty.

I suspect some kind of brutal killing by the freezer pixies.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:54, archived)
# that reminds me
BEER!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:55, archived)
# the neat piles of dust in the living room
were your family

didn't anyone tell you that armageddon was planned for today? we sent a memo
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:55, archived)
# You mean I'm supposed to READ those?
Who will cook and clean for me now?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:57, archived)
# well, you see them 4 horsemen outside?

i'm sure Famine will have a word with you
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:59, archived)
# ooh
i like it when t hat happens
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:55, archived)
# now come on be serious
>comforting voice<

calm down, there's no such thing as freezer pixies. its far more likely they were just shot and buried under the shed by your creepy neighbour.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Waccawave goodbye to sanity
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)
# saddam in his hole - first pic
not a photoshop sorry!

(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:45, archived)
# boooooooooo
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:46, archived)
# welcome to b3tanews.com
providing you up to the minute news instead of funny photoshpped pictures
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Go to your room
and think about what you've done
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:56, archived)
# just for fun
no harm
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:43, archived)
#
piss off and read me
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:44, archived)
# *click*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:45, archived)
# we hate fun.
NOW BRAISE ME A HAM
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:45, archived)
# best demand - ever
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:48, archived)
# pantaloons

BIG FUCKING PANTS
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:46, archived)
# argh!

and cock off!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:46, archived)
# No harm?
Me bloody arm's come off you nerk.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:57, archived)
# This cat loves Star Trek
Spock cat
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:42, archived)
# http://www.pornstarguru.com/page.php?x=422994&m=1
a great game for over 18 only
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:40, archived)
# FAQ:
"Don't post porn"
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Oh come on
I'm not clicking that, look at the URL!

EDIT: Is that Kitenny's site?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I'm not going to click that.
no sir...

No I'm no... mmm... Asiany...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:44, archived)
# she's verrrrrry
pretty. And hardly naked at all.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:50, archived)
# She's called
Yoko Matsugane

*watches the stampede off to google*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:51, archived)
# does she do christmas parties?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Not sure, but she does
Photobooks, and calendars.

If anyone has the power to host about 20MB of pics....
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# I have never seen
Norks that large on an Asian girl before.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)
# yes she is

and no she's not
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:52, archived)
# spam spamity spammer
cock off!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:41, archived)
# lots and lots
of nasty spyware.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Christ! we're over 20000!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:42, archived)
# yup, and i got bored
and snagged the 20000 one night.....
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:43, archived)
# well, since this is a threadwaste anyways...

Who ended up with 20000

Was it a regular?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:43, archived)
# alexnessie
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:43, archived)
# me..checkit
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:43, archived)
# right on then.
good job.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:45, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:45, archived)
# oops
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Christ on a bike!

showing off some off his latest stunts, I'll be bound
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:36, archived)
# haha
lovely :)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)
# you wouldn't think he'd need training wheels

woo! v. nice
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)
# that's what makes it extra-special funny
I laughed...I cried...I minimized

(still at work)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Christ NoHands!!!!!
That am woo!

I like how the Lord and Savoiur needs training wheels.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)
# he doesn't need them.
he chooses to have them as a reminder to us all of his imperfection.

He fell off, grazed his knees and cried like a big jessie for us, you know.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:48, archived)
# what are the other guys on the sides doing?
They are catching some MAJOR air!!!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Love the stabalisers ...
And *why* haven't I seen that 100 times before :) Genius!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Waternelon me!
That's good!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)
# stunts? with stabilisers?
woo!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)
# woo
has been done but this is really very good
wyh
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:39, archived)
# blimeh!
where ever did you get the idea?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:39, archived)
# That deserves applause

Woo!!!!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:39, archived)
# hahahaha
w/y/h
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:40, archived)
# lovely
can we have jesus pole-vaulting christ next?

or maybe jesus h christ in a chicken basket?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:43, archived)
# hallelujah!
woo!
much better than my effort.


edit: and the training wheels get it an extra woo and a yay.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:43, archived)

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